Argleton looks like some sleepy small town from those old Facebook farming games, but it feels more like your horny browser history got stuck inside a dating sim and started breathing. You just show up there, like it is normal that a whole city is cut off from the world, and nobody questions it. People just flirt, joke about weird stuff, and somehow every second “innocent” chat at the coffee shop ends with somebody talking about dicks or chakra or some Marvel-level mutation. It has that lazy sandbox feeling, where you’re supposed to “relax”, but every click wants to drag you into another scene with big tits in your face and a choice like “be a gentleman” or “bend her over the sink”. Sometimes both. Sometimes you pick the “nice” option and somehow still end up with her riding you in POV while making ahegao like she is trying to catch flies with her tongue.

What kills me is how the game pretends it’s all just goofy humor and slice of life, then suddenly you are in a cosplay bar talking with a Milf dressed as Chun Li, and she is asking if you prefer anal or titfuck while she strokes you under the table. You think, “ok, it is just chat teasing”, and then she pulls your cock out and starts a handjob in full view, like exhibitionism is just Tuesday here. The dialog tries to be funny, sometimes it really hits, feels like a dirty Reddit comment, sometimes it sounds like Google Translate had a stroke, which honestly fits my soul. I played on my phone in a bus with brightness too high, and of course that is exactly when some X‑Men lookalike mutant girl is sucking me off with glowing eyes and the guy next to me pretends he does not see. The animations are not Hollywood, but when a girl with thick ass bounces on you, tits jumping all over, it’s enough. Creampie shots look sticky and rude, in a good way. Then ten minutes later you are just clicking around town map again like nothing happened, stalking icons like Instagram stories.

What really messed with me is how many different flavors of horny they cram in without making a big speech about it. One scene you are giving a shy virgin a soft first-time vaginal sex in romantic candle light, POV, trying not to scare her, then later you are spanking a cosplayer dressed as Kitana, pushing a dildo in her while she laughs and begs for more. There is a lesbian thing in the park where two girls start groping each other for “practice” and drag you in like a living sex toy. A Milf neighbor with big tits uses “yoga” as excuse to grind on you until you accidentally cum on her feet and she just shrugs, wipes it, and offers a footjob “to relax you properly”. Some storylines are sweet, almost too wholesome, romance and dates and small talk, and then suddenly you are choking a girl who asked for more domination, pounding her ass and watching her roll her eyes back. The point and click stuff is simple, you tap, you choose, sometimes you grind money or affection, classic mobile time waster, but with groping in changing rooms and girls sending you masturbation clips at night. I kept taking censored screenshots for my folder and laughing, because half of them look like normal town life, and the other half is just some girl in cosplay costume, spread wide, filled with your cum like that is part of the local tourism program. It should not work, but it does.

This thing feels like somebody got horny halfway through a Mortal Kombat binge and just decided, “Yeah, ok, Sheeva needs to fuck someone right now,” then never thought about plot again. There’s no story setup, no tournament brackets, no dramatic intro, nothing. You’re just there, staring at a four-armed amazon with a thick futa cock and way too much energy, like you stumbled into the wrong fatality and suddenly everybody forgot about defending Earthrealm and started thinking about breeding instead. It actually fits her way too well. Sheeva always looked like she could pick you up with two arms, hold you in place with the other two, and just absolutely ruin your back, and the game basically goes, “Cool idea, let’s do only that, four times, in different positions, with a lot of cum.” Not subtle. Not pretending to be subtle either.

The whole thing plays like a tiny shrine to doggystyle and messy finishes. There are only a few animations, but they stretch them out, so you really see the rhythm of it, like watching a loop on Twitter except you’re the idiot clicking “replay” every time. One second she’s pounding from behind, huge tits bouncing like they’ve got their own physics engine that cost the whole budget, and the next second you finally notice she’s holding the “victim” pinned with those extra arms, which somehow makes everything feel ten times more filthy. I liked that they made the cock properly big for a futa Sheeva, not that shy half-measure some games do. When she unloads, it’s not cute, it’s a purge. Thick, way too much, dripping down, pooling, sticking to thighs, that kind of “yeah, there goes your spine and also your dignity” vibe. There’s even a moment where the thrust slows down, then suddenly kicks into this fast, brutal rhythm and you hear that little wet slap change tone, and that is weirdly the best part. And then nothing. No aftercare, no cuddle, no stupid “flawless victory” joke, it just ends like she got what she wanted and walked away, which honestly is on brand for her.

It’s funny though, because the thing calls itself “small” and it really is. There’s no fighting, no combos, no random quick time prompts. You hit your options, it plays, and that’s all. I half expected some dumb little mini game where you time button presses to her thrusts, like Guitar Hero but horny and broken, but nope. Just pure animation worship. I watched one loop on my phone in Chrome and the sound bugged out for a second and repeated the same moan like it was buffering in the middle of a fuck, which kinda killed the mood but also made me laugh so hard I had to pause. The camera sticks to close angles, especially when she’s finishing, and the cumshot is always framed like it’s the hero of the scene. There’s a small clipping thing with the body in one of the loops that started annoying me the more I watched, like this tiny visual glitch that your brain can’t unsee once you notice, and now it lives rent free in my head. Still kept watching though. Because as stupid and single minded as it is, the game understands one simple idea perfectly: Sheeva is huge, horny, and here to fuck you like a failed challenger, and if you came in for anything else, that’s your own problem.

Cassie Cage in this one feels like someone shuffled her Mortal Kombat tarot card and all the meanings spilled out on the bed instead of the table. On one side she’s still that loudmouth champion with the smirk that says she already won. On the other side she’s basically begging the universe for someone to stop taking her bullshit and actually pin her down. The whole thing plays like a reading where every card is The Chariot and The Devil at the same time: control, loss of control, lust, ego. You’re not just clicking through porn text, it feels more like you’re wrestling her ego first, her body second. Every choice is a little psychic test: are you stroking her pride, or grinding it into the mat?

The structure is simple enough, it’s interactive fiction dressed up in wrestling kink and combat foreplay, but the mood is what makes it horny in that dirty “I shouldn’t be enjoying this power play so much” way. She talks shit constantly, and the voice acting sells it, like she’s half about to punch you and half about to ride you until her legs shake. Dirty talk hits like a series of quick jabs: short, sharp, mean, and then suddenly soft when you push the right line and she flips from “fuck you” to “fuck me” in the space of one button. There’s unlockable costumes that feel like reversed tarot clarifiers: you think “ok, I know this Cassie” and then you switch outfit and the vibe of the whole scene shifts. Tactical gear Cassie? Feels like a dominance test, like she wants you to prove you can handle a soldier. Something tighter, more playful? Then her bratty side comes out stronger, and the teasing drags on longer before she lets you really dominate or submit. Found myself going back just to see how a single outfit changes the way her lines hit, which is stupid and also fun.

The lustful combat framing is cute and also kind of genius. Instead of health bars you’re reading her body language and the layered voice lines, deciding if you push her harder, back off, or straight up let her take your ass to school. Some routes end with her fully in control, sitting on your face like a victory pose, and others flip it where this “Earthrealm’s fiercest fighter” ends up whimpering under you, pinned and pleasured until she’s not even pretending to resist anymore. Choices actually matter here, not in some huge “save the world” sense, but in “does she break first or do you” sense. Multiple endings feel like different spreads of the same reading: in one, she’s your cruel goddess; in another, she’s your sweaty, broken toy; and sometimes, if you play it just a bit wrong, nobody wins and the scene ends too fast and you’re staring at the screen like “wait, that’s it?” which annoyed me more than it should. Also, whoever mapped the confirm button right next to skip line needs to have their controller taken away, because I kept fat-fingering it on my phone and blasting past great lines I wanted to hear again. But the power play rhythm, the way teasing blends with domination, the way a simple prompt like “push harder” turns into full-on femdom or total submission depending on earlier choices, it all gives the game this trashy, pulsing energy that feels more like being in a very wrong wrestling ring than reading a standard visual novel. And yeah, I’m still thinking about one specific scene where she’s on her knees, still trying to talk tough with a broken voice, and you get the option to praise her or break her completely. Pulled the “tower reversed” card in my mind right there. Chose the meaner option. Didn’t regret it. Maybe I should have.

Sonia Blade walking into this thing like she owns the whole damn arena, only this time she’s not throwing kicks, she’s dropping to her knees. That contrast is what got me. You see her in that tight green outfit, all proud, all military mama, then boom, the game just turns her into this sloppy little cum-hungry toy and she still tries to keep her serious face. I was snorting at my screen like, sis, you are not intimidating with a mouth full of cock. The setup is simple as hell, no fake epic story, no long speech, just: here’s Sonia, here’s a thick dick in her face, you know why you’re here. And it works, in that cheap porn way where you kinda laugh and jerk off at the same time. It feels like a bootleg Mortal Kombat porn parody that somehow got lost and ended up as a browser game, which honestly is a compliment in my book.

The blowjob part is where the game actually gets kind of delicious. Her lips wrap around the shaft, and she starts working it with that mix of “I’m a trained soldier” and “I forgot what oxygen is.” The stroke rhythm is very simple, but it gives you enough control to play around. Deepthroat moments are the best bits: her throat bulges a little when you push too far, her eyes water just a touch, and sometimes she looks up like she’s about to murder the man and still keeps sucking. That tiny stare, right when her mascara looks like it wants to quit, is stupidly hot. There’s this one moment where you hold her head down just long enough and her cheeks hollow and she twitches like she’s torn between gagging and moaning, and I swear, that alone made me forgive the kinda janky animation on her hair. Her ponytail moves like it’s glued to a rock, and it annoyed me once and then I forgot because I was busy forcing her head down again. The sound is trashy in a good way, wet slurps, little muffled noises, nothing “cinematic,” just porn sounds. Sometimes the timing feels off, like her moan doesn’t totally match what you’re doing, but honestly, once the cock disappears into her throat, you stop caring about sync issues real fast.

The cumshot options are what pushed it from “ok porn game” into “oh girl, I’m bookmarking this mess.” When you finally blow, you can paint that blonde face like she just lost the most erotic fatality of her life, or shoot it right in her mouth and watch her struggle to swallow. When you go for the facial, it hits her lashes, drips down her nose, streaks over that perfect lipstick, and she blinks through it like a pissed-off goddess covered in jizz. Mouth finish is even better, because she opens wide, tongue out, thick white load sliding over it, and then she does this little half-satisfied, half-ashamed expression that made me cackle. She looks like she wants to shout “for Earthrealm” but it comes out as a wet gulp. I kinda wish there was more rough control, like slapping or proper domination tools, but whatever, not happening here. This thing is laser focused on her getting used like a Mortal Kombat trophy, and for a cheap filthy throat-worship session with a famous blonde warrior, it hits exactly the nerve it wants to hit, soft around the edges, messy in the middle, and nasty in all the right places.