Have you ever wanted to be a cartoon hotties as Katara? You'll be awed by this minigame There will be no dialogues or stories, just an the interactive pov sex scene! Additionally, you'll also receive an array of options for customization that will allow you to create a scene that is thrilling for you personally! You can also play around with it for enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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This captivating and engaging HTML 5 game will appeal those who prefer to be sexy and full-bosomed slave women. You're the proprietor of a beautiful slave girl. She's in your basement. There's a floor covering for her to rest on, and a bucket for her to test her progress. To interact with the slave unit, just click. A window for action choices appears. For instance you can make the slave decide your Patron, Master or whatever. You can then select a garment for the slave. You'll be able to with your slave to suck her in her tight tummy and spherical sexy ass. Enjoy watching the hefty cock that is ripping her sexy thigh in half. Don't forget to keep in check of your sleep and health. The slave needs his sleep. Therefore, if you're capable of having a good time with a beautiful slave girl and have a sexual encounter, do it immediately.
Several years have passed considering that the world of shinobi has gotten into and ruined your world. Though you have made it through and now spending your days with your roomamtes unde rthe watchful eye of your Landlady. However you have learned your lesson and you understand that just when you expect it the least the fate stirkes. You will have to deal with the shadow world of shinobi when again though this time around you wont be a scared kid without any power or skills to secure yourself and the ones you like. This time around you will enter their world first and ruin it develop the inside... or a lot of busty kunoichi will be enough to alter your mind?
This game will be all about sexy sandy-haired Britney giving mind! Enjoy Britny gently sucking your pipe while you will decide what she will have to do next - take a look at the left side of the screen and you will notice the whole list of sexual activities for her! Make her slurp the tip or give you a great stroke. May eb you want her to taste your nuts? She can do that! Of course it is possible to directive her to slurp and suck your pipe - and she will might go crazy whilst doing it as well! And of course it's all up to you to decide when to spunk! Try all the options or pick your favorites - there won't be any perfect choices or rules you have to ensue. This game is just to showcase you what oral skills Britney has grown and can't wait to place them into good use with your big hard cock tonight!
Slutty nuns have become typical in recent times, but if this concept is still making you sexy then you're sure to love this long, but extremely kinky mini-game about sister O'Malley, who is an outside nun and a sexually slut on the inside... and who has no reason for why these two sides of her personality can't be a part of one! In fact, you won't be shocked or astonished to discover that this huge woman is caring for numerous (!) large black cocks in her workplace! You will also get to experience the most thrilling moments from a first-person perspective which is a good reasons to try this game. Be aware that this is just an imaginary story and is intended to entertain you!
Barely you have prepared to run an abroad hotel yet your grandpa clealry had other plans for you. So right here you are - alone in the foreign country dealing with a whole lot of issues that you didnt produce yet that you will have to fix. Thankfully you wont be left all alone in this circumstance and adorable looking elven housemaid will be assisting you. Yes, you have read it properly - an ELVEN housemaid! And indeed, she seems to be the most typical among all the other workers and particularly guests...
Satoshi and Mary are in love though their connections are not in the very best shape lately. And the truth that long waited summertime holiday was cancelled due to Satoshi's uncle is not assisting in any way. However as the autumn comes near our heroes get a special invitation to an isolated island where they can check their feelings and lastly to find out are they destined to be together or not. Seems starnge? Seems questionable? You bet it is! However being in love is not regarding being affordable... even when it pertains to simple making it through.
Unfortunately enough your household has never been an example of happiness. And when your moteher has fallen the sufferer of horrible health problem you had no other choices than to transfer to your daddy's location once again. He is an armed forces so you never can tell for certain where he is, what he does and when he will come back. Though he seems to be the one who has lastly made a decision to move additionally considering that on your arrival you discover... an impressive brunette woman swimming in the backyard pool! Her name is Madison and she basically can become your step-mom soon. Unless you will make something truly silly or something truly wise and modification everybody's plans.
A brand new erotic game from an author who is a novice, in which you have the option of changing your appearance and personalizing adorable and adorable girl with an appropriate name: Angel. There are sets that can be played both night and day times that means you'll have two times more chances to transform this gorgeous blondie an even more attractive blondie! Based on your personal idea of what you want to look like!
A beautiful math teacher is looking to get you proficient with numbers, and that is why she's offering an alternative grade system that goes beyond letters. For a set of math problems that are correctly solved. you can expect an entertaining striptease performance from her! Simply complete the challenge you can see on the screen by selecting the number you believe is the correct answer. Then take pleasure in your time after school!
Sucking in some of the most beautiful of xartoon's princesses in real life? This is only possible in themed parks and dating simulators... and this game parodies both of these concepts! Today, you have the chance to experience the most thrilling trips to the renowned Cartoonland but before your wildest fantasies about Cinderella are realized, you'll need to make the good choices.
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When your preferred fantasy videogame characters are going to fuck you barely have any type of other option than to enjoy the entire show. However considering that this is still a game you can choose one of lots of settings that they will be doing it! Plus the majority of these setting can be shown from the different cam angles so you might take pleasure in every single moment. And indeed, you don't really have to be the fan of "World of WarCraft" to take pleasure in these moments.
When one door closes the other one opens. Or in this specific situation considering that this story is regarding DnD fans: when one wonderful portal closes the unethical person includes a special offer... As you have most likely already thought from checking out the title this offer will be the gift of hypnosis and it will be up to you exactly how you will be using it. As long as you keep complying with specific policies ofcourse...
The third part of the interesting and depraved game is Amazon Island. So the major protagonist became the king of the Amazon tribe. He has several wives and lots of children. He fucks any amazon from his tribe. Suddenly, one of the days the sentinel resorts and says that the tribe is about to be attacked by the marital squad of barbarians. You must organize the defense of the village from enemies. For this you must kill the barbarians. Use the mouse to strike at the enemy. As briefly as the barbarians are overcame, you will get a worthy reward, however life in the tribe is still not peaceful and you will have to address some more large problems. To do this, use your brain. Enjoy this interesting game at this time.
Two pretty pretty, but stupid enough college girls studying in your classroom. They are prone to depravity, but cannot correctly understand mathematical equations. To conduct additional classes with them, the schoolteacher leaves two ladies after class. So he looks at them. Girls have big tits and short skirts. The schoolteacher calls the dark-haired to the blackboard but she has not learned homework. The schoolteacher is angry. He commences to spank the dark haired in her curved booty, but the dark haired likes it. She takes off her undies and the schoolteacher sees her cock-squeezing and pink vulva. The blonde comes closer and starts sucking his fat prick to the professor. And after that they enjoy lecherous group fuck-a-thon. Find out what will happen next at this time.
Intercative manga porn parody that will once again allow you to satisfy your beloved heros of"Ben 10: The Ultimate Alien" toon series But clearly this time they are going to do something that you will never see in the official series. The principal heroin is skinny (and very sex-positive ) red-haired Gwen who is going to be fucked not only by Ben but Max as well! This threesome fucky-fucky landscape will have some versions which you may pick from the list of avialable actions. Once the act is selected the animation will begin as well as the pleasure meter will begin to packing up. Once it will get total you can get on the next stage including foray fucky-fucky. Fill it one more time and you will activate special cum-shot scene! Ofcourse you can replay the scene and try other options or enjoy the ones that you like donce more.
Enormous tits and zombies? You might believe that this game is really a hentai parody about the anime series known as"Highschool of the Dead" but this is wher eyou will be wrong - actually this is a hentai parody on"Queen's Blade"! But there still will be buxom ladies and fuckfest greedy zombies. And ou still can discover some parodies on"HSOD" on our website too. This game is not so hard. To begin to play with all you want to do is to pick one of five main heroines of the series and then you will be luving intercative fuckfest scenes with this huge-chested warrior getting fucked. To progress through the game you should switch different fuckfest modes once they become available to make the pleasure level to pack up - nothing too challenging. Each heroine prefers her own sex position so you should check them all anyways to get the utter experience.
Together with your finest friend and your attractive sweetheart you are going on holiday to the sea. This little experience guarantees to be rather fun and interesting for your little business. Together you will be keeping in mind fun times and produce new memories. Though beware - you can make your friendship either stronger or to spoil it totally. And so regarding your romance also.
This is erotic interactive story about youthfull student named Shinn Akatsuki. But truly interesting his entire life gets when he has an opportunty to perform at his high school while being college student. Now he will have to do everything he can to stay on this endeavor by making everyone around him t think that he is a flawless candidate not only for this job but for everything else in school's life. And only the player will know that really this gus is not so virginal and he wants everyony to think that he is flawless for one reason - so he could easier entice every big-boobed doll he will get a chance with! Among his future victories you will get a good deal of different girls who will be joind to his ultimate bang-out harem... if you will be able to help him with that ofcourse.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat