Love makes people stupid here, in a good and very trashy way. The game throws you straight into a guy who is so obsessed and so ready to humiliate himself for affection that it almost feels sad, then five seconds later you are staring at a girl slowly pulling her panties down in her room, thinking, yeah ok I get it. It is not subtle. The story just keeps pushing this idea that he will do anything, swallow his pride, let himself be used, just to get closer to these women who clearly know how to play with him. And the camera is like a creep with a VIP pass, always hiding behind half-open doors or fake “accidental” angles while you watch them undress, shower, touch themselves and act like nobody is looking. Of course someone is looking. You. That is the whole point.

What surprised me a bit is how slow it starts, but not boring slow, more like teasing slow. There is this scene where the main girl is lying on the couch on her phone, tight shorts halfway eaten by her ass, and the protagonist is pretending to talk about something serious, but the camera is practically counting every curve of her cheeks. She stretches, her shirt rides up, those heavy tits bounce just a little, and you can almost hear his brain shutting down. Nothing “big” happens there, no sex, no kissing, just this lazy, cruel teasing where she knows exactly what she is doing. I actually paused the game and opened Telegram to complain to a friend out of habit, then realized I have no friend who would get why that stupid couch scene turned me on more than the later blowjob. And yeah, the blowjob itself is there too, with spit, tongue, that wet sound that you pretend you hate but you don’t. She holds eye contact, he tries to keep some dignity and fails, and you just watch like the little pervert the game assumes you are. Then she smiles after, wipes her lips with the back of her hand and acts like it was no big deal, and something about that casual attitude makes it more dirty than full-on porn.

Sex scenes hit hard, even when they are kind of predictable. There is basic stuff, dick inside, moaning, creampie, nothing crazy or fetish zoo. But the way they build into it feels personal. You watch her playing with herself first, rubbing slow, pressing her thighs together because she “can’t wait for him”, but also makes him wait. The guy is peeking from the door, breathing heavy, and you keep thinking: if she turns, if she sees him, is it game over or game start. When the actual fucking comes, they like putting the camera under the body, so you see her big tits swing in his face, or her ass pounding into his hips while he grips tight like he is scared to let go. It is pretty raw. There is one scene where he finally gets to cum inside, after all this begging and favors and emotional blackmail, and you can feel this mix of victory and “oh shit what did I just do”. She squeezes him, keeps him inside while it leaks out, and acts almost tender for two lines, then goes back to her playful bully mood. I wish the story stayed a bit more pure, less “I will debase myself for any pair of boobs that smiles at me”, but I still kept clicking, telling myself I am here for romance, while watching her ride him with her tongue out like some horny demon. So yeah, if you like quiet moments where you watch a girl slowly pull her top over her head and her big tits just drop free, then ten minutes later she is bouncing on his lap and moaning in his ear about how full she feels, this thing sort of gets it.

Guy is basically the type who thinks with his dick first and his heart second, and the game never really pretends otherwise. You follow this one male lead who keeps telling himself he’s doing everything “for love”, but half of what he does looks more like “for the chance to stare at her tits a little longer”. Which, to be fair, the game rewards constantly. The camera is obsessed with curves. Not just big boobs, but that slow pan along the side of a breast when she’s leaning over the sink, or the way her ass jiggles a bit when she’s pretending she doesn’t notice you staring through the half open door. Sometimes it feels like the dev is less interested in plot and more in catching that one perfect angle of her bending to pick something up. And honestly? It kind of works. Not always. But mostly. It calls itself a kinetic thing, and it really means it. No real choices, you just ride through his story while he slips deeper into this harem mess. One moment he’s shy about jerking off to the girl in the shower through a fogged glass partition, next moment he’s balls deep in her, swearing he’ll “take responsibility” while her legs lock around his waist. Emotional growth, apparently.

Story keeps pretending it’s about sacrifice and loyalty and doing “anything for love”, but then five minutes later he’s got his cock in another girl’s mouth and you realize, ok, this is actually about how far you can stretch the word love until it just means “I wanna fuck all of you and somehow keep you all happy”. The voyeur stuff is all over. There’s this repeated bit where he walks past a bedroom and lingers way too long in the doorframe, watching her touch herself, fingers sliding between her thighs while she quietly whimpers his name, even though she thinks he can’t hear it. That scene loops in your head after. Not because it’s complex writing or something, but because the sound of her wet fingers, that little slick rhythm, is timed too perfectly with the way her hips lift. Later on, when he finally goes down on her, you recognize the same angle from the earlier spying scene, only now his tongue is in the shot instead of her hand. Little visual echo like in manga when a panel composition repeats on purpose. Sometimes the faces look a bit stiff at weird angles, especially side profiles during oral, like their cheeks forget how muscles work. It bothered me for two seconds and then she swallowed his load, opened her mouth to show the leftovers, and my brain stopped complaining.

Sex acts ramp, but not in a straight line. One girl gets teased forever. Long sequences of him grazing her nipple over her shirt, pulling his hand away right before she begs, then casually pressing his hard-on against her ass in the kitchen while pretending he just needs to squeeze past. Another girl basically goes from flirty hugs to creampie in the same evening, on a couch that looks way too small for the giant tits she’s carrying. Penetration shots like to linger. You see the head push in, her walls stretching, her toes curling. There’s this one vaginal scene where her legs are over his shoulders and the camera sits almost behind her, so you mainly see the curve of her ass and his cock thrusting in from below. It’s oddly intimate and kind of clinical at the same time, like an anatomy study made by a horny med student. And because everything is on rails, you can’t “fail” anything, you just watch as more girls get pulled into his orbit, each with their own way of moaning his name when he finally fills them. The harem aspect is less about drama and more about “how many different pairs of big tits can we line up around this one idiot’s life,” which is strangely honest. Not elegant, not trying to be art. Just a straight shot of voyeur fantasy where you never really have to be a good person, only good at making them come.

Teddy’s story here starts like some cheap sci‑fi porn fanfic that someone wrote half drunk, but it kinda works. You’re trapped in this virtual world thing, watching this orphan kid who got adopted by Sofia and Bob, and very fast it stops feeling like “oh poor boy” and turns into “ok this dude is going to fuck his way through every problem”. The game plays out like a visual novel that really, really likes MILFs and slow burn corruption. Not the subtle, artsy kind. More like Sofia leaning over in a low top, pretending she’s just being caring, while her tits are basically their own characters, and Teddy trying not to stare but the dialogue choices are like: “stare more”, “stare a lot more”, “pretend you’re not staring but still stare”. You click, things move, stuff jiggles, and suddenly you’re not caring about the mystery group that captured you at all.

Sex is not instant, which pissed off some guys in the poll I did, but a lot of us kinda enjoyed the teasing. You get that static VN framing, but then scenes flip into these short animated loops that kick in during stripping or blowjob stuff, and it actually gives some weight to the build up. When Sofia unbuttons her blouse the first time, it’s not just a CG swap, she does this slow, half‑guilty undress animation, turning away like she knows it’s wrong but also likes the attention from Teddy. That bit felt pretty hot. Same with the big ass shots when she bends over the couch, pretending to clean. There’s this “I know what I’m doing, but I’ll act innocent” vibe, classic corruption fantasy, and the writing tries to keep that weird line where everyone lies to themselves while you push them deeper into sex. Scenes can cut from kind of wholesome to “ok, now she’s on her knees giving a sloppy blowjob” in like three clicks, which sounds harsh but somehow fits the tone the dev is going for.

I had some small annoyances too. Text pacing jumps around. One scene Sofia is all shy and “oh Teddy, that’s not appropriate”, and then in the next event she’s grinding on him like she’s been a closet nympho for years, no big emotional bridge in between. Also, the virtual world premise with the shady organization in the background is cool on paper, but it sometimes just vanishes while you’re busy watching boobs bounce. Then it suddenly pops back up like “oh yeah, experiment number whatever”, and you’re like, alright, sure, I guess we still care about that. Some choices also pretend to be deep but are just flavor: pick line A or line B, you still end up with Sofia stripping on the bed, tits unleashed, legs spreading, same animation at the end. Still, there was one moment that stuck with me: Teddy sitting on the bed, Sofia next to him, the room quiet, her hand “accidentally” on his thigh. There’s a pause in the text, nothing moves, and you can almost feel that point where she stops being his safe adoptive mom and turns into the woman he’s going to fuck. That little shift, right before the clothes drop, is where the game actually hits its best kink.

Naruto: Trials of Menma throws you into this weird, horny side corner of Konoha where everything feels familiar and wrong at the same time. You’re Menma, like Naruto’s shadow version, not just a reskin, more like the dev’s excuse to mess with the cast without ruining canon too hard. It’s a visual novel with 3dcg scenes that look way better than I expected from a browser game, especially when the camera gets too close to Sakura’s chest or Hinata’s shy face turning bright red. The story pretends to care about shinobi politics and secrets in the Leaf, but honestly the real “hidden truths” are like: who’s secretly dripping for Menma, and how far can you push them with a mix of teasing, groping, and that slow corrupting vibe. One moment you’re in a semi-serious talk about missions with Naruto Uzumaki, next moment you’re alone with Sakura in some hallway, pressing her up against the wall, her pretending she hates it while her thighs twitch. The game loves that line where the girls act offended and still don’t pull away.

The way each girl is handled feels different. Sakura Haruno is all attitude and fake resistance, snapping at you, calling you an idiot, then freezing up when your hand stays on her ass one second too long. I had one scene with her in the hospital where she’s “checking your injuries” and the camera is definitely not focused on the bandages. You can push, grope her a little too obviously, and the animation sells it when her body leans into your touch for just half a breath. Hinata Hyuga is like soft porn weaponized. She can’t make eye contact, fidgets with her fingers, the classic shy girl thing, but the game lets you be cruelly patient with her. There’s a training ground scene where she trips, lands basically in your lap, and instead of jumping away she just sort of trembles while you slide your hand up her thigh. The teasing there is slow, almost painful, like you’re drawing circles on her skin and she’s waiting for you to go higher, but she can’t ask. In contrast, Ino is more predatory and it’s hot as hell even when it makes no sense. She leans on you, smirks, calls you “Menma-kun” like she already decided you’re her toy, then somehow she’s the one getting pinned and groped, pretending she let you win. That flip happens too fast, but her smug face melting into something needy hits just right.

What surprised me is how being a male protagonist that isn’t Naruto changes the whole mood. You’re not the goofy hero, more like this darker mirror walking through Naruto Shippuden vibes but twisted. Talk to Naruto himself and you almost forget it’s an adult game, then ten minutes later you’re sneaking around Konoha, hunting for a moment alone with Hinata while she’s technically still “his” crush. It feels deliciously wrong, like cheating in a story that never belonged to you. The animated bits are short but they focus on exactly what you want: a hand sliding under Sakura’s skirt, Hinata flinching as fingers graze her panties, Ino pressing your hand tighter on her own chest instead of pushing it away. Sometimes the pacing is a bit off, like you jump from mild flirting to full-on groping in the same dialogue chain, and I honestly got annoyed by one line that kept repeating in different scenes, like the writer forgot they used it already, but then Hinata’s tits bounce in that shy breathing animation and my brain just forgives it. It’s not subtle, not perfect, and the tone jumps from dark, almost villain-like stuff to goofy parody, then straight into horny grinding in a blink. Somehow that messy energy fits Menma’s whole thing. You’re walking around in Naruto’s world, but all your choices smell like lust and bad intentions, and every girl you meet ends up as another canvas for your hands and your dick, whether it takes gentle teasing or rough groping to get there.

ALT CTRL DEL feels like someone mashed a filthy family sitcom with a sci fi VN, spilled lust on the keyboard, then just pressed “confirm” anyway. You’ve got this genius dad who is smart in the lab, dumb as fuck at home, and he basically rips open the multiverse because he can’t handle a normal midlife crisis. Instead of buying a car, he yeets his whole family into alternate timelines. And yeah, that family is 100% the focus: cold and needy wife who clearly hasn’t been fucked right in years, cocky sports son, brainy daughter who’s way too sharp for her own safety, and the usual “trying to hold everything together but also kinda broken” father figure. The game plays a lot with those roles, then twists them, bends them, corrupts them, sometimes in ways that are hot, sometimes in ways that feel like “oh shit I should not be into this” and then you click the horny option anyway. One moment you’re laughing at a stupid dialogue choice, next moment you’re peeking at your own screen like some teenager hiding porn behind Excel.

The multiverse gimmick isn’t just some lazy excuse, it really lets the writer go wild. In one universe, the mom comes back from jogging and gets “accidentally” seen in the shower and that turns into this slow, sticky sexual tension with the son that keeps building across scenes. In another, you’re watching the daughter do this fake innocent livestream in her room, and the game hands you these little voyeur choices that feel way too real, like scrolling a horny TikTok clone in private mode. There is a run where the sister flips from snarky and annoyed into this exhibitionist disaster, teasing in public places, daring you to look longer, and the father just keeps pretending he doesn’t see anything, until he totally does. The corruption part creeps in so softly that you suddenly realize the “normal” family from the intro is already gone and everyone is way more touchy, way more explicit, and strangely okay with it. Humor helps a lot. The dev knows exactly what kind of sick crowd is here and throws in little inside jokes about other games, “dilf routes”, “milf enjoyers”, that kind of stuff. I actually laughed out loud when one universe just turns into almost a parody of those serious romance VNs, only for the next scene to smash into a ridiculously horny family dinner where nobody is really talking about the food.

I played it on mobile in bed using Firefox, and it works honestly better than I expected. The 3D renders look good enough to stare at for too long, with some really nice body language on the mom and the daughter especially, even if sometimes the faces feel a bit too plastic in certain angles. There was this one scene on a balcony where the sister is basically flashing you over the city lights and it stuck in my head for the rest of the day, because the pose and camera just clicked. At the same time, some of the early “serious scientist” dialogue is kind of cringe and I kept skipping lines, and once I noticed a typo in a super hot scene and it annoyed me way more than it should, like my brain refused to cum until that apostrophe was fixed. Choices matter just enough to make you replay a bit, like picking to support the son or cockblock him, or deciding if the father gives in to temptation or keeps pretending he has morals, but it doesn’t drown you in complex stats or any of that grindy crap. There is romance, actual soft romance, that sometimes lands beautifully, and then other times the game jumps straight from sweet moment into full-on taboo pounding without even taking a breath. I liked that. Or maybe I didn’t. Depends which save I load. Anyway, it’s messy, horny, a bit fucked up in the head, and somehow that fits the whole “infinite worlds, infinite wrong choices” thing way too well.

You wake up on this fucked up alien rock with nothing in your head except a headache and a dick that apparently has more rights than you do. No tutorial, no friendly AI, no star-map, just you in some half torn prison jumpsuit and a sky that looks like somebody crossbred a nebula with a fever dream. The place is quiet in that way where you know something is watching you, and that something probably has claws and tits bigger than your torso. People in philosophy like to ask “what is a person?” but this game mostly asks “what if every creature that meets you wants to own your body, and sometimes worship it, and sometimes milk it until you literally can’t stand?”

The first alien girl you meet looks half priestess, half hentai search history. Four eyes, soft voice, curves that ignore gravity, and hands that are a bit too interested in human anatomy. She treats you like a rare animal, a relic. Before you even know your own name she already knows the shape of your cock. There is a scene where she studies you like you are some holy artifact, then casually starts stroking you off as “data collection”. It’s not romantic at all and somehow still erotic as hell. You can argue about consent here and yeah, as an ethicist my brain started doing the full moral alarm dance. But my dick voted differently. Funnily, the game just lets you sit in that tension. You are turned on, you are not fully safe, and those soft alien hands keep going, dripping lube, making you groan while she comments on your endurance like it is a lab report.

Later you end up in this underground den where the creatures are less “priestess” and more “monster girl with way too many teeth, thighs like tree trunks, and a tongue that remembers exactly where your weak spots are.” One of them yanks you onto a stone seat, climbs into your lap, those huge tits in your face, and for a moment you actually forget you were shipped here as a convict. She jerks you with one hand, uses her tail for extra grip, and every time you try to talk about freedom or justice she shuts you up with a sloppy kiss and then slides down to give the kind of messy alien blowjob that would get an entire subreddit banned. There is a tiny UI pop-up asking if you want to “resist” and I laughed, because yeah, sure, I am definitely going to click the option that cancels the view of those lips stretched around me, drool and cum mixing, her throat humming with some strange purr while your legs shake. Philosophically, the game is a disaster. As porn? It knows exactly what it is doing and does not apologize for even a second.

Campus during the day looks normal in this game, almost boring. Bunch of stressed students, coffee smell, lectures, cheap posters on the walls. But the whole thing is built like a calm mask over something really fucked up, and that part is what hooked me. You play this last year psych student, quiet guy, polite face, the type who always has notes in order and never raises his voice. But inside his head it’s just cold calculation. He watches people like lab rats. Friends, classmates, even his own family at home. He listens, gives them emotional support, nods like he really cares… while he is testing how far he can push them, twist them, get them to show the dirtiest parts of themselves. Half the time I forgot it’s supposed to be “romance” because it feels more like you are running social experiments in a horny asylum where nobody knows they are patients.

The voyeur stuff is not subtle. You are always checking who is alone in the shower, who left their door half open, who cries in the bathroom between classes. There is this one scene where your “sister” comes home late, pissed off and drunk, yelling about some asshole guy. You just sit there on the couch, acting like the caring brother, and the game lets you choose if you comfort her like normal, or if you start to lean in, touching her thigh a bit too long, asking very quiet questions about what he did to her. She is half broken, half horny from the drama, and the camera just crawls over her body slowly while she breathes all heavy, deciding if she wants to push you away or let you go further. It feels wrong in a hot way, because you know you are using her pain like a toy. That mix of guilt and arousal, the game is really good with that. And then sometimes it just throws a grinding fetch quest at you out of nowhere, like “go get 5 books from the library or you can’t continue this fucked up emotional incest situation”, which killed the mood so hard I alt-tabbed to check Telegram for no reason.

The sandbox part is weirdly relaxing. You wander around campus, talk to people, choose dialogues, peek at them behind doors, collect little mental notes on who is weak where. One girl freaks out if you talk about her parents, another melts the second someone praises her grades, another one clearly wants to be controlled and treated like a pet. The MC keeps all this in his head, and slowly you unlock more unhinged routes, where “comforting” turns into choking, comforting turns into fucking on a classroom desk after hours, comforting your relative turns into you making her call you something that definitely is not “bro” anymore. There is no bright line where it switches from sweet to abusive, it just slides there, and that makes the sex scenes feel extra dirty. Sometimes the pacing is awful, scenes end just when it gets spicy and you are pushed back to roaming around, but anyway. When the game lets you fully lean into the manipulative bastard role, using all that psychology crap to pull panties down and minds apart, it hits this rare mix of horny and cruel that most other porn games only pretend to have. And the worst part is, the more you break them, the more they cling to you like you are saving them. That shit stayed in my head way longer than the last cumshot.

Coming back to that shitty little hometown feels weird as hell here. The game drops you right in the middle of it with this guy who has that “I studied abroad and now I’m emotionally fucked” vibe, and everyone kind of knows it even when they pretend they don’t. It is not some epic fantasy, it is boring streets, ugly apartments, cheap phone screens, local bar with bad music. And for me that is where the sex actually hits harder. You’re not a hero, you’re just a horny idiot who said the wrong thing to the wrong girl three years ago and now she looks at you like she wants to slap you and ride you at the same time. There is this one scene where you run into an old classmate, she acts cold as ice at first, and then your dialog choice decides if she keeps that distance or if she starts teasing you about “how much you changed.” I picked the more honest, almost pathetic line, and suddenly her legs are a bit closer to my knee, she’s talking softer, playing with her top. Not porn logic, more like that slow, tense shit that happens in someone’s car behind a supermarket. And then, obviously, it goes full porn anyway, because we are all degenerates here.

What I really liked is that the game pretends to be about “rebuilding your life” but what it actually makes you do is weaponize flirting. Every choice feels a tiny bit loaded, like you are writing your own shameful diary. Answer a text too late, joke in a more cruel way than you meant, try to be a “nice guy” and you might end up completely blueballed while some side character clearly wants you and you keep missing it. At some point I stopped trying to be optimal and just thought “what would my depressed, half-broken self say” and suddenly scenes opened up that felt almost too real. Like you’re lying on a bed, still half dressed, with this girl from your past, and she is talking about why she stays in town while her hand keeps drifting lower. The sex itself is raw, not super artistic, and I kind of love and hate that. Bodies press together, clothes bunch up awkwardly, you get that messy grinding before anyone is naked, you can almost smell the cheap perfume and sweat. One route I picked, she kept edging me, almost mocking me with her fingers while asking about my plans for the future. Philosophy major inside my brain was screaming, because the game basically turns desire into this moral exam. Do you push her, do you back off, do you joke, do you beg. And yeah, I begged, and the scene turned absolutely filthy in a way that felt painfully earned, not just handed out like a cheap Pornhub clip.

The city around all this is like a nervous system of lust and fear that never fully shows itself. People talk about trouble, gangs, shit that might explode later, but it stays mostly in the corners while you make choices that are way more intimate than any gunfight. Sometimes you are just at a shitty cafe with some new girl, and the conversation is half about politics, half about whether she will let your hand stay on her thigh. I opened Twitter mid-play once, then came back and picked the wrong line, and she shut down completely, and I sat there annoyed like it was a real person ghosting me. That is when I realized the game got me. It is not “sexy visual novel with branching paths,” it is more like a horny anxiety simulator where every answer might lead to either a slow, aching kiss or a cold “I should go.” And when it does click, when a character finally leans in and the teasing breaks into full-on fucking, it almost feels like you passed some exam in being vulnerable and dirty at the same time. Honestly, the pacing sometimes drags, some conversations feel like they try too hard to be serious, and I kind of wanted one stupid bimbo that just wants cock with zero backstory, but I also know that would break the whole mood. This game is about how you talk yourself into bed, or out of it, and how that says something really uncomfortable about who you are when nobody is watching. Or everyone is watching. Depends how you play.

Unemployed brainiac suddenly realizing that straight A’s don’t pay rent is honestly the most accurate thing I’ve seen in a porn game in a while. You go from “future CEO” to “professional dick on camera” in like two clicks, and the game just shrugs and goes, yeah, that tracks. You’re this guy who thought life was gonna hand him a corner office and instead he’s negotiating payment per scene while staring at a girl whose ass could probably take up a LinkedIn banner. And the story doesn’t even pretend to be deep; it just throws you into this porn industry ladder where every “promotion” is basically more girls, more holes, more cameras, more chaos. One minute you’re doing your awkward first shoot with a nervous virgin who keeps glancing at the lens like it’s judging her, next minute you’re already arranging a mini harem schedule so nobody gets mad they didn’t get enough of your dick on a Tuesday. It’s all centered on you, the male lead, and it leans hard into that power fantasy vibe: you decide who to fuck, how rough, where the cum goes, when to stop, or not stop at all. Except you never actually stop. Obviously.

What hits first is the bodies. This dev clearly hates small proportions. Every girl looks like gravity gave up. Giant tits, thick asses, that “this cannot be good for the spine but I’m not complaining” kind of shape. The 3D look makes it feel like you’re staring at a very expensive porn shoot that forgot what clothes are. Animations are there, and when they loop right, they’re filthy in a good way: deep strokes, wet sounds, actual rhythm, her tits bouncing while you fuck her from behind and the camera angle is set purely for maximum ass worship. Then sometimes an animation will glitch slightly or feel just a bit too fast and your brain goes, ok, that’s not how thrusting works, my dude, but you’re already clicking the next angle so whatever. The voyeur angle is fun too; you get those scenes where you’re not just fucking them, you’re watching them through a lens or a window, zooming in on a girl playing with herself before you walk in and suddenly you’re in control again, pushing her down and sliding in raw while she tries to remember she’s on camera. The dom side is strong but not overthought: you pull hair, you grab throats, you tell them to open wider, hold that pose, take it all, and the game just rolls with it like, yup, that’s your job now. And it is a job, weirdly. You’re grinding your way through scenes, talking to girls, building that porn-star rep so more stacked girls suddenly “want to work with you” which, surprise, means they end up on their knees or on your lap or bent over some random surface.

If you wanna get the most out of it, don’t just spam-click through the dialogue like you’re checking WhatsApp. Some of the fun is in setting up the mood before you slam into them. Teasing a shy girl who’s never done vaginal on camera before, then deciding whether you go gentle first or just push past that and make her ride you until her mascara is wrecked, that’s where the porn actually feels like you’re directing it, not just watching. Pay attention to camera angles when you’re mid-thrust; swap views during the scene and you’ll catch little details like the way her ass jiggles when you go deeper, or how her expression changes when you go from slow strokes to full-on pounding. Build a small “favorite girls” rotation instead of trying to bang every new character once; the repeat scenes hit different when it feels like it’s your personal harem coming back for another round, lined up with their big tits out, waiting for you to pick who gets filled today. And if one tiny UI thing annoys you, like a button that’s one pixel off where your mouse expects it to be, yeah, you’ll notice it every single time and mentally curse it while still booting another scene, because let’s be real, you came here to watch your character fuck his way up the porn food chain, not to win a UX design award.

Strange Nights feels like someone grabbed Life is Strange, spilled horny fanfic all over it, then decided “yeah, this is fine” and kept going. You play as Mark Jefferson, the photography teacher, but here he’s not just that creepy guy in the background. He’s the main bastard. You get these weird powers that let you mess with time, memories, choices, all that, and the game leans fully into the fantasy of a teacher with too much control over his students. It’s not subtle. One minute you’re grading photos, the next you’re rewinding a scene because you picked the wrong line that would have pushed a shy student a little deeper into your orbit. There’s this one moment in class where you casually compliment a girl’s shot, then rewind, insult it, then rewind again and choose the “neutral but suggestive” answer, just to see which timeline makes her more flustered later when she’s on her knees in your office. That’s the kind of sick little loop the game wants you to play with every choice.

The tone really hits that “fake respectable teacher, actual predator” vibe. You walk around the school acting professional, checking your phone like you’re bored, but every dialogue option is a fork into something darker: do you slowly corrupt the top student until she begs to be your good girl, or do you push the tough lesbian who hates you into a twisted dom role where she ends up riding your face while you pretend you’re the one in charge? The game loves flipping roles like that. Sometimes Mark is clearly the one pulling strings, using his power to make a girl forget she said no, or to rewind that moment where she slapped him for touching her thigh, just to pick the “right” path that leads to her swallowing his cum like it was inevitable. Other times, you think you are manipulating her, and suddenly you find yourself tied to a chair in the darkroom, hands bound, camera flash popping while a student uses a crop on your chest and sits on your cock like it belongs to her. I had Spotify low in the background and it actually synced pretty well with one scene in the dorm hallway, where you’re pushing this nervous student into choosing between licking your cock or getting her ass fingered first. I swear the beat dropped right when she opened her mouth. Totally not planned, but it felt like some cursed DJ mix.

Sex-wise the game doesn’t pretend to be romantic. Blowjobs are sloppy and transactional, like “you want that higher grade, don’t you?” while she gags around you and tries to keep eye contact. There’s a great scene in the classroom after hours where you use your power to freeze a moment, walk behind a girl at her desk, pull her panties aside, and push in slowly while time crawls forward again, so she feels you at the same instant the world unpauses and she moans way too loud for an empty room. Handjobs show up a lot too, usually as a teasing step, like the dom student stroking you painfully slow and denying you, calling you “sir” in that mocking way while she talks about how she used to respect you. Anal hits harder when it comes after a long string of corruption choices, like when that straight A girl who was all about “boundaries” is now bent over your desk, taking you in her ass while crying and thanking you for “guiding” her. There’s mind control woven into this, not super sci-fi, more like you nudge their thoughts so the line between their will and your pressure gets blurry as hell. And yeah, lesbian scenes are there too, sometimes soft and experimental between students, other times you basically stage them as your private porn, rewinding until you get the perfect angle of one student buried between another girl’s thighs while you jerk off quietly in the shadows. The whole thing feels wrong in exactly the way it wants to, like a corrupted save file of Life is Strange someone found on a very dirty hard drive.