Katara is just one of the major heroines from "Character: The Last Airbender" anime collection and if you have actually thought of fucking her at the very least as soon as after that this easy yet enjoyable video game is for you! Yes, it has simply one scene in which - and there is not a surprise below - Katara obtains fucked like a slut though many thanks to broad modification setups you can transform numerous and numerous components of it: from the clothing and approximately faces!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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In this insane mix of hentai apology, erotics with actual pornstars and aesthetic unique you are playing as a really rich male that has actually transformed the whole globe right into his play ground. And you will obtain the most significant pawn of all under your control - the head of state himself! As you recognize cash wont be sufficient to purchase him. Possibly your hot and pleasant little girl and her however hot partners could aid?
Regretfully the fourth Wonderful Ninja Battle has actually left numerous children as an orphants yet several of them obtained fortunate adequate to obtain taken on by non besides Hokage. Yes, it's concerning you. What will you do following? Will you approve this compassion and offer the compassion in return? Or will you maintain unscrupulous the retribution and make use of every possibility you can reach place your strategy moving? This selection depends on you!
We are uncertain just how specifically has your previous journey nded yet this trip you will certainly start by awakening outdoors area definitely nude! From below you will certainly make a lengthy means via this dream globe, full numerous pursuits and fulfill a great deal of numerous personalities. Several of them will certainly become your close friends while the others will certainly become your adversaries - relies on numerous selections and choices that you will certainly need to make. No issue which you will certainly choise constantly be all set to encounter the effects which can either be a bloody fight or an enthusiastic fucking!
Our video game informs a quiet story of the gamer's trip from their real residence to the understanding that home is not simply an area yet additionally, and possibly most notably, individuals that border us. You will certainly be immersed in a sensational globe in this awesome journey video game where you will certainly not just experience a series of personalities whose feelings and partnerships will certainly function as the structure for your very own trip, yet additionally discover spectacular locations. Establish out on an unique trip where you will certainly come and discover brand-new regions to recognize that love and assistance from each other are the basic parts of home.
Food preparation is magic! Like essentially. When it comes to enchanting horses there is absolutely nothing cn be done without magic, because. And without correct recepies from Pinkie Pie's friends. Just how she can obtain those recepies? In instance you have actually neglected you are playing this apology video game on a hentai themed site so the solution is kinda apparent: by fucking with them! Well, Pinkie Pie will certainly do the fucking while you will certainly be completing in fairly tough minigames for this to take place ofcourse.
Throughout the daytime you are mosting likely to university and every person maintains assuming that you are one clever and modest girl. When the evening comes every little thing adjustments. You need to obtain cash to spend for your education and learning in some way and where else such warm looking redhead chick could obtain them quickly sufficient besides from the covert globe of sex and corruption? 2 globes to live, 2 video games to play!
In this video game you will certainly enetr the globe developed by Omnius. Fairly encouraging name for a siren, eh? No marvel that the world of her creative imagination is loaded with all types of deviant animals such as succubus and beasts, monsters and vampires and also leprechauns. The only varieties that is missing out on is human. A male human. Currently when you are below points are going to transform...
Oh, there are certainly mosting likely to be a lot more problems in Springfield! And equally as typical one of the most of these problems will certainly be brought on by Bart Simspon. The personality will certainly be various - the young boy has actually growned up and currently his focus is concentrated on warm milfs which his tiny home town has all types of: from ideal close friend's mother to educators at college! And Bart is way also starving for grown-up journeys to select simply among them!
"Lady accountable" is an interactive tale concerning Vanessa. She has actually never ever felt herself really unique yet she has constantly wanetd this to transform. Does she all set to take the chance of the means of her life and face not just satisfaction of her needs yet additionally the effects of her selections? She was uncertain prior to yet after a number of occasions in her exclusive life this solution has actually chnaged. Yes, Vanessa prepares to live a complete life currently.
When you will certainly go out in the road and locate on your own in the center of a superheroic fight, your dull life is concerning to transform in simply a pair of secs today! This tale can be actual brief many thanks to the massive vehicle flying in your instructions yet as you quickly concerning to locate out you have superpowers! And following comes the most significant quetsion of all - just how are you mosting likely to make use of these powers?
Get in the intimate and attractive globe of My Brand-new Partner, a grown-up aesthetic story that dives gamers right into the balmy partnership in between the lead character, Eric, and his exciting partner, Violet. This video game is a trip right into need, desire, and interest, welcoming gamers to enter Eric's footwear and discover his inmost, most individual dreams. As Eric, you will certainly browse via a collection of attracting circumstances, each carefully crafted to test and discover the borders of need and stimulation, unraveling the developing characteristics of their sexy link.
Konoha, a town renowned for its shinobi expertise, was humming with a various sort of power. The arrival of 'Lens, 'a digital photographer well-known in the electronic globe for his vibrant, aesthetically spectacular collaborate with influencers, noted the start of a non-traditional goal. His target customers: a team of Konoha's most encouraging young kunoichis-- Sarada Uchiha, Chocho Akimichi, and Sumire Kakei, to name a few. Their objective? To overcome the growing online system called 'OnlyClans, 'a room where fans can obtain unique, behind the curtain peeks right into the requiring and usually unexpected lives of ninja. Lens assured to record their toughness, ability, and distinct individualities, changing extreme training sessions and goal preparation right into viral web content, trendy pictures showcasing their equipment, and also honest minutes of downtime, all developed to redefine and construct a devoted fanbase what it implied to be a public-facing shinobi in the modern-day period.
The Uzumaki-Namikaze clan getaway to the Hidden Sand was expected to be a relaxing retreat. Naruto, ever before the abundant Hokage, visualized careless days by the sanctuary, constructing sandcastles with Boruto and Himawari, and perhaps even some top quality time with a less-stressed Hinata. From the minute they tipped off the train, mayhem occurred. Boruto, quickly burnt out with the "calm desert," began a trick battle with the Sand Siblings 'children, changing the peaceful sanctuary right into a battleground of taking off sand duplicates and dyed-orange cacti. Himawari, in her stealthily effective yet commonly innocent means, came across an uncommon and extremely zesty desert chili, resulting in a village-wide snake pit of coughing and watery eyes. And Naruto? He took care of to unintentionally test Gaara to a sand-surfing competition, the outcomes of which were... much less than sensible for the Hokage. What was planned as a family members bonding experience rapidly spiraled right into a testimony to the Uzumaki's distinct brand name of turbulent love, leaving every person asking yourself if a getaway was really worth the occurring jangle.
In the dynamic yet deceptive globe of ninjas, Yu Kagami's fate was irrevocably transformed 3 years prior. Conserved from particular ruin by the famous Girl Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage, Yu vowed his life in solution to her. Currently, as her most relied on help, he vigilantly aids with the myriad responsibilities of the Hidden Fallen Leave Town. The apparently average rhythm of town life is smashed by a collection of disturbing occasions. A darkness of enigma comes down upon Konoha, and Yu locates himself inexplicably attracted to its center. As stress rise and the fragile tranquility of the town hangs precariously in the equilibrium, Yu should browse a treacherous landscape of prejudices, intricate partnerships, and unexpected experiences, all while making every effort to reveal the fact behind the unraveling mayhem.
Pokemon vs Digimon? No, in our variation of the tale it is Pokemon ON Digimon! That's rigth - as opposed to attempting to determine which among these hairy beasts is much better in a battle they chose to have a good fucking rather! The aid of an instructor (or a tamer - it's up to you) is still called for so they will certainly be doing their kinky 'fighting 'following your commands. Are you all set? Due to the fact that they certainly are!
Rone variation of intercative erotic adventures of one hot looking unshaved fox doll named Krystal. It will not be an activity game but much like a regular life simulator. You'll set up the program for everyday to be able to reach story occasions. At the same time you will be permitted to explore some locations and have you might find some jobs in order to make the main leading lady's primary and secondary stats to increase in size and so on. Ofcourse there will be some bang-out scenes as well but most likely if you wish to see all of them, you'll need to place some attempts. In the event if you'll come across this game too difficult you can always attempt other games starring Krystal on our site.
During the yearly tradition of pokemon cosplayers that the amazing events embarked to occur - an older witch has put her wicked plans in mobility and also the first-ever step in obtaining the manage ove rthe world is to find teh manage within the conference centre which means that now many of those wonderfull and quite appearing cosplayers are owned! But fear not... notably because you're the person who's supposed to put back things again becaucse function as mag type an early arrangement it's your direct responsibilities to take care of these kinds of bithes... err witches at the first-ever location! Team along with your lovely loking companion and get thru this tradition centre helping evering who wants aid and kneeing butts to get everone who desires their own butts crushed (even though these are extremely lovely appearing butts of those alluring but possesed cosplayers thus lets hope they'll provide you some decent thanks following this nightmare will soon be over)!
Animal rights activists are not going to support this type of game. Animals are subjected experiments in a dark lab. There is also an interspecies division for sexual sex. You'd like to trigger an exemplar wolf spermatozoan. Take a look at the screen to perform this. The wolf is on the table. He's tied to the table, and is unable to move. The primary goal of flash games is to protect the animal. The wolf is willing to obtain a small amount of his sperm cells in tests. Make use of the push to participate in the game. Touch the head of the fat wolf to observe how it shrinks or grows. It is also possible to listen to the knowledge panel located at the bottom of the screen. Let's see what will happen in the next game.
to solve one a whole great deal of insane non-public quests from a spread of insane characters so you will be able to determine however this place is. If you're going to be able to determine a way to survive long, naturally. Use your mouse to budge with interactive elements. Complete quests and obtain a present. And conjointly do the depraved romp. Therefore let's not waste time and begin our romp journey instantaneously.|This game in the manga porn themed series"Sex Kitten" has quite strange title -"Mindfuck". Why is it strage? Because in the event that you have played at least one of the prior games from this series then you already should know that this what your virtual bitchy nekogirlfriend Slutty McSlut basicallly does all the time! On the other side things will actually get a tiny bit wierd this time even by Slutty's standards since you chance to end up in a strange universe so your number one purpose from now on is not only to get through but also to get the way to get back home. Luckily such things as crazy characters, quizes and quests and a whole pile of manga porn articles to collect will work in this universe also so the journey is promising to be some type of fun.|If you've let you think that this nekobitch called Slutty McSlut has been fucking your brain enough already, you're completely wrong. Here she is again, and she truly hopes that you've set your mind up to get even more fucked... And this time it's even linked to the main story in some way! In order not to ruin all the enjoyment (or just because we do not gotten all the specifics of what's actually going on) we will imagine that both you and Slutty are going to end up in a strange and tense area - something like the alternate reality or the strange parallel universe and obviously returning to the normal world is your primary goal from this point from now. Luckily, in this world, they also have certain hentai material, which means you'll aren't having to fret about.|If you've played games from this bizarre Hentai series in the past, you'll be aware that the mind-bending process was in place since the very first game, however it's only been recently that they've finally chosen to discuss it in the form of a title... Let's get rid of the lyric interludes and let's return to our sexually sexy and enjoyable adventures let's get started! Particularly because in this part of the story our two protagonists will not end up in an unimaginative place but in a parallel universe which actually connects all the other parallel universes! Perhaps something similar to that. In any case, get lost in this dream world and enjoy as much fun and excitement as you can, before finding the path back home by chatting with Slutty McSlut and begin your hot relationship time...|Well, it has lastly occurred - the series of hentai riented - rpg-quest-quiz games "Sex Kitty" is not covering it anymore that is fucking with your brains simply as awell as Slutty McSlut does it with the primary character! Yet this moment they will certainly need to place every one of their arguings and also distinctions apart due to the fact that just functioning as a group you can locate a back residence - a back home from an additional anime cosmos! Yep, nothing has altered...|If your bitchy sweetheart Slutty McSlut was not fucking your brains enough in all previous games of this series then this time around she is going to get some aid from the cosmos itself! Or really a number of worlds that are interconnected with one special world and it is in this mid-universe you two are gon na to finish up. The task is evident - discover the method to make your life a bit a lot more typical.}
This animated video is the sixth installment in a series produced by Silestaur. It is sure to be plenty of fun in this animated series with Shade as well as Steele. Do you like the animal world? This minigame is ideal for you! Do you believe that the doggystyle style is the most effective? This minigame is for you! Are you truly believe that sexy scenes require more time than speaking? Most likely. The 2141 code is an crucial aspect to be mentioned. But, you'll need to discover the benefits it grants. If you are enjoying the hentai game, ensure you visit our website for more games and animations by Silestaur.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat