Guy inherits a crappy old apartment building, thinks he is just going to collect rent and clean clogged pipes, and suddenly the place starts acting like it has a dirty mind of its own. That is pretty much the energy of My Place Is Cursed. You play this dude who moves into his grandfather’s place as the new manager, and the building kind of… watches you. You walk down the hallway, lights flicker, doors half open on their own, you catch glimpses of skin from gaps that are probably not “accidental.” It feels like the walls are trying to cockblock you and help you at the same time. One moment you swear some ghost is messing with your phone, next moment the “curse” basically hands you a view of a tenant quietly touching herself in her room with the curtains very not closed. The whole thing is like those late night porn banners that somehow know exactly what you like, but here it’s a haunted house with rent contracts.

What made it hit me a bit is how it feels kinda like those early browser porn games I tried in high school on Internet Explorer, with pop-ups everywhere and flash player crashing, but sharpened up and actually animated. The dev clearly loves big curves, because the first big event that stuck in my head is when you “check on a water leak” and this tenant opens the door with a towel barely holding on her huge tits, towel falls, and the game actually lets you linger. Not just a quick CG, you get that slow animated bounce, this nice heavy motion that looks dirty but playful too. There is a scene where you sit with her on the shabby couch, she pretends she is just “cold,” then her hand slides into your lap, and the game plays it long, with that drawn out handjob where you see every little jerk and squeeze. I liked that the camera is kind of voyeur style, like you are watching from the corner of the room, not in some perfect porn studio angle. Later you catch her masturbating in her room, lying on her stomach, ass in the air, big ass filling the screen while she rubs herself, and you have this choice to knock or just keep spying. Of course I just watched like a creep and felt a bit bad, but the game absolutely knows that is the point. The “curse” plays with you, moves doors, shifts objects, gives you those little peeping chances that feel wrong and hot at same time, and then acts surprised when you use them. The writing is simple, sometimes weird, but it adds to that vibe like you are reading horny notes from some pervert landlord who learned English on hentai subs and TikTok comments. It’s not trying to be deep, it just wants to get you horny, and honestly it works most when it stops pretending it’s a normal story and lets you be the guy who is half scared of the building and half grateful for how often girls forget to close their curtains.

You open your eyes in a garden that’s way too pretty for how fucked up you feel. You remember dying… kind of. It’s fuzzy, like that morning after too much vodka when you’re checking your phone and praying you didn’t text your ex. Except now the “ex” is literally your life, and instead of hangover you get a smug angel, a smug demon, and a bunch of confused hot dead people who all like girls, guys, both, neither, or “it’s complicated” in different flavors. They tell you this isn’t Heaven, not Hell, just the Garden hanging out in Limbo, like some cosmic waiting room where everyone’s bisexual or worse. You’re told you can pick your body and gender, like character creation but with the weight of “what the fuck am I actually” behind it. Female, male, futa, trans, something in between, something off to the side. The game doesn’t blink. You can just… exist the way you wish you had when you were alive. That alone hit harder than some porn games ever will, honestly. Then five minutes later you’re flirting with a demon girl who looks like she can ruin your life and you’re fine with it.

What really sticks in my head is how one scene goes from tender to horny to sad so fast it feels wrong, in a good way. You’re sitting under this glowing tree with another lost soul, talking about what you regret from your life. They’re quietly telling you about the first time they realized they liked girls, how they kissed a friend behind a church, shaking and happy and terrified. The garden lights reflect in their eyes, they lean closer, and your choices appear. You can joke it away, you can pull them into this slow, nervous kiss, or you can go full thirsty and grab their hips and push them against the tree. If you go thirsty, the way the writing describes hands sliding over still unfamiliar bodies, the awkward “is this okay” mixed with raw need, feels more real than half the polished porn out there. It’s not just “and then boobs appeared, wow.” It’s messy, people hesitate, someone laughs at the wrong time, it reads like two queer disasters horny in Limbo who never got to be honest when they were alive, so now they’re making up for it in one go. There’s even a moment where they say “I never had sex like this when I was alive” and you can answer “me neither” or pretend you were a huge player. Which is funny, because the game will totally call you out later on that lie.

In between the horny stuff, you’re doing trials, talking to angels that act like burnt-out office workers, demons who act like they run a queer nightclub, and other dead people trying to figure out if Heaven is worth the rules, Hell is worth the chaos, or if Limbo is secretly the best place because nobody really knows what the fuck is happening anyway. Sometimes the tone whiplash gets tiring, like you’ll go from heartfelt talk about dysphoria to a gag about someone’s ass in two lines and it almost kills the mood. There are parts where the pacing drags, especially when a character dumps lore on you about how Eden ended up stuck here and you just wanna go back to worrying if that cute trans boy is into you or only into your “tragic backstory.” But then later, one small choice from an earlier date suddenly changes how a big late scene plays out and you realize oh, okay, it was paying attention the whole time. There are multiple routes and endings, you can flirt with women, men, futas, trans characters, some are soft, some are monsters in a sexy way, some are just emotionally unavailable but so hot you try anyway. It’s not afraid to be horny, but it also doesn’t treat sex like the only reward. Sometimes you get a tender cuddle in the afterlife instead of a full-on scene, and weirdly that feels more intimate. Still, I got annoyed that one character keeps mentioning some specific snack from when they were alive and you never actually see it anywhere. No CG, nothing. That bothered me a lot more than it should have. Anyway, it all feels like a queer afterlife dating mess where you can be a lesbian, a dude, a trans futa, whatever, and still end up kissing under a divine tree while arguing about whether Heaven even deserves you.

"Beast Vessel" starts with you as the one guy in a world full of mana who has absolutely zero of it. Which is already kind of funny because in most fantasy porn games you are the chosen overpowered dick wizard. Here you are just... a guy. A magically useless guy who still somehow keeps ending up in situations where people are throwing spells around, monsters are sniffing you like a snack, and clothes are treated more like suggestions than actual items. It runs like a classic Ren'Py VN so if you ever clicked through horny dialogue while half watching YouTube on the second monitor, you know the vibe. Only here the world actually has some structure. There is a big continent, factions, rituals, weird rules around mana, and your body is basically this walking "empty container" that a lot of thirsty and dangerous creatures want to fill. In every sense. Sometimes with mana. Sometimes with other stuff.

The story likes to pretend you are making moral choices like "hero or villain" but half the time the real question feels more like "do you let the magic wolf lady pin you to the tree and drain you through a blowjob that looks like a spell" or "do you run away and miss the scene." I tried to play noble the first time, skipping the more fucked up voyeurism options, and still ended up watching a horny elf girl masturbate in her tent through a mana crystal that works as a magic CCTV. The game did that classic thing where it rewards you for being a creep with extra scenes, and as a data guy I can tell you from how this genre is going on F95 and Itch stats, voyeurism and exhibitionism are just exploding in popularity compared to even three years ago. The dev is leaning straight into that trend. You get animated loops with subtle movement, hips shifting, hands rubbing, magic glowing in just the right places. Not Pixar quality or anything, sometimes the 3D custom girl look hits that uncanny valley where the face is hot but the fingers look like noodles, but the sex scenes actually feel like someone thought about where the camera should be. One masturbation scene on a balcony really stuck with me. There is a mage girl using a mana orb as a vibrator, legs wide open over this glowing sphere, knowing the city below could see her if they looked up. I accidentally clicked the "watch in silence" option instead of "announce yourself" and it made the whole thing way nastier because she was moaning into the night and I was just... there. Invisible creep mode. And the game just moves on like "yeah this is normal."

What I kind of love and also hate is how your lack of magic keeps turning into an excuse for people to use your body like a tool. There is an early scene where a beastkin shaman straps you to a stone slab, explains that your "empty vessel" can channel overflowed mana safely, then proceeds to ride you while casting some ritual. Every thrust makes the runes light up brighter and she is half chanting, half screaming your name. She calls it a sacred duty and you obviously can choose to be offended or lean into it, but either way you end up being used. It is hot, no point lying, but there is also this small annoyance that you almost never feel fully in control. The UI even tricks you with "greyed-out" choices that you can't pick because your mana stat is zero, which honestly pissed me off more than any monster. Why show me an option like "overpower her with your own aura" when the whole point is that I have none. Still clicked it, still got mocked. I liked that. Or I didn't, depends when you ask me. There is some goofy humor too, just to break the horny flow. At one point a slime thing tries to eat you and ends up "tasting" another part first, and you get this text about "statistically significant rise in hardness" like the dev snuck a stats joke in my porn. I was weirdly happy about that line. The fantasy parts are not just dressing. There are actual small systems: mana corruption, beast influence, some flags that change whether a character later shows up as friend, predator, or crazed fan who wants to show herself off to you in public. One girl literally pulls you into a back alley and says she gets off on being seen with a "worthless non-mage" because it makes her feel even more powerful. She makes you stand there while she lifts her skirt at random passersby, then makes you clean her up with your tongue when some magical fluids start dripping. I wish there was a route where you can also become a proper mage and stop being everyone's toy, but honestly if that ever happens, this whole "beast vessel" idea would lose a lot of its nasty charm, so I kind of hope it never changes.

Angel’s Love feels like somebody mashed together a horny revenge fantasy with one of those “follow your destiny” romance dramas, then spilled lust all over it and forgot to clean up. You’re stuck inside this girl Angel, sweet and almost annoyingly principled, who just got dumped by the guy she honestly thought was her forever. He doesn’t just leave, he basically throws her heart in the trash while she’s at her lowest, and that pain hangs over everything. Then Nyx shows up inside her, this succubus who talks like sin itself had a wet mouth and a bad attitude. Two souls in one body, and both of them are dragging you through this messy little fantasy world that feels half healing, half porn, and kind of like fate trolling you on purpose. One second you’re trying to be a good girl, the next you’re letting a monster girl press you up against a stone wall, licking your neck while Nyx is whispering in your head “let her, she’s cute”. I was on Telegram voice chat with a friend while playing and literally stopped mid sentence because the protagonist started rubbing herself in a public bath scene, trying to “calm down”. That masturbation scene goes from sad to filthy so fast it almost feels illegal.

The game lets you wander around, poke at stuff, pick little scenes, like a horny sandbox where every wrong corner has some new way to corrupt poor Angel a bit more. You can go from heartfelt talks with a mommy type character, who cups Angel’s face like she wants to comfort her, to suddenly having that same woman on her knees, sucking her clit so gently it almost feels like worship. Then Nyx decides that is not enough and pushes Angel mentally until she starts grinding on that woman’s tongue, moaning like she forgot her own name. The sex is not shy either: big tits pressed together, huge asses bouncing in your face, sloppy oral where you hear every wet sound, handjobs that end with cum streaks across soft stomach, futa scenes where Angel stares at a thick, throbbing cock growing out of her own body and freaks out for like two seconds, then starts pumping it because Nyx convinces her “this is power, baby, use it”. There’s a lesbian alleyway hook-up where a monster girl with horns pins Angel to a wall and fucks her slowly with her fingers, while Nyx suggests pushing deeper, rougher, until Angel squirts down her own thighs. The whole thing feels like the universe decided this girl will find love again, but first she has to fuck through every bad choice, every kink, every revenge-fueled orgasm possible, and honestly, it’s trashy, emotional, a little broken, and it hits way too close if you ever believed some asshole was your one and only.

Guy comes back from uni, thinks he’s just crashing at dad’s place for a while, and suddenly he’s living in a softcore soap opera that keeps trying to turn into hardcore blackmail porn every ten minutes. The “new” home is basically a harem powder keg with a fresh coat of paint. Dad’s got a hot young wife who dresses like she’s trying to be professional but keeps bending over in ways that make it really clear this house doesn’t run on morality. She’s trying to be proper, to keep things under control, but the more you tease her, the more those “accidental” slips start to look planned. You can play nice, give her romance, soft touches, slow kisses in the hallway where anyone could walk by. Or you go the other way. Let her know you’ve seen the messages on her phone, the shady little secrets she keeps, and start turning that knowledge into obedience. The maid uniform does not help her at all. Every time she puts it on, she slides one step closer to kneeling when you tell her to.

The game keeps throwing women at you who all feel like they belong in different genres of porn, but somehow it doesn’t totally fall apart. Next door you’ve got that barely-legal airhead who thinks “corruption” just means trying a cigarette. Spend some time with her and suddenly she’s practicing deepthroat in your bedroom while still pretending she’s innocent. You spank her once as a joke and she turns bright red, half from humiliation, half from being way too into it. Then there’s the cop who should absolutely arrest you, but spends more time grinding on your lap during “interrogations” than asking questions. She’s the kind of woman you can push face-first over a table, pull her panties aside and fuck her while she tries to pretend she’s in control. You know that moment when she glares at you, wipes her mouth after a messy blowjob, and you realize you’re the one being handled? Yeah, that happens too. Somewhere in there is a spoiled rich girl who treats you like trash until you get her alone, pull her hair, make her strip and crawl, and suddenly she’s the one begging for more. Sometimes the romance path feels almost too sweet, like the game forgot it’s full of blackmail, spanking and public humiliation, then it remembers and throws you into a scene where a girl is masturbating in your bed, crying with shame while still rubbing her clit because you ordered her to. The animations are surprisingly horny for how simple they look, especially the oral scenes, though I swear one of the loops where she’s riding you looks a bit off and now I can’t unsee it. But it works. The moans, the little shivers when you slap her ass, the way a “good girl” you’ve been patient with for hours finally drops to her knees and opens her mouth because you crook a finger. Half the time you think you’re going to play the nice guy and go for romance, and then the game hands you a chance to make a maid clean the floor in her underwear while you sit back, cock out, and suddenly you’re the villain and it feels way too good.

Anahel looks like the kind of girl you’d expect to see carrying books and blushing at compliments, not swinging a giant axe and smashing horny demons while her tits bounce in every direction like they have their own AI. She’s this “chosen one” from some prophecy, supposed to stop ancient evil from flooding the world with corruption, but honestly half the time it feels like the corruption is just trying to get into her panties first. One minute you’re walking through a haunted forest, fog and creepy statues all serious fantasy vibe, and the next a bunch of slimy dark creatures surround her, rip part of her clothes, and you’re sitting there with your phone thinking, “yeah, ok, guess I’m saving the world with one hand now.” I like how she starts modest, shy, all covered up, but the more you mess with the story and go after this Goddess’ Heart artifact, the more the game is like “what if we just show a little more ass here, a little more underboob there.” It pretends to be noble adventure, but the camera is always five seconds away from diving right into her cleavage anyway.

The tone is actually kind of stupid in a fun way. You’ve got this dark lord planning to open a portal and enslave everyone, classic fantasy villain stuff, but his army basically looks like they escaped from a hentai meme. Lewd swarms, tentacle things, horny cultists, all trying very hard to make sure Anahel ends up used, filled, or at least dripping from something. Sometimes the humor lands, like when an important NPC is giving you a dramatic speech and the dialogue just casually mentions her “nice big ass” as if that’s part of the prophecy. Other times the jokes are a bit cringe, like the game really thinks it invented sex puns. But whatever, I still kept tapping through dialogs on my phone on the bus, pretending I was just checking WhatsApp while this “holy savior” with ridiculous big tits was getting cornered in a ruined temple. There’s this fight where you mess up a dodge and instead of simple “you lose,” Anahel ends up pinned to a stone altar by these demon hands, her armor shredded off, moaning and trying to resist as the scene just gets wetter and more detailed. I hated how long that animation lasted, but also I let it play three times in a row.

What I like is that even when it’s trying to be dramatic about fate and destiny, it never forgets the real point: Anahel is in constant danger of being fucked senseless by anything that crawls out of the portal. The fantasy setting gives just enough excuse for crazy outfits and silly magic scenes. One second you’re reading about ancient relics, the next an “artifact examination” turns into her pressing her huge tits around some glowing crystal while it reacts to her body heat in very specific places. The 2D art has this hentai vibe that doesn’t pretend to be high art, just straight to the point, soft curves, big ass, every position framed like a lewd screenshot you’d send to the wrong Telegram chat by accident. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you want to see more teasing and the game jumps straight to penetration, or it keeps you in a long dungeon where nothing sexy happens for too long and you start scrolling Instagram out of habit. But when it decides to turn horny, it really goes for it. Corruption edging in, clothes falling apart, messed-up “save the world by letting it fuck you a little” vibes that feel dirty in that guilty browser-history way. The story keeps telling you “don’t let evil penetrate the world,” and all I could think half the time was “yeah, but evil is definitely penetrating Anahel first.” In a good way. Or bad. I forgot which.

This thing feels like someone mashed a horny furry VN with an old RPG they loved a bit too much, then said “ok but what if every fight could end with me getting railed instead of a game over.” You land on this continent full of huge guys with bigger asses than sense, all sorts of monsters and beastmen and weird in-betweens, and somehow every conversation is like one wrong sentence away from turning into porn. In a good way. Mostly. I play on mobile and it’s one of those games where you tell yourself “just one more quest” and suddenly you’re sitting there trying to position your thumb just right so you can still see the CG while you tap through the text. Firefox on Android handles it fine, in case you’re curious, but Kiwi browser lagged hard when the big battle scenes started throwing sprites around. Not gonna pretend that didn’t kill the mood one time when I was trying to screen-capture a perfect cumshot frame and the animation stuttered.

What I like most is how the game doesn’t hurry to put you in some god-chosen-hero box. You’re this outsider, yeah, but at the start you’re just some dude who keeps accidentally flirting with everyone. Then you get into your first proper turn based combat and suddenly the stakes are “do I actually try to win or do I let this horny plant-creature choke me out so I can see what kind of bad ending CG they stuck in here.” Lost on purpose to a wolf guy, not gonna lie, because the way the text was teasing “some foes might have their own idea of a reward” was too on the nose. The CG that popped up? Worth it. Big muscular furry body pinning you down, tail in your face, and the camera angle makes his ass look like it could smother you. I grabbed that frame, cropped it in Gallery, then shoved it into a dedicated folder in Simple Gallery Pro where I keep my “repeat fap” gifs. Still annoyed there’s no in-game gallery filter for who topped who though. You have to remember which quest line led to which guy and scroll like a caveman. No tag like “monsters that broke my back” or “sweet bois I accidentally dommed,” nothing.

The sandbox part is messy in the good kind of way. You wander, talk to someone, suddenly they dump a personal quest on you, and three hours later in real life you realize that one stupid choice you made with a drunk lizard dude changed what kind of scene you get with that smug knight furry in the next village. One time I went full nice guy with everyone, stacking CHA like a himbo, and yeah it opened some really tender gay scenes, cuddles, slow grinding, that stuff that makes you unexpectedly emotional with your dick still out. Next run I acted like an irresponsible brat, chased every monster who looked like he skipped leg day and glutes day in favor of ass day, and the tone was way rougher. Same character, different outcome, different CG. The game quietly remembers you said or did some shit ten quests ago, then later you’re bent over a rock getting pounded and the text throws a line like “this is what you wanted, isn’t it?” and you’re like… yeah ok, fair. I wish they would fix the tiny UI buttons during dungeon movement on phone, because trying to maneuver with on-screen arrows while your free hand is busy is, uh, not great, but they won’t and I already made peace with zooming in like an idiot. Still, when a boss monster knocks you out, drags your body somewhere dark and you wake up naked in a CG scene that goes from “oh no” to “wait, don’t stop” while you’re frantically spamming the screenshot button to catch the exact frame where he pulls your hair and your eyes roll back, you kinda forget about all that.

Teddy’s life starts in that weird gray zone where you’re not really a kid anymore, but people still treat you like one, and the only person who actually gives a damn is Sofia. She takes him in, plays the caring adopter, all gentle smiles and tight blouses that can barely contain those massive tits, and at first it really feels like she’s just trying to do the right thing. Then the touches start to linger. The hugs last a bit too long. Her hand “accidentally” brushes his crotch when she squeezes past him in the hallway. You can almost smell the moment this crosses the line from family drama into “oh shit, this is getting seriously dirty” and the game just leans into it without pretending to be classy. One night she shows up at his room in a half-open robe, nothing under it, asking in that fake innocent tone if he’s having trouble sleeping. Yeah, that scene hooked me instantly.

The corruption angle is slow enough to make you twitchy, but not so slow you get bored. She starts off teasing like crazy. Bending over right in front of him so that big ass fills the screen, pretending she’s “just cleaning”. Stretching with her arms up so the shirt rides up, soft belly and sideboob flashing, and her armpits on full display if that’s your thing. There’s one animated scene where she traps his head between her tits like some kind of mercy kill, rubbing her huge boobs over his face while she bites her lip and makes those ahegao faces that are way too filthy for how soft her voice sounds. At one point she casually starts masturbating on the couch while “watching a movie”, barely covered by a blanket, and you see Teddy just freeze there, trying not to stare at her fingers sliding between her legs. Of course he stares. Of course she notices. She pretends to scold him and then makes him sit closer. I liked that a lot. Actually I hated it. Whatever.

When things finally snap, it’s not romantic at all, it’s messy and horny and awkward like it should be. She strips for him, slow and mean, talking him through every piece of clothing coming off, almost like she’s testing how far she can drag him down with her. There’s titfucks where she pins him down and rides his cock with those big tits like she’s been waiting years for it. Vaginal sex scenes that focus on that moment she shifts from “this is wrong” to “I’m not going to stop”. There’s this wild little armpit sex scene that feels like the dev went “fuck it, I’m doing my fetish today” and honestly, respect. The teasing never really stops, even when they’re already fucking. She keeps twisting the knife, calling him her good boy while she moans with that ridiculous ahegao face and messy hair. The stripping, the way she uses her body, the way she looks too put together and then suddenly not at all, it sells the whole milf corruption vibe better than most games trying to be deep. I only got annoyed that her phone notification sound in one scene is the same default Android chime as mine and now I get horny every time Telegram pings, which is honestly not helpful at all.

You start as this guy who’s basically one bad week away from drinking cheap vodka in a parking lot, then boom, rich-uncle-you-didn’t-know-existed kind of situation. Whole life flips. One day you’re broke, next day you’re walking into this huge house full of people who smile way too much and definitely hide things under those smiles. Not just secrets either. Clothes too.

What I liked first is how the game lets you be a bit of an asshole if you want. You’re not forced to be this nice polite prince. You can be sweet, clingy, cold, horny, dumb, or all of that in same scene if you click wrong. You talk to the girls, pick your lines, and suddenly you’re either getting a shy kiss in the hallway or getting told to fuck off for being too bold. One choice you’re holding her hand on the balcony, next choice she’s on her knees and the game goes from “romantic story” to “ok I need privacy” in three clicks. The scenes are animated, so when she wraps her lips around you it actually moves, it’s not just some static image with text pretending it’s hot. Watching her head bob while her eyes look up at you, that feels way more real than half the “AAA porn” on some sites. And yeah, the classic stuff is here: handjobs in soft light, slow vaginal sex on the bed where she bites her lip and grips the sheets, messy oral in places where you really should close the door but don’t because you’re a moron with a hard-on.

The harem angle sneaks up on you a bit. It starts like a normal dating sim, you think you’re focusing on one girl, being loyal and all that, then someone else appears in a towel, or sits too close, or leans in a bit too far and suddenly you’re doing mental math about who you can fuck without getting caught. You juggle texts on your in-game phone like you juggle DMs on Telegram or WhatsApp in real life, pretending you “fell asleep” when you were actually busy letting another girl ride you slow and deep. The story tries to pretend this is about trust and rebirth and emotions, and sometimes it actually works, like when you’re on the couch just talking, hand on her thigh, clothes still on, music low, and it almost hurts how intimate it feels. Then three clicks later you’re pounding her from behind, watching her ass bounce in a loop and thinking “yeah, this is culture.”

There’s one little thing that annoys me though: sometimes the choices feel big and then nothing huge happens right away, so you’re sitting there thinking “did I fuck up, or is the game just slow-playing me like Tinder matches who leave you on read.” But fine, I still kept clicking, because the payoff when it comes is filthy enough that you forget you were annoyed. Also, whoever decided on those little moan loops during a slow handjob scene is evil in a good way. Watching her fingers wrap around you, her wrist moving, hearing that soft breath every few frames, I got stuck replaying that stupid small scene instead of progressing the story. The romance parts are surprisingly soft at times, like actual feelings, which I didn’t expect in a game where you can have multiple girls orbiting your dick if you play it shameless. One moment you’re promising one girl she’s “the only one that matters,” next moment you’re in the shower with another, her mouth full of you while the water runs down both of you, and the game just quietly lets you dig your own grave. It’s messy, horny, slightly broken in places, but it feels like late-night bad decisions in visual form, and I kinda like that it doesn’t pretend to be anything cleaner.