Katara is just one of the major heroines from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" anime series and if you have thought of fucking her at the very least as soon as then this basic yet fun game is for you! Yes, it has just one scene in which - and there is no surprise below - Katara gets fucked like a whore though thanks to large modification settings you can transform lots of and lots of components of it: from the clothing and approximately facial expressions!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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All of it seemed weird from the very start. A strange location of community, a weird store, an odd seller... though you still got a videogame for simply a twenty dollars. And currently you are in fact mosting likely to play it! What is occurring? In some way you are transferred into online world where you already have a resort and a whole number of attractive women staying in it! Will you please every one of them transforming this palce into your harem or will you market them as whores and make it right into a big brothel? You are playing the video game - this is your globe and your choices from currently on!
You are playing as a farmboy named Will (though the name can be transformed). Daily you are working hard in the field and basically the only enjoyment via the day are foolish jokes from your girflriend Cindy and bickering with your master's spouse. Yet eventually you get observed by the strange male from really special college for really special pupils and somehow you already recognize - from now on your life will never be the very same...
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If Larry King is your kind of dude and Charlie is your kind of sexy chick then this parody game is... your kind of game! Charlie - hot and very promiscuous blondie chick who truly loves to make appearances in anime porn parody games on in demand movies and TV shows - is back on your screens again! Only thsi time it won't be any old TV series - this time she is one of the primary guests at Larry King's flash! Which means that besides hook-up there will be a great deal of adult humor also! The gameplay is similar to all the preceding games that Charlie has been starring - you enjoy some segment of the flash and then choose one of alternatives and this way decide what will happen next. Usually most of these choices will end up with charlie getting fucked one way or another. Have a good time!
Well, all of us knew that this day must come sooner or afterwards - our sexy blonde Charlie who has made so many appearances in parodies on old TV series and shows has eventually got her part in"Charlie's Angels"! Ofcourse that will indicate that she will have to find two more sexy ladies but this scarcely going to be a problem... Since the original series had some detective notes in it we won't tell you more details about the story so you could enjoy it while playing the game. Let's just say that solving new case will bring this female threesome into all kinds of arousing situations. Besides the"unsighted choice" element is still present in games starring Charlie so you will shape your own story anyways. Just keep noticed that this game is based on old TV series so don't expect any Cameron Diaz or Lucy Liu or Drew Berrymore in it.
Just yesterday you were an uninteresting person living your broing life and today you are battling cirminals with superpowers as the member of superheroic team! Yeah, you never recognize what will take place whenever you will go out in the street. Enter problems? Examine! Get saved by busty superheroine in latex costume? Examine! Turn all the superpowered girls in your means into your own personal superbitches? Examine, examine, examine!
Your life is concerning to transform. Despite agree it or not. Things is your daddy make a decision to marry as soon as again which indicates your residence is concerning to get rather crowded due to the fact that you will get not only step-mom yet additionally three (yes, three!) step-sisters! So the area that you as soon as called home develop into a nuthouse and the only thing that can aid you to accept this new fact is sex...
Just lately Aertrian - the prince of the kingdom of Eldrark - new just how excatly his life will life would go a sif itw as timetable dby his fatehr and preachers. Though with an aid of his friend named Jarred every little thing can be transformed and their life can come to be one large and amazing journey! So what will Aertrian pick - prescripted comfort or thrilling unknown, life by the policies or life against any kind of policies? This selection is not for Aertrian but also for you as the player!
You took pleasure in the artstyle, the story, the humor and total atmospehere of such preferred hentai themed games as "Witch Instructor" or "Princess Instructor" made by Akabur? Yet you always assumed that they are way also long and also uninteresting to play them in their original kind? Well, then you must try our version of these acclaimed games - boosted with cheats and other fun attributes!
Young college student Shinn Akatsuki comebacks to his high school as a consultant for the under performing mathematics student, at the apparent request of this key. Although an impeccable and courteous man on the outside, Shinn hides a very dark side to him: as part of his own unending perversion, he loves observing gals that he considers"out of everyone's league" succumb to him. Never satiated before, yet, he discarded his past victims. But now, Shinn decides to create his"ultimate lovemaking harem", and with those dark thoughts in mind, and selects the candidates he considers"ideal" as he becomes acquainted with the faculty: the star of the track and field team, the virginal and tomboyish Makoto Shinjugai, the prosperous and tender tennis player Ritsuko Yasuhiro, the graceful, deep and traditional Satuski Katsuragi, the swimming team's promising, dutiful and charming Aina Aozaki, and the basketball star, Touko Takatsukasa. Because he commences his"hunt", Shinn also adds gymnastics instructor Rina Akiyama to his passion after she amazes him with her luscious figure and maturity. And so, under the pretense of a"responsible adviser" and the aid of his one remaining past lovemaking lover, professor Reika Tohno, the protagonist's wicked quest to create his ideal lovemaking harem commences... Warning: Chrome seems to not be able to play this game. Firefox is always a nicer choice for playing html5 games.
This is an incest and seduction video game. You cant remember your identification or your specific area. You just know that the women in your immediate location are truly eye-catching. The game is a side tale or prequel to Lawyer by Profession. The attention and support of the general public will be critical in figuring out future upgrades for this release. Lets play right currently.
Back thens human beings were battling for their survival every moment agianst monsters and creatures prowling in the dark. In order to offer this new young varieties an opportunity the goddess grants one of them with fantastic power. This power can be made use of for the excellent or for the negative and when the owner dies it is converted to new generation to eliminate new obstacles. Thsi was the order of things for years. Yet it is harder and harder to locate the one who cares the power considering that it is sleeping. And specifically at our time - the time of superheroes and supervillains. Who will you come to be with this power?
In a lot of timeless fantasy themed games you play as endure hero who slayes the dragon and gets the princess. Yet our game is not timeless and this moment you will be playing as... the dragon! Will you come to be the hero or the villain of the story? Rely on just how much power you will develope and headings you will select to use it. And of course, getting the princess additionally can be attained in different means.
Visiting your childhood years buddy Ben Tennyson for a day to bear in mind excellent old days develops into amazing challnege. Do you remember his annyoing cousin named Gwen? Well, now this redhead has growned up and all in the ideal areas! Will you locate the balance between keeping the friendship with Ben while seducing his hot cousin? As they claim you never recognize till you will try!
This interactive game about the toon Beauty and the Beast. So the principal character Belle is in the garden. The monster after her kisses becomes a man. And they would like to have fun. Use the correct conversation options to do this. To begin, compliment Belle on her edible milk cans. After that, Belle will give you the opportunity to touch with them. Start kneading her big milk cans so that the dame starts to get moist. Then the dame will suck your fat knob and play with ball sack. After that, you can undress Belle and commence to fuck her in a taut and pink cunny. But the dame would like to try ass fucking foray. Her desire must be fulfilled. Begin to fuck Belle in a round bum, bringing her to an ass fucking orgasm. Do it at the moment.
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Amazing fight for ecstasy resumes! And this time grey monster will select one on one gainst Kasumi - one of the most famous ninja chicks from"Dead or alive" videogame series! The speech is japanese but we have good news for you in case if you don't familiar with it - there are petite icons for actions for you to finer know what they will do. Choose various types of strikes and punches or use whipping skills - all to overpower Kasumi sooner than she will overpower you! What is the point? The winner gets the looser as reward so after you will one way or another strike this kunoichi princess you will be allowed to fuck her! If you liked this game then check for first-ever scene - the gameplay is the same but your enemy will be chesty chick from another in demand fighting videogame.
Paul McClain is youthfull and promising detective. At the moment he's on his way to talk about the case with his latest customer who tuns out to be a few landowner out of England. You do not need to be a detective to state this bastards is quite prosperous when you will see his mansion... and his maid also! But lets get back into the situation, shall we? It involves this landowner's stepdaughter who's gone lost. Now it is up to Paul (along with the player ofcourse) to locate her. How? Well, you get the info that she has a birthmark in a very speial location. Thsi is if you understand that Paul will get a good deal of sexual experiences on his approach to solving this case. Properly drawn detective game with interesting characters, interactive storytelling and a great deal of orgy scenes from well known"Meet and fuck" series!
According to the title within this anime porn parody you will probably be having fun with non other than Kasumi - one of the most in demand characters from"Dead or Alive" fighting videogame. But why there is Rebirth? Because here you will meet Kasumi not as ninja princess but as your intimate slavegirl! That's right - she is already defeated and chained up so you may have your funtime with her. Find lively points and use different implements to progress through the game which suppose to involve a whole lot of Kasumi's bod explorations. The plain guide on the left sid eof game screen will demonstrate which actions you can perform at the moment. By the way all those things will be happeing in the middle of the day outdoors so most likely everyone will see whose bitch Kasumi is now!
This game form"Meet and Fuck" serie swill take you out from the modern day and send you straight back into medieval times in which you will take the use of Murton also know as Great Healer. The story about your skills and talents has spread all around the Lavindor Kingdom and when the King happened to have problems with his"man power" he already knows who is able to help him. So he sends his best knights ( who also happens to be hot and bangable chicks with big cupcakes ) so they would bring you to him and allow you to create a particular potion that may make yoru King fine again. But would you agre eto help him? Will you find the reward worthy of the efforts? And the most important concerns - Can you use the chance and fuck these sweethearts on the way to the castle?
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat