Katara is just one of the major heroines from "Character: The Last Airbender" anime collection and if you have actually thought of fucking her at the very least as soon as after that this easy yet enjoyable video game is for you! Yes, it has simply one scene in which - and there is not a surprise below - Katara obtains fucked like a slut though many thanks to broad modification setups you can transform numerous and numerous components of it: from the clothing and approximately faces!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Even more and even more people are influencing the genetics mutation which offers them different abnormal abilities. Actually there are numerous of them that a law is needed. For that objective the Superhero Academy was developed where youths could learn the ways their powers function and exactly how they can utilize them forever. Or for bad - there are lots of characters that choose to make use of powers by doing this too. Our story is interactive and only your decisions and options will specify which side you will take.
Unlike the anime seires below your life is not restricted with training your pokemons and sending them right into fight. As soon as, below you aslo has friends and family members to take treatment concerning also though in some cases it can be fairly challenging to do all at. Well, at the very least your partners are warm looking and fairly well-known in the wolrd of pokemon which certainly ought to offer you sufficient inspiration and adequate incentive to move on!
Our favored ninja girls have actually growned... and all in the best areas! Accompanying them on goals is currently way much more amazing than ever prior to! And specifically if this goal happens on an exotic island which implies they will certainly be putting on minumum of garments, he-he-he... And yes, despite the fact that all the personalities are passing various other names they are fairly well-known for any kind of anime follower.
Within its particular narrative structure, the video game is developed to provide gamers a series of means to involve with its personalities on an individual degree. This consists of intimate experiences focused around constructing a link with Violet, discovering that certain partnership arc with deepness. The experience increases to incorporate communications with a selection of various other exciting personalities, each offering distinctive individualities and characteristics. This breadth of link and personality communication, discovering various elements of partnership and affection, intends to offer a selection of experiences planned to accommodate varied preferences within the context of the NTS/NTR globe the video game represents.
Konoha, a town renowned for its shinobi expertise, was humming with a various sort of power. The arrival of 'Lens, 'a digital photographer well-known in the electronic globe for his vibrant, aesthetically spectacular collaborate with influencers, noted the start of a non-traditional goal. His target customers: a team of Konoha's most encouraging young kunoichis-- Sarada Uchiha, Chocho Akimichi, and Sumire Kakei, to name a few. Their objective? To overcome the growing online system called 'OnlyClans, 'a room where fans can obtain unique, behind the curtain peeks right into the requiring and often unexpected lives of ninja. Lens assured to record their toughness, ability, and distinct individualities, changing extreme training sessions and goal preparation right into viral web content, trendy pictures showcasing their equipment, and also honest minutes of downtime, all developed to redefine and construct a devoted fanbase what it implied to be a public-facing shinobi in the modern-day period.
You constantly have desired for having a distinct capacity that will make you preferred and extremely important? Well, take care what you want! Due to the fact that when individuals of fairies that have actually been cursed with inability to conceive discovers that your seed is qualified to reproduce them once more you immediately come to be one of the most needed prize in this sometiems constantly terrible and insane race in between life and fatality...
Regretfully sufficient your family members has actually never ever been an instance of joy. And when your moteher has actually dropped the target of awful disease you had nothing else alternatives than to relocate to your dad's area once more. He is an army so you never ever can inform without a doubt where he is, what he does and when he will certainly return. He appears to be the one that has actually ultimately chosen to relocate even more because on your arrival you locate... an exceptional redhead girl swimming in the yard swimming pool! Her name is Madison and she practically can become your step-mom quickly. Unless you will certainly make something actually dumb or something actually clever and adjustment every person's strategies.
Despite The Fact That Aiko Hisato is a teacher she is still warm looking middle-aged female that certainly attracts the focus of numerous and numerous eyes throughout her lessons. One of her pupils appears to be all set to do even more than simply to look. Detailed he is attempting to determine what his favored educator sort and what she wants. Will he locate the course to her heart? Or will obtaining her body and her mind will suffice? From currently on this relies on you!
When you have such pleasant item of slim teenager butt that is hardly covered by any kind of clothese straying around your house it is just the issue of time when you will certainly intend to place your hands (and various other components of your body) throughout it... also if you are one randy homemaker! That's best - the moment has actually concerned instruct the future generation for some cool lesbian methods and this eductaion will ultimately begin tonight!
It's not a secret being a masked superhero such as Spider-man isn't an effortless task - while half the evening you're attempting to rescue the planet from a different one mad supervillian another half of this evening you need to spend to your extra sexy looking ginger-haired supermodel gf... that might not seem so bad in any way! But if this viallin you've been encounter previously wasn't so hot looking chick also who gets drained your webshooters currently in the event that you understand what we mean. Anyways, for this enthusiast as Spider-Man residing on the border of two worlds isn't something fresh and you may observe how he'll can treat such suituation including all the magnificent information within our fresh interactive manga porn themed parody! And search for much more superstuff on the site!
Exists a means to not simply fulfill yet additionally to fuck your favored hotties from numerous anime and videogames in one video game? It's rather very easy in fact - simply include the components of isekai to the major tale! The secret modern technology that permits to take a trip in between the globes and below you go: your borthel is loaded with the most effective sluts from not simply one yet numerous cosmos! The only inquiry currently is can you deal with every one of them?
Simply lately Aertrian - the royal prince of the kingdom of Eldrark - brand-new just how excatly his life will certainly life would certainly go a sif itw as timetable dby his fatehr and preachers. With an aid of his ideal friend called Jarred every little thing can be transformed and their life can come to be one amazing and large journey! What will Aertrian pick - prescripted convenience or thrilling unidentified, life by the guidelines or life versus any kind of guidelines? This selection is except Aertrian but also for you as the gamer!
Obtain back in time and witness "My Hero Academic community" when ideal friends have actually not transformed right into temporal adversaries. And also much better - obtain the opportunity to stop this from taking place and transform the whole background of their relationship! The very same goes for the enchanting relationships with numerous hotties around because unlike the main variation below you can transform your reduced ranking hero right into leading course fan!
Allows admit it - most of us have actually fantasized concerning being bordered by just the best girls in our day-to-day life. And in our video game you will ultimately obtain this opportunity! Are you certain that you have all that is called for to deal with such a number of hotties? Their boobeis and their booties will certainly call for a great deal of focus despite where you will certainly go and what you will certainly do and this selection can never ever be very easy...
Just how around reproaching Tifa Lockhart, a spectacular redhead with great deals of breasts. She was apprehended and also required to the dungeon. Making use of dark bands, the lady was attached to the table. Her huge busts will certainly be hurt and also made to look negative. To free Tifa Lockhart's huge genitalia, utilize your computer mouse. Next off, provide a massage therapy with your hands while eliminating your nipple areas. Place a belt over huge watermelons afterwards. usage medications to enhance sex stimulation. You intend to get bust milk. You can additionally fuck a redhead in her pink pussy with the BDSM tools. You are totally free to tease and also demean the redhead. Allow's begin playing this sex video game right away if you intend to do it.
The parody minigame revolves around a extremely long (very very, very long!) Rapunzel the blonde-haired girl who has long hair will be reunited with her favourite characters. The story is slightly different from the popular cartoon "Tangled". Rapunzel has reached legal age. She's keen to get out, however, her mother Gothel isn't letting her leave unless she can answer all questions in the test. As you might have guessed the test is yours to figure out. Most of the questions relate to Rapunzel's fairytale in some way. The fun starts after you've completed the task. This is the time when the parody genre changes into a mini-game of hentai.
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According to the tale you take place to be the childhood years friends with Ben Tennyson yet at some time your courses have actually gone independently. Currently the moment has actually concerned most likely to university which appears to be the ideal minute to reignite your relationship because it is constantly excellent to have a person you can depend on when large adjustments are coming. Plus his relative Gwen is one clever lady that can aid you with not just researching...
Android 18 is an incredibly talented and proficient Blondie from Dragon Ball Z. However it is evident that there's no limit to her abilities, and she's always looking to discover new methods and develop her skills to take on her male adversaries. Android 18's sexuality is impeccable and if she can pull hard cocks without losing fights, why not include this efficient technique to her arsenal? The image of Android 18's partner in crime has been concealed, so you could think of any of your favourite characters from DBZ as his replacement. Imagine you are the lucky person!
In this game you'll meet with Miku. That is a stunning and edible gal. She's in school. Miku enjoys night and music clubs. But she likes to fuck with dudes. She provides you a chance Now. Look at the game display. Mika is seen by you. the panel, click On peak of the display. Now use the mouse and begin taking her clothing off . To some half-shirt, subsequently cowards. Wow. Miku is completely nude. Twist the gal for the edible peaches and Miku will bellow with delight. After that, begin eating on her cunt and massaging her anus. You can put on the gal some part of the clothes, unless of course you want it. Continue on having joy together with edible Miku as you desire. It's time to begin this interactive game right now.
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Wanted to play game with Samus? The only where she isn't shooting everything that goes getting a fantastic fucking? Then here it is! POV flash animated game starring famous Samus - sexy blondie in taut blue catsuit from world renowned game collection"Metroid"! Twist her cupcakes, catch and squeeze themplay with her gash - and that is just the start! Opt for the location where ou would like to fuck this super-naughty blond and pick what she might need to wear! Wish to see her naked - it is just one of these choices! When you select exactly where and how to fuck her you are going to have the ability to pick the intensity of the hot activity landscape. Do not leave behind to play with her tits while fucking her moist gash. Bring her into orgasm in manual or automatic mode and whenever you're ready finish it using a internal ejaculation!
Ninjas have a myriad of strategies to beat the opponent in situations where physical strength isn't enough. The well-known Naruto Uzumaki understands this principle well. He has also mastered the method that allows him change his opponent into his most trusted friend. It's sexy, and not need for jutsu. Here is where you will experience it in all its potential. It's not just changing your look but also the intense sexual scenes that follow. If you've always wanted witness this trick in action You can only make it happen in Hentai-themed parodies. This one is particularly well-done.
The 3rd phase of Pussymon saga is called"Seeking Sarah" therefore the main objective of newly formed group of personalities which you're foremost is fairly evident. But who is this Sarah in the first-ever place and why you should look for her? Well, she is Lara's aunt-in-law and she's usefull knowledge regarding the areas where a few uncommon and special pussymons are available that certainly will be quite helpfull for you at the upcoming championship... in case you're planning not to only come prepped but also to win this championship ofcourse. Locate her do as she states so as to bring some powerful and alluring pussymons ! In terms of the gameplay then there'll be interesting switches which suppose to make the batlles even more dynamic and joy so don;t leave behind to leave some feedback comments.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat