You check in at this weird, fucked up hotel thinking it’s just another quick jerk break between Discord messages and a half-finished ranked match in Valorant, and then it hits you: everyone here is hot, half-creepy, half-adorable, and technically dead. Not rotting dead, more like “came out of a lab, upgraded with big tits and attitude” dead. They call it relaxation, but it’s basically a cum economy. Your load is the wallet. Every handjob, every messy blowjob, every time you pump some zombie babe’s pussy, the counter goes up and more doors unlock. It sounds dumb when you explain it, but suddenly you’re actually thinking shit like “ok, I need 6 more loads to reach that room with the smug goth girl that looks like Wednesday had a way dirtier phase.”

What sinks the hook in is how familiar a lot of the girls feel, without the game screaming it in your face. One moment there’s a clumsy, brainy girl in an orange sweater who drops to her knees faster than my Wi‑Fi when I open Twitch, and the next you’re staring at a green-haired psychic that basically radiates “I could throw you through the wall, but I’d rather pin you to the bed and milk you dry.” A blonde in blue spandex leaning on the balcony rail like she owns the place, a tomboy with short hair and headphones who’s way too into teasing slow strokes with her hand, a shy chick with glasses who deepthroats like she’s trying to study your DNA. The game doesn’t pretend to be subtle. It just throws familiar faces at you, puts a price on them, and says: pay in cum.

The loop is stupid simple, which honestly works when you’re half-awake after scrolling porn on Xvideos and going “ok, one more thing before sleep.” New day, new girl at the hotel desk or waiting in some shady corridor, each with their own number slapped on like a cheap mobile game microtransaction. Only here, you’re grinding with your dick. Do a few rounds with an early girl, blow your load, watch the counter climb. Hit that goal, suddenly a door you kept clicking before finally opens and there’s a smug zombie redhead licking her lips, asking for “payment.” Sometimes you just sit there staring at the screen because the animation hits that perfect angle and you forget you were supposed to stop after one nut and go back to Netflix. Controls aren’t special, some things repeat a bit too much, and the sound can be slightly off, but then a girl looks up at you mid-blowjob with those big, glossy, undead eyes and you’re like, yeah, ok, fine, one more round.

This thing looks at you like some horny multiverse Tinder that went off the rails. You start as this pretty average dude, nothing heroic, nothing super broken, just that familiar "why are all these famous cartoon girls in my life now" energy. And then suddenly you’re stuck clicking around rooms, messing with a weird cube, and Rias is standing there with her boobs basically breaking gravity and you’re still pretending you’re interested in the plot. We tried to, for like five minutes. Then she bent over and the conversation system honestly became background noise.

The whole vibe is like some fanfiction thread escaped from Reddit and someone turned it into a point and click. There’s no huge tutorial slapping your face, you just poke at stuff. One moment you are trying to figure out what this ancient being in the cube wants from you, next moment you’re in what looks like a cheap school corridor and Rias is "thanking" you with a sloppy blowjob that gets more detailed than it has any right to. Her tits are huge, obviously, but they actually use that in scenes, not just as decoration. She presses them against you when you choose some dumb dialogue option and somehow it feels like the game is laughing at you while still making you hard. Then suddenly you’re with Raven, and she has that deadpan "I hate everything" look while you’re corrupting her bit by bit, talking her into small things first, like a kiss, a little groping, until she’s kneeling and the game quietly slides into full-on throat fucking with her mascara almost ruined. It looks wrong in a hot way, like you caught a wholesome Cartoon Network show sneaking off behind the gym to suck dick.

The AI art is kinda obvious sometimes. You can see fingers going weird in one CG, and Gwen’s nose changes shape between scenes like she’s got three different plastic surgeons on payroll. But then there’s this one moment with Starfire riding you, all orange skin and messy hair, and her face is half pure love and half cock-drunk, and suddenly the AI thing stops mattering. Animations are not crazy smooth, but that almost works, it reminds us of those old flash hentai games on Newgrounds you’d play in a hidden browser window at school. You click the wrong thing sometimes and trigger a repeat line or a half-broken transition, and it’s a bit annoying, but then Gwen is pushing your head between her thighs in some Total Drama crossover nonsense and complaining about how "this better improve my rating", and the scene just lands. Dialog is weird: sometimes actually funny, sometimes cringe as hell, especially when it tries to be deep about romance, like, nobody is here to think about emotions while Rias is spitting cum back on your shaft. But that contrast, this half-serious "save the ancient being" quest wrapped around corrupted waifus from your teen years, kind of sticks in your brain. We kept clicking, not really sure if we care about the cube, just wanting to see how far the game will drag each girl from cute to ruined, and honestly it goes pretty far.

This thing is basically “what if Gwen from Total Drama just said fuck it and decided her whole life is about your cock now”. No build up, no shy teasing, you’re just thrown in and she already has that bored, slightly annoyed face like she’s judging your search history while she’s on her knees. Which is kind of perfect, to be honest. They nailed her vibe: sarcastic goth girl who pretends nothing shocks her, then you tap Next and suddenly she’s taking it deeper like she’s trying to prove a point. The game is super simple, it’s literally you clicking through each scene, but the flow feels kinda like those old hentai flash clips I used to spam in Chrome during boring Zoom calls. One click, she’s licking lazily, next click, her mascara is starting to smudge and there’s spit everywhere and you’re like “ok, now we’re talking”.

The blowjob stuff is where it really lives. Her lips wrap tight around the shaft, there’s that mix of drool on chin + precum shine that looks just grimy enough. Not super “art project” clean, more like someone cared, but not too much. Sometimes it almost feels like she’s challenging you with that side-eye while she goes up and down, like “is this what you wanted, perv?” Yes. Yes it is. The best part for me is when you hit the scene change and her expression switches from chill to slightly fucked out, mouth hanging open, tongue out, waiting. It’s not some giant complicated minigame, it’s just you watching her suck and then deciding when to see the next filthy angle. The cum stuff goes hard too, honestly. There’s a full facial that looks messy, thick streaks dripping off her nose and sliding down her neck, and she kind of half smiles under it like she secretly enjoys being covered but won’t admit it. The way it pools on her chest in one of the later shots is weirdly specific, like the artist got way too interested in gravity.

What’s funny is there are a few moments that are almost strange in a good way. There is one transition where she just jumps from normal blowjob to this close-up where her mouth looks a bit distorted, teeth slightly off, and it gave me flashbacks to those cursed DeviantArt edits. But you keep clicking anyway because the rhythm of it is kinda hypnotic. I was watching it in Microsoft Edge with like ten other tabs open, Telegram pinging on the side, and still ended up just zoning into her lips moving up and down, waiting to see how they’d handle the final cumshot. When you finally let it go on her face, the amount is almost too much, like somebody hit copy-paste on the semen, but somehow that makes it more porn and less “tasteful”. I wish there was a tiny bit more sound variety or at least some subtle text reaction from her, but instead you just get her face doing all the talking and it’s… fine. I got weirdly annoyed by one tiny thing though: her bangs shift a little between scenes and once I saw it, I couldn’t unsee it, but I kept clicking anyway and now I’m stuck wanting more scenes with her throat being used like a toy while pretending I’m not. I was going to say something else about the way she swallows in one of the last shots, the little shine left on her lips after she cleans you off, but I kind of lost the thought when I went back to replay that facial again. Whatever. Gwen’s here, on her knees, mouth open, eyes up, and your only job is to hit Next and watch her get progressively more ruined.