First thing that hit me with Trick or Tease is how it feels like some horny shitpost someone made after scrolling too much Twitter in October, but then it actually kinda works. It’s literally just a tiny Halloween story: three girls in costumes, bored of normal party stuff, decide that instead of candy they want a married guy in a Batman suit. They show up on his porch, he’s trying to be this “good husband” type, they tease him, they push, and in ten minutes you go from “cute cosplay banter” to “ok that marriage is dead, rest in peace.” If you like clean, nice, pure romance, yeah this is not it. The best part for me is how quick it drops the mask. One of the girls is in this maid uniform that looks like something straight from those cheap cosplay sets on Amazon, all short skirt and useless little apron, and she uses it like a weapon. She’s flirting, bending, pressing her thighs around him, doing that “oops did I drop something” trick again and again until you’re like man, just fuck already, stop pretending this is about pumpkin decorations.

I like sad stuff, and the cheating angle here is just mean in a fun way. They keep mentioning his wife, not in a deep way, more like a running joke. “Is your wife home?” “She trusts you, right?” And Batman guy is trying to hold himself back, but you literally watch him fail in real time. The game doesn’t waste time on choices, there is no “good end” where he stays loyal. It’s all kinetic, you just click through and watch him sink deeper. At some point one of the girls climbs on his lap on that porch chair, still in costume top, tits half out, and you see his resolve just melt. They’re laughing, touching, pushing his boundaries, and he’s already too turned on to care. The animations are short but punchy: hips grinding in his lap, her maid skirt flipping up, his hands shaking while he moves her panties aside. And I swear the sound of that stupid plastic Halloween decoration in the background annoyed the shit out of me, but they keep cutting back to it like it’s watching the whole thing. I’m still mad about that crow, or raven, whatever it is.

The cosplay theme is actually kinda hot because it never goes into deep lore. The “Batman” thing is just there as a costume, not some big parody where they overdo the jokes. There’s this quick part where one girl in, I think, a succubus outfit, licks the fake bat logo on his chest and calls him “hero” in this mocking tone, and I felt bad for him and horny at the same time. He’s clearly not some giga-chad, more like a normal dude that picked the wrong house to sit in front of. The girls are the ones in control, especially the maid. She moves from teasing to straight-up riding him on the porch while the others cheer her on, and he keeps glancing at the door like he expects his wife to come out, but nobody does. The camera likes close-ups: panties sliding aside, messy kisses, cum dripping on costume fabric at the end. It’s not romantic, it’s not sweet. It’s dirty, a bit cruel, and very fast, like a quick jerk session between scrolling TikTok and opening Discord. I kinda wish it was longer, but also I like that it just hits that “oh shit he really cheated outside his own house with three Halloween sluts” beat and then cuts off. Also, there’s a pumpkin somewhere that keeps changing place between shots, and it drove me insane.

Ezio looks like the kind of idiot who installs TikTok for “research”, and somehow that’s exactly why this game works. You’re dropped into this school-life sandbox where everyone pretending to be normal, except Ezio and his sister are walking around with animal ears like it’s nothing. Well, she’s not “nothing” about it at all. Margaret is loaded with this ugly little self-hate complex, hiding her ears, her tail, her whole body language, and you can literally watch her freeze up when other students stare for half a second too long. Then you remember you’re controlling the same guy who stares at her reflection in the bathroom mirror like he’s discovered porn for the first time. He’s peeking through doors, catching her changing, jerking off afterward like it’s just part of the morning routine. The game doesn’t try to justify it with some deep lore, it just leans straight into “yeah, this dude is kinda fucked up and also horny as hell.” And it’s really funny, in a shitty, very human way, how often he tries to “help” her with her insecurities and it ends with him mentally undressing her instead.

The voyeur stuff hits fast. You’re in the house, you start learning which rooms creak, where the camera angles let you see a bit too much thigh, when she forgets to lock the bathroom door. There was one moment where I sent Ezio back to his room, opened his phone, and he starts scrolling like he’s bored, but he clearly can’t stop thinking about how her towel slipped earlier. Next thing, he’s grabbing lube from the drawer you didn’t even notice before, and the game just lets you sit there watching him masturbate to this totally ordinary memory of his own sister. No big build-up, no fanfare, just “yeah, he’s doing that now.” It almost feels worse when the scene is quiet. Then at school, you’re walking down the corridor, surrounded by normal students, normal uniforms, and your brain suddenly remembers the way Margaret’s ears twitch when she gets flustered and now every dialogue choice feels like you’re testing how far you can push her. She bends over a desk for something, and the camera lingers exactly long enough that you feel like a creep, but not long enough to click away. The big ass, the big tits, the monster-girl vibe, it’s all right there, but wrapped into this slow, teasing pacing where you start craving the next “accident” more than the actual sex scene. There is one dumb tiny thing that annoyed me: the text box spacing is just a little off, like two pixels too high or something, and my eyes kept going “what is wrong” every time a new line popped, and of course the game never cares about that at all and just keeps throwing horny brother-brain at you until you forget you were even annoyed.

This thing feels like someone took a cheap summer porn comic, left it in the sun on some random tropical island, then tried to turn it into a game after getting drunk on hotel piña coladas. You arrive at this resort where Joy runs the place, and the whole vibe is “vacation where nobody wears proper clothes and everybody pretends this is normal”. You click a bit, suddenly you’re getting a blowjob near the pool, then a handjob in the bar storage, then fucking some milf in a bungalow with the fan squeaking louder than her. That fan sound annoyed me way too much, by the way, and I still kinda hate it. The loop is simple as hell: find a girl, click to flirt, click more, now she’s on her knees or bent over a balcony with her tits bouncing while the ocean is in the background like a cheesy music video. It’s not subtle at all. But the funny part is, it doesn’t even try to be subtle, and somehow that’s kind of honest.

I’m pretty picky with soundtracks, I collect chiptune tracks and old OSTs like a hoarder, so when I open an adult game and it just has some stock tropical lounge loop, I roll my eyes. Here, the music is whatever, but because the scenes are animated, your brain kind of tunes it out. The animations are actually smoother than they deserve to be for something this braindead. You got these big tit girls in tiny resort outfits, asses that look like they were inflated in Blender, and the classic vacation palette everywhere. One minute you’re watching a milf riding you on a beach chair with sand probably going in places it should not, next minute you’re pounding her from behind in this hotel room that looks like it came from a midrange booking.com listing. I like that, actually. Porny, but not ridiculous sci fi stuff. At the same time, every girl has the same porn logic: two clicks of teasing, maybe a line like “you’re so bad, someone might see us” and then boom, she’s sucking your cock like she got paid for a full hour. Which is hot, yeah, but also, it kills any tension if you care about buildup at all. Though I say that and then still skip half the dialog to reach the anal scene on the sunbed.

There was this moment at the pool bar where I clicked through too fast, and suddenly I’m getting a sloppy blowjob under the counter while the bartender is “not noticing”. The animation loops, her head bobbing, your cum shot triggers, and I literally thought of old SNES games where sprite animations looped a bit too obviously. Except here it’s your dick. And I kinda grinned like an idiot, because it reminded me of playing old ROMs in RetroArch while listening to chip covers of eurodance tracks. Totally different genre, same brain tick. The game is stupidly straightforward, it’s basically a sex buffet: big ass, big tits, oral, vaginal, anal, some handjob foreplay if you click a different option, all dressed up in palm trees and resort uniforms. Sometimes the angles are great, like when you’re fucking a girl from behind on the balcony and the sea is framed perfectly behind her ass. Sometimes the camera goes all weird and you mostly see shoulder and hair and you’re like “move a bit, I want to see the action, not your spine.” There is no romance, no shame, no real story, just a vacation where you are the walking hard-on that everyone is apparently waiting for. And I swear there was one scene I wanted to replay and I couldn’t find it again because I forgot which area I clicked, and that annoyed me more than it should have, but then a different milf bent over a sun lounger and I kinda forgot what I was looking for.

So this game basically throws you onto some magical anime girl island after you get horny and follow some chick with a fat ass - yeah that's literally the setup and honestly? It works. Don't Toy With Me is one of those sandbox harem deals where you're surrounded by every waifu you've ever jerked off to, from Hinata's massive tits to Zero Two's perfect curves. The whole thing feels like someone's wet dream made manifest, which I guess it literally is according to the dev.

The variety is insane though - you got your shy Hinata types, your bratty Nagatoro energy, thicc One Piece girls like Robin and Nami, plus a bunch of others I recognized but can't remember the names of right now. Each girl has their own little personality quirks and the interactions feel pretty natural for what they are. Like when you're chatting with Nagatoro she's actually being a teasing bitch instead of just generic anime girl #47. The sex scenes are animated which is nice, lots of titfucks and creampies and the usual stuff you'd expect. Some of the girls look a bit young but that's anime for you I guess? The ahegao faces during climax scenes are chef's kiss though.

What bugs me is the school setting feels kinda pointless - like why am I attending classes when I could be railing Yoruichi instead? But then again maybe that's the point, building up tension before you get to the good stuff. The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is surprising since most of these games lag like hell. There's this whole mystery about how you ended up there but honestly who gives a shit when Erza Scarlett wants to fuck your brains out. The sandbox element means you can basically choose your own adventure with whoever catches your eye that day. Sometimes I wish there was more story but then Esdeath shows up and suddenly I don't care about plot anymore.

This ZZZ fan game caught me completely off guard and honestly I'm still processing what the hell I just experienced. Belle's animations are smooth as butter but there's this weird glitch where her boobs clip through her shirt during the titfuck scenes - like come on devs, basic collision detection much? The whole voyeurism angle works surprisingly well though, especially when you're watching Nicole through different camera angles while she's doing her exhibitionist thing around the city.

What really gets me is how they handled the kinetic novel format. Usually these things are just click-to-advance porn but there's actual character development here that doesn't make me want to skip everything. Vaiz starts as this cold calculating dude and gradually opens up through these "gentle coincidences" the description mentions, though honestly some of the dialogue translations feel wonky. Nicole's big ass gets plenty of screen time during the animated sequences and the 3DCG quality is decent enough that I wasn't constantly noticing rendering issues. Belle's scenes hit different when you realize she's actually enjoying the attention rather than just going through motions.

The exhibitionism mechanics let you control how public Nicole gets with her displays and watching her confidence build is genuinely hot. Though I gotta say the voyeurism parts sometimes feel more creepy than sexy depending on your headspace. Game crashed twice on me during the longer animated sequences but reloading fixed it both times. Babmu opening doors is apparently some metaphor for opening yourself to love or whatever but really I'm here for Nicole's bouncing assets and Belle's enthusiastic participation. The city setting gives nice variety for different scenarios and the "bold conversations" actually lead somewhere instead of just being filler between sex scenes. Still buggy as hell but worth dealing with the technical issues.

Everyone at this college looks normal on Instagram, but the place feels like Silent Hill decided to fuck a telenovela. You start as Lana, this “good girl” honor student who smiles too much and clearly has no idea what kind of meat grinder she is walking into. On the surface it is all lectures, clubs, cute study spots, and teachers trying to look cool with their little glasses. Underneath that, it is blackmail, corruption and people trading bodies for favors in hallways that finally make sense when you notice the security cameras tilt a little too slow. The game lets you feel her first slip. One moment she is just staying late in the library, next moment you are forced to watch through a cracked door while a classmate gives a blowjob to a teacher to raise her grade. The camera angle sits right on the spit shining on his dick, and Lana is stuck clutching the wall, thighs pressed together, horrified and turned on at same time. I kinda hated how much I liked that scene.

It is not only “watch and gasp” though. Bit by bit the game pushes Lana from voyeur to toy. A former cop runs half the campus from the shadows, turning students into little sex workers who pretend they are just helping with “private tutoring”. When he corners Lana, he does not start with full-on ***. He makes her do small things that feel forgivable. First time, he orders her to strip in an empty classroom for “security search”. Bra off, panties to the ankles, his gloved hands slipping between her legs while she tries to keep her voice quiet because there is an actual lecture going on in the next room. You get dialogue choices, but either way he has her on the desk, spanking her ass until it goes red and wet at the same time. Later, he has her giving handjobs in the back of his car to some big black gangster while he records everything on his phone. Lana cries, but she still swallows when she is told to, and that mix of humiliation and obedience is the whole drug of the story. One run I tried to keep her “pure” and it still ended with her kneeling in a bathroom stall, covered in bukkake from three guys who lock the door, with her phone buzzing in her bag because another girl is asking on Telegram where she is. The game loves that contrast: cute outfits, soft faces, then sudden anal on a cold metal desk, or a lesbian scene where the “comforting” roommate turns out to be working for the kingpin and fingers Lana until she squirts, just to capture her moans as blackmail. Sometimes you switch to other characters too, a male student who plays detective and also fucks half the cast while pretending he is helping, a mysterious watcher who enjoys the voyeurism like a Twitch mod with way too much power. Sex toys appear out of nowhere in a “psychology experiment”, a teacher uses a ruler to spread Lana’s pussy lips during “body language class”, and one of the nastiest scenes for me was in the girls’ bathroom where she is forced to pee on the floor in front of two bullies, then lick a boot clean while one of them grinds her big tits and calls her slave. The game acts like it is a mystery, and yeah, there is some plot with criminal networks, missing students and weird horror vibes in the dark corridors, but honestly the real investigation is just: how far will Lana fall, and how many creampies, gangbangs and humiliations does it take until she cannot even remember what she wanted in the first place.

Harmony Haven feels like one of those small, pretty towns in porn where everyone looks innocent and then five clicks later someone is taking a rough anal pounding behind a “family friendly” bar. You start with this couple, Kevin and Rachel by default, but you can rename them to whatever fits your fantasy. They arrive all sweet and romantic, acting like they’re going to have this peaceful new life, and in about ten minutes you’re deciding if he keeps his cock in his pants or fucks the neighbor’s curvy wife while his own girl is in the shower. The game is point and click, characters are 3D, animated nicely, and it leans a lot on slow build teasing. Rachel bending over the kitchen counter in tight yoga pants, no panties, and the camera sits there just long enough for you to imagine grabbing that big ass and pushing her face into the sink. It plays a lot with romance vs raw lust. One moment they cuddle, kiss and talk about starting fresh, next moment she’s in a tiny dress with no bra, nipples showing through, flirting with a stranger in a bar while you decide if you push her toward cheating, sharing, or keep her as “good girl” on a short leash.

What I liked is how it lets you be a bit of a control freak. You can run different paths like a collector on Steam, chasing weird achievements. One run I tried to keep them fully loyal, always choosing the romantic option, stopping other guys from touching her, making sure he turns down every blowjob offer. Still got some hot stuff: POV oral, deep kissing, lingerie scenes, her in the bathroom masturbating because you teased her too hard and then just left. Another run I went full corruption. Sent her out in a slutty cosplay outfit to a party, let the black guy with the big dick dance way too close, then made her drink more and more, and suddenly his hands are all over her tits and ass while her husband pretends he doesn’t care. There are moments where you just watch, proper voyeurism. You see her on a couch with some guy’s hand between her legs and you choose if he stops or goes inside her. Sometimes the game loves creampies a bit too much, like every second scene ends with someone filling someone, and once I actually wished for just a messy facial on her glasses, but it keeps going inside. I complained in my head and then still clicked “cum inside” every time, so I guess that’s on me.

The swinging and netorare style stuff is where it gets more intense. You can push them into “sharing” and turn their nice relationship into something messy. Husband watching his wife ride another man’s cock, her moaning louder than she ever did with him, that kind of hit. There is one balcony scene where she goes out in just an open shirt and panties, and you can tell her to flash her tits to a neighbor or pull the shirt wider so everyone gets a show. Exhibitionism is everywhere, from stripping in front of mirrors to being half naked in places where people might walk in. The BDSM and domination angle is there too, but more on the soft side at first. Spanking over the knee while she cries out, groping those big tits until she whimpers, hand around her throat while you slam into her pussy, stuff like that. You can turn Rachel into a pretty dirty little slut if you want: anal training, footjobs, making her suck cock after being used, then kiss her husband with the taste still in her mouth. At one point I accidentally clicked something that made her cheat when I wanted to avoid that, and just sat staring at the screen for a second like “ok, fine, we go this way now.” The game doesn’t hold your hand, it just lets your choices twist their relationship into something sweet, filthy, or completely fucked, and half the time I’m not even sure which path I like more.

Princess Auriane is a mess, in the best possible way. She’s crowned, horny, and way too curious about what happens when you mix royal duty with raw, fucked-up power games. The game throws you right into her new rule, and the kingdom is basically an excuse for people to scheme, seduce, and break each other in very pretty, very dirty ways. One moment you’re sitting in a council scene, pretending to care about taxes and border fights, and five clicks later you’re watching an elf noble on his knees, tongue out, while Auriane holds his hair and decides if he gets mercy or just more humiliation. The swing between “noble fantasy politics” and “I’m going to use your mouth until you can’t talk” is wild, and honestly that’s what kept me clicking. It feels like someone asked “what if Crusader Kings had less spreadsheets and more deepthroat” and then kind of committed.

