Max starts out as this broke dude in a cramped place, surrounded by women who are way too hot for that shitty apartment. Mom is trying to keep everything together, pretending she’s just a “normal” mother, while her body is screaming another story every time she bends over the table. The two sisters are different flavors of trouble. One has that cute teen attitude, fake innocence, all “oh big brother, what are you doing in my room?”, the other already walks around the house like she’s auditioning for a porn shoot she doesn’t know is happening yet. Then suddenly this huge house drops on your head from the missing dad, with a pool so big it feels obscene, and no money to match it. So you’re poor as hell in a rich place, stuck in a sexy zoo where every cage is unlocked. The game basically asks: how much of a pervert can you be without anyone throwing you out.

What really sells it is how it plays with corruption. At first, everyone acts like family is family, “we don’t do that”, all shy and careful. You peek at mom in the shower “by accident”, she yells, covers herself, but you still remember the shape of her tits more than the shouting. A little later, you catch her late at night, alone with a glass of wine, robe half open, and the game lets you push your luck. One compliment turns into a hand on her hip, that turns into you noticing she doesn’t pull away, and suddenly the “good mother” is letting you stare too long at her cleavage. Same with the sisters. You start with stupid harmless things like “oh, your skirt is too short” while your eyes are down there for way too long, and end up with your cock in someone’s mouth while she’s glaring up at you, half pissed, half turned on. The first time you cum in a mouth here, it actually feels like you crossed some line that shouldn’t be crossed, not just clicked through another scene. And the game laughs about it, throws in little jokes, stupid memes, like it knows this whole situation is fucked up and still keeps poking you to go deeper. The humor is kind of trashy, sometimes it lands, sometimes it feels like that awkward friend who repeats the same dirty joke, but somehow that also fits the vibe. You spy on them, you listen at doors, you stand at the edge of the pool pretending to check the water while you’re just staring at wet panties. There are moments where you wish the money side of the story did more, but it mostly exists to justify why everyone is stuck together, touching way more than any normal family should. And yeah, the small stuff like certain lines repeating or one scene dragging too long will annoy you, but by the time mom is slowly getting used to your hands on her ass and the “innocent” sister is kneeling between your legs, gagging a little while you hold her head and fill her mouth, you won’t be thinking about that at all.

It’s weird how this game feels both filthy and kinda wholesome at the same time. Like, you’re just a farmer, right? Doing your chores, minding your crops, and suddenly there’s this pig-girl princess showing up in your barn acting like she owns the place. She’s spoiled as hell but somehow adorable, rolling her eyes while asking you to “show her how humans do it.” The writing doesn’t even pretend to be subtle - one second you’re talking about feeding pigs, next thing you’re milking something that definitely isn’t a cow. The transitions are janky in a funny way, like the devs knew exactly what they were doing and didn’t care if it made sense. Honestly, I respect that kind of chaos.

The humor hits that perfect spot between dumb and clever. There’s a scene where the royal advisor tries to lecture you about “proper conduct with livestock” while you’re literally hiding behind hay bales with the princess moaning your name. It’s stupidly hot and stupidly funny. And the futa twist? Didn’t see that coming (pun totally intended). The first time it happens, you just stare for a second like - wait, did that just grow? But it works because the tone never shifts into serious mode; it stays playful, teasing, constantly flirting with absurdity. There’s even a lactation gag that somehow turns into a group scene, and by then you’ve stopped questioning logic entirely. You just go with it.

I kinda wish the farmer had more dialogue options though; sometimes he just grunts or blushes when you want him to say something dirtier. But maybe that’s part of the charm - you project your own filth onto him. The art style’s got that soft, round look that makes everything feel warm even when it’s absolute debauchery. And yeah, I laughed out loud when the princess called herself “royal pork” mid-handjob. Who writes that? Whoever they are, they get it. It’s horny, messy, self-aware, and doesn’t apologize for any of it.

Imagine waking up in a house where every hallway is basically a walking erection test. Three women, all living with you, all built like some artist on Pixiv got drunk and decided gravity is optional. Big tits bouncing when they move from the kitchen to the couch, tight shirts that are trying their best but absolutely losing the fight, and you, the "normal" college guy who is supposed to care about classes while those are just there every morning. Shower running, panties on the bathroom door, someone bending over the fridge for way too long. At first it feels like a typical horny roommate fantasy, but then the day hits a loop and suddenly you are stuck in the same morning wood, over and over, like Groundhog Day with more nipples and less philosophy. Or actually, weirdly, more philosophy, because when you are forced to repeat the same day with the same people, every choice in this game feels less like "which scene do I unlock" and more like "what kind of pervert am I becoming on the 37th try."

The nice thing is how the game lets you slide between being a semi-decent romantic idiot and a full-on touch-her-ass-while-she-is-not-looking bastard. You go to college, pretend to pay attention in class, flirt with students who are technically "teens" in the sense of age but written like hentai archetypes with huge boobs that make school uniforms look like weak cosplay. You can hit the dating routes, send those dumb text messages that sound like something you typed too fast on WhatsApp, and if you play it right, it flips into surprisingly soft moments. Like kissing after a bad exam, or holding hands on the couch while some show drones in the background and her toes are casually running along your leg, and then she just pushes her foot right into your lap and grins. Foot fetish stuff is not just thrown in as one extra scene. It creeps into the routine. Sitting at the table, you feel her heel against your crotch while everyone else talks about midterms. That first time her soles slide over your dick under the blanket, and there is voice acting with that breathy "is this okay?" that obviously means "keep going" and you are there, not thinking about Kant at all.

It calls itself a sandbox and it kind of is, but more like a messy bedroom sandbox where you keep finding new porn mags under the bed. You go from room to room, unlock scenes by doing chores, studying, or just being a little creep at the right time. One morning you help with laundry and end up pressing against her from behind as you "guide" her hands, your fingers brushing her big breasts while pretending to explain something. Another loop, you just stay in the living room, grind some affection points, and suddenly there is a group movie night that turns into accidental groping under a shared blanket, her boobs pressed on your arm, everyone pretending not to notice how close things are getting. The humor hits in weird places, like when a serious confession turns into a joke about how often you stare at her chest, and then two seconds later she just kneels between your legs and takes you in her mouth like this was always the logical next step. Not everything is perfect, some events repeat a bit too much before the hot version unlocks, and there was one time I kept triggering the same "go study" scene and started hating that desk chair on a personal level, but when a milf character leans against the kitchen counter, looks you dead in the eyes, and slowly lifts her top so those huge tits spill free, any annoyance kind of dissolves. The whole loop thing makes every blowjob, every risky exhibitionism scene on campus, every awkward romantic confession feel like a small rebellion against time itself, like yeah, the day resets, but that moment where she wraps her toes around your cock and whispers your name? That feels permanent.

You wake up already dead, which is a hell of a way to start a porn game, and this tiny chaotic goth gremlin called Misty is like “yeah ok, you fucked up, but I’m bored so here’s a new life, new town, don’t screw it up again.” Next thing you know, you’re in Mystic Ville, looking totally normal on the outside while walking around with magic in your pants. Not a metaphor. She literally dumped her powers into you and then acts surprised when you immediately start using them to peek under skirts, freeze time to stare at bouncing tits, and accidentally grope someone in slow motion. The whole thing plays like a horny cartoon series where you just tap around, click on random stuff, and suddenly you’ve got a naked girl stuck halfway in a changing booth, ass out, and you’re there deciding if you’re gonna help her… or “help” her. The game knows exactly what you’re here for, too. It throws you into these little episodes, like you go to a cosplay shop “just to look” and five minutes later there’s a busty catgirl on her knees fiddling with your zipper while pretending she dropped something. There’s this one bathroom scene where you’re using your powers to see through the damn stall and the girl inside starts touching herself, and the camera just hangs there, focusing way too long on her fingers and her thighs squeezing together. I actually had to pause because my phone got hot. Real hot. Or maybe that was just me. Anyway, the humor hits weirdly good sometimes, like Misty popping up mid jerk session to roast you for being a perv while you’re literally still stroking it. The MC talks a bit like a horny Reddit user, which is stupid, but it made me laugh once when he tried to act romantic and then immediately asked if her boobs were real. And the town looks all cute and cozy, but every second girl you meet is stacked and wearing something that clearly fails every dress code ever made. At one point I was trying to follow this “serious” plot about monsters in town, but then a vampire chick bent over a desk with her big ass filling the screen completely nuked my attention span and I forgot why I came there. I mean why the character came there. Whatever. The mobile version is honestly too dangerous in public. It plays fine, tap to move, tap to talk, tap to touch what you probably shouldn’t, and the animated scenes are way more intense than the still stuff. There’s this blowjob scene where the girl keeps eye contact the whole time, cheeks bulging, spit running down, and the movement is just rough enough to feel a bit messy, not all perfect loop like some sterile porn. It’s not even subtle about the harem thing, either. You flirt with one girl, fondle another, spy on the shy one masturbating behind her curtains, use your powers to mess with clothes, then the game is like “yeah they all kinda like you now, keep going.” Romance is there, I guess, in a horny anime way. They blush, you tease, they flash you “by accident,” you go home and nut over it. And then Misty shows up again, annoyed you’re using godlike power mostly to see nipples. She complains, threatens you, then hands you more ways to be a degenerate. Honestly she might be the real pervert here.

Mark drags his ass back to his hometown thinking he’s just crashing at the old house for a while, and the whole thing instantly turns into a slow-motion sex disaster. Dad is gone, ran off to the Caribbean with his side piece after quietly robbing his company blind for years, and left behind a wrecked family home, a broke ex-girlfriend, and a pile of debts that might as well scream “you’re screwed” in neon. The “solution”? Turn the house into a college-style dorm and stuff it with girls who already know Mark way too well. Childhood friends, twins who used to tease him when he was still a virgin, a neighbor milf with that tight yoga-ass that makes you pause the game just to stare, and a couple of ex-crushes who suddenly don’t seem so out of reach now that everything is falling apart. The mood jumps all over the place: one moment you’re joking about the house turning into a horny hostel, the next you’re in a quiet POV scene where an old flame is jerking you off on the couch, voice quivering, whispering how she missed “this” while you were away, and yeah, she means exactly what you think.

What hits first isn’t some big dramatic twist but the way the girls remember things you forgot. Like that one scene with the chocolate cake in the kitchen where one of the twins licks cream from her finger way too slow and says “you used to watch me do this when we were kids, you perv” while her tits basically rest on the counter. You get options that look harmless, then five clicks later she’s on her knees giving sloppy oral, moaning in your language headset-style, and you realize you dug your own horny grave. The humor keeps undercutting the filth too: you can be elbow-deep in a lactation scene with a milf who “just needs some relief” and in the middle of a titfuck she cracks a joke about charging rent for every creampie you leave in the house. It should kill the mood, but it somehow makes it hotter, because it feels like real people messing around, not plastic porn robots. Some routes lean pure romance, like falling asleep after anal with a girl who cuddles you, talking about future babies and maybe pregnancy, while other paths let you drift into group sex chaos where three girls fight over whose turn it is to ride you, one sitting on your face, another grinding on your dick, someone else just quietly masturbating in the corner because she “likes to watch.” There are endings you can feel coming and others that sneak up, like screwing the wrong person behind someone’s back, that little netori twist where you pretend it’s just a handjob in the shower and suddenly you’ve ruined a relationship you were actually starting to care about. Best way to enjoy all of it? Be a little reckless. Say yes when the twins ask you to help them “study,” don’t skip the teasing scenes, let people get jealous, let mistakes pile up, and save often so you can go back and see what happens if you let the shy girl be the one who finally climbs on top and fucks you until she’s shaking.

Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

In the dim-lit pub, Jake and his naughty friend Lola scan the room with one goal in mind - scouting for the perfect girl to spice up their evening with a threesome. With mischievous grins, they plot how to charm the sexiest woman into their game.

Help them pick the ideal partner from the eclectic mix of club-goers, each promising a different kind of pleasure. Feel the pulse quicken as the night unfolds, and your choices lead to a messy, sweaty orgy.

As the three melt together in a whirlwind of lust, humor, and unfiltered fun, the night becomes a nonstop sexual rollercoaster. Every kink, every moan, and every dirty joke builds a world where your choices shape the madness.

Your moves dictate the rhythm and intensity of their wild ride, making each replay a fresh rush of erotic chaos.

From teasing whispers to relentless pounding, you control the course of this sultry nightclub saga.

No need to hold back - dive headfirst into a world where your choices spark a blazing, unforgettable orgy.

Command the chaos, fuel the fire, and revel in every filthy moment as they lose themselves to pleasure.

The village is burning, everybody screams about prophecy and clan wars, and you’re just there with your dick in your hand, realizing your family was hiding the wildest shit from you for generations. That is basically the feeling here. One second you are this “normal guy,” next second some ancient enemy shows up, kidnaps half the ninja world, and you find out that the only way to fix anything is to run around a big messy sandbox full of horny kunoichi who all, for some reason, need your cock more than therapy. It starts almost like a joke. You meet Hinata and she is shy, gentle, blushing, doing that soft eye thing while hinting that she is ready to “help” with your training. Two scenes later you’re getting your soul sucked out by her in a storage room while her husband is technically part of the plot somewhere out there. The game just goes “yeah, that’s a problem, but also look at her lips” and honestly I respect that.

What really hits is how it mixes this “hero must save everyone” story with the dirtiest family and village drama. You jump from Milf Tsunade grinding on you in some half-serious “medical exam,” to Sarada pretending she only wants to learn combat, then suddenly she is on her knees, drooling on your shaft in an alley while you keep checking if anyone is watching. The voyeur thing keeps coming back in small ways, like catching Temari touching herself through her shorts when she thinks no one is around, or spying on Mikoto in the bath, water sliding off her tits while she stares into distance like she already knows she is going to end up bent over for you anyway. Then the game hits you with loli stuff like Himawari or Hanabi looking way too eager to prove themselves and you sit there thinking, “ok, I am going to hell,” but you keep clicking. There is this one route where you corrupt a virgin girl so slowly, with teasing, little gropes, “accidental” touches during combat training, that by the time you finally go deep inside her she is begging you to breed her like you did to her mom. It is wrong on like ten levels and still hot as fuck.

The whole thing is also weirdly funny. Half the time it feels like a parody of the original series, like when Anko turns a serious mission briefing into a blowjob under the table, or when Karin keeps pretending she cares about “bloodlines” right before letting you rail her raw, talking about making the strongest baby while you are already cumming in her. One moment you’re involved in this heavy clan plot, with enemies, old grudges, revenge, and in the next scene Chocho jumps on you, riding you like some cheap motel toy, saying she deserves “main heroine” treatment. There is cheating everywhere, husbands and dads in danger while their wives and daughters moan your name. Sakura choking on your cock, Kurenai acting like a proper teacher until she spreads her legs and asks you to fill her just so she can “understand the corruption.” The game never really pretends to be moral. It just lets you stack a full harem of milfs, teens, lolis, Uzumaki redheads, Uchiha princesses, the whole village basically, and slowly turn them into your personal breeding toys, one by one, with vaginal, anal, oral, messy cumshots, pregnancy talk, the whole package. Every route feels like another bad ending for them and a secret happy ending for you, and if that sentence makes you smile even a little, yeah, this thing is made exactly for you.

You wander into this little bar scene, kind of basic at first glance, and there she is at the counter: this cute girl who looks familiar in a way that itches at the back of your brain. Not some overdesigned hentai goddess, more like that one girl you always notice in the same Discord server, then suddenly realize you’ve seen her avatar everywhere. She’s clearly bothered by something, kind of lost in her own head, and the whole game basically pushes you into that “ok, I’m gonna talk to her or I’ll regret it forever” moment. From there it turns into this weirdly comfy mix of small talk, teasing, and slowly turning everything way hornier than it has any right to be. At the start her body looks pretty normal, on the busty side but nothing insane, and you’re just chatting, picking options, trying not to sound like a total creep. Then week by week, your little bar hangouts shift from “hey, how was your day” to “wait, were her tits that big last time?” and your brain is trying to focus on her problems, but your eyes are just screaming. Her chest swells, her ass fills out, clothes start losing their battle. The game kind of leans into that “oh god, it’s still growing” energy, and if you are into that, yeah, it absolutely scratches it.

There is this nice bullshit-free quality to it. No 40 systems stacked on top of each other like a gacha hell; you just go on weekly meets, watch her body change, nudge her personality, flirt harder, hit those horny choices and slowly push things from shy bar conversations to straight-up filthy stuff. One minute you are comforting her about how weird her body feels, next minute you’re watching her squeeze her own tits that clearly do not fit in that top anymore, and the writing does not shy away from the messy parts. There is cum, there is rougher stuff once you get her there, and when you finally push it to sex, it is not some gentle lovey dovey thing, it’s very “I’ve been staring at these massive boobs and ass for weeks and now I’m just going to fuck you like I mean it.” When the release hits, the game actually lets it feel heavy and sticky, like you painted her with it, instead of just one lame little line of text. But yeah, it is short. Like, almost annoyingly short right now. You get into the groove, her curves finally go from “big” to “cartoonishly huge” and then scene, credits, thanks for playing. Some choices feel like they will matter a lot more than they actually do, and you can kind of tell this is early build stuff. I kept waiting for her wardrobe to react more to the body changes too, not just “slightly tighter version of same outfit”, but the game never fully goes wild with that yet and it lowkey bugs me more than it should. Still, for something this new and unpolished, the pacing of the growth is weirdly addictive, like checking the same subreddit every day just to see if someone posted new expansion art. It’s raunchy, it’s clumsy, it knows exactly what fetish it wants to feed, and it doesn’t pretend to be anything deeper. You meet a troubled girl at a bar, watch her tits and ass blow up over time, talk her through it, then absolutely ruin her with sex. Honestly, that’s the whole charm.

Evil mage steals a rival’s body, grabs his fancy tower and all the arcane toys inside, then immediately gets cockblocked by three clueless apprentices banging on the front gate. That’s basically the setup, but the game leans hard into the fun side of being the bastard in charge. You’re not some shy virgin hero; you’re a smug asshole already sitting on the throne, trying to corrupt three walking disasters in robes and cleavage. One’s a big titty muscle girl who looks like she could bench the castle walls and your face at the same time, one’s a blonde with that “I read one spellbook and now I think I know everything” energy, and one’s a quieter brunette who you just know is hiding some kinky brainrot under that polite smile. All three of them worship the guy whose body you stole, so the whole thing is you pretending to be him while slowly twisting their faith, their morals, and yeah, their legs.

The writing doesn’t waste time on “oh no, is this wrong?” stuff. It dives straight into teasing, power games, and that nice slow burn where you keep pushing boundaries until suddenly you’re using magic to pin a knight girl against a stone wall and she’s moaning your stolen name like a prayer. One scene had me laughing because you’re in this grand hall, supposed to act like the wise archmage, and instead you’re trying not to stare at the blonde’s tits bouncing while she lectures you about “responsible magic usage”. Bro, she’s scolding the evil mage with a stolen body and doesn’t notice a thing. Peak comedy. Then five clicks later she’s kneeling between your legs, talking about “serving the realm” with a straight face while your cock is basically her new holy relic. That shift is where the game shines: choices look simple on screen, but suddenly they branch into “soft corruption” or straight “shut up and obey, whore” territory, depending how much of a bastard you feel like being that click.

What I liked most is how it keeps the domination fantasy playful instead of just screaming edge all the time. You can be cruel, yeah, but the humor keeps peeking through, like the demon girl who pops in acting like tech support from hell, giving you tips on how to break minds and backs in the same evening. There’s even a scene with an armored knight chick, all righteous and shiny, getting used as a toy in the tower dungeon, the kind of “I’ll never yield” speech while she’s literally riding you raw. Interracial stuff pops up without making a big fuss about it; it’s just part of the world, like “oh yeah, here’s a demon with purple skin and hips wide enough to block a doorway, obviously she wants to help you corrupt the apprentices”. Not everything is perfect; sometimes a line lands a bit cringe, like something you’d see in a horny Reddit thread, and a few transitions feel like the writer clicked “fast forward to sex” in their own brain. But then you get a moment where the muscle girl casually lifts you a little while kissing you against those old castle stones, and your evil mage is thrown off his own dominance for a second, and it feels weirdly hot and funny at once. You go from serious fantasy castle vibes to “haha, ripped spell mommy” in one scene. It’s messy, horny, sometimes clumsy, but that’s exactly why it works here.