This dating sim hits different than those polished romance games where you spend twenty minutes picking the perfect outfit. You're basically speed-running through pickup lines and hoping your charm stat is high enough to not crash and burn. The whole thing feels like someone took a Tinder conversation and turned it into a point-and-click adventure, except instead of matching with someone who ghosts you after three messages, you actually get somewhere.

The mechanics are pretty straightforward - you meet this chick through some dating website setup, and then it's all about saying the right things to keep her interested. What's weird is how the game doesn't really explain the scoring system, so you're just clicking dialogue options and hoping for the best. Sometimes being cocky works, sometimes being sweet does the trick. It's like real dating except you can actually reload if you fuck up spectacularly. The art style reminds me of those flash games from way back, nothing fancy but gets the job done. Her character design is definitely going for that busty fantasy look that'll keep your attention during the conversation parts.

Where things get spicy is when you actually succeed at the whole seduction thing. The car scene escalates pretty quickly from innocent ride home to full-on oral action, and the animations are surprisingly smooth for what looks like a budget production. The creampie finale is well-animated too, though I kept getting distracted by how the car windows never fog up despite all the action happening inside. The whole experience is maybe thirty minutes if you know what you're doing, longer if you keep picking the wrong dialogue like I did the first time. It's definitely more about the destination than the journey, but sometimes that's exactly what you want from a quick adult game session.

It’s weird how this game starts like it’s pretending to care about plot. You think it’s about Tsunade gambling again, being her usual chaotic self, but nah - two minutes in and it just throws you into the mess. There’s this sense of shameless humor I kinda liked; it doesn’t even try to justify anything. She owes money, her solution involves clones, and everyone’s naked before you can blink. The sound effects are ridiculous - like someone mixed old arcade bleeps with wet noises, and somehow it works. I laughed, then got turned on, then laughed again. The rhythm feels accidental, like a loop someone forgot to trim, but that’s part of the charm. You can almost imagine some guy in 2008 coding it while blasting Eurobeat in the background.

What I didn’t expect was how expressive the faces are. Not polished, but raw in that flash‑era way where every exaggerated blink feels hand‑made. Tsunade’s boobs take up half the screen, sure, but her grin sells it more than the physics. I caught myself clicking too fast just to see if the clones would glitch out - and they did, kind of melting together mid‑animation. It’s oddly beautiful, like a broken GIF that refuses to die. The Raikage scene hits different - too fast, too much flexing, but there’s this energy, like two powerhouses trying to out‑moan each other. I remember thinking, “this shouldn’t be hot,” and yet.

Story? Barely there. But the pacing keeps you hooked, because it’s never just sex - it’s comedy wrapped around sweat. I like that it doesn’t moralize; it just exists, messy and loud. The cumshot ending lands with a splat that feels almost celebratory. Would I call it art? Maybe not. But it’s got that same rough soul as old chiptunes - imperfect loops, dirty fun, no pretense. You finish it and kinda want to replay, even though you know every beat. Maybe that’s nostalgia, or maybe I’m just into stupidly honest smut. Either way, it lingers.

This thing plays like a weird mix of pub quiz night and horny anime fever dream. You’re this college kid wandering around campus, not for grades, just trying to climb a very different kind of ranking: how many hot women you can charm, outsmart and then absolutely rail. Every girl you meet comes with two big things: massive tits and a list of questions that make you feel like you should have actually listened in class. One moment you’re staring at a teacher’s cleavage while she’s asking about history dates, next moment she’s on her knees, lips shiny with spit, treating your cock like extra credit. It’s stupid and fun at the same time, like using Wikipedia with one hand and jerking it with the other.

What actually surprised me is how the whole “answer five questions to fuck” thing gets in your head. First girl I ran into looked like that classic hentai campus babe, skirt too short, boobs almost falling out, asking me random shit about science. Got one answer wrong and she just smirked, crossed her legs, and told me to come back when I’m “less useless.” I wanted to rage quit, opened Chrome instead, hit Google and a bit of Wikipedia, came back and suddenly I’m balls deep in her, slapping into her pussy from behind, watching her ass bounce while she moans and begs for more. It’s kinda dumb how satisfying that feels after doing actual thinking. Brain on quiz mode, dick on creampie mode. Perfect combo. Except when it isn’t, because some questions feel like the dev was just scrolling random pages and picking words, but somehow that also makes it funnier. You’re like, why the fuck do I need to know this to deserve a blowjob? Then she’s gagging on you, drool down her chin, and you kinda stop caring.

Stuff really clicks once you start chasing the “prettiest woman in the college” angle. There’s this strict teacher, total mistress vibe, glasses, hair up, that classic “I’ll ruin your life but you’ll thank me” look. When she leans in and whispers that you’re not ready for her yet, it weirdly stings. So you go fuck your way through the campus, one quiz at a time, loading faces with cum after a rough doggystyle session, filling pussies, watching those big boobs bounce while she claws at the sheets. Some scenes are actually hotter when you fail a couple of times before nailing the answers. It feels like you’ve earned that moment where she gasps as you shove it deep and you don’t pull out, she tightens around you, and the screen shows her getting a sticky creampie like a reward screen gone very wrong. I kinda wish the questions got even nastier or more twisted as you go, but they stay in this strange mix of normal trivia and random bullshit. Anyway, it ends up feeling like Pornhub and a school exam had a baby, and that baby really wants you to cum on your teacher’s face for getting a perfect score.

Leila looks like that girl you always notice at the bar and never have the balls to talk to, except here you actually get to see what happens if you stop being a coward for once. She’s leaning on the table, dress hugging her body, tits basically trying to escape every time she breathes. The game throws you right into that moment where you’re half horny, half nervous, and makes you work for it in a way that is stupidly simple but still kinda addictive. You’re not just clicking “next” and suddenly she’s naked. You have to pick the right lines, read her mood a bit, act like you’re not just a walking erection. Fail a choice and she’ll shut you down, look away, lose interest, and that actually hurts a little, like real life when you say something dumb and the girl just goes cold. Hit the right answer and she starts to melt, her pose changes, she leans closer, you feel that small victory in your chest and also in your pants. It’s funny how fast you start memorizing what she likes: the flirty line that makes her smirk, the compliment that makes her blush, the one risky joke that either turns her on or kills everything. I caught myself replaying just to see how fast I could get her from “who are you” to “let’s go to your place” without screwing it up.

Then the bar is gone and suddenly you’ve got her in your home, and the whole vibe flips from shy small talk to full-on porn logic. Clothes stop being important very fast. Her dress rides up, then it’s off, and you finally get those huge soft tits in your face, in your hands, wherever you want them really. The undressing part is the best kind of slow burn: bra sliding down, nipples popping out, her pretending to be a bit shy but you can tell she’s loving the attention. There’s this nice massage phase where your hands are “just” rubbing her shoulders, then her back, then you’re grabbing her ass and kneading those big boobs like they’re stress balls made for horny people. The game lets you control the pace, so you can go gentle or just say fuck it and push straight into hard sex. When you start really fucking her, it’s not some soft romantic thing. You’re pounding her, watching her big breasts bounce like crazy, hearing those wet sounds that make you turn your volume down because, yeah, it’s that kind of game. Pump her full, watch the cumshot drip over her body, her tits, her stomach, and she’s still breathing heavy like she wants another round. It’s simple, dirty, and straight to the point, exactly like those old adult flash games we all pretended not to know about, but with just enough flirting and little mistakes along the way to make finally blowing your load on her feel earned instead of just another click.

Riven here is exactly the kind of horny disaster you see at a con hotel lobby at 1 in the afternoon already half out of costume. The game just throws you right in with her and her extra equipment, no slow build, no fake romance, just “yeah, she has a fat cock and everyone is gonna deal with it.” It actually feels like one of those scuffed fan animations you watch on Newgrounds at school computer lab with the volume off, hoping teacher doesn’t walk behind you. Everything is click based, super simple, but that kind of works, because you’re not here to practice e‑sports, you’re here to watch a very smug blonde problem-child from League get used and do some using of her own. The first time her dick twitches and that little animated loop starts, I literally said “ok, that’s cute” out loud. Then two clicks later it’s not cute anymore, it’s just filthy.

The vibe is very commission-core. You can almost feel the client note like “make sure we really see the cum” burned into every animation. There’s a tiny awkwardness in how it moves that actually makes it hotter for me, like those old Flash loops people would trade on USB sticks at cons. Blowjob scene hits pretty quick, and it’s not some artsy fade to white, you see her throat work, you see spit, you see her enjoying her own power way too much. Then suddenly there’s more bodies in the frame and you realize ok, we are not in solo territory, this is proper pile of horny idiots. The threesome bits are where it gets fun, because you get those angles where her cock is buried in someone, her own mouth is busy on another, and the animation just focuses on hips and balls and messy fluids. Sometimes it loops a hair too long and you start noticing tiny flaws, a weird hand, a face that twitches wrong, but then the cumshot hits and the whole screen feels like it was waiting for that moment anyway, so you forgive everything in one second. I wish there was better sound, or any sound that doesn’t feel like a broken panel at a small town anime fest, but the silence almost feels like you’re sneaking porn on your phone behind the cosplay repair table, so it made me laugh.

