You ever start a game thinking it’s just another parody and then suddenly you’re watching Delia Ketchum bend over a lab table like she’s about to teach anatomy class the hard way? Yeah, that’s this one. It starts all innocent - Pallet Town, sunshine, that “I overslept again” energy - and then, bam, you’re in Professor Oak’s lab snooping through his stuff and learning he’s been researching... let’s just say “human-pokemon compatibility” in a way no academic journal would publish. The tone flips faster than a Tinder match gone wrong. One second you’re pretending to care about rare species, next second you’re covered in way more than curiosity.

Delia, though - holy hell. They made her look like the definition of “MILF who knows exactly what she’s doing.” She’s got that soft mom energy but says things that would make even Team Rocket blush. The scenes with her feel weirdly personal, like the game’s reading your dirty thoughts out loud. There’s a part where she leans in too close, her voice dripping honey and sin, and you just *know* this isn’t about Pokémon anymore. The writing’s cheeky as hell, half jokes, half filthy confessions, and somehow it works. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll maybe question your childhood a little.

The pacing’s messy in that good kind of way - it doesn’t care about logic, just about pushing you deeper into its horny fever dream. You might roll your eyes at the story, but then the next scene hits and suddenly you’re invested in seeing how far the “research” goes. Controls? Who even cares, you’ll figure ‘em out with one hand anyway. It’s trashy, it’s fun, and it’s got that nostalgic kick twisted into something you definitely can’t talk about in polite company. Kind of like if Pokémon grew up, got divorced, and started posting thirst traps at 2 a.m. on Twitter.

This one feels like some horny fan finally snapped during a camping trip and decided, “yeah, I’m fucking Gardevoir in the woods,” then actually followed through. It’s not some giant epic thing, more like a focused little shrine to one very specific fantasy: you, a trainer who clearly stopped caring about league rules, railing your Gardevoir in an outdoor spot where the grass is way too clean for what’s happening. Right away it throws you into customization instead of wasting time on story. Hair tweak, skin shade, that kind of body color stuff, how “monstery” vs “soft waifu” she looks, changing the vibe with just a couple sliders. You don’t get a huge dress-up catalog, but what is there hits the right spots. I spent way too long just swapping tiny details and zooming in on how her expression shifts when you change one option. I kind of hate that you can’t adjust height difference much, but then I forgot about it after like two strokes of the animation.

What really sells it is how damn focused it is on the actual act. You pick anal or vaginal, no bullshit, and the animation just goes. Rhythmic, sticky, and it doesn’t shy away from the messy parts. The creampie is front and center, not some little white dot and fade to black. When you go vaginal, her body actually looks like she’s taking it, not like some lazy loop. Switch to anal and the whole energy feels different, tighter, a little “wrong” in that good way, especially with her looking back at you like she knows you shouldn’t be doing this in the grass but she’s into it anyway. There’s a couple variations on speed and camera, but nothing crazy, it’s more like you’re locked into this one filthy moment and just nudging it around. Somewhere in the middle I started swearing at the screen because one tiny environment option just would not stay the way I set it, and then I got distracted again by the way the cumshot pools out of her.

The secret fun is poking around like a pervert detective. Click where you’re not supposed to, wiggle on empty parts of the UI, that sort of thing. Hit the right spots and you suddenly unlock a clothing piece that feels way too horny for an official game, or some extra little twist on the sex scene. There’s at least one hidden bit that flips the “normal” vibe of the animation into something nastier, like the animator was laughing and thinking “yeah, if you found this, you deserve this level of depravity.” I liked that it didn’t explain itself. No tutorial, no glowing arrow, just “figure my dirty secrets out if you’re dedicated enough with your mouse.” I wish there were more poses and more outdoor spots to swap between, because when you’re into multi-lover endings like I am, your brain starts imagining a whole party of mons waiting off-screen, but that never happens and it probably never will. Still, Gardevoir alone, kneeling in the open with grass brushing her thighs while you decide where to fill her, ends up being more than enough to make you close your other tabs and focus on just this one loop.

Moon looks like she walked out from some innocent Saturday morning show, but this thing grabs her and smears filth all over that soft, pastel vibe. She’s got that classic Pokemon-hero energy, bright eyes, sailor style, all “let’s go on an adventure,” and then suddenly the only adventure is how deep a huge black cock can disappear inside a tiny teen hole. It feels dirty in a way that’s half trashy porn, half weird fan letter. The scene is like a little shrine built for people who always wondered what was under that skirt while pretending to care about catching monsters. And yeah, the answer is: a tight pussy that doesn’t stay innocent for more than two clicks, and a butt that ends up being the real main character.

The way everything is laid out, your mouse turns into this greedy fingertip, always hunting for one more spot to press, one more reaction to pull out of her. Touch her here and she blushes, touch her there and suddenly you’re opening her legs, lining up that heavy shaft with her slit, watching her face turn from “oops” to “fuck me” in a couple of lazy frames. It pretends to give you choice, like pussy or ass is some deep moral moment, but honestly the game just keeps whispering “put it in her ass, you know you want to see that” until you do it. Once you slide into her butt, that’s when the whole thing clicks: she’s this tiny trainer trying to handle a final boss between her cheeks, and the way her body stretches around it is absurd and kind of funny and hot at the same time. I caught myself grinning like an idiot when the first thick thrust pushed her forward, like she almost wanted to crawl off the screen.

There’s this one small background thing that drove me crazy. You’re there, happily wrecking her, already thinking about how much cum you’ll paint her with at the end, and then you notice some little hidden surprise you can poke. Suddenly her chest starts swelling, soft little bumps turning into huge anime tits that look almost too big for her thin body, like two moons orbiting the girl called Moon. It’s stupid. It’s perfect. She’s got this dazed look, tiny waist, huge rack, ass already used up, and your cock still pulsing inside. When you finally hit that cumshot, it’s not just a lazy splash. It pours over her like you broke some internal dam: white streaks on her face, dripping down those new breasts, pooling in her navel, sticky lines across her thighs. It feels less like “rewarding” her and more like claiming the whole screen, turning this sweet Nintendo girl into a used hentai canvas. And if you’re like me, you sit there, cursor hovering, thinking “ok I’m done,” and then you click again, just to watch the animation one more time, because something about seeing that little trainer coated, stretched, and ruined is way more hypnotic than you want to admit.

This one is basically someone asking, “what if those famous poke-women were less about battles and more about getting absolutely ruined,” and then actually following through with it. Story is simple on the surface: you’re not chasing monsters, you’re hunting their trainers. Or mothers. Or champions. The whole thing flips the usual journey idea into “collect a full set of horny women and see who breaks first.” Instead of grinding levels, you’re kind of grinding their resistance, if that makes sense. It starts almost innocent, like regular parody stuff, then suddenly you’re tossing that H pokeball and she’s on her knees calling you master like it was the most natural thing.

The first real shock for me was when you use the ball on Delia. In the main series she’s this soft, caring mom that makes sandwiches and talks about your health. Here she’s smiling, then there’s a flash, and the next second she’s kneeling with drool on her chin, looking up at you like your cock is her new religion. The game doesn’t really waste time on big emotional scenes, it just goes straight to things like forced oral and “yes, master” dialogue. Her mouth animations go from slow and shy to sloppy and eager, and every time the text pops up where she thanks you for using her, it hits that weird mix of wrong and hot. And then the game pretends none of that is messed up and just moves on to the next target. I kind of liked that total lack of guilt, even though the writing sometimes feels like someone typed it in a hurry between porn tabs on Chrome and forgot to spellcheck half the lines. There’s one line where a character moans “I am feel so good, master” and it broke my brain for a second. I still remember it, which is more than I can say for half of the porn games I tried on itch and Nutaku.

Cynthia’s stuff is where it got interesting and also kind of stupid at the same time. She’s always shown as this cool, confident champion in the anime, and here the whole idea is that you knock that calm attitude off her face one thrust at a time. The first time you trap her, she’s acting pissed, calling you a pervert, trying to keep her composure. Then that H pokeball glow hits and her pupils change, and suddenly she’s grinding on you like she’s been waiting her whole life for a thick cock from a random trainer. There’s this one scene where she’s riding you, her skin tone contrasted against yours in proper interracial porn style, and the text says she’s “losing all sense of dignity while her pussy begs for more.” The thing is, a few lines later she’s back to cool champion talk, like she didn’t just scream your name with her tongue hanging out. That whiplash is weird, but also kind of fun, in a trashy RP sort of way. And the harem angle sneaks up on you: suddenly you have Delia on one side, Cynthia on the other, and Lenora showing up as this total powerhouse milf, thick thighs and big tits that bounce way too much to be practical. There’s a part where you’re making Lenora suck you while Cynthia licks your balls, and Delia is waiting her turn, and the whole thing feels like a browser tab you’d open on XVideos with “harem” and “milf” filters on. I still wish the game didn’t reuse certain moan sounds so often, it got stuck in my head like a TikTok audio, and not in a good way. But the raw idea of turning these women into your own little slave collection, passing them around your cock like they’re just another badge to earn, that hits a very dirty fantasy nerve. It’s not clever, not classy, sometimes not even written well, but it is horny in a very direct, shameless way that a lot of polished stuff somehow forgets.

This thing is like somebody mashed up a horny Pokémon convention, a cheap RPG maker project, and a bad joke from a Discord server, then somehow it actually… works. You wake up in this anime-ass geek convention where every “monster” you fight is actually a girl in cosplay, and half the gameplay is basically you trying to get them undressed without getting your ass kicked in turn-based combat. It’s all classic RPG structure, but instead of grinding slimes, you’re chasing a Jolteon girl in a maid outfit who stuns you by shaking her tits at you. The whole loop is simple: walk around the con map, poke suspicious stuff like tall grass and weird corners, trigger encounters, win the fight, fill your little sticker collection and Cosplayer Compendium with more “reward” images and tear states. It sounds boring when I say it like that, but when you actually sit there trying to min-max your skills just to see the next torn costume version of Gardevoir maid, suddenly it feels like Excel with boobs. Which is kind of my dream job, to be honest, but also not at all.

What hits me most is how it leans into parody without getting pretentious. This is not high art, it knows it, and that’s why it’s funny. The jokes are very “Newgrounds 2012” energy: characters talking shit, dumb puns, meta comments when you lose. At one point I picked the wrong dialog option on a date with Ivy in the cafe, and instead of the usual “bad end”, she just drags you into this awkward, horny small talk that feels exactly like a failed Tinder meetup, except she’s in costume and you’re basically trying to unlock her beach CG. The Maid Cafe is the real star though. It’s like a data dashboard of fetishes: you walk in, and your brain starts building mental pie charts of “cat ears”, “thigh-highs”, “bare shoulders with the fabric barely holding”. Half of the cast is parody of Pokémon girls and Eeveelution cosplayers, and the other half is “what if a normal con girl just went way too hard on the roleplay and now you have to fight her bra off”. Battle mechanics are basic but they sneak in some neat little choices. There’s this moment where you see a shiny-like encounter in the tall grass, and you’re sitting there rubbing the mouse over it like some degenerate, hoping it triggers a rare girl instead of the same basic cosplayer with one less button done up. When it works you feel like a genius. When it fails you just feel like a guy rubbing a virtual bush for hentai.

I like how horny it is without trying to be classy. Clothes rip in stages during battles, you see the same pose evolve from “fully dressed and mad at you” to “tits out, mascara slightly smudged, still talking trash”. The gallery in the Compendium shows you every combat pose and every tear level once you’ve earned them, which scratches the completionist itch way too hard. It actually made me replay some areas just to fill in missing girls on the map, like I was doing some wholesome Pokédex run, except instead of “seen / caught” it’s “seen / stripped”. At the same time, the pacing can be a bit of a mess. Sometimes you walk around forever with nothing happening, then suddenly three lewd encounters and a date event fire one after another, like the RNG is drunk. I ended up alt-tabbing between this and checking charts in Google Sheets, which is pretty funny, since my brain kept trying to calculate “cosplayer per room” density like I was modeling user retention. Also, I have to complain about one stupid tiny thing: the way some dialog lines scroll and then stop half a pixel off-center makes my eye twitch every time. Completely ruined my immersion in the important scientific activity of chasing half-naked Gardevoir maid around a cafe. Still went back for her anyway. Obviously.

Dawn wakes up on this quiet orange-pink beach, sky still cold, water flat like it is waiting for something dirty to happen. She is tired, backpack half empty, pokeballs rattling, stomach making more noise than the wild mons. No cute sponsor, no friendly professor sending cash on the phone app, only some shady quest marker glowing over this fat guy near the broken pier. Typical hentai setup, we know, but the writing actually leans into it. He doesn’t even pretend to help her. He just looks at her clothes, that short skirt and tight top, and says it straight: “You want money, you bend over.” It’s trashy, it’s blunt, and it hits hard because the game never cuts away to something heroic. There is no pretend romance. Just a trainer girl who hunted all night and now has to pay for breakfast with her ass.

The walk from the dialog box to that broken fence in the sand is way hotter than it should be. Nothing really “happens” yet, just these little pixel animations of Dawn fidgeting, pulling her skirt down, then giving up. You move her, you can cancel and run back, but you don’t. We didn’t. She reaches that ruined bit of rail, the camera shifts, and suddenly her knees are in the sand and you get that side view of her ass pushed out. Her panties go down in one rough pull, no soft romance, and there is this short frame where her pussy is just there in pixelart, little white shine where wetness should be. Then he grabs her hips from behind and rams in without warm up. It looks painful. It looks fucking good. I liked how they show her trying to stay quiet because there are wild mons in the grass behind them. It’s silly and it aroused the hell out of us. Doggystyle in the open, with the sea just a few steps away, her fingers clawing the sand each time he thrusts in. Sometimes her head lifts, eyes wide, like she wants to protest, then the next frame she’s blushing and biting her lip. The rhythm of the animation is weird. Sometimes too fast, then slow for like five loops, which made it feel less like a porn template and more like some guy actually messing up his pace while fucking her.

Sex for cash can be boring when games try to be “dark” and then show nothing. Here they show everything, but somehow it still feels a bit pathetic. After enough thrust cycles, you can choose if he pulls out or not. We went for creampie first, because of course. When he finishes, there is this thick cumshot that stays inside, then slowly leaks out between her lips, making little white drops in the sand while she still breathes hard. It’s cheap pixel goo, but it hits. Second time we tried the outside option. He jerks half out of her, sprays all over her ass and lower back, and the game lets you keep staring while it drips down between her cheeks. There is a tiny janky detail that drove me crazy: one white pixel stays stuck at the edge of her skirt, like the dev forgot to clean it. I kept looking at that damn pixel instead of the rest. The humiliation angle works, mostly because she pulls her panties back up with cum still on her skin, stands there with her legs shaking, then walks to the town vendor like this is just another quest reward. No big drama, no slow piano music, no fake redemption. She gets her money. She buys food. She goes back to looking for monsters in the grass with a used pussy and sand still stuck on her knees. Honestly, it’s filthy and kind of hot and also kind of sad, and it made us want a longer game while at the same time I’m not sure I’d handle more of it without needing a cold shower.

Misty always looked a bit too innocent on my old Game Boy screen, and this thing takes that memory, rips it open, and fucks right through it. Here she’s still the redhead gym girl with the smug little attitude, but the story pretends there are “secret water training techniques” that totally just mean she has to pay for losing a battle with her body. No bullshit, the whole setup is basically: you lost, you either hand over your Pokémon or you spread your legs and take what’s coming. Guess which one the game cares about. It starts almost soft, with her trying to act all proud and stubborn, small tits pushed out, shorts hanging tight on her hips, promising she won’t back down. Then the camera cuts closer, you see her eyes shake when the guy pulls out this stupidly big cock that clearly doesn’t fit anywhere, and it suddenly feels like every “kid-safe” memory of the anime just got dragged into a dirty back alley behind some cheap internet café.

What got me was how they play with her expression when the actual penetration starts. There is this one moment, when he pushes into her pussy for the first time, and she’s half biting her lip, half trying not to cry out. Not fake hentai moaning, but that messy mix of “this hurts” and “I’m so fucking turned on and I hate that I am”. Fingers working her first, sliding between her legs, opening her up, while she keeps glancing at her pokéball like she’s hoping it will just magically save her. It doesn’t. You get these close-ups of his fingers glistening, then suddenly he rams into her and her whole body arches, her small chest bouncing in this almost awkward way that somehow feels more real than big anime balloons. At one point he flips her for anal and she tries to crawl away on her hands and knees, and he just grabs her hips and pulls her back onto him. That first push into her ass is brutal, her mouth wide open, no sound for a second, then that broken little gasp. I swear I paused there once, not because it was too much, but because I wanted to see every tiny muscle in her face trying to decide if this is shame or pleasure.

And yeah, it gets nastier. He uses her like a training tool. Quick thrusts, slow thrusts, pulls out to smack his cock on her flushed little pussy lips, then shoves it back in, while she’s begging him not to cum inside, which of course he absolutely does. Cum dripping out of her, then another round, then he goes for the face. The final facial is just straight up filthy: thick white mess all over her cheeks, nose, even caught in her eyelashes, while she pants and blinks like she can’t see shit. A bit of it lands on her hair too, that bright orange-red now streaked with semen, and she just looks wrecked. Not broken, not “I’m secretly loving it” in some goofy anime way, more like “I’ll remember this fight every time I hold a pokéball.” It’s rough, it’s horny, it doesn’t pretend to be romantic or fair. Just Misty pushed into a corner and fucked from every angle until her pride, and pretty much everything else, is dripping.

