A simple but entertaining minigame that allows you to virtually fiss cartoon hottie Katara, from "Avatar: the last airbender". You can customize the scene by selecting from a variety of choices. Find the most attractive looks for Katara that suit your tastes.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Spider-Man would have changed his life if he knew what his new outfit could do to his life. What's the difference? This question can be asked to the redhead fangirl, and Spidey will answer the question with another character. We'll give you a hint: this interactive parody is part of the hentai category!
Young school student Shinn Akatsuki returns to his high school as an adviser for its under performing math student, in the apparent request of the principal. Though an impeccable and considerate guy on the exterior, Shinn hides a very dark side : as a part of his unending perversionhe likes witnessing femmes he believes"from everybody's league" give way to his or her Never pleased earlier he lost his victims. Now, however, Shinn determines to make his"supreme sex harem", also using these dark thoughts in your mind, and chooses the candidates that he believes"perfect" because he becomes familiar with the school: the starlet of this track and field staff, the most guiltless and tomboyish Makoto Shinjugai, the more rich and spoiled tennis participant Ritsuko Yasuhiro, the most graceful, serious and conventional Satuski Katsuragithe swimming team is promising, very dutiful and enchanting Aina Aozaki, along with also the basketball starlet, Touko Takatsukasa. As he starts his"search", Shinn additionally adds volleyball teacher Rina Akiyama into his fervor once she impresses him with her sugary bod and adulthood. And thus, under the pretense of an"accountable adviser" along with the assistance of his remaining ago sex paramour, professor Reika Tohno, '' the protagonist's most wicked quest to make his perfect sex harem starts... Caution: Chrome appears to be unable to play with this game. Firefox is obviously a better option for enjoying html5 games.
This minigame for hentai will make a great gift for any "Bleach" lover... or anyone who likes to fuck anime chicks in virtual mode! This week's guest is Unohana who is a sexbomb from anime show "Bleach". We were mentioning gifts from the beginning because Unohana will become the first female to receive a special present from Santa! You probably have some ideas about what type of gift it will be based on the theme of this parody website.
This can be an intriguing game where you'll need to answer queries based on the cartoon Bleach. Obviously, when you answer correctly, you'll receive a prize. It'll be jummy ladies from the show Bleach. You wished to see them in intimate moments and sex poses!? Let's commence the game. So on the display you may see queries. And four replies. For instance - . You have to pick the one that is perfect. When you answered correctly, then the question appears. If you haven't guessed, you'll need to commence the game from the start. When you answer all the questions you will have access where you can see the Bleach heroes fully naked. It is well worth fighting for a prize. Let's commence the game now.
Beautiful Yoruichi from anime show"Bleach" includes a very certain Writer today and seems like just Renji will help her to deal with it... or even his large and hard manhood - that is pretty much all Yoruichi is desired right now! However, her excellent enthusiasm can perform a lousy joke on her own muff in order the participant you'll need to watch on both enjoyment and muff burn ins and also to swicth different deeds in time to prevent the 2nd one from filling up earlier than the first one - just in this case you will realize the exceptional jizz shot cartoon as prize! Ofcourse this game is fairly brief and elementary yet in the event that you are going to enjoy it then it is possible to come across a good deal more games for this one on our site and they'll be not just around"Bleach" but about many other in demand anime as well!
This tale has pretty classic start - unexperienced and young girl relocates to big city where she will certainly find a great deal of brand-new opportunities and face a great deal of brand-new lures. Which ones will win the fight for Eva's (that's our main heroine's name btw) soul and mind? Overview Eva through her brand-new life and witness her change right into either better or even worse variation of herself!
You ought to have guessed that such good appartment was given for such low cost for a factor. And this factor is... weak wall surfaces! Simply one little earthquacke is what needed for you to have an instant roommate. His name is Riley, he is visuals developer, he is cute looking and has very delicate nature. Yeah-yeah, Riley is an optimal femboy. Live with it. Like, actually. You will actually needs to live with this femboy and just your choices will certainly specify what sort of life it is mosting likely to be.
Welcome! Invite ot the globe of Dirty Fantasies - the wonderfil palce where your most naughty and damp desires become real! The hottest laides that you could just think of will certainly become the love of your life time... or simply sluts for one evening - if this is what you are fantasizing about! Amazong mix of aesthetic unique and dating simulator that winds up with hentai no issue what! Delight in!
Life has it's own sort of paradox. And here how it functions. You have meet one of the most lovely girl you have actually ever before seen and you have invest an evening with each other - an evening to remember... when her dad ruins the enjoyable, chases you and send you right into a coma! For for how long? For about a 10 years throughout which your memories consisting of this evening and this girl discolor off! Currently the girl from your desires is the girl from your desires... unless you will certainly make a risky effort to find her!
This is a video game about dating as it is: conference warm looking chick transforms right into supreme examination of all your abilities and all your charms. Study the imformation, focus and think real good on everything you are planning to do or to say. Because just answering all of her questions correctly will offer you with a proper treat tonight, and obtain ready for evaluation. Good good luck!
Visiting at your pal Ben's place for a number of days on your way to the university is probably the best choice that you have actually made this summer. Why? Ofcourse seeing a childhood pal is constantly good and enjoyable but the real factor is actually not him but his relative - skinny and boy-like Gwen has actually growned up and currently she is one warm curved redhead seductress! Can you attract her?
Are you right into redhead girls, goth girls or maybe insane girls? Once, Titans Tower is the fantastic place where each and all of them can be found at! Become the beginner superhero and take your come across attracting Starfire, Raven or Jinx in this of course exciting adventure blended from aesthetic unique, dating simulator and hentai apology! Each lady is a puzzle and just resolving this puzzle is the essential to fulfilling your damp desires!
Once you were the effective demon lord ruling the unlimited lands with desire and corruption. In some way you were beat and locked up for numerous and numerous years. Preparation your escape took time, preparing it took also much longer yet everything has actually gone southern in a blink of an eye and you have actually left not just from your jail but from your very own body and your measurement! Currently you are having among those weak animals known as 'humans '. When it comes to the good information spreading out desire and corruption in this globe might be also simpler...
This is a tale of nightmare - the just one left of his whole demonic race that was cleaned out by the team of incredible warriors among which has actually saved the demonic child and also raised him. Will this act of kindness change the very nature of the animal or will it's demonic legacy will take control of eventually? To rind the answer for this question the last of nightmare will certainly need to go through adventure on his very own...
Sexy whore Jinora wants to attempt a thick cock for taste. Let us assist her at this action. To begin with, you have to fuck this gal in her tight and pink muff. To try it, use the dialogs to bypass from the game. Then move up the mouse the game display and click the"Fuck" buttonagain. You'll see how the thick cock tears Jinora tight and pink cunt . Fuck her till Jinora doesn't practice numerous orgasms. After that you can pour her pink labia on your hot and gloppy jizz. Obviously, after such a depraved sexual act huge-chested Jinora will be fully pleased. Following this fuck Jinora in her tight buttocks... She might want to replicate the sexual activity over and over..
We are taking you past few decades. Meet with our hero Murton. As the healer he is referred to in Lavindor Kingdom. You ought to earn a love potion that can bring King's strength back. As a reward you'll receive as much gold as you can carry. Collect all things to ensure potion.
Entering into the hands of pirates right after your ship was damaged in the sea? Seems like a really bad good luck for you, seafarer! Or maybe the bad good luck is finally over and from currently on just the good points will be happening to you? Because once you will certainly open your eyes you will certainly see what kind of pirates have actually conserved you - warm pirates, sexy pirates, slutty pirates... yes, we are talking about non besides Nami and Nico from "One Item"!
Are you a fan of big boobs and playing with them? You might like to spend some time here with Kasumi, the ninja princess! If you decide to play with her big, round, heavy boobies, you need to be careful not to wake her! To motivate you more, keep in mind that Kasumi is a core fighter of "Dead or alive", so getting her up can be as painful and hard as getting your sex kicked! Now let's talk about the benefits. You can play with Kasumi's bums and even see them flow with milk, if you find the right way to get her to wake up from her sleep.
The 2nd part of a motivational game. Midna is simply one in each of those characters inside the acclaimed Legend of Zelda computer game collection, and he or she looks to be one of the admirer faves since this isn't the primary time she's asterisked at a really hentai parody herself! The game is made from a first-person standpoint and its main purpose is basic. Incidentally, in this journey you are looking a grownup version of itthat is presently also a sandy-haired! As so much since the deeds accessible, you'll choose out of finger fucking and glancing together with her, then fucking her tits or cherry pot, and in fact, with Associate in Nursing ass-fuck together with her as lengthy as you want! One in each of those added choices would be the X-ray mode, which may allow you to consider nonetheless deep the pencil goes, otherwise you may fit or take any clothes you put on Midna.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat