Have you ever wanted to be a cartoon hotties as Katara? You'll be awed by this minigame There will be no dialogues or stories, just an the interactive pov sex scene! Additionally, you'll also receive an array of options for customization that will allow you to create a scene that is thrilling for you personally! You can also play around with it for enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Pretty fundamental hentai themed minigame which still can bring you a great deal of fun. All that we have right here is animated scene where one attractive person gets fucked by the other attractive person in doggystyle setting. And we utilize the term 'person 'only beacuse they are rather adjustable" from the skin tone and hair color and as much as size boobs and even gender switch! Check out all the possibilities!
Return in time and witness "My Hero Academia" when buddies have not become mortal opponents yet. And even better - get the possibility to avoid this from occurring and alter the entire history of their friendship! The exact same chooses the charming connections with lots of hotties around considering that unlike the official version right here you can turn your low rank hero into top class enthusiast also!
Tokiko Pure Comic continues. The girl soldier Tokiko does all what Kazuki says - blowjob, various sex poses and so on. She starts to do things together and also gets horny.
In this video game, you will be able to imagine a fantastic anime film with hot input in an array of review videos that are interactive! If you're an active participant in the first game, and in particular Makoto's personality, you must definitely play this game! The first word used in the game is Japanese however, when you must choose something, it will end with a hot mini-game that is just one way or another. In every scene you'll have to decide to make use of the appearance options and select one of the numerous locations to connect. Making this choice without knowing exactly what's going to happen next could be a good way to add some fun to the game you're playing if you like surprises. From mouth-to-breast work to wild hookups. Makoto has these skills nearly as well as she can do anal drilling. So it's time to have some fun.
"Dancing Queen" continue the story about Rikku's sexual misadventures to a concert of some in demand singer. This is suppoesd to be part trio of 4. So don't miss this one if you like watching hot blonde's getting herself in xxx ganbang. Probably there is absolutely no need of telling you this once again but non the less - the game still has no english version. So all the screams that Rikku will probably be shouting while she will be touched and utilized by a gang of prverts you will have to think out yourself. And it is good that there is not much of a story in the background so nothing will distract you from this orgy. Just don't miss the next sequence which is also promised to be the last one about Rikku for now - just as all the preceding vignettes you can always find it on our website.
It was meant to be videogames all night long for finest friends however instead one of them (yes, the one that you are playing as) ended up stuck with his finest frend's household. Though don't get distressed as well early since thankfully enough this household includes hot looking mom and non the less hot looking siblings so as you can envision this night is going to be anything however boring.
You are playing as a person who has to deal with your buddies child named Milly. Her parents had to transfer to one more country due to theor tasks though they didnt wish to take Milly out of her friendly atmosphere particularly when she has started her examining at college. So leaving her under your protection appeared like a great idea. Though appears like Milly is going to discover a great deal of new wonderful things not only at college...
When you were the powerful devil lord ruling the limitless lands with lust and corruption. However somehow you were defeated and put behind bars for lots of and lots of years. Planning your getaway took some time, preparing it took even longer yet whatever has gone south in a blink of an eye and you have gotten away not only from your prison however from your own body and your dimension! Now you are possessing one of those weak creatures referred to as 'people '. As for fortunately spreading lust and corruption in this world may be even much easier...
"League of Pussy" is a collection of top-down rpg adventures which you can play as stand alone games or as manga porn parody on quite in demand"League of Legends" (yet here you won't find any moba gameplay elements as in original game). In this version you are going to live trhough multiple adventures and battles in order to get a chance on close meeting with one of famous champions. Today you are allowed to choose between helping Sona or Ahri but slightly anyone will be surprised if you will try your chances on both of them. After all each champion has not only detailed characters and backgorund stories but sexual scenes too! Ofcourse it is quite possible that you will meet other sexy ladies during your journey (and very likely not lal of them ar egoing to be hostile to you).
Did you ever intended to obtain your very own team of pirates, a ship and to take a course onto uncharted waters for all sorts of amazing and unsafe adventures? If the answer is 'yesthen this game is for you! Lead the group, take care of the ship, execute missions and attract hotties every time you can - this visual story with roleplay components will certainly give you such opportunity! And indeed, it is hevaily motivated by the world of "One Item" which is one more one large factor to try this video game!
As the sun dips below the horizon of the relaxing island of Motunui, the joyful spirit begins to weave its magic, wrapping the villagers in warmth and event. This year, Moana is on a special objective-- not to sail the huge ocean or bring back the heart of Te Fiti, however to find real essence of the holiday season. Join her on this bewitching Christmas experience, where the lessons of custom, love, and friendship await!
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During your life on earth you were always working. And you were working extremely hard... which ofcourse has lead you to dying much faster than you most likely could! So what is going to occur with you next? Will you go on Heavens or be thrown down into Hell? Well, non of these. What is expetcing you is... one more task! Subscribe the contract with tricky however hot looking succubus and fuck lots of hot chicks from various dimensions! Yep, now this is task worth working hard!
With Beerus and Champa suddenly banished from the divine realm, the enormous, bewildering obligation of God of Damage for World 7 falls upon your young shoulders. Assisted by your smart and capable attendant Angel, Vados, you need to navigate the complicated and usually chaotic tasks of a divine destroyer-- making a decision the fate of worlds, preserving cosmic balance with needed damage, and nurturing appealing people all while aiming to increase World 7's notoriously low mortal level. This special cosmic experience focuses less on overwhelming difficulties and more on personal touch; your influence permeates the world not just with power, however with style, using a substantial system enabling you to extensively personalize the appearance and attire of almost every character you satisfy, genuinely making the world your own in a manner no GoD has previously.
Aya and Mei Two very attractive, but different girlfriends have an idea of going to the abandoned house that according to a variety of rumors, is haunted by ghosts. However, what these rumors do not claim is that the ghosts are hungry, but their desire is for something else. They are all sexually obscene creatures and having two gorgeous ladies to be a wonderful gift to all of them! At the start of the game, you will be able to choose one of teh girls that you would like to play as, but be prepared that throughout the story, their personalities could alter - after all, being in this kind of situation is not going to be easy for anyone, and their most ferocious fears aren't just going to be uncovered but also to expose their true selves!
Busty Rangiku Matsumoto is likely appear gorgeous, but today did you get fortunate because she is very hot! So if you always wanted to get a fuck with the blonde lady in many different ways, you can have the chance right now... but only if you are fluent in the japanese language. You can certainly try this game with your luck, but in this instance, the winning outcome isn't 100% guaranteed (and when we say'successful', is not just stripping her, but also fucking her and sending her and yourself to a virtual scream). There are plenty of fun and exciting things to do and if you decide to give it a shot Rangiku this evening, don't waste any more time and get her already!
The Etrian Odyssey series has long mesmerized RPG lovers with its special blend of traditional dungeon-crawling experiences and ingenious gameplay auto mechanics. One standout function that has maintained a specialized fanbase throughout the series is the deep and gratifying map-making system, which enables players to chart their development thoroughly. This exceptional tool is not just an accessory; it is an essential element of the gameplay experience that transforms exactly how players engage with the sprawling dungeons they check out.
This story is about Roger Rabbit and his lovely wife Jessica. Jessica receives a letter stating that her hubby was abducted. She goes to the cemetery. There she meets Judge Doom. He says he will let Roger go, but very first Jessica has to give something in come back. And it will be bang-out. To begin with, Judge Doom rips off Jessica's dress. Wow. Just look at Jessica's enormous appetizing watermelons. Judge Doom then starts to paw the rabbit Jessica. He squeezes her big melons, touches her joy button with his frigs and massages her snatch. And then Judge Doom is ready to fuck huge-chested Jessica. First, he brings Jessica the rabbit to orgasm, and then starts to fuck her like a buxom, cheap whore from a city brothel. Jessica is abjected, but she saved Roger rabbit. So let's begin playing at this time.
An interactive TV showcase embarks and the main star of this demonstrate is the beautiful and huge-titted blonde Diva Mizuki. On goes on stage in lovely lovemaking underwear. Look at her big watermelons. They are gorgeous. And skinny knickers cover her bald pink puss. Fans are ecstatic. But the showcase is just beginning. Diva Mizuki invites one aficionado to the stage and leads him to the sofa. Then Diva Mizuki unclothes. Oh Gods. The fever embarks. Diva Mizuki takes off his pants from a devotee and embarks to suck his fat cock. And then she squeezes him with big milk cans. After that, the aficionado licks Diva Mizuki's cunt and inhales her jewel. Diva Mizuki sits on a fat shaft and starts hopping on it up and down. Her peaches that are large leap to the hit of sexual movements. A aficionado is prepared to pour a bunch of sperm into the doll's puss, but Diva Mizuki wants to try anal invasion foray...
Today you will discover ninja princess Kasumi in the unusual state - she is chained up on the primary street and used for any individual to utilize. What type of use? It is up to you! Put her in uneasy presents, dupe her clothing piece by piece and ofcourse fuck her in a number of different methods! Try to try to find different active points and find out what they perform in this fun and kinky interactive parody!
The online game is set in the world of Pokemon however the main character isn't a famous Pokemon trainer or gym instructor. In reality, he was able to have a late, but important meeting with all professors that had something special for him! Even if our protagonist was worried about finding the most effective Pokemon, he completely forgot about the date, when he awoke and ran to work and found that no one was there! Looking for a recommendation Our boy finds interesting notes in the vicinity of an experimental pokeball that could provide him with more joy and make him more adult-friendly than ever before! So let's get started immediately.
An ordinary office dude decided to visit his friends in another state. The road is quite boring. In the camper window only cacti and desert are visible. Hot sunshine. Suddenly, on the road, the dude notices the camper. And next to her is a lovely and buxom lady. She was undoubtedly running. You stop and ask what the problem is. It turned out her camper moneyless down. And she has been waiting for 2 hours at the sun. You look under the bondage mask of a camper, but there are lots of complicated things. Definitely need a mechanic. You offer the lady to take her to the closest gas station. Thus, your objective is to tempt a lady and have fuckfest with her. To do this, use the mouse along with the appropriate dialogue options. Enjoy this game at this time.
Very depraved and interesting narrative girl Tsunade and Naruto. Once inside the kitchen, busty chick Tsunade prepares eggs and bacon to get Naruto, unaware that Naruto masturbates looking at her candid photos. Preparing the bacon Tsunade goes to his room, and a little later Naruto comes to her. Finding Tsunade on the bed, Naruto begins to massage her large boobs and play with her hot cunt. Waking up, Tsunade is ready to debauch with Naruto. In all positions bringing her to orgasm Naruto hard fucks busty Tsunade. Use the mouse to control the match. Join a party with busty Tsunade and lecherous Naruto at this time.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat