Have you ever wanted to be a cartoon hotties as Katara? You'll be awed by this minigame There will be no dialogues or stories, just an the interactive pov sex scene! Additionally, you'll also receive an array of options for customization that will allow you to create a scene that is thrilling for you personally! You can also play around with it for enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Young college student Shinn Akatsuki comes back to his high school as a advisor for the under performing mathematics student, at the apparent request of their main. Although an impeccable and courteous man on the outside, Shinn hides a very dark side to him: as part of the unending perversion, he loves eyeing women that he considers"out of everyone's league" succumb to him. Never satiated before, nevertheless, he discarded his past victims. But now, Shinn decides to create his"ultimate orgy harem", and with all these dark thoughts in mind, and selects the candidates he considers"ideal" as he becomes acquainted with the college: the star of the track and field team, the virginal and tomboyish Makoto Shinjugai, the wealthy and disoriented tennis player Ritsuko Yasuhiro, the graceful, severe and traditional Satuski Katsuragi, the swimming team's promising, dutiful and charming Aina Aozaki, and the basketball star, Touko Takatsukasa. Since he commences his"hunt", Shinn also adds gymnastics instructor Rina Akiyama to his zeal after she makes an impression him with her luscious figure and maturity. And consequently, under the pretense of a"responsible adviser" and the aid of his one remaining past orgy lover, professor Reika Tohno, the protagonist's wicked quest to create his ideal orgy harem commences... Warning: Chrome seems to not be able to play this game. Firefox is always a finer choice for playing html5 games.
In the lively yet secretive world of ninjas, Yu Kagami's destiny was irrevocably modified three years prior. Saved from specific doom by the epic Woman Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage, Yu promised his life in service to her. Now, as her most trusted aid, he carefully helps with the myriad tasks of the Hidden Leaf Village. Nevertheless, the relatively average rhythm of village life is ruined by a series of upsetting events. A shadow of secret descends upon Konoha, and Yu discovers himself inexplicably drawn to its epicenter. As tensions intensify and the delicate peace of the village hangs precariously in the balance, Yu needs to navigate a treacherous landscape of concealed programs, complicated connections, and unanticipated encounters, all while aiming to discover the reality behind the unfolding turmoil.
Although Aiko Hisato is a professor she is still hot looking middle-aged lady who absolutely draws the interest of lots of and lots of eyes during her lessons. However one of her trainees seems to be prepared to do more than just to look. Step by step he is trying to find out what his preferred instructor likes and what she has an interest in. Will he discover the path to her heart? Or will getting her body and her mind will be enough? From now on this depends upon you!
In situation if you are still questioning regarding the title of this game 'BOOBIEs 'mean "Biological-Otherworld-Organism-Beings-In-Exeile". This is a special term for the last survivors of far worlds and altrenative relaites which you gather under your security and deal with them. Somehow all these beings are women and mainly quite hot looking. Well, this is deifnitely not the reason to leave them without any type of assistance, right?
Just when you were prepared to accept your fate of being bullied till the graduation day whatever modifications. And it alters substantially thanks to your recent discover - the magic lamp! Your bullies (who by some crazy coincedence all occur to be truly bitchy however likewise truly attractive women) are going to taste their own pill... however beware with playing physician beacuse magic has it's own policies to comply with and balance to keep!
Have you ever played air hockey with... guns? Lucky enough the game is online yet the emotions that you will get are all genuine - you as well as your opponent will be shooting a lot of pucks trying to send as most of them on the oppsite side as possible. Get a lot more points as well as you will not only win the round however likewise make our blonde dancer less dressed (well, if you can count a red linegrie set as any type of dressing in any way)!
Even during the post-apocalypse youngsters are growing up genuine quick. So did our primary heroine named Ellise who is now growned up enough not only to kill psychotic bandits and mushroom-zombies in lots however likewise to be interested what are all those adult magazines with funny photos are regarding... However will she discover a genuine guy who could show her all of the sex arts on method? Oh, you bet!
Thanks to category of interactive parody you will not just be complying with the experiences of primary characters of "My Hero Academia" - you will end up being one of them! And enter your own experiences, make your own close friends and opponents and ofcourse get yourself a couple of very devoted fangirls! And indeed, this is where begins the part which you will never discover in any of the official stories...
Lets face it - all of us have dreamed regarding being surrounded by only the most popular women in our daily life. And in our game you will lastly get this possibility! However are you sure that you have all that is needed to manage such a number of hotties? Their boobeis and their booties will need a great deal of interest regardless of where you will go and what you will do and this option can never be simple...
Superheroes are figthing supervillains. They battle a great deal. And ofcourse the heroes have to kick back and to restore their staminas when whatever is over. For this function the special hotel was develop. And now you are working in this hotel! Your task is to deal with your guests supplying them with whatever services they need. Among your very first clients will be such superhero stars as Midnight, Mt Woman and Mirko!
Do a relaxing getaway to village of Argleton - the location that seems to be a bit off the time that the rest of the world lives by. Though it doesn't indicate you wont discover what to do right here - from checking out old legends and fixing secrets as much as seducing the regional hotties who end up being method as well far from what you have always considered the gals residing in such provincial towns. yet for the much better or for the worse is up to you!
As a supervillian you were destined to fall by the hand of superhero... or some truly hot looking superheorine in tight latex bodysuit in your situation. Though a horrible error has caused unthinkable - you have died in this battle! Though not completely - the piece of your consciousness was somehow transferred into her mind and now you have the possibility for vengeance by corrupting her little by little...
Hugh was visiting the beach pretty often lately but not fo get a good suntan or something like that - he was watching hot ladies tehre only to masturbate! Ofcourse one day he got caught and put behind the pubs yet he is not panning to stay here for long notably now when he sees the opportunity for an run away plan. But there is one thing that still can prevent him form ecaping the prison cell anytime shortly - the officer that supposed to keep an eye on him is still quite hot chik in that uniform which will surely create some distraction... and this is wher eyou a sthe player will help Hugh a whole lot - just find the ideal moment to perfomr requried actions and try not to get caught when this innovation female forgets about big black fuckpole and remembers about her guide responsibilities!
Visiting your youth close friend Ben Tennyson for a day to keep in mind great old days becomes interesting challnege. Do you remember his annyoing cousin named Gwen? Well, now this redhead has growned up and all in the ideal locations! Will you discover the balance between keeping the friendship with Ben while seducing his attractive cousin? As they state you never understand up until you will try!
The beautiful and chesty gal Yuna is the daughter-in-law of the remaining albhedka woman and High Summoner Braski. Yuna's mom was the stepsister in law of Rikku, the mechanic Sid and Brother are Yuna's cousins. It is because of the mixing of the blood of"ordinary" people and Al Bkhedov at Yuny's left eye is blue, and the ideal green was captured by a terrible monster. Now this monster will *** the gal. For starters, the monster uses her clothes to rip off Yuna. Wow... the gal has big and elastic knockers and a round backside. And then the monster embarks to fuck the gal in her pink cunt and round caboose with thick tentacles. Yuna yells in anguish as the tentacles tear her crevices in half. Onane that was definitely expected such a sexual act. To interact with the game use the mouse and game objects. Start playing at this time.
You very likely know who is Ankha if you happened to play"Animal Crossing" videogame before. Yeah, it is that catgirl that is arrogant. If you have no idea who she is but like jokey looking hook-up parodies with furries then you should check this game also. Today Ankha is currently posing herself as some type of ancient Egyptian Princess. And when princess would like to fuck she will get a servant with tough cock instantly. And she will fuck him for as long as she will want and all the ways that she will want to! Well, this is actually what is this game (more like looped set of animated manga porn scenes) all about - horny catgirl fucking and sucking some dude's man meat. Scenes are mode from different angles and despite plain graphic style are animated pretty good too!
The situation of missing trainee gets a growing number of people included. Thankfully enough the majority of them are hot looking women who ultimately end up being innocent... which indicates that in spite of all the difficult work that you (well, and your assistant) have already done the secret is not fixed yet. You even got the mayor in the listing of the suspects however just as normal you are going to visit his extremely attractive secretary first...
Looks like Tifa Lockhart can't live without visiting our milk plant - it's time for a chapter 4! Busty dark haired from"Final fantasy" game show Tifa needs her big tits to be milked from time to time... and milking is likely to be more successgul if you'll use some humilation from the process! Tonight she wishes to be milked while stringing up up in some kinky bdsm think of. Well, it means you can bring the apparatus of your own - milking machine! And since you have your palms free tonight you can pay more attention to her lower fuckholes. Rip off her white undies and bring an additional machine! Milk plant go bdsm tonight and that makes Tifa's milk fountains thicker than ever! Play with FF celebrity Tifa Lockhart using your kinky fucktoys - make her to jizm out of her massive bra-stuffers with milk!
In this depraved flash game, you will learn the story of how the Wonder Woman was kidnapped by a mad professor. He brought Wonder Woman to a secret laboratory. And now there will be sexual torture and violence. For starters, the professor section Wonder Woman. Wow. She has a damn hot figure and big fun bags. After this, the professor may use sadism & masochism devices to torture Wonder Woman. As well as a lovemaking machine. So you have to aid the professor bring Wonder Woman to orgasm. To do this, click the mouse on the switches lovemaking machine. Then you will see depraved animation. By way of example, a thick fake penis will ride Wonder Woman in her pink fuckbox. If you prefer to sneer at huge-titted femmes then commence playing at this time.
A neighbor stopped by to see the blonde girl, and called the door. The door is open by a gorgeous girl. You have to answer the questions in order to get into her room. If you can answer all questions correctly, then you are allowed to remain with her for the night, and if you don't, she'll remove you from the room. Utilize the tips to use when in the room to seduce and seduce the beautiful woman. Get ready for an adventure now.
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat