You know that feeling when a porn game tries to pretend it’s some deep political drama, but then you’re suddenly balls-deep in a catgirl behind the gym? Yeah, this one leans hard into that energy and then trips over it like a drunk freshman. You’re the token human guy at the very first “interspecies” school, surrounded by girls with tails, horns, wings, weird eyes, huge tits that clearly ignore physics, and asses that look like they were sculpted by a deviantArt comment section. Everything’s supposed to be about “cultural exchange” and “peace between races”, but half the time it feels more like “who’s gonna suck your dick behind the library without starting an international incident”. And it weirdly works. Well, mostly. The story tries to be serious about races, politics, prejudice and all that, then two clicks later you’ve got a shy demon girl kneeling between your legs, drool sliding down your shaft while she tries to pretend this is some sort of “ritual pact”. Sure, sweetheart. Totally diplomatic.

The school itself is basically a powder keg pretending to be a campus. Orc guys glaring at you in the courtyard because their stacked orc class rep laughed at your joke. An angel girl who talks like she’s above everyone, but blushes like crazy when you push her up against a locker and tell her to spread her legs. That monster girl with way too many teeth who somehow still looks cute while licking your cock like it’s an ice pop and you’re one bad choice away from losing something important. Half the fun is that the game actually lets you be a bit of an asshole or a genuine nice guy, and everyone remembers it. You suck up to the elf teacher, suddenly the elves stop treating you like garbage. You tell off some racist prick in the cafeteria, next thing you know a big titty demi-human is quietly thanking you with her mouth in a dark stairwell. Then there’s that furry-ish girl, tail twitching, ears wiggling while she tries to act tough, and you’re just thinking about how they’d move while she’s riding you raw in some forgotten clubroom. The romance angle pretends to be wholesome for about five minutes, then you’re pinning someone to a desk, her huge ass bouncing every time your hips slam forward, her voice cracking between moans and “wait someone might hear us” while you absolutely do not slow down.

What annoyed me is something really small, but it got in my head. There’s this one scene in a classroom, late after lessons, lights kind of dim, and a monster girl is sitting on your lap, grinding slowly, whispering that she’s tired of everyone looking at her like a freak. It’s actually a nice moment, her big tits pressing against you while she starts riding properly, wet sounds getting louder, your hand on her throat while she begs you to keep going. And then the background text box uses this pale font that’s just barely hard enough to read to piss me off. I’m trying to cum and also parse a sentence like I’m doing a captcha. Also, the game keeps acting like your “choices shape how demi-humans are seen in the world” but let’s be honest, half the time you’re just trying to decide whether to yank out and cover her face or finish deep inside and watch her try to walk straight after. One moment it’s “weight of history”, next moment you’re buried in some big ass, balls slapping, her claws digging into the desk while she begs you not to pull out. And I kind of respect that whiplash. Or hate it. Depends on the click. The best bits are those quiet little scenes though, like sneaking out behind the school building at dusk with that smug angel girl, her halo tilted, kneeling on the grass while she takes your cock slowly into her mouth, pretending she’s “just curious” and then gagging slightly when you push deeper, mascara almost running, wings twitching every time you twitch. That, plus the way some characters stay pissed at you for hours of gameplay because you picked the “wrong” option once in the cafeteria, made it feel more real than half the stuff on Steam. Even when the writing trips over itself, it still lands face-first in someone’s cleavage, so no one complains too loudly.

You start as this elven archer girl who kind of has everything and nothing at the same time. Fancy family name, crazy talent with a bow, pretty face, long ears, all that. But the house feels too big and too quiet, because the people who actually made it feel like “home” just walk out. Sisters run off to save the world, lover is suddenly not there warming your bed, and now you’re stuck in this big empty estate where the walls remember more sex than you’re getting right now. The game leans into that loneliness in a horny way. She trains alone in the courtyard, practicing archery while wearing armor that covers all the wrong places, and you can just feel she’s one bad day away from either fucking the first monster that gets too close or putting an arrow through someone’s skull for looking at her wrong. I had it open in one tab on Chrome and literally forgot Discord for like an hour because I got hooked on seeing which side of her wins in the next scene: the noble hero, or the needy little slut who wants something with claws and fangs to pin her to a tree.

First serious fight, that’s where it clicked for me. You go out to defend your territory, all proper elven pride, and then you meet this monster girl who is way too hot to just be “enemy.” She’s got that weird mix of dangerous and inviting, like her whole body is a trap and you kind of want to fall in it. Combat is not just numbers and turns here, it’s foreplay with stats. Miss a shot because you got greedy, and suddenly she’s in your face, touching, teasing, taunting your elf like she’s already hers. Lose badly and it’s not just “game over,” it’s “get used and marked and maybe corrupted harder next time.” Win the fight, and sometimes you still end up with her hands between your legs, just with a different tone. The game loves to make you pretend you’re choosing between “good” and “evil” while your dick or your wet panties are choosing something completely different. One moment you’re swearing to protect your family’s honor, next moment you’re on your knees for a monster girl who knows exactly how to make an elf moan and beg in broken little phrases. It’s messy, a bit unpolished in places, some scenes feel like the dev got horny and forgot spellcheck, but honestly that just fits. This isn’t a clean fantasy tale. It’s a slow slide from proud elf archer into something that might still save the land, or might end up ruling a nest of monsters as their favorite toy, with a bow in her hand and claw marks on her thighs.

You wake up in this weird elf city where everyone looks flawless but the whole place is basically sexually frustrated to hell and back. No kids, no pregnancies, just a bunch of long‑lived beauties with tight clothes and fake calm smiles. And then there is you. Dude with magic dick. Not metaphor. Actual plot. Meliara, the elf mage who drags you into this, has that cold, unreadable face and those “I’ve studied forbidden magic for 300 years, now take your pants off” eyes. She talks about destiny and research and rituals like it’s some academic project, while your cock is already the center of the meeting. That mix of serious fantasy vibe and totally shameless breeding talk is what hooked me. It feels like a slow burn, but horny. She’ll stand there with her staff, cloak half open, boobs pushed together just enough to distract, calmly explaining the curse and her plan, and then she asks you how many times you can cum in one night like she’s asking what your favorite color is.

What surprised me is how much time the game lets you just exist in Libon. You’re not just jumping from sex scene to sex scene. You wander this city full of tall, smug elves, monster girls with strange curves in all the right places, older women with that “I’ve seen shit, show me if you can still impress me” attitude. There’s a dating sim layer on top of all the filthy stuff. You talk, pick dialogue options, sometimes say something stupid and piss off an elf guard with huge tits. I liked one moment where I kept teasing this proud warrior elf about her “duty to the city” and she pretended she didn’t care, then one thing led to another and she had her legs wrapped around me, nails digging into my back, telling me to fill her up “for the future of our people.” Super cheesy. I grinned anyway. The game does that a lot, mixing serious lore with completely shameless breeding talk. Sometimes it works, sometimes it’s like watching a fantasy novel strip naked and forget the plot for a while.

The lewd scenes themselves go pretty hard. Big asses pressed against you, soft handjobs turning into desperate riding, elves making those over the top faces when they finally get that thick load inside. There’s this one scene where Meliara is trying to stay in control, doing this almost clinical handjob while asking you about your stamina, and you can either play along with her “experiment” or just grab her hips and ruin her whole plan. I picked the second, obviously. Watching her expression shatter, then her insisting she “needed to evaluate the internal effect” and forcing you to finish inside, that hit that perfect mix of nerdy and filthy for me. Not everything is perfect though. Sometimes conversations drag a bit and you just want to skip straight to the part where somebody gets filled. And the way the city map works annoyed me for no real reason, like I’d always misclick the wrong area and forget what I was trying to do. But when you land in the right place, like stumbling into a quiet bath where a lonely milf elf is soaking and clearly hasn’t been touched properly since the curse started, and she pretends she only wants to “confirm your potential for the ritual” while guiding your cock between her thighs and begging under her breath for you to cum deep inside, that’s when the game really shines. If you play it, take your time with the choices, push the conversations, tease the girls instead of rushing. The payoff hits way harder when that cold, untouchable elf you’ve been flirting with for ages finally spreads her legs and tells you to breed her until the curse means nothing.

Wet Sand feels like somebody mashed together a horny Wattpad pirate fanfic with a decent point and click game, then actually bothered to make the sex look hot. You play as Fabian, this "oops I’m a captain now" guy who basically gets thrown onto a ship, surrounded by cutthroats and horny weirdos, and somehow every crisis turns into flirting or someone on their knees. It starts kind of light, just you poking around the ship, clicking barrels, checking cabins, reading little notes, that kind of usual VN rhythm. Then suddenly you’re in a cabin with a monster girl with fins on her hips, and she’s teasing you about being too soft for pirate life while she’s literally licking your cock like it’s some sacred ritual. The game does this a lot: calm scene, bit of worldbuilding, then bam, blowjob with heavy breathing and wet sounds in your headphones. I was playing with Spotify open, then had to slam it off because the moans and gulping felt way more intense than my sad indie playlist. Also, side note, whoever handled the animations likes saliva. A lot. The camera just hangs there on lips, tongue, that string of drool sliding down, and it kind of overstays but also I didn’t skip. Not even once.

The funniest thing is how it pretends to be all "serious pirate adventure" and then keeps nudging you straight into horny trouble. You talk to this one pirate girl who looks almost normal at first, just a bit too pale, long hair, sexy smirk, and then she flashes her teeth and yeah, those are not human. She threatens to eat you and then, of course, decides oral in a totally different sense is better. The game throws in romantic vibes too, like soft candle light, slow talking, some lines that try really hard to be poetic. Sometimes it works and you get this cozy, almost wholesome scene where a monster girl curls around you in the bunk and talks about old gods while stroking your chest. Sometimes it’s cringe as hell but in a charming way, like a horny teenager wrote the dialogue after watching Black Sails on mute. There’s a small moment on deck that stuck with me: you’re choosing how to handle a crew argument, very basic VN choice stuff, and if you pick the more caring option, later one of the girls thanks you by getting on her knees behind some crates while the crew is nearby. That sneaky public-but-not-quite tension hit way harder than the more "epic" scenes with tentacles in the background and ancient statues looking at you. I give Wet Sand the highly scientific award of "Best Use Of A Ship’s Storage Room To Suck A Captain Dry" because that cramped little space ends up way more memorable than the giant god scenes.

What I liked is that it doesn’t pretend to be classy. The romance is there, yeah, but the game knows you’re here for pirates and monster girls deepthroating the captain until he forgets his own name. Sometimes the pacing just collapses, like you go from talking about fate and curses, to two seconds later staring at jiggling tits bouncing in a loop while she moans your name, and it feels like the story lost its train of thought as badly as you did. But somehow that fits. The fantasy world feels lived in, even if half the lore is delivered between spits of cum and sloppy kisses. There’s a scene where the girl wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, laughs, and casually goes, "Captain, the sea took your fear, but I’ll take something better," and it sounds corny written down, but in context, with the animation and her eyes shining a bit too bright, it just clicks. I kept thinking, "this is trashy," while clicking to the next sex scene as fast as possible. That contradiction kind of is the mood of the whole thing. Wet Sand is messy, horny, sometimes dumb, sometimes weirdly tender, and it keeps shoving you into the role of this clueless guy who stumbles from pirate drama to monster girl oral like it’s the most natural path.

Two idiots, one cursed castle, and way too many horny monsters. That’s basically the vibe here. You follow Fumdux and Kirin, two guys who were supposed to just grab some boring plant for a potion job and go home, but instead they stumble into this old, rotten-looking fortress that somehow no one has ever noticed before. The path behind them literally vanishes, so they’re stuck inside, and from there it just gets weirder and dirtier. You wander the halls as this sarcastic male protagonist, poking around crumbling rooms, slime-filled dungeons, and quiet courtyards where the quiet is just waiting to jump you. One minute you’re checking a dusty bookshelf, next minute some half-feral beastman has you pinned against the wall, teeth against your throat, asking if you’re going to obey or scream. The game doesn’t pretend to be cute about it either. When it goes into domination stuff, it really leans in. Rough oral, deep anal, that whole “you’re mine now” thing, with the protagonist giving as good as he gets when he has the upper hand. There’s fur, claws, fangs, scales, all mixed with sweat and cum and a lot of dirty talk that actually feels like someone horny wrote it, not some sanitized script.

The castle itself works a bit like a sandbox maze. You don’t just walk a straight line and watch scenes. You poke into wings you probably shouldn’t, unlock doors you regret, bargain with creatures that smell blood on you and get more interested the more you struggle. One corridor has these statue-like monster girls, all stone tits and claws, and you’re thinking “ok, obvious trap”, but you still touch one of them because of course you do, and suddenly you’re on your knees, her stone tail locking around your throat while a voice in your ear is promising to “break in the human toy”. Another area is a dark forest inside the walls, with glowing mushrooms and eyes watching from the trees, and it turns into this slow, creepy chase that ends in a clearing where the hunter decides your ass makes a better trophy than your head. The horror angle never fully disappears, even when stuff is hot. There’s always that feeling you’re just meat in someone’s den, and half the fun is deciding whether you’re the one doing the dominating this time or whether you’re going to get bent over a broken altar and pounded until you forget why you came here in the first place. In between, you’re still trying to figure out how the hell to escape, but every time you get closer to a way out, the castle offers you another filthy distraction, like it knows exactly what kind of degenerate you are. By the time you finally see daylight again, assuming you even want to leave, you’ll have been used, stuffed, teased, and worshipped by monsters who treat you as pet, master, or both, depending on how you play it.

God Tier Academy feels like somebody smashed a horny dating sim into a shounen anime and then said, “yeah ok, but what if we don’t give the MC any actual power and just see how fast he dies.” You’re this dude with busted, unstable magic, officially a nobody, secretly shoved into the top freak school in the country as a spy. The teachers can blow up buildings, the students are literal walking disasters, and you’re trying not to shit yourself while a government officer on your phone reminds you they’ll ruin your family if you run. It’s great. It’s also stupid. In a good way. Mostly.

What really got me is the tone whiplash. One scene you’re in a dark hallway, some monster girl with a tongue too long to be legal breathing in your ear, the game doing that slow zoom while the sound design goes all wet and sticky. Next scene you’re in a normal classroom, fighting sleep while the big tit combat instructor casually explains how to decapitate a demon “before or after foreplay, up to you.” The romance stuff swings between actually sweet and “ok this is straight-up hentai logic.” You can be in a semi-serious convo about trust and betrayal, and two clicks later you’re in a group sex mess on a training field where someone is using a magic shield spell to keep the cum from hitting the grass. There is teasing everywhere, lots of it feeling like those old ecchi anime jokes, but then the game just goes full “nope, we are doing anal and multiple penetration right now, no fade to black.” I liked that it doesn’t pretend to be classy. I also hated that sometimes it pretends to care about school politics for longer than 4 lines, but I forgot that as soon as one of the girls did that ahegao with glowing eyes after a blowjob scene that transitions straight into a horror-styled jump scare. Don’t ask, it actually works. Kind of. Maybe.

Multi-lover stuff is where it gets messy in the best way. You can clearly angle for several romance routes at once and the game doesn’t slap your hand. There’s this one moment in a dorm common room where you’ve already been getting handjobs and oral from two different girls on different days, and a third one walks in, monster girl type with claws and soft voice, and realizes you’ve been flirting with everyone. Instead of the usual jealousy drama, she basically negotiates terms like a damn lawyer: “Fine, but when we do group training, you’re mine first.” That later turns into an animated group scene where she’s riding you, another girl is on your face, and some very enthusiastic dude from the combat club joins in like this is the most normal thing after sparring. The male-on-male angle is treated pretty casually, more like “yo, you’re hard, I’m hard, we’re in a storage room, why not” than big identity speeches, which honestly fits this setting better. There’s also a classroom scene where you’re supposed to be learning spell control, but everyone ends up using the practice barriers as privacy screens for blowjobs and quick anal, while the UI still pretends you’re making serious “tactical choices.” One tiny thing that drove me insane: the mobile interface sometimes hides the text box right when a character is mid-confession, so you tap, and suddenly you jump from “I think I might love...” straight into a creampie animation. No idea what she said. Probably important. I kept meaning to rewind, and then I didn’t.

You wake up, horny, confused and a little annoyed, and the game just shrugs and drops a catgirl in your lap like that’s a normal Tuesday. She’s not the cutesy “nya~ master” type either, at least not at first. There is this weird mix of needy kitten and bratty roommate who looks through your browser history and then pretends she didn’t. One moment she’s pressing those ridiculous tits against your arm while her tail flicks, next moment she’s acting offended you looked. Classic. The robot friend beside her is even stranger. Not some cold metal toy, more like a pervy Alexa with a body and no shame, scanning everyone, throwing humiliating comments about body temperature, arousal levels, “fertility status” in your face. It feels like a therapist that skipped ethics class and went straight to “how can I make you blush harder” mode.

Where it gets fun, or fucked up, or both, is how the game handles control. You’ve got the usual dating sim stuff, choices, gifts, events, blah, but then it slides quietly into serious kink territory. Orgasm denial isn’t just a line in the menu, it becomes part of the daily routine. A handjob that stops right when she starts to squirt. A blowjob where the robot keeps count of thrusts and locks the toy on your cock if you cum too fast. You get a catgirl on her knees, drooling on your shaft, and at the same time a cold voice in your ear rating your self control like it’s grading homework. It should be stupid. It kind of is. I liked it anyway. Then there is the childhood friend, the wrestler girl with short hair and tan lines that tell you exactly what kind of bikini she wears and how long she stayed in the sun. She suplexes you on the mattress, sits on your face, calls it “training”, and the game treats her virginity like a big boss fight. When you finally break her hymen you feel half proud, half guilty, and the stupid part is that the game never actually asks you to feel anything at all. It just lets the blood, the creampie, the shaking legs speak.

Fantasy and sci fi keep mixing like someone spilled two different games together and never cleaned the floor. One route has you dealing with elves and a monster girl that squirts milk when you grope her too hard, another throws in cybernetic restraints and a “safety protocol” that clearly is not safe. Pregnancy stuff is everywhere, but not shoved in your face, more like a quiet threat. You watch bellies swell after one too many creampies, lactation dripping through cosplay outfits, the robot calmly explaining hormone changes while you’re busy pounding an ahegao-faced catgirl in anal. There is this voyeurism system where you can spy on girls masturbating, or on two of them going full lesbian, one more dominant, slapping ass and making the other lick her own juices off a toy. Then the same girl later kneels for you, calls you master, and it actually feels a bit too easy. That annoyed me, not enough struggle, not enough real humiliation, but I kept playing anyway. The sandbox part sometimes feels like a mess, wandering around just to trigger a titfuck scene in the shower or a quick spanking in the locker room, and I kind of hate that I had to open Notes on my phone to remember where the best scenes were. But then the game throws a horror-style event at you, lights flicker, some superpower shit activates, your slave girl starts floating and moaning like possessed, and you still end up with her pinned under you, begging for more vaginal and anal at the same time like that’s totally normal reaction to paranormal activity. It’s trashy, it’s inconsistent, it pretends to care about consent while letting you push way too far in group sex scenes, and I still found myself tabbing away from Telegram so I could focus when the robot whispered “orgasm denied” and the catgirl looked like she might cry if I didn’t let her cum. I wanted more actual fear in the horror, more sting in the BDSM, less harem softness, but I know I’d complain even if it had all that.

Millie's got that thicc demon energy that hits different when you're supposedly dead but somehow hornier than ever. This Helluva Boss parody throws you into Hell's most dysfunctional assassination company where the mystery of your own demise takes backseat to getting spanked by cartoon demon girls with impossibly round asses. The whole "solve your death" plotline? Yeah, that gets real fuzzy when Mildred's bent over showing off assets that defy both physics and good taste.

What starts as detective work quickly devolves into pure horniness wrapped in familiar red-skinned characters doing things Vivienne Medrano definitely didn't approve for cable. The paranormal elements feel more like convenient excuses to get freaky with monster girls who somehow make being dead seem like the best career move you never made. Male protagonist stumbles through Hell like he's got permanent brain fog, which honestly tracks when every demon chick is packing heat in all the right places. The cheating mechanics add this weird guilt layer that shouldn't work but absolutely does - nothing says "I'm investigating my mysterious death" quite like raw-dogging your way through the entire I.M.P. roster.

The spanking scenes hit with that cartoon physics energy where asses jiggle like they're made of premium jello, and honestly? The 2D art style works better for this kind of degenerate content than any realistic approach could. Helluva Game knows exactly what it is - shameless fan service disguised as mystery solving, where the real mystery becomes how many demon girls you can corrupt before remembering you're supposed to be dead. The parody elements nail that irreverent Helluva Boss humor while cranking the sexual tension to levels that would make Blitzo blush. Sure, the plot about your death exists somewhere in there, but good luck caring when Millie's teaching you new definitions of "workplace harassment."

You start as this shy-looking, kinda nerdy occult freak in a school that feels way too normal for the shit that starts happening. First scene already hits like a truck: steamy shower, another girl walks in, cute face, soft voice, then you look down and she is packing. No slow build up, just straight “oh fuck, I’m on my knees now, guess I’m into this.” The game really leans into that “I lost control and liked it way too much” vibe. The ahegao faces your MC makes when she gets throat fucked or filled are way over the top, but in a fun way. It is not subtle at all, she looks like her soul left her body every time someone cums in her. Felt kinda cursed to be clicking through dialogue about angels and demon lore while my protagonist is getting creampied in the school bathroom and moaning like she’s in a porn compilation, but somehow it works.

Then that dusty bookstore thing happens and you get the Crowley family drama, hell politics, Lilith doing petty ex energy, all that religious corruption fantasy. I liked that they don’t pretend your girl is “pure.” From the beginning she is horny, curious, and already into weird shit. The corruption is more about power and mindset than “good girl turns bad.” One moment you are just a confused futa/trans occult student who masturbates in her room to creepy demon symbols, next moment you are juggling a growing group of girls, MILFs, monster chicks and actual demons who all want to either worship you, ride you, or ruin you. There is a nun with religious guilt issues who talks about sin while she is literally sitting on your face, and I laughed and also got hard. That balance of “this is kinda silly” and “this blowjob scene is actually hot” is one of the best things, even when the writing goes a bit too edgy.

Sandbox part is messy in that janky porn game way. You wander around, trigger events, sometimes you get a handjob, sometimes you get nothing and just read some extra occult text you forgot instantly. I kinda loved being lost though. It felt like scrolling horny Twitter with ten tabs open: you go to check on one girl, end up in the library with a demon milf explaining how to open a dimensional gate using your pussy as a ritual focus. There is an early event where a monster girl pins you to the bed, fucks your ass slow while whispering promises of power, then suddenly switches and uses you like a cum dump, filling every hole and leaving you drooling and glassy-eyed. I was like “ok this is too much” while clicking next as fast as possible. My only stupid complaint is that some minor scenes repeat with almost the same dirty talk and it annoyed me for no real reason. But then I unlocked this bukkake ritual where half your harem coats your face as an offering to a demon queen and I forgot I was mad. It is messy, blasphemous, full of incest hints, possessive lesbians, anal curses, weird rituals and way too many fluids. Honestly feels like browsing a horny occult subreddit at three different levels of degeneracy at once, and I mean that in the nicest, filthiest way.

You die on a shitty first date and wake up staring at Rias’ tits. That’s basically the tone right away. No long build up, no “oh no what happened to me”, just you flat on your back, her in that tight outfit, looking down like she bought you on discount and is not sure if the product is broken or just horny. And guess what, you now belong to her and her little devil harem, which is honestly the most honest contract I’ve seen in a while.

The fun part is how the game treats the High School DxD cast. Rias is pure power fantasy and also total brat. One scene she sits on your lap, pushes your face in her boobs, calls you her “pet project”, and later acts like she did you a big favor by letting you cum on her stomach instead of just her hand. Akeno shows up like a walking BDSM quiz: “Question one, how much electricity can your balls take?” and then giggles like it’s afternoon tea. The teasing is constant. They drag you through the school halls in that classic uniform vibe, Asia bumping into you, apologizing with her big soft chest pressed in your face while Rias watches with this lazy smile, like she’s checking if you’ll stay loyal or just melt. Then you blink and suddenly Miki is pinning you to the couch, hips grinding, acting like “oh, I’m just helping Rias break you in.” There is a scene with toys that actually surprised me: Akeno pushing a vibrator along your shaft while Rias is sitting a bit away, legs crossed, pretending she’s only here to supervise, but her panties are getting wet and you can see the 3D jiggle when she moves wrong for half a second. On the other side you have Raynare and the others popping in with that monster girl edge, wings, claws, that cruel smile. Kalawarna treats you like office property: titfuck as a “performance review”, stroking your cock with those heavy boobs, asking “Are you loyal to your mistress?” while you’re trying not to blow early, because the game actually lets you fail that scene if you mess the timing. Which is funny and annoying at same time.

Some of the humor hits really hard. Like Asia walking in on Akeno tying you up, then trying to “help” by joining, but she only knows sweet missionary, so the whole thing turns into this bizarre combo of soft, loving vaginal sex from one side and cruel female domination from the other. The animated bits are honestly the best thing here. Rias bouncing slowly while riding you, red hair falling over your chest, then suddenly she leans forward and whispers something stupid like “You’re only alive because I wanted a toy” and you’re like, okay, step on me more. The camera sometimes lingers too long on feet for no reason, which is weird but also kind of on brand for DxD degeneracy. There is one scene with Mittelt where she pretends to be all innocent and then uses a toy on you with this little smug grin, and the only thing I hated is that it ended right when it got really nasty. Also, small complaint: they make you run around the school for dialogue triggers a bit too much when honestly I just want Rias to choke me with her thighs again. The adventure parts are there, clicking around, choosing who to serve first, but my brain kept going back to Akeno’s “quiz” and that one time Tsubasa just silently grinds on you in the clubroom like it’s no big deal. It’s messy, horny, sometimes stupid in a good way, and somehow the fact you died on a date fades away under a pile of big asses, bigger tits, and very smug devils who know exactly how much control they have over your dick.