Pussymon 28
This episode hits like when you open Discord just to check one thing, then suddenly it’s three hours later and you’re arguing about which monster girl has the best tits. Same vibe here. It looks simple at first, you just wander around, grab quests, smack some weird horny critters, but the more you play, the more your brain quietly swaps “catch them all” with “fuck them all” and somehow it makes sense. The story keeps pretending to be this grand adventure with danger and mystery and whatever, while on screen you’re busy deciding if you want to cum inside a wolfgirl with way too shiny boobs or save your load for the next weird rabbit thing hiding in the outskirts. The tone goes from dumb meme joke to “oh shit, I kinda care what happens to this pervy little party” in like two lines of dialogue, and the best part is that the characters actually talk dirty in ways that feel like horny people, not like porn robots. They tease, they shit-talk, they bribe you with sex, they complain when you lose, and half of the time I was just sitting there thinking: “yeah, that’s exactly how two idiots would flirt while trying not to die.”
What surprised me the most is how much the whole roguelike-ish structure low-key fits with the lewd stuff. You keep jumping into fights, taking risks, getting punished, restarting, poking new routes. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, you’re gonna fail, but at least you failed with your dick out.” I had one run where I went off the path into this random outskirts area and got absolutely wrecked by a boss pussymon that looked like someone mashed three fetishes into one body. Lost the fight, but the defeat scene was so filthy I genuinely didn’t care. The animations are not “perfect”, some loops are a bit stiff, sometimes the boobs look like they have their own physics engine that forgot to sync, and there’s this tiny sound effect during one blowjob loop that annoyed the hell out of me and I still kept replaying it. Dialog-wise, I love how they throw in stupid jokes in the middle of sex, like the girl comparing your stamina to a low level monster, or calling you a “quest-grinding pervert” right when you’re about to finish. It’s not subtle, sometimes the humor totally misses, and one side quest felt like it was written in a rush, but when the banter hits, it really hits. Also, nobody prepares you for how fast you’ll start remembering their names and personalities, like, “oh, that one, the trash-talking red rider chick, she’s the one who mocks your choices mid-battle, I kinda wanna see her lose again.” The whole thing feels messy and horny and rough around the edges in a way that actually works for it, like a lewd notebook someone kept updating instead of doing homework, and somehow that makes the world feel more alive and more stupid and more fun at the same time.
What surprised me the most is how much the whole roguelike-ish structure low-key fits with the lewd stuff. You keep jumping into fights, taking risks, getting punished, restarting, poking new routes. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, you’re gonna fail, but at least you failed with your dick out.” I had one run where I went off the path into this random outskirts area and got absolutely wrecked by a boss pussymon that looked like someone mashed three fetishes into one body. Lost the fight, but the defeat scene was so filthy I genuinely didn’t care. The animations are not “perfect”, some loops are a bit stiff, sometimes the boobs look like they have their own physics engine that forgot to sync, and there’s this tiny sound effect during one blowjob loop that annoyed the hell out of me and I still kept replaying it. Dialog-wise, I love how they throw in stupid jokes in the middle of sex, like the girl comparing your stamina to a low level monster, or calling you a “quest-grinding pervert” right when you’re about to finish. It’s not subtle, sometimes the humor totally misses, and one side quest felt like it was written in a rush, but when the banter hits, it really hits. Also, nobody prepares you for how fast you’ll start remembering their names and personalities, like, “oh, that one, the trash-talking red rider chick, she’s the one who mocks your choices mid-battle, I kinda wanna see her lose again.” The whole thing feels messy and horny and rough around the edges in a way that actually works for it, like a lewd notebook someone kept updating instead of doing homework, and somehow that makes the world feel more alive and more stupid and more fun at the same time.
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👁 35.1K
★★★☆☆
The Intercourse Doctor 4: A mischievous neighbour
As the plot thickens in the fourth episode, Jim is pulled back into the intimate world of his sexy therapist Natalia. So many unspoken things have happened, and now it’s time for Jim and Natalia to confront them head-on.
Adding fuel to the fire, Jim’s provocative neighbor beckons him to join her where private pleasures await. Those lingering looks across the hallway are about to turn into a heated encounter.
The quest unfolds with real-model video scenes that make every encounter pulse with life. Experience the thrill of walking a thin line between healing and giving in to forbidden urges.
With every session, Natalia strips away more than just clothes - she exposes hidden vulnerabilities and dark fantasies. Each step toward the neighbor’s door leads deeper into a maze of seduction and raw physicality.
The narrative invites you to engage with characters who are as flawed and passionate as you are, making every choice feel charged and meaningful. Step into a story where every word and glance could lead to ecstasy or heartbreak.
Wonder what lies beyond the next door Jim opens? Experience the continuation where every frame pulses with heat, and every choice drips with desire.
Adding fuel to the fire, Jim’s provocative neighbor beckons him to join her where private pleasures await. Those lingering looks across the hallway are about to turn into a heated encounter.
The quest unfolds with real-model video scenes that make every encounter pulse with life. Experience the thrill of walking a thin line between healing and giving in to forbidden urges.
With every session, Natalia strips away more than just clothes - she exposes hidden vulnerabilities and dark fantasies. Each step toward the neighbor’s door leads deeper into a maze of seduction and raw physicality.
The narrative invites you to engage with characters who are as flawed and passionate as you are, making every choice feel charged and meaningful. Step into a story where every word and glance could lead to ecstasy or heartbreak.
Wonder what lies beyond the next door Jim opens? Experience the continuation where every frame pulses with heat, and every choice drips with desire.
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👁 57.6K
★★★★☆
Deserted School
You take on the role of a journalist for the local paper, scrambling for a chilling story to feature in the Halloween edition. The perfect lead comes from an abandoned college right in town.
Thirty years ago, a tragic gasoline leak caused a deadly fire there. Since then, the place has been left untouched, shrouded in mystery and fear.
Every October 31st, locals whisper about strange sounds - voices echoing through the halls. They say these are the souls of those who perished, trapped between worlds. As the journalist, you decide to investigate these claims firsthand.
Armed with your camera and recorder, you enter the crumbling college grounds under the ghostly glow of the full moon. The air is thick with dust and the scent of long-forgotten memories, while every creak and groan of the building sets your heart racing.
Your investigation turns into a quest to uncover the truth behind the haunting. You’ll face restless ghosts, unravel hidden secrets, and confront terrifying moments that will test your courage.
Will you be able to capture proof of the supernatural and write the story that everyone will talk about? This is no ordinary Halloween story - it’s a raw, frightening dive into mystery and horror that only the bravest dare pursue.
If you crave a spine-tingling adventure blending horror and investigation, this game puts you right in the heart of it through the haunted halls of the abandoned college. The question is - will you make it out alive with your story intact?
Thirty years ago, a tragic gasoline leak caused a deadly fire there. Since then, the place has been left untouched, shrouded in mystery and fear.
Every October 31st, locals whisper about strange sounds - voices echoing through the halls. They say these are the souls of those who perished, trapped between worlds. As the journalist, you decide to investigate these claims firsthand.
Armed with your camera and recorder, you enter the crumbling college grounds under the ghostly glow of the full moon. The air is thick with dust and the scent of long-forgotten memories, while every creak and groan of the building sets your heart racing.
Your investigation turns into a quest to uncover the truth behind the haunting. You’ll face restless ghosts, unravel hidden secrets, and confront terrifying moments that will test your courage.
Will you be able to capture proof of the supernatural and write the story that everyone will talk about? This is no ordinary Halloween story - it’s a raw, frightening dive into mystery and horror that only the bravest dare pursue.
If you crave a spine-tingling adventure blending horror and investigation, this game puts you right in the heart of it through the haunted halls of the abandoned college. The question is - will you make it out alive with your story intact?
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👁 19.4K
💬 1
★★★☆☆
Aeon’s Echo
Feast your eyes on Hentai artwork in the form of amazing 2D animations! With a wide diversity, going from MILFs to horny students to offer, Heavy Metal Babes is sure to sate all of your most kinky desires. Get to know your companions inside and out by talking with them via the story. What finer thing to do than sexting and fucking?
Play the #1 best sex game on earth. Why wait? It really is free!
Play the #1 best sex game on earth. Why wait? It really is free!
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👁 69.4K
★★★★★
The Ghost of Halloween
Caught in the limbo of the living and the dead, you linger as a ghost, driven by bitter revenge against the girl who ran you down. With Halloween’s chill thick in the air, the perfect time has come to sneak into her home under cover of darkness, her sleep making her vulnerable to your ghostly intentions. Your ghostly hands reach out to explore her world, to push boundaries and indulge in the darkest desires that only a spirit could fulfill. Beyond the intimate darkness, your spectral journey demands cunning and patience, searching every corner for items that seep with hidden power and clues to unravel the haunting tale. Echoes of the past whisper through the walls, each step forward a dance with fear and excitement as you delve deeper into this nightmarish adventure. Push the boundaries of your ethereal existence - seduce, torment, unleash your darker urges on the woman who wronged you, blurring the lines between horror and pleasure. A twisted blend of horror and raw desire pulses through this adventure, where every touch and stolen moment feeds your ghostly hunger for payback.
