Dreamed of indulging in a steamy session with a sexy cartoon vixen like Katara? Dive headfirst into this minigame where a hands-on POV sex scene puts the spotlight on your deepest desires. No pointless chatter or drawn-out plots here; just unfiltered sexual interaction focused on your pleasure. Tinker with numerous slider bars and options to tailor each intimate moment exactly as you crave it, ensuring maximum enjoyment. Mold the encounter however you desire — slow and tender or hot and fast — it’s all playable with just a few clicks. Want to mix things up? The random mode tosses together different scenarios and sensations so boredom never stands a chance. Great for moments when you want to dive deep into fantasies or simply unwind with some filthy fun, it adapts to whatever turn-ons you’re chasing. Simple, direct, and deliciously bare-bones, it lets you focus on what feels good, without distractions or expectations. Don’t hold back — plunge into this seductive playtime and turn your animated dreams into jaw-dropping reality. With Katara waiting and the controls in your hands, this is your ticket to a fantasy playground packed with pleasure. Unlock a world where your lusty cravings are front and center, begging to be fulfilled at your command.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Stepping onto the grounds of Crossunder Academy, the newbie trainee was met with a surprising sense of dullness. Exploring the lively university scene, I checked out numerous clubs and happenings but found them all uninspiring and predictable. A small flicker of interest led me to join a Student Council gathering, setting off a chain of events that reshaped my college experience.
Whether by luck or ambition, I found myself holding the title of Course President. What seemed like a simple title quickly revealed itself as a gateway to significant control and impact. This role opened doors to reshape and enhance the daily lives of all students around me.
My new position plunged me into intense, personal encounters with diverse classmates and captivating teachers, revealing a world beyond the surface. Life at school transformed overnight, becoming a tangled, fascinating maze of power plays and hidden desires.
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Get ready to face off with a breathtaking conference beauty who will push your abilities and allure to their absolute limits. It’s more than just flirting; you’ll need sharp thinking and genuine charm to survive this encounter. Collect all the facts, hear her out fully, and plan your responses meticulously if you want to win her over. Only by navigating through all her probing questions with precision will you get to enjoy the exclusive treat waiting at the end of this challenge. Stay sharp and confident, knowing that every response counts in this delicate dance. Your fate with this siren rests on your ability to maintain composure and deliver the right lines at the perfect time. Will you rise to the occasion and claim the prize that only the most clever and appealing can achieve? Jump in now and let the game begin, because the night won’t wait and neither will she.
Get ready to face off with a breathtaking conference beauty who will push your abilities and allure to their absolute limits. It’s more than just flirting; you’ll need sharp thinking and genuine charm to survive this encounter. Collect all the facts, hear her out fully, and plan your responses meticulously if you want to win her over. Only by navigating through all her probing questions with precision will you get to enjoy the exclusive treat waiting at the end of this challenge. Stay sharp and confident, knowing that every response counts in this delicate dance. Your fate with this siren rests on your ability to maintain composure and deliver the right lines at the perfect time. Will you rise to the occasion and claim the prize that only the most clever and appealing can achieve? Jump in now and let the game begin, because the night won’t wait and neither will she.
Maria is one of the newest (and one of the sexiest) characters added to the large rpg-adventure"The Legend of Lust". However you will get your chance to play with her right here and now as part of demonstartion campaign so if you will enjoy your experience with Maria don't forget to download the original game from our webside! Gameplay in this interactive scene is not hard at all and all that you need to do is to use different actions once they become avaialble in order to seduce this skimpy nun Maria who is alone in her room and can't fall asleep. With her figure the lady can find a lot more interesting things to do that to sleep all night and you ar egoing to be the one who will introduce them to her... Just remeber thatthis is just a demo scene and you will receive way more in the initial game.
"The Legend of Lust" is a huge game that you can download from our website if you're going to enjoy this short demonstartion of it while playing this short game. Ofcourse teh last product combines way more features than you will see here but once again - if you will like what you will see here then you will have a reason to try the original big game as well! In this short version you will meet one sexy looking succubus who will introduce you to main gameplay basics. Like getting a quests and fighting monster on areans in turn-based mode. It may seem impossible to win at first-ever but afte ryou will get additional units and get the key ideas of fighting in this game you should not have any problems. And remeber that the one who prooves having energy in hell has the right to fuck any satan chick, succubus or even sinfull souls of a mortal!
Claim 'hito our charming and smiley hottie named Jessy since today she will be taking care of your kinky needs during the visit to the POV Residence! Below you will be not only enjoying numerous sex scenes with Jessy from initial person viewpoint yet you will be picking what should take place in the next scene! Try every little thing or stick with what you personally prefer - the selection is up to you!
In search of strange elements, the protagonists discover a forgotten, haunted estate hidden away from the world. Within its walls lie numerous rooms and hidden mysteries that they wish to ignore but are forced to unravel if they plan to leave this chilling location unharmed.
Venturing further inside, the mansion’s sinister nature becomes clear, they discover something unsettling: they're being watched. A chilling mystery unfolds - who is the real target of the lurking threats? Will the bold and alluring girl or the large yet hesitant guy fall prey first? They each bring different strengths and fears, but the sinister locals have their sights set unevenly.
Locked inside this nightmare of shadows, every hallway leads deeper into madness and seduction. She relies on her strength and allure to navigate the dangers, while he fights to overcome his cowardice and protect her.
Threats come from unexpected angles as they try to flee this nightmare, pushing players to navigate twisted desires and deadly traps. Do you have what it takes to survive the mansion’s cruel games? Jump in and let the twisted tale consume you.
Your move.
We didn’t just watch; we rewrote the rules by blending in powerful cheats and countless juicy extras to turn your playtime into nonstop thrill rides, transforming what once felt slow and predictable into a fast-paced, addictive fantasy playground.
Picture leaping headfirst into explicit encounters without the usual boring detours holding you back, or triggering cheats that give you control over every steamy session, making no limits feel out of reach. It’s about reveling in the luscious visuals, biting wit, and intoxicating atmosphere, now turbo-charged with customization you actually want.
This is a version built for those who crave the same classic style but expect their satisfaction served fast and full-throttle. You decide how dirty and daring things get, diving as seriously or as playfully into the exploits as you want.
Tired of stretching endlessly through storylines that just don’t excite? Grab this revamped edition and fire up your fantasies with instant gratification.
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You always have desired for having an unique capacity that will make you incredibly valuable and preferred? Well, take care what you desire for! Due to the fact that when the people of elves that have been cursed with inability to conceive locates out that your seed is capable to breed them once more you promptly come to be the most needed trophy in this sometiems crazy and always cruel race between life and death...
As April O`Neil, bound and defenseless on the cool concrete floor of the sewage system lair, you feel Rocksteady and Bebop looming over you. You've never been so horrified in your life. You try to shriek, yet a thick gag fills your mouth. Your heart races as you watch them carefully untie your garments, disclosing your delicious curves. You feel their hot breath on your skin as they ogle your body. You shiver when you feel Rocksteady's large penis pressing against your ass. He glides it slowly inside of you, filling you up in such a way you never envisioned possible. You can feel fully of him inside of you as he begins to about thrust, overtaking your senses. The pain is almost excruciating, yet it's blended with an inexplicable satisfaction that you cant fight against.
Simple hentai-themed minigame which is recommended to all ladies who love sexy chicks at the gym as you'll assist a extremely sweet-looking lady complete certain physical exercises. And what's more important in this case is that she does these in the most attractive ways! It is evident that the selection of porper attire will play a role! Start!
The downfall of your clan is burned into your memory and years of lurking in the shadows have prepared you. The path of revenge leads you straight to Naruto Uzumaki. Infiltrate the heart of Konoha without a mark on your past, where smiles mask darker ambitions.
Charm the main characters who rule this place, carefully weaving your vendetta, aiming to shatter their world piece by piece. Manipulate those around you until they fall into your trap. And yes, getting your hands on every stunning woman here is just icing on the cake—because what’s revenge without a little pleasure to sweeten the bitter taste?
Every encounter is a calculated risk; your patience is key. With every ally won or turned, the web tightens around your enemies. One wrong move could mean your downfall before revenge is complete.
Discover a game that blends seduction and sabotage as you forge your dark path. Intense action meets raw temptation in a brutal quest for vengeance.
Dive into this world where pleasure and pain are two sides of the same blade. Start your campaign inside Naruto’s world and leave nothing but ashes behind.
The clock is ticking, your enemies are blind, and your chance to strike is now. Don’t hesitate—embrace the chaos.
Brace yourself, everything you know is about to shift. Like it or not, there's no turning back now. The shocker? Your dad is getting hitched once more. Say goodbye to peace, because your place will get totally packed. You won’t just be dealing with a new woman in the house. And if that wasn’t enough, three (3!) stepsisters are crashing your life. The peaceful place where you lived will become a nonstop madhouse. You’ll need to dive headfirst into hot, forbidden encounters just to cope. Each day brings a new, risqué challenge with your not-so-innocent stepsisters. Will you give in to the wild urges that your new 'family' ignites? Jump into this explosive mix of forbidden desires and complicated relationships. Prepare for a rollercoaster where pleasure and scandal intertwine permanently. Don’t hold back – jump into the mess, the lust, and the raw passion waiting for you right now.
As the story begins, Aertrian, the prince of the Eldrark kingdom, has his fate sealed by tradition and expectation. His days march forward under the watchful eyes of priests and royalty, with every choice already mapped out for him. But Aertrian’s heart hungers for freedom beyond the palace walls.
the unpredictable Jarred, Aertrian’s partner in crime, whose presence might just ignite the flames of change. Together, they plan to rewrite their destinies, daring to step beyond the suffocating grasp of law and tradition.
Step inside the shoes of Aertrian and Jarred as their story unfolds, where every decision forces you to choose between safety and risk. Do you cling to the orderly life your father commands, wrapped in security but stripped of passion? Or do you embrace chaos and defy every decree, chasing a raw, untamed existence where the only rule is survival?
More than just Aertrian faces these crossroads. As the player, you dictate how far the rebellion will go. Every move you make changes the course of their dangerous journey.
Explore a world pulsing with tension, hidden lusts, and dark conspiracies. Aertrian and Jarred aren’t just fighting for freedom - they’re battling the very foundation of everything they’ve ever known.
Can you bear to walk the razor’s edge between duty and desire? The choice is raw, personal, and entirely yours. In this kingdom where shadows hide secrets and every whisper could mean salvation or doom, the stakes have never been higher.
Step into a pulse-pounding narrative where every choice leads deeper into danger and temptation.
Aertrian’s destiny is not just a story to watch — it’s a game to live. Will you follow the scripted lines written by kings and priests, or tear up the rulebook and dive into the unknown? Your adventure starts now.
Rewind to a moment where "My Hero Academic community" captures friendships on the edge, before best friends became bitter adversaries. On top of that, seize the opportunity to steer these bonds away from destruction! Beyond friendship, explore torrid connections with multiple tantalizing hotties nearby, because unlike the standard edition here, you can transform your novice warrior into a ultimate romantic champion!
Step carefully through those hallways filled with whispered secrets, dangerous confessions, and fleeting moments blazing with temptation. Juggle fragile friendships alongside impulsive crushes as each encounter could either mend wounds or open fresh scars.
Experience heart-pounding drama where sparks fly, alliances crumble, and secret desires come alive. Push boundaries in relationships, face consequences head-on, and forge your path as a hero whose charm matches their courage.
Unleash your deepest desires and strategic mind alike as you navigate the thrills and dangers of this immersive adventure. Jump in now, play your cards right, and become the hero, lover, and friend this story desperately needs.
You live in a large apartment for the cleaning and you have a disastrous lack of time. A small thought you decided to hire a maid so that she would do the cleaning in the apartment. You are waiting. You and the doorbell rings open it. Wow. Who would have thought that sexy maids work in the agency. Before you stands a youthfull nymph with a sweet smile, in a short miniskirt and with big milk cans. About cleaning 4, thoughts flew out of your head. Now you simply dream about how to have lovemaking with this beautiful nymph. Meanwhile, the maid takes a wash and begins to wash the floors. You see her round butt and white g-string. Definitely without them it will look nicer. To interact with the game use the control panel on the perfect side of the screen.
Samui is one of few hot blondes in whole"Naruto Shippuden" series and she is pretty uncommon guest in manga porn games so if you happened to be her aficionado then this will be the game you will enjoy! As you already know from the title this game begins with an interrogation of Samui at Konoha village. But there is no way she is gonna to slobber all of her secrets so hokage and co might have to find the way... and is there finer way then sexual tantalizing? Undress Samui to detect how awesome her kinks are (stir aside, Tsunade!). Touch and tease every inch of her body before you will activate the main torture device - the fucking machine! Use it on every fuckhole that she has and if she still keep silent then she is very likely no more use for you than a fuckslut for titfucking from now on.
A hentai parody game that will require some indeed good reflexes and accuracy from you... but did you expected something else from game based on the world of anime ninjas? So the story begins with Naruto (you realize this boy, right?) Coming back to his place at very late hours only to find out that Tsunade who wanted to help him to clean up the mess he calls bedroom is still there. But why the lights are all swicthed off and about what surprise she is talkning about? Well, this is something that you could quicly figure out by remebering the title of the game... Gameplay is based on numbered circles appearing in the random areas of game screen which you need to click on swift enough befor ethey will disappear - the more long your click chain will be the more fun your dearest characters will get!
Very interactive intercourse flash game. Brave Mario disappeared and the mushroom kingdom is in good danger. Who can prevent the invading forces of the evil invaders? Only sexy and huge-chested Princess Peach. But she had just woken up and was fully naked standing with the couch. Something needs to be done and otherwise the kingdom could fall from a horde of raiders. You need to find some clothes. Use the control buttons to stir and Space to interact with objects. Your main mission in this adult flash game is to save the Mushroom Kingdom. To try it, Princess Peach needs to complete many challenging activities and missions. Of course, with your help. Beware of critters - they can *** and attack Princess Peach in all her royal holes. Find what you Will Need to store the Mushroom Kingdom. If you are ready to go in search of venture, then do it now.
Even though the game of rock-paper-scissors is supposed to be for two players only tonight you will be playing against two rivals at once... which won't be actually double the challenge but will certainly double the fun and pleasure you will be getting since your rivals are both hot looking chicks who don't mind to turn this game into unclothe game! The rules are simple and well known so all that you need to do is to choose one of three figures. Every time when you will win the round nymphs will have to get rid of some of their clothes while in case if you're going to happen to loose the round then... nothing actually will happen so you are going to unclothe down these hotties entirely sooner or afterward (and then find a short but fun bonus videoclip for that)!
In this fascinating and interactive video anime porn flash game with high-quality animation, you may see however Trunks and Goten fuck a youthful big-breasted mother Hinata. Check the game flash. Mama Hinata is on her knees and heavy swallows a chisel on a stick. Gotan massages his delicious buns. Hinata's mother's raw duct is on the point of be overcame. Gotan bj's her duct and swallows her cock deep. Of course, Hinata's mama likes it once she penetrates deep into the gullet with a thick compilation of Trinks. These 2 boys ar prepared right away to start out fucking Mama Hinata in her crack. Then it's time for a few wild anal invasion drilling. Sodomy is extremely stylish this spunky mama. Ar you able to love this criminal congress together with full-bosomed mama Hinata? Let's begin our bang-out stories right away.
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat