It’s weird how this game starts like it’s pretending to care about plot. You think it’s about Tsunade gambling again, being her usual chaotic self, but nah - two minutes in and it just throws you into the mess. There’s this sense of shameless humor I kinda liked; it doesn’t even try to justify anything. She owes money, her solution involves clones, and everyone’s naked before you can blink. The sound effects are ridiculous - like someone mixed old arcade bleeps with wet noises, and somehow it works. I laughed, then got turned on, then laughed again. The rhythm feels accidental, like a loop someone forgot to trim, but that’s part of the charm. You can almost imagine some guy in 2008 coding it while blasting Eurobeat in the background.

What I didn’t expect was how expressive the faces are. Not polished, but raw in that flash‑era way where every exaggerated blink feels hand‑made. Tsunade’s boobs take up half the screen, sure, but her grin sells it more than the physics. I caught myself clicking too fast just to see if the clones would glitch out - and they did, kind of melting together mid‑animation. It’s oddly beautiful, like a broken GIF that refuses to die. The Raikage scene hits different - too fast, too much flexing, but there’s this energy, like two powerhouses trying to out‑moan each other. I remember thinking, “this shouldn’t be hot,” and yet.

Story? Barely there. But the pacing keeps you hooked, because it’s never just sex - it’s comedy wrapped around sweat. I like that it doesn’t moralize; it just exists, messy and loud. The cumshot ending lands with a splat that feels almost celebratory. Would I call it art? Maybe not. But it’s got that same rough soul as old chiptunes - imperfect loops, dirty fun, no pretense. You finish it and kinda want to replay, even though you know every beat. Maybe that’s nostalgia, or maybe I’m just into stupidly honest smut. Either way, it lingers.

Samus in a tight shiny catsuit, Chief in that chunky green armor, and somehow it feels way dirtier than it has any right to be. The whole thing plays like someone grabbed your old Halo saves and your dusty Metroid memories, threw them into a Pornhub fever dream, and then just said, “Yeah, she’s getting fucked from behind and she’s loving every goddamn second of it.” There’s this funny clash between the big heroic vibe of both characters and the really simple goal here: watch Samus ride and take cock until that composure just melts. No slow tease, no fancy plot. She’s already bent, already offering that ass, and you’re just dropped into this future corridor where armor and pussy are the only things that matter. Feels like catching your favorite Nintendo heroine in the wrong universe entirely, with the right camera angle.

What hit me first is how much they lean into Samus actually moving, not just lying there like some bored hentai doll. She grinds back on Chief’s cock with this almost competitive rhythm, like she really is trying to win a “biggest slut in space” contest no one announced. Her blonde hair bouncing a little out of place, that tight suit clinging to every curve, and when you see the outline of his cock pushing into her, it’s stupid satisfying. I was watching it in Chrome on my laptop, had Discord open on the other monitor, kept alt-tabbing like an idiot because I thought I heard a sound. The details are inconsistent in a charming way. Her armor looks badass in one angle and then her pussy turns into the real center of gravity the next, all spread and shiny, and your brain just gives up on logic. The doggystyle focus is intense, like the animator had one favorite position and refused to pretend otherwise. And honestly, respect. There’s this tiny thing that bugged me, by the way: one of the sound loops clicks weirdly at the loop point and once you notice, it just sits in your ear, but then Samus moans louder and you kind of forget to care.

The banter is not spoken, obviously, but the body language kind of turns into its own dirty dialogue. The way she braces her hands, how her back arches, how her hips stutter when he goes deeper, it reads like she’s saying “harder” without a single line of text. Chief is more like a prop with a gun on his back, but it weirdly works, his big armored bulk just there to pound her like a machine and let her steal the show. One moment you’re thinking about how messed up it is to see this childhood sci fi duo used like porn puppets, next second you’re zooming the browser in a bit because the angle is too good and you don’t want to miss the way her pussy stretches around him. There’s this one loop where she looks back over her shoulder, just for a second, like she’s checking if you’re watching, and that one frame sells everything. You can almost imagine her stepping off some mission, wiping alien slime off the suit, then quietly sneaking into Chief’s quarters for a “debrief” that ends with her getting her ass slapped while he rams in from behind. Completely stupid, totally hot, and somehow it sticks in your head longer than it should for a quick hentai animation that’s basically just two iconic space warriors forgetting the galaxy so they can fuck in a hallway.

Wonder Woman here is not the noble hero from the comics. She is more like the pornstar version someone drew in their horny sketchbook and accidentally made interactive. The whole thing feels like a drunk fantasy you had in the shower, then someone quickly coded it and said “yeah, that’s enough”. Which is not an insult, by the way. Sometimes you just want the horny sketchbook. You jump in and she is already there, big attitude in her face, chest pushed out like she knows exactly why you loaded this game. No long dialogues, no cheesy romance route, no fake “we should get to know each other first”. You pretty much go from “hey” to “how far can her throat stretch” in two clicks. It’s like skipping the visual novel part and going straight to the corrupted CGs folder.

The “random” thing with the wheel is actually kind of funny and annoying at same time. You spin this silly Wheel of Fortune and it throws you into scenes that feel like mini-dares. One second you are just stripping off her armor, especially that top that never stays where it should, the next second you are balls deep in her ass, with her face twisted between pain and “give me more, coward”. The wheel lands on deepthroat and suddenly she is on her knees, mascara disaster, spit everywhere, and the game lets you push that line between “too much” and “okay, she can take even more”. Sometimes the camera angle goes weird and you see nothing important, just like her shoulder. I got weirdly pissed at that. I’m there for tits and face and you give me shoulder. Great. And then two clicks later I’m back to choking her with my cock while she gags so hard I had to pause just to breathe myself. It feels rough, almost stupidly rough, but in a way that fits this version of her. She is not being worshipped, she is being used like a living sex toy goddess who secretly loves every second, even when your fist is buried in her and her toes are curling like crazy. Speaking of toes, the footjob is honestly hotter than it needs to be. She wraps those perfect feet around your shaft, moves slow first like she is teasing, then faster while looking up with that “I know you’re about to lose it” smirk. It’s ridiculous how long I stayed on just that, even when I had anal and fisting literally one spin away. And yeah, the striptease is kind of janky, like a TikTok thirst trap recorded with bad lighting, but somehow that almost cheap vibe works with the whole porn-game energy here. It’s not elegant, not emotional, not subtle. It’s just Wonder Woman’s body, every hole available, every move too much and then still not enough.

Samus is already a power fantasy in the normal games, but here it feels like someone took all that “galaxy’s strongest bounty hunter” stuff and just decided she’s your personal toy instead. No intro, no long story, you drop in and it’s just her in that suit, all curves and attitude, and the camera glued right behind your eyes so it actually feels like you’re the one crowding her into the corner. It’s that kind of cheap, browser style thing you open in a side tab after doomscrolling on Twitter and muting some drama, but it hits harder than it should. You get that small Metroid nostalgia kick when you recognise the armor shapes, then two clicks later you’re yanking it off, piece by piece, until she’s just this naked, tanned blonde with big soft tits that bounce every time you change pace. No weird filters, no 30-minute intro about alien politics. Just click, strip, grab, fuck.

The POV stuff is the whole point here. That first moment when you drag the cursor down and her body follows, like you’re forcing her to kneel, is kinda fucked up but also hot as hell. You switch from playing with her boobs to lining your cock up and there’s barely any pause, she keeps making these little gasps that stack up, so after a bit the rhythm feels natural. Pussy, tits, then back again. Half the time I forgot there were buttons, I was just poking around the screen to see what reacts. You push in and the view tightens, you pull out and her belly flexes, then if you keep hammering like an idiot she suddenly clamps around you and the game shoves you straight into a creampie finish, thick white mess dripping out of her while she’s still moaning like she’s stuck between “don’t stop” and “I can’t anymore.” It’s rough, a bit trashy, zero romance. Honestly the sound mix is kinda scuffed and the loop on her voice can get annoying if you last too long, makes you reach for the volume slider on Spotify instead of the game, and the background is just some lazy sci fi room that might as well be a Discord call backdrop. But when she’s naked on her back, legs spread, blonde hair all over the floor and you slam that last thrust to fill her up, watching your cum leak out of the galaxy’s famous heroine while she stares at you like you just broke her, it hits that specific brain spot that porn sites and generic hentai edits never really get right.

This one hits like opening your anime backlog, swearing you’ll just watch one episode, then suddenly you’re staring at Raphtalia’s ass in armor that looks like it failed a safety check on purpose. The game throws you straight into a Shield Hero style setup, but instead of worrying about EXP curves or min-maxing stats, your brain is busy trying to process how the hell her breastplate is both “armor” and “transparent lingerie” at the same time. It feels like somebody watched “The Rising of the Shield Hero,” paused every time Raphtalia was on screen, and said: “Yeah, but what if I could actually fuck that?” Not a deep question, but a very honest one. The story is there, kind of, like seasoning. Enough world building so you can pretend you care about plot while you’re lining up a POV creampie. You start in this half-serious “I must protect her” mood, and three clicks later you’re deciding if you want to watch the x-ray angle of your cock bottoming out in a demi-human girl who calls you “master” with that slightly broken tone that hits way too hard if you’ve seen certain doujins.

What surprised me is how the game likes to taunt you with the armor. It’s not click and boom naked. You see the outline of her nipples under that almost see through chestpiece, her tail flicks like she knows what she’s doing, and the camera keeps hovering just above where you want it. There’s this one scene where you’ve just “rescued” her and she’s still trying to act all polite and loyal, sword in hand, armor on, ears twitching. Camera moves in slow, you’re in first person, your shield takes up part of the view so you can’t see everything, and it annoyed the hell out of me. In a good way. In a bad way. I still don’t know. Then the game lets you push her back against some ruined wall, thighs spread, and you get this obscene mix of “fantasy heroine” and “fucktoy” in the same frame. When the penetration starts and the x-ray cut-in appears, you see your shaft stretch her from inside, the tip kissing her womb, and that’s the moment I realized I had stopped caring about proper narrative pacing ten minutes ago. You can almost feel the dev grinning at you through the screen like: yeah, I knew you wanted this angle.

The “sexy furry girls” part is messy in a good way. Raphtalia is the headline act, obviously, with that whole half-raccoon, half-wife material, all-slut-on-command energy, but she is not the only one that feels ripped from a horny fan’s sketchbook. There is this other warrior girl who looks like she walked out of Queen’s Blade, armor only covering the bits that would get the game banned on Twitch and somehow making it even more obscene by pretending to be “battle ready.” I actually laughed when I noticed little physics touches on the tail while I was plowing her from behind, because someone spent time animating tiny details while the dialogue reads like it was written at high speed during a horny Discord call. There is a moment in a back-alley scene where you go raw inside her, no long setup, just one short line of “It’s fine, I can take it” and you slam in. The camera is low, you see her ass bounce, the armor shifted just enough to frame the action instead of covering it, and again that damn x-ray cut pops in to show your load filling her up. Creampie lands, her belly twitches, and the game quietly lingers on that internal shot a bit too long, like it knows you’re not closing the tab yet. I wish they toned down the fake “heroic” lines in between, actually. Or maybe I don’t. It feels trashy and earnest at the same time, like reading a horny fanfic on AO3 while your other hand is already busy. Bit scuffed, a little shameless, weirdly specific with the POV angles, and exactly the kind of thing you keep open in a background tab and pretend you forgot about. You didn’t.

There is a special kind of wrong that only a sleepy catgirl game can deliver, and this one leans into it with zero shame. It throws you in next to this Japanese neko babe just napping there, soft breathing, ears twitching a bit, tail kind of lazy on the sheet, and you immediately feel like the worst person on the planet for even moving your cursor. Which is exactly why it works. You are not a hero, not a boyfriend, not anything noble. You are that creep trying not to wake her while your eyes are locked on her lingerie. I actually paused my Spotify chiptune playlist and put some old PC-98 OST on loop, because the vibe is pure retro perv: tiny space, one sleeping girl, you, and the slow, guilty stripping. At first you’re just hovering around the straps of her bra, hands shaking like you’re doing a speedrun, except the “timer” is her sleep bar that feels way too short and somehow too long at the same time. It looks super simple, almost lazy, like someone made the whole thing in a weekend, then the first time she opens one eye and gives you that “what the fuck are you doing” face before the game slaps a fail screen on you, you realize it’s way more about nerves than skill. Honestly, it made me laugh and then feel weird and then get even more turned on, which is a very confusing combo.

The moment you actually pull her bra free without waking her is the best part and also kind of disappointing. Her tits are right there, cute and soft and bouncy, and the art is actually nicer than the menu deserves, but the whole game suddenly becomes way more quiet in your head. You already crossed the line, so continuing to her panties feels less like “oh no, should I?” and more like “ok, I’m already going to horny jail, might as well speedrun 100%”. There is this tiny window where your cursor is fiddling at the edge of the fabric, and she shifts in her sleep just enough that your heart jumps like you just missed a note in Cytus or something. And yeah, her pussy is shaved, smooth, drawn in that clean hentai style that somehow looks innocent and filthy at the same time. I liked that they didn’t drown the screen in text or fake story; she’s just there, asleep, breathing, sometimes making a tiny noise when you pull too fast. No moaning, no big “reward” animation, nothing “epic”. It almost feels too small, like the whole thing is one long tease they forgot to extend. But that tiny, dirty rush you get when the panties finally slide off and she still doesn’t wake up, and you’re staring at her like some sneaky bastard while the background loop hums in your headphones, is exactly the kind of scuffed, low-effort trash that stays in your head way longer than it should.

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