Katara is just one of the major heroines from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" anime series and if you have thought of fucking her at the very least as soon as then this simple yet fun game is for you! Yes, it has just one scene in which - and there is no surprise below - Katara gets fucked like a whore though thanks to wide modification settings you can transform many and many components of it: from the clothing and approximately facial expressions!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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A visual novel that has at least two interesting moments - first-ever it is made in combination of pixelated black and white artstyle and second is that here you are playing as futanari character! That's right - that your alter ego here will be having nice tits and have a surprise in the undies and which will obviously affect in quite interesting ways on conversations with many different characters that you will meet further. Explore the city located on a tropical island and build relations with new friends which you have all the chances to find here if you will act in the proper way with them (because during dialogs there will be moments when the option of just two options might send the whole story in fully another direction).
This is one among the beautiful classic poker games by its own rules, however it's several cool options which will undoubtedly build it one among your favourite poker games! First of all, you'll be able to choose that well-liked anime character you'd wish to play by your aspect and as your rival, and this selection could amendment not only the looks, however conjointly the interactions via the sport, like dialogues and extra scenes. The striptease half is additionally higher done than in different games as a result of here you'll be able to decide that a part of your character's garments to require off just in case you happen to eliminate a spherical. You will see a good deal of different fun stuff here as you play, as a result of it's one pretty game particularly if you would like to visualize all the fucking-fucking scenes and unlock the whole gallery.
The story revolves around Sophia Parker, a loving mother and spouse, whose life takes a sharp turn as her husband’s new career move drags them to a different town. Everything she knew about home and safety fades away as they settle into this new place. Even her child can feel the chill of displacement in this unwelcoming environment.
In this town, fresh faces like Sophia and her family are met with cold shoulders and whispered skepticism. Her previous routine crashes down, leaving her scrambling for control amid unfamiliar challenges.
The question looms: will she rise above the hardships to hold her family together, or allow the outside forces to break them? What Sophia becomes depends entirely on the paths you choose.
Immerse yourself in a turbulent tale where loyalty and resilience are tested at every turn. Navigate the murky waters of trust and betrayal, and decide who deserves a place in Sophia’s world.
Your involvement is critical—help Sophia carve out a space for her family in a world that wants to shut them out. This isn’t just a game, it’s a battle for identity, belonging, and love in a place that tries to deny all three.
Begin your journey today and see if you have what it takes to turn struggle into triumph.
Until yesterday, your life was uneventful and utterly uninspiring, and today you find yourself clashing head-on with dangerous superpowered criminals wearing the mantle of a hero alongside a team of powerful vigilantes! Each time you venture outside, the unpredictable world pulls you into outrageous escapades.
Find yourself surrounded by danger? Check, it’s part of the job. And of course, there’s always that voluptuous latex-clad heroine turning up just in time to save your skin. You think that’s wild? Wait till things get more intense.
Pretty soon, it’s not about being rescued anymore... You transform those mighty superpowered women into your own playful, submissive super bitches. This isn’t just a fight for justice anymore; it’s a passionate game where you hold all the cards.
Step into the shoes of a man whose life flipped overnight - from boring to a nonstop rush of danger and desire. How far will you push the limits of power, pleasure, and control? Your adventure starts right now.
Brace yourself, everything you know is about to shift. Like it or not, there's no turning back now. The shocker? Your dad is getting hitched once more. Say goodbye to peace, because your place will get totally packed. You won’t just be dealing with a new woman in the house. And if that wasn’t enough, three (3!) stepsisters are crashing your life. The peaceful place where you lived will become a nonstop madhouse. You’ll need to dive headfirst into hot, forbidden encounters just to cope. Each day brings a new, risqué challenge with your not-so-innocent stepsisters. Will you give in to the wild urges that your new 'family' ignites? Jump into this explosive mix of forbidden desires and complicated relationships. Prepare for a rollercoaster where pleasure and scandal intertwine permanently. Don’t hold back – jump into the mess, the lust, and the raw passion waiting for you right now.
Just like always, the best thrills lie hidden, away from the masses, and the planet’s most iconic theme park is no exception. When the daytime visitors with children disappear, that’s when the real party starts — only then can you experience the forbidden thrill of Cinderella’s company. Much like the craziest rides demanding courage, you must demonstrate you deserve this adventure. To put it bluntly, getting Cinderella on your side takes effort and finesse. Keep in mind, Cinderella’s no ordinary girl—she demands a suitor worthy of her crown. The instant you wander into this secluded zone, anticipation hangs heavy. Dimmed lights and a tantalizing melody set the stage while Cinderella eyes you carefully. You need to navigate a dance of seduction, teasing her until she’s utterly captivated by you. With every whispered word and stolen moment, you sink deeper into this intoxicating game. Will you woo her gently or overwhelm her with raw desire? If you succeed, you unlock an experience dripping with decadence and delight. If you crave a night where fairy tales twist into something dangerously erotic, then start your chase now. Step beyond the crowds and into a world where Cinderella’s secrets are yours to discover. Prepare yourself for a decadent adventure where desire rules and only the clever win. So, will you seize the moment? Cinderella’s invitation is open.
Take on the role of a once-respected teacher, now desperate for one final shot at reclaiming your career in Club Apprehension, where nothing about this job is ordinary. This isn’t your everyday academic grind: leading a spoiled, clueless group of ultra-rich girls toward graduation is only half the battle. Meanwhile, balancing the hectic nightlife of running a bustling hostess lounge becomes your unexpected side hustle.
Enjoy a seamless mix of diverse story paths entwined with freeform sandbox gameplay, forcing you to juggle the conflicting demands of night and day. Guiding these fortunate yet directionless teens through their academic trials tests your patience and skill. Nighttime means balancing flirtations, power plays, and high society drama within the exotic club scene.
The relationships you build and the moves you make could either save or shatter your prospects. As a grown-up visual novel, the game delves deep into emotional entanglements and provocative storytelling, pulling you into a world where status, education, and pleasure collide. Are you ready to mastermind both a classroom revolution and a nightlife empire?
Step inside a universe where every whispered secret and bold move carries weight, where the line between mentorship and manipulation blurs. Embrace the challenge, because the future of these girls - and your own fate - depend on what you do next.
Being a comics artist means your life revolves around the wild worlds you craft. Each day’s excitement comes from the risky journeys you sketch out for your creations. Could you handle living inside the very stories you bring to life on paper? Suddenly, a cryptic force appears, presenting a gift that’s as strange as it is tempting. This entity promises to show whether you can survive as one of your comic personas. Now you are no longer just an artist—you become your own masterpiece come alive. Of course, you understand every “gift” like this always holds a sinister twist.
Now inside the skin of your own character, every risky adventure becomes personal – and far more intense. The lines between pleasure and peril blur as you live out every passion and peril scripted by your own hand. Will your artistic imagination be your salvation or your downfall?
You’ll face choices teeming with lust and danger, knowing each decision shapes your fate in this dangerous new existence. Feel the intoxicating rush as you negotiate desire, risk, and power in a reality shaped by your own darkest dreams. As your story unfolds, the blurred lines between creator and creation become your ultimate playground – or prison.
Unleash yourself into the world you've built, embodying passions and dangers only you could conjure. Your story awaits — live it, feel it, survive it.
At first, you shrugged it off as a prank, after all, you've never won a thing in your life, an unexpected ticket to the sun-soaked island of your fantasies? Even though it sounds too good to be true, you find yourself compelled to verify the details. What you discover shocks you: a real office staffed by a charming secretary, a sleek private plane, and a handful of other guests - all beautiful women who look like they just stepped out of a dream. This feels like more than luck; maybe it’s destiny wrapped in desire. Your decisions will steer every heated encounter in this seductive roleplaying adventure, all unfolding on an idyllic holiday island.
Feel the heat of the sun mixed with anticipation as you lock eyes with enchanting guests all eager to break the ice. Step by step, your path twists into passionate liaisons, sultry nights, and stolen touches under the moonlight.
Will you resist or succumb quickly? Every decision shapes your journey through this intoxicating web of desire. Every encounter bristles with chemistry, pulling you deeper into a narrative where your desires fuel the story.
Embrace the heat of the tropics and the electric charge of new connections waiting to explode. Push all boundaries, explore every temptation, and uncover what it truly means to have luck on your side.
Lead a close group of fantasy heroes as they set off on a perilous mission. Among your companions are a sharp elven ranger, a steadfast human clergyman, and a cunning tiefling warlock. They’re masters of their skills, but here’s the kicker – every single one is a smoking-hot female, and you stand as the lone male presence. Of course, this imbalance fuels countless exciting and sensual encounters during the treacherous trek ahead.
As soon as your journey begins, the sizzling interactions among your group make every step pulse with anticipation. With her keen senses, the elven ranger picks up more than just danger; her steady looks hint at something deeper. Your human clergyman radiates holiness, but there’s a provocative side beneath that robe you can’t help but notice. Her infernal heritage fuels both her spells and the smoldering glances she shoots your way.
As dangers lurk around every corner, the real test lies in navigating the desires and tensions simmering within your team. Your bonds grow stronger with every fight, every whispered conversation, turning your mission into an intimate saga of lust and loyalty.
Dive into a world where your tactical skills are rivaled only by the seductive challenges posed by your captivating teammates. Do you have the strength to balance power and passion as your journey unfolds?
Take command, forge your path, and discover just how intense a fantasy mission can become when desire is part of the equation.
Take control of Tomai, a character living on the edge of something extraordinary. In a peaceful riverside town, where silence wraps around you like a soft blanket, Tomai's unusual friends—scaly, tailed animals—are just part of everyday life. With the Evening Event drawing near, your dad pushes you to get everything just right for the upcoming night. In the days ahead, decide if you’ll walk the line as a compliant son, take bold risks as a loyal friend, or embrace the shadows as a secretive lover. Only you hold the power to decide your fate.
Your actions will ripple through the fabric of this quiet town, altering bonds and unlocking mysteries that pulse beneath its serene surface. These unusual friends blur the line between comfort and thrill, offering affection that can turn into temptation at any moment. With the event closing in, Tomai stands at a crossroads where obedience clashes with yearning, and every step could lead to ruin or revelation. Choose to be the perfect son or the unpredictable force that shakes the town’s foundation and unlocks desires long buried.
Lose yourself in a tale where innocence collides with temptation, and the cost of each choice is as high as the stakes. Get ready for encounters that set pulses racing, turning quiet town nights into wild rides of desire and risk. Lead Tomai through a maze of choices where charm, courage, and cunning determine whether he thrives or falls.
The stage is set, the night is waiting — will you seize the chance to write your own legend with Tomai? Start playing and discover how far you'll go when the evening falls and the secrets awaken.
Young and mischievous ladies named Audrey, Lisa and Zoey invite you to play unwrap poker. Of course, it would be very stupid to refuse such a hot honey, and you accept the invitation. So, first-ever, choose one of the ladies. Launching it will be Lisa. Then place your bet and the game begins. Your goal is to get a combination of cards higher than Lisa's. You then win the round and find the pot. When Lisa has no cash left, she will undress and put some clothes on the line as collateral. Keep winning and you will see Lisa entirely naked. You may see her big tits and round bootie. After that choose another nymph , for example Audrey. And start playing undress poker with this beauty. You want to do this... Then let's do it instantly.
Because you can say already from reading the title of this game it will be focused on deepthroat fucking with a number of the figures in really poplar anime series"Fairy Tail"... only this time you will be choosing the character out of five(!) Different dolls! Appreciate the upclose look at the oral bang-out skills of one of the heorines from the next list: Erza Scarlett, Lucy Heartfilia, Juvia Lockser, Meredy and Mavis Vermilion! Just click on the portrait of the woman in the left side of the game screen and the woman will be switched at the exact same moment, pick the one that you like the most and enjoy this looped depethroat bang-out picture for as long as you will want to! Overall this is one simple but fun manga porn parody game and you can always get more of these on our website.
Hot blonde milf with large tits and also glasses - if this is your sort of favored educator then this game is for you! As you have possibly already presumed you are playing as a pupil who is intending to seduce his educator and also despite the fact that she additionally seems to be curious about you some skills of charming are still called for: select right phrases and also actions during your conversations and also enjoy hentai minigames!
Do you wish to return to school? Do you? And what if you were to be doing it in a group of characters from the an exciting new game from the "Meet and Fuck" sereis? This is the time to talk! However, don't assume that you'll be playing as another sexy student who manages to entice his female techs everywhere because the rules have been changed and you will be playing as male teacher! This means it's your job to make sure you put everything back into order each time the classroom discipline will start to go off. What can you do to do it when there are only beautiful (and well-groomed) ladies in your class? The answer is that your large hard cock will surely serve you in all the upcoming scenarios during which you may utilize it as a tool to punish or for pleasure!
Dude saved cash for a trip to Hawaii. Now he flew to this tropical paradise. Even in the plane he noticed a huge-chested blonde who flew alone on the plane. Definitely she needs help, and you are a great business. It turned out she was waiting for her sister, who must fulfill her at the airport. The dude offers the female assist with luggage and finds out that her name is Chelsea. Suddenly her sister emerges. Wow. This is a female. What a gorgeous figure she has and big tits. Her sister's name is Erin. After a little talk you decide to meet at the beach cafeteria. You come there and watch Chelsea. She is gorgeous. Over a glass of wine, you tie a dialogue during which you incline Chelsea to a sexual act. Her sister Erin is also not against a sexual hook-ups...
The game Never Ever Saint immerses you in a universe where characters aren’t just images, but living, breathing souls. It gets that a powerful narrative comes alive through the emotional currents flowing between its characters. You’re invited to dive deep into the chaos of interaction, to experience those moments that crackle with anticipation and conflict.
It throws you into a labyrinth of desires, fears, and raw emotions, insisting you engage with every beat of human complexity. It’s designed so that every interaction hits like a real conversation, alive with tension and meaning.
Connections aren’t mere backdrop—they shape every twist, every heartbreak, every triumph. When you act, you aren’t just moving the plot; you’re rewriting the emotional topography of the game’s universe.
This title merges the cerebral with the carnal, demanding your attention not just to plot but to pulse. Dive into a storm of feelings that range from tender to taboo, where every heartbeat counts.
Step inside to discover a world where every look, every word, every touch changes everything. Plug in, lean in, and let the tangled webs of Never ever Saint consume you.
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Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat