Office job, boring life, same cheap instant coffee every morning, and then suddenly your dick is gone and your ass looks like something from those Twitter thirst posts. That is the vibe here. One day you are this invisible drone in a suit, the kind of guy no one remembers in the elevator, next day you wake up with tits that do not fit your old shirt and the whole city looking at you like fresh meat on sale. It is not some noble magical destiny thing either. It feels dirty and mean in a good way. People around you start pushing, touching, “helping” you adjust to your new body. Some are sweet, some are creepy as hell, half of them want to get inside your pants, the other half want to own you. And you can lean into it. Or pretend you are not into it while your clothes keep getting shorter.

The nice thing is that nothing is clean cut. You can be that shy mess who blushes when a girl kisses your neck in the bathroom stall or let yourself get dragged into a backroom and end the night with smeared lipstick and sore knees. There is this one early scene that sold me: you are in a crowded bar, still not used to walking in heels, trying to keep your new boobs from jumping out of the dress someone “helped” you choose. Some office colleague who barely talked to you before corners you at the bar, offers a drink, hand on your hip, fingers slowly sliding lower. You can shove him off, play along to get something out of him, or just let him use your mouth right there while people pretend not to look. And it is not just straight trashy stuff either. The girls in this game are dangerous. One of the women at work, proper milf with that strict boss energy, takes you “for coffee” and suddenly you are on your knees between her thighs in a locked conference room, her nails in your hair, telling you this is the only way to keep your new position. Felt like someone recorded a Pornhub Premium audition and turned it into a choice. I was lowkey impressed and also annoyed because the text box covers part of her face and it drives me crazy every single time.

It pretends to be a romantic thing sometimes, with all these dating bits and little stats going up, but under the sugar it is pure corruption. The game loves putting you in situations where you say “just this once” and five minutes later you are the office slut everyone gropes when the lift door closes. One path had me playing nice with this nerdy girl who seems harmless, then she shows up in full cosplay at a convention, ropes you into a couple costume, and suddenly she is sliding her hand under your skirt in a crowded hallway, whispering how no one will notice if you stay quiet. Another time I went the total bimbo route, jacking up every sexy option, getting pumped full of “vitamins,” brain getting softer, outfits getting tighter, ending up on my back with a small crowd taking turns while someone records it on their phone. It is filthy, it is messy, text sometimes stumbles like my own ESL brain, and the AI-style art can look a bit cursed on hands if you stare too long, but somehow that fits the whole “your life is spiraling out of control” feeling. I kept telling myself I would play the classy path, no weird power games, no blackmail, and ten clicks later I am signing a shady contract while a guy has his fingers inside me under the desk and my so-called “friend” is snapping pics in the corner like it is no big deal. Anyway, I’m absolutely not addicted, I can quit after just one more scene.

"Beast Vessel" starts with you as the one guy in a world full of mana who has absolutely zero of it. Which is already kind of funny because in most fantasy porn games you are the chosen overpowered dick wizard. Here you are just... a guy. A magically useless guy who still somehow keeps ending up in situations where people are throwing spells around, monsters are sniffing you like a snack, and clothes are treated more like suggestions than actual items. It runs like a classic Ren'Py VN so if you ever clicked through horny dialogue while half watching YouTube on the second monitor, you know the vibe. Only here the world actually has some structure. There is a big continent, factions, rituals, weird rules around mana, and your body is basically this walking "empty container" that a lot of thirsty and dangerous creatures want to fill. In every sense. Sometimes with mana. Sometimes with other stuff.

The story likes to pretend you are making moral choices like "hero or villain" but half the time the real question feels more like "do you let the magic wolf lady pin you to the tree and drain you through a blowjob that looks like a spell" or "do you run away and miss the scene." I tried to play noble the first time, skipping the more fucked up voyeurism options, and still ended up watching a horny elf girl masturbate in her tent through a mana crystal that works as a magic CCTV. The game did that classic thing where it rewards you for being a creep with extra scenes, and as a data guy I can tell you from how this genre is going on F95 and Itch stats, voyeurism and exhibitionism are just exploding in popularity compared to even three years ago. The dev is leaning straight into that trend. You get animated loops with subtle movement, hips shifting, hands rubbing, magic glowing in just the right places. Not Pixar quality or anything, sometimes the 3D custom girl look hits that uncanny valley where the face is hot but the fingers look like noodles, but the sex scenes actually feel like someone thought about where the camera should be. One masturbation scene on a balcony really stuck with me. There is a mage girl using a mana orb as a vibrator, legs wide open over this glowing sphere, knowing the city below could see her if they looked up. I accidentally clicked the "watch in silence" option instead of "announce yourself" and it made the whole thing way nastier because she was moaning into the night and I was just... there. Invisible creep mode. And the game just moves on like "yeah this is normal."

What I kind of love and also hate is how your lack of magic keeps turning into an excuse for people to use your body like a tool. There is an early scene where a beastkin shaman straps you to a stone slab, explains that your "empty vessel" can channel overflowed mana safely, then proceeds to ride you while casting some ritual. Every thrust makes the runes light up brighter and she is half chanting, half screaming your name. She calls it a sacred duty and you obviously can choose to be offended or lean into it, but either way you end up being used. It is hot, no point lying, but there is also this small annoyance that you almost never feel fully in control. The UI even tricks you with "greyed-out" choices that you can't pick because your mana stat is zero, which honestly pissed me off more than any monster. Why show me an option like "overpower her with your own aura" when the whole point is that I have none. Still clicked it, still got mocked. I liked that. Or I didn't, depends when you ask me. There is some goofy humor too, just to break the horny flow. At one point a slime thing tries to eat you and ends up "tasting" another part first, and you get this text about "statistically significant rise in hardness" like the dev snuck a stats joke in my porn. I was weirdly happy about that line. The fantasy parts are not just dressing. There are actual small systems: mana corruption, beast influence, some flags that change whether a character later shows up as friend, predator, or crazed fan who wants to show herself off to you in public. One girl literally pulls you into a back alley and says she gets off on being seen with a "worthless non-mage" because it makes her feel even more powerful. She makes you stand there while she lifts her skirt at random passersby, then makes you clean her up with your tongue when some magical fluids start dripping. I wish there was a route where you can also become a proper mage and stop being everyone's toy, but honestly if that ever happens, this whole "beast vessel" idea would lose a lot of its nasty charm, so I kind of hope it never changes.

Feng’s story looks soft at first glance, like some cozy wholesome VN you’d play on your laptop while pretending you’re a “serious gamer”, but that vibe lasts maybe five minutes. The moment the new “family” shows up, with those impossible curves and that weird tension you feel even when they’re just talking about breakfast, it’s clear what’s really going on. The game plays that slow burn guilt fantasy really hard: he’s adopted, they’re good to him, they’re kind, they’re warm, and your brain is screaming “don’t fuck this up” while your other brain is staring at her tits pressed against the kitchen counter. It’s that mix of comfort and pure filth that makes it work way better than it should. One minute you’re listening to some soft music, picking a dialogue choice about trust and trauma, next minute you’re wondering how long Feng can keep a straight face with his new “sister” bending over the washing machine, skirt riding up, ass basically framed like it was staged for Pornhub.

What surprised me is how much time the game spends on small, normal things and still keeps everything horny. Just walking past a half-open door and catching a glimpse of someone changing, or that scene where you join a movie night on the couch and the camera just lingers too long on a pair of huge tits barely staying inside a tank top. The writing keeps pretending it’s about healing and family and “moving on from tragedy” while it constantly shoves you into situations where touching is one bad decision away. There’s spanking too, and it isn’t some instant BDSM menu. It grows out of the story, like a joke that goes too far and suddenly she’s over your lap, moaning, acting offended but holding position instead of getting up. You get those moments where you pick a choice that sounds innocent, and three lines later you’re staring at a red ass and thinking “yeah, that escalated fast”. I kinda hate that some choices that look like they lead to wild scenes end up just giving you more teasing, but then again, when the payoff finally happens and that “we’re family, we shouldn’t” breaks into “don’t stop”, it hits harder.

The models are very much “porn brain” design: thick asses that fill the screen, nipples poking through thin clothes, legs spread just a bit too wide to be accidental. Not realistic at all, and that’s fine, this isn’t pretending to be a documentary. I liked how a lot of the secrets you dig up during normal dialogue wrap back into sex, like someone’s hidden kink sliding into the conversation while you’re talking about something totally normal. It turns the house into this pressure cooker where everyone is hiding something: jealousy, lust, shame, old wounds. And yes, the step angle is shameless. The game never really lets you forget what line you’re crossing. You’ll get lines about “we’re your new family now” in the same scene where her tits are pressed against your chest, or she’s sitting on your lap just a bit too comfortably, acting like nothing is wrong. It’s trashy and kind of emotional at the same time, which is a weird combo I didn’t expect to work. I do wish it stopped fading to black right at the moment when you want one more camera angle, but it keeps teasing like that on purpose. Not going to change, and maybe it shouldn’t.

You know that guy in the office who flirts too much, stares at tits a little too long, somehow still keeps his job because he knows where all the bodies are buried? In this game, that guy is you, and HR already gave up. You torched your old career by fucking around with the boss’s daughter and teasing half the female staff until the whole place looked like a hentai forum thread you shouldn’t scroll at work. The parent company can’t fire you without risking all their dirty secrets getting leaked, so they ship you off to a new branch and lock you into “100% remote work” like that’s going to stop your dick from ruining lives. It starts so harmless too: video calls with your new coworkers, polite emails, Slack messages that should be boring… but the corruption creeps in fast. A harmless compliment about a tight skirt. A “camera accidentally still on” moment after a shower. A late-night report where she’s wearing a blouse that really doesn’t want to stay buttoned. You’re supposed to behave. You absolutely don’t.

The fun part is how the game lets you poke at their limits. The girls all start out like normal coworkers, the kind you’d follow on Instagram and pretend you’re not zooming in on their pics. There’s the one who pretends to be a professional but is clearly thirsty for attention every time she leans too close to the webcam, boobs practically begging for an HR ticket. The boss’s daughter pops up again, and this time she’s pretending she’s “more mature now”, while stretching on camera so her big tits almost fall out of her top. Half the time you’re reading emails, the other half you’re choosing if you play it nice, act like a creep, or slowly corrupt them so they’re the ones asking you to stay in the call a little longer. There’s voyeur stuff too, but not in a subtle way. Sometimes the game throws you into these “remote access” scenes where suddenly you’re watching her in her bedroom, phone propped at a weird angle, ass filling half the screen while she thinks nobody is watching. You know that slightly messy AI generated look where the ass is too perfect and the boobs look like they cost half a salary? Yeah, that. It’s not “art”, but it hits that dirty brain spot.

What I liked is how your choices can fuck up everything without a big pop-up yelling at you. You go too hard too fast with one girl, she pulls away, suddenly your video meetings are all cold and formal, and the route quietly locks itself into the “you pushed it, now deal with it” ending. Another time, you play innocent for a while, pretending you care about her workload, and she starts teasing you herself, legs up on the desk during a call, panties clearly visible, pretending she doesn’t notice. Sometimes the endings are weirdly soft, sometimes they’re just “ok you fucked her, credits”, and sometimes the boss shows up and things get way more complicated and way more hot than they should be for an office game. Not everything looks perfect, some AI scenes have that slightly off vibe where a hand is like “what is that finger doing”, but honestly it kind of fits the dirty, not-quite-legal style of the whole story. You’re not here for gallery-level art, you’re here to be a corrupt bastard with a work laptop and too much access to horny coworkers, and the game really leans into that, then pretends it’s about “productivity”.

You open your eyes in a garden that’s way too pretty for how fucked up you feel. You remember dying… kind of. It’s fuzzy, like that morning after too much vodka when you’re checking your phone and praying you didn’t text your ex. Except now the “ex” is literally your life, and instead of hangover you get a smug angel, a smug demon, and a bunch of confused hot dead people who all like girls, guys, both, neither, or “it’s complicated” in different flavors. They tell you this isn’t Heaven, not Hell, just the Garden hanging out in Limbo, like some cosmic waiting room where everyone’s bisexual or worse. You’re told you can pick your body and gender, like character creation but with the weight of “what the fuck am I actually” behind it. Female, male, futa, trans, something in between, something off to the side. The game doesn’t blink. You can just… exist the way you wish you had when you were alive. That alone hit harder than some porn games ever will, honestly. Then five minutes later you’re flirting with a demon girl who looks like she can ruin your life and you’re fine with it.

What really sticks in my head is how one scene goes from tender to horny to sad so fast it feels wrong, in a good way. You’re sitting under this glowing tree with another lost soul, talking about what you regret from your life. They’re quietly telling you about the first time they realized they liked girls, how they kissed a friend behind a church, shaking and happy and terrified. The garden lights reflect in their eyes, they lean closer, and your choices appear. You can joke it away, you can pull them into this slow, nervous kiss, or you can go full thirsty and grab their hips and push them against the tree. If you go thirsty, the way the writing describes hands sliding over still unfamiliar bodies, the awkward “is this okay” mixed with raw need, feels more real than half the polished porn out there. It’s not just “and then boobs appeared, wow.” It’s messy, people hesitate, someone laughs at the wrong time, it reads like two queer disasters horny in Limbo who never got to be honest when they were alive, so now they’re making up for it in one go. There’s even a moment where they say “I never had sex like this when I was alive” and you can answer “me neither” or pretend you were a huge player. Which is funny, because the game will totally call you out later on that lie.

In between the horny stuff, you’re doing trials, talking to angels that act like burnt-out office workers, demons who act like they run a queer nightclub, and other dead people trying to figure out if Heaven is worth the rules, Hell is worth the chaos, or if Limbo is secretly the best place because nobody really knows what the fuck is happening anyway. Sometimes the tone whiplash gets tiring, like you’ll go from heartfelt talk about dysphoria to a gag about someone’s ass in two lines and it almost kills the mood. There are parts where the pacing drags, especially when a character dumps lore on you about how Eden ended up stuck here and you just wanna go back to worrying if that cute trans boy is into you or only into your “tragic backstory.” But then later, one small choice from an earlier date suddenly changes how a big late scene plays out and you realize oh, okay, it was paying attention the whole time. There are multiple routes and endings, you can flirt with women, men, futas, trans characters, some are soft, some are monsters in a sexy way, some are just emotionally unavailable but so hot you try anyway. It’s not afraid to be horny, but it also doesn’t treat sex like the only reward. Sometimes you get a tender cuddle in the afterlife instead of a full-on scene, and weirdly that feels more intimate. Still, I got annoyed that one character keeps mentioning some specific snack from when they were alive and you never actually see it anywhere. No CG, nothing. That bothered me a lot more than it should have. Anyway, it all feels like a queer afterlife dating mess where you can be a lesbian, a dude, a trans futa, whatever, and still end up kissing under a divine tree while arguing about whether Heaven even deserves you.

War has already chewed this world up and spat it out, and Dartanian is just tired. His armor’s still sticky with old blood, his nerves shot, and all he really wants is a quiet corner and a warm body that isn’t trying to kill him. Instead he walks right into Ellie, this demon girl with curved horns, ridiculous tits that barely stay inside her top, and an ass that bounces like it’s personally mocking gravity. The game doesn’t waste much time pretending they’re just “allies” either. One minute you’re creeping through some ruined village where you hear faint growls and broken whispers, the next she’s pushed up against a cracked stone wall, lips at his ear, voice purring in that breathy low tone that sounds way too real through decent headphones. The horror vibe is not just visual, it’s in the audio: those distant wet stomps, the sc*** of something long and sharp on stone, and then her sudden gasp when he grabs her by the hips and pulls her close. That contrast hits hard.

The sex is where the sound design actually flexes. Her moans don’t just loop in a lazy way like many mobile smut games. They rise, crack, sometimes cut off when he thrusts too deep. There’s this one oral scene early on where she gets on her knees in a half-collapsed chapel, stained glass broken, moonlight flickering, and when she takes him in her mouth you get this mix of soft sucking, tongue sliding, and faint little muffled whimpers in her throat. It’s messy in a good way, not clean porn-audio, more like someone actually recorded a real blowjob and layered it. When he finally fucks her properly, the wet slap of skin and that squelchy detail between her thighs is so sharp I had to check my volume on Spotify because I thought something else was playing. Her big ass claps every time he drives into her, and you can hear the weight of it. I’m obsessed with that kind of thing and they almost nailed it. Almost, because there’s this weird tiny squeak in one of the looped animations that kept popping up and now I can’t un-hear it. You probably won’t notice, but once you do, it’s cursed.

The monster girls you meet later are where the audio team went a bit crazy in a good way. One has this half-growl, half-pleasure sound when you start fingering her that slowly melts into these broken, needy moans. Another one’s voice cracks when he slides in and she begs him not to stop in this slightly accented way that made me think of some cheap ASMR I fell asleep to once. The romance angle is actually supported by breathing and tiny noises instead of text: Ellie’s breath gets shaky when Dartanian touches her scars, there’s a moment where she’s on top, riding him slow, big tits bouncing in time with the wet smack below, and in between the thrusts you hear the faint tremble in her voice when she whispers that she doesn’t want the night to end. Then five minutes later you’re in some creepy forest, something unseen is stalking you, the wind is howling, branches cracking, and she’s still catching her breath, little aftershocks in her voice. The game feels a bit rough around the edges and some transitions are clunky, but when it locks into that mix of fear, lust, and intimacy, with every moan and wet noise hitting just right in your ears, it honestly doesn’t matter. Turn the music down, put on good headphones, and let the sound carry the dirty parts for you.

Michael starts out like that dude in every village who swears nothing ever happens there, and somehow the game actually sells that boredom. You click through a couple of sleepy days, fields, mud, stupid chores, that tiny church everyone pretends to respect, and then suddenly your childhood friend Maria is looking at you in a way that is not “we used to eat berries together.” It’s still kind of innocent at first, lots of teasing, light touches, super awkward flirting that feels a bit too real. The game lets you sit in that tension. Slow burn. You get hand-holding, shy hugs, those moments where you both lean in and pull back, then lean in again. And yeah, obviously it doesn’t stay innocent, this is not Sunday school. When the first blowjob scene finally hits, it feels like both of them are about to explode from nerves, not just lust. She fumbles a bit, you can see the little animated hesitation, then she gets into it, drool, gag, eye contact, the whole thing. The camera gets close enough that you kinda forget there’s a “plot” and then suddenly they’re giggling about it afterward like idiots and it goes back to being cute. It’s weirdly sweet for a game that lets you fuck this many people.

The medieval adventure part sneaks up on you like a drunk bard. One moment you’re experimenting with Maria under a tree, her tits spilling out while she rides you with that “I might break if I go harder” pace, and the next you’re getting pulled into some quest nonsense at the edge of the kingdom. The tone keeps swinging between wholesome romance and “ok I just came on three different girls today.” You go from protecting a caravan to getting dragged into a tavern room where a busty barmaid gives you a messy titfuck while another girl kneels between your legs, taking turns on your cock like they practiced this. There’s this one scene in a cramped wagon on a rainy night, your party half-asleep, and you end up slowly fingering Maria under a blanket while she tries not to moan, and it’s more intimate than the full-on group sex tent scene that happens later. That tent scene, by the way, is absolutely stupid in the best way: naked bodies everywhere, some soft interracial combo with a dark-skinned warrior girl grinding on your face while you fuck Maria from behind, anal in one corner, someone getting creampied in another, and the game treats it almost like a messed-up campfire story. People joke, someone cracks a line about “party composition,” and you’re there thinking, yeah, this is what min-maxing charisma was secretly about. The pregnancy hints slide in slowly too, first as light jokes, then as serious “what if” lines during pillow talk, then in a scene where you cum inside Maria and the camera just lingers a bit too long on her hand on her belly. It’s romantic. It’s trashy. It absolutely can’t decide. Which is kind of why it works.

Nothing here is subtle. You start as this horny guy dropped into a very familiar “busted” setup that anyone who’s seen the Y3DF comic will clock in a second, and the game just leans into that with zero shame. Big curves, big attitude, big mistakes. The whole thing is built around catching glimpses you’re not supposed to see, pushing your luck a bit more each click, then pretending you “didn’t mean it” while the camera angle says yeah, you definitely meant it. It feels like peeking through a half‑closed door and then, slowly, that door stops being so closed. There’s this constant teasing rhythm: you get a shot of her walking away, ass swaying like it has its own schedule, a little jiggle animation that plays one second too long, and suddenly you’ve forgotten what choice you were even supposed to make. I liked that a lot. I also kind of hated it because I kept backing up to replay the same scene. The game is short, but it somehow still makes you loop little micro-moments like an addict.

What really got me is how often the game points your eyes exactly where you shouldn’t be looking. You’re “helping” her in the kitchen? Screen is framed so those huge tits are right at the edge of the image, bouncing just enough, like the dev sat there in Blender or whatever and asked “ok, how far can I push this before it looks stupid?” and then pushed it further anyway. There’s groping that starts almost by accident, then the camera pauses, like it’s asking you, are you going to move that hand away or are you going to be the asshole you know you are. Spoiler: you stay the asshole. The voyeur parts hit harder than I expected; watching her in bed from the doorway, seeing those slow animated thrusts when she’s “busy” with someone else, and your character just stands there listening to wet mouth sounds and muffled moans, that was kind of brutal in a good way. NTR fans will grin, others will stare at the screen like “why the fuck am I horny and mad at the same time.” I had one scene where she’s on her knees with her lips wrapped around somebody who very obviously isn’t you, and the game just lets that animation loop while you pick between weak, jealous options that don’t actually fix anything. It’s nasty, in that porn‑you‑don’t‑admit‑you‑like way. The titfuck scene is way softer by comparison, almost affectionate, with her sliding those massive boobs around you like she’s trying to “make things better” in the worst possible way. Still, I kept wishing there was one route where she didn’t cheat, even though I know that would wreck the whole point, so that’s never happening.

The hook here is simple and kinda dirty: your sister spoils you rotten for years, builds you up, then vanishes and throws you the keys to an apartment complex full of horny disasters who clearly never heard about boundaries. You pick if you play as a guy or a girl, but either way you’re the one everyone suddenly wants to impress, seduce, dominate, or milk like some perverted space-cow. It sounds like typical harem fantasy, and yeah, it is, but wrapped in this weird mix of romance and power play where one second you’re awkwardly trying to be a responsible landlord, and the next you’re elbow-deep in someone’s cleavage, trying not to think about how soft and warm and oh shit she’s pushing your head down further.

What I really liked is how the “pickup line” thing kind of sneaks up on you. The game doesn’t say “this is the flirting system” with big glowing text. You just start talking to tenants, and the dialogue branches suddenly care a lot about how bold or submissive you act. Pick a cheesy line with the shy lesbian tenant, and she blushes so hard you feel like a bully… then later she surprises you by pinning you to the wall and making you whimper. Try the same line on the confident femdom chick and she laughs like you’re a little toy and makes you prove you deserve to even look at her tits. I had one moment where I thought I was being smooth with a “romantic” reply, and the game answered with: “You say that while staring at her nipples.” That’s when I realized this thing is not interested in staying subtle.

The sex itself swings around a lot. You get soft, cuddly lesbian scenes where two girls just touch and kiss slowly, fingers exploring, hands on hips, careful teasing, and then out of nowhere someone pulls out toys that look like they belong in a sci-fi lab, presses them against swollen breasts and starts talking about how full she wants to feel. There’s a lot of focus on big tits, not just as decoration, but as actual gameplay focus: teasing, groping, titfucking, even milking. I spent way too long on one scene where I was just watching text describe how milk ran down her chest in thin lines and pooled around her nipples while you keep thrusting between them. It sounds stupid when I write it, but in the moment I was just scrolling like “yeah, go on, more detail, don’t stop here.” Then later in a different route the same body is treated totally different, more like a throne you kneel under while she uses your face or your cock without asking. Femdom fans will see the strings immediately. The domination swings between playful and actually kind of mean, especially if you lean into the “serve me” options. You get hand jobs that start as a reward and end as punishment, anal scenes that flip who’s in control mid-thrust, creampies that feel earned, not just “you came, congrats.” I wish the romance side was a bit stronger in some branches, but it also fits this messy tone where everyone is half in love, half horny, half lying to themselves. Yes, that’s three halves. Shut up.

The only thing that actually annoyed me is tiny: the way some lines repeat when you’re trying different approaches with the same girl, especially the landlord talk when all you want is to get back to the part where she threatens to sit on your face if you don’t answer correctly. It breaks the flow when you’ve already seen that text five times. But then suddenly you get a new variation of a scene where your character, male or female, gets dragged into a bed, toy pressed against them, and the tenant says something like “You’re in charge of this building, but I’m in charge of this body,” and my brain just forgets to be annoyed. There’s something funny about how often the game pretends to care about rent and cleaning schedules while the actual content is full-on groping in stairwells, panties pushed aside for quick vaginal fucks, tenants competing for your attention, and you trying to juggle being in control with being completely dominated. One route has you slowly building a kind of accidental harem, another route has you stuck under one woman’s heel, and in between you still toss out pickup lines like you’re on some cursed Tinder where everyone is horny and too honest. I kept thinking “this is too much” and then clicking the dirtiest option anyway.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company?