It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

Undertail: Toriel is basically that one horny AU fanfic you read on your phone while pretending to “check emails” at work, except now it’s kind of a game and kind of a shitpost and somehow still hotter than it has any right to be. You wander around this janky little Underground knockoff where literally only Toriel exists, and yeah, that’s the whole point. No huge cast, no epic journey, just you and goat mom in a small world that feels like someone ripped out the first slice of Undertale and then said: “ok but what if we fuck it up. Literally.” It starts pretty innocent, like the original vibe, her leading you around, being caring, talking too much, all that. Then the dialogs slowly stop pretending this is wholesome. She “worries” about you in that clingy, possessive way, touches your sprite for too long, says things that sound like they came from a horny Discord RP at 4 in the afternoon when everybody pretends they’re normal.

The core hook is simple: those classic Undertale battle boxes, except now every turn feels like you’re edging through a weird roleplay. You still pick actions, but they’re all pushing the line: flirting, teasing, letting her “teach” you, or playing innocent and watching her get more frustrated. You pick “Flirt” and instead of the cutesy response you remember, she gives you something way more loaded, like she’s trying to be your mom and your dom and completely failing at choosing one. You dodge attacks while the game throws text at you about her body, her scent, her soft fur, her tits pressing against your character when she tries to “protect” you. The art is rough, not all angles are sexy, some of it feels like early DeviantArt energy, but that almost makes it better. It feels like watching someone’s fetish grow in real time. There are moments where you’re half jerking off and half going “wow, this is actually kind of depressing” because she is obviously lonely as hell, clinging to you like you’re the last bit of warmth in the Ruins. The game doesn’t really go anywhere bigger than that, and it doesn’t need to. No meta twist, no clever morality system, just a slow slide from motherly care to possessive lust, trapped in a little loop where the only exit is either her letting you go or you giving in and wanting to stay. It’s messy, horny, unfinished, emotionally weird, and yeah, that’s pretty much the charm.

Naruto walking around Konoha thinking it’s gonna be just another boring mission day, and then Shizune drops this “secret message from the Hokage” on him. That’s already shady as hell, but here it’s horny shady, the good kind. You click through, expecting just another quick boob flash, and suddenly the thing leans hard into that dumb sexy jutsu joke from the anime and goes, “yeah, what if we actually used that to fuck?” and it kind of works way too well. Naruto pops that girl form and it isn’t just a throwaway gag. You actually stay in that form, tits bouncing, ass out, all soft curves, and the game is like: alright, now we ruin this boy-girl properly.

Tsunade shows up already looking like she wants to drink him like sake, but the twist is her. She doesn’t just have those huge milkers and that smug, older-woman energy, she’s packing. Big, thick cock just hanging there like it always should’ve been part of canon. It feels wrong and right at the same time, especially if you grew up on this show and always thought “yeah she’d break my spine”. Now she literally can. The fun part is how the game lets you slide between positions without too much bullshit. One moment Naruto’s on his knees, blonde pigtails shaking while he chokes on that cock, drool all over, those silly blue eyes watering. Next moment, camera flipped, Tsunade grabbing his girl-hips and slamming from behind, that classic doggystyle angle where you see the cock disappear in and out, balls slapping, those big tits swinging in front. Animation’s a bit janky in some loops, like the hips desync for a second, but honestly my brain was not focused on quality check at that point.

The lewd beats are simple but kinda satisfying. Mouth full, then pussy full, then both ruined. Watching “female” Naruto go from cocky to totally melted, especially when Tsunade grabs a handful of his hair and just holds his face on her shaft, that was the moment I went “ok, yeah, this hits the kink bone”. There’s this nice little bit where you can linger on the licking, really slow, tongue on the tip, and it feels way more intimate than a quick anonymous blowjob loop. Then later, when she finally decides he earned the “reward”, she just plants him on his back, folds him almost in half, and you get that deep push, belly bulge suggestion, the whole “Hokage breeding her favorite idiot” vibe. Creampie is big, white, messy, the camera stays long enough that you actually see it drip out, which for some reason more devs should do but don’t. Audio’s kinda basic, some moans feel copy pasted, and Shizune basically shows up like a kinky postman then vanishes, which is a crime, but whatever. This is Tsunade’s dick show, and Naruto’s soft, moaning, blonde little hole is absolutely the main stage.

Hatsune Miku standing there in that plain little tee and skirt, all teal hair and innocent eyes, but the game is like “here, just mess her up however you want.” It feels a bit like opening Photoshop at work and doing something you absolutely shouldn’t. No big plot, no grinding, no weird stats, just you, Miku, and her clothes that really don’t want to stay opaque. I opened it in Chrome on my laptop, spotify still running in background, and suddenly I’m sitting there sliding a transparency bar and thinking “wow, I’m literally undressing a digital popstar pixel by pixel.” It’s slow, soft stripping. Not in your face, more like teasing yourself on purpose.

The funny thing is, she’s not this huge-boobed hentai doll. She’s tiny up there. Flatish. Just a bit of curve. And it works so well I kinda hate how much I like it. When you crank the opacity almost all the way down and you still see her small chest shape through the shirt, it hits different than the usual overblown anime nonsense. Feels more like a teen idol poster you shouldn’t stare at too long, except here you are turning the clothes invisible like some creepy magician. At one point I put her in a cute tee that normally would be wholesome, then lowered it until the fabric is just a mist over her nipples, and I just sat there, staring, not even clicking anything. It’s like edgeplay but for dressing. You think you’re done and then “hmm maybe I try the other top again, just a bit more see‑through this time.” The game doesn’t push you, there is no big reward. You just drift into your own horny mood with this tiny idol from Japan looking almost embarrassed and you’re the one making it worse.

I do kinda wish they added at least one stupid accessory. Like, I was hovering my mouse expecting cat ears or some dumb joke item, nothing. That annoyed me for like 10 minutes and then I forgot and started playing with the skirt opacity instead, trying to make it just sheer enough that you see the panties but still call it “clothed” in my head. And there’s this moment when you match a totally normal tee with almost ghost-level panties and her flat chest and skinny legs just click together into this pure “forbidden Miku” vibe. It’s not deep, it’s not artistic, but my artist brain instantly goes “I could draw fanart of this exact outfit, just her sitting on an amp, mic stand, shirt nearly transparent, small tits outlined by the fabric, cheeks a bit red.” The parody part sneaks in too, like you’re messing with this global vocaloid icon, turning a harmless idol into softcore hentai with nothing more than a slider and some lazy clicking while Discord pings in the corner. It’s trashy and gentle at the same time, almost like you’re petting your own pervy side instead of pounding it. And yeah, you’ll probably tell yourself “just a quick peek” and then keep tweaking her top for way too long, trying to find that exact point where it stops being cute and becomes porn.

Kasumi here feels like someone dragged a Dead or Alive shrine into a cheap motel room and left you alone with it, in the dark, with nothing but your horny brain and this tiny little red bar that slowly, quietly judges you. She’s lying there, anime-perfect, big soft tits just barely covered, eyes closed like some idol that got trapped between dreams and hentai. The whole thing feels a bit like poking at a sleeping god, except the “god” is a ninja girl and the apocalypse is her waking up and kicking your balls through your spine. Which is kind of hot too, but the game doesn’t let you go that far. It’s all about this tension. Your mouse becomes a guilty hand, creeping across her body while that red bar crawls up and you’re thinking “just one more squeeze, just a bit more, maybe it won’t hit the top this time” and then it does and she stirs like you just read a forbidden page from Necronomicon and mispronounced everything.

I love how simple and cruel it is. No big tutorial, no “here is your objective, brave hero”. You already know what you want. You hover. You touch. You drag along the curve of her huge chest, wait for the moan, watch the bar jump like some cursed heartbeat. In my head it’s not just Kasumi, it’s like some eldritch sleep ritual. You try to find that rhythm where you can grope forever without waking the thing that should not be awake. Sometimes I get in this weird trance, watching her breathing, poking her nipples and then stopping right on the edge. It feels like edging, but for her consciousness. There are moments where it gets annoying, though. The bar fills too fast sometimes, in a way that doesn’t match how gentle you’re trying to be, so you get this silly frustration, like “hey, I barely touched you, I’ve done worse things on a crowded bus” and the game’s like “nope, failed, start again.” Animation is fine, but I kinda wish there was more reaction than just tiny changes. You’re there, worshipping those massive tits like some cultist under a blood moon, and she barely twitches. It gets funny, in a broken-brain way. You end up roleplaying in your head to fill the gaps the game leaves. Kasumi as some sleeping avatar of lust, you as the doomed priest trying not to wake the thing. Touch, pause, breath, touch, stop. The whole experience is basically one long, guilty, pervy heartbeat stretched over her chest. I kept telling myself I’d stop after the next “almost full” bar. I didn’t.

This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

Lois in this game is exactly that kind of horny neighbor your parents warned you about and you still went to her house anyway. She’s already bored of Peter, already wet for Donna, and the game just throws you right into that mess. No slow build, no “romantic setup,” she’s grinding on Donna on the couch, tits practically falling out, kissing like they’ve been doing this every Thursday for a year. Donna’s hands are all over her ass, Lois is moaning way too loud for someone whose husband could walk in any second, and you’re sitting there clicking through like “yeah, this is absolutely going to blow up, please continue.” When Lois drops to her knees between Donna’s thighs and they give her that smug lesbian smile, it feels way more filthy than it has any right to be, because it’s not shy at all. Tongues everywhere, Lois’ lipstick smeared, Donna pulling her red hair like she’s trying to ride her face, and you’re just watching the whole thing like some weird spiritual advisor of bad decisions. You click the next scene and suddenly the camera angle is tighter than your last relationship, right on Donna’s pussy, Lois’ nose buried in it, and you can literally feel how much the game wants you to stare. It’s not subtle. Thank god.

Then Peter gets involved. Kind of. He’s outside, pissed off, door locked, totally clueless in that perfect cartoon-husband way. He’s knocking, shouting, you know he’d lose his shit if he saw Lois with Donna, but inside the house she just keeps going. At one point Lois pauses, turns her head like she heard something, and the game gives you this tiny choice that made me laugh way too much: tell her to keep licking or tell her to go open the door. Obviously I told her to pretend she didn’t hear anything and she just shrugs it off and goes back to Donna’s clit like, “whatever, he’ll live.” That one little moment made her feel extra mean and extra hot, because she chooses pussy over Peter without a single guilty thought. And right when you think it’s just going to stay a lesbian thing, Quagmire gets called in. Of course. The way the game presents him is perfect: you see his big cock before you properly see him. He shows up like it’s a casual Tuesday, drops his pants, and suddenly the whole vibe goes from “forbidden girls-only fun” to “okay, there’s a huge dick here and someone is getting stuffed.” The first time he slides in, the game is very honest about it: Lois is stretched, her moan changes, Donna’s face goes from calm to hungry, and it leans into that interracial vibe hard without pretending it’s anything but filthy. Peter’s still out there begging to be let in while his wife is bent over the couch getting pumped full and Donna is kissing her, one hand on Lois’ breast, the other guiding that big black cock deeper. It’s shameless, slightly stupid, and exactly the kind of horny comedy that fits this world even when it absolutely shouldn’t. I do wish there was a little more control over the scene pacing, maybe a way to hold the camera longer on Lois’ face when the cumshot hits her, because when Quagmire finally blows all over her and Donna, the game kind of rushes it, like it’s scared to let you enjoy the mess. But also I replayed that part three times, so maybe it’s fine.

Reaper here is not your moody edge-lord with two shotguns, he is basically walking ass-destruction service, and the game just goes, “yeah ok, let’s see how far this hole goes.” You pick if Reaper is more him or more her at the start, which is already kinda hot because both versions are thirsty as hell. Male Reaper is all about that brutal pounding vibe, thick cock, big rough hands on the hips, like he wants to bury you in the mattress. Female version keeps the mask and the tits, with this big futa cock that looks wrong in the best way, and somehow that makes the whole thing feel even filthier. It’s still Reaper, same mask, same attitude, just now your main concern is if your ass will ever close again.

Game drops you basically straight into anal action. No long buildup, no weird lore dump, just “here’s the hole, here’s the cock, figure it out.” You start playing with the speed and the different movement styles, and at first I was like “ok, standard stuff” and then suddenly the angle changes, the stroke gets deeper, and Reaper’s hips are just slamming in this very evil rhythm that made me bite my lip in real life. You mess a bit with tempo, go from slow teasing grind where just the tip sits there stretching the rim, to full brutal fucking where the cheeks are shaking and Reaper is just plowing like it’s overtime and the payload is your colon. There is this one moment when I cranked the speed a little too much and the character did that little body jerk that looks like “oh fuck, too deep” and I legit had to pause the game and laugh because yeah, felt that one in my soul.

The consequences part is what made me stay longer than I planned. It’s not just in-out animation loop. You actually see what happens after Reaper uses your ass as personal shooting range. Hole stays loose, lube or cum dripping, body language changes, there’s that exhausted slump where you can tell whoever is taking it is just done, but Reaper is not. I liked when you push him to go rough, pull him in close and the mask gets right into the frame while he hammers you, then after he finishes, you see the mess, the gape, the “ok I’m ruined” look. Honestly, I wish there were like one or two more positions, but at the same time the focus on anal and on this one fantasy makes everything hit harder. It’s dirty, very focused on that backdoor obsession, and the game kinda doesn’t care about anything else. Which, for an Overwatch Reaper fuck-my-ass simulator, is exactly as stupid and horny as it sounds.

This dating sim hits different than those polished romance games where you spend twenty minutes picking the perfect outfit. You're basically speed-running through pickup lines and hoping your charm stat is high enough to not crash and burn. The whole thing feels like someone took a Tinder conversation and turned it into a point-and-click adventure, except instead of matching with someone who ghosts you after three messages, you actually get somewhere.

The mechanics are pretty straightforward - you meet this chick through some dating website setup, and then it's all about saying the right things to keep her interested. What's weird is how the game doesn't really explain the scoring system, so you're just clicking dialogue options and hoping for the best. Sometimes being cocky works, sometimes being sweet does the trick. It's like real dating except you can actually reload if you fuck up spectacularly. The art style reminds me of those flash games from way back, nothing fancy but gets the job done. Her character design is definitely going for that busty fantasy look that'll keep your attention during the conversation parts.

Where things get spicy is when you actually succeed at the whole seduction thing. The car scene escalates pretty quickly from innocent ride home to full-on oral action, and the animations are surprisingly smooth for what looks like a budget production. The creampie finale is well-animated too, though I kept getting distracted by how the car windows never fog up despite all the action happening inside. The whole experience is maybe thirty minutes if you know what you're doing, longer if you keep picking the wrong dialogue like I did the first time. It's definitely more about the destination than the journey, but sometimes that's exactly what you want from a quick adult game session.