This one feels like someone turned a messy tarot spread into a porn story and forgot to clean anything up, in a good way. You start as this pretty normal guy, very “Two of Cups upright” energy, all cute couple selfies and comfy routine, and then the game just starts pulling cards that should never appear in the same reading unless the client is about to blow up their whole life. First hint is small: a flirty comment at a bar, a look that stays one second too long. Nothing wild. Then suddenly you’re staring at a Lovers reversed, Devil upright combo in human form, watching your girl enjoy attention from someone else while you pretend you’re not jealous and your dick is already answering for you. The story doesn’t really ask you if you’re ok with it. It just… slides from innocent “oh we’re just curious” to “holy shit my girlfriend is on her knees in front of another guy and I’m still here.” And the worst part is it feels believable, like when you scroll Twitter too much and start thinking “open relationship” just means extra content.

The game is kinetic, so no fake “choices” to save you. You just ride the spread the writer laid out: Fool stepping off the cliff, then Sun shining on her bare tits at a house party, then Tower when you realize she enjoys being looked at way more than you were ready for. There’s this one scene at a club where she’s wearing this tight dress, barely covering anything, and you get that combo of pride and stomach knot. She leans on some older guy, laughs in his ear, her hand slides a little too low. You’re not even touching her in that moment. You’re standing there like an extra in your own relationship. The CGs hit that exact humiliation/corruption spot. Not hardcore like some NTR nukes, but more insidious, like a slow poison. Oral in the car with someone else driving, her moaning but you’re the one looking away, pretending your chest isn’t hurting. And then vaginal scenes where you know exactly whose cum is dripping out of her and the MC is trying to act like this is “growth”. By the way, the text uses “open relationship” way too often in one stretch and it annoyed me so much I actually minimized the tab and started scrolling Reddit on my phone. Never really got over that, either. It’s such a small thing but it kept poking my brain.

What I like is how the cards in my head kept flipping every CG. One image feels like Star: she’s glowing, happy, free, tits out on a balcony with neighbors probably watching, and you think “ok, maybe this is hot, maybe I can handle it.” Next scene hits like a 7 of Swords, sneaky and shitty, where she’s texting someone and her smile is different from the one she gives you. The corruption doesn’t scream at you, it just keeps tilting the energy until cheating and swinging feel like the same word said in different tones. There’s a mouth-filling, spit-dripping blowjob shot that honestly gave me Hermit vibes, because the MC looks so alone while watching, even with three people in the room. And then, out of nowhere, you get this soft, almost tender sex scene between the two of you, like the cards reset to Temperance, and you start hoping maybe this will balance out. It doesn’t. The exhibition stuff ramps up, the netorare angle quietly tightens the rope around your neck, and before you realize it, you’re basically reading the story of your own cuck energy you swore you didn’t have. Oh, and for some reason the UI sound when you skip text feels like a cheap mobile notification from WhatsApp, it drove me crazy every single time, and the game never lets you assign a different click noise. I’m still mad about that.

Game starts like some sweet high school romance story, all soft colors and cute uniforms, and then five minutes later you’re already thinking “yeah ok, this is going to end with her getting filled by half the class while he watches”. You play as the guy, obviously, and your girl is that insanely kind of perfect type that in real life would have ten dudes orbiting her phone at all times. The sandbox structure is pretty loose: you drag your horny brain around the school, home, streets, random after-class spots, poking at events, checking who is checking her out, trying to push things a bit further each day without crashing everything in one go. It’s not some deep management sim, more like a playground where your jealousy and your dick are fighting for control, and the UI just lets you make bad decisions faster. You get your normal couple stuff, kissing in empty halls, her jerking you off under the desk when the teacher turns to the blackboard, then she “accidentally” forgets to pull her skirt down and you can literally see some NPC just staring at her panties. The game really loves that slow burn where you pretend to be angry at how guys stare at her, but then the event menu quietly hands you an option that basically says “ok but what if you lean into it”.

The sex scenes hit pretty hard when they open up. It uses those AI CGs that sometimes look a bit too polished and then in next frame her hand has like one extra finger hiding in shadow, but you’re already halfway through a blowjob animation so you don’t care. There’s a nice thing going on where early on it’s mostly POV from your eyes, her on her knees between your legs, licking the tip while class is still going on next door, and she keeps glancing at the thin wall like someone could walk in any second. Later, you unlock situations where you’re not the one getting serviced anymore. First time I triggered the locker room scene I honestly thought it bugged, because camera stays behind a crack in the door and she’s inside, sitting on a bench, this random guy “helping” her stretch, his hands going too high up her thighs. She sends you a text like “I think he’s a bit touchy, is it ok?” and the game just drops three options. If you pick the wrong one, next CG she’s already stroking his cock with this guilty little smile, and you’re still stuck outside, jerking off to the keyhole view. There’s a simple thrill in those moments when you feel like you lost control, even if actually you clicked yourself there. Handjobs turn into blowjob “mistakes”, then swallowing, then creampies with her panties pushed to the side in some abandoned classroom where your character is just standing there, pretending this is all part of the plan. Group stuff takes a while to appear, but when it does, the pacing is nasty in a good way: first it’s just one friend “joining for a bit” while she rides you, then suddenly she’s sandwiched, your dick inside while another guy fucks her mouth, and her eyes are rolled up in that way that makes the whole “I’m the boyfriend” thing feel like a joke you told yourself. The game even lets you catch her masturbating alone in your room, moaning other guy’s name by accident, and you get this small choice to confront her or just quietly watch from the door like some creepy voyeur. I clicked “watch”, obviously, and she finished all over her own fingers before half-whispering “I hope he invites me again”. That line stuck more than any fancy animation. The weird part is that between all this depravity, there are still these shy little teasing scenes, like her flashing a bit of bra at lunch or sitting on your lap and just grinding without going all the way, and somehow those almost feel more obscene after you’ve already seen her get a messy creampie from a guy whose name you don’t even remember.

Vacation porn game brain-rot really hits different when you’re trying to sneak a quick fap between putting laundry in the dryer and yelling at a kid to please stop sticking LEGO in the fan. This thing drops you in a fancy Hawaii hotel where everyone is way too hot, way too horny, and somehow no one is screaming about school lunches. You make your own girl at the start, and I spent way too long swapping hairstyles and bikinis instead of actually getting railed. It feels a bit like scrolling Instagram filters while secretly thinking “yeah, I’d let that guy choke me a little.” You pick hair, outfits, vibe, and then suddenly you’re that girl who actually went on vacation instead of just saving travel TikToks she’ll never use. The hotel itself is like a horny labyrinth. Lobby, pool, bar, balcony, little side walks near the beach, and it’s all just excuses to bump into one of the love interests and pretend you’re here for “romance” when you’re really waiting to see who’s gonna pin you to the bed first.

Each route starts all sweet and “oh, aloha, welcome to the resort” and very quickly turns into “okay, who’s on top and who’s begging.” There’s a soft one who looks like he’d write you poems, except the moment you give him a little green light he’s grabbing your wrists and telling you how good girls behave. Another one has that smug vibe, like a guy who knows exactly how wet he’s making you just by leaning a bit closer than normal while he “teaches” you something pointless. Little teasing lines like “You’re blushing. Are you thinking about what I could do to you later?” and I’m just here trying to tap choices with a thumb that still has dish soap on it. It sells that slow burn pretty well: lingering eye contact at the bar, accidental thigh touch at dinner, your character’s inner thoughts getting dirtier with every scene. Then it flips and she’s the one taking control, pushing him back on the bed, riding his face like she owns the suite. Halfway through one scene at the balcony I actually forgot the potatoes in the oven, because I really needed to see if she was going to make him beg or if he’d snap and pin her against the rail. She makes him wait. Makes you wait too. Edge city. Honestly hot as hell.

What I liked is how your choices don’t just give “good ending / bad ending” stuff. You lean into being a brat, you get different lines, different positions, different ways they talk to you. Say the wrong thing and the guy you thought would be a total dom suddenly gets shy and you end up on top, guiding his hands, teaching him how you want your pussy touched. Say the bold thing and the mood changes: voice drops, he moves closer, hand on your neck, asking if you really thought you could tease him and walk away. There’s one route where your girl starts all sweet and respectful, then bit by bit realizes she likes holding the power. She’s the one telling him when he’s allowed to come, whispering in his ear, making him stay hard while she grinds and pulls his hair. I wish the text box wasn’t so damn tiny, I keep scrolling back like an idiot because my thumb presses the wrong choice, and it annoys me every single time. Still kept playing. The romantic parts hit, then they throw in dirty talk that’d make a nun drop her rosary, then go back to kissing in the rain like it’s a drama show. Some endings are all cuddly and stars in the sky, others have you getting fucked raw on hotel sheets with your legs shaking and him telling you exactly how many times you already came. And in between all that, I’m just pausing to check if the kids are still on YouTube and not behind me reading over my shoulder. This game is way too horny for the amount of towels I’m folding.