Gallery on space bar is such a “coder gave up on UI” move that I kinda respect it. It’s like: ok, you saw the ride once, now pick your favorite loops and just go to town. I kept going back to the angle where Riven is getting railed and still stroking her own cock, precum drooling while her partner milks the last shot out of her. Cum flies in stupid arcs, there’s no physics, it looks like someone squeezed a mayonnaise bottle, and it still hits. If you’re the type who always stops at futa Riven art on Twitter instead of scrolling, this feels like that art finally grew legs and started moving. I do wish there was more build up, some teasing, maybe a bit of rude banter, because in my head she’s a trash-talking top who accidentally gets turned into a moaning mess, and here we jump straight into the messy part. But then again, I said that and still kept clicking like a trained animal. You know exactly what corner of your brain this tickles. And if you ever walked through a con hall and thought “if that Riven cosplayer had a cock, I’d let her ruin my weekend,” yeah, this is pretty much that fantasy pressed into a little horny Flash time capsule.

Pixen wakes up in this weird quiet castle that feels like somebody forgot to finish decorating it. No intro, no long backstory, she is just there with her thick cock half hard under her clothes like the universe skipped a few steps. I kinda liked that, actually. No slow build, no fake romance, just “ok, you have a horny futa in a haunted sex dungeon, go.” She wanders around these empty stone corridors, you half expect a skeleton to pop out, and instead she stumbles into Tera, this cute girl who looks like she got lost between a porn shoot and a cosplay convention. The look they give each other is not subtle at all. It is that “oh, you also wanna fuck right now” kind of stare, and from then the whole tone of the game is very clear.

The first time Tera gets on her knees it is honestly the best part. The camera hangs on her lips wrapping around Pixen’s shaft in a way that made me pause a couple times just to look. There is this little detail where her hand is not sure at first, fingers a bit awkward on the base, then she finds a rhythm and her wrist twist syncs with her mouth and suddenly it is very filthy in the best way. There is spit, that shiny ring on the shaft, and she keeps looking up with those “I know exactly what I am doing” eyes. The sucking sounds are maybe a bit too wet, like someone recorded them next to a cheap mic, but they still hit. When Pixen finally blows, the cumshot is heavy, like they went out of their way to make the jizz look weighty. It splashes across Tera’s face and tongue, and she actually reacts, tongue pushing into it, blinking through it, not just frozen like a doll. Then next scene she is on her back, those thighs open, and Pixen’s hand is working between her legs. The handjob on Pixen at the same time looks frantic and slightly messy, and that messiness makes it feel more honest than some “perfect” hentai loops. I just wish they committed a bit more to the moaning, sometimes it fades like someone turned the volume down but forgot to turn it back up.

And then, in the corner of the castle, like some cursed mod you accidentally left on, there is this tentacle thing. It appears from the shadows almost like the castle itself got horny. The bonus scene with it goes from zero to “ok this is fucked up and hot” very fast. Tera ends up wrapped in slick purple limbs, one sliding across her breasts, others pressing between her legs while Pixen stands there with that “do I help or just jerk off to this” energy. They do both, kind of. Tentacles tease Pixen’s cock, stroking the length while another coils around Tera’s hips and pulls her open. At one point you have Tera getting penetrated in places you expect and one place you probably did not expect, and Pixen’s shaft being squeezed and milked in sync with her own orgasm. The way they timed the final cumshot, with tentacles pulsing and everything throbbing together, is weirdly satisfying. It is trashy, a bit too short, the castle does almost nothing except be a backdrop, and some angles feel like the animator got tired and reused shots, but when the action is on, it is dirty enough that I stopped caring about all that. I ended up replaying the blowjob and the tentacle finish more times than I planned, which probably tells you more than any rating system ever could.

Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.

Diva Mizuki on a bike is already funny to me. She looks like she should be on stage moaning into a mic, but instead she’s blasting down some empty road and almost runs over a girl just randomly lying in the middle of the street like she rage-quit real life. That whole opening is kinda messy in a good way. No big explanation, no sad story, just: hot girl, bike girl, “oh no what happened,” and then very fast it becomes “ok, let’s get her somewhere private and naked.” It feels like those nights where you open three tabs, one is Twitter, one is Pornhub, one is some weird hentai site, and you keep swapping between them until your brain is mush. This game basically does that for you, but with one redhead, one idol-looking Mizuki, and then that little surprise when the “pretty girl” suddenly has a dick and your brain just goes “ah, it’s this kind of story, ok.”

The vibe is horny but also lazy in a chill way. There’s no big drama, nobody is pretending this is deep. They talk in Japanese and honestly if you watched enough hentai before, you don’t need subtitles to understand “I’m shy, no wait, I’m actually insanely horny, wow look at all this cum.” I had Spotify lo-fi playlist on in background, some random “Tokyo chill beats to fuck your brain” thing, and it actually fit too well. The scenes move slow and then suddenly jump into rougher thrusts and loud moans, like you scroll your phone and accidentally hit max volume on a porn ad. One second Mizuki is playing the nice savior, the next she’s just covered in cum from both sides, acting like this is the most normal result of helping a stranger in the road. The redhead girl-turned-futa is my favorite part, because she starts all soft, almost innocent, then she’s slamming Mizuki’s huge ass from behind while the guy is stuffing her mouth, and it looks so wrong and so right at the same time. The game doesn’t care about realism. Positions just kind of happen. Suddenly Mizuki’s big boobs are bouncing right in your face, then cut, now you’re staring at a creampie leaking out while the other cock is still twitching. It’s like watching three horny people forgetting gravity exists.

If you want to really squeeze all the juice from this, don’t rush-click through. Let the scenes breathe a bit, focus on small stuff: how Mizuki’s body arches when she gets filled from both holes, the way the redhead’s cock pulses as she shoots a messy cumshot all over Mizuki’s face, that one angle where you only see her ass and dripping pussy and you realize someone put effort into that one frame like it’s a love letter to big asses. Mute the moans once, then replay with sound, see which hits harder. Try to time yourself with the final creampie, like a stupid mini-game only you know about. And if you catch yourself rewinding the same moment where both of them finish on her at once, it’s fine. This thing is built exactly for that kind of “just one more time, I swear” spiral.

With a hungry gleam in her eyes, Videl slips off her clothes, revealing her bare pussy, then eagerly mounts Gohan's throbbing erection. Their heated session escalates quickly, shifting from gentle teasing to relentless pounding that leaves the bed creaking. Switch between several modes of fucking to find the perfect way to drive Videl crazy tonight, from tender caresses to savage pounding. Manage the stress meter carefully; keep Videl's pleasure candle burning bright while avoiding overwhelming her too quickly. Nail the timing and intensity, and you'll be rewarded with an exclusive hentai clip showing Videl soaked in Gohan's creamy release. Or switch to witness mode to simply enjoy the explicit manga porn scenes starring your favorite Dragon Ball Z duo. Experience a naughty twist on Dragon Ball Z's iconic couple as they explore each other's bodies in this adult parody. Videl's innocent look mixed with her trampy attitude and Gohan's big, thick cock make for an unforgettable fuck session. Command the action and fuel Videl and Gohan's fiery encounter until they both shatter under waves of pleasure.

You ever start a game thinking it’s just another parody and then suddenly you’re watching Delia Ketchum bend over a lab table like she’s about to teach anatomy class the hard way? Yeah, that’s this one. It starts all innocent - Pallet Town, sunshine, that “I overslept again” energy - and then, bam, you’re in Professor Oak’s lab snooping through his stuff and learning he’s been researching... let’s just say “human-pokemon compatibility” in a way no academic journal would publish. The tone flips faster than a Tinder match gone wrong. One second you’re pretending to care about rare species, next second you’re covered in way more than curiosity.

Delia, though - holy hell. They made her look like the definition of “MILF who knows exactly what she’s doing.” She’s got that soft mom energy but says things that would make even Team Rocket blush. The scenes with her feel weirdly personal, like the game’s reading your dirty thoughts out loud. There’s a part where she leans in too close, her voice dripping honey and sin, and you just *know* this isn’t about Pokémon anymore. The writing’s cheeky as hell, half jokes, half filthy confessions, and somehow it works. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll maybe question your childhood a little.

The pacing’s messy in that good kind of way - it doesn’t care about logic, just about pushing you deeper into its horny fever dream. You might roll your eyes at the story, but then the next scene hits and suddenly you’re invested in seeing how far the “research” goes. Controls? Who even cares, you’ll figure ‘em out with one hand anyway. It’s trashy, it’s fun, and it’s got that nostalgic kick twisted into something you definitely can’t talk about in polite company. Kind of like if Pokémon grew up, got divorced, and started posting thirst traps at 2 a.m. on Twitter.