First thing that hits you in this one is how dumb the idea sounds on paper and how fast it becomes hot when you’re actually clicking through it. It’s literally rock paper scissors as foreplay. You sit there as the guy, trying to outguess two girls who clearly know exactly what they’re doing and are totally using the rules just to strip you down and mess with your head. They start looking all sweet and playful, kind of goofy even, but each win they get nudges the clothes a bit lower, one piece at a time, and you feel it in your stomach when you realise you’re losing on purpose just to see what comes off next. Or you win, and they pretend to be “embarrassed” while clearly enjoying that you’re making them show more skin. The teasing feels like one long edging session built into simple clicks.

What I like is how the girls bully you without it turning into some hardcore torture thing. It’s more like that mean classmate who knows you’re horny and just keeps poking at it. They call you out for staring at their tits, make fun of how desperate you are when you finally get them topless, and if you misplay a round and end up naked first, they absolutely do not let that go. One of them makes little comments about your dick, the other pretends to be shy while her hand is already on your thigh, and suddenly you’re the one stripped, hard, and being used as the toy. It’s not subtle. There’s hand stuff, mouths, all the usual, but the way they frame it as “you lost, so now we do whatever we want” gives the whole thing this humiliation flavor that actually lands. Interracial angle is there too, and they use that contrast visually and in how they talk, like they’re playing off each other’s bodies and personalities while you’re stuck in the middle trying not to bust too fast. Sometimes they switch to playing with each other, rubbing and kissing while you sit there useless, and I swear that fired me up way more than I expected. Watching them ignore you, touching tits and ass, licking each other while you wait like a punished dog, that hits a specific kink.

The actual clicking around is simple point and click stuff, but they hide little reactions in it that make it feel more alive than it should. You hover too long and a girl calls you a creep. You win a risky round and she shifts her weight like she knows she has to take off the next layer and is pretending to hate it. There’s a moment where one girl slides her foot along your shaft as a “punishment” for a bad move and then pulls back right before you cum, and that one scene stuck with me way more than the full-on sex later. The vaginal and oral payoffs are good, not mind blowing, but the path to get there, with the stripping and the teasing and that playful humiliation, is what actually makes it porn rather than just a nude gallery. Only thing that annoyed me is this one tiny sound effect that repeats on every RPS round, like a soft click, and now it’s burned into my brain forever. I opened Chrome for actual work and my body basically went, “oh, it’s jerk-off time again.”

First time I saw this thing, I laughed at the title and thought it would be another fake edgy porn game that pretends to be dark and then gives you high school drama. It really is not that. The world here feels like someone took a fairytale kingdom, flipped it into a cold matriarchal dictatorship, then forgot to clean up all the blood and semen on the way out. You play this royal bastard, Mordred, stuck inside an order of female knights that looks holy on the outside and rots everywhere inside. Half of your time you are talking in candle-lit halls, watching armored women argue about justice while their boots are still wet from torture. The other half, you're either getting your cock worshipped or crushed by the same women who just gave a speech about honor. It has this strange animation style for the cutscenes, where faces twitch a bit too long, eyes linger a bit too low, and the camera loves legs a lot more than is healthy. Not that I complain. I will still complain that some hair keeps clipping through armor slightly in one of the early scenes and now I can't unsee it, thanks.

The cutscenes work like little theater plays. One moment you're in the chapel while a knight commander lectures Mordred about loyalty. You can choose to be respectful, mocking, or quietly plotting. If you push her too far, next scene she has you alone, back pressed to a stone pillar, gauntleted hand around your throat, other hand unbuckling your belt, her voice totally calm as she jerks you off like it's just another punishment. The animation is not "clean", it has small weird movements, fingers pressing into skin, her lips brushing your ear when she whispers about how dogs shouldn't cum before their mistress. And then another route lets you flip it, pin her instead, push her on her knees so her polished boots are on your shoulders while you fuck her mouth, the camera staying low on the floor to show her drool hitting the stone. It all feels like somebody actually thought about power, not just tits. Sometimes the pacing is terrible. There's a scene with a healer knight who spends so much time talking about ethics that by the time she finally lowers herself and licks along your shaft, I almost forgot this was porn and not a weird philosophy podcast on Spotify. But when her hands glow and she "tests" your body with magic while sucking you off, the mix of healing light and messy blowjob is honestly hot in a way I didn't expect.

What caught me is how the game keeps switching between being horny and being kind of mean. You have these RPG bits, turn based fights where you pick skills while staring at women in heavy armor who later will make you kiss their feet as reward or as humiliation, depending if you played submissive or manipulative in dialog before. One battle ends, and immediately you get a quiet little romance moment on the battlements, your commander resting her legs in your lap, telling you a story about the revolution while she uses your tongue on her toes like it's the most normal thing. The camera focuses on her feet, then her tired face, then your wet chin. Feels intimate and fucked up at same time. Sometimes Mordred sounds like a smug porn protagonist, sometimes more like a 4chan user who accidentally grew a conscience, and the game doesn't decide which version is real. That weird inconsistency somehow works. Oral scenes are everywhere: knights using you to blow off stress before councils, a noble girl who never touched a sword but uses her soft hands on your cock with this almost terrified curiosity, a rough alleyway encounter where you shove a rebel priestess to her knees and grab her hair so hard you see tears mix with spit. And yeah, some romance is there too, quiet scenes where you share stories on a bunk, fingers brushing, no sex at all, which almost feels more indecent because you know what both of you are capable of. The AI-ish CG makes some poses look slightly unnatural, like joints bending a bit off, but it adds this uncanny vibe that fits a world where power and affection are always twisted. I kinda wish they fixed that one scene where the armor strap just disappears between frames. They won't. And I will keep noticing it while I watch a holy knight choke on Mordred's cock like faith alone will not save her.

Mickie starts as that kind of guy you scroll past in a Discord server and forget in two seconds. Plain job, plain apartment, plain everything, like a default avatar with a pulse. Then the game basically grabs him by the balls, laughs a bit, and starts taking them away. The transformation stuff doesn’t slam you all at once, it sneaks in, one little change at a time. First it’s small tweaks in his body that you can just ignore if you pretend hard enough, then curves, then that moment in the mirror where you see a stranger with a soft face and big tits looking back and you realise “oh shit, that’s me.” The game really likes to linger on those transitions: watching his chest swell, hips pushing out, ass filling his underwear while he’s still trying to think in “bro” language. There’s a scene where he’s in bed, just trying to jerk off like usual, and his grip shifts, his breathing changes, fingers trail over his chest instead, and for a second he’s more curious than scared. That little “did I just moan like a girl?” panic hits kind of hard. It feels messy and horny and confusing in a way that’s weirdly honest.

It presents as a dating sim on the surface, but the fun is how much of it is just Mickie trying to renegotiate his own body one touch at a time. You get that slow slide from “what’s happening to me” to “ok but what if I squeeze a bit harder” to “why does my pussy get wet when this person talks nice to me.” The 3D models help a lot here, because the dev really likes big asses and it shows. Every new curve gets its own moment, especially when you end up in cramped spaces with someone who just cannot keep their hands to themselves. There’s teasing everywhere, like the game is edging you on purpose: groping through clothes, someone “helping” her adjust her tight top, awkward kisses that turn into messy oral because neither side wants to stop. One scene in particular stood out to me: Mickie kneeling in front of a love interest, cheeks flushed, clearly still not used to her new mouth and tongue, trying to give oral like she remembers guys doing in porn, then slowly relaxing into it when she realises she actually likes the taste and the control. Later on, when vaginal sex opens up as an option, the first time she feels herself being stretched, there’s this mix of fear, curiosity, and “oh fuck do that again” that pops up in the text. The game doesn’t shy away from masturbation either, and it’s not just one animation loop. It gives you those private moments where she is alone, figuring out what fingers feel best where, rubbing that newly sensitive clit, dripping on the sheets, and getting embarrassed about how loud she was. There are a couple of routes that are kind of awkward and one character who feels like a discount otome love interest imported from another game and shoved in, but honestly, by the time Mickie is grinding in someone’s lap, big tits bouncing, getting groped from behind and gasping like she forgot how to breathe, it’s hard to care. The fantasy setting around it kind of flickers in and out of focus, sometimes it feels like the world exists just to give her more places to get railed, sometimes it suddenly wants you to care about some quest, then it goes back to handjobs under the table like nothing happened. I wish the UI text was less tiny on my phone browser, but that’s apparently my curse with these games, I always end up pinching the screen mid sex scene. Anyway, by the time you realise Mickie isn’t “he” anymore in your head, she’s already there in the story: a fully shaped, horny, confused, very fuckable girl trying to date, tease, and get off in a world that won’t stop touching her.

This thing starts innocent like some cheap training sim and then suddenly you’re in a weird horny dojo where every “lesson” looks like it came from Pornhub comments. You play this asian girl with big tits and big ass, cute dumb face, no memories, just dropped into a place where the Master clearly has more ideas about her body than about martial arts. At first you’re just clicking around, picking up mop, bucket, little useless items, thinking “ok, normal point & click stuff, puzzle time, yay”. Then it hits you that half the “puzzles” are just excuses to make her strip, bend over, get on her knees and play the obedient student who “accidentally” flashes everything.

The best part is how it pretends to be serious dojo cleaning. You’re told to mop the floor, right, very basic. Then the floor is not the only thing getting wet. One wrong choice and she slips, falls on her ass, skirt flips up, panties pushed aside, and of course the camera suddenly finds the exact angle where you see her pussy and the little sex toy the Master “made her wear inside so she focuses more”. You click something again, oops, the toy starts vibrating. She’s stuck there, blushing, trying to keep “proper posture” while her legs shake. It’s dumb humor, but it works. The game never shuts up with teasing. Dialogue is all like “you want to be a good student, yes? then open your mouth wider” and it’s obviously not about pronunciation. One scene has you “practice breathing” and it just turns into slow oral, with her trying to keep rhythm like it’s some yoga app, except instead of “inhale” you get “don’t spill it”. Spoiler: she spills it, then gets humiliation talk and clean-up duty. With her tongue.

There’s a nice mix of control and helplessness. You click where she goes, you choose answers, but it always ends with her getting more exposed, more used. Exhibition stuff creeps in all sneaky. You’re told to train in the courtyard, thinking it’s safe, then some students pass by while she’s in half-open gi, no bra, nipples basically saying hello. She pretends she doesn’t notice, Master pretends too, and you actually have to click to make her keep “holding position” while they walk around and stare. And yeah, the game uses 3D CG in that kind of plastic hentai-poser way, but sometimes the angles are just filthy in a good way. There’s this one scene where she’s doing “private meditation” at night, which is just masturbation with a toy she “found during training”. You control how fast she goes, when she stops, if she pulls her top up or completely strips. If you push it too far, she gets caught in the middle of orgasm, legs shaking, fingers still inside, and then you get a long humiliation scene that somehow manages to be hot and kind of funny and kind of “wow, this dojo is HR nightmare”. Vaginal sex is mostly framed as “reward” she’s not really ready for, so you click through her hesitation, get this slow teasing penetration, and of course they go raw, finish inside, and act like it’s part of spiritual discipline. Creampie just sits there on her thighs while she tries to bow politely, and you can click around to get close-ups. It’s messed up in that specific porn-game way where everyone talks about honor and training while she’s literally drooling cum from both ends.

A lich on the throne, a princess in chains, and you stuck in the middle like some horny middle manager of a dead kingdom. That is the whole mood here. You’re not a chosen hero, you’re the guy who helped the coup and now has to live with it while everyone around you tries to fuck you, kill you, or both in the same scene. The game runs in browser, VN style, but it doesn’t pretend to be classy. It’s all court politics, rotten magic and filth. One moment you’re negotiating with the undead king’s sexy fixer with her smug little smile and leather collar, next you’re in the dungeon “questioning” a rebel girl, and the choices are basically: be a bastard, be an even bigger bastard, or try to be decent and watch the world punish you for it. The writing is surprisingly sharp in that Eastern Euro fan-translated way where sometimes a line is awkward as hell but it hits harder because of that. There’s this scene where you visit a brothel that operates under the lich’s protection, and the madam talks about “patriotic holes” in such a dry tone I had to pause my browser and just stare at the screen.

Sex wise, it goes all over the place, and I mean that literally. Group scenes in candlelit halls with masked nobles using slaves like toys, rough groping in narrow corridors while guards pretend not to see, monster stuff in the catacombs where tentacled things treat clothes as a suggestion. There’s soft girl on girl moments too, especially around the princess if you steer her that way, with slow kissing and oral, but the game really likes humiliation and control. Tits fuck in chains, throat used like it’s just another hole, and the classic “kneel and open your mouth while we talk politics” thing that never really gets old. Some scenes are animated just enough to be dirty, not smooth, like those old Flash games we all pretended not to know, and somehow that fits. The BDSM has levels: sometimes it’s light bondage and teasing, sometimes it goes all the way into graphic torture mixed with sex that will absolutely not be for everyone, but the game does not stop to explain or apologize. There is one lesbian torture interrogation involving a captured resistance girl and a noblewoman that is written almost lovingly, then slips suddenly into real cruelty, and I honestly had to click through slower because it felt too real.

The morality stuff is where it sneaks up on you. You can play loyal dog to the lich, leaning into the corruption, whoring out prisoners, pimping citizens into prostitution to fund your schemes, basically turning the kingdom into a meat market. Or you can side with the resistance, which is not pure at all either. They use people, they push you into group orgies for “trust building”, they throw captured collaborators to monsters for entertainment. The princess is the weird center of it all, locked up but still dangerous. If you visit her cell enough, and push her buttons, she flips between broken submissive and manipulative brat, and there’s a route where she lets you fuck her through the bars while whispering about burning the whole city. I liked how the choices actually branch into different endings, not just color swaps. One run I ended as a half-mad mercenary fucking a demon on a pile of corpses, another I limped into a bittersweet “good” ending where the princess rules and I’m basically her private pet, chained on a cushion behind the throne in a golden collar. The game uses explicit violence and sex like a hammer, but sometimes it slips in a line like “you remember the faces of those you sold” and that hits harder than all the blood. Also, tiny thing, the auto-skip sometimes stops at random lines and it annoyed the hell out of me and I kept meaning to fix it in settings and never did.

Scaly Valley is that kind of horny fantasy story that feels like somebody smashed a dating app, a dragon hoard, and a trashy romance novel together, then said “yeah, that’s fine” and put it online. You start as this very confused main guy, dumped in a valley where half the population has tails, scales, fur, claws or some mix that should not be legal, but absolutely is. The game acts like it wants you to focus on adventure and overcoming “challenges”, but let’s be real, the real challenge is pretending you care about ancient magic while a monster girl with thighs like a vice is pressing her boobs into your face while explaining lore. Yes, there is an actual story, with quests, choices, all that stuff, but the core loop is pretty simple: flirt, tease, pick a dialog option that’s maybe a little too bold, then end up with your face between something thick and soft, or your hands full of ass that doesn’t belong to your race. And it actually tries to sell romance too, which is funny, because one minute I’m listening to heartfelt backstory about a dragon girl who lost her clan, and the next minute I’m sucking her tongue in a cave while she purrs, drools a bit, and wraps her tail tight around my leg like a living handcuff.

The game really loves ass and tits. Like, no subtlety. There’s this one dragon girl with a backside so huge the camera basically treats it as a separate character. You’re talking about some cursed artifact and the scene is animated just enough that her butt jiggles a little when she shifts her weight, and that tiny movement stole the whole moment from the actual plot. Same with the oral scenes: they’re not just “fade to black, imagination time”, the camera is very interested in saliva, tongue, and that messy, needy rhythm that makes it feel less like porn posing and more like two idiots who got too horny too fast. Sometimes it actually feels clumsy in a charming way. A hand misses the perfect spot then slides back, fingers grab too hard, groping looks a bit greedy and not perfectly timed, and that makes it hotter because it feels like someone actually wants it, not a clean animation loop from some stock porn clip. And yeah, there is some furry stuff in there too, in case you like girls with ears, tails and way too expressive hips. Not everything hits perfectly, a few scenes drag a bit while the dialog is trying to sound deep and you’re just waiting for shirts to come off, but the mix of blushy romance, filthy talk, monster girls who can crush you if they want, and that constant sense that you’re one wrong line away from being pinned to the ground by a horny dragon is exactly the kind of problem I like to have.

Heated Hashtag feels like someone mashed together OnlyFans, horny Twitter and a horny dorm where every door is just slightly open if you dare to peek. You play this guy who starts out kinda normal, more lurker than star, scrolling through spicy profiles and thirst traps, then little by little the story shoves him right into the center of the exhibition circus. At first you’re just watching clips, liking stuff you really shouldn’t like from people you probably shouldn’t even know. Then suddenly you’re the one holding the phone, recording a girl with ridiculous tits bouncing in your lap while she pretends it’s “just for her private folder”. Sure. And then the notifications start blowing up inside the story and you realise the whole thing is basically one long horny feedback loop: someone posts, someone watches, someone masturbates, and everyone starts pushing limits because attention feels as good as any orgasm.

The sex itself ramps up fast but in a sneaky way. One scene you’re just “helping” a shy girl set up her OnlyGram profile, messing with lighting, trying to act professional while she slowly loses more clothing than she planned. She’s blushing, you’re trying to not stare at her huge ass sticking out of this stupid tiny skirt, and then, boom, she’s on her knees with your cock in her mouth, worried about camera angle while drool runs down her chin. Later you’re balls deep between those massive tits, lube and spit everywhere, and she’s asking if the algorithm likes creamy finishes, so of course you end up painting her face and tits and the game freezes that sticky frame like it’s a thumbnail. There’s a club scene where everyone pretends they’re just having drinks, but half the fun is the “who’s recording who” vibe. You’re looking across the room, some dude is railing a thick chick from behind against a balcony rail, she’s trying to stay quiet, and then your own girl grinds back on you, whispering that you should pull your phone out and film her while she gets fucked too. It gets messed up when monster girl stuff slides in without ceremony: you’re watching what looks like some cosplay stream, then her tail wraps around your waist, she turns around with fangs and a grin, and suddenly that anal shot is not exactly human anymore. The game loves creampies like Instagram loves food pics; one route has you finish deep inside a girl on camera, and while she’s still shaking, a notification pops that the clip is “trending” and she moans harder from that than from the actual dick. It’s also kinda funny, in a sad way, how often the guy is jerking off alone to clips of people he literally just fucked, like the story knows masturbation after a wild night hits different. Some AI-generated CG slips in and you can feel it, faces a bit too smooth, bodies a bit too perfect, but it weirdly fits this vibe of fake-online-sex meets real sweat and messy cum. By the time you’re watching a couple trade partners while the “main” girl talks about follower goals with a cock halfway in her ass, you sort of forget where the line between voyeur, performer and addict even was. And then the game pretends that’s totally normal.

Guy stuck at a nowhere gas station gets yanked out of his boring life and thrown into horny space college, that’s basically the whole vibe, but the game plays it like this messy sex-comedy where you’re always one wrong line away from either getting laid or getting roasted in front of everyone. You start as this dude who smells like fuel and cheap coffee and suddenly you’re walking around a galactic campus where half the girls have tails, scales, glowing eyes or something that definitely shouldn’t be that thick and that soft at the same time. Conversations swing from dumb jokes to “oh shit she’s actually into me” in like two clicks, and the way the dialogue branches is sneaky: you think you’re just picking a flirty line, then ten minutes later you’re in a dark corner of the dorm, her pressed to the wall, her tits squeezed against your chest while your hand slides under her skirt and the camera actually lingers on the groping, the teasing, her legs shaking when you finally push inside. There’s a surprising amount of romance talk right before you rail someone from behind and fill her up, which is kinda funny and kinda hot.

What got me hooked was how often the game lets you be awkward or stupid instead of always smooth. Like, you can try some bold move, lean in for a kiss with this alien girl with big ass and weird pupils, and if you misread her mood she’ll clap back with sarcasm so hard you feel it in real life, but if you play it right she’s on her knees a little later, drool running down your shaft while her tongue moves in this slow, hungry way that makes the MC grab her hair. And yeah, when it swaps to anal or a creampie, it doesn’t cut away or censor, the animation actually shows the thrusts, the skin slapping, the way her body tenses when he shoves deeper. One time I accidentally locked myself into a softer route where I was supposed to “take things slow” and five clicks later I had her bouncing on my dick in the back of some hover-bus, her tits flying everywhere, my hands full of her ass, and I was like, yeah, this is “slow” I guess. It’s still kinda annoying that the text box sometimes covers the good part of the scene and you have to click it away at the worst timing, like the exact moment his cum is spilling out of her pussy, but I’m not even gonna start on that or I’ll get tilted again. The whole thing feels like some horny mashup of a sci-fi campus sitcom and Pornhub categories, and you keep telling yourself “ok, last scene” and then the next monster girl shows up with tight clothes, big tits stretching the fabric, and a shitty sense of humor that somehow makes you want to see how she moans when you finally push her face down on the bed and make her take every inch.

You start as this poor bastard locksmith who can’t catch a break, gets greedy one night, eats a bullet, and suddenly you’re standing in front of a smug goddess who basically says: “Congrats, you’re dead, now put on a habit and seduce girls for my religion.” It sounds stupid written out like that, but it kind of works because the game never pretends to be serious. Everyone in this world thinks you’re a girl, but under the nun clothes you’re a guy, and the game loves playing with that confusion. You walk around the convent and the town like a fake innocent sister, while slowly corrupting one girl after another, and half the fun is watching them go from shy and faithful to moaning sluts who can’t stop touching you. It’s less about one big romance and more about slowly collecting your own small cult of stacked nuns with huge tits and asses who think “prayer” means getting filled in every hole.

Most of the time you’re in this sandbox loop: walk around, trigger scenes, grind affection or “faith” with each girl, unlock the next stage of their corruption. There are quests, but not like big epic quests, more like “help her with chores, get her alone, end up groping her over the habit.” One moment you’re pretending to be a good sister listening to their problems, the next you’re got a crying novice pressed against the altar, your hand under her robe while she begs you to teach her “new rituals.” The animated scenes are honestly where the game shines the most: tits bouncing while you pound them from behind in the chapel, white habit pulled up over a fat ass, her rosary smacking against her back every thrust. There’s full-on vaginal, oral on the church benches, creampies where the camera lingers on your cum leaking down her thighs and soaking the holy cloth. It doesn’t shy away from group stuff either; at one point you earn enough trust that two of the girls decide to “share blessings,” and you end up pinned between them, one riding your cock while the other sits on your face, both in nun outfits, kissing each other while moaning your fake nun name. The game acts like it’s about saving lost souls, but you’re really just turning the convent into a pervy harem hotel.

What surprised me is how casual it is to play on phone. It runs as a mobile game fine, which is dangerous, because you’re on the bus tapping through what looks like a normal quest, then suddenly a monster girl with horns and big tits is sucking you off in a graveyard. Some girls aren’t even human: there’s this fluffy-eared, big-booty “sister” who is clearly not from any bible, and the scene where she sits between your legs, tail twitching while she slowly licks your shaft, feels way more intimate than it should. The mini games are kind of random: there’s one lockpicking thing that should be your big skill, since you were a locksmith, but it’s so easy it feels like a joke, and then out of nowhere there’s a timing mini game in the middle of a blowjob scene that made me fumble my phone in a café. I wish there was more depth in how you level each girl’s corruption, like some proper gamified tree of “teasing” to “total slut,” but instead it’s more linear: flirt, grope, lesbian experiment, full sex, group sex, done. Still, the teasing stages are actually nice; watching two nuns “practice confession” by groping each other over their robes, then slowly sliding hands under the cloth, wet sounds and nervous giggles, almost did more for me than the full-on gangbang in the chapel later. The home upgrade system is there too, you pump money into better rooms and the convent becomes more like a luxury sex monastery, with private cells for your favorites, but the UI made me misclick so many times I started hating the furniture icons and then forgot why I was mad in the first place. Anyway, if your thing is watching cute “holy” girls turn into cock-hungry worshipers, getting creampied on the altar while a smug goddess laughs in the background, this thing does not hold back.