Fuck Your Champion 1.4
This one feels like someone took a dressup flash toy from old Newgrounds, fed it too much porn and LoL fanart, then left the door open for leaderboard freaks like me. It looks harmless at first. Just some familiar champions chilling on screen, a few clothes to swap, some background buttons, nothing crazy. Then you notice the tiny icon in the corner that tracks “scenes found” and your brain flips into challenge mode. Suddenly you’re not just putting Ahri in a cute top. You’re hunting that one specific combo that makes her drop to her knees in first person and start throat-fucking you like she owes you LP.
The main thing here is outfits and backgrounds. That’s it. No fake depth. You click parts, swap lingerie, open a different room, bed, alley, whatever. The game never actually tells you what works. It just silently waits for you to hit the right mix. I legit had a whole Google Keep page with notes like “Ahri: red bra + no panties + tavern = standing titties scene, not worth it, check balcony.” It feels like discovering secret tech in a fighting game, except the combo ends with a cumshot instead of a KO. First person camera for the sex is surprisingly nasty in a good way. The dev knows what people want from POV. When she’s giving a blowjob you see tongue, spit, her trying to keep eye contact and failing when you shove deeper. It’s the exact kind of degenerate “just one more variation” loop that ruins your sleep schedule.
What I liked too much: stripping feels like part of the puzzle, not just “remove clothes to see tits.” Some champs only trigger their special scenes if you leave something on, like a tiny piece of armor or stockings. You think “okay full naked is best” and the game just shrugs at you. No scene. No hint. Nothing. Only when you let her keep those stupid thigh-highs on suddenly it cuts to a dirty POV fuck with her bouncing on you, boobs swinging in rhythm, moaning into your ear. I lost like half an evening trying every background with the same three panties on one character, just to see if there was a secret anal variation. There wasn’t. Or maybe there is and I’m just bad. The parody angle is funny too. Seeing a usually badass champion slowly strip for you like some shy camgirl, then a few clicks later she’s grabbing your cock with both hands and choking herself with it, that hits way harder than generic hentai. Only thing that annoyed me: some scenes feel too similar and the unlock sound is this tiny nothing. You finally crack a new setup, game just goes “click” and throws you into another blowjob without even a little fanfare. Still kept going though. I’m a sucker for watching that counter creep closer to 100 percent while another champion kneels down between my legs.
The main thing here is outfits and backgrounds. That’s it. No fake depth. You click parts, swap lingerie, open a different room, bed, alley, whatever. The game never actually tells you what works. It just silently waits for you to hit the right mix. I legit had a whole Google Keep page with notes like “Ahri: red bra + no panties + tavern = standing titties scene, not worth it, check balcony.” It feels like discovering secret tech in a fighting game, except the combo ends with a cumshot instead of a KO. First person camera for the sex is surprisingly nasty in a good way. The dev knows what people want from POV. When she’s giving a blowjob you see tongue, spit, her trying to keep eye contact and failing when you shove deeper. It’s the exact kind of degenerate “just one more variation” loop that ruins your sleep schedule.
What I liked too much: stripping feels like part of the puzzle, not just “remove clothes to see tits.” Some champs only trigger their special scenes if you leave something on, like a tiny piece of armor or stockings. You think “okay full naked is best” and the game just shrugs at you. No scene. No hint. Nothing. Only when you let her keep those stupid thigh-highs on suddenly it cuts to a dirty POV fuck with her bouncing on you, boobs swinging in rhythm, moaning into your ear. I lost like half an evening trying every background with the same three panties on one character, just to see if there was a secret anal variation. There wasn’t. Or maybe there is and I’m just bad. The parody angle is funny too. Seeing a usually badass champion slowly strip for you like some shy camgirl, then a few clicks later she’s grabbing your cock with both hands and choking herself with it, that hits way harder than generic hentai. Only thing that annoyed me: some scenes feel too similar and the unlock sound is this tiny nothing. You finally crack a new setup, game just goes “click” and throws you into another blowjob without even a little fanfare. Still kept going though. I’m a sucker for watching that counter creep closer to 100 percent while another champion kneels down between my legs.
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👁 294.9K
💬 5
★★★☆☆
Meet and Fuck Secret Agent
In this high-stakes mission, dangerous terrorists threaten to strike the United States. Professor Emmett Von Braun, a genius inventor, was seized by these enemies to create a system for building a clone army. Though the professor was freed thanks to our undercover agents, his inventions are fragmented into five crucial parts.
As a skilled secret agent, your mission is to infiltrate hidden sites, outwit armed guards, and collect the five missing parts needed to dismantle the terrorists’ horrifying plan. Each recovered element brings you closer to shutting down the cloning operation while unleashing tantalizing encounters with busty operatives and unexpected allies.
Explore diverse settings full of mystery, lust, and lethal risks - from hidden bunkers to lavish estates brimming with secrets and seductive distractions.
Using your charm and quick wit, seduce key players, extract information, and outsmart heavily armed foes determined to complete their cloning nightmare.
Gather all the parts, sabotage the clone army’s creation, and prove you have what it takes to be the ultimate secret agent.
Prepare yourself for a provocative parody game blending intense adventure with explicit scenes, revealing the seductive underbelly of espionage.
Step boldly into an erotic spy thriller filled with lust, peril, and the haunting question of who you can truly trust.
Take control, gear up, and become the legendary agent who not only saves the world but also enjoys the pleasures along the way.
As a skilled secret agent, your mission is to infiltrate hidden sites, outwit armed guards, and collect the five missing parts needed to dismantle the terrorists’ horrifying plan. Each recovered element brings you closer to shutting down the cloning operation while unleashing tantalizing encounters with busty operatives and unexpected allies.
Explore diverse settings full of mystery, lust, and lethal risks - from hidden bunkers to lavish estates brimming with secrets and seductive distractions.
Using your charm and quick wit, seduce key players, extract information, and outsmart heavily armed foes determined to complete their cloning nightmare.
Gather all the parts, sabotage the clone army’s creation, and prove you have what it takes to be the ultimate secret agent.
Prepare yourself for a provocative parody game blending intense adventure with explicit scenes, revealing the seductive underbelly of espionage.
Step boldly into an erotic spy thriller filled with lust, peril, and the haunting question of who you can truly trust.
Take control, gear up, and become the legendary agent who not only saves the world but also enjoys the pleasures along the way.
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👁 142.9K
💬 8
★★★☆☆
Lust Goddess
Collect prizes and items in the mail with each battle won, as they will help you evolve your educated fighters. The longer you evolve your warriors, the more their corporal appearance switches. And from "switches", we suggest "that they become supah unsheathing, taunting you endlessly". And, if you can not escape from this headspace these hot hot visuals have pushed one into, the game does include a useful "auto" mode which can perform the top moves, which means it is possible to keep concentrating on your win - or even, you knowthat anything is holding your focus.
Play with the #1 finest sex game on the planet. Exactly why wait around? It is free-for-all!
Play with the #1 finest sex game on the planet. Exactly why wait around? It is free-for-all!
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👁 2.3K
★★★★★
SEP-Marge Poker
Homer running off to drink at Moe’s while you’re stuck in Springfield trying to prep for a poker tournament sounds about right, honestly. The setup here is simple as hell but weirdly hot: you’re crashing with the Simpsons because you’re some distant relative by marriage, you need practice for this big tournament, Homer’s supposed to help you, then he bails to go hang with Moe and “train” him instead. Total asshole move, but whatever, because it leaves you alone in the house with Marge. And not cartoon-on-TV Marge, but this thick, curvy, blue-haired MILF version who looks way too good to be stuck with Homer. You wander outside, find her coming out of this little sauna in the backyard, towel, steam, everything, and she’s annoyed at Homer too. That part actually sells it: she’s not some instant slut, she’s just pissed at him and a bit bored, and you’re standing there horny and disappointed and kind of desperate for poker practice. It doesn’t even try to hide the porn logic. One second she’s talking about how she doesn’t believe in what Homer is doing, next second she’s like “I’ll help you practice”… except she’s going to be in the bath while you play. That’s the whole excuse for the strip angle and it kind of works because it feels like one of those stupid decisions horny people make in bad fanfics that you still read anyway on F95 or some random Blogspot with 20 popups.
Gameplay is literally poker, nothing fancy, so if you ever played some strip poker flash shit back in the day you know the deal. You sit across from Marge in POV, play hand after hand, and every win nudges her a bit more out of her comfort zone. At the start she’s still doing the whole “I’m just here to beat a pro” thing, soaking in her bath, casual, but once the chips start going your way she starts losing clothes and that classic Marge awkwardness turns into this shy, guilty excitement. It’s the kind of pacing where you find yourself intentionally slow playing, not because the AI is smart or something, but because you want to drag out that moment where she’s half turned away, water running down her tits, pretending it’s all just a game of cards. There’s no complicated meter, no affection grind, no inventory nonsense. You win hands, you see more of her, you keep pushing, and eventually you’re way past “practice” and deep into hardcore Simpsons parody territory. There are a couple of points where the expressions look a bit off and her face slips a little too close to goofy, which kind of kills the mood for a second, but then the next scene has her breasts pushed together and you forget you were complaining. It’s like when you swear you’ll stop watching some dumb porn on Pornhub, then the next position hits and suddenly you’re fine with everything again. And yeah, the whole thing is cheap and a little trashy and the writing stumbles all over itself with “relative” excuses, but if you ever thought Marge was wasted on that yellow donut addict, this is basically your chance to sit at the kitchen table with her, shuffle a deck, and slowly turn poker practice into something you absolutely can’t explain to anyone in Springfield.
Gameplay is literally poker, nothing fancy, so if you ever played some strip poker flash shit back in the day you know the deal. You sit across from Marge in POV, play hand after hand, and every win nudges her a bit more out of her comfort zone. At the start she’s still doing the whole “I’m just here to beat a pro” thing, soaking in her bath, casual, but once the chips start going your way she starts losing clothes and that classic Marge awkwardness turns into this shy, guilty excitement. It’s the kind of pacing where you find yourself intentionally slow playing, not because the AI is smart or something, but because you want to drag out that moment where she’s half turned away, water running down her tits, pretending it’s all just a game of cards. There’s no complicated meter, no affection grind, no inventory nonsense. You win hands, you see more of her, you keep pushing, and eventually you’re way past “practice” and deep into hardcore Simpsons parody territory. There are a couple of points where the expressions look a bit off and her face slips a little too close to goofy, which kind of kills the mood for a second, but then the next scene has her breasts pushed together and you forget you were complaining. It’s like when you swear you’ll stop watching some dumb porn on Pornhub, then the next position hits and suddenly you’re fine with everything again. And yeah, the whole thing is cheap and a little trashy and the writing stumbles all over itself with “relative” excuses, but if you ever thought Marge was wasted on that yellow donut addict, this is basically your chance to sit at the kitchen table with her, shuffle a deck, and slowly turn poker practice into something you absolutely can’t explain to anyone in Springfield.
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👁 106.8K
★★☆☆☆
Diva Mizuki Portal
Portal with tits. That is pretty much the pitch here, just with way more cum and way less science. You get this redhead, Diva Mizuki, who is clearly used to being on a stage, not in some cold testing facility, and suddenly she’s stuck in a puzzle maze where the main tool is a freaking sperm gun. And it’s not subtle. The whole thing plays like someone looked at Portal’s clean white chambers and said, “yeah, but what if those surfaces were for shooting loads instead of portals?” First level drops you in a tiny room, tutorial vibes, and right away you’re firing sticky white shots at walls and platforms, trying to figure out what counts as “interactive”. The first time I accidentally hit her tits instead of the floor and the game actually reacts to it, I kinda laughed, kinda rewound, kinda did it again. She grabs her boobs, lifts them a bit, gets them glazed, and you realize ok, this is the real focus, not the puzzle. The controls are simple enough: aim, shoot, watch fluids go everywhere, repeat. There’s a “find all uses” thing going on, so half the fun is just breaking the level by testing what the gun sticks to: walls, buttons, doors, her mouth, between her tits, under her, on those floating platforms that look weirdly familiar if you ever played too much Valve stuff on Steam. Sometimes you’re just lining things up so she can run through a portal and smack her big chest right into some trigger plate, and other times you’re lining things up so her cleavage gets painted from below. Same motion, very different goal.
By the time you hit the middle levels it stops pretending it’s about escaping the test chambers and becomes straight-up “how many ways can we fuck Mizuki with this one gimmick.” There’s this one stage where you have to bounce cum shots between two portals to splatter her face from the wrong side of the room, and if you’re even a bit off, it lands on the floor and she makes this annoyed little sound that somehow made me more determined than any game over screen. Another level sets you up with a kind of titty fuck puzzle: you need her to kneel near a pressure pad, but she only moves there after you drench her chest enough that the game flags it as “scene unlocked.” So you’re standing on this catwalk, trying to arc your shots exactly into the gap of her cleavage, watching the physics do this weird half-real, half-cartoon drip. It’s stupidly satisfying and also kinda janky, like sometimes the cum just clips into her boobs or flies off at a random angle like it hit invisible wind. I got annoyed for a second because the reload sound on the gun is this squishy pop that started to drive me crazy after repeating a level, but then I got distracted by how she moans differently when you slime her ass versus her tits and forgot what I was mad about. Honestly, she acts exactly like a spoiled idol who suddenly found out science labs can be horny: pouting when you miss a shot, bragging when you “fill” a target, occasionally licking the barrel in a way that would get the original Portal banned from every school computer. It’s parody, sure, but also not really pretending to be more than: walk, aim, shoot cum, open doors, fuck the redhead with physics. And somehow that’s enough.
By the time you hit the middle levels it stops pretending it’s about escaping the test chambers and becomes straight-up “how many ways can we fuck Mizuki with this one gimmick.” There’s this one stage where you have to bounce cum shots between two portals to splatter her face from the wrong side of the room, and if you’re even a bit off, it lands on the floor and she makes this annoyed little sound that somehow made me more determined than any game over screen. Another level sets you up with a kind of titty fuck puzzle: you need her to kneel near a pressure pad, but she only moves there after you drench her chest enough that the game flags it as “scene unlocked.” So you’re standing on this catwalk, trying to arc your shots exactly into the gap of her cleavage, watching the physics do this weird half-real, half-cartoon drip. It’s stupidly satisfying and also kinda janky, like sometimes the cum just clips into her boobs or flies off at a random angle like it hit invisible wind. I got annoyed for a second because the reload sound on the gun is this squishy pop that started to drive me crazy after repeating a level, but then I got distracted by how she moans differently when you slime her ass versus her tits and forgot what I was mad about. Honestly, she acts exactly like a spoiled idol who suddenly found out science labs can be horny: pouting when you miss a shot, bragging when you “fill” a target, occasionally licking the barrel in a way that would get the original Portal banned from every school computer. It’s parody, sure, but also not really pretending to be more than: walk, aim, shoot cum, open doors, fuck the redhead with physics. And somehow that’s enough.
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👁 78.9K
★★★☆☆
Pussymon: Vignette 01
Pussymon feels like somebody took a monster catching RPG, left it alone with a horny DeviantArt account and a folder of bad dragon porn, and just let nature happen. You start as this kinda broke adventurer drifting through a fantasy world that looks normal at first, then you realize every “monster” you catch is basically a walking fetish with ears, tails, claws, and a pussy that gets more screen time than their face. The game doesn’t even pretend to be shy about it. You go out, explore some half-busted maps, pick fights with weirdly cute dragon girls, win, and your reward is a sex scene that looks like something a really dedicated hentai fan drew after a long week. They’re not just “girl with horns” either. Some of the dragon Pussymon feel like mix of pet, girlfriend, sex toy and weapon, which is deeply fucked up in all the right ways for adult content. You level them by feeding candy, then suddenly they evolve into something bigger with sharper teeth and bigger tits, and the game just shrugs like “yeah, that’s normal”.
What I like most is how dirty the whole thing feels in a good way. The quests are basic, but they always end in some weird porn logic. “Go fetch dragon girl A” turns into “oh, by the way, here is a full-on hentai card of her riding you raw as a reward”. It’s the kind of game you play with one hand on the mouse and the other already thinking about Pornhub backup plans if you finish too fast. I had it running in one tab, Telegram pinging me, Spotify looping the same track, and still I kept clicking for “just one more” encounter because I wanted to see the next sexcard. And yeah, the parody vibe is strong. You can tell it’s poking at Pokémon and that kind of stuff, but instead of gym badges you end up collecting which monster girl has already drained you dry. Some animations feel a bit cheap, some dialogue looks like it was written too late at night on Discord, and the battle system kind of stumbles between “oh cool idea” and “why the hell did she one-shot me after letting me cum on her face in the last scene”. Honestly though, that messy energy fits. It’s like fanfic that ignores canon power levels just to get two characters naked faster. One moment you’re thinking about strategy, the next you’re staring at a dragon furry riding you hard and moaning, and all your big thoughts about balance and design just vanish into “ok, yeah, fuck me up like that again”.
What I like most is how dirty the whole thing feels in a good way. The quests are basic, but they always end in some weird porn logic. “Go fetch dragon girl A” turns into “oh, by the way, here is a full-on hentai card of her riding you raw as a reward”. It’s the kind of game you play with one hand on the mouse and the other already thinking about Pornhub backup plans if you finish too fast. I had it running in one tab, Telegram pinging me, Spotify looping the same track, and still I kept clicking for “just one more” encounter because I wanted to see the next sexcard. And yeah, the parody vibe is strong. You can tell it’s poking at Pokémon and that kind of stuff, but instead of gym badges you end up collecting which monster girl has already drained you dry. Some animations feel a bit cheap, some dialogue looks like it was written too late at night on Discord, and the battle system kind of stumbles between “oh cool idea” and “why the hell did she one-shot me after letting me cum on her face in the last scene”. Honestly though, that messy energy fits. It’s like fanfic that ignores canon power levels just to get two characters naked faster. One moment you’re thinking about strategy, the next you’re staring at a dragon furry riding you hard and moaning, and all your big thoughts about balance and design just vanish into “ok, yeah, fuck me up like that again”.
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👁 41.5K
💬 3
★★★☆☆
Meet your private AI girlfriend: chat now (18+)
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👁 1.8K
★★★★★
Rikku hentai 3 dimensional – Final Fantasy XXX
Tonight, Rikku, the lithe blonde filled with raw desire, finds herself on a date that's about to get intensely personal. Much of the experience is narrated in the first person, so it feels like Rikku is directly pulling you closer, asking for more. Forget any deep backstory from the games – all that matters now is the electric tension between you and Rikku.
Using easy arrow controls tucked in the lower left corner, you seamlessly slide from one erotic encounter to the next. Every scene lays bare her savage craving and daring moves, dragging you headfirst into her sultry world.
She’ll take you by storm with blowjob skills that melt your mind and creampie moments that make your heart pound. The action ramps up with relentless doggystyle thrusts, teasing paizuri play, and messy cumshots that coat everything in ecstasy.
Rendered in high-quality 3D hentai style, these scenes turn Rikku’s fantasy into a scorching porn slideshow. Watch her moan, squirm, and demand satisfaction in a nonstop chase of erotic thrills.
If you crave raw, unfiltered sex with a Final Fantasy twist, this game hands you the reins to Rikku’s darkest urges.
Using easy arrow controls tucked in the lower left corner, you seamlessly slide from one erotic encounter to the next. Every scene lays bare her savage craving and daring moves, dragging you headfirst into her sultry world.
She’ll take you by storm with blowjob skills that melt your mind and creampie moments that make your heart pound. The action ramps up with relentless doggystyle thrusts, teasing paizuri play, and messy cumshots that coat everything in ecstasy.
Rendered in high-quality 3D hentai style, these scenes turn Rikku’s fantasy into a scorching porn slideshow. Watch her moan, squirm, and demand satisfaction in a nonstop chase of erotic thrills.
If you crave raw, unfiltered sex with a Final Fantasy twist, this game hands you the reins to Rikku’s darkest urges.
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👁 33.3K
★★☆☆☆
Fappy Manhood
If you’ve ever endured the maddening challenge of Flappy Bird. Here, instead of flapping wings, you’re controlling a pulsating cock trying desperately to dodge screwy obstacles.
Hit the space bar at exactly the right moment to make your dick flap smoothly through the chaos. Each mistimed flap sends you crashing, making you start all over again, adding a deliciously cruel challenge to this erotic arcade.
Your objective? Rack up 1000 points - not just for bragging rights but to unlock a tantalizing gallery brimming with jaw-dropping hentai art.
This isn’t only an endurance test; it’s a tease, a tease to keep you coming back for more obscene rewards.
The humor here is dark and crude - big throbbing cocks flapping madly through ridiculous obstacles, making you laugh while barely holding your sanity together.
If you fancy yourself a pro at rhythm and timing but want your challenge soaked in hentai debauchery, this parody arcade will have you hooked faster than you think.
Don’t underestimate the simplicity - this game will gnaw at your patience and your lust simultaneously.
So, slam that space bar like your sanity depends on it and send your cock soaring past every obstacle, chasing those sweet, naughty pictures waiting at the end.
Only the most patient and skilled players will unlock the full, glorious set of manga porn treasures hidden inside.
It’s a filthy parody, a frustrating challenge, and a naughty art showcase rolled into one wild package, daring you to prove how good you really are at keeping that cock airborne.
Hit the space bar at exactly the right moment to make your dick flap smoothly through the chaos. Each mistimed flap sends you crashing, making you start all over again, adding a deliciously cruel challenge to this erotic arcade.
Your objective? Rack up 1000 points - not just for bragging rights but to unlock a tantalizing gallery brimming with jaw-dropping hentai art.
This isn’t only an endurance test; it’s a tease, a tease to keep you coming back for more obscene rewards.
The humor here is dark and crude - big throbbing cocks flapping madly through ridiculous obstacles, making you laugh while barely holding your sanity together.
If you fancy yourself a pro at rhythm and timing but want your challenge soaked in hentai debauchery, this parody arcade will have you hooked faster than you think.
Don’t underestimate the simplicity - this game will gnaw at your patience and your lust simultaneously.
So, slam that space bar like your sanity depends on it and send your cock soaring past every obstacle, chasing those sweet, naughty pictures waiting at the end.
Only the most patient and skilled players will unlock the full, glorious set of manga porn treasures hidden inside.
It’s a filthy parody, a frustrating challenge, and a naughty art showcase rolled into one wild package, daring you to prove how good you really are at keeping that cock airborne.
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👁 12.7K
★★★★☆
Grand Fuck Auto
For those who’ve tasted the wild rides and shootouts in the Grand Theft Auto games, a bank robbery might seem familiar, where gunfire erupts in the middle of busy city avenues. Yet this game takes things up a notch - once you escape the cops, the fun really begins, you’re joined by a driver who’s as sexy as she is eager.
Here, the getaway drivers aren’t just cool heads behind the wheel; they’re seductive vixens hungry for action. These aren’t your typical drivers: they’re bold, eager, and ready to turn up the passion once the job’s done.
Picture yourself dodging cops and weaving through traffic, only to be rewarded by a sultry partner who’s as wild and untamed as the chase itself. It’s a fusion of heart-stopping crime and unrestrained lust, making every victory feel like a gateway to something even hotter.
Step into the driver’s seat, plan your heist, and prepare for the wild ride that ends in a passionate celebration. This isn’t just about shooting and stealing; it’s about owning the night and surrendering to the temptations that follow. Take the plunge into a world where crime meets carnality, and every successful heist unlocks a new level of pleasure.
Here, the getaway drivers aren’t just cool heads behind the wheel; they’re seductive vixens hungry for action. These aren’t your typical drivers: they’re bold, eager, and ready to turn up the passion once the job’s done.
Picture yourself dodging cops and weaving through traffic, only to be rewarded by a sultry partner who’s as wild and untamed as the chase itself. It’s a fusion of heart-stopping crime and unrestrained lust, making every victory feel like a gateway to something even hotter.
Step into the driver’s seat, plan your heist, and prepare for the wild ride that ends in a passionate celebration. This isn’t just about shooting and stealing; it’s about owning the night and surrendering to the temptations that follow. Take the plunge into a world where crime meets carnality, and every successful heist unlocks a new level of pleasure.
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👁 11.5K
★★★★☆
18+ Con-Quest! Poké-con Part 1 (Teaser)
Con-Quest is like getting lost in the horniest anime convention on earth, then realizing the dungeon is actually the dealer hall and every random encounter is a girl in a too-tight costume who wants to either fight you, fuck you, or both in the same five minutes. It pretends to be this goofy little RPG, with silly jokes and parody monsters, but after a while your brain just goes “ok whatever” and your hand is already on auto-pilot any time you see a new cosplay girl appear. The whole thing feels like someone mashed together a con schedule, a hentai folder, and an old-school RPG Maker project, then kept adding new lewd scenes every time fans yelled at them on Newgrounds and Patreon. It shouldn’t work as well as it does, but here we are.
The best part for me is how it doesn’t take itself seriously at all. You walk around this convention where everyone is half-naked and half-cursed, and suddenly you’re in a “battle” against some magical girl knockoff whose outfit looks like it lost a fight with gravity. You’re throwing items, doing simple attacks, trying to “capture” girls for your collection, and the game rewards you with these stupidly hot scenes where their outfits tear, or their spells misfire, or they end up tied up in some very not-PG pose. It’s like the game is constantly saying “yeah yeah, plot, whatever, here’s another horny cosplay disaster.” One second it’s joking about well-known anime titles, next second it’s just straight-up hentai with cum everywhere and you forgot there even was a quest log. Some of the humor lands hard, like when the boss thinks she’s this epic dark sorceress, but her attack animation looks like a cheap kids show and then her clothes pop off in a way that would absolutely get that show banned. Other jokes are just dumb and fall flat, but honestly by then you’re not reading, you’re staring at thighs.
I really like that it’s not polished in that AAA way. The sprites and CGs have this messy, horny energy, like the artist was giggling half the time drawing tits bigger than the character’s head, and the animations sometimes loop a bit weird, but it actually makes the whole thing feel more personal, more “made for us” instead of for some imaginary horny focus group. You wander around, bump into some girl dressed as a wizard, lose the fight on purpose just to see what the “punishment” scene is, then reload and win so you can see the other version too. There are these little moments, like when you’re in a random hallway with nothing happening, and suddenly you trigger a silly side event with a cosplayer whose costume is falling apart piece by piece while she tries to cast spells and keep her tits inside the fabric at the same time, and you just think “yes, this is the real endgame.” There are small things that annoy me, like how sometimes you want to replay a scene and the game makes you slog through a bit of clicking again and again, and you never quite know if you missed a secret lewd event or if it just isn’t there yet. But that kind of chaos is also what keeps me checking back for new episodes, seeing which character got turned into magical fodder next. If you want to squeeze everything out of it, my only real advice is: click on stupid stuff, lose on purpose sometimes, and never trust a girl in a cute outfit holding a magic staff. She’s either going to blast you or blow you, and honestly, both routes are worth seeing.
