You wake up half dead in some dusty tent, head ringing, body wrapped in bandages that smell like herbs and sweat, and the first thing you see is this desert beauty bending over you with her tits almost falling out of her clothes. Not some plastic bimbo, but that soft, dark eyed type, like old anime OVA heroines from the 90s, where the artist actually cared about curves and skin tone. She says her name is Imry, and you can’t remember jack shit, not even your own name, but your dick remembers everything just fine. The game doesn’t rush it, though. You lie there listening to the wind outside, hearing the tribe talking in low voices, the sound of camels, the desert at night. That atmosphere hits you in the brain in this lazy way, like when you rewatch some VHS hentai from your youth and suddenly remember the exact smell of your room back then. Imry keeps leaning in to change bandages, and every time, the camera gets closer to her lips, her neck, the edge of her clothes where her nipple is just barely covered. It’s that kind of slow, teasing erotic, not the modern "HERE IS NAKED BODY IN 3 SECONDS" type. Which is funny, because the game still lets you fuck pretty quickly if you push certain choices.

The whole setup with the tribe and Zaris and his daughter feels like some lost “Arabian nights but horny” doujin that someone found on an old hard drive and turned into a visual novel. You saved the chief’s daughter from bandits, got slammed in the head, now you’re the mysterious warrior outsider in the camp. Of course he offers you his daughter like it’s the most normal thing in the world. She’s this shy but spoiled desert princess, with gold jewelry bouncing on her tits every time she moves, pretending to be all proper while her eyes keep drifting to your crotch when she thinks nobody sees. There’s this one scene where you walk outside the tent at night, moonlight on the sand, wind blowing her veil, and you can choose whether to act like a gentleman or just press her against a tent pole and grind. I picked the “a bit gentle but still horny” option and the CG that followed… yeah, I had to pause and open Telegram because my phone buzzed, and when I looked back, her expression in that moment stuck in my head for hours. Old school blush, a little drool, thighs pressed together, not this sterile porn pose style you see everywhere now.

The mystery stuff about who you are is kinda there, but honestly, I forgot about it halfway because I was too busy trying to unlock all the scenes with Imry. Some dialogue pacing is weird, like the game suddenly jumps from “how is your wound” to “I have always felt alone beneath these stars” and then back to slow handjob in the same conversation, like someone edited three drafts together and said “good enough.” There is also one choice where the timing of the text box completely killed the tension for me, but I still clicked through because the next CG promised nipple. Sometimes the desert background looks copy pasted, sometimes it hits you with this really nice sunset and you think “damn, this would be a killer wallpaper on my old Windows XP machine.” The sex is more about skin and eyes and those small touches, like fingers brushing over scars, the way her clothes slip aside instead of just vanishing. Penetration scenes are direct, lots of fluids, hips slapping, that good stuff, but my favorite bits were the small lewd moments, like Imry’s hair all messy after she goes down on you and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, pretending nothing happened while her cheeks glow. It feels rough around the edges, like some half forgotten hentai CD-ROM game little perverts like me used to trade on shady forums, and that’s exactly why it stuck in my head after I closed the browser.

Briggs is absolutely the worst little bastard to put in charge of “bringing justice” to a kingdom, which is exactly why it works. The game throws you into this royal court where the queen is this insanely hot, thick-hipped tyrant with huge tits, zero patience, and even less modesty once you start messing with her. At first she’s all proud female warrior energy, barking orders, talking down to goblins and knights like they are trash under her heels. Then your goblin brain starts turning and you realize the whole palace is basically one big toy box for humiliating her in public. You sneak around, spy from keyholes, watch her bathe, catch her getting dressed, push little pranks that start as “haha funny” and end up as “why is the queen on her knees in front of half the guard with cum on her face.” The escalation is the fun part. It’s not just suddenly hardcore. It slowly slides from teasing and groping to straight up group sex in the throne room, while everybody pretends this is “discipline for the good of the realm.”

What I really liked is how many scenes are focused on her losing status, not just getting fucked. You’re not just clicking through sex, you’re orchestrating her fall. One moment you convince a knight to “check her armor fit” and the guy ends up with both hands buried in her chest plates, squeezing her huge tits while she tries to keep royal composure. Next moment, some noble walks in, sees her bent over a table with a goblin hand under her skirt, and instead of stopping it, he joins. Half of the time you’re basically a pervert director of a humiliation play. Voyeur scenes where Briggs hides behind curtains and you get full view of the queen, flushed and panting, trying to pretend she’s still in control while goblins grope her ass and spread her thighs for everyone to see. And when monsters show up? The tone shifts to this brutal fantasy corruption where big, ugly things pound her hard enough that her expression changes from rage to this broken, wet, “more” look. There’s a scene where she ends up mounted by a beast in the royal garden while the court watches, and by the end she’s begging to be filled, creampies dripping down her legs and into the grass, and everyone just laughs like it’s a show. It’s fucked up, it’s funny, it’s horny, and it never really pretends to be something noble. She starts as a proud warrior queen, she ends as the castle’s favorite toy, and somehow the goblin feels like the only honest one in the room.

I didn’t expect to care about the outfits so much. The first time Kaylan walks into that smoky cantina wearing something that looks halfway between a pilot’s jacket and a dominatrix vest, I actually paused. Like, *why* does this cheap little visual novel manage to make leather look expensive? Everyone else’s clothes seem one breath away from falling off - especially that Twi’lek bounty hunter with the split skirt that screams “fight me but also ruin me.” It’s ridiculous, yet it works. Maybe it’s because the lighting’s uneven, like someone forgot to polish the render - makes the skin look more real somehow, less glossy doll, more sweaty body after a chase scene. I kept thinking, “This shouldn’t be hot,” but it was.

The sound though - it’s weirdly good. Not the music (that’s just spacey hums and random drum hits), but the way the moans are layered under the blaster sounds, almost like they belong together. There’s this one oral scene in the ship’s medbay where the hum of the engine mixes with her breathing, and it’s… unnerving? I mean, I replayed it twice, so maybe not *that* unnerving. And then suddenly they throw in some heavy drama about betrayal and destiny, like I didn’t just watch someone get pinned against a console five seconds ago. It’s jarring, but kind of perfect. You’re half turned on, half emotionally confused, which might be the point - or maybe the devs just didn’t plan it that way. Hard to tell.

What bugs me is the hair physics. I know, weird thing to fixate on when everyone’s naked half the time, but still. Her braid clips through his shoulder right when things get intense, and I can’t unsee it. Yet I’d still call it romantic, in that messy, sweaty, “we might die in hyperspace” sort of way. The whole thing feels like fanfiction that got drunk and decided to grow up. I’m not sure if I love it or if it just caught me off guard, but I haven’t closed the tab yet.

Thunder stopped and the story starts after that, with you as this kid from the gutter who swings a sword way better than he knows how to talk to anyone. The setting is that Far East fantasy type thing: wooden roofs, smoky streets, silk robes, and then some noble lady with huge tits walking past like you don’t exist. You’re a warrior-in-training, not some chosen one, just a guy who got lucky and found a grumpy old war hero willing to beat techniques into your body until everything hurts in a good way. The game opens on what feels like a small job: run an errand, play bodyguard, check some shady district. Next thing, you’re in the middle of politics, demons, and a whole lot of ass you probably shouldn’t be staring at while you’re technically on duty. You go from dirt streets and cheap booze to palaces where every corridor hides some MILF trying to handle her “stress” in private, and you’re just there, armor half on, cock half hard, trying to remember the actual mission.

What I like is how your status really matters. People from your old caste still treat you like “one of us,” tossing you little secrets in alleys, while the nobles look at you like a tool and then immediately start undressing you with their eyes once they see how you move in a fight. There’s this scene early on where you escort a highborn woman through the city after some monster scare. You cut down a creature, blood on your face, she sees that and suddenly the way she talks to you flips. First she’s acting all proper, then in the carriage her robes slip, and she “accidentally” presses your hand right into her massive soft chest. The game doesn’t rush to the sex there, which almost annoyed me, but later in her private bathhouse, she calls you in “for protection,” and the whole thing explodes into this slow, wet, “I shouldn’t be doing this with a common-born warrior” kind of fuck. Her ass in the water, tits floating, you pin her against the stone while she’s still trying to keep her noble tone, failing completely when you shove inside her and she moans way too loud for a lady of the court.

It’s a lot of that contrast: one moment battlefield, the next moment you’re banging someone against a training dummy while lanterns swing around. The older women hit different here, too. There’s a warrior woman who fought in the same war as your master, body thick with muscle and age, ass like it was built to be grabbed in armor and out of it. She trains you, throws you on the ground, then ends up on top of you in this “grappling practice” that turns into her grinding down on your hard-on. She teases you for being young, but she’s the one riding you like she’s been starved for years, sweat dripping off her tits onto your chest. Then later, in the poor district, there’s this tiny shrine house where a so-called “respectable” wife is secretly praying for her husband’s death so she can crawl into your lap. You pull her kimono off and her body does not match the quiet good-girl act at all, curves everywhere, nipples hard before you even touch them, her ass shaking while you pound her from behind and she tries to keep her voice down because neighbors. Sex scenes feel like you’re clawing your way into a world that never planned to let you in, with your cock doing half the social climbing. And yeah, sometimes the pacing between these scenes and the “serious” plot jumps weird and makes you go “wait, how did I get from planning a patrol to balls-deep in this woman again,” but honestly, that kind of messy chaos fits a story about a nobody warrior suddenly thrown into power, tits, and danger all at once.

This one hits like a horny Celtic fever dream where your playlist suddenly jumps from chill lo-fi to filthy club track with heavy bass and no one knows who touched the volume. You play this immortal warrior guy who basically keeps falling into trouble with every kind of dangerous woman: proud redhead warriors who look like they could break your neck and ride your dick in the same motion, druids with glowing eyes and way too much influence over your brain, smug queens who clearly use their tits as a political tool, that kind of vibe. It starts almost noble, like you think you’re the good guy in some old legend, but after a few choices you’re already grabbing a fistful of ass in a torchlit hall and pretending it’s all part of the strategy. It feels a bit like shuffling Spotify from “epic battle music” to “sex playlist” and then never going back.

What I liked is how it doesn’t treat you like some clueless virgin, even when the game is actually about turning pure girls into not-so-pure little worshipers of your cock. You get these quiet scenes where you’re talking to a proud female warrior about honor and battle scars, then suddenly your hand is under her leather armor, she’s breathing hard, and you’re deciding if you tease her with a slow handjob or shove her to her knees and make her taste you. Sometimes the camera lingers on her lips wrapped around you with just enough movement to feel alive but not like some overproduced porn. Other times it cuts right after the creampie and you’re like hey, let me enjoy the mess a second longer, alright? There’s also this thing where your “heroic” path and your “corrupt the whole fucking pantheon” path keep mixing. One moment you’re saving a village. Next moment you’re mindfucking their druid priestess and using her as a toy in a group scene while she chants in some old tongue and still somehow finds time to swallow. I love that energy. I also hate that some of the scenes tease you with perfect set-up for proper throat abuse or rough titfuck and then just jump back to plot like the writer suddenly remembered lore is a thing. But then you get this surprisingly soft masturbation scene with a so-called untouchable milf queen, sitting by a window, touching herself while remembering how you pinned her against a stone wall and filled her, and it hits like a slow, dirty track at the end of the night. You kind of forget you were supposed to be a hero at all and just start thinking which kingdom you want to fuck into obedience next.

On this island full of crazy strong amazon warriors, you arrive as this cocky outsider who honestly should die in the first ten minutes, but somehow every proud warrior girl keeps underestimating you. The whole thing is like someone mashed comic book Justice League porn with a kinky strategy game. You’re not just clicking through sex scenes, you’re actually poking at fragile egos, pushing rivalries, and watching these legendary fighters slowly slide from “I will crush you” to “I will ride you until my legs shake”. Seeing Diana go from strict, righteous warrior princess to your messy, horny toy is basically the main dish here, and yeah, it delivers. At the start she looks at you like you’re dirt, all cold eyes and heroic speeches, and by the time you’ve pushed the right choices and trained her in your “methods”, she’s choking on your cock on her own throne, trying to keep her dignity while drooling all over you. You can go gentle for a while, pretending romance, but the game is clearly happier when you go full corruption: hand around her throat, one hand under her skirt, whispering how her sisters are going to watch her get fucked like a slut.

The fun thing is how the game keeps giving you these little power tests. Like, you’re in some council scene, surrounded by half-naked amazons trying very hard to look serious, and the game throws a choice at you: respect tradition or slide your hand up Diana’s thigh in front of everyone. Pick the sneaky horny route and she flinches at first, jaw tight, but she doesn’t stop you. Next time, she spreads her legs a bit and pretends she’s just “adjusting her armor” while your fingers are inside her. It escalates fast. One moment you’re just groping her ass during a debate, the next she’s on her knees under the table, giving you a sloppy blowjob while the other warriors argue about politics. And yes, the creampie stuff hits hard too. There’s something deeply satisfying the first time you fuck her raw in the training grounds, pin her against the wall with your hands around her wrists, and watch her entire proud body shake when you cum deep inside. She tries to scold you about “honor of the Amazons” while your semen is literally dripping down her inner thighs. That’s the mood.

It’s not just one-on-one, either. Once you get some control, the harem aspect starts to bloom and the corruption gets way more spicy. You can pit amazons against each other, then reward the “winner” by making her lick your shaft clean after you’ve just blown a load in her rival’s pussy. Group scenes with Diana and other warriors are some of the best content: she starts off jealous, trying to act above it, but you can make her hold another girl’s hips open so you can slam into her, then order Diana to clean up the creampie with her tongue. There are lesbian bits sprinkled all over, too: training sessions where two warrior girls are forced to “practice close combat” until they end up grinding on each other, moaning, while you watch and decide who gets your cock that night. At one point I had Diana riding me while another amazon, totally broken in, was kissing her, sucking her nipples, and begging you to fuck them both harder. Batman even shows up in this weird crossover vibe, and instead of saving the day he ends up looking like background furniture while you’re balls-deep in the so-called symbol of justice. The whole game feels kind of wrong in a very good way: lots of BDSM flavor, rough grabbing, making a legendary female warrior beg for your cum, all wrapped in this corrupt-political-mythology porn soup that shouldn’t work, but yeah, it really fucking works.

Mooncity feels like that messy shelf in my figure closet where everything is thrown together, but somehow my eye still goes first to the cute dangerous girl with blood on her sword. The story pretends to be about this quiet guy, Welt, shipbuilder boy who just wants to care his mom and mind his own boring life, but the city basically grabs him by the collar and drags him through filth and boobs at same time. One street has cult idiots, next corner some gang shaking people for coins, then suddenly, oh, fluffy-eared escort leaning on the wall, tail flicking, asking if he wants “company” like she’s talking about tea instead of grinding his soul out of his body. I like that the game acts serious and horny in same breath. Sometimes it even works. Sometimes it feels like drunk fanfic I still bookmark.

The visual novel parts do a lot of heavy lifting here. You click, you read, you choose, and then suddenly you are in a brothel room with a wolf-girl warrior who has scars on her belly and this smug smile like she already undressed you ten moves ago in her head. She talks about work, about hunting monsters, about how she loves strong men, and then mid-sentence she just straddles the poor boy and rides him until his legs look like jelly. There is no shy fade to black, she keeps talking, teasing, asking if he likes being squeezed by strong thighs, if he prefers claws on his back or soft fur on his face. And when you think “okay, that was the lewd scene”, she just flips him over and starts using him like toy. I hated that. I replayed it three times. The monster girls are like that too: one flower-demon girl in the arena smiles really sweet, with petals on her head like cute headband, then traps Welt in thick vines, spreads his legs and makes him cum just from rubbing plant tendrils against his cock while audience screams for blood. It is awful and yes, I have screenshots saved in my Telegram chat with myself. By the way, the fishing minigame can go fuck itself, why is it more annoying than fighting actual monsters? Anyway. The turn-based combat surprised me because sometimes it suddenly gets rough in a fun way, like you think this is just grinding, but losing a fight means you wake up half naked, covered in bite marks from some catgirl thug, wallet empty and dignity missing, and you kind of want to lose again just to see what she does if she gets bored. The game world is cruel, filthy, too horny in stupid places and not horny enough in one or two scenes I really wanted more, but Mooncity feels alive in that sick, cute, broken way I keep collecting in my heart.