Luminary Protocol looks at you like a normal isekai porn VN, then slowly grabs you by the throat and reminds you it is actually a horror story where your cock is just another weak point. You wake up in this twisted copy of Earth, some weird mashup of school corridors, ruined city blocks and floating fantasy shit that should not be in the same sky. Gods and demons run the whole thing like a sick game show. You’re the typical male protagonist on paper, virgin, awkward, POV everywhere, but the game really likes to push you into ugly choices while your dick is still out. One second you’re flirting with a thick milf teacher in a half-collapsed school wing, watching her tits bounce in these smooth little animated loops while she’s grinding on your lap, and the next second the hallway behind her is crawling with something that used to be a girl and now has insect legs and too many teeth. It never fully lets you feel safe, even when your pants are off and her bra is on the floor and she’s guiding your hand up under her blouse for that slow groping scene that goes on just a bit too long. I played it like a coward, always picking the non-aggressive, “let’s talk about this” stuff, skipping any fight chance. No combat, just sneaking through scenes, hiding in classrooms, and somehow I still ended up knee deep in monster girls who wanted to ride me more than kill me. Or both, hard to say.

The sex itself swings around between kinda sweet and straight up fucked. There’s this school rooftop moment with your “totally not related” older woman from home, and the game leans hard on that taboo shit. She’s scolding you about dangerous magic while her blouse is open and she’s pressing your face into her tits because “you need comfort.” The camera goes low, she pulls your cock out, spits on it and does this lazy handjob with her soft annoyed voice in your ear, like she’s mad at you for getting hard but still jerking you off anyway. Later she pins you in a storage room, panties around one ankle, and you get full vaginal sex with her trying to keep quiet while the other students scream somewhere down the hall from whatever monster just spawned during a Convergence. The AI CG is bizarre in a good way, bodies look a bit too perfect and then you notice some tiny wrong detail in the background that makes your skin crawl. Sometimes the boobs are huge, stupid big, and the titfuck scenes turn into this soft, slow suffocation where the girl talks about “maybe letting you cum inside next time” because pregnancy here is not just a fetish, it has plot weight. One route actually hints that fucking the wrong girl bare could spawn some magic hybrid kid that the gods want, but I refused any raw creampie like I was playing a pacifist path of my own balls. I tell myself I am here for the story, the multiple endings, the weird alignment stuff, but I reloaded a save three times just to watch one oral scene again where the shy monster girl with horns and big tits practices kissing your shaft like it’s some dating sim homework. She melts a bit when you don’t push her, and the game quietly remembers that for later scenes. Or maybe I imagined that. Hard to tell when you’re half hard, half scared, and watching your choices drag you toward something that feels like both romance and a slow, wet apocalypse.

Rei’s the kind of guy you swipe past in real life. Dead eyes, tired voice, running a shitty pawnshop in a part of town that smells like stale cigarettes and cheap cologne. The game throws you straight into his head, and it’s not heroic at all, which I kinda loved. He’s not a “nice guy secretly,” he’s just worn down, a little selfish, a little pervy, but still not trash enough to leave a pretty rich girl on the street to get grabbed again. Akari shows up in his life like a lost luxury item someone forgot to pick up. She’s all soft curves, expensive taste still leaking through her body language, tits that obviously don’t belong in a cramped pawnshop backroom. The first time you see her trying to sit prim and proper on this busted old sofa while her button-up shirt strains over her chest, it feels wrong in a fun way. She’s supposed to be untouchable, and the whole game is about how fast that “proper heiress” vibe rots once money and safety disappear.

The dirty part is not only the sex scenes, it’s how the game makes you slowly cross the line with her. You’re choosing how much you lean into being a creep. There’s this early moment when she’s exhausted, half-asleep after a bath, sitting in a towel. You can just let her rest or you can “adjust” the towel and your hand lingers way too long on her thigh. The camera angle makes you stare at the gap between her legs, the soft inner skin, the way she tenses but doesn’t pull away. She just looks at you with this mix of shame and need because she literally has nowhere else to go. That’s the vibe. You’re not forcing her screaming and scratching, but you’re 100% using her situation, testing how much harassment she’ll swallow to keep her new “home.” And what fucked me up a bit is how sometimes she starts to respond. You grope her “by accident” in the cramped kitchen, and by the third time, she doesn’t flinch, she just bites her lip. The voice acting sells it hard, those shaky breaths when you squeeze her tits from behind and she tries to scold you while her moan cracks in the middle. It feels like she’s slowly learning that her body is the only real currency left, and you’re the first investor.

Then there’s Ryuichi, the rich shark who decides he wants her like a status symbol and a toy at the same time. The netorare angle hits when you start getting scenes that feel like parallel worlds. In one path, you keep Akari close, corrupt her at your pace, those quiet scenes of her riding you in the dark, whispering that she doesn’t care about her old life anymore. In another, your choices fuck up and suddenly you’re standing in front of your phone screen in-game, looking at a video he sent you, where Akari is in some luxury suite, her perfect tits spilling out of a tight dress, his hand sliding up her thigh while she forces this polite smile. Later it gets worse. There’s a scene where she’s on his lap, legs spread, panties pushed aside, her voice shaking as she begs him to stop, but her hips keep grinding down on him anyway. The audio is brutal there, that mix of disgust and helpless arousal. She calls out your name once while he’s finger fucking her, and he laughs and pushes deeper, telling her nobody will believe she “didn’t want it” when she’s dripping all over his hand. You don’t even see Rei in that scene, just his mental absence, which somehow made it hotter and more wrong for me. You feel like a ghost watching your “girl” become his favorite toy, and it scratches that twisted itch of losing something you never truly owned. The multiple endings twist all that into different flavors of fucked up, some where you break her first, some where he does, some where she learns to enjoy being passed around like collateral. It’s messy, ugly, erotic as hell, and weirdly honest about how power, money and a pair of big tits can rewrite a person’s whole personality.

This one feels like somebody took a horny Twitter timeline, a messy relationship, and that weird tension you get watching TikTok lives too long, then mashed them into a game. You start as this kinda average guy, nothing special, just trying to hype up his shy girl. She’s cute, a bit insecure, asking you if her outfit is “too much” while she’s actually covered pretty decently. And then you’re there, behind the screen with her, giving her that first little “yeah, post it, you look hot” push. It feels harmless at first. Like when you tell a friend “just open an OnlyFans, you’ll be rich” as a joke. Except here she listens. The first time she does a little teasing stream and you’re watching her bite her lip, checking the viewer count, that mix of nervous and turned on, it hits very direct. There was a moment where she asked “Is my ass too big in this?” and the chat explodes, and she looks to you, and I swear my mouse just stopped moving for a second.

The corruption creeps up, not as some magic spell, but drip feed. New makeup, heavier lashes, you catch yourself staring at the upgraded tits and realizing they bounce a bit different in the animations when she rides you. The sex scenes feel like they’re linked to her growing ego. Early on she does soft, kind of loving blowjob, lots of eye contact, a bit clumsy with the tongue. Later, after one of the more risky streams, she drops to her knees in the hallway on camera, hands behind her back, and just lets you fuck her mouth like she’s trying to impress the audience you can’t even see. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to be helping her “practice content” and you tell her to arch her back more, spread her legs, show the viewers everything. The camera angle shifts, you see her wet, twitching when you slide in, and she’s half talking to you, half talking to the imaginary chat, like “Do you guys like it when he finishes inside me?” That first time you pick the option to stay in and pump her full, the way she moans at being used as a cum dump actually made my scalp tingle a bit, like ASMR but filthy, just from the sound design.

What really stuck with me is how the choices feel less like good/bad and more like “which flavor of wrong do you want.” Sometimes you push her to flash more on stream, pull her top down, let her nipples pop out while she pretends it was an accident, and the game rewards you with this glowing, confident version of her, all smiles and messy lipstick, begging for you to record when you fuck her raw on the balcony. Other times you try to play protective, tell her to tone it down, and she still sneaks out a private cam show where she fingers herself until her mascara is smudged and she’s panting, ignoring your messages. There are hints of different endings, like that moment when she looks at you after another creampie and asks if you’d still want her if she got “even bigger” or “even more fake,” and you know that line is leading somewhere, but I didn’t even care, I was just staring at the way her hips rolled on top of you. The only thing that annoyed me for real was how often she checks her follower count mid-sex. I kept wanting a toggle just to turn off that little number so I could focus on her lips around my cock, but then again, that obsession is kind of the point. If you want to squeeze every last horny drop out of it, lean into the exhibition stuff, treat the camera like a second person in the room, and don’t be shy choosing the options where she moans louder just because someone might be watching.

A lich on the throne, a princess in chains, and you stuck in the middle like some horny middle manager of a dead kingdom. That is the whole mood here. You’re not a chosen hero, you’re the guy who helped the coup and now has to live with it while everyone around you tries to fuck you, kill you, or both in the same scene. The game runs in browser, VN style, but it doesn’t pretend to be classy. It’s all court politics, rotten magic and filth. One moment you’re negotiating with the undead king’s sexy fixer with her smug little smile and leather collar, next you’re in the dungeon “questioning” a rebel girl, and the choices are basically: be a bastard, be an even bigger bastard, or try to be decent and watch the world punish you for it. The writing is surprisingly sharp in that Eastern Euro fan-translated way where sometimes a line is awkward as hell but it hits harder because of that. There’s this scene where you visit a brothel that operates under the lich’s protection, and the madam talks about “patriotic holes” in such a dry tone I had to pause my browser and just stare at the screen.

Sex wise, it goes all over the place, and I mean that literally. Group scenes in candlelit halls with masked nobles using slaves like toys, rough groping in narrow corridors while guards pretend not to see, monster stuff in the catacombs where tentacled things treat clothes as a suggestion. There’s soft girl on girl moments too, especially around the princess if you steer her that way, with slow kissing and oral, but the game really likes humiliation and control. Tits fuck in chains, throat used like it’s just another hole, and the classic “kneel and open your mouth while we talk politics” thing that never really gets old. Some scenes are animated just enough to be dirty, not smooth, like those old Flash games we all pretended not to know, and somehow that fits. The BDSM has levels: sometimes it’s light bondage and teasing, sometimes it goes all the way into graphic torture mixed with sex that will absolutely not be for everyone, but the game does not stop to explain or apologize. There is one lesbian torture interrogation involving a captured resistance girl and a noblewoman that is written almost lovingly, then slips suddenly into real cruelty, and I honestly had to click through slower because it felt too real.

The morality stuff is where it sneaks up on you. You can play loyal dog to the lich, leaning into the corruption, whoring out prisoners, pimping citizens into prostitution to fund your schemes, basically turning the kingdom into a meat market. Or you can side with the resistance, which is not pure at all either. They use people, they push you into group orgies for “trust building”, they throw captured collaborators to monsters for entertainment. The princess is the weird center of it all, locked up but still dangerous. If you visit her cell enough, and push her buttons, she flips between broken submissive and manipulative brat, and there’s a route where she lets you fuck her through the bars while whispering about burning the whole city. I liked how the choices actually branch into different endings, not just color swaps. One run I ended as a half-mad mercenary fucking a demon on a pile of corpses, another I limped into a bittersweet “good” ending where the princess rules and I’m basically her private pet, chained on a cushion behind the throne in a golden collar. The game uses explicit violence and sex like a hammer, but sometimes it slips in a line like “you remember the faces of those you sold” and that hits harder than all the blood. Also, tiny thing, the auto-skip sometimes stops at random lines and it annoyed the hell out of me and I kept meaning to fix it in settings and never did.

Abducted feels like someone grabbed a trashy torture porn comic, a cheap soap opera and a drunk BDSM club story from Reddit, then smashed them together and forgot to clean up the mess. You’re not “in” the story, you’re more like the asshole in the back row shouting what the girls should do, and the game actually listens. Six rich or important women wake up in this giant cage, collars, chains, confused faces, all that. No guys anywhere, which is kinda nice for once, just women doing fucked up shit to other women. The captives are panicking, half naked, trying to cover themselves, and the game suddenly throws you a choice like “How does she react? Fight back, cry, or pretend to be tough?” and you’re basically picking their personality on the fly while some dominatrix-looking psycho is already eyeing which one to string up first.

What sells it is how petty the captors are. They’re not calm masterminds, they’re bitchy, jealous, horny and a bit stupid, which makes the humiliation scenes feel more chaotic and dirty. One of them gets mad because a prisoner is “too pretty” and you can choose if she shaves her hair, whips her tits until they’re red, or forces her to lick the boots of the others while everyone laughs. Then in the next scene the same domme is masturbating in a corner because she’s turned on by her own cruelty and you’re like “ok you need therapy, girl” while still clicking the most fucked up option. You’ll have moments where two of the kidnapped girls are forced to make out, with the collar chain pulled tight, and you decide if it turns into sweet, hesitant kissing or if the captor pushes them all the way to rough pussy licking and ass play just to make them cry from shame. The switch from teasing to graphic violence is sometimes so fast it almost feels like a bug, but no, that’s just the tone.

There’s no protagonist “avatar” to hide behind, which is weirdly hot and also kind of uncomfortable, because every time you pick “yeah, let her get anal with that toy in front of the others, no lube” you know you did that, not some faceless hero. The game keeps jumping between the cage girls, the evil crew and the outside investigators, and sometimes the pacing is all over the place, like you’ll spend ages on one scene where a girl is forced to crawl naked over a floor wired to a teasing device that zaps her clit every few steps, with you deciding if she holds back her moans or just gives in and squirts while everybody mocks her, then suddenly cut to a brief interrogation where someone gets electro-tortured and it ends before it really escalates. There are routes where you can corrupt a shy captive into a broken little sub who begs for group sex from her tormentors, another where she stays proud and gets extra punishment, public oral, spit in her face, all that, and then there are endings where someone manages to twist the power dynamic and cheat her way into joining the abductors, trading her “friends” for a collar upgrade and a place in the gang. A lot of scenes are just still renders, so sometimes you stare at one girl in a gag for way too long and start noticing dumb details like one nipple ring clipping wrong, and it annoys you more than the actual torture does. But then the next choice pops up, asking if she chokes on pussy or ass first while the others watch, and you kind of forget you were mad.

It’s messy in the best way. You’re some kind of half-drunk alchemist in a vampire’s den, tossing glowing ingredients into a cauldron that looks suspiciously alive, waiting to see if it spits out gold, slime, or a moaning succubus with tits like forbidden fruit. The game doesn’t explain much, just lets you mix weird shit - holy water, demon ichor, maybe a drop of your own sweat - and then bam, the screen flashes and suddenly you’re staring at a futa nun grinding against a bound werewolf priest. It’s ridiculous, but you can’t stop clicking. The logic makes no sense and that’s kind of the point. Sometimes you get a soft scene, a slow kiss between a vampire girl and her human pet. Other times, tentacles, everywhere, like the game’s trying to outdo itself in how far it’ll go before you blush or laugh.

There’s something about the tone - half gothic, half horny fever dream - that makes it feel like the devs were just daring each other to see what the next transmutation would unlock. The art shifts between elegant and unhinged; one moment you’re admiring the lighting on a pale thigh, next you’re staring at a corrupted angel with too many wings and not enough shame. The alchemy system feels more like foreplay than crafting. You think you’re mixing for power, but really you’re just chasing the next perverse reveal. I tried to keep track of the endings but gave up after the third one involved a talking dildo that might’ve been sentient.

The weirdest part? It’s kind of beautiful. Between the absurd fetishes and over-the-top transformations, there’s this pulse of dark humor and lust that keeps it alive. It’s not about winning or finishing - it’s about curiosity, that itch that says “what if I mix blood and holy oil again?” Do it. The game rewards the reckless.

High School Zero To Campus Sex God feels like someone mashed together every horny teenage fantasy, then quietly added way more MILFs than anyone is ready for. You play this clueless guy fresh out of school who somehow walks into college life surrounded by girls who dress like they live in a gym catalog and moms who clearly skipped the “subtle” part of being horny. It’s mostly about how badly he wants to stop being a virgin, but the game actually leans harder into the whole harem drama, jealousy, sneaking around, all that messy stuff. One moment you’re flirting with a cheeky sporty girl in tight shorts after practice, the next you’re wondering if her mom is going to notice the hickeys you left on her daughter’s neck while you’re in the kitchen “helping” with dinner. And yeah, the camera absolutely loves asses here. Big butts in yoga pants, tight skirts riding up when they bend over, that slow angle when you’re supposed to “help them stretch” before a match. It is not subtle. I like that.

What surprised me is how the teasing is honestly better than the full service scenes sometimes. There’s that volleyball girl who keeps pretending she doesn’t like you touching her, then never actually stops you when your hand slides a little lower during “groping practice” in the equipment room. Or the teacher who makes you stay late and pretends it’s about your grades, while she sits on the edge of the desk, crosses her long legs and lets her blouse open one button too far, then pats her thigh and tells you to sit closer. The game gives you a lot of moments where you can just stare, peek through a door, watch a shower through some half-open locker room door, and damn, the voyeur vibe really hits. Sometimes you only see a reflection in glass. Sometimes you just hear the sucking sounds and little moans behind a wall and you have to decide if you barge in or just jerk off to it. And then there’s the whole netorare angle that sneaks up on you. At first it’s just your enemy’s mom riding you on the sofa while she’s mocking how useless her husband is, then later you actually see your so-called romance interest getting her throat used by someone else because you ignored her too long. The game doesn’t make a full speech about it, it just shows you. That one scene where you open the door, see her on her knees, her cheeks hollowed out, and she keeps eye contact with you while she keeps sucking, like she’s saying “this is what you threw away”, that actually hurt a bit. And I still went back for more.

The harem angle is chaotic in the good way. You can stack mothers and daughters, best friend’s family, enemy’s family, random sporty girl from track, older teacher with glasses, then try to act like nothing’s going on when you end up in the same room with three of them. There’s a scene where you’re at a little backyard BBQ and two of the women you’re fucking keep “casually” brushing against you under the table, one of them presses her big tits against your arm, while the other plays with your thigh under the shorts, and the only thing on screen is your face trying not to panic. I wish the MC wasn’t such a smug idiot in some routes, but he is, and it’s funny when your choices blow up and you suddenly get a cold, dead-eyed blowjob from a girl who clearly wants to rip your balls off. The domination stuff is very male-focused here: you grab, pin, make them kneel, push their heads down for oral, choke them a bit while they grind on your lap. Not hardcore, more like “I’ve watched too much porn and think this is how sex goes”, which actually fits the protagonist. Sex toys pop up too, mostly in those quiet moments. Like the mom who pulls a drawer open, shows you her vibrator, smirks and tells you she doesn’t need it anymore if you keep visiting her at night. Or the shy girl who asks you to help her use a plug before class because she wants to “feel full” during lectures. There are multiple endings depending who you focus on or how greedy you get, and yeah, you can screw yourself into some pretty twisted situations. I’m still annoyed by one tiny thing though: the way the text box sometimes jumps too fast during really hot lines, so you hit rollback on reflex and then overshoot and break the mood. It’s stupid, but it kept happening to me in the best oral scenes. Anyway, this one is shameless, messy, sometimes mean, and weirdly romantic in spots, like when the sporty girl falls asleep on your chest after you cum on her belly and you just watch her breathe. That little bit hit harder than all the moaning.

Summer punishment fantasy that accidentally turns into something way dirtier than “no phone, no friends, stay home and think about what you did”. You’re stuck in your room, nothing to do, no money, parents on your back, and then this weird idol just shows up. Not cute shrine-maiden style, more like “this thing should not exist in a normal bedroom”. And it talks. It promises you power, and yeah, it’s not talking about muscles. It’s talking about getting every person around you to bend, break, cheat, confess, open their legs, pull their clothes aside in public, that kind of power. The game leans hard into the whole “I know I shouldn’t do this, but I really want to see what happens if I push one more time” vibe. Every interaction with a girl starts kind of normal, then you nudge, then you push, then suddenly you’re seeing your own family member giving you that look like she knows this is fucked and still can’t stop touching herself in front of you because the idol whispers in her head. And you are the one telling it what to whisper.

What I liked is it doesn’t jump straight to full-on mind-slave zombie sex. At first it’s just small stuff. A bit of teasing. Making her wear something way too short outside. “Accidentally” walking in while she showers and the idol freezes her for a second so you can stare, then she snaps out of it and blushes like crazy, but you know something stuck in her brain. The more you play with that, the more twisted it gets. One route I focused on making the girls just masturbate more and more, like they couldn’t even sleep without their fingers inside them, and the game actually reacts to that. Suddenly you get scenes where they tell you about hearing your voice in their head when they touch themselves, begging you to watch, even if they’re not actually in the same room. There’s a really sick moment where you’re at work in your shitty part-time job, and your phone buzzes with a pic you never asked for: someone from home, spread, eyes a bit empty, obviously controlled, clearly taken by the idol at the worst timing possible. And you’re stuck behind the counter trying to pretend you’re normal while your cock is screaming. That part felt too real in a good way. And a bad way.

The sandbox side is messy but that’s also where it gets addictive. You’re not following some super clean route map, you just poke at people, try different commands, wreck their relationships. I told one girl to be “more honest with your feelings” and then just left her alone for a while. When I came back, she was already cheating on her boyfriend in her own room, and the game lets you decide if you join in, watch from the closet, or mess with her mind harder so she starts sending pics of it to the wrong people. Another time, I messed up and pushed the control too far too fast, she basically snapped and you get a harsh ending where everything collapses and you’re stuck with fucked-up guilt and blue balls. There are multiple endings depending on how far you drag each girl down the corruption hole: total devotion, secret lover stuff, full-on ntr where they still sleep with you but also moan another guy’s name, or that really gross but hot line where your own relative begs you to knock her up while the idol keeps her from thinking clearly. It’s not nice. It’s not “wholesome”. It’s exactly the kind of horny summer where you start grounded and end up playing god in your own twisted little town, touching every life with your dirty fingers, knowing something will break and not really caring when.

NSFW feels like someone took a trashy rich-kids anime, slammed it together with a horny management sim, forgot to polish half the menus, then said “yeah that’s good enough, now fuck your way out of debt.” You arrive in this ridiculous elite school where everyone has too much money, too little shame, and the uniform is basically “pick a skirt length and how much you want your panties to show.” The game throws you in as the new girl who owes a ton of money, and the school is like one big casino-brothel pretending to be an academy. One second you’re sitting in a classroom pretending to care about grades, the next you’re in some hidden lounge with glowing poker tables, a dealer who looks like he walked out of a gacha game, and a smug asshole promising to “erase half your debt” if you let him fuck you raw on the felt when you lose. The crazy part is, you can actually try to play it straight at first, only use your brains, hustle side jobs, flirt just a little… and then you watch the debt number barely move while guys are literally offering stacks of cash to cum inside you, and you start thinking “ok maybe just this once.”

The school itself is like a horny sandbox that keeps daring you to make worse choices. You walk down a corridor and it’s not just “go to class / go to dorm”, it’s “do you want to sneak into the VIP club, or follow the drugged-out upperclassman who says he’ll show you the ‘real graduation test’?” One of the first scenes that stayed with me was when I tried to be “responsible” and took a simple cleaning job for some clubroom. Then the club president catches you alone, locks the door, pushes you against the chalkboard and starts groping you like it’s a done deal because “that’s how we pay around here.” You can resist, but if you lean into it, the game goes hard: hands under your blouse, his fingers working between your thighs while he whispers how much extra he’ll give you if you let him finish inside. They actually show the internal view when he does, his cum filling you while the debt counter flickers with that pathetic little reduction. It’s kind of awful and kind of hot at the same time. Later I let two rich bastards use me at once in a locked classroom after school, with your character getting her mouth fucked and her pussy pounded at the same time, and the game really leans into the group angle: internal shots, cum mixing, you swallowing, them betting on who can knock you up first like you’re some fertility racehorse. I hated how much I liked that scene.

What I liked most is that it actually plays like an RPG instead of just a slideshow. You wander around campus, manage money, talk to different guys, take stupid risks in gambling dens, accidentally get high at a “study party” and wake up half-naked with your panties on the wrong desk. Some guys are straight-up controlling bastards, grabbing your hips in public, dragging you into storage rooms and using you without condoms because they know you need the money and “pregnancy is just another contract.” Others are more teasing, making you jerk them off in the back row or suck them off under a table during some boring speech while you’re trying not to choke. There are softer touches too, like masturbating alone in your dorm after a rough day, fingers still sticky from the last creampie while you think about which path you’re taking, or flirting with a quiet dude from another country and ending up in this messy, sweaty interracial scene where he’s way rougher than you expected. The AI-looking CGs are uneven as hell, some faces look a bit weird if you stare too long, but the bodies, the fluids, the internal shots when you get fucked raw, they do a damn good job of selling that “I know this is a bad decision but I’m so turned on” vibe. And everything keeps hinting that depending on what you accept, who you sleep with, how careless you are with creampies and pills, you’re going to end up in very different futures: rich and corrupted, owned by one dominant bastard, pregnant and stuck, or somehow climbing out of this mess on your own terms. Or maybe you’ll just keep letting random guys cum in you behind the gym because that debt number looks a little sexier every time it drops.