This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

This thing looks like somebody mashed together a horny fan wiki and a half-finished JRPG they found on a dusty old hard drive, and honestly, that’s kind of why it works. You open it and boom, wall of familiar faces if you watched too much shounen back in school: blonde chicks, redheads, that stacked vice-captain with the tits that never obey gravity, a fake Nami that’s like 20% more slutty than the actual one, Sakura looking like she finally stopped screaming “Sasuke-kun” and just decided to fuck instead. It’s all “oh I know her” and then two seconds later you’re in a turn based fight trying not to lose because you were too horny to read what the skills do. The combat is very old-school: your turn, her turn, your turn, her turn, and in the middle of it you’re staring at her boobs and forget to heal. I legit lost the first battle because I kept clicking attack like a caveman and ignored the little star difficulty thing they literally put there for idiots like me.

The pacing is weird in a funny way. In the beginning they basically tell you “go bully the weak girls first” and yeah, that sounds fucked, but then you see how the harder ones just destroy you and you crawl back to the easy ones with your dick and your pride both shrinking. You win, you get a new CG, you run to the CG Room like you just got a Legendary drop in Genshin. The art goes from “ok, this looks like real hentai from those old Bleach doujins I pretended I didn’t read” to “did a drunk cousin trace this on a phone?” and I kinda like that inconsistency. One fight I was sweating bullets against this smug busty captain, planning out my turns, praying the next hit doesn’t crit, and the reward screen pops up with her ass out, panties to the side, pussy dripping, expression like she’s too proud to admit she liked losing. Next girl I unlock is drawn like a DeviantArt request from 2010 and I still jerked off to it. I’m not proud. Actually, ok, a little proud.

What surprised me is how much the game made me baby the weaker characters. At first I tried to jump straight to the famous ones, like “oh hey, that looks like that soul hunter fox girl, gimme that”, and the game slapped me around harder than any Dark Souls boss. So I sat there, grinding wins on the low-star girls, not because I love them, but because I needed their pics and the stats for my own ego. It’s funny, you think “hah, porn game, I’ll just mash click”, then ten minutes later you’re comparing skills like it’s some gacha meta post on Reddit. I kept switching from the game to my phone, opening Chrome to check Discord, then hopping back when I remembered “oh shit, I still had a move left”. One time I misclicked, wasted a turn, got absolutely wrecked, and stared at the “defeat” screen while already half-hard like, wow, I really just lost a hentai fight because my dumb thumb slipped. Also, whoever decided to put that tiny difficulty indicator that you only see if you actually hover like a normal human, I hate you and also thank you. The game never really explains stuff cleanly, it just assumes you’ll figure it out while your brain is busy looking at tits. And it kind of works, in a messy, horny, “I should be doing something else right now but fuck it” way.

Charlie looks like she walked straight out of some trashy late night reality TV show, the kind you leave running in a tiny browser window while you pretend to answer Slack messages. Blonde hair sprayed to hell, tits pushed up like they’re begging for trouble, fake sweet smile that lasts exactly two sentences before she starts rolling her eyes at everyone. The whole thing is set up like one of those talent show parodies: judges, cheesy lights, way too much pink everywhere. Except nobody really cares if she can sing. They just want to see what her throat can handle when the “mic” gets switched out for something a lot thicker and veiny.

The fun part is how fast the whole “competition” vibe falls apart. At first she’s acting all annoyed, snapping at the judges, whining about cramps and being in a bad mood, and you’re thinking “ok, standard brat routine.” Then some genius decides her attitude problem needs a more… direct kind of medicine. No fake romance bullshit, no ten-minute build up. One second she’s complaining, next second her face is shoved over the table, ass up, skirt halfway around her waist, panties hanging off one ankle like she forgot they even exist. The way she goes from eye-rolling diva to moaning into the mic stand while a big cock is ramming into her from behind is honestly way hotter than it has any right to be. There’s this little moment where she tries to keep talking trash, but every time he bottoms out her voice jumps and it turns into these pathetic half-gasps, like she hates loving it. That’s the good stuff.

They also sneak in this “helpful female judge” that pretends to comfort her, except her hand is all over Charlie’s tits and sliding between her legs while the guy keeps pounding her. It turns into this messy threesome vibe where the blonde is getting her nipples sucked, clit teased, and her pussy stuffed full at the same time, and you can tell her brain just taps out. She grabs the other girl’s hair at one point, pulls her in for this angry kiss, and then loses it when the cock starts slamming faster, like she’s trying to bite back a scream and failing. When he finally blows it, they don’t do that tasteful fade out crap. Nope. Thick load on her face, in her mouth, some dripping from her chin while the other girl is licking the leftovers off her lips like it’s part of the scoring system. Charlie’s mascara is a mess, hair all over, chest heaving, and she still has that pissed off little glare like she wants to complain again but all that cum on her tongue keeps her quiet. Honestly, it feels exactly like watching a trash TV episode that accidentally turned into hardcore porn, and I kind of wish more “talent” shows ended with the loser getting fucked senseless instead of a sad montage.

Samus shows up here like she took a wrong portal and landed in the trashiest corner of the Nintendo multiverse, and honestly, it kind of rules. You’ve got this shiny blonde bounty hunter in a tiny bikini instead of the usual armor, strapped down so tight she’s not going anywhere, and the game basically asks, “Ok, how badly do you want to ruin her?” Then it lets you answer that with buttons, sliders, and too many cocks and tentacles to count. It starts slow if you want, just Samus squirming and giving you that pissed-off look, but the second you start actual penetration, the whole thing turns into a mix of porn clip and stress toy. You poke one thing, her ass reacts. You poke another, tentacles decide her pussy is their new home. And yeah, there’s an X-ray toggle, because apparently Creambee knows everyone wants to see what’s happening inside her holes, not only outside. One click and you’re looking straight into her cunt and ass while a thick cock or wet tentacle is stretching everything wide open, like some fucked-up anatomy lesson that would get you banned from any school in one second.

What I like is how it rewards messing around instead of just racing for the cumshot. I spent way too long just switching between anal and vaginal, watching her expression shift from angry to broken to that “I hate this but my body doesn’t” look that hentai people know too well. And yeah, the tentacle *** is not subtle at all. They come from below, wrap around her arms and legs, hold her open and pound her like they’re trying to pack her womb full. There’s no “romance”, no plot, just “Samus is fucked, now you choose how.” You can go full-on brutal, stuff her ass while another cock is hammering her pussy, and then flip on X-ray and watch both holes get filled at once. It’s ridiculous and kind of overkill, but in a good “I can’t believe I’m clicking this” way.

The little secret futanari switch in the background is peak old-school flash trolling. You spot it, click, suddenly Samus has a big hard dick on top of being used as a cum dump, and the whole scene gets twice as messy. I had her getting pounded by tentacles while her own cock was twitching and spilling over her belly and tits, facial dripping, creampie pouring out of her, and the screen just looked like someone attacked it with a bucket of cum in Photoshop. The final cumshot is exactly that type of nonsense too: you push things long enough, the rhythm changes, and then there’s this full-on explosion in her pussy, in her ass, and all over her face, like nobody here has heard of “too much”. My only stupid complaint is that the background secret is a bit annoying to find if you don’t know Creambee’s usual style, but yeah, I kept clicking around like an idiot until it worked and I’m still low-key mad about it. Anyway, if you ever wanted to see Samus tied up, fucked by tentacles, taken in the ass, stuffed with creampie, coated in facial, and also packing her own cock because why the hell not, this thing doesn’t even pretend to be tasteful. It just gives you the controls and lets you wreck her.

Looking for a fresh twist to aerohockey that injects pure chaos and thrill into every shot? Of course there is! Simply arm yourself with a barrage of guns and a tantalizing blonde who knows how to turn heads. You’ll be locked in a furious battle, shooting pucks like bullets to score big, all while she teases you with her sultry moves near the post. What makes this game irresistible is her slow, teasing undress – a reward reserved exclusively for the ultimate winner.

Step into a high-octane duel where every goal inches you closer to a private show. Your reflexes will be tested to the max in this rapid-fire contest where every move counts. She’s not just decoration; her sultry gyrations are part of the game’s intoxicating tension.

From casual matches to heated online battles, every round is packed with sweaty palms and cheeky incentives. Become the champion who commands attention both on the scoreboard and beyond.

Gear up, lock and load, and prepare for a game night unlike any other. Prove your dominance, and enjoy an exclusive, sizzling celebration that’s worth every shot.

Reina Vance from the notorious Queen's Blade series isn't just any golden-haired viking warrior - she's a raw, untamed force. This very night, you hold the power to dominate this fierce fighter.

Her scant armor leaves little to the imagination, her strong legs beckon you closer, making it easy to slide those undergarments off and expose her. Within minutes, this viking queen is lying flat, exposed and waiting, daring you to explore every inch of her.

Caress her curves until she moans with desire, and soon enough, she’ll be begging you to take her hard. Get rough with her, pounding her like the filthy warrior she secretly is. Your reward? A thick creampie filling her wet, trembling coochie, sealing your conquest.

Push her limits, you might even unlock some naughty bonuses: raunchy titfucking that leaves her gasping, followed by a relentless facial cumshot that splatters across her pretty face.

She plays the part of a cold warrior, but she lives for rough treatment. This game isn’t just an interactive fantasy - it’s a raw, explicit playground where you click, undress, and ravage the petite viking queen until she’s nothing but your obedient slut.

Every action drags her deeper into submission, turning this battle-hardened prisoner into your personal plaything in a dungeon of dirty desires.

Reina’s body is primed for your domination - will you conquer or be consumed?

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Reina Vance of the infamous Queen's Blade universe is one scorching viking blonde. Tonight, you take on the challenge of taming her.

She wears almost no protection, thighs wide open for your touch, tight panties ready to be stripped away. Moments later, she’s splayed on the ground, exposed.

Explore every inch, making her beg, sooner or later, she begs for your cock. Fuck her like the slut she’s hiding, give her a hot creampie.

Unlock steamy boob fucking and in-your-face facials.

Her tough act hides a slutty hunger for domination. Interact with her, stripping away her armor and inhibitions.

Strip her defiance and unleash her darker side, with every interaction and undressing.

Reina’s body is ready for your control - are you ready to own her?

Riven here is exactly the kind of horny disaster you see at a con hotel lobby at 1 in the afternoon already half out of costume. The game just throws you right in with her and her extra equipment, no slow build, no fake romance, just “yeah, she has a fat cock and everyone is gonna deal with it.” It actually feels like one of those scuffed fan animations you watch on Newgrounds at school computer lab with the volume off, hoping teacher doesn’t walk behind you. Everything is click based, super simple, but that kind of works, because you’re not here to practice e‑sports, you’re here to watch a very smug blonde problem-child from League get used and do some using of her own. The first time her dick twitches and that little animated loop starts, I literally said “ok, that’s cute” out loud. Then two clicks later it’s not cute anymore, it’s just filthy.

The vibe is very commission-core. You can almost feel the client note like “make sure we really see the cum” burned into every animation. There’s a tiny awkwardness in how it moves that actually makes it hotter for me, like those old Flash loops people would trade on USB sticks at cons. Blowjob scene hits pretty quick, and it’s not some artsy fade to white, you see her throat work, you see spit, you see her enjoying her own power way too much. Then suddenly there’s more bodies in the frame and you realize ok, we are not in solo territory, this is proper pile of horny idiots. The threesome bits are where it gets fun, because you get those angles where her cock is buried in someone, her own mouth is busy on another, and the animation just focuses on hips and balls and messy fluids. Sometimes it loops a hair too long and you start noticing tiny flaws, a weird hand, a face that twitches wrong, but then the cumshot hits and the whole screen feels like it was waiting for that moment anyway, so you forgive everything in one second. I wish there was better sound, or any sound that doesn’t feel like a broken panel at a small town anime fest, but the silence almost feels like you’re sneaking porn on your phone behind the cosplay repair table, so it made me laugh.

Gallery on space bar is such a “coder gave up on UI” move that I kinda respect it. It’s like: ok, you saw the ride once, now pick your favorite loops and just go to town. I kept going back to the angle where Riven is getting railed and still stroking her own cock, precum drooling while her partner milks the last shot out of her. Cum flies in stupid arcs, there’s no physics, it looks like someone squeezed a mayonnaise bottle, and it still hits. If you’re the type who always stops at futa Riven art on Twitter instead of scrolling, this feels like that art finally grew legs and started moving. I do wish there was more build up, some teasing, maybe a bit of rude banter, because in my head she’s a trash-talking top who accidentally gets turned into a moaning mess, and here we jump straight into the messy part. But then again, I said that and still kept clicking like a trained animal. You know exactly what corner of your brain this tickles. And if you ever walked through a con hall and thought “if that Riven cosplayer had a cock, I’d let her ruin my weekend,” yeah, this is pretty much that fantasy pressed into a little horny Flash time capsule.

The clash of vacuum cleaner champions is about to erupt though this isn’t just any ordinary brawl as it spins into a high-stakes blackjack game. Your task involves maneuvering a vacuum cleaner and battling your virtual adversary in order to gather card-marked chips spread all over the lively game field with the goal of scoring a perfect 21.

And wait until you see what’s happening behind the scenes. In the background, a sexy blonde in tight black lingerie teases and tempts stripping down piece by piece as you rack up points. Her slow, deliberate undressing adds an enticing edge to the game fueling your desire as the stakes rise.

It’s not your average blackjack match; it’s a wild mix of skill and seduction. Every swipe of the vacuum and every chip grabbed feels like a pulse-quickening thrill. You have to be sharp and fast to outplay your opponent and win big.

Jump straight into this provocative contest and feel the heat build. As you near 21, the blonde’s reveal becomes impossible to resist. Will you dominate the game and unlock the full seductive spectacle? Get behind the vacuum and let the game begin.

Nothing classy about this one, baby, and that’s exactly the point. You load it up and boom, you’re in this tacky little fish market that looks like it smells of old shrimp and cheap perfume. Front and center there’s this blonde seller, like someone dropped a low-budget Instagram model into a Slavic street market and told her “smile and pretend you’re not freezing.” She’s got that mix of “I’m bored at work” and “I know exactly what you’re here for” on her face. The whole deal is simple: you’re buying fish, but we both know you’re here to buy clothes off her body, not seafood. Every catch, every price, every little number ticking up is you trying to reach that magic total where she starts losing fabric and all shame. Honestly I started out trying to min-max the money, then five minutes later I’m just giggling because I’m sweating over imaginary fish while a hot girl stares at me like I’m the weird one.

The arcade vibe is stupidly addictive. You’re juggling prices, trying to hit exactly the right sum, not too much, not too little. It’s like horny Sudoku with carp. You click, toss, check what you got, try again, mutter “fuck” when you overshoot by one coin and realize you basically just robbed yourself of a strip moment. Sometimes the fish you grab feels completely useless, like when the game serves you some tiny trash worth nothing and you’re screaming at your screen like “girl, you better take something off as emotional support.” And when you finally land the right combo and she agrees to strip, it feels way more satisfying than it has any right to be. The real model look helps a lot. Her expressions actually sell the whole fantasy: a little teasing, a little “I do this every day, babe,” and sometimes a bit of deadpan like she’s thinking about her grocery list while she’s undressing for you. Honestly that made it hotter for me. Or worse. Hard to say.

It’s all trashy in the best way, like opening Tinder after a bottle of wine. No deep story, no fancy transitions, just you, the girl, the fish, and this weird tension building with each catch. At one point I was on my phone in the bathroom, Chrome open, hoping no notification from Telegram popped up mid-strip because try explaining that to anyone. The more you play, the more you start treating the numbers like foreplay. You get picky with which fish to go for, trying to line everything up so you don’t waste a good reveal on a sloppy total. The pacing is kind of all over the place though: sometimes you get to the fun part quick, sometimes you’re stuck haggling with the fish gods longer than I’ve ever waited on a Grindr reply. And yet, every time she slides off another piece of clothing, the world goes quiet and I’m like “yes, queen, this is art, this is culture” while simultaneously knowing it absolutely is not. It’s cheap, messy, slightly wrong, and I’ll still keep coming back to that market like a thirsty fisherman with no shame.