Nyvalis looks harmless at first, like one of those cozy fantasy islands from a chill JRPG. Then you realize it is basically a giant thirst trap built by a dying fertility goddess who is way too desperate to see some dick. You drop in as this guy who literally just died, no memories worth a damn, suddenly surrounded by women who haven’t seen a real man in generations and treat you like a mix of sacred relic, breeding tool, and slightly confused porn star. It feels a bit like if a hentai doujin and a low-budget fantasy VN had a messy baby on Patreon, with enough humor to stop it from feeling too serious while still going pretty hard on the whole “your cum might save our people” thing. The game knows exactly what it is: harem fantasy with a fantasy gloss, a lot of boob physics, and a main character who keeps pretending he’s overwhelmed while drilling anything the goddess points at.

The whole corruption angle is more playful than edgy. You start with these kind, almost holy priestess types and then slowly you push them into slutty territory, and they pretend to resist but their clothes keep getting shorter, their tits keep getting more on display, and pretty soon the “ritual blessing” is just you ramming them from behind in some temple while stained glass reflects on her huge ass. There is male domination here, but it’s the porn version: they beg, they tease, they act innocent, then you grab their hair, push them to their knees, feel that wet tongue around your cock and the game doesn’t shy away from showing the spit and the twitching. First time you cum in one of them the camera goes in close, you get that POV rush, her legs shaking, your cum leaking out while she clutches her belly because fertility goddess magic is doing its thing. Later, when pregnancy actually kicks in, it’s kind of wild how casual they treat it. “Oh, I’m knocked up now, we should celebrate” and your celebration is literally a titfuck on the balcony while she talks about “expanding the tribe” with your next load. I liked that. It feels like fan-service written by someone who actually watches hentai instead of just reading tags on F95.

I’m not gonna lie, the game is rough in spots. Some animations look great when you’re fucking a MILF priestess from a low POV, watching her tits bounce while she rides, but then another scene has three girls in a group sex ritual and suddenly one head is clipping through an arm and you’re like, “Ok, sure, we’re doing PS2 energy now.” I still replayed that scene, though. The group stuff is fun because they lean into the whole “village of desperate women” vibe: one girl is sucking you off while another strokes your balls, and a third is pressed against your back, whispering that the goddess is watching, and you kind of feel like a hentai protagonist who accidentally downloaded the harem DLC. One minor thing that annoyed me for zero logical reason: the way one of the girls keeps doing this half-laughing “teehee” sound right before you shove your cock between her tits. I don’t know why, it just pulled me out of it every single time and I kept waiting for an option to tell her to shut up and just squeeze, but nope, it never shows up. The transformation bits are a fun surprise too, like when Seraphyne tweaks a girl’s body mid-routine, giving her even bigger tits or changing her ears, and the scene keeps going as if “sorry, goddess just upgraded your ass” is an everyday thing. It feels dirty in that cosplay way, like trying on different versions of the same waifu. The humor keeps popping in at weird times, like you’re balls deep in a “holy ceremony” handjob, and the girl starts cracking a joke about you being the only guy alive who has to rest between rounds while the entire island is waiting for creampies. But that chaos is kinda why I kept playing; it never feels clean or perfectly planned, more like horny fantasy scribbles that somehow became a game, which honestly fits the whole fertility goddess losing her mind and dragging a dead dude across dimensions just so she can watch a village of big tit, big ass girls fight over his dick.

The first thing this game did was make me check my webcam, honey. Not because it needs it, but because I felt way too much like I was actually on some shady set with bad coffee, fake smiles, and one very real hard-on. You’re this dude who’s supposed to be “professional” during a nude photoshoot, and I laughed at that from the start. Professional where? On Pornhub comment section? You walk in like, “I’m here to work,” and five minutes later you’re mentally measuring how much fabric you can convince a model to take off without getting slapped. It’s all about these tiny choices, tiny moves, little puzzle bits where your brain and your dick are fighting for the same controller, and the dick is winning but pretending it’s about “art.” Sure, Jan.

What I liked way too much is how the game keeps throwing you situations where nothing technically happens and still you’re sweating. Like you’re adjusting a light, trying not to stare at this huge ass that looks like it has its own gravity, and the game is asking: do you move her pose, do you compliment her, do you pretend you saw nothing, do you “accidentally” brush your hand along her thigh. You know exactly what you’re doing, she knows exactly what you’re doing, and both of you are acting like this is all normal, just work, totally fine. One model is this older woman with that soft MILF confidence, the kind that looks right into your eyes while slowly unhooking her bra, and you get that little puzzle of how far you push. Tell her she looks gorgeous and she warms up, but push too horny too fast and she shuts you down. It’s like edging but for conversation. And also for tits. Enormous ones, by the way. Every time I thought “ok they’re done,” another pose had them spilling out more, nipples just about free, like they’re about to introduce themselves.

The teasing is brutal in a fun way. You’re not just clicking through scenes, you’re juggling ego, modesty, and “whoops, my hand slipped.” There’s this one moment where you have to decide whether to help a model out of her tight dress. You can stand there pretending to be polite, or you can grab the zipper and feel that curve under your fingers. The game absolutely knows you’re staring at her ass while it happens. Sometimes she lets you get away with a little groping disguised as “balance,” sometimes she moves just enough that your fingers press right into her. And there you are, trying to pick the right dialogue so you don’t lose the vibe. Some choices feel like a puzzle where the answer is “how horny can I be while still sounding like a professional photographer who maybe reads Reddit and not like a guy who jerks off to stock photos on Shutterstock.” The art leans hard into curves, big tits pushed together while she pretends she’s just checking the pose, a flash of areola here, a full-on strip there, sometimes she’s blushing, sometimes she’s like “oh, you like that view?” And I swear, one angle of her bending over a chair looked exactly like that meme “accidentally dropping something in front of the camera.” My only real complaint is one tiny UI thing that annoyed the hell out of me for no reason, and then I forgot what it was because I was too busy zooming in with my eyes like some pathetic thirsty bitch. But whatever. The game lives in that warm, sticky place between trust and “are we about to fuck on this backdrop or nah,” and honestly, that’s exactly where it should be.

You wake up in this cold metal coffin, brain still full of weird cryo dreams, cock already half hard for no good reason, and the first thing you hear is your ship AI calmly telling you the entire Tau Ceti system went silent fifty years ago. No welcome back party, no fancy sci-fi bullshit speeches. Just you, a crew that looks way too hot to be statistically realistic, and a mission brief that screams “we’re all fucked” between the lines. The game doesn’t waste time pretending this is some noble heroic space epic. It’s more like: “Hey commander, everything beyond this door might be hostile, corrupt or horny as hell. Also you really need to keep morale up. Use any tools you have.” And yeah, they mean exactly what you’re thinking. Sometimes even more.

The tone flips in a fun way. One moment you’re walking through dark corridors with only emergency lights on, convinced something is watching from the vents, tension crawling on your skin, then suddenly your second-in-command starts stripping in the med bay because “skin-on-skin contact helps circulation after cryo” and she says it with a straight face. She’s got this insane body, big ass that barely fits in the standard-issue uniform, tits that look… honestly they look like a violation of the Proxima engineering budget. You’re doing a full psychological evaluation and it turns into her sitting on your lap, grinding slow while still talking about chain of command and mission protocol. You’re half listening to the horror story about what happened to the last expedition and half lost in the way her uniform slides down, nipples hard in the cold recycled air. At one point she starts stroking you under the desk while asking if you’re “mentally stable enough to lead.” Answering that form with your dick in her fist is a special flavor of fucked up that the game leans into really hard.

Sex scenes feel like they belong to the stress. Nobody is “romantic”, they are needy, scared, pretending they aren’t. One of my favorite bits is this oral scene in the observation deck, stars drifting by so slow it looks like a painted wall. She gets on her knees between those massive observation windows, jokes about giving the void a show, then opens her mouth and you forget there might be actual monsters waiting out there. She takes you deep, drooling, gagging a little, eyes locked on yours, then when you unload she absolutely refuses to spit. Just looks up, swallows every drop, then casually licks the tip like she’s cleaning a lab tool. After that she snaps right back into mission talk, wiping her lips and briefing you about the blackout like this is a normal staff meeting. The contrast between “I'm full of your cum” and “by the way, we might be the last humans alive in this system” hits harder than any jump scare.

The male domination angle is there, but not in a corny porn way where everyone just instantly worships you. You have authority by rank and the game milks that. You order a crew member to strip because you “need to check for cryo burns”, run your hands along her skin, grip her throat lightly to see her reaction, push her against the bulkhead and fuck her raw while she’s half moaning, half begging you not to forget the actual mission. There’s a scene where you use a toy on her in the lab, just to “test the effects of micro-vibrations on post-cryo muscle tension”. Total bullshit excuse, but she plays along, strapped to a chair, legs spread, toy humming inside her while readouts blink in the background. When she finally creampies herself on the toy, thighs shaking, you’re the one who gets to decide if she licks it clean or you just shove your cock into that overstimulated pussy and finish the job with a messy creampie of your own. And in the next scene she might casually bring up that you’re running low on rations and someone has to volunteer for a high-risk EVA. The game is good at making you horny and slightly guilty at the same time, like you’re jerking off in a haunted spaceship.

What sells it for me is how the horror and the humor keep cockblocking each other. There’s this one gag where the AI deadpans some stupid meme-level line right as you’re about to cum from a rough handjob in the engineering bay. She’s jerking you with oil-stained fingers, muttering how she needs “stress relief” before checking a failing reactor, and the AI chimes in with a safety warning so out of place you actually laugh mid orgasm. It undercuts the seriousness, but in a way that feels real, like people trying to stay sane while they’re one broken bulkhead away from getting spaced. And sometimes the horror takes over completely. Long, quiet walk down a cargo corridor, lights flickering, you hear what sounds like breathing that isn’t yours. No sex, no jokes, just that slow burn psychological shit that reminds you this is still a thriller, not just a porn slideshow. I opened one of the locked doors expecting more tits and toys, got something else, and for a minute I just sat there staring at the screen thinking “ok, maybe everybody fucking all the time is actually the healthiest thing on this ship.”

Also, tiny thing, but it annoyed the hell out of me: one character’s hair clipping through her collar during a really intense scene pulled me right out of it, and then I spent the rest of that scene half focused on her mouth, half staring at that stupid floating hair like a maniac. I never got over it. At least the swallowing animations are on point.

High Street on a Friday night feels like that horny fever dream you get after scrolling too much Reddit and forgetting to clear your history. CineRush is just a tiny cinema, but the game treats it like a messy little porn sandbox where everyone’s half working, half flirting, half pretending this is still about movies. You play the dude who somehow has keys to all the drama and all the panties, and yeah, you’re technically “on shift”, but we both know you’re here to click on every girl and see what happens when they think nobody’s watching. The air is full of popcorn, sweat, and bad decisions. It’s nice.

Becky is supposed to be your safe option, the long-term girlfriend, the “we know all the regulars by name” type. She’s got that clingy loyal vibe, like a tab that’s been open in Chrome for six months. She pretends she’s cool with everything, but the game keeps letting you push that line a bit more. You’re chatting up Lily behind the counter, Lily leans a little too close, laughs at your shit jokes, brushes your hand while pretending to pass tickets, and you just watch Becky’s face freeze for a second before she looks away. Tiny stuff like that hits harder than a straight-up sex scene. Then later you’re cleaning the hallway and suddenly Lily’s shifting her skirt in the security camera blind spot, teasing you like she knows you’ve already mentally railed her over the popcorn machine. And no one says “hey, this is a moral choice”, the game just lets it hang there. Ugly in a good way.

Chloe and Ella are the chaos pair. Chloe is the fixer, the one who “just wants everyone to get along” while low-key pushing you into risky shit. She’s the type to dare you to sneak into an empty screen with Becky, then conveniently send Lily in with a fake “manager needs you” excuse, letting your dick write the plot. Ella doesn’t even pretend to be subtle. She’ll bend over in the aisle while “picking up trash”, flash you just long enough that you panic-click the wrong thing like an idiot and miss the better path. One second you’re just taking tickets, next second Ella is asking how far you’ve gone with Becky, then suggesting you “test the seats in the back row” with her instead because, hey, research. The game loves these tiny point and click spots where you go “if I click this poster, is it just flavor text or does someone end up stripping behind it”. Half the time it’s just some dumb joke, half the time you stumble into a scene where the lights flick off mid-movie and someone’s hand lands on your crotch while the audience pretends not to notice. It’s horny cinema-staff roleplay mixed with party energy, teasing just long enough to make you swear at the screen when an auto-trigger interrupts a strip tease you worked like four decisions to line up. I still hate that one empty popcorn bucket in the lobby that looks clickable but does absolutely nothing. I kept poking it for way too long like a clown.

Chainsaw Love tries to capture that devil hunter vibe but honestly feels more like someone's first attempt at making a visual novel. You're stuck in this building talking to Makima, Himeno, and Power - and yeah, they nailed the personalities pretty well actually. Makima's got that manipulative charm thing going, Power is chaotic as hell, and Himeno... well she's just trying to get you drunk probably. The whole Love/Lust point system is basic but it works I guess? You click through conversations, try to say the right things, and eventually unlock some spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking here but the writing doesn't make you cringe which is already better than half the parody games out there.

The art style screams AI-generated and it shows - sometimes the proportions are weird and don't get me started on how their hands look in certain scenes. But honestly? The character designs stay true to the source material and when you're focused on... other things... you kinda stop noticing the technical issues. The stripping scenes are decent enough and the oral stuff is animated better than I expected. Power's scenes are probably the best ones - her personality really shines through even during the lewder moments. Makima feels a bit too tame compared to her manga counterpart though, like they were afraid to go full psycho with her.

What bugs me is how linear everything feels despite having multiple interaction paths. Sure you can talk, flirt, or ask for favors, but it all leads to pretty much the same outcomes just with slightly different dialogue. The mysterious building setting could've been used for more creative scenarios but instead you're just moving between three rooms having the same conversations. Still, if you're a Chainsaw Man fan looking for some quick fun with your favorite devil hunters, this scratches that itch without being completely terrible. Just don't expect anything revolutionary - it's junk food for horny weebs and sometimes that's exactly what you need.

Guy thinks he’s just going back for another boring uni semester, next thing he knows he’s dropped into dusty Goldfield County in 1896 with no phone, no Google Maps, nothing, and a whole town that looks like it’s stuck between a cowboy movie and a weird Victorian drama. The game throws you right into this “adapt or die” vibe, but then you realise adapting here mostly means choosing which gorgeous girl you’re going to fuck behind which saloon door. It’s all from his eyes, always this male POV thing, so every blowjob, every time you slide into someone raw, feels like you’re the one fumbling your way through this old-timey world. They play a lot with teasing too, girls bending over to pick up something in those long skirts but you still somehow see big ass and giant tits almost popping out, and you’re like “I thought they were more modest in 1896?” but okay, sure, history can be horny. One scene that stuck with me is this supposedly “innocent” church girl, still a virgin, who keeps pretending she doesn’t know what she’s doing while her hand is already stroking you under the pew, whispering that it’s a sin, but not stopping at all. The dev really likes that ahegao face stuff, so when she finally rides you in a dusty barn and you finish deep inside her, her expression is less “scared of God” and more “broken by dick” and it’s kind of hilarious and hot at same time.

The whole thing is this messy mix of sex and danger: gunfights in the street, duels, little RPG style choices about who you side with in town, and then suddenly you’re behind the brothel, getting sucked off by a prostitute you just paid with coins you earned from shooting bandits. There’s a sandbox feel where you wander around, trigger scenes by poking into random corners like a peeping idiot, and sometimes you just straight up catch two people fucking behind a shed. You can watch, you can join, or you can pretend you’re better than that and then five minutes later you’re balls deep in group sex with them anyway. I like how some girls are shy and act all romantic, wanting you to “court” them with flowers and slow kisses, and then when the clothes finally come off they spread their legs, ask for anal like it’s nothing, and push your head between their thighs for oral until they tremble. Other times the game just goes totally crude: interracial threesomes in a bathhouse, one girl riding your face while another grinds her big ass on your lap, you switching between mouths and pussies and asses, filling one with a creampie while the other one jerks you off and laughs about how much cum you have. There’s also stripping scenes in the saloon, where you can basically encourage a girl to go from dancing on stage to full-on prostitution, which will either turn you on or make you slightly uncomfortable, especially if you’re thinking “would I want my daughter to see this?” and then remembering this thing is absolutely not for kids and never will be. The combat is kind of clunky and the shooter parts feel like someone learned how to script guns from a YouTube video, but weirdly that roughness fits the place. It’s not polished, not neat, but when you’re pushing a farm girl against a fence, yanking up her skirt, sliding into her while she tries to stay quiet so her father doesn’t hear, the lack of perfection actually makes it feel more dirty and real. Honestly, I went in expecting more romance and got a full-time harem fantasy where almost every woman eventually spreads for you, and even though I keep saying I want “deep story” I still clicked every single masturbation scene just to see how far the game would go with voyeur stuff. Spoiler: pretty far.

Your pap dies off-screen, leaves you his whole damn job in Soul Society, and you’re still basically a horny newbie who barely remembers which captain hates which. That’s the vibe here. You’re thrown in as the new commander, everyone calls you “taicho” with that fake respect, and half the time you’re trying to decide if you should fix the political mess or just fuck your way through it. First scene already tells you how it goes: one minute you’re at a funeral, the next you’re staring at Rukia’s legs way too long and thinking “yeah this is not how a responsible leader behaves” while the game kinda smiles and says, “good, keep going.” It doesn’t pretend to be epic and serious, even when it tries. You talk to captains, you mess with schedules, send squads on missions, but every choice has that “ok but how does this help me get into her pants” feeling. Sometimes it’s soft stuff, like walking Hinata-style shy girls out of their shell with dumb little compliments, sometimes it’s straight up “I’m your commander, get on your knees” and the game doesn’t flinch at all.

What really hooked me was how dirty it gets once you stop being polite. At first I was like “I’ll play the good boy,” trying to keep everyone friendly, but you run into Rangiku and her tits are basically their own cutscene, spilling out of the uniform every time she bends forward. You can tease her, get teased back, or just push it into rough territory if you set your dominance high enough. Same with Yoruichi. One route she’s trolling you, laughing in your face, making you jerk off like a dog while she watches. Different route, you’ve got her on all fours, collar biting into her neck, ass up and dripping while you decide if it’s going to be slow pussy worship or full-on choke-and-cream. The game doesn’t hide the nasty stuff: sleep sex scenes, voyeurism when you spy on captains bathing, lesbian side events with girls grinding on each other while you’re just there stroking, ahegao faces that would get you banned on Instagram in one second. It’ll let you titfuck Orihime on your office chair, footjob from some smug captain who pretends she hates you, sex toys stuffed into subordinates while they’re trying to keep a straight face in meetings. One moment you’re holding a sweet romance flag with someone like Inoue, later you’re watching her gag on your cock while her eyes roll up, drool everywhere, and then you still go to a “respectful” briefing like nothing happened. The AI CG actually surprised me a bit, sometimes it looks weird on fingers but then you get a midnight creampie scene with Nel or a rough blowjob with Tsunade-tier milf and suddenly you forget everything you wanted to complain about. I still hate that tiny menu button that’s slightly off-center and my brain screams every time I tap it, but yeah, this is one of those games where you say “ok, just one more scene” and then your dick hurts but you still click.

Mrs. Moore looks like that neighbor you wave at when you take out trash, then forget right away. Boring cardigan, safe haircut, dead bedroom vibes. Game starts there and just keeps asking "ok, but what if she didn't stay boring?" She gets this secret offer to break her routine and from the first choice you already feel like you’re cheating on your own idea of what a housewife is supposed to be. I liked how the first scenes are slow and awkward, not instantly porn logic. There is this bit where she’s in the kitchen, washing dishes, husband mumbling about his day, and you can already push her into these tiny dirty thoughts. Not full-on horny yet, more like "what if someone touched me here, just a little." That early teasing made the later corruption feel way hotter for me than just "here is sex scene number 1."

What hit me harder than I expected is how much the game leans into watching and being watched. A lot of early heat is just her being looked at. Shorter skirt, bending a bit too far, a hand "accidentally" brushing her ass in a crowd, stuff like that. That first groping scene on public transport, where you can decide if she freezes, enjoys, or pushes back, is kind of the real start of her double life. I picked the more curious option, of course, and the way her face changes in the next animated loop made me go "oh ok, this dev actually gets it." Then they throw in some kinky cosplay later, with her trying on outfits she clearly thinks are too much for a married woman, while you, absolute degenerate, make her keep going. One second she is dressed like a shy librarian, two clicks later she’s kneeling, skirt up, some monster-looking dude behind her going raw and she is moaning through a gag. I’m exaggerating, but not by a lot. The group scenes hit hard too, mostly because by the time you get there she is already used to being touched by more than one person, like it's no big deal her mouth is busy while someone else is spreading her ass. The oral scenes with the futa characters surprised me. She starts with this "I’m just curious" vibe and ends with her throat completely claimed, mascara running, and then you still get her craving a creampie after.

Funny thing, the game is kind of a sandbox but also not really free. You get some lewd minigames thrown in, like timing a stroke or picking the right angle in a voyeur scene, and half the time I messed up on purpose just to see her fail and blush. There is a scene where she sneaks into a room to peek at two girls going at it, and you can either just watch like a proper creep or join and turn it into this messy lesbian threesome where everyone ends up naked on the floor. The female protagonist angle is nice because the camera is almost always on her body and her reactions. You can go heavy into anal stuff with her too, there is one moment where she is pretending to be this classy milf in some office cosplay, but two seconds later she is bent over the desk, big tits pressed on the papers, some guy stretching her ass while another one is filming. Animations are honestly better than they need to be for porn game, which is annoying, because now I expect this level everywhere. Voice acting surprised me. Her little gasps when she gets stripped or when a tongue first touches her pussy during oral made me pause Spotify and just listen. What I hated, very specific, is one outfit that looks like someone let Instagram reel stylist design a "sexy wife" set. It broke the fantasy for me, but I kept clicking anyway because I am weak and the next scene had her getting filled from both ends then dripping cum on the hotel carpet. Also, I still think the husband is too forgettable, but maybe that is the point: he exists so she can fuck everything else.

Julie is the kind of landlady who makes you forget rent is even a thing. Game drops you right into her apartment like it’s nothing special, but that first morning in the kitchen hits different. She’s in this loose shirt that does nothing to hide how stacked she is, bending over to grab something from the lower cabinet, and the camera just sits on her ass a bit too long. Not artistic, just horny. You get these choices like “look away” or “keep staring” and of course you keep staring, and she catches you and gives this half smile like she already knows what kind of tenant you’re going to be. It feels messy and a bit awkward in the good way, like you walked into a roleplay scene that started without you.

The humor is surprisingly stupid and nice. One moment you’re trying not to drool while Julie stretches on the couch in leggings so tight you can see the outline of everything, next moment she’s making some totally lame joke about you being “such a good boy carrying boxes” while her tits bounce around because the dev clearly has a priority in life. There’s this scene where she’s “showing you the rules of the house” and every rule is just an excuse to get closer. No loud music after midnight, but she has no problem walking around half naked in a tank top with no bra, leaning over your shoulder while you’re on your phone, her nipple poking through the fabric like it’s trying to start a conversation. The AI art sometimes makes her expressions a bit weird, like one eye flirting and the other thinking about taxes, but honestly that almost makes it hotter, like she’s trying so hard to stay composed and failing. I kinda hate the living room lamp and I kept looking at it during scenes, and now it lives rent free in my head.

The best parts are when the game lets you be just a little too bold. Not full-on porn from the first click, more like “accidental” touches that are not accidental at all. You’re passing behind her in the tiny kitchen, she backs up into you, your crotch presses into her thick ass, and the game actually pauses there, giving you time to stare at the curve of her hips. You can pretend it was an accident or lean into it. If you go for the pervy route, she does this sharp inhale, looks over her shoulder, eyes half annoyed, half turned on, and says something like “Careful, I might start charging extra for that.” Later on, when you’re helping her with laundry, she casually strips down to her underwear right in front of you, tossing her pants at your face like it’s nothing, and the camera angle just glues itself to her ass in those tight panties. You get this groping moment where your hand “slips” while you’re helping her stand up, and she freezes for a second, cheeks a little pink, but she doesn’t pull away. I wish there was less fade-to-black and more “keep your hand there and see what happens” but the teasing actually works. To get the most out of it, honestly just pick the options that feel like you’re one bad decision away from getting kicked out, push your luck with the touches, stare too long, say the slightly wrong thing, and let Julie pretend she doesn’t love every second of that attention.

Harry’s last year at Hogwarts, and the war is over, but this thing is more like the horny epilogue nobody at Warner Bros would approve. You’re not the awkward kid anymore, you’re the guy who beat Voldemort and now just walks the castle with way too much confidence and way too much free time. The whole vibe is “what if those late night fanfics about Hermione got turned into a game and then the dev got distracted halfway through by puzzles and boobs.” It’s horny, clumsy, kind of broken in spots, and somehow that makes it hotter. You talk with Hermione, you poke at her, you push her, and slowly she goes from “prefect voice” to “okay fine but don’t tell anyone” and that slide is the real juice here. She’s still Hermione, always overthinking, always correcting you, even while her blouse gets more and more unbuttoned. It feels dirty in a very specific way, like you’re corrupting your own teenage nostalgia.

What sticks in my head is not even the titjob itself at first. It’s that moment you finally solve a stupid little puzzle just to unlock one more wardrobe item. I was on the bus, playing in browser on my phone, using Chrome like some degenerate, swearing in my native language because one riddle made no sense to me. Then suddenly, click, item unlocked, you go back to her and it’s like: “Oh. Oh, that changed a lot.” Her top a bit more see-through, her bra gone, or she’s pretending everything is normal while her nipples clearly are not normal anymore. One time I misclicked through her dialogue and skipped a line that probably explained a mood change, so it felt like she jumped from shy to “okay, take it out” too fast, but honestly that jank made it feel more like some messy student project you’re not supposed to see. The corruption is not super deep yet, more like a tease, flirting with the idea that Hermione is trying to stay the good girl while her chest ends up wrapped around your cock. The 3D look sells it in a weird way, too. Not perfect, not AAA, slightly stiff movements, but when her tits are sliding over you and she gives that half-annoyed, half-aroused expression, it kind of hits harder because it looks like a fan trying his best rather than some cold studio render.

When the titjob scene actually happens, it’s a slow burn that kind of pays off and kind of doesn’t, and I weirdly like that it doesn’t fully land. She’s there, kneeling or leaned close, pretending she’s only doing this as some kind of “deal,” still acting like she’s above all this filth, and you’re just watching those famous bookworm tits press together around your shaft. The camera angles linger more on her face than on your dick sometimes, which annoyed me but also made me focus on her reactions. Thanks, I hate it, I love it. There was one run where I spent way more time messing with a single wardrobe unlock than actually fapping, just because the puzzle was slightly too clever for my sleepy brain, and then when I finally got the payoff, my first thought was not “hot” but “this could be even filthier in the next update.” It feels like early access to someone’s personal fantasy, with all the rough edges still visible, and that makes the scenes with Hermione feel more intimate and trashy at the same time. You talk, you grind puzzles, you stare at sliders, and then suddenly you’re getting smothered by the smartest girl in Hogwarts using her breasts to jerk you off like it’s just another extra credit assignment she has to finish before exams.