The best part for me is how it doesn’t take itself seriously at all. You walk around this convention where everyone is half-naked and half-cursed, and suddenly you’re in a “battle” against some magical girl knockoff whose outfit looks like it lost a fight with gravity. You’re throwing items, doing simple attacks, trying to “capture” girls for your collection, and the game rewards you with these stupidly hot scenes where their outfits tear, or their spells misfire, or they end up tied up in some very not-PG pose. It’s like the game is constantly saying “yeah yeah, plot, whatever, here’s another horny cosplay disaster.” One second it’s joking about well-known anime titles, next second it’s just straight-up hentai with cum everywhere and you forgot there even was a quest log. Some of the humor lands hard, like when the boss thinks she’s this epic dark sorceress, but her attack animation looks like a cheap kids show and then her clothes pop off in a way that would absolutely get that show banned. Other jokes are just dumb and fall flat, but honestly by then you’re not reading, you’re staring at thighs.
I really like that it’s not polished in that AAA way. The sprites and CGs have this messy, horny energy, like the artist was giggling half the time drawing tits bigger than the character’s head, and the animations sometimes loop a bit weird, but it actually makes the whole thing feel more personal, more “made for us” instead of for some imaginary horny focus group. You wander around, bump into some girl dressed as a wizard, lose the fight on purpose just to see what the “punishment” scene is, then reload and win so you can see the other version too. There are these little moments, like when you’re in a random hallway with nothing happening, and suddenly you trigger a silly side event with a cosplayer whose costume is falling apart piece by piece while she tries to cast spells and keep her tits inside the fabric at the same time, and you just think “yes, this is the real endgame.” There are small things that annoy me, like how sometimes you want to replay a scene and the game makes you slog through a bit of clicking again and again, and you never quite know if you missed a secret lewd event or if it just isn’t there yet. But that kind of chaos is also what keeps me checking back for new episodes, seeing which character got turned into magical fodder next. If you want to squeeze everything out of it, my only real advice is: click on stupid stuff, lose on purpose sometimes, and never trust a girl in a cute outfit holding a magic staff. She’s either going to blast you or blow you, and honestly, both routes are worth seeing.
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Dark Fate Chronicles
A mechanical assassin masquerading as a normal person travels back in time tasked with eliminating a particular individual. The fate of all humans hinges on this one person. Ring any bells? It’s meant to be that way - you’re diving into a risqué, interactive take on the iconic "Terminator" saga.
Get ready to experience not only a gripping narrative packed with savage battles, but it doesn’t stop there - expect a cast full of tantalizing figures and steamy moments. One minute you’re fighting for survival, the next you’re caught in a web of desire, blurring the lines between hunter and prey.
Your decisions will drive the narrative forward and unlock intimate scenes that push boundaries. Beneath the steel frame lies a complex being drawn to the raw emotions and forbidden desires of humankind.
Step into a dystopian playground where every fight could end in ecstasy. Do you keep your focus sharp to complete your deadly goal, or let the heat of temptation derail your purpose?? Your journey promises danger, desire, and decisions that will leave you breathless.
Start playing now and unleash the wild ride of combat and carnal delight. From pulse-pounding battles to heart-racing encounters, you won’t want to look away. Are you bold enough to face the future and indulge in the forbidden?.
Get ready to experience not only a gripping narrative packed with savage battles, but it doesn’t stop there - expect a cast full of tantalizing figures and steamy moments. One minute you’re fighting for survival, the next you’re caught in a web of desire, blurring the lines between hunter and prey.
Your decisions will drive the narrative forward and unlock intimate scenes that push boundaries. Beneath the steel frame lies a complex being drawn to the raw emotions and forbidden desires of humankind.
Step into a dystopian playground where every fight could end in ecstasy. Do you keep your focus sharp to complete your deadly goal, or let the heat of temptation derail your purpose?? Your journey promises danger, desire, and decisions that will leave you breathless.
Start playing now and unleash the wild ride of combat and carnal delight. From pulse-pounding battles to heart-racing encounters, you won’t want to look away. Are you bold enough to face the future and indulge in the forbidden?.
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