Guy comes back from uni, thinks he’s just crashing at dad’s place for a while, and suddenly he’s living in a softcore soap opera that keeps trying to turn into hardcore blackmail porn every ten minutes. The “new” home is basically a harem powder keg with a fresh coat of paint. Dad’s got a hot young wife who dresses like she’s trying to be professional but keeps bending over in ways that make it really clear this house doesn’t run on morality. She’s trying to be proper, to keep things under control, but the more you tease her, the more those “accidental” slips start to look planned. You can play nice, give her romance, soft touches, slow kisses in the hallway where anyone could walk by. Or you go the other way. Let her know you’ve seen the messages on her phone, the shady little secrets she keeps, and start turning that knowledge into obedience. The maid uniform does not help her at all. Every time she puts it on, she slides one step closer to kneeling when you tell her to.

The game keeps throwing women at you who all feel like they belong in different genres of porn, but somehow it doesn’t totally fall apart. Next door you’ve got that barely-legal airhead who thinks “corruption” just means trying a cigarette. Spend some time with her and suddenly she’s practicing deepthroat in your bedroom while still pretending she’s innocent. You spank her once as a joke and she turns bright red, half from humiliation, half from being way too into it. Then there’s the cop who should absolutely arrest you, but spends more time grinding on your lap during “interrogations” than asking questions. She’s the kind of woman you can push face-first over a table, pull her panties aside and fuck her while she tries to pretend she’s in control. You know that moment when she glares at you, wipes her mouth after a messy blowjob, and you realize you’re the one being handled? Yeah, that happens too. Somewhere in there is a spoiled rich girl who treats you like trash until you get her alone, pull her hair, make her strip and crawl, and suddenly she’s the one begging for more. Sometimes the romance path feels almost too sweet, like the game forgot it’s full of blackmail, spanking and public humiliation, then it remembers and throws you into a scene where a girl is masturbating in your bed, crying with shame while still rubbing her clit because you ordered her to. The animations are surprisingly horny for how simple they look, especially the oral scenes, though I swear one of the loops where she’s riding you looks a bit off and now I can’t unsee it. But it works. The moans, the little shivers when you slap her ass, the way a “good girl” you’ve been patient with for hours finally drops to her knees and opens her mouth because you crook a finger. Half the time you think you’re going to play the nice guy and go for romance, and then the game hands you a chance to make a maid clean the floor in her underwear while you sit back, cock out, and suddenly you’re the villain and it feels way too good.

Jack is that smug asshole you would instantly block on Instagram, except here you’re stuck in the same shitty town with him and his dad owns basically every thug on the street. The girl you play as is doing the classic “good student with garbage salary jobs” thing, dragging herself from school to work, trying to keep food on the table for her brother and her useless father. Then she hears the wrong thing at the wrong alley behind the school gate. Suddenly this isn’t just about grades and rent, it’s about a rich crime prince deciding she’s a loose end that needs to be handled. Small problem for him: she isn’t some screaming victim who faints at the first punch. The first time he sends a guy to scare her, you can actually put that bastard on the ground, boot on his chest, and feel the game quietly saying: yeah, she hits back.

From that moment, everything starts dripping into sex and power stuff, and it sneaks up on you. At the start she is stiff, almost painfully “pure”. First scene in her cramped bathroom, she is doing this awkward fast masturbation, trying not to wake anybody, biting her lip, half guilty, half desperate. Camera stays too long on her fingers and that cheap plastic phone light, you can almost feel how cold the tiles are. Then school scenes bring the slow rot. A teacher “accidentally” presses against her chest when he helps her with homework, students bump into her in the corridor and use every excuse to grope her ass. It begins as these small touches she tries to ignore, then you get dialogue options like “stay quiet and endure it” or “threaten to scream” and both paths somehow drag her deeper. Jack figures out very fast that she has someone to protect, and the blackmail snowballs: one lewd photo in the storage room so he deletes a video, one humiliating blowjob in his car so a debt magically disappears. Sometimes she is trembling, sometimes she looks straight at him with that angry, wet-eyed stare while she is on her knees, spit and cum on her tongue, and it is honestly hotter than any fake moaning. There is a club arc later where she has to strip on stage for quick dirty cash, and if you corrupt her far enough she starts arching her back and grinding on the pole like she owns the place, but there is always this tiny dead look in her eyes that reminds you this is survival, not some happy porn audition.

The game loves crossing the line with control. One route turns her part-time job into this twisted BDSM playground for a rich client, where he uses ropes and toys on her while she pretends it is “just another gig”. She goes in as a virgin just trying to keep her body intact long enough to escape the city, and the first full sex scene is brutally intimate. Slow, a bit clumsy, condom “forgotten” on purpose, you can see the exact second she realizes he is going to finish inside and there is nothing she can do without ruining everything she sacrificed. The creampie is not fireworks, it is a trap locking in. Later, when she actually starts to want it, there are scenes where she rides him in some shady motel, hand over his mouth, whispering filthy things you would not expect from the shy girl from the intro. Oral, rough groping in stairwells, being shoved against the school lockers while pretending to resist because the hallway cameras are on, that kinda pervy tension. Since it is a mobile game, I kept playing on the train with brightness way too low, swiping through choices with one thumb and praying nobody behind me could see when Jack’s hand slid into her panties during a “normal” lunch break. There is this tiny chat popup that keeps asking to rate the game and it appears directly on top of her face sometimes during a sex scene, which pissed me off so much I almost dropped the phone, but then I still went back to check a different corruption branch right after. And I still have no idea why the loading tip keeps mentioning a mechanic that never actually shows up in any route I tried, but whatever.

Winter nights make horny games hit different, you know? Everything feels a bit slower, darker outside, warm screen light, like you’re hiding in your own little sin cave while everyone else is posting family photos and pretending they’re not jerking off later. Jinxed Mark fits that vibe way too well. It starts with this dude Mark whose life just got kicked in the teeth: grandma gone, future kind of fucked, nothing stable. Instead of some heroic bullshit, he kind of stumbles into this new house, this new job, this new family... and the story quietly takes its pants off while pretending it’s totally about “personal growth”. Yeah, sure. Personal growth. Between tits and trouble.

The thing that hit me first is how openly the game treats the size of Mark’s cock. Not “haha big” but absurd, problem-level big. It becomes part of the entire mood. When he’s alone in his new room and the game gives you that first long, slow animated shot of him jerking off, you can almost feel that mix of shame and “holy fuck I could ruin somebody with this”. The jerk-off animation actually loops a bit too long, like the dev was as into it as you’re supposed to be. And then you go from that to walking into the kitchen and trying to talk to this busty older woman in a thin shirt, nipples almost poking through, and you can practically see Mark trying to hide the hard-on in his pants. The story plays with that a lot: he wants to be respectful, he wants to be useful, but the camera keeps lingering on asses, panties half showing when someone leans over, a bra strap slipping when she laughs. It’s not subtle. It shouldn’t be.

There’s this scene early on where you accidentally catch one of the women masturbating in the bathroom. The door isn’t locked properly, of course, and you get this full-on animated view of her fingers working between those big thighs, her tits bouncing slightly with every little movement. She’s trying to stay quiet, biting her lip, and you can tell she’s thinking of someone, but the game doesn’t say who. That’s where the voyeur part really clicks: you’re not just some camera in the sky, you’re the guy who has to look her in the eyes at breakfast after watching her cum all over her own hand. Later, when she pretends nothing happened and casually brushes against you while reaching for a mug, her tits pressing on your arm for just half a second too long, it hits different because you’ve seen what that body does when nobody is watching. It’s a small moment, but it nails that awkward, horny tension, like both of you are carrying a secret and no one wants to be the first to say “I saw you touching yourself like a slut.”

The cheating angle kind of slides in on quiet feet. There’s a husband, or a boyfriend, or at least some guy who is supposed to be “hers”, but he’s almost like background noise. You hear about him, maybe see him in a scene or two, but the game keeps pulling the camera back to Mark and the women orbiting him. You help with little things at first: fixing something in the house, carrying boxes, late-night talks in the living room with only the TV glow. Then a hand on your thigh that “stays there by accident”, a hug that turns into a slow body press, the first time somebody lets you grope her ass while pretending it’s just a playful bump. It escalates exactly like real bad decisions do: not with big speeches, just a series of tiny horny choices. That first handjob scene in the laundry area, for example, is filthy in a really grounded way. She checks if the door is closed, you stand way too close among the clothes, and her fingers wrap around your cock like she’s trying to see if all the rumors about size are true. The animation sells it: her wrist working faster, that wet sound starting, her eyes flicking up to yours like “we really shouldn’t” but she doesn’t stop. When she finally gets on her knees and lets you cum on her face or straight onto those heavy tits before cleaning it with her fingers, it feels dirty not just because of the semen, but because you both know she belongs to someone else.

Sex here isn’t just “click and fuck”, it actually plays with the situations. There’s a scene where you’re “helping” someone try on outfits and of course it turns into full-on groping, hands sliding under a half-open blouse, fingers digging into big soft boobs while she half-heartedly pretends to push you away. Later on you get the more explicit stuff: tits bouncing in your face while you fuck her from below, her riding you and trying not to scream too loud, that messy creampie when you finally lose it and pump everything inside her while she’s supposed to be faithful to another man. The game leans hard into vaginal sex that actually feels earned by the buildup: you go from spying through cracks and jerking off alone to knowing exactly how tight she is when you thrust in, and the camera really likes to stay there, watching your cock stretch her open again and again. One thing that drove me nuts in a good way: some scenes show your cum slowly leaking out after you pull out, like the game really wants you to think about that “oh shit what if she gets pregnant” moment, even if it never says it. Totally unnecessary detail. Completely hot.

What made it weirdly charming is how Mark is not some smooth anime god. He’s awkward. Sometimes he says something completely dumb in dialogue and you’re like, bro, you had one job. There’s also this mentor character popping in, teaching him stuff, and it sometimes interrupts the horny flow in the most annoying way, like “yes yes your life goals, now let me back to the milf grinding on his lap on the couch, please”. The storytelling jumps from emotional to horny to slightly goofy without warning. I kind of liked it. Also sometimes the pacing drags: you get a great jerking-off scene, a juicy voyeur moment, and then five minutes of talking about work or money where you just want to scream at the screen. But then a random scene hits where she’s bent over a table, panties around her knees, ass raised like a present, and the game just lets you slam into her, grab those big tits from behind, and flood her pussy while she moans your name instead of her man’s. And suddenly all that slow buildup feels worth it in a very filthy, Christmas-came-early kind of way.

Guy in this game is fucked up in the head from the start, which I kinda loved. He is not some shiny hero, he is a widower who is just… empty, scrolling through life like I scroll TikTok when I should work. House feels cold, family feels like strangers, and he is trying to be “good man” while his brain is full of porn memories from his teenage days. Then this old friend from the past pops back into his world, like that one horny guy in every school chat, and suddenly the main character remembers how his real talent was always fucking and cheating and doing stupid horny shit behind closed doors. Story goes from depressing to filthy in such a casual way that it felt weirdly real to me. One moment he is making breakfast for the kids, next moment he is imagining bending someone over the counter and filling her up like nothing else in the world matters.

The sex here is not soft, it’s messy and selfish and honest. You get those scenes where he is eating pussy like he is starving, sucking tits like he hasn’t seen a woman in years, then just rams himself inside and you know from the writing that he is not thinking about romance at all, just about that tight wet hole around his cock. There are scenes where he goes raw and doesn’t even try to pull out, just shoots deep and watches the cum drip out, and the game doesn’t pretend it is “accident”. He wants that. You want that. I liked how the story plays with cheating too. He keeps telling himself “I’m doing this for my family” and two clicks later he is balls deep in someone he absolutely should not touch, promising it is the last time while pounding her harder. There is this one scene where he has a milf bent over the sofa, big tits pressed into the cushions, while his head is full of guilt and his dick is full of her. He is trying to be gentle but then she pushes back on him and suddenly it goes from slow to animal, with him slapping her ass and stuffing her ass and pussy in the same playthrough like some kind of pervert speedrun. That part stuck with me, also because the cushion color looked horrible and distracted me every time and I kept expecting some option to change it, which never happens and kinda pissed me off more than it should.

What I liked most is how the choices actually feel like those old “choose your own adventure” books if they were written by a drunk porn addict. You pick if he resists or gives in, but even the “good” options feel dirty sometimes. There is a route where you try to stay loyal and still end up with a mouth around your cock because you were “just comforting her” and suddenly her lips are sliding up and down, drool running, his hand tangled in her hair, and the game is like, welp, too late now. Some scenes with the family get really close to that incest line and then hop over it like it’s a joke, and the writing doesn’t slow down to apologize. If that stuff turns you on, it hits pretty hard, especially when you already know the guy is broken and clinging to pleasure like it’s the only real thing left. But yeah, sometimes the pacing is random as hell: you go from emotional talk about loss to “open your mouth, I wanna cum on your tongue” in like two dialogue boxes, which is kinda hot and kinda stupid at same time. Still, I kept clicking, because each path feels like you’re watching this man slide deeper into a life where every woman with big tits is a target and every bit of self-control is just foreplay.

Angel’s Love feels like somebody mashed together a horny revenge fantasy with one of those “follow your destiny” romance dramas, then spilled lust all over it and forgot to clean up. You’re stuck inside this girl Angel, sweet and almost annoyingly principled, who just got dumped by the guy she honestly thought was her forever. He doesn’t just leave, he basically throws her heart in the trash while she’s at her lowest, and that pain hangs over everything. Then Nyx shows up inside her, this succubus who talks like sin itself had a wet mouth and a bad attitude. Two souls in one body, and both of them are dragging you through this messy little fantasy world that feels half healing, half porn, and kind of like fate trolling you on purpose. One second you’re trying to be a good girl, the next you’re letting a monster girl press you up against a stone wall, licking your neck while Nyx is whispering in your head “let her, she’s cute”. I was on Telegram voice chat with a friend while playing and literally stopped mid sentence because the protagonist started rubbing herself in a public bath scene, trying to “calm down”. That masturbation scene goes from sad to filthy so fast it almost feels illegal.

The game lets you wander around, poke at stuff, pick little scenes, like a horny sandbox where every wrong corner has some new way to corrupt poor Angel a bit more. You can go from heartfelt talks with a mommy type character, who cups Angel’s face like she wants to comfort her, to suddenly having that same woman on her knees, sucking her clit so gently it almost feels like worship. Then Nyx decides that is not enough and pushes Angel mentally until she starts grinding on that woman’s tongue, moaning like she forgot her own name. The sex is not shy either: big tits pressed together, huge asses bouncing in your face, sloppy oral where you hear every wet sound, handjobs that end with cum streaks across soft stomach, futa scenes where Angel stares at a thick, throbbing cock growing out of her own body and freaks out for like two seconds, then starts pumping it because Nyx convinces her “this is power, baby, use it”. There’s a lesbian alleyway hook-up where a monster girl with horns pins Angel to a wall and fucks her slowly with her fingers, while Nyx suggests pushing deeper, rougher, until Angel squirts down her own thighs. The whole thing feels like the universe decided this girl will find love again, but first she has to fuck through every bad choice, every kink, every revenge-fueled orgasm possible, and honestly, it’s trashy, emotional, a little broken, and it hits way too close if you ever believed some asshole was your one and only.

Teddy’s life starts in that weird gray zone where you’re not really a kid anymore, but people still treat you like one, and the only person who actually gives a damn is Sofia. She takes him in, plays the caring adopter, all gentle smiles and tight blouses that can barely contain those massive tits, and at first it really feels like she’s just trying to do the right thing. Then the touches start to linger. The hugs last a bit too long. Her hand “accidentally” brushes his crotch when she squeezes past him in the hallway. You can almost smell the moment this crosses the line from family drama into “oh shit, this is getting seriously dirty” and the game just leans into it without pretending to be classy. One night she shows up at his room in a half-open robe, nothing under it, asking in that fake innocent tone if he’s having trouble sleeping. Yeah, that scene hooked me instantly.

The corruption angle is slow enough to make you twitchy, but not so slow you get bored. She starts off teasing like crazy. Bending over right in front of him so that big ass fills the screen, pretending she’s “just cleaning”. Stretching with her arms up so the shirt rides up, soft belly and sideboob flashing, and her armpits on full display if that’s your thing. There’s one animated scene where she traps his head between her tits like some kind of mercy kill, rubbing her huge boobs over his face while she bites her lip and makes those ahegao faces that are way too filthy for how soft her voice sounds. At one point she casually starts masturbating on the couch while “watching a movie”, barely covered by a blanket, and you see Teddy just freeze there, trying not to stare at her fingers sliding between her legs. Of course he stares. Of course she notices. She pretends to scold him and then makes him sit closer. I liked that a lot. Actually I hated it. Whatever.

When things finally snap, it’s not romantic at all, it’s messy and horny and awkward like it should be. She strips for him, slow and mean, talking him through every piece of clothing coming off, almost like she’s testing how far she can drag him down with her. There’s titfucks where she pins him down and rides his cock with those big tits like she’s been waiting years for it. Vaginal sex scenes that focus on that moment she shifts from “this is wrong” to “I’m not going to stop”. There’s this wild little armpit sex scene that feels like the dev went “fuck it, I’m doing my fetish today” and honestly, respect. The teasing never really stops, even when they’re already fucking. She keeps twisting the knife, calling him her good boy while she moans with that ridiculous ahegao face and messy hair. The stripping, the way she uses her body, the way she looks too put together and then suddenly not at all, it sells the whole milf corruption vibe better than most games trying to be deep. I only got annoyed that her phone notification sound in one scene is the same default Android chime as mine and now I get horny every time Telegram pings, which is honestly not helpful at all.

You start as this guy who’s basically one bad week away from drinking cheap vodka in a parking lot, then boom, rich-uncle-you-didn’t-know-existed kind of situation. Whole life flips. One day you’re broke, next day you’re walking into this huge house full of people who smile way too much and definitely hide things under those smiles. Not just secrets either. Clothes too.

What I liked first is how the game lets you be a bit of an asshole if you want. You’re not forced to be this nice polite prince. You can be sweet, clingy, cold, horny, dumb, or all of that in same scene if you click wrong. You talk to the girls, pick your lines, and suddenly you’re either getting a shy kiss in the hallway or getting told to fuck off for being too bold. One choice you’re holding her hand on the balcony, next choice she’s on her knees and the game goes from “romantic story” to “ok I need privacy” in three clicks. The scenes are animated, so when she wraps her lips around you it actually moves, it’s not just some static image with text pretending it’s hot. Watching her head bob while her eyes look up at you, that feels way more real than half the “AAA porn” on some sites. And yeah, the classic stuff is here: handjobs in soft light, slow vaginal sex on the bed where she bites her lip and grips the sheets, messy oral in places where you really should close the door but don’t because you’re a moron with a hard-on.

The harem angle sneaks up on you a bit. It starts like a normal dating sim, you think you’re focusing on one girl, being loyal and all that, then someone else appears in a towel, or sits too close, or leans in a bit too far and suddenly you’re doing mental math about who you can fuck without getting caught. You juggle texts on your in-game phone like you juggle DMs on Telegram or WhatsApp in real life, pretending you “fell asleep” when you were actually busy letting another girl ride you slow and deep. The story tries to pretend this is about trust and rebirth and emotions, and sometimes it actually works, like when you’re on the couch just talking, hand on her thigh, clothes still on, music low, and it almost hurts how intimate it feels. Then three clicks later you’re pounding her from behind, watching her ass bounce in a loop and thinking “yeah, this is culture.”

There’s one little thing that annoys me though: sometimes the choices feel big and then nothing huge happens right away, so you’re sitting there thinking “did I fuck up, or is the game just slow-playing me like Tinder matches who leave you on read.” But fine, I still kept clicking, because the payoff when it comes is filthy enough that you forget you were annoyed. Also, whoever decided on those little moan loops during a slow handjob scene is evil in a good way. Watching her fingers wrap around you, her wrist moving, hearing that soft breath every few frames, I got stuck replaying that stupid small scene instead of progressing the story. The romance parts are surprisingly soft at times, like actual feelings, which I didn’t expect in a game where you can have multiple girls orbiting your dick if you play it shameless. One moment you’re promising one girl she’s “the only one that matters,” next moment you’re in the shower with another, her mouth full of you while the water runs down both of you, and the game just quietly lets you dig your own grave. It’s messy, horny, slightly broken in places, but it feels like late-night bad decisions in visual form, and I kinda like that it doesn’t pretend to be anything cleaner.

A long time ago this guy was a god, like real god, not some cosplay dude with foam sword. People prayed to him, gave him girls, gave him power, all that wild ancient stuff. Then everything went to shit, he got sealed like some scary monster story and the world moved on, forgot him. Fast forward to modern world and suddenly there is this one last believer, a shy little thing who finds an old ritual, thinks it is just weird superstition, and still tries it in her tiny bedroom with her phone flashlight and some cheap candles from Amazon. And boom, he wakes up. Not in a temple, not in some glorious battlefield, but right there between her messy bed and her laptop with porn tabs still open. It feels kind of funny and kind of hot at same time, this mix of epic god energy and super normal modern girl who never even had a real boyfriend and has no idea what to do when an actual ancient sex god is just standing in front of her, already hard, already curious.

From here the story just keeps getting more dirty, but the tone stays weirdly romantic under all the filth, like he actually looks at her first, studies her face, the way her hands shake when she touches his chest, not only how her tits bounce when he pulls off her shirt. She starts as a virgin, nervous, breathing fast, but there is this almost religious hunger growing in her, like her body already remembers him from other lives. When he finally pushes inside her the game does not rush, it stays on that first stretch, the little pain mixed with deep pleasure, her nails scratching his back, his hand around her throat but gentle, almost like he is checking she is still present. Later he gets more rough, there is anal, there is double use where his cock and a thick toy take her at same time and she is drooling on the sheets, but it never feels like some cheap porn clip, more like a very long night that keeps going and going, changing rhythm. One scene that stayed in my head is when he makes her ride a toy while he just watches, arms crossed, commenting quietly how her pussy opens up, telling her to look at herself in the mirror. It is kind of humiliating for her, but she clearly loves it, and I felt like a creep because I loved it too. I wish they used that mirror more honestly, there is something about seeing her own face while he’s fucking her from behind that would make it perfect, but they do not really go back to it.

Later more girls appear, of course, because one worshiper is never enough for a god that is horny and bored after thousands of years. There is a smug office lady who pretends she does not believe in gods, then ends up on her knees giving messy head with mascara all over, and a quiet nerdy girl who watches from the doorway first, thinking they do something wrong, and then slowly gets pulled into the group, tongue hesitating when she first licks another girl, then going deeper like she is tasting something forbidden. The group scenes go pretty far, multiple holes all used, toys everywhere, one girl sitting on his face while another rides him, the first believer holding a camera because he tells her to record everything, like building his own private holy scripture of sweaty skin and dripping cum. There is also this short bit with tentacles that feels like a glitch in the universe, he calls some leftover ancient power and suddenly there are wet, shiny limbs curling around ankles and wrists, spreading thighs open so wide it looks impossible, sliding in places fingers cannot reach. It is only one chapter but it burned into my brain. The game itself is simple, just reading and clicking, no choices, but I opened it again on my phone in bed, on desktop with one hand on mouse and one somewhere else, because the pacing of scenes is strangely addicting. You watch this god slowly change from distant, almost cold, into a possessive bastard who cannot get enough, and these “normal” girls from modern world turn into his little cult of sluts, sharing spit, sharing cock, whispering his name like prayer while their asses are already full. I still think one scene needed more lube, like you can almost feel the burn, but somehow that made me like it more.

King disappears, kingdom is fucked, horny chaos everywhere. That is basically the whole vibe, but somehow it works better than it should. You start as this random "hero" guy who feels less like a brave knight and more like a dude who clicked the wrong banner ad and woke up in a coup attempt. The castle is a mess, everyone is backstabbing everyone, and every conversation feels like it can end either in a political deal or with somebody on their knees. Sometimes both. One moment you are talking about succession laws, next moment the so‑called respectable noble lady is choking on your dick in a side corridor like it’s just normal diplomacy. And nobody even cleans the damn corridors after all that. It’s like the whole court decided that if the kingdom might fall tomorrow, they’re gonna fuck through the apocalypse today.

What really caught me isn’t the "hero saves princess" thing, it’s how dirty the power games get. You walk into a priest’s chamber expecting preaching and moral talk, and suddenly he is trying to trade blessings for you fucking a girl in front of him so he can "inspect" your stamina like some horny HR manager. Then the sorcerer faction shows up, and they’re like, yeah, magic is gone, army is gone, but hey, here’s a ritual that totally isn’t an excuse to have a naked princess tied up while you decide if you wanna go vaginal first or just turn her around and test her ass. It’s not subtle, at all. Half the "history" background is basically an excuse for why this kingdom apparently runs on oral deals and royal orgasms. The funniest part is when the princess tries to be high and mighty queen material during council meetings, and a scene later she’s on her knees between two women, licking one while getting fingered by the other, and you’re pretending this is some kind of political alliance. The lesbian scenes actually feel more like they’re plotting than when they talk with clothes on. And every time there’s a group scene, it stops being a heroic story and turns into "everyone wants to test the future ruler’s holes at the same time." I kept telling myself I’m here for the story but then a maid dragged me into a side room for "urgent service" and I absolutely forgot who is even attacking the kingdom.

The best bit is how the game pretends to care about which kingdom faction you support, while half of your choices are basically "do you fuck this person now, later, or with more people watching." One route has you playing the loyal protector, but you still end up with the princess bent over a balcony while some jealous court lady watches and starts touching herself behind a curtain, like it’s a shitty porno version of court intrigue. I liked that the princess isn’t just a trophy though; sometimes she uses sex on you like a weapon, promising to ride you if you support her claim, then refusing to finish you off till you swear loyalty. And you still swear, obviously. There was one scene where I went to calm her down after another failed council, thinking we’d talk about strategy, and ten minutes later there’s her, a nervous noble girl and a very flexible palace guard doing this messy three‑way while everyone keeps half‑arguing about what laws to pass. It’s ridiculous and kinda hot because nobody even pretends this is romantic, it’s all about tension, status, and bodies. Also the oral scenes go weirdly hard, like someone really enjoys drawing mouths stretched around cocks more than they enjoy drawing faces, but I’m not complaining. I just wish one of these geniuses remembered to close the damn throne room doors before an orgy. But no, leave them wide open, let the forces of darkness walk in and see half the ruling elite naked on the floor, that’ll surely save the kingdom.