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👁 152.4K
💬 6
★★★☆☆
Fuckfest Kitten: College Sim 2
Dropped right into a chaotic playground of erotic temptation, you find yourself back at the school where all the naughty girls study. But this isn’t just any ordinary day - your mind’s been scrambled, your IQ plummeted, and the only way to claw it back is by completing a series of dirty, twisted challenges that test both your wit and stamina. With every racy puzzle solved, you get closer to regaining your sharpness while indulging in filthy fun.
Once you finish your time at school, the real game begins: returning home to live surrounded by a horde of ravenous nymphomaniacs who won’t let you rest. This isn’t some tame anime story - it’s a nonstop XXX flash adventure packed with outrageous humor, seductive antics, and enough filthy encounters to make your head spin. Living among these slutty mcsluts means your days and nights are filled with relentless teasing, teasing quizzes, and hardcore fun.
Your mission? To survive the chaos, outsmart the quizzes, and satisfy the unending cravings of your companions. It’s a wild mix of brain-busting trivia and raunchy escapades that will have you laughing, sweating, and begging for more. As you juggle your revived intellect and the insatiable lust surrounding you, the game turns into an addictive quest for control and release.
This sequel to SexKitten cranks up the heat and the stakes. The twisted combination of quiz and erotica sets a new standard for adult flash games, daring you to prove your skills and stamina.
If you crave a game that mixes sharp wit with raw, unfiltered hentai action, this is your playground. Test your smarts, embrace the debauchery, and live out a fantasy where every choice leads to another naughty surprise.
Once you finish your time at school, the real game begins: returning home to live surrounded by a horde of ravenous nymphomaniacs who won’t let you rest. This isn’t some tame anime story - it’s a nonstop XXX flash adventure packed with outrageous humor, seductive antics, and enough filthy encounters to make your head spin. Living among these slutty mcsluts means your days and nights are filled with relentless teasing, teasing quizzes, and hardcore fun.
Your mission? To survive the chaos, outsmart the quizzes, and satisfy the unending cravings of your companions. It’s a wild mix of brain-busting trivia and raunchy escapades that will have you laughing, sweating, and begging for more. As you juggle your revived intellect and the insatiable lust surrounding you, the game turns into an addictive quest for control and release.
This sequel to SexKitten cranks up the heat and the stakes. The twisted combination of quiz and erotica sets a new standard for adult flash games, daring you to prove your skills and stamina.
If you crave a game that mixes sharp wit with raw, unfiltered hentai action, this is your playground. Test your smarts, embrace the debauchery, and live out a fantasy where every choice leads to another naughty surprise.
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👁 20.2K
💬 1
★★☆☆☆
Yu Gi Oh Banger – Azuka Tenjoin
Want to slam some filthy, sexy Yu Gi Oh girls right now? You’ll navigate simple quests that lead straight to hardcore fuck sessions. Meet and seduce these irresistible beauties from the Yu-Gi-Oh universe, each craving your rough, unrelenting desire.
Any conversation could lead to a wild romp; pick your lines wisely to boost your chances of fucking them silly. Cook dinner or play wingman - the game blends everyday tasks with hardcore, explicit payoff scenes.
Get close to these three stunning vixens through unique quests designed to end with you making her scream your name. You decide how rough it gets - be gentle or completely dominate as the girl on top or taking her from behind.
Indulge in explicit content packed with big boobs pressing against your chest and pussy juices dripping while you pound away. Take command of your fantasies and explore every kink imaginable with Alexis, Asuka, and Azuka, from teasing foreplay to explosive climax.
Don’t hesitate - jump into this brutal, seductive world and fuck each girl harder than the last.
Any conversation could lead to a wild romp; pick your lines wisely to boost your chances of fucking them silly. Cook dinner or play wingman - the game blends everyday tasks with hardcore, explicit payoff scenes.
Get close to these three stunning vixens through unique quests designed to end with you making her scream your name. You decide how rough it gets - be gentle or completely dominate as the girl on top or taking her from behind.
Indulge in explicit content packed with big boobs pressing against your chest and pussy juices dripping while you pound away. Take command of your fantasies and explore every kink imaginable with Alexis, Asuka, and Azuka, from teasing foreplay to explosive climax.
Don’t hesitate - jump into this brutal, seductive world and fuck each girl harder than the last.
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👁 104.9K
★★☆☆☆
Pussymon 26
Brace yourself for an intense update packed with 8 new Pussymons that bring fresh lust and excitement into your adventure. Each creature is more provocative than the last, ready to tease and please in ways you've never imagined.
26 brand-new animations have been added to heighten every encounter, making each moment dripping with explicit detail and sensual movement.
Three new side-quests dive deeper into the twisted, erotic world you crave, offering more chances to explore forbidden desires.
Engage in richer, more immersive interactions with fan favorites Lizardish, Lepllanny, Claire, and Emily - each bringing their own unique flavor of seduction and raw passion.
With over 250 lines of dialogue added, conversations have never been this juicy or revealing.
Explore 8 brand-new locations that set the perfect backdrop for your lust-fueled quests.
Ten new quests challenge you to push your limits and unravel deeper layers of this sultry world.
This update isn’t just about adding content - it’s about cranking up the heat and immersing you in a world where every choice leads to more explicit adventure and raw, furry passion.
Don’t hold back - jump in and lose yourself in the seductive chaos of these new Pussymons, quests, and encounters that promise to keep you coming back for more.
26 brand-new animations have been added to heighten every encounter, making each moment dripping with explicit detail and sensual movement.
Three new side-quests dive deeper into the twisted, erotic world you crave, offering more chances to explore forbidden desires.
Engage in richer, more immersive interactions with fan favorites Lizardish, Lepllanny, Claire, and Emily - each bringing their own unique flavor of seduction and raw passion.
With over 250 lines of dialogue added, conversations have never been this juicy or revealing.
Explore 8 brand-new locations that set the perfect backdrop for your lust-fueled quests.
Ten new quests challenge you to push your limits and unravel deeper layers of this sultry world.
This update isn’t just about adding content - it’s about cranking up the heat and immersing you in a world where every choice leads to more explicit adventure and raw, furry passion.
Don’t hold back - jump in and lose yourself in the seductive chaos of these new Pussymons, quests, and encounters that promise to keep you coming back for more.
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👁 25.6K
💬 1
★★★☆☆
Pussymon 30
Episode 30 feels like opening a dirty little window in your browser and suddenly the air smells like wet fur, cheap perfume and bad ideas. You click, it loads, and right away you’re dragged again into this weird half-cute half-filthy world where every “monster” is basically a walking fetish in bright colors. It pretends to be all about quests and maps and story, but we both know why you’re actually here. One second you are reading some silly line about exploring a new area, next second your pants are at your knees and you’re watching a slime girl get railed from three angles like it’s the most normal thing in the world. The game has that cheap-porn energy, like a bootleg Pokémon game made by a guy who watched too much hentai and never touched grass, and I honestly kind of love it for that. It’s horny, shameless, sometimes dumb as hell, and then suddenly there’s a line of dialogue that hits you like “oh wow, he actually tried here.”
The new Pussymon in this episode are exactly that kind of sweet trash. You meet one in the middle of a quest that sounds serious at first, something about a new area and a boss, but by the end of the fight you’re not thinking of stats, only how fast you can see her bend over. The animations look better than earlier episodes, the hips move smoother, the tongues actually feel like they’re licking something, not just sliding in air. At the same time, some scenes repeat a bit too much and you notice the loop, but your hand still doesn’t stop. There’s this boss Pussymon that pretends to be dangerous, roaring and glowing, and ten seconds later she’s moaning with her legs wide open while you click like a maniac. I liked the small joke where one character “forgets” to wear clothes in a serious story bit, and nobody in the team reacts like it’s strange at all. Just another naked monster girl talking about destiny. I wish there were more choices that actually changed scenes, but whatever, I still ended up abusing the cheat thing and skipping half the grind, then going back because I missed some dirty angle. My Chrome almost froze when I had too many tabs open with wikis and hentai sites and this thing running, and I got annoyed by a tiny typo in one line that nobody else will ever care about, but I kept playing anyway. You wander a bit, click some fights, laugh at the stupid humor, catch another wet little beast and make her scream your name with that looping sound that gets stuck in your head like a cursed song. By the time the episode ends, it feels short and long at same time, like a quick jerk that accidentally turned into a full night of “just one more scene” while furry knockoff mons keep begging you to fill them again and again.
The new Pussymon in this episode are exactly that kind of sweet trash. You meet one in the middle of a quest that sounds serious at first, something about a new area and a boss, but by the end of the fight you’re not thinking of stats, only how fast you can see her bend over. The animations look better than earlier episodes, the hips move smoother, the tongues actually feel like they’re licking something, not just sliding in air. At the same time, some scenes repeat a bit too much and you notice the loop, but your hand still doesn’t stop. There’s this boss Pussymon that pretends to be dangerous, roaring and glowing, and ten seconds later she’s moaning with her legs wide open while you click like a maniac. I liked the small joke where one character “forgets” to wear clothes in a serious story bit, and nobody in the team reacts like it’s strange at all. Just another naked monster girl talking about destiny. I wish there were more choices that actually changed scenes, but whatever, I still ended up abusing the cheat thing and skipping half the grind, then going back because I missed some dirty angle. My Chrome almost froze when I had too many tabs open with wikis and hentai sites and this thing running, and I got annoyed by a tiny typo in one line that nobody else will ever care about, but I kept playing anyway. You wander a bit, click some fights, laugh at the stupid humor, catch another wet little beast and make her scream your name with that looping sound that gets stuck in your head like a cursed song. By the time the episode ends, it feels short and long at same time, like a quick jerk that accidentally turned into a full night of “just one more scene” while furry knockoff mons keep begging you to fill them again and again.
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👁 128.4K
💬 4
★★★☆☆
Horny Afternoon 3 - An afternoon at the swimming pool
Our heroine Wendy couldn't stop thinking about her family's huge swimming pool as she tackled her studies overseas. With Nanny constantly monitoring her every move, removing that tiny bikini swimsuit was strictly forbidden. Things take a wild turn when her wild best friend Chloe comes to town.
That cheeky Chloe brings a new kind of heat and they waste no time planning a horny afternoon filled with secret desires. Yet it's up to you to assist these eager gals slipping past nanny's keen eyes.
Unravel a sensual 3D quest full of longing and opportunity, where each move you make drives the tension higher between these horny girls. That barely-there bikini won’t last long once you get involved. It’s a day full of teasing glances, stolen touches, and whispered promises that will ignite the night.
Navigate the vast family backyard, uncovering secret pleasures, all while making sure nanny stays none the wiser. The tension ramps up as Wendy and Chloe grow bolder, their desires impossible to contain. Each interaction brings you closer to unearthing their deepest cravings and feeding the flames of their growing obsession.
Immerse yourself in a provocative storyline brimming with flirtation and temptation. If you want to see how far Wendy and Chloe can push the limits before nanny catches on, you’ll have to join in and guide their every daring move.
Lead these girls through a maze of naughty challenges and steamy rewards. Their bikini-clad bodies, flushed skin, and hungry eyes wait for your command. The pool may be the backdrop, but the real action happens when the sun dips low and inhibitions melt away. Don’t let nanny stand in the way - the party has only just begun.
That cheeky Chloe brings a new kind of heat and they waste no time planning a horny afternoon filled with secret desires. Yet it's up to you to assist these eager gals slipping past nanny's keen eyes.
Unravel a sensual 3D quest full of longing and opportunity, where each move you make drives the tension higher between these horny girls. That barely-there bikini won’t last long once you get involved. It’s a day full of teasing glances, stolen touches, and whispered promises that will ignite the night.
Navigate the vast family backyard, uncovering secret pleasures, all while making sure nanny stays none the wiser. The tension ramps up as Wendy and Chloe grow bolder, their desires impossible to contain. Each interaction brings you closer to unearthing their deepest cravings and feeding the flames of their growing obsession.
Immerse yourself in a provocative storyline brimming with flirtation and temptation. If you want to see how far Wendy and Chloe can push the limits before nanny catches on, you’ll have to join in and guide their every daring move.
Lead these girls through a maze of naughty challenges and steamy rewards. Their bikini-clad bodies, flushed skin, and hungry eyes wait for your command. The pool may be the backdrop, but the real action happens when the sun dips low and inhibitions melt away. Don’t let nanny stand in the way - the party has only just begun.
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👁 13.1K
★★★★☆
Meet your private AI girlfriend: chat now (18+)
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Join millions, discover 200+ AI models and 350+ AI companions, and turn flirting into a lifelike private romance - start free, upgrade for unlimited photos, videos and premium perks.
Join millions, discover 200+ AI models and 350+ AI companions, and turn flirting into a lifelike private romance - start free, upgrade for unlimited photos, videos and premium perks.
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👁 69K
★★★★★
Con-Quest! Poké-con (Version 0.095)
Con-Quest is one of those horny little browser things that looks kind of silly at first, then three minutes later you’re way too invested in whether some half-naked Pikachu cosplayer is going to stomp you or blow you a kiss. It plays like an RPG that forgot to be serious, which is good, but if you care about accessibility like I do, it also kinda forgot blind and low-vision players exist. The whole game is just walls of small bright text on bright backgrounds, no text size slider, no contrast options, no colorblind presets, nothing. I tried zooming in with Chrome and Firefox, had to keep dragging the screen around like some weird porn spreadsheet. And yeah, I know, you came here to jerk off, not to read a UI audit, but still. When Vanilla storms around the convention hunting the money thief, you get these fun, snappy lines, but if you have any reading difficulty or ADHD it turns into “click, click, where was I again.” They sped up the text speed which sounds good, until your eyes are slower than the horny dialogue and you’re chasing every line like it is Snapchat. At least the animated portraits are nice and expressive, Ivy’s smug grin is perfect when she’s basically edging you with teasing comments, but they don’t help when you can’t tell which character is speaking because the name text is tiny and there is zero voice indication.
The lewd part is funny and stupid in a good way. You’re running around this con full of cosplayers who clearly did not come for child friendly content. There’s a Meowth girl who basically flirts by bullying you, dressed in ears, tail, tight little outfit that clings like latex, and the “reward” is you humiliating her through battle and then getting this multi-stage animated scene where she goes from cocky to absolutely ruined for you. It is not subtle. Pokemon parody everywhere, bootleg mons jokes, sexy Flygon girl pinned into this “oops I fell on you” pose, Mia and Nia doing this twin act that feels like it wants to be wholesome and still ends up about you undressing them with stickers. The sticker book is basically your porn gallery, of course, but cycling characters with keyboard or screen reader? Forget it. I tried NVDA and JAWS out of habit, they both just saw a pile of unlabeled buttons and decorative images. No alt text, no focus order that makes sense, just “button, button, button” so if you play by ear it is like trying to masturbate while somebody reads you the settings menu of Microsoft Word. The new second floor is fun to explore, the whole “Vanilla might have this thief killed” plot gives her a mean streak that is kinda hot, kinda scary, but if you’re sensitive to flicker or fast motion, the quick sliding portraits in dialogue and sudden UI shifts can be a bit much and there is no toggle. Funny thing is, they clearly know how to tweak code, optimize performance, hook up animated rewards, tease you with topless alt portraits, but a simple “bigger font” button or high-contrast mode is still missing. I keep grumbling about that while also chasing every new horny cosplayer quest like a dog with a bone, which probably says more about me than about the game.
The lewd part is funny and stupid in a good way. You’re running around this con full of cosplayers who clearly did not come for child friendly content. There’s a Meowth girl who basically flirts by bullying you, dressed in ears, tail, tight little outfit that clings like latex, and the “reward” is you humiliating her through battle and then getting this multi-stage animated scene where she goes from cocky to absolutely ruined for you. It is not subtle. Pokemon parody everywhere, bootleg mons jokes, sexy Flygon girl pinned into this “oops I fell on you” pose, Mia and Nia doing this twin act that feels like it wants to be wholesome and still ends up about you undressing them with stickers. The sticker book is basically your porn gallery, of course, but cycling characters with keyboard or screen reader? Forget it. I tried NVDA and JAWS out of habit, they both just saw a pile of unlabeled buttons and decorative images. No alt text, no focus order that makes sense, just “button, button, button” so if you play by ear it is like trying to masturbate while somebody reads you the settings menu of Microsoft Word. The new second floor is fun to explore, the whole “Vanilla might have this thief killed” plot gives her a mean streak that is kinda hot, kinda scary, but if you’re sensitive to flicker or fast motion, the quick sliding portraits in dialogue and sudden UI shifts can be a bit much and there is no toggle. Funny thing is, they clearly know how to tweak code, optimize performance, hook up animated rewards, tease you with topless alt portraits, but a simple “bigger font” button or high-contrast mode is still missing. I keep grumbling about that while also chasing every new horny cosplayer quest like a dog with a bone, which probably says more about me than about the game.
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👁 69.8K
💬 1
★★★☆☆