First day back in class, you’re already bored as hell, and the teacher’s voice sounds like background noise from a cheap YouTube video. Then your guy spots this sketchy little lamp tucked behind a broken locker, like it escaped from some dollar-store version of Aladdin. No tutorial popup, no dramatic cutscene, just this dumb-looking thing sitting there, begging to get rubbed. Of course he rubs it. Of course something answers. And of course the “genie” that crawls out is the kind of stacked, smug, impossible woman your search history has been screaming about for years. Big tits squeezed into clothes that clearly weren’t made to hold that much chaos, ass bouncing like it’s got its own physics engine, voice dripping straight into the horny part of your brain. Half the time I forgot there’s supposed to be “magic” because the game basically turns into “what if you could do whatever the hell you want with the hottest girls in school and nobody ever calls the cops.”

The fun part is how casual it all feels. One second you’re in class, watching some uptight honor-student try to pretend she doesn’t notice you staring at her chest, the next second the genie whispers in your ear and suddenly she’s on her knees under the desk, eyes glazed, lipstick smudged around your cock. There’s real voice acting, so every little gag, moan, breath hitch, that needy whimper when you push just a bit too deep, it all hits way harder than it should for a “mobile game you opened while waiting for the bus.” And yeah, you get everything. You go from soft teasing to your dick buried in a wet, trembling pussy, to bending some bratty girl over a school bench and just shoving it into her ass while she claws at the wood. The game leans hard into you being in total control. You choose what to do, how rough to go, where to finish, and the genie basically sits in your head like a horny devil, pushing you to take things further every time. It’s kind of ridiculous. It’s also hot as fuck. I kept telling myself “ok, just one more scene,” then stayed stuck replaying that moment where you hold a girl’s throat with one hand while she rides you, body shaking, begging you not to stop, voice cracking in that perfectly filthy way that sounds way too real for a game you can play with one hand on a phone screen.

Not everything is perfect, obviously. Some transitions are hilarious in the worst way, like you’re having this intense oral scene, her lips dripping, tongue working you over so good you almost feel guilty, and then suddenly it cuts to a different angle like someone pressed “next video” on Pornhub by accident. A few lines the genie says sound like they were written by a dude who learned dirty talk from memes, and there’s at least one moment where a girl goes from “who are you again?” to “please fuck my ass” so fast I literally had to pause and laugh. But somehow that janky vibe kind of fits. You’re not here for romance arcs. You’re here to slam your cock into big tits, big ass, tight holes, and listen to them melt around you while this smug magical bitch in your corner keeps fueling your power trip. The game feels like someone handed you a cheat code for school life: every girl is a potential toy, every hallway is a potential place to pin someone against the wall, yank up her skirt, and decide if you want her drooling around your dick or choking on it from behind when you push into her ass. It’s crude, messy, horny as hell, and plays way too well on a phone for something you can “accidentally” open in a public place. Which you absolutely will. At least once.

This one feels like someone took a classic “choose your own adventure” book, ripped out all the filler about dragons and dungeons, and stuffed it full of horny tension between a guy and his mom. No bullshit long prologue, you’re dropped right inside their house with this weird heavy air, like both of them already crossed some invisible line in their heads and now they’re trying to pretend it’s normal. You play as the son, and the whole thing is from his point of view, so every look she gives, every time she leans over with that ridiculous ass and those huge tits almost falling out of her top, you’re stuck inside his skull while he tries to decide if he fights it or just lets himself sink into it. I’m a sucker for those little choice moments where you know one click is “I’m a good boy” and the other one is “fuck it, I’m not turning back,” and this game pokes that button a lot, then stops before it becomes a giant flowchart mess.

The art is that AI-style 2D stuff where sometimes the mom looks too perfect, like some porn search result that somehow loaded in 4K by accident, and sometimes her fingers go a bit weird if you stare too long. But the faces hit hard. Those close ups when she pretends to be annoyed and you can see the blush and the smudge of lipstick, that sells the whole forbidden thing better than any long text ever could. There’s this scene where she’s doing something really normal, like cleaning the living room, and the camera angle just lingers behind her, tight yoga pants hugging that big ass in a way that is absolutely not “motherly.” You get a choice to keep watching or look away, and I actually hesitated, which is dumb, because obviously I’m here to be a pervert. Still, that tiny pause means the game is doing something right. The build up is pretty fast, like it knows you’re here for vaginal sex and watching your own mom ride you stupid, not some fake moral lesson. When the actual incest line finally gets crossed, it doesn’t tease forever. They go from “we shouldn’t” to “don’t pull out” real quick, with that creampie shot where her body shudders and she grips you like she’s scared of losing you and loving it at the same time. Sound is mostly simple moans and breathing, nothing fancy, but when she gasps your name the first time, I had to pause Spotify because it was messing with the mood in a weird way. I wish there was more branching after the first big sex scene, maybe an alternate reaction if you decide to act guilty after filling her up, but it kind of locks in on that path. Still, my brain keeps thinking about what other wrong choices I could have made with her, which is annoying because the game is short and I know it won’t suddenly change into a huge saga, and yet I keep clicking through again like some idiot trying to unlock a hidden route that probably doesn’t exist.

Dawn Chorus: Halloween feels like that one horny weekend trip you still think about years later, except it happens in the middle of cold-ass Norway and everyone is a fluffy guy with problems and a nice ass. You play as this bird dude dropped into a science camp above the arctic circle, staying in a guesthouse that looks way too cozy for how much pent-up sexual tension is inside. Snow outside, warm rooms, awkward nerd energy, guys in hoodies, the kind of setting where a simple “hey, wanna share a blanket” suddenly feels like foreplay. It sells itself as wholesome, and yeah, there are sweet moments, but the whole thing sits right on that edge where a shy hand brush on the couch feels filthier than straight-up porn. You’re hanging around with other guys, all furry, all different vibes: the quiet one who looks like he’d break if you kissed him too hard, the friend from your past who knows exactly which buttons to push, the one who tries to act normal during a ghost story but his tail is puffed up to hell. The Halloween angle lets the game push the tension harder: dim lights, fake horror stories, people crammed together in too-small rooms, everyone pretending they’re scared of ghosts when they’re actually terrified of being the first one to say “I like you, like you.”

The lewd part is less “dicks in your face in two clicks” and more “I’m horny because he sat a little too close during the horror movie.” You pick dialogue, you choose who you stick with during night walks, who you follow when they sneak off the living room, and the payoffs feel earned. There are scenes where you stand outside in the cold, breath fogging in the air, this big furry guy beside you, shoulders touching, and the game just lets you sit there in that painful, delicious almost-kiss. Then later it actually lets you go further, and when the clothes start coming off it feels like finally scratching a deep itch. Some routes get very gay and very direct, like hands wandering under blankets and heavy breathing in a guesthouse corridor that really needs better soundproofing. One moment you’re listening to some dumb campfire story, next moment you’re pressed against a wall, kissing so hard you forget the damn ghost subplot even existed. It annoyed me when a choice I thought was flirty turned out to be just “good friend” energy and nothing spicy came out of it, and the pacing sometimes feels like edging for too long, but at the same time that slow burn makes the first time you actually get your tongue in someone’s mouth hit way harder. It’s a cozy Halloween, gay furry romance where the real horror is how turned on you get from a shy smile and a tail twitch.

First thing that hits you with this one is how stupidly on-the-nose the Halloween vibe is, in a good way and also in a kind of trashy way that fits porn games way too well. It’s all haunted corridors, weird slime stains on walls, pumpkins watching you like they know you’re about to jerk off, the usual. The whole thing sits in that Avatar / Legend of Korra parody pocket, but instead of doing the grand “save the world” thing, it’s more like “try not to die while your dick is out.” You play as a guy dumped into this paranormal mess where spirits and monsters want your body in every possible sense. One second a ghost milf is literally trying to suck your soul out through your cock, next second there’s blood on the floor and a jumpscare that almost makes you close your browser out of reflex. Almost. It keeps that goofy humor tone from the FET universe, like characters crack dumb lines right before doing something completely vile, and it somehow works. You laugh, then there’s a futa spirit pinning you against a wall and using you like a toy, and the joke just feels like part of the abuse. In a fun way. Kind of.

The animated scenes carry the whole thing. They aren’t “perfect”, some loops look a bit rough or stiff, but that’s also why they feel dirtier. Korra riding you with her tits bouncing slightly off-sync, a monster cock sliding into her while she’s still pretending to be in control, the slow push into a wet pussy while a shadow hand covers her mouth and she tries not to moan too loud. There’s a sleep sex scene that’s way more messed up than it pretends to be: you waking up halfway through, not sure if it’s a dream or a ghost literally using your body. No fade-to-black, just full-on grinding, cum, and her whispering some creepy loving shit in your ear. The violence is graphic enough that you wince once or twice, like when a paranormal thing claws your back open during doggy and it’s played as joke and horror at the same time. Game lets you masturbate in one corner scene while some possessed milf watches from the mirror, and that stupid little detail stayed in my head longer than the “big” story beats. Oral scenes are all over the place, messy, spit dripping, sometimes a bit cartoonish, which somehow fits the parody. Vaginal stuff gets most of the focus, especially with Korra, and it’s very “fan brain candy”: positions you know people have been drawing for years, now in motion, plus the occasional futanari twist where suddenly she’s the one doing the penetrating and you just have to accept it because of “spooky magic.” The horror is never serious enough to kill the mood, but it’s never fully background either, so you’re jerking it while also waiting for something awful to pop up. In a way, that tension is the real fetish here.

First thing that hits you in this one is how dumb the idea sounds on paper and how fast it becomes hot when you’re actually clicking through it. It’s literally rock paper scissors as foreplay. You sit there as the guy, trying to outguess two girls who clearly know exactly what they’re doing and are totally using the rules just to strip you down and mess with your head. They start looking all sweet and playful, kind of goofy even, but each win they get nudges the clothes a bit lower, one piece at a time, and you feel it in your stomach when you realise you’re losing on purpose just to see what comes off next. Or you win, and they pretend to be “embarrassed” while clearly enjoying that you’re making them show more skin. The teasing feels like one long edging session built into simple clicks.

What I like is how the girls bully you without it turning into some hardcore torture thing. It’s more like that mean classmate who knows you’re horny and just keeps poking at it. They call you out for staring at their tits, make fun of how desperate you are when you finally get them topless, and if you misplay a round and end up naked first, they absolutely do not let that go. One of them makes little comments about your dick, the other pretends to be shy while her hand is already on your thigh, and suddenly you’re the one stripped, hard, and being used as the toy. It’s not subtle. There’s hand stuff, mouths, all the usual, but the way they frame it as “you lost, so now we do whatever we want” gives the whole thing this humiliation flavor that actually lands. Interracial angle is there too, and they use that contrast visually and in how they talk, like they’re playing off each other’s bodies and personalities while you’re stuck in the middle trying not to bust too fast. Sometimes they switch to playing with each other, rubbing and kissing while you sit there useless, and I swear that fired me up way more than I expected. Watching them ignore you, touching tits and ass, licking each other while you wait like a punished dog, that hits a specific kink.

The actual clicking around is simple point and click stuff, but they hide little reactions in it that make it feel more alive than it should. You hover too long and a girl calls you a creep. You win a risky round and she shifts her weight like she knows she has to take off the next layer and is pretending to hate it. There’s a moment where one girl slides her foot along your shaft as a “punishment” for a bad move and then pulls back right before you cum, and that one scene stuck with me way more than the full-on sex later. The vaginal and oral payoffs are good, not mind blowing, but the path to get there, with the stripping and the teasing and that playful humiliation, is what actually makes it porn rather than just a nude gallery. Only thing that annoyed me is this one tiny sound effect that repeats on every RPS round, like a soft click, and now it’s burned into my brain forever. I opened Chrome for actual work and my body basically went, “oh, it’s jerk-off time again.”

First time I saw this thing, I laughed at the title and thought it would be another fake edgy porn game that pretends to be dark and then gives you high school drama. It really is not that. The world here feels like someone took a fairytale kingdom, flipped it into a cold matriarchal dictatorship, then forgot to clean up all the blood and semen on the way out. You play this royal bastard, Mordred, stuck inside an order of female knights that looks holy on the outside and rots everywhere inside. Half of your time you are talking in candle-lit halls, watching armored women argue about justice while their boots are still wet from torture. The other half, you're either getting your cock worshipped or crushed by the same women who just gave a speech about honor. It has this strange animation style for the cutscenes, where faces twitch a bit too long, eyes linger a bit too low, and the camera loves legs a lot more than is healthy. Not that I complain. I will still complain that some hair keeps clipping through armor slightly in one of the early scenes and now I can't unsee it, thanks.

The cutscenes work like little theater plays. One moment you're in the chapel while a knight commander lectures Mordred about loyalty. You can choose to be respectful, mocking, or quietly plotting. If you push her too far, next scene she has you alone, back pressed to a stone pillar, gauntleted hand around your throat, other hand unbuckling your belt, her voice totally calm as she jerks you off like it's just another punishment. The animation is not "clean", it has small weird movements, fingers pressing into skin, her lips brushing your ear when she whispers about how dogs shouldn't cum before their mistress. And then another route lets you flip it, pin her instead, push her on her knees so her polished boots are on your shoulders while you fuck her mouth, the camera staying low on the floor to show her drool hitting the stone. It all feels like somebody actually thought about power, not just tits. Sometimes the pacing is terrible. There's a scene with a healer knight who spends so much time talking about ethics that by the time she finally lowers herself and licks along your shaft, I almost forgot this was porn and not a weird philosophy podcast on Spotify. But when her hands glow and she "tests" your body with magic while sucking you off, the mix of healing light and messy blowjob is honestly hot in a way I didn't expect.

What caught me is how the game keeps switching between being horny and being kind of mean. You have these RPG bits, turn based fights where you pick skills while staring at women in heavy armor who later will make you kiss their feet as reward or as humiliation, depending if you played submissive or manipulative in dialog before. One battle ends, and immediately you get a quiet little romance moment on the battlements, your commander resting her legs in your lap, telling you a story about the revolution while she uses your tongue on her toes like it's the most normal thing. The camera focuses on her feet, then her tired face, then your wet chin. Feels intimate and fucked up at same time. Sometimes Mordred sounds like a smug porn protagonist, sometimes more like a 4chan user who accidentally grew a conscience, and the game doesn't decide which version is real. That weird inconsistency somehow works. Oral scenes are everywhere: knights using you to blow off stress before councils, a noble girl who never touched a sword but uses her soft hands on your cock with this almost terrified curiosity, a rough alleyway encounter where you shove a rebel priestess to her knees and grab her hair so hard you see tears mix with spit. And yeah, some romance is there too, quiet scenes where you share stories on a bunk, fingers brushing, no sex at all, which almost feels more indecent because you know what both of you are capable of. The AI-ish CG makes some poses look slightly unnatural, like joints bending a bit off, but it adds this uncanny vibe that fits a world where power and affection are always twisted. I kinda wish they fixed that one scene where the armor strap just disappears between frames. They won't. And I will keep noticing it while I watch a holy knight choke on Mordred's cock like faith alone will not save her.

You start out as this broke nobody with a hero complex and zero social life, which is honestly way too relatable, then you go and pull the dumbest smart move ever: throw away your own life to save someone else. Good job, martyr-kun. Instead of a gravestone you get a bunch of bored goddesses looking at you like a new toy. Not even subtle about it. One of them gives you a second shot in a fantasy world and from that point it’s less “epic isekai adventure” and more “how much teasing can one guy survive before his brain melts through his dick.” The setup looks like the usual dating sim fluff, yeah, but then you notice it’s actually a sandbox, so you just wander around clicking on stuff, peeking in places you probably shouldn’t, and suddenly you’re spying through a keyhole while a girl with ridiculous tits rides a pillow and moans your name without even having met you properly. Definitely not Bioware romance pacing.

What I liked way too much is how the game keeps pretending it cares about your soul and your choices, while it actually cares about your cock stamina. One minute a “pure” virgin priestess girl is nervously holding your hand, all blushy and sweet, saying she wants to “take it slow”, and five clicks later she’s on top of you, tits bouncing in your face, trying to cram you inside raw because a goddess “blessed” her womb. There’s this scene where a haughty goddess steps on your chest, heel pressing right under your ribs, and she’s making you kiss her toes like some pathetic knight, and you’re thinking “ok, fine, femdom stuff, I’ve seen worse,” then she suddenly squeezes your shaft between her soles and gives you this lazy, slow footjob while looking bored on purpose, just to make you beg harder. The animations are actually pretty hot, which annoys me, because I wanted to laugh at it and instead I just sat there like an idiot, edging. The teasing is brutal too: one girl grinds on your lap, panties soaked, keeps doing that almost-ahegao face, then stands up right before you finish and walks away to “cool down,” leaving you with nothing but a dialogue choice that changes absolutely nothing.

Later, when the harem stuff kicks in proper, the game goes from “awkward romance” to “of course they’re all fine with sharing you, why wouldn’t they.” You get this “romantic” date in town with the shy mage, holding hands, talking about magic and feelings, then you come back to the house and the busty swordswoman is already naked, sitting on your face, telling the mage to “stop being a prude and join in.” It turns into group sex so fast the music barely changes. One is riding your mouth, the other is bouncing on your dick, and a third one is just standing there, stroking you off when they swap places, because apparently everyone learned perfect handjob technique in goddess school. There’s anal, creampies, titfucks, random masturbation scenes when you’re alone and spying on them, and yeah, you get the standard “walk into the bath at the wrong time” thing, but they don’t even bother acting mad for long. My only real complaint is stupid: there’s one scene where a girl is stripping super slowly, removing gloves, boots, all that, and she never takes off this tiny ribbon on her wrist and it drove me insane. No idea why. Maybe that’s the real domination here, they own your attention more than your character. Anyway, if you pretend you’re here for “romance” while clicking straight to the next blowjob, I won’t judge. Much.

Prison is already kind of horny if you think about it, and this game just leans into that in a way that feels wrong in the nice way. You’re this broke guy who literally went to jail because he tried to keep his family from starving, and instead of endless soap jokes you get thrown into a “college program” that looks more like some cult experiment. Concrete walls, shitty fluorescent light, and in the middle of that you’ve got curvy professors in tight blouses, prison staff with asses that don’t fit in regulation pants, and a social worker who talks about “rehabilitation” while squeezing her tits together so hard you can almost hear it. The tone is weird, like half after-school special, half “what if graduation meant stuffing your cock between big soft breasts in the counselor’s office.” It actually makes sense in a twisted way: your ticket out is not shanking someone, it’s answering trivia and not getting distracted by the jiggle physics your brain is inventing while you look at the art.

The whole trivia angle sounds lame until you’re in the middle of a question and realize your dick is on the line. One wrong answer and the professor with the glasses and ridiculous rack tells you she’s “disappointed,” pulls her skirt down just enough to show you what you could have had, then sends you back to your cell with nothing but blue balls and the echo of her voice in your head. Then on another day you get on a streak, nail a bunch of questions in a row and suddenly you’re pinned to her desk, her big tits wrapped around you, lipstick smeared, moaning about “good study habits” while you try to remember if you even saved the family you went to jail for. There’s this one scene with the prison nurse where she pretends it’s a “full body check,” and she’s clinically stroking your cock, asking you random knowledge questions while you’re trying not to cum before you finish the quiz. If you manage to hold back and answer, she drops the cold professional act and just sinks down on you, riding you slow while the little health monitor blinks in the corner like it’s judging both of you. And yeah, sometimes the trivia itself feels like your high school teacher copy pasted Wikipedia after two glasses of wine, and a couple questions repeat in a way that makes your erection feel smarter than the script, but somehow that fits the whole cheap, wrong, horny together vibe. One minute you’re deep in some nonsense about history, the next the social worker’s bent over the metal table, you’re buried in her ass, and she’s still trying to finish a sentence about “emotional growth” while you pound into her like the only diploma you want is dripping down her thighs. It’s trashy, almost lazy in places, but there’s this dirty charm in seeing a grim concrete prison turned into a fucked up campus where every right answer peels off another layer of clothing and every oral exam ends with actual oral. You’re not just grinding stats, you’re grinding through shame and lust and the feeling that some ancient god is laughing at you while you try to balance general knowledge with the urge to blow your load all over your teacher’s big tits.

John thinks he knows what “being in control” means. Middle aged dude, nice house, hot wife who calls him “Sir” when the bedroom door closes, cute shy girl hanging around like some lost kitten who accidentally discovered Pornhub too early. Everything looks quiet on the outside, and then Lexie rings the bell with a suitcase and a fuck-you attitude, and the whole setup basically jumps into the blender. The fun part is, the game lets you steer that chaos from inside everyone’s head, not just his. One moment you’re John, getting your cock stroked under the table while trying to act normal. Next scene, you’re Kate, deciding if you punish Lexie for mouthing off or secretly enjoy being challenged by another brat in the house. Then suddenly you’re inside Rachel’s brain, and she’s trying to figure out why watching John dominate Kate makes her so wet she has to masturbate in the bathroom right after family dinner.

What sells it for me is how the sex doesn’t wait until everyone “talks about their feelings” for 10 hours. Lexie walks in, takes one look at how John and Kate play their dom games, and instead of being shocked like a normal person, she basically goes: “Yeah alright, I can work with this.” She’s loud, she teases, she gropes, she tests limits. There’s this scene where she “accidentally” brushes Rachel’s tits while pretending to help her dress, holds a bit too long, and you can feel poor Rachel freeze like a deer in headlights, then squirm because she secretly wants more. Another time Lexie corners John in the shower, starts jerking him off while talking shit about his wife, and you choose if he shuts her down or fucks her hard against the tiles and fills her pussy just to shut her up. And Kate is not just some jealous ornament either. One of my favorite bits is when she realizes Lexie is trying to steal “her Dom” and she flips the script, slaps a collar on Lexie and makes the girl lick her out while John watches. Or doesn’t watch. Your call. The game doesn’t scream “lesbian route” at you, it just quietly throws you into a moment where Kate’s fingers are inside Lexie and Lexie is moaning louder than she swears she ever would.

What’s kind of annoying, small thing, but it stayed in my head, is that one specific outfit. You’ll see it on Rachel, this overly cute getup, and it just will not go away. She wears variations of it and I started focusing more on the stupid bow than on her getting a creampie on the couch. No idea why that pissed me off so much. Anyway, the whole domination angle is not one-note. Sometimes John is clearly in charge, pinning someone down, fucking her slowly until she begs to be filled and then you choose to give her that sloppy creampie or pull out and make her taste every drop while she blushes. Other times, Kate just decides “nope, I’m running this now” and you’re stuck as John, half humiliated, half turned on while both girls use your body like a toy. There are softer things too, masturbating alone in bed while thinking about what you did, or watching two women tangle together on the sheets while you’re not invited. And yeah, there is that forbidden family vibe in the relationships, the way Lexie talks back to Kate, the way Rachel looks at John with those big eyes like he’s some mix of father figure and secret porn fantasy. It never pretends to be wholesome. It’s messy, horny, weirdly funny sometimes, and the story keeps tossing little turns at you, like you think you’re getting a simple harem and suddenly you’re choosing who dominates who, who gets corrupted, and who ends up on their knees licking someone else’s cum out of a freshly fucked pussy.