What I like a lot is that you’re not just a puppet queen getting tossed around. Sometimes you are the one doing the corruption, pushing a “pure” elf girl to lick your boots, or letting some scary priestess collar you and teach you what obedience really means. Dominant Auriane is hot, cruel in that smug elven way, like she knows everyone wants her and she’s tired of pretending to be nice. But submit Auriane a bit and the story turns nasty in a different flavor, with her being forced to smile in court after being used like a toy in the temple, cum still metaphorically dripping off her pride. The game doesn’t pull away when it gets heavy. When a scene promises “she’ll pay for this insult”, yeah, someone ends up gagging on cock or grinding on a thigh until she cries, not just getting a slap on the wrist. Oral stuff shows up a lot, by the way. People talk about oaths, loyalty, sacred rituals, then five text boxes later, that “ritual” is two elves on their knees, mouths full, trying to outdo each other for a pat on the head or a chance at power. It feels very on brand for a sleazy fantasy court: everyone pretending this is about honor while literally choking on it.

There’s this whole management layer that is honestly more fun than I expected for a porn game. You’re not juggling a big spreadsheet or anything, but choices in how you treat factions slowly twist the tone of the whole kingdom. Feed the harsher side and your realm starts feeling like a fetish state, full of collars, public punishment and nobles who smile way too much when someone gets dragged to the dungeon. Encourage indulgence and you get this decadent vibe where “court entertainment” basically means watching who gets fucked in front of whom. You notice characters changing, too. A shy attendant you keep around can slide from nervous little assistant into ruthless bitch if you let her taste power, and yeah, that also shows in bed scenes where suddenly she’s the one sitting on someone’s face, using them like furniture. The corruption arcs feel personal, like the story is poking you: “You did this. You made her like that.” Even when scenes repeat, the context shifts, so the same kind of blowjob or forced kneel feels different when it’s part of a bigger fall from grace. It’s not perfect, some transitions are clunky and sometimes the pacing just drops like the writer went to grab coffee mid-event, but when it hits, it really scratches that mix of strategy brain and degenerate brain. I kept telling myself “just one more choice, I want to see how bad this path gets” and then Auriane is in the throne room, smiling calmly while someone licks her feet in front of the court, and you realize the kingdom is basically a mirror of your worst tastes.

The game drops you in that weird, heavy silence you get in a house where everybody pretends to be normal and nobody actually is. New place, new walls, same messed up family energy. You play the guy in the middle of it, the only male in a house full of women who are technically off-limits and emotionally way too close already. It has that slow-burn “this is wrong, I want it anyway” feeling from the first click, and it leans hard into that. You’re making coffee in the kitchen, brushing past her huge ass “by accident”, staring a little too long when she bends over the washing machine, that sort of thing. Very grounded stuff. No magic potions, no crazy sci-fi, just a horny dude, tense history, thin doors and bad decisions stacked on top of each other.

What surprised me most is how the erotic moments creep up. You’re just clicking through a simple point & click morning routine, and suddenly the mood flips because she laughs a bit too softly at your joke, or she touches your shoulder and holds it a second longer. That’s when the VA work really matters for me, and here it’s… uneven in a kind of charming way. Some of the moans sound like the actor is genuinely trying not to wake someone in the next room, which fits the incest tension way too well. During a rough anal scene, there’s this little inhale, half pain half pleasure, that absolutely sells it. Then two clicks later she’s repeating the same “oh yeah” line so often I started hearing it in my head while scrolling TikTok. I still liked it. I also hated it. Both are true. The Indian milf character stole the show for me. Her accent isn’t overdone, just a soft lilt when she says your name or whispers in your ear during a handjob. In the titfuck scene she lets out this breathy laugh, and it sounds a bit like the mic peaked on Discord, but that imperfection makes it hotter. Feels like something you’d hear through thin walls, not a polished studio performance. Sex variety is wild too: slow, sloppy blowjob in the dim hallway when everyone “should be sleeping”, harem-ish setups where they pretend everything is fine while you’re clearly fucking your way through the house, spanking that starts “playful” and turns real, creampies where the actress actually changes tone when she feels you finish, like she’s genuinely surprised. Sometimes the masturbation scenes drag, like the actress ran out of ideas and just kept looping wet sounds, but then you hit a vaginal scene with soft kissing and whispering romance lines and suddenly it’s tender as hell again, and you feel bad for going for the quick anal route last time. I kept thinking “ok, I’m just here for the porn”, and then a line hits about how long they’ve been trying to bury these feelings and I pause for a second before clicking her clothes off anyway.