Con-Quest feels like somebody spilled horny fanart, con smell and old school RPG rules into one messy bowl and then forgot to clean the edges. You start in this convention that already looks like the morning after a hentai signing event, and the whole place is cursed so all the girls in their cute pokemon-ish cosplay are turning into monsters that want to either wreck you or ride you or both. You walk a few steps, boom, there’s a girl in a too-tight Umbreon outfit, face flushed, tits practically falling out, talking like she’s in a shitpost thread while also trying to murder you with turn based attacks that sound like they were balanced at 3 different points in the dev’s life. The vibe is very “this is stupid, I love it, please don’t fix it”. Spells hit harder if somebody is wet or on fire or shocked or whatever, and half the time I was just clicking the same spell again to see if the next rip of the costume leaves more underboob or more thigh. And when the battle zooms in for the next “rip state” of the cosplay, it actually feels like a reward, even though the camera move is very simple, almost clumsy. But that clumsy is kind of hot here. The art is the star, and it knows it: every girl looks like she got lost between DeviantArt, Newgrounds and some dead Tumblr porn blog in the best way, with bright colors, round soft bodies and those expressions that are like 60% horny, 40% “how did I end up tied up in this hallway”.

Cutscenes are where my animation brain goes “ok, you guys are filthy, but you actually care”. They’re not smooth movie-level scenes, they’re more like short, looping moments that hold just long enough for the joke or the tit flash to land. The Eevee animation having two parts is such a tiny thing, but it changes the whole flow: first you get the tease, then there’s a more explicit follow-up, and the cut is almost rude, like the camera wants to stay longer but someone yanked it away. I like how some shop scenes pop randomly after you rescue new cosplayers; one moment you just want to buy potions, next moment the clerk is leaning over the counter, boobs squished together, doing this awkward flirty banter that sounds like a horny Discord mod trying to be charming. The humor hits that weird sweet spot of being self-aware but not trying too hard. It throws you dumb puns about types and status effects, then you realize the same status effect is also a way to get more clothes off in the next fight, so you start planning your battles like a pervert accountant. The breasts sometimes sit a bit weird on the torso in certain angles and there’s one idle loop where the bounce looks like two jelly blobs slightly out of sync, which drove me crazy in a way that absolutely no one else will care about, but I kept noticing it like a stuck pixel. And the camera zoom when clothes tear is so rough it feels hacked in at the last minute, but I caught myself waiting for it every time. That’s the thing with this game: it looks janky in spots, the animations are simple, the dialogue is dumb and horny and then suddenly you get a perfect frame where the cosplayer is blushing, half naked, smirking at you after losing, and it feels more honest and sexy than a lot of “polished” adult games that forgot how to be fun.

That little orange lizard is supposed to be a “pokemon”, right? Charmander or whatever, except here he’s not doing any battling, he’s basically using his tail fire like a neon sign that says “come get fucked”. The whole thing is set in this weird half-bar, half-club background that looks like someone mashed up a cheap cocktail place with a kid’s show, then just dropped a thirsty furry girl right in the middle. She’s got ridiculous tits, big enough that the animators keep bouncing them around like they’re testing the physics engine more than anything else. You don’t get some long build up, it just kind of cuts to her already spread on the bar stand, legs up, totally begging for it, like we skipped three scenes of foreplay and went straight to “put it in already”.

The “pokemon” jumps in, cock out, and the proportions are insane in a good, brain-melting way. It’s this smooth, thick shaft that looks almost too big for his small body, and when he pushes into her, you get that nice squish of her pussy stretching around him. They actually did the penetration angle pretty well: you see his hips slam against her ass, his balls slapping her with each thrust, and her belly shifting like he’s hitting deep. She’s moaning like a cheap hentai dub, a bit over the top, but it kinda works here because it’s not trying to be classy at all. There’s a moment where she grips the edge of the bar, claws digging in, tits bouncing while he just drills her from behind, tail flicking, and it’s stupidly hot. The camera keeps swinging between her face, her tits, and that wet, shiny cock sliding in and out, and you can almost feel the sticky bar surface under her back, like she’s going to slide right off if he fucks any harder.

And then the cum. Of course. He finally slams in deep and you see this thick load pump straight inside her, proper creampie, with her pussy tightening around him, little spurts leaking out as he keeps grinding like he doesn’t want to pull out yet. Some of it spills down onto the bar stand, dripping between her ass cheeks, and she just lies there, panting, legs still trembling while his cock gives one last twitch. It’s messy, it’s shameless, it’s furry porn with a cartoon lizard and a big titted bitch getting absolutely stuffed, no fake romance, no story, just raw “I’m gonna breed you right here where everyone orders drinks” energy. If you’re into that mix of cute mascot character turned fuck machine and a needy furry girl who clearly loves being used like a cum bucket on public furniture, the whole thing goes straight for your brain and lower parts at the same time, and doesn’t pretend to be anything else.

Ash is a horny idiot in this one, and I mean that in a good way. The whole thing feels like someone took the old Pokémon anime, mixed it with a dumb meme thread from Reddit, then said “ok but what if it was all about fucking Sarena instead of catching anything.” You start as this slightly older Ash, already a trainer, already a bit cocky, but still dense as hell about romance. Sarena is glued to him, you can see she wants his dick from like the first scene, and he’s out here talking about training strategy while her skirt keeps riding higher. The game keeps playing with that contrast. One moment they’re arguing about which move is best for a gym fight, next scene she’s pressing him against a wall in some random Pokémon Center corridor and asking very clearly if he wants her. It sort of pretends to be wholesome romance for like one scene, and then the clothes just… vanish.

What caught me off guard is how the “puzzle” stuff is not really about brain work, it’s more like soft foreplay with extra steps. There’s one scene where you’re moving little icons around, matching types and moves, and the more correct chains you make, the more Sarena’s outfit changes. At first it’s just a jacket off, then stockings get ripped, then suddenly she’s in this insane lingerie that no normal trainer would wear outdoors. I actually got stuck on a really simple tile rotate thing because I was looking at her ass on the side panel, twitching every time the CG updated. It annoyed me so much because the rotation was like 90 degrees off and I kept misclicking, and the game never explains the rules properly, it just expects your horny brain to figure it out. Then, right after you finally solve it, the reward scene is Sarena pushing Ash down on the grass and riding him like he’s a mount, all while teasing him about being better at “other kinds of training.” That whole bit is ridiculously hot and also kind of stupid, in a good way. Or maybe not good, I’m not even sure.

Combat is there, but it’s basically foreplay with hit points. You pick moves, watch a short sequence, and the actual important part is that Sarena comments on how “worked up” he gets when he wins. There’s this one battle where if you choose a more reckless, high damage combo, Sarena later pins Ash to a tree and says she likes his aggressive side, then starts rubbing him through his pants while talking about strategy like nothing is happening. And if you play it safer in that same fight, she instead cuddles up in the tent afterward and slowly talks him into undressing, like a slow burn scene that suddenly turns filthy when she climbs on top and starts using her mouth first, then more. The game pretends your choices matter a lot, but actually the result is always Sarena getting fucked silly, only the route to reach that changes a bit. I loved that, and at the same time it made everything feel cheap, like “wow, my big moral choice just decides if she rides him facing forward or backward.” Still, when Ash finally grabs her hips and slams into her from behind while she’s half bent over her travel bag, moaning about how she doesn’t care about badges anymore, only him, I completely forgot I wanted something smarter from it. He is still a virgin idiot in some scenes, and somehow also a sex god in others, but whatever. It’s horny Pokémon parody brain, not science.

This thing feels like somebody took a horny Pokémon fanfic, smashed it into an old-school RPG maker project, and then just never stopped adding weird jokes and half-dressed cosplayers. You’re basically wandering around this goofy anime-style world, bumping into girls who are very clearly “cosplaying” Pokémon, except their outfits look like they were designed by a hentai artist who got bored of subtlety. The nurse one is the funniest mess. She’s supposed to be this shiny Nurse Joy cosplayer, but she’s standing there in this tight pink outfit that looks one size too small, stockings gripping her thighs, boobs pushed so high it’s almost uncomfortable to look at… and the game treats her like prey you “save” by beating the shit out of horny monsters. It keeps winking at you every time you get a new ripped state on her clothes, like: “oh no, look what happened, her top is torn again, what a tragedy.” The camera zooms in when the clothes get shredded more, and it’s so obvious what they’re doing with that, but you still lean in, like a clown. And when her portrait switches to the topless version it just hits that Pokémon-center-but-not-really kink super hard, like yeah, you’re getting treated, but not your HP.

The battles themselves are that weird mix of simple and actually kind of tactical. You’re juggling lightning, grass, fire, trying to abuse those status things. You shock something, then suddenly lightning slaps extra hard, but if you got that healing scissors curse on you, it kinda sucks instead. Fire gets stronger if they’re already on fire, grass loves when the enemy’s got a big HP pool, and then you realize you’re not even paying attention to the health bar anymore because the Umbreon cosplayer pops up and she’s ultra rare and dressed like a goth club pet. Dark stockings, tiny tail, ears that shouldn’t be that sexy, purple lingerie that pretends to be “armor” but no one believes this. You’re sitting there on your phone, Chrome eating battery, with one hand switching spells and the other just kinda hovering because that idle animation is really fucking distracting. Her clothes rip slower, piece by piece, each “state” almost like a different fanart. I actually missed a spell input because I was staring at how her sideboob appears first before the full topless scene. And then the game suddenly decides “you can’t run from this boss now, enjoy” like it knows you won’t, because why would you, you came for this.

The best part is you keep stumbling into these weird little shop scenes after you “save” a girl. You just enter the shop and boom, the Eevee cosplayer is there doing something stupidly cute, like trying to act all brave and failing, ears drooping while she’s half naked and pretending nothing’s wrong. She’s uncommon, so when she shows up you feel weirdly lucky, like when you finally catch an actual shiny after too many encounters. Except now the “shiny” thing is just code for “her outfit is even sluttier than usual and might fall off if she breathes wrong.” The shopkeeper just plays along, dropping one-liners, like they’re aware they trapped a bunch of horny cosplayers inside some cursed Pokémon porn convention. Some of the humor really lands, like the little gag where there is this Patreon input and if you type “friendzonedagain” everything goes back to clothed portraits. It’s such a petty joke, like the dev is roasting you directly for wanting the spicy versions. I hated it, but also I tried it, then instantly regretted it, then refused to admit it to anyone. The music kicks in with this fake Sun & Moon boss vibe and for a second it almost feels like a real intense fight, then you remember you’re basically grinding for better chances at making a nurse lose her top. And the game is absolutely not balanced in the usual sense; sometimes your spells just feel weak, the damage scaling is all over the place, and you don’t even care because the main tension is “will this next rip state finally show nipple or just more torn fabric teasing me like some kind of pervert Pokémon League?”

Horny Pokémon comedy is kind of a cursed idea already, and this thing leans into it like it lost a bet. You start off thinking “ok, funny parody, some lewd jokes, fine,” then five minutes later you’re arguing with a half-naked cosplayer in a fake court trial while an Umbreon does this slow, smug ass-wiggle in a reward scene that’s way too lovingly animated for something that was probably drawn on a Tuesday night. The whole thing feels like someone mashed a shitpost thread, a cheap casino, and a con artist trainer campaign into one chaotic little adventure. You run around this con-style hub, poking into rooms that look innocent until you notice the posters on the wall are absolutely not PG, and every “NPC” is either trying to flirt with you, scam you, or bait you into some risky bet just to unlock another naughty picture. It’s not classy. It’s not pretending to be classy. It’s more like “hey, remember when you were a kid collecting cards and now your brain is rotten? Good. Have some lewd stickers and half-dressed trainers.”

The cosplayers are the real meat here, if we can call it that. You’ve got this whole thing where some are common, some are rare, and then there’s that ultra rare James cosplayer that the game treats like a shiny legendary with a daddy kink. You bump into them and suddenly you’re in this silly half-serious situation, almost like a mini side quest, and if you manage to “save” them you get a secret reward lurking in the shop later that basically screams “yeah, you worked for this thirst, now enjoy it.” I kinda love that the game is horny but still laughs at itself. There’s this court trial mini game where you’re clicking through dialogue trying to ace the logic while the characters are wearing outfits that would get you banned from most servers, and I swear I missed a key piece of testimony just because I was staring at a cleavage window that looks like it could cut glass. Then you’ve got the casino, tossing coins around just to find some rare book, and the payoff is another slice of erotic nonsense that somehow feels earned, even though you literally just gambled until RNG liked you. I wish the UI didn’t feel like it was found under someone’s bed along with the old doujins, but whatever, it works. The Umbreon animation is honestly too smooth for how janky some of the menus are, which is weirdly charming and also annoying as hell. And the sticker sets? They feel like the devs were just doodling horny fanart during class and then dumped it all into the game, which, to be honest, is exactly the vibe this mess needed.

There is this weird, trashy little thing going on in GO-GO Girls club, and it feels like someone smashed a horny arcade cabinet together with a bootleg monster catching app after a night of drinking. You walk in and it is all neon and fake smoke, stripper poles in the background, and on your screen you are chasing these stupid cute “pokemons” that pop up around a real blonde dancer who looks like she escaped from some Instagram reel. She is not a drawn anime girl, she is an actual model, all long legs and push up bra, looking at the camera like she is bored of your shit and also ready to grind if you impress her. Every time you tap fast enough and nail the little targets that jump around her body, clothes start to disappear piece by piece. Miss shots and she just smirks and covers herself with her hands, like “nah, you don’t deserve tits yet”. It’s half humiliating, half motivating in some dumb way.

The shooting part is stupid simple, but my caveman brain liked it too much. Stuff appears near her hips, around her cleavage, over her ass when she turns, and you have a tiny window to lock in and hit before it fades. There is that brain tickle where your finger is sweating on the phone screen, because one more combo and the bra goes, and your focus is dying because she is already bouncing and shaking it like some cheap music video from early YouTube days. At some point I was not even thinking “pokemon”, I was just zoning into “hit the glowing shit so she strips more”. The game throws small fake-outs, like one moment the target shows up near her mouth and you think “ok, blowjob reward now”, but no, it was just another tease animation with her licking her lips. I counted like eight times I thought “ok, now she gets fully naked and starts doing something dirty” and the game just gave me more grinding and slow striptease. I hated that. I also kinda loved that, because the end scene where she finally keeps nothing on felt earned, like finishing a dumb mobile level while riding the bus, except here you are not opening Clash Royale, you are jerking it to a blonde shaking tits at you.

There is a tiny detail that got stuck in my head for no reason: when you hit a long chain of shots, the camera does this cheap zoom on her ass and the lights in the club flicker like someone is hitting a strobe button. It is not fancy, it actually looks janky, but it sells the feeling that the club reacts to your performance, like the room itself is cheering your horny grinding. Also the sound effects are funny, you have these arcade style pops and “ping” noises mixed with her moans, so your brain is confused if you’re playing an old shooter or watching softcore porn on some late night channel. Controls on mobile are fine, just tap tap tap, but sometimes your finger covers her nipple when you are trying to hit the symbol and that annoyed me way more than it should. I kept thinking “move the damn target a bit lower, I want to see areola, not hide it with my thumb”, and of course the game does not care. Still, after I closed the tab and went to check my messages on Telegram, the scene that stayed in my mind was her leaning against the pole, panties halfway down, that little sparkle target hovering just above the waistband, like a big troll saying “one more good burst and they drop”. It is stupid, horny, childish and somehow exactly what it wants to be.

You start as this kinda awkward dude who just wants to draw comics and jerk off in peace, and suddenly you’re thrown into your own horny superhero parody. It feels like someone mashed together Marvel, DC, old Cartoon Network ghosts and random JRPG waifus after one too many porn tabs on Chrome. One second you’re walking around a convention trying not to look at cosplayers’ asses for too long, next second some freaky thing hijacks your life and now you *are* your own overpowered OC. The game doesn’t even pretend to be deep about it. You’ve got superpowers, a dick that might as well be a plot device, and this weird freedom to wander around like a sandbox and poke at all these famous faces that look just far enough “not official” so nobody gets sued.

The fun part is how trashy the dialogue leans on purpose. The banter is half horny, half shitpost. Like you talk to a very familiar-looking spiky-haired martial artist’s widow type, and she’s wet and grieving and also somehow into feet, and your character is internally going “this is wrong” while obviously lining up for a titfuck two clicks later. Then you meet this smug thief in black leather with ridiculous big ass jiggle, and she flips between teasing hate-flirting and letting you grope her in a side alley while pretending she doesn’t care. It reads like someone who grew up on Newgrounds porn games and Tumblr memes at the same time and never fully recovered. There’s corruption stuff too, where you watch a heroine who starts out all proud and clean slowly break into doing handjobs just for “research” and by the time you unlock anal or a creampie scene she’s got that ahegao face that makes you pause for half a second, then keep clicking anyway. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you’re stuck doing small talk or dumb fetch stuff when all you want is to push Wonder Woman lookalike off the moral cliff and get her on her knees, but then you hit a new animated scene, with her choking on your cock and trying to stay heroic, and suddenly you forget you were irritated five minutes ago.

There’s this nice little thrill each time you bump into a new “oh wait, that’s totally her” character. Tifa clone stretching in a way that shows her tits are way too big for physics, Jessie-ish girl talking about “eco-terror” in between jerking you off under a table, some ghost boy parody girl who looks like she stepped out of a rule34 page and into your lap for an oral scene. When the corruption kicks in on them, the lines get nastier. They go from playful teasing like “you wish” to straight up begging for your cum, asking you to fill them, to fuck their ass, to use them as a stress-relief tool. The game rarely holds your hand, which is kind of nice and kind of annoying. One moment you stumble into a footjob scene out of nowhere and you’re like “hell yes, this is exactly why I opened incognito mode”, and another moment you’re walking around clueless, wondering where the next pussy is hiding while the map pretends to be deeper than it is. The animations hit that guilty-pleasure 3D style, bodies bounce in the right spots, creampies look messy enough, and even if some faces go slightly uncanny during ahegao, it just makes the whole thing feel more like a dirty fan project than some clean, soulless product. At some point I caught myself ignoring the “serious” story about being stuck as your own hero and only caring which heroine I could break next. Which is probably the point.

Guy makes horny comics, goes to a con thinking “yeah, this is my big break”, then reality just tells him to bend over. That part actually feels weirdly familiar if you ever dragged a half-finished doujin to a tiny convention and sat there praying someone more than a bored cosplayer stops at your table. Here, instead of just getting ignored, some freaky creature crashes the whole thing and you end up trapped inside your own OC. Not like metaphorical “I feel like my character”, I mean literally you become the musclebound, oversexed hero you drew to sell prints with. And since you were a degenerate, your new body is pure coomer bait: thick ass, stupidly big cock energy, straight out of a horny crossover fanfic that got too popular on Pixiv. Then the game just throws you in a space where all those “inspired by” girls wander around: very obvious “that’s totally not Tifa”, redhead thief who screams “I swear I’m not Jessie from that monster game”, a blonde brick-house heroine in skin-tight suit that could not be more Power Girl if DC lawyers were already knocking. It’s like you fell into an R18 booth hidden behind the main convention floor, where copyright law took a smoke break.

What works nice is how the scenes don’t feel copy-paste. You don’t just click a button and see tits. Sometimes you’re stuck in this cramped hallway with “not-Tifa” leaning on the wall, arms crossed, and you can almost hear her say “you really think those shitty comics qualify you to touch me?” Then a few wrong dialog choices and you end up groping her anyway, hand buried under that tiny top, and the game lingers on how she half-resists, half-grinds into your palm. Another time you’re backstage at a panel, trying to act like a normal dude, and one of the heroine types corners you, drags your hand to her ass like it’s the most casual thing in the world, then smirks when you squeeze too hard. The groping is everywhere, honestly slightly too much sometimes, like the dev got so proud of a single mechanic he just spammed it. But then again when you’ve got those bodies drawn like that, with gravity-defying boobs and tight outfits doing absolutely nothing to hide nipples, it’s hard to complain. I still will complain about the black cat thing though. There is this one smug cat-girl/mascot who pops in and out, and every time I wanted to click her off-screen like a Discord pop-up. She’s important somehow, I guess, but her scenes feel like someone changed tabs and opened a different game by mistake. Anyway, the whole thing plays like a fever dream of a guy who binged too much Marvel, DC and a certain ghost kid cartoon plus some monster catching anime, then opened his sketchbook and decided “fuck it, everyone’s hot now”. The art leans full-on horny parody, not “serious comic”. It’s rough in places, faces go a bit weird at some angles, hands sometimes look like they’re trying to escape the scene, but the bodies know exactly why you’re here. Boobs smash against your chest when you pull a girl in, asses fill the screen when you push them over a table, and there is this one bathroom scene where the mirror shows your character’s smug face while your hands disappear under a heroine’s top that made me actually pause and think “ok, that’s nasty in a good way”. Story-wise it pretends to have this whole “what does it mean to become your creation” meta angle, then forgets two minutes later when a stacked heroine offers her tits as “payment” for helping with some crisis you barely paid attention to. Honestly that’s fine. Nobody opens a browser and types this title because they want a deep character study. You’re here for comic con chaos, fake-but-obvious famous girls, and the excuse to drag your pervy OC through every fantasy you once doodled in the corner of your school notebook.

Pussymon: Prologue feels like someone took old-school monster catching, glued hentai on top of it, then said “yeah, plot twist every five minutes, why not?” and just went with it. You start thinking it’s gonna be a cheap Pokémon parody with tits, then suddenly you’re counting how many times the game tricks you into thinking something sweet is happening before it turns horny, then kinda serious, then horny again. I kept a little note in Google Keep just to track the “wait, what?” moments. First time a cute creature turns into a full-size girl and basically throws herself at you for “training”, I honestly laughed, then realized the game is dead serious about this whole “catch, fuck, repeat” vibe. It’s dirty as hell, but in that goofy Flash-game way where you can’t tell if the dev is trolling you or low-key a genius.

What I like most is how the story pretends to be important, then suddenly you’re grinding affection just to unlock a new sex scene and forget what the quest was even about. One quest starts like a normal fetch thing, but the reward is basically “thanks, now fuck this monster girl in three different positions”. It’s not subtle. The “bag” with names looks like a normal inventory at first, but then you realize you’re basically collecting a private harem like it’s a pokedex made by a horny teenager. I kept opening it in another Chrome tab by mistake instead of my Discord chat, and every time I thought “ok, I’ll just check stats quickly”, nope, ended up rewatching one of the scenes instead. There’s a weird little pattern where you expect a big battle, but the game just throws you some awkward dialogue and suddenly a blowjob scene. And then next time you expect sex, it gives you an actual battle. That back and forth feels stupid and fun at same time, like a bad fanfic that somehow works.

The lewd stuff is pretty direct. No slow burn, no romance, just “here’s a new pussymon, now see what holes she has”. Boobs in your face, moaning, cum everywhere, the usual, but with that cheap flash charm where nothing is too polished so it feels kinda raw. Some of the girls are cute, some look like they escaped from a bootleg Final Fantasy porno mod, and a few made me pause the game and think, “ok, I did not expect to be into this thing with tentacles and animal ears, what the hell is wrong with me.” One tiny thing annoyed me: sometimes the text boxes move a bit too fast when you’re actually trying to read the joke, but when you spam click to get to the porn, they stay on screen like they’re mocking you. I also kept expecting one of the “easter eggs” to be a real hidden scene, and instead I just tripped over some small gag that made me smirk once and never again. Still, I like how messy it all feels. It’s not trying to be classy. It’s horny, kinda dumb, full of surprise fuck scenes, a little bit like opening a random hentai folder someone shared on Mega and finding just enough weird shit inside to keep going “ok, one more, then I stop”.

You start as this kinda clueless guy dumped into a “totally not official” region, phone in one hand, half a chub in the other, and suddenly you’re supposed to be both monster trainer and professional horndog. The game plays it like a classic monster RPG, turn based fights and all, but every win feels more like you’re grinding Tinder than grinding levels. You throw balls at monsters, then five minutes later you’re throwing something else at Misty in a changing room. I was half expecting it to be all tease, but nope, it goes hard on the porn side. Big asses, big tits, tiny shorts, way too much bending over. Cynthia shows up with that smug “I know you’re staring at my boobs” energy, and the game absolutely rewards you for being a thirsty idiot. You can wander around like a sandbox, poke into houses you clearly shouldn’t, get sidetracked by some milf asking for “help with her Pokémon” who definitely does not mean her Pokémon. At one point I was supposed to go beat a gym and instead spent 30 minutes trying to trigger a specific sex scene with Nessa because someone on a Reddit thread said it was animated differently on the second try. They were right, by the way. Worth it.

The pickup line stuff hit me harder than I expected. You actually choose dialogue in some scenes, and it feels like speed dating with cheat codes turned off. One option is polite, one is horny, one is just straight up degenerate. I tested them like a weirdo doing field research. On Telegram I even sent screenshots to a language exchange buddy asking “does this line sound like a real fuckboy?” He said yes and I felt strangely proud. Sometimes being bold pays off and Misty basically jumps your dick in the locker after a battle. Other times you try something dirty on Dawn, and she goes “wow, creepy” and the scene turns colder, you still get sex later, but the vibe is different, more rough, less cuddly. It actually teaches you something weird about tone, even if the game itself is mostly about shoving your cock into every trainer with a pulse. The monsters are just there like foreplay excuses, beat one, unlock a new way to rail someone. I wish there was an option to mute the moaning without muting sound effects, but the game doesn’t care what I want and honestly that fits. At one point I forgot the main quest completely and just walked in circles trying new lines on Cynthia to see which one made her blush the most. Felt like using OkCupid in a fantasy world where every match wants to fuck you five minutes after small talk. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?