Ash walking into Misty’s place for this “Pokemon Go party” already feels like some bad idea you know is gonna turn into really filthy fun. It’s that kind of game where the plot is basically a horny excuse, but it actually leans into it in a funny way instead of pretending to be deep. Misty shows up as this grown, stacked redhead version of herself, huge tits stuffed into a top that clearly lost the fight against gravity a long time ago, and Ash is just standing there, trying to act normal while obviously staring at her chest. The whole “we haven’t seen each other in years” thing is used just enough to give them that weird tension, like childhood friends suddenly realizing, oh shit, we’d totally fuck now. There are some dumb jokes about catching “rare mons” around the house, her teasing him that he came for the Pokemon but is staring at the “two biggest ones in the room” and stuff like that, and it actually made me grin like an idiot once or twice. It’s not high art, but it doesn’t pretend to be. It’s like watching a dirty parody on your phone when you should be checking email on Gmail instead. Your brain turns off, your dick wakes up, everyone has a role.

The actual action kicks off when Misty basically flips the whole party tone. She starts “explaining” a game, tapping on her phone, then slowly guiding Ash to sit on the couch next to her. There’s this moment where she leans forward to “show him something on the screen” and her tits almost fall right out, and you can choose if Ash tries to play it cool or just stares. Both paths end in the same place anyway, with her catching him. She laughs, climbs into his lap, and that’s where the porn side really hits. The sex scenes are old-school hentai parody energy: big tits bouncing hard, Ash way out of his league, Misty riding him like she’s trying to break his stamina stat. There’s a lot of focus on her chest, the way her boobs slap against him while she grinds, those loud over-the-top hentai moans, and her trashy lines about how he “finally caught something worth evolving.” At one point she’s jerking him off while pretending to “throw pokeballs” and I swear I had to pause because I was laughing and horny at the same time, which is confusing in the best way. It’s all very straightforward, nothing crazy like weird fetishes, just classic loud, wet, cartoon sex with a redheaded Misty who clearly knows she’s the main prize. Honestly I kinda wanted a darker, more cruel twist near the end, like her making fun of him after he finishes or turning it into some messed up game he can’t win, but the game stays in this playful, horny zone and never really goes mean. It’s fine. Just makes the sad endings freak in me a bit grumpy, in a stupid way I’ll complain about and still replay anyway.

Con-Quest is one of those horny little browser things that looks kind of silly at first, then three minutes later you’re way too invested in whether some half-naked Pikachu cosplayer is going to stomp you or blow you a kiss. It plays like an RPG that forgot to be serious, which is good, but if you care about accessibility like I do, it also kinda forgot blind and low-vision players exist. The whole game is just walls of small bright text on bright backgrounds, no text size slider, no contrast options, no colorblind presets, nothing. I tried zooming in with Chrome and Firefox, had to keep dragging the screen around like some weird porn spreadsheet. And yeah, I know, you came here to jerk off, not to read a UI audit, but still. When Vanilla storms around the convention hunting the money thief, you get these fun, snappy lines, but if you have any reading difficulty or ADHD it turns into “click, click, where was I again.” They sped up the text speed which sounds good, until your eyes are slower than the horny dialogue and you’re chasing every line like it is Snapchat. At least the animated portraits are nice and expressive, Ivy’s smug grin is perfect when she’s basically edging you with teasing comments, but they don’t help when you can’t tell which character is speaking because the name text is tiny and there is zero voice indication.

The lewd part is funny and stupid in a good way. You’re running around this con full of cosplayers who clearly did not come for child friendly content. There’s a Meowth girl who basically flirts by bullying you, dressed in ears, tail, tight little outfit that clings like latex, and the “reward” is you humiliating her through battle and then getting this multi-stage animated scene where she goes from cocky to absolutely ruined for you. It is not subtle. Pokemon parody everywhere, bootleg mons jokes, sexy Flygon girl pinned into this “oops I fell on you” pose, Mia and Nia doing this twin act that feels like it wants to be wholesome and still ends up about you undressing them with stickers. The sticker book is basically your porn gallery, of course, but cycling characters with keyboard or screen reader? Forget it. I tried NVDA and JAWS out of habit, they both just saw a pile of unlabeled buttons and decorative images. No alt text, no focus order that makes sense, just “button, button, button” so if you play by ear it is like trying to masturbate while somebody reads you the settings menu of Microsoft Word. The new second floor is fun to explore, the whole “Vanilla might have this thief killed” plot gives her a mean streak that is kinda hot, kinda scary, but if you’re sensitive to flicker or fast motion, the quick sliding portraits in dialogue and sudden UI shifts can be a bit much and there is no toggle. Funny thing is, they clearly know how to tweak code, optimize performance, hook up animated rewards, tease you with topless alt portraits, but a simple “bigger font” button or high-contrast mode is still missing. I keep grumbling about that while also chasing every new horny cosplayer quest like a dog with a bone, which probably says more about me than about the game.