Frank's prison break goes about as well as you'd expect - which is to say, absolutely terrible. One shipwreck later and this guy's washing up in Bikini Bottom looking like he got chewed up by Davy Jones himself. But here's where things get weird (and I mean WEIRD): instead of doing the sensible thing like finding help or maybe not impersonating cartoon characters, Frank decides the best survival strategy is pretending to be SpongeBob. Yeah, that SpongeBob. The yellow square dude who flips patties and annoys his neighbors.

What starts as a desperate con job turns into something way more fucked up than you bargained for. Frank's not just wearing the square pants - he's living the whole twisted fantasy, and apparently everyone in Bikini Bottom is way more... accommodating than the original show ever suggested. Sandy's got that Texas-sized appetite for more than just science experiments, if you catch my drift. The animation work is surprisingly smooth for what's basically underwater cartoon porn, though sometimes the character expressions look like they're having existential crises mid-scene. Can't blame them honestly. The sandbox elements let you wander around causing chaos at your own pace, which is perfect because rushing through this fever dream would be doing it a disservice. You'll find yourself clicking through dialogue just to see how much more absurd Frank's situation can get, and trust me, it gets pretty damn absurd.

The whole thing feels like someone took childhood nostalgia, threw it in a blender with adult fantasies, and hit the "completely unhinged" setting. Frank's supposed to be this hardened criminal but half the time he's bumbling around like he's never seen a talking starfish before. The male domination stuff works better than it should given the source material, probably because everyone's so committed to the bit. It's crude, it's ridiculous, and somehow that makes the sexy parts hit different. Just don't expect any deep character development - Frank's basically a horny plot device with commitment issues.

I don’t know who came up with the idea to mash Makima, Zelda, and Tsunade into the same world, but whoever it was probably spilled beer on their keyboard halfway through writing the script - and that’s what makes *D20 Magic Dice* feel alive. It’s messy, horny, strangely sentimental at times, like watching late-night anime reruns after a breakup. You’re talking to this dice thing (yeah, an actual dice), and before you even realize it, it’s making your thoughts real. Not just the good ones. I rolled a 3 once and ended up in some half-lit tavern where Widowmaker was arm wrestling Rumi for no reason while Zelda flirted with the bartender. I think I lost track of the main plot two minutes in, but it didn’t matter. The game doesn’t care either, it just keeps throwing beautiful chaos in your lap, all soft skin and heavy breathing mixed with dumb jokes about mana points.

What I liked most is how it doesn’t pretend to be clever. The dialogue’s sometimes broken, and the pacing jumps like old VHS tape - one second you’re teasing Ada Wong, next second Tsunade’s lecturing you about responsibility while sitting on your lap. There’s some strange comfort in that inconsistency. I did wish there were more sound options though; moans hit too loud compared to everything else, made me lower volume quick before neighbors got curious. And yet, when Makima whispers in that weirdly calm tone, you kinda forgive every bug. Maybe nostalgia blinds me - I grew up on janky flash hentai crossovers, and this feels like one resurrected from 2009. The dice mechanic almost feels secondary to the conversations, which twist between sincere and absurd so fast it makes you laugh mid-erection.

Sometimes I forget which universe I’m even in - Naruto? Overwatch? Who cares. The worlds blur, the clothes vanish, and someone says something about destiny while you’re trying not to roll another damn six. Three words? Chaotic, filthy, affectionate. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

First time I opened it, I thought the colors looked a bit too clean, like candy wrappers in a porn set. But then she turned her head - Alya - and her eyes had this lazy way of tracking you, half bored, half aware you’re staring at her chest. It’s supposed to be parody, right? But it feels like the people who made it both love and mock what they’re copying. The male lead moves like he’s unsure if he deserves to be there, which somehow makes the whole thing dirtier. There’s something wildly unbalanced about how quick it switches from sweet talk to her mouth sliding down him. No fade-outs, no convenient camera cut. It just lingers. Too long maybe. Or not long enough.

The dating sim mechanics are barely pretending to matter. Tap, choose, get flustered text messages, and suddenly you’re deep in a warm rhythm that feels too personal for something you’re doing on your phone. I caught myself thinking about her hair texture mid-scene - like, how soft would it actually be after? That’s the kind of stupid detail that shouldn’t matter, but it’s there. She teases constantly, calling him “senpai” in a voice that sounds more drunk than shy. The transitions between affection and filth are messy, which I kind of adore. You can tell the animators didn’t care about polishing it smooth; they wanted it to *feel* like it could go wrong at any moment. When she presses against him, breasts heavy and animated with this exaggerated bounce, I almost laugh. Then I don’t.

There’s a scene (pretty sure it’s optional) where she insists on finishing him while keeping eye contact, and it’s uncomfortable and hot in a way only parody can be. The game pretends to be romantic, but the romance cracks open fast once things start moving under the sheets. Maybe that’s the point - pretend sweetness wrapped around shameless fucking. You could call it satire. But I’d rather call it honest.

Kushina in this one is exactly that kind of woman you hate to love. Or love to hate. I don't even know. She comes in all proud, fiery red hair, acting like the big deal of Konoha, then five seconds later she is folded under the Raikage like she has been waiting for this huge cock since forever. The setup is simple as hell: one big angry Raikage, one "secret visit", one loudmouthed Konoha slut who thinks she can handle anything. Spoiler: she actually kind of can. You get this short teasing intro, barely any story sugar, just enough to understand he came to "check the rumors" about her being used all over the village. Then the game basically locks you into this humiliation fantasy where her mouth talks tough, but her body sells her out every single second. Her boobs bounce like crazy, her ass is the main scene and the only real focus of the whole thing, and that huge black cock just owns the screen. It is dirty in a way that feels almost too mean and still you keep clicking, like "ok, just one more loop, I want to see that again" even if you already watched it ten times.

What hits the hardest is how the whole thing is built around the power gap. He is huge, dark, full of muscle, all confident, and she is this slim redhead shinobi, already tagged by rumor as village slut, getting pinned and filled like she never had any choice at all. The anal focus is constant, not just one little scene. You push to the harder pace and you really see her getting wrecked, eyes rolling, hair flying, the ass cheeks spreading around that cock. There is a good moment when she starts out looking pissed, trying to play dominant with insults, then suddenly the rhythm picks up and the expression flips into that helpless, fucked-stupid face. That one frame made me stop and just stare. And then I got annoyed because the moans loop a bit too obvious at that point, but I kept it going anyway. The creampie finish is messy and satisfying, thick load pumped deep while he still drives into her ass, like he is trying to bury it in Konoha history forever. I kind of wish there was one tiny scene where she tries to get back on top and ride him, just for my pride as a rival romantic, but no, this game is 100% about her being drilled from behind like some trophy for the Raikage, and maybe that is exactly why it sticks in your head after you close the tab.

This one starts like someone mashed a porn parody with a super old flash mini game, then forgot to polish half of it and went “fuck it, it’s good enough.” And somehow that actually works. It throws you right into a cheap-looking Star Wars knockoff room, with this Rey clone giving you that half-innocent, half-“I know exactly what’s going on” look. At first I was kind of annoyed, because the UI feels like it was made on a Monday morning by a hungover dev. Buttons are tiny, some stuff doesn’t really stand out, and I kept misclicking on shit when I just wanted to grab her by the hips and not open a random menu. But after a while you start to understand how the game “thinks,” and then it clicks. The way choices slowly unlock more dirty scenes feels like you’re leveling up in pure perv skills. When I started, I was just mashing the basic options to see her tits. After a few rounds I was timing actions, testing dialogue, figuring out what opens the more hardcore stuff, trying to “min-max” my way into that messy cumshot ending. It’s stupid, but I’m proud of that.

Funny thing, the Kylo knockoff in here is nothing like movie Kylo. Here he’s basically a walking dick with a lightsaber and some edgy lines. And that dick is huge. Like porn comic huge, not “real human anatomy” huge. First time Rey gets on it I literally said “no way that fits” at my screen. It adds this ridiculous, over-the-top vibe where every scene is turned up to eleven. You don’t just get a quick fuck. You get Rey choking on this giant cock while she tries to talk, her eyes watering, that cheesy space background behind them. Then you mess up one option and suddenly the pacing goes all weird, the scene cuts too fast and you’re just staring at a static image thinking “wait, that’s it?” Some moments feel rushed like that. There’s this one animation where her head moves but her body is like a statue and it pulled me straight out of it. I still replayed that scene three times, though, because the sound of her gagging is lowkey perfect. Yeah, I know, priorities.

What actually surprised me is how much the game accidentally trains you. At first I treated it like dumb fap material. Then I noticed I was experimenting with order. Talk dirty first, then touch, then push further. Don’t jump straight to “slam her on the table” or she doesn’t react the same. It kind of mirrors real flirting in the most trashy way. You try different lines, see what she likes, adjust. Screw up and you get a weaker scene or some half-hearted blowjob where she barely reacts. Get it right and suddenly she’s riding that big cock like she’s been waiting for it the whole trilogy, moaning non-stop, eyes rolling back. There’s a bit where you time your thrusts and if you keep the rhythm, you get this longer finish with cum all over her face and tits. Miss the timing and he just shoots once and it ends. Already annoyed me once that the cum lands slightly off on her cheek, not aligned with the head, and now I can’t unsee it. Still came. Still went back to see if I could get a “better” splatter like some horny speedrunner. The whole thing is cheap, messy, a little broken, but if you grew up with these dumb parody games and like watching Rey get absolutely wrecked by a huge cock while you try to “optimize” your way to more nudity, it just kind of hits that brain spot you don’t admit you have.

Episode 30 feels like opening a dirty little window in your browser and suddenly the air smells like wet fur, cheap perfume and bad ideas. You click, it loads, and right away you’re dragged again into this weird half-cute half-filthy world where every “monster” is basically a walking fetish in bright colors. It pretends to be all about quests and maps and story, but we both know why you’re actually here. One second you are reading some silly line about exploring a new area, next second your pants are at your knees and you’re watching a slime girl get railed from three angles like it’s the most normal thing in the world. The game has that cheap-porn energy, like a bootleg Pokémon game made by a guy who watched too much hentai and never touched grass, and I honestly kind of love it for that. It’s horny, shameless, sometimes dumb as hell, and then suddenly there’s a line of dialogue that hits you like “oh wow, he actually tried here.”

The new Pussymon in this episode are exactly that kind of sweet trash. You meet one in the middle of a quest that sounds serious at first, something about a new area and a boss, but by the end of the fight you’re not thinking of stats, only how fast you can see her bend over. The animations look better than earlier episodes, the hips move smoother, the tongues actually feel like they’re licking something, not just sliding in air. At the same time, some scenes repeat a bit too much and you notice the loop, but your hand still doesn’t stop. There’s this boss Pussymon that pretends to be dangerous, roaring and glowing, and ten seconds later she’s moaning with her legs wide open while you click like a maniac. I liked the small joke where one character “forgets” to wear clothes in a serious story bit, and nobody in the team reacts like it’s strange at all. Just another naked monster girl talking about destiny. I wish there were more choices that actually changed scenes, but whatever, I still ended up abusing the cheat thing and skipping half the grind, then going back because I missed some dirty angle. My Chrome almost froze when I had too many tabs open with wikis and hentai sites and this thing running, and I got annoyed by a tiny typo in one line that nobody else will ever care about, but I kept playing anyway. You wander a bit, click some fights, laugh at the stupid humor, catch another wet little beast and make her scream your name with that looping sound that gets stuck in your head like a cursed song. By the time the episode ends, it feels short and long at same time, like a quick jerk that accidentally turned into a full night of “just one more scene” while furry knockoff mons keep begging you to fill them again and again.

Store smells like dust, old paper and something a bit… sticky. Behind the counter you’ve got Joe, “assistant manager” in title but really he’s the horny idiot left alone with shelves full of forbidden magic crap and a boss who absolutely knows better. The place isn’t dark and brooding, it’s closer to some weird mix of sex shop and potion IKEA, with jars of slime, bottled lust, hair tonics with labels written by a clown, and a register that Joe clearly hates more than death. You’re not the archmage, you’re the guy who cleans up, labels stuff wrong, and scams a free jerk-off break on the stockroom table when no one’s watching.

Then Biannca walks in. Brunette, hot enough that Joe’s brain instantly stops working, and she just wants something “simple” like changing her hair to blonde. Of course nothing stays simple. The fun in this game starts exactly when Joe ignores every rule written on the walls and starts mixing shit he shouldn’t touch, just to impress her and maybe see a bit more flesh than a normal customer service shift allows. One wrong drip of whatever that glowing goo is and suddenly the haircut visit turns into “oops, now her tits are bigger” or “wow, that’s not just hair color that changed”. You’re poking ingredients together, clicking around, tweaking amounts, then watching Biannca react while her body slowly betrays her. Her nipples swell under her bra, she tries to stay polite and fails, there’s that moment where she bites her lip and pretends she’s not soaking through her panties, and Joe pretends he’s not staring like a perv.

The tone is horny but kinda stupid in a fun way. Jokes land like weird shitposts, the magic system feels like a drunk parody of actual fantasy rules, and customization is less “build your waifu” and more “what if I make this potion slightly too strong and see what happens to her ass”. Some transformations stay small, like subtle curves and hair tweaks, and others turn into full-on magical fuckups with Biannca suddenly begging, moaning, losing balance as her body becomes way too sensitive to function. One time I tried to go for simple blonde and ended up with her redhead by accident, which shouldn’t make sense but magic here is a horny liar, so whatever. Half the joy is watching her try to keep conversation going while the potion kicks in, pretending to be classy while her thighs keep pressing together and Joe “accidentally” touches her a little longer than needed, acting like it’s all professional. There’s real porn payoff, not just teasing, but it somehow still keeps that goofy shop vibe, like everything’s happening during a slow shift that got way out of hand. I wish the register sound effect was different, it’s so stupidly loud and annoying, but alright, I’m still coming back to mess up another “simple” hairstyle.

Ash walking into Misty’s place for this “Pokemon Go party” already feels like some bad idea you know is gonna turn into really filthy fun. It’s that kind of game where the plot is basically a horny excuse, but it actually leans into it in a funny way instead of pretending to be deep. Misty shows up as this grown, stacked redhead version of herself, huge tits stuffed into a top that clearly lost the fight against gravity a long time ago, and Ash is just standing there, trying to act normal while obviously staring at her chest. The whole “we haven’t seen each other in years” thing is used just enough to give them that weird tension, like childhood friends suddenly realizing, oh shit, we’d totally fuck now. There are some dumb jokes about catching “rare mons” around the house, her teasing him that he came for the Pokemon but is staring at the “two biggest ones in the room” and stuff like that, and it actually made me grin like an idiot once or twice. It’s not high art, but it doesn’t pretend to be. It’s like watching a dirty parody on your phone when you should be checking email on Gmail instead. Your brain turns off, your dick wakes up, everyone has a role.

The actual action kicks off when Misty basically flips the whole party tone. She starts “explaining” a game, tapping on her phone, then slowly guiding Ash to sit on the couch next to her. There’s this moment where she leans forward to “show him something on the screen” and her tits almost fall right out, and you can choose if Ash tries to play it cool or just stares. Both paths end in the same place anyway, with her catching him. She laughs, climbs into his lap, and that’s where the porn side really hits. The sex scenes are old-school hentai parody energy: big tits bouncing hard, Ash way out of his league, Misty riding him like she’s trying to break his stamina stat. There’s a lot of focus on her chest, the way her boobs slap against him while she grinds, those loud over-the-top hentai moans, and her trashy lines about how he “finally caught something worth evolving.” At one point she’s jerking him off while pretending to “throw pokeballs” and I swear I had to pause because I was laughing and horny at the same time, which is confusing in the best way. It’s all very straightforward, nothing crazy like weird fetishes, just classic loud, wet, cartoon sex with a redheaded Misty who clearly knows she’s the main prize. Honestly I kinda wanted a darker, more cruel twist near the end, like her making fun of him after he finishes or turning it into some messed up game he can’t win, but the game stays in this playful, horny zone and never really goes mean. It’s fine. Just makes the sad endings freak in me a bit grumpy, in a stupid way I’ll complain about and still replay anyway.

After one more raucous celebration, Naruto finds himself unable to just escort Lady Tsunade to her bed without getting distracted. Tsunade lies there, drunk and vulnerable, her big breasts and curvy body calling out for some naughty attention. A shinobi like Naruto knows better than to pass up an opening like this. His curiosity and desire push him toward exploring her sleeping form, testing boundaries with every touch. Still, Naruto prays that his status as a reliable apprentice will excuse the reckless fun he’s planning. What started as a simple favor quickly turns into a heated encounter filled with lust and daring moves. Each touch and sigh blurs the lines between right and wrong, dragging you further into their scandalous escapade. The consequences of Naruto’s actions hang in the balance, waiting for your hand to write the next chapter. Tsunade’s voluptuous figure waits silently, daring you to cross the line and unleash hidden desires.

This thing feels like someone found a cursed old Flash file on an ancient laptop and decided “yeah, people still need to see Rouge’s boobs inflate like balloons.” And weirdly, they were right. It’s this low-res, crunchy looking Sonic porn parody where everything is just slightly wrong in that special Newgrounds way, like the proportions are off, the buttons look like they were drawn in MS Paint, and the audio crackles a bit when Rouge moans. But that gives it charm. The game throws you right into Sonic’s point of view, no slow build, no fancy intro, just you picking who to mess with and how badly you want to abuse the laws of physics inside their bodies. Rouge, Amy, and Knuckles are the main “victims” here, and yes, Knuckles gets the same inflated treatment, which is both hot and hilarious and a tiny bit disturbing at the same time. You pick a character, you make choices that feel way too simple, and suddenly their tits, ass, or whatever you focused on is swelling up like a hentai beach ball while they either love it or panic about it. It’s not subtle. At all. And it really doesn’t try to be.

One thing I liked is how the POV angle actually matters. You’re not just “watching” Sonic, you kind of *are* Sonic, or at least some horny ghost living behind his eyes, clicking through options like “pump more” or “keep going” and seeing how far the game lets you push it before it decides you’ve gone too far. Sometimes the expression change hits harder than the actual inflation. Rouge giving you that smug, half-lidded look while her chest creaks against invisible pressure? That stuck in my brain longer than it should. Amy goes more playful, more embarrassed, lots of blushing, which fits her. Knuckles is pure comedy. Seeing that tough guy get puffed up like a sex balloon and still try to act serious had me laughing harder than I wanted. It reminded me a bit of those old stupid Flash VNs that people used to pass around on MSN and later on Discord servers, where half the fun was just breaking the game or clicking things in the wrong order. Here though, there are actual branches, a couple small “bad ends” where you just overdo it and the game kind of shrugs like “yeah, you fucked up.” No long story, no lore dump, just horny cartoon bodies filling up and reacting.

But the pacing is weird. Some routes jump from “okay this is cute” to “Jesus Christ that’s a lot of air” in one click, and I kinda wanted one more middle step in the transformation, more in-between shots where the clothes strain, the curves start to push out, that kind of slow burn. Instead, it sometimes feels like going from 1 to 100 without the 30, 60, 80 that make these things perfect. The controls are clunky too. A couple of buttons are placed just slightly too low and my brain kept trying to scroll the page instead of clicking. That’s minor, stupid thing, but after it happened third time, I got annoyed and then forgot I was annoyed because Amy’s dress was riding up in a really nice way. Also, the sound loop for one of Rouge’s scenes is a bit too short and if you stay in that segment a while, it starts to grate on your ear, like you’re stuck inside an old Windows XP hentai game that never stops panting. Still, the expressions are surprisingly good for something this old. Eyes roll, lips tremble, a few little details in the way their bodies stretch that tell you the creator actually knew what inflation fetish people wanted before inflation porn blew up all over sites like Gelbooru and Pixiv. It’s messy, childish, kind of broken, kind of brilliant, and it absolutely feels like a real person’s horny project that somehow survived long enough to end up back in our browsers again.