Jiraya trying to keep rhythm while pounding Tsunade is honestly funnier than any meme I saw this week. At start I thought “ok, just another Naruto porn thing where you click once and watch boobs bounce,” but this one actually makes you work a bit. You’re not just watching him fuck the Hokage, you’re basically his brain, his hips, and his horny idiot side all at once. The game throws this rhythm bar at you, with that simple beat that gets faster when shit gets more intense, and suddenly you’re sweating just to keep Jiraya from blowing his load too early. And somehow, that stupid little timing thing makes the whole sex scene feel a lot more alive, like your own clumsy fingers decide if Tsunade gets a proper creampie or just a sad dribble.

The thing I liked most is how big they went with Tsunade’s body. Her boobs are enormous, like “this can’t be safe for her spine” level, and the camera really loves them. Every thrust, the breasts swing and swell a bit more, there’s this almost cartoon breast expansion vibe when she gets more turned on, and Jiraya is just burying his hands in them like a pervert who got everything he ever wanted. Her blonde hair flies around, sweat on the skin, tits mashed together while he rails her from behind, and you’re juggling the beat so the bar doesn’t go red and ruin the cumshot. Sometimes I missed a note because I was staring at the way her pussy stretches around him, and then Jiraya starts to slow down, like “hey, focus, we’re trying to make the Hokage scream here.” I swear I felt weirdly proud the first time I got the perfect timing and the screen filled with cum while she moaned his name like he just saved the village or something.

What’s funny, the more you play it, the more you get into this stupid mindset where you think “ok, this time I’m going to edge her, not just rush to the ending.” I started treating it like a small skill game, counting beats in my head, trying to ride that line where Jiraya is on the brink and Tsunade is flushed and panting. It’s not complicated at all, but it’s just enough to keep your hands busy in more than one way. There’s this tiny sound when you hit the rhythm right that I started to hate for no reason, like some cheap mobile app, but then I kept playing anyway, just to watch that final creampie shot again, the way her pussy tightens and you see the white dripping out. It’s pure Naruto porn nonsense, Jiraya fucking the Hokage like she’s his personal toy, but with that rhythm twist that makes you feel you actually earned the moment he unloads deep inside her. And if you mess up the beat and he finishes too soon, you honestly feel like you let both of them down.

You start as this smug bastard who already turned Tsunade into his personal toy some years ago, and the game just treats that like normal Tuesday. No big drama, just “yeah, she’s mine now, what’s next.” That already tells you the tone. You’re not here to be a hero. You’re basically weaponizing mind control to build your own village with a harem of kunoichi from everywhere, and the story is very honest about it. The vibe is closer to some fucked-up fan doujin than a “proper” visual novel, which I liked way more than I should. It looks simple at first, just text and 2D scenes, but the scenes are animated enough that when Hinata drops to her knees and you order her to “prove loyalty with her mouth,” it actually hits. There’s this one early scene where you test your improved technique on Kurenai, and you see that moment her eyes glaze over, her whole serious-jonin act just melts, and you can push her from “I’ll never obey you” to “should I use my tits or my tongue first, Master?” with like two choices. It’s wrong, it’s hot, and then it’s somehow even more wrong.

The funny thing is, the corruption is not even subtle. You charm, you push, then you flip the mental switch and suddenly someone like Temari, who normally would snap your neck, is awkwardly trying to give you a footjob because you told her this is “Sand Village protocol.” She complains, you tease, a bit of groping, and then the animation kicks in and she’s rubbing your dick with her toes while her face is this perfect mix of pissed and turned on. I kinda loved that. And then I hated how sometimes the pacing just dies between scenes for no reason. You get a brutal gangbang-style group sex setup with Mei and Samui on their knees, Tsunade in the back stroking you with her tits, creampie after creampie, and then the next bit of story is just walls of text about politics, like I didn’t just watch the Mizukage drooling on a cock that is technically controlling her brain. The game likes to drop you from intense anal with Ino straight into talky exposition about “support from other villages” and I kept wanting to yell at my phone. Yes, I’m on a bus, yes, I’m reading about Sakura getting her virginity stolen in a storage room behind Ichiraku, I have no shame, but at least keep the horny flow going, you know?

What I keep coming back to is how it handles power. It’s not romantic at all. You’re the guy who already broke Tsunade and now treats her like living proof that your technique works. At one point you use her as a demonstration, ordering her to lick Ayame clean after you finish inside her, like you’re showing off a trained pet. It’s fucked, but the game doesn’t pretend otherwise. The male domination is heavy, there’s BDSM flavor, and the harem thing isn’t some fluffy family vibe, it’s more like “these girls belong to my new village, and by village I mean my dick.” One moment you’re forcing Karin to ride you until she passes out, the next you’re making Hinata and Tenten play with toys on each other while you sit back and decide who gets your cum. Lesbian scenes feel like you’re watching puppets you pulled strings on, especially with the mind control touches, and I mean that as praise and also as a bit of a “Jesus Christ, dude.” There’s a corruption route where a girl who starts shy and stubborn ends up begging for anal, asking you to mark her womb, and you realize the game quietly shifted from teasing handjobs to full-on harem breeding fantasy. It pretends to be “just” a parody, but after a while, you’re in too deep to call it that with a straight face.

I don’t know if this one wants to be heartfelt or horny first, because it keeps confusing me in the best way. You start as some quiet kid tossed under this giant village shadow - yeah, the Hokage’s mansion, not exactly cozy décor - but when the nights stretch too long, that’s when things really spark. It’s got that weird warmth like you’ve accidentally wandered into someone else’s memories: a slice of calm life and then suddenly you’re watching Hinata bend forward across a training bench, slow enough that your heartbeat starts syncing with the animation loop. Her voice acting isn’t afraid of silence either; she lets you hear her breathe, which somehow hits harder than any line she murmurs. I keep getting distracted by her hands though - they move with these strangely delicate motions, rough callouses meeting soft skin, totally believable she'd knock a guy senseless and still touch him like that after.

Most of the moments slide between tender and ridiculous. Shizune tries to mother you one second (that tea scene!) and ten lines later she’s doing something that would get her banned from a medical tent forever. The art swings slightly inconsistent but the imperfections almost help - it feels drawn by someone who’s sweating through the same fantasies you’re supposed to. I caught myself rewinding Naomi’s smirk just because it felt too alive, as if the coder accidentally recorded a real girl’s micro‑expression. The whole story pretends it’s about recovery and peace after the war, but honestly it’s more about how the human body looks when it finally stops pretending to be polite. A couple bugs killed the mood once (Hinata’s eyes froze wide open mid‑moan, nightmare fuel), yet even that glitch felt weirdly intimate - like breaking the illusion without ruining desire.

The only thing missing is smell - everyone feels tangible except the scent part, though maybe that’s for DLC. Or maybe it’s better this way, because sometimes when you linger on Shiho’s lines about experiments, you realize you’re not supposed to need every sense simulated. I kept thinking “this shouldn’t work,” then going back again, grinning at my own hypocrisy. Anyway, whatever they patch next, I kinda hope they don’t fix the awkward pauses - they sound too real to lose.

Kinda funny how this game feels more like scrolling horny Reddit at midnight than some epic ninja adventure. You start as this random chuunin dude with a weird eye power and right away the vibe is: yeah, you’re here to fuck around with the Naruto girls, stop pretending otherwise. The “open world” thing is more like you wandering around Konoha tapping places on your screen, spying on people, bumping into events by accident. I was on my phone on the bus, headphones in, thinking it’s just some light fanservice, then suddenly Hinata is on her knees, drool on her lips, and I’m sitting there trying not to tilt my screen away like a guilty teenager. The animations are simple but they move just enough. Boobs sway, hips grind, tentacles drip. It’s not pretty in the high-budget way. It’s more dirty, like a sketchbook full of horny doodles that somehow came alive and started sucking you off.

What really hit me is how they play with all the characters you kinda had a crush on years ago but never admitted. Tsunade’s tits are huge and heavy, they actually bounce when she rides you, not like in those stiff hentai gifs. Hinata pretends to be shy but then she’s taking your cock between her boobs, pushing them together herself while whispering your name. I got a footjob from Ino on a random “training” scene and felt weirdly called out, because I didn’t think I was into feet, but the way her toes slide along the shaft, with that smug expression like she knows you’re about to blow, yeah, that did something. Then there’s the more twisted stuff. You’re peeking through a door and see Karin getting pounded by some monster thing with way too many limbs, and instead of being scared the first thought is “oh fuck, that looks good”, and you feel a bit broken in the head… but you still click next. Tentacles wrapping around thighs, holding arms back, pushing into every hole. Multiple penetration scenes where you can’t even keep track where your dick is supposed to be anymore, just a mess of skin and dripping fluids and girls moaning your name like you’re the last man in the world. One moment you’re tongue deep between Sakura’s legs while she grips your hair, next moment you’re climaxing inside some monster girl with glowing eyes, her claws on your chest. Feels like a horny fever dream written by someone who watched Naruto in middle school and never got over it.

The funny part, there is actual game under all that porn, which is kinda annoying because sometimes I just want to skip the turn based fights and go back to watching Sarada and Sumire grinding on each other, fingers slippery, thighs pressed tight, pupils blown like they’re high on you. You gotta wander around, talk to people, level up, figure small quests, and I kept getting lost because I forgot what I was doing the moment a stripping scene started. One second the story is about ancient clans and your special eye power, next second Tsunade has you pinned to her desk, her big ass slamming down on your lap while she milks you like you owe her rent. There’s voyeur stuff all over: peeking at Tenten changing, catching Ayame washing herself behind the shop, Himawari doing something she absolutely shouldn’t be doing at that age in canon, but here she’s drawn older and ready and you kinda just roll with it. Sometimes I was half playing, half scrolling Telegram, then the game hits you with an animated creampie shot so thick and messy you drop everything. Watching the cum drip out slowly while the girl’s body still trembles around you feels way more intimate than it has any right to be in a cheap mobile-style sandbox like this. I keep telling myself I’m done with it, that it’s too dumb, but then I open Chrome again and somehow I’m back in Konoha, chasing the next blowjob scene like a clown.

I don’t know who came up with the idea to mash Makima, Zelda, and Tsunade into the same world, but whoever it was probably spilled beer on their keyboard halfway through writing the script - and that’s what makes *D20 Magic Dice* feel alive. It’s messy, horny, strangely sentimental at times, like watching late-night anime reruns after a breakup. You’re talking to this dice thing (yeah, an actual dice), and before you even realize it, it’s making your thoughts real. Not just the good ones. I rolled a 3 once and ended up in some half-lit tavern where Widowmaker was arm wrestling Rumi for no reason while Zelda flirted with the bartender. I think I lost track of the main plot two minutes in, but it didn’t matter. The game doesn’t care either, it just keeps throwing beautiful chaos in your lap, all soft skin and heavy breathing mixed with dumb jokes about mana points.

What I liked most is how it doesn’t pretend to be clever. The dialogue’s sometimes broken, and the pacing jumps like old VHS tape - one second you’re teasing Ada Wong, next second Tsunade’s lecturing you about responsibility while sitting on your lap. There’s some strange comfort in that inconsistency. I did wish there were more sound options though; moans hit too loud compared to everything else, made me lower volume quick before neighbors got curious. And yet, when Makima whispers in that weirdly calm tone, you kinda forgive every bug. Maybe nostalgia blinds me - I grew up on janky flash hentai crossovers, and this feels like one resurrected from 2009. The dice mechanic almost feels secondary to the conversations, which twist between sincere and absurd so fast it makes you laugh mid-erection.

Sometimes I forget which universe I’m even in - Naruto? Overwatch? Who cares. The worlds blur, the clothes vanish, and someone says something about destiny while you’re trying not to roll another damn six. Three words? Chaotic, filthy, affectionate. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Kushina shows up on screen and it hits like, “oh shit, they actually went full mom fantasy here.” No build up, no shy stuff, she’s already naked, already flushed, already in that fucked-out headspace before you even touch anything. The game just tosses you straight into her getting worked over by two futa brunettes, and you’re basically the creep with the best seat in the house. Camera is locked in this super thirsty angle where her thighs are spread and you keep catching that bounce in her huge tits while her ass is getting pounded. Not subtle at all. You see her pussy stretched, dripping nonstop, and the other girl ramming her ass at the same time, and the whole thing feels filthy in a very “I probably shouldn’t enjoy this as much as I do but too late” way.

Controls are simple click stuff, nothing fancy, but the tempo changes are what carry it. You start slow, and Kushina just kind of whimpers, lips shaking, grabbing the sheets. Then you speed it up and it goes from “oh this feels good” to “okay she’s not walking after this” pretty fast. The wet sounds get nastier as both holes are filled, and there’s this one moment where you push the anal stroke a bit too hard and her whole body jerks, tits bouncing like crazy, mouth open in that silent scream face. That’s the moment I actually paused Pornhub in the background because yeah, this was doing the job better. But the boob touching is low key weird. The hand-on-tits animation is kind of stiff, like the girl forgot how fingers work. It bothers me way more than it should and I kept staring at that one thumb clipping in a strange way instead of watching the actual fucking. Never got over it, kept noticing it again and again like a tiny fly buzzing around your ear.

Still, when both futas are buried in her, one in the pussy, one deep in her ass, and her red hair’s all messy around her face, she looks completely gone. Her eyes roll up, tongue out, and you get these hard thrust loops where her hips slap into them and the juices practically spray. It’s not realistic, it’s porn logic, but you’re not here for realism anyway. The threesome vibe is strong, even if you’re basically a ghost just cranking the pace like some horny director. And yeah, the whole “Naruto’s mom getting double stuffed” angle is trashy as hell, but that’s also exactly why it hits. Watching her get held in place, boobs squeezed while both futa cocks pump her from both ends, seeing that creamy mess spill out and drip down… it sticks in your brain longer than it should.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Tsunade here looks like she just finished one bottle of sake too many and decided “fuck it, I’m getting wrecked today.” The whole thing feels like you accidentally opened someone’s filthy secret project in an old browser tab and then stayed because it actually hits the right spots. You start with her on all fours, that ridiculous round ass filling the whole screen, and everything is from your eyes only, like you’re pressed right behind her, hips touching, smelling her sweat and perfume mix. There’s no long intro, no fake romance, just her kneeling there with those huge tits hanging and bouncing under her, waiting for you to start slamming her like a bad decision. It’s messy in a good way. The controls are simple and kinda janky, like the flash era never died, but honestly that makes it feel more dirty. You click, the pace changes, her ass starts clapping, her back arches, she moans louder, and suddenly the room in the game feels smaller, more humid, like she’s gonna drag you down with her.

The best part is how her body reacts. Those massive boobs swing under her with a tiny delay every time you thrust, like they got their own physics engine that only cares about making you distracted. You find yourself staring at her tits for way too long, then remember the real show is that fat ass in front of you, cheeks shaking every time you push in. The angle makes you feel like you’re practically inside her, watching your shaft disappear between her thighs, and then you notice little details that shouldn’t matter but they do: the faint shine on her skin, that tiny twitch in her lower back when you go deeper, the way her hair moves a bit when your rhythm gets rough. There’s this one moment when you speed it up, and her whole body starts to give up, shoulders dropping, head lowering, like she’s not the Hokage anymore, just a horny milf begging you to fill her. You keep going, the sound in your head louder than any actual sound, and when you finally decide to finish, you dump it all inside her and watch the cum spill back out slowly, thick and warm-looking, like her pussy is trying to keep it but failing. It’s dirty, it’s simple, it’s raw, and it kinda feels like a secret little fuck session you weren’t supposed to see but can’t stop replaying anyway.

Kushina in this one is exactly that kind of woman you hate to love. Or love to hate. I don't even know. She comes in all proud, fiery red hair, acting like the big deal of Konoha, then five seconds later she is folded under the Raikage like she has been waiting for this huge cock since forever. The setup is simple as hell: one big angry Raikage, one "secret visit", one loudmouthed Konoha slut who thinks she can handle anything. Spoiler: she actually kind of can. You get this short teasing intro, barely any story sugar, just enough to understand he came to "check the rumors" about her being used all over the village. Then the game basically locks you into this humiliation fantasy where her mouth talks tough, but her body sells her out every single second. Her boobs bounce like crazy, her ass is the main scene and the only real focus of the whole thing, and that huge black cock just owns the screen. It is dirty in a way that feels almost too mean and still you keep clicking, like "ok, just one more loop, I want to see that again" even if you already watched it ten times.

What hits the hardest is how the whole thing is built around the power gap. He is huge, dark, full of muscle, all confident, and she is this slim redhead shinobi, already tagged by rumor as village slut, getting pinned and filled like she never had any choice at all. The anal focus is constant, not just one little scene. You push to the harder pace and you really see her getting wrecked, eyes rolling, hair flying, the ass cheeks spreading around that cock. There is a good moment when she starts out looking pissed, trying to play dominant with insults, then suddenly the rhythm picks up and the expression flips into that helpless, fucked-stupid face. That one frame made me stop and just stare. And then I got annoyed because the moans loop a bit too obvious at that point, but I kept it going anyway. The creampie finish is messy and satisfying, thick load pumped deep while he still drives into her ass, like he is trying to bury it in Konoha history forever. I kind of wish there was one tiny scene where she tries to get back on top and ride him, just for my pride as a rival romantic, but no, this game is 100% about her being drilled from behind like some trophy for the Raikage, and maybe that is exactly why it sticks in your head after you close the tab.

Sneaking this on my lunch break was already stupid idea, but whatever, worth it. The whole thing is just you and Sakura in this tiny little scene that looks like it smells like sweat and cheap body wash. No big village drama, no fight, just her pink hair in your face and that smug look that kinda says “I’m tired of saving your ass, now fuck me properly”. Game doesn’t waste time with story, you’re dropped right into playing with her body and the only “plot” is a pleasure bar that you’re trying to bully all the way to 100%. Sounds simple, and it is, but it hooks you anyway because they nailed her attitude. She’s pretending to act all tough at first, but once you start messing with her ass, she melts so fast it’s actually funny. I had Excel open in the background and this in another tab, switching between pounding her and updating some boring sheet, and at some point I realized I was paying more attention to how her ass jiggles when you change speed than to my boss pinging me on Slack.

Most of the game is just you experimenting. You tap, drag, slide, change angle, see how the bar reacts. Try slow teasing strokes on her ass, the bar crawls up, her face goes from annoyed to needy. Go hard and sloppy, the bar shoots up quicker but she almost looks like she might pass out. I liked that there’s this sweet spot between “lazy thrusts” and “full-on break her spine” and you actually feel it in how fast that meter fills. Her asshole gets more stretched and shiny the deeper you go, and the sound design really sells it, those wet slaps mixed with her breathing getting all shaky. Sometimes she throws in that tired medic line like she’s still in the middle of a mission, which makes zero sense here and somehow makes it hotter. You can pivot from pounding her ass to finishing on her face or stuffing her full, and the game doesn’t over-explain. Just pick where you want the cum to go and enjoy the mess. First time I hit the creampie option, she clenched around the dick in this tiny animation that almost made me choke on my coffee. There’s a facial too, and it looks messy as hell, drips sliding off her nose and lips, eyes half-closed like she’s pretending to hate it but clearly not. It’s not some big deep game, it’s just you, her, that rising bar, and the stupid grin on your face when you realize you’ve been “testing the anal physics” for way longer than planned.

After one more raucous celebration, Naruto finds himself unable to just escort Lady Tsunade to her bed without getting distracted. Tsunade lies there, drunk and vulnerable, her big breasts and curvy body calling out for some naughty attention. A shinobi like Naruto knows better than to pass up an opening like this. His curiosity and desire push him toward exploring her sleeping form, testing boundaries with every touch. Still, Naruto prays that his status as a reliable apprentice will excuse the reckless fun he’s planning. What started as a simple favor quickly turns into a heated encounter filled with lust and daring moves. Each touch and sigh blurs the lines between right and wrong, dragging you further into their scandalous escapade. The consequences of Naruto’s actions hang in the balance, waiting for your hand to write the next chapter. Tsunade’s voluptuous figure waits silently, daring you to cross the line and unleash hidden desires.