This thing starts like a drunk DnD session that got horny and never sobered up. You’re dropped into this little adventuring family circus: a Paladin you actually pick the sex for right away (male, female, futa, go wild), a Barbarian wife who has big “break the door and then ride you on the splinters” energy, and a Druid daughter who’s way too observant about everyone’s sex life. The game just pretends this situation is normal. No slow build. One moment you’re choosing attack options, next moment you’re basically debating if you should watch your own wife get pounded by someone else while you kind of like it and kind of hate yourself. I liked that. I hated that. I liked that I hated it. You get the idea.

The tone is weird in a good way. One scene has you arguing about tactics in a dungeon, and five lines later you’ve got a smug elf femboy shaking his ass in front of your wife like he’s farm-testing her loyalty. It’s not some clean “press button, get sex” thing either; you’re steering conversations that feel like they’re about honor, trust, party dynamics, then they slowly twist into “ok, who is going to fuck who and who is forced to watch.” The netorare bits hit hardest when you didn’t think you were choosing that, but then the Barbarian is moaning another name and you’re like “oh, right, that option.” I played on my phone in Chrome at first and had this moment where I alt-tabbed to Telegram mid-scene, came back, and the Druid was calmly describing exactly how wet one of the monster girls was while I’d forgotten where the hell the dialogue thread even started. By the way, the auto-forward sometimes feels too jumpy and I keep wanting to tweak it one tiny notch slower and always forget, which annoys me more than it should.

Then there’s the Undine futa, who basically steals the entire show. The story keeps pretending she has a “secret” like you can’t see this coming a mile away, but when everything finally comes out, the game really plays with it. You get routes where she focuses on the women in the group, and it isn’t just “haha, she has a dick, funny,” it’s more like “how deep can we go into turning the Paladin into a jealous mess while every female body in the party gets thoroughly re-plumbed.” I kinda wish there was a path where she went harder on the Paladin too, then again I don’t, because the whole fantasy hangs on that frustration and cheating vibe. Some of the funniest bits are actually right before the sex, like when characters try to talk all noble about temptations and duty while a succubus fire mage is casually describing in detail how she’s going to suck the soul out through someone’s cock. The humor hits at odd times, like after a really rough scene, someone drops a throwaway line that made me actually snort, then it jumps back into a blowjob choice menu without warning. If you want to wring every filthy drop out of it, don’t rush: manually save before big emotional choices, say yes when your gut screams no, and let the mess happen instead of trying to protect everyone. The most fucked up stuff hides behind the “this is a bad idea” options.

Lana is exactly that kind of girl who can quote some science crap and still forget to wear panties to a job interview, and the whole game leans hard into that. You’re thrown into this city where normal reality sort of leaks into a magic one, and it feels less like some epic quest and more like watching a very horny car crash in slow motion. One moment she’s at some boring office trying to act professional, the next she’s dragged through a glowing alley door into a brothel run by an elf madam with tits that look like they break basic physics. It’s not subtle. At all. You just kind of roll with it, because every “career choice” Lana makes has a high chance of ending with her on her knees, or on her back, or bent over some filthy counter while a monster negotiates her holes like it’s comparing prices. And yeah, most scenes are optional, but if you’re like me and chasing the dirtiest gallery possible, you’ll be abusing every voyeur angle, clicking every suspicious door and harassing every NPC until someone finally agrees to fuck her brains out on screen.

What really tripped me out is how the game swings from goofy jokes to straight-up filthy in like two lines of dialogue. Lana will say something smart, then five seconds later she’s letting some smug elf sorcerer “test her magical potential” by shoving his cock in her mouth and telling her to focus or he’ll switch to anal. There’s this early scene where she takes a “massage job” because the pay is high and she totally pretends not to know what that means. You can play it shy and keep it to handwork, or you push her and suddenly she’s giving messy oral, drool on her chin, trying to keep eye contact like a good little professional while the client decides he wants to finish in her pussy instead. First time I triggered the creampie variant there I just stared at the screen like “ok, this game is not joking around”. Same with the monster gigs. One quest looks like a normal escort deal in the slums, then you find out the client is half-beast, half-something, and the scene slowly turns from rough but human into this stretched, sloppy, half-magical fuck where her ass is glowing, he’s growling, and the game basically goes “yeah she’s still technically a virgin in one world, not in the other, figure that out yourself”. There’s even a weird almost-wholesome family angle that goes off the rails quick: a scene where you’re spying through a crack, catching Lana and a certain “too close” relative getting handsy on a couch, joking around, then her shirt is off, his hand is under her skirt, and you get that nasty, forbidden feeling in your gut that means the devs knew exactly what they were doing.

The strongest part, for me chasing leaderboard-level filth, is how it rewards you for being nosy and kind of evil. Refuse one gig and you stay relatively “pure”, accept the shady magical contract and suddenly she’s working nights in a fantasy brothel, juggling human and non-human clients, learning actual magic spells that are basically excuses for new sex setups: levitation used to spread her legs and keep her hanging in the air while some dark-skinned warrior pounds her from below, or a charm that makes her nipples hypersensitive so a simple tit grope scene turns into her moaning like she’s getting railed. There’s an interracial scene in a cheap motel where you think she’s just doing regular vaginal, then the guy flips her, spits on her asshole and pushes in while calling her his “little scholar whore”, and the animation doesn’t cut away, it stays with the whole slow push, the little panic in her eyes, then that switch when she starts moving back against him on her own. I kinda hate how the game occasionally wastes time on dumb jokes in between those bangers, like a five-minute gag about shitty city transport while I’m just sitting there, cock in hand, yelling at the screen. And it never fixes that pacing. It just keeps being this messy, horny thing where Lana is always one bad decision away from sucking off a stranger in an alley for rent money, getting filled by some magical beast, or accidentally turning a simple job into full prostitution. Honestly, I was gonna complain more about how the UI buttons are slightly off-center in one menu but I keep forgetting because every route I pick ends with her dripping, stretched, or stuffed in some new way, and I kind of respect that.

This one feels like you woke up in some cheap fantasy hentai, but everyone accidentally got way more backstory than expected. You start as the usual dude with too many women orbiting him, but the moment that witch girl walks into your house, the whole family vibe flips. She’s all mysterious and smug, pretending she’s just passing by, and five minutes later she is basically tangled in the daily life of your mother, your sisters, those twins who are a bit too touchy for “just siblings”, and even that MILF neighbor who keeps bending over right in front of the window like she’s doing an OnlyFans preview. The game leans hard into the first person stuff, like it really wants you to feel that she is staring straight into your eyes when she jerks you off slowly, whispering about “changing fate” while your cock is the only thing actually changing. And the magic? Mostly an excuse to have girls flashing tits at the worst possible time, teleporting into bathrooms, and “accidentally” mind controlling someone into stripping in the living room while the rest of the family walks past.

Sex scenes hit that messy, not-romantic-at-all mood I like. First blowjob with the witch is not some clean, perfect porn thing. She gags a little, drool everywhere, her mascara almost running, and she keeps looking up with that crazed ahegao face like she’s half drunk on cum and half trying to see your future in your dick. There is this group moment later, where the twins corner you in the hallway, one pressing your hand on her ass while the other slowly guides your cock between her thighs, using her body like a warm toy. They tease you to pick who gets the creampie, but of course the game is a tease too and drags it out, tossing in the witch spying from the stairs. She pretends she is just “observing destinies” while fingering herself. That scene stuck in my head, mostly because of how fucked it gets when the camera stays glued to your POV and you only catch glimpses of boobs and asses around you, like a chaotic harem storm. Also, the sound sliders are a small thing, but cranking up the moans and lowering the text box opacity on my phone felt oddly satisfying. I was playing on Android Chrome, half-screened while fake-working on Google Sheets, and I almost tapped the wrong window when one of the girls started yelling your name during anal. Still a bit annoying you need to pause and dig into the menu for the gallery, but then you open it and realize you already missed two scenes because you picked the “nice” option earlier. Fate is a bitch, yeah, but that’s kind of the point here. Everyone smiles, flirts, jokes, you think it’s all comfy romance, and then the story drops some darker hint about people dying in other timelines and you suddenly notice how clingy the witch is, how she talks about “keeping you” like you’re a pet. Sex keeps getting hotter, more daring, more exhibitionist stuff, peeking on girls masturbating through cracked doors, titfucking in the kitchen while someone walks by behind the frosted glass. The more the harem grows, the more it feels like you are walking toward a bad end that will taste amazing going down. Honestly, if this game doesn’t end in tears, curses and a broken family, I’ll be a little disappointed.

This one throws you into Springfield in a really weird way. You’re not Homer or Bart, you’re some random young guy who suddenly finds out he’s related to Mr. Burns, like the one sperm he forgot to freeze properly or something, and now old, wrinkly, pissed-off Burns is kind of broke. Not broken in spirit, just broke in money. So he drags you into his mess and calls it an “internship”. Of course you don’t get paid, except in tits, asses and trouble. The whole thing plays like a point and click sandbox, and Springfield becomes your horny playground. You walk around town, poke at stuff, click on hot spots, talk to people, unlock scenes. In practice that means you are “helping” save the empire by doing every dirty favor possible, and a lot of them involve his favorite yellow MILF with gravity-proof boobs.

Marge is the real center of all this, even when she’s pretending she’s not. The game treats her like a holy relic of big tits and big ass. She’s not just background mom, she’s the main reward for being a good little intern. The way the story sets it up is kind of fun: you end up in the Simpsons house a lot, pretending you’re handling some “business stuff” for Burns, but you’re mostly staring at her huge boobs while she bends over with that big blue hair wobbling a bit. Sometimes she wears that usual green dress, sometimes something more tight, and yeah, there are scenes where you push her way out of that “faithful wife” role. What I liked is that the game doesn’t rush it too fast in the beginning. You run lame errands, click through dialog, test different time slots, and then suddenly one small choice opens this totally lewd situation in the kitchen or living room where she’s blushing and you’re trying not to stare at her nipples poking through. And failing. The humor hits nice too, kind of dumb but on purpose. Burns talking about “asset management” while the camera basically stares at Marge’s ass in the same room feels very on-brand for this parody. I kept catching myself clicking every stupid painting on the wall like a raccoon, because sometimes there’s an extra porn mag or a dirty joke hidden there that has nothing to do with progress, but it makes the world feel more dirty and alive.

Then you have Lisa in the mix, and the tone swings to something more sneaky and taboo. She’s not just there as background; she actually pokes her nose into your “intern” work. There are moments where she’s suspicious, and you’re juggling conversations, pretending you care about homework or environmental shit, while your real goal is to keep her from catching what you do with her mom. At the same time, the game gives her own corrupt path, so if you go that route it gets pretty fucking spicy. There’s something twisted about helping her with some project and realizing half the choices you make are slowly making her more open to weird, adult stuff. It’s uncomfortable in a way that clearly knows it’s wrong, but that’s also the fetish for a lot of people who are here, so the game doesn’t shy away from it. I actually got stuck once because I forgot which day she was in which location and I had to check some random fan-made schedule someone posted on Reddit from their Google Drive screenshots. That’s the kind of nonsense only sandbox lovers tolerate. If you want every dirty scene, you’ll need a little patience: talk to Marge in different rooms, annoy Lisa with multiple dialog options, help Burns with his degenerate “business plans”, and don’t be scared to re-check old locations after plot jumps. Half of the hottest stuff triggered for me only when I came back at a “wrong” time and clicked the same door I ignored before. There’s this nice feeling when you finally unlock a new Marge pose or a new Lisa reaction and you know it came from you messing around instead of following some boring arrow. If you play it slowly, save often, and actually enjoy being a nosy asshole in every room of the house, the game really rewards you with more than just one quick cum scene. Take your time in Springfield, watch every little body language change, and squeeze every filthy drop the writers buried in those yellow curves.

This thing starts kind of goofy and horny at the same time, which hits my nostalgia brain pretty hard. Back when I was hiding on Newgrounds and F95 in shitty school computers, all the lewd stuff tried to be “serious” and edgy, and here you get this Halloween ghost-hunting crew that is absolutely not professional at all. You’re supposed to be managing this little team for some fake-ass TV show called “The Ghost Hunt”, but half the time it feels like herding perverts who accidentally got cameras and EMF meters. The first scene where you’re interviewing your crew cracked me up: you ask a simple work question and in two clicks it turns into “so if a ghost possessed my panties, would you still film?” kind of thing. It’s stupid, and horny, and feels like exactly the kind of trash I was playing on Kongregate while pretending it was “just a visual novel, not porn”.

What I liked a lot is how small choices keep nudging the vibe. You can push the team to be “professional” and they still end up in some ridiculous sexual mess during a haunted house pre-check. I had one run where I tried to be serious manager, checking equipment, asking about safety, and then the redhead just casually drops something like “If a spirit wants my body, I’m not saying no” and the dialogue options are all some flavor of “ok but we’re filming it”. She is such a classic old-school porn VN redhead too: that messy teasing, fake innocence, the kind of girl who will call you “boss” with a smirk while holding a ghost detector way too close to her tits so it keeps beeping. I like her, then sometimes I hate her, often in the same scene. At one point I was sure the game wants me to take her side, then suddenly she’s roasting the MC for being a creep and I was like, yeah, fair. The writing flips like that a lot. It’s not deep, but it feels like someone actually horny wrote it, not a committee.

Sex scenes are built up with jokes more than tension, which is weirdly hot. There’s one early investigation in an abandoned hotel where the crew argues if they should turn off the lights “for atmosphere” and you know damn well it’s just an excuse to push people into each other in the dark. When the “ghost activity” starts, it’s half horror, half “oops my clothes are slipping, maybe the ghost did it”. I usually hate that “comedy first, sex second” pacing, but here it sort of works because the MC is clearly in on the bullshit, not pretending to be some noble hero. The spooky parts are light horror, like old Flash games that tried to be scary but instead made you horny because the girl screams and grabs you. There’s this one stupid little detail that stuck in my head: the sound of the EMF reader going off right when a character starts moaning. It’s such a tiny, cheesy timing trick, and it made me laugh every single time, and then I started to wait for it like Pavlov dog. I actually wish they would stop doing that after a while, but they don’t, and now my brain just links beeping to fucking, which is probably not healthy. The management side is barely management, more like an excuse to pick who flirts with whom before the next spooky blowjob in the hallway, and yet I found myself min-maxing like an idiot, trying to get the “perfect” setup for more redhead screen time. It makes no sense. Also the UI spacing on some choice menus annoys me and I am still annoyed and it will never get fixed. But the whole thing has this messy, horny Halloween-night-with-a-bad-porn-parody energy that reminded me of playing trashy ghost hentai games on a ten year old laptop, hiding the browser tab every time someone walked behind me.

Plague in the kingdom, king on his throne shitting himself in fear, and you, the poor bastard who has to walk into a cursed forest with a cute elf wife who is way too good for you. That is the whole mood of Cursed Forest Quest – you are technically the hero, but it always feels like the story is asking what happens if the hero is soft, horny, and just a bit unlucky. Vallabelle, your elven wife, is the kind priestess type with huge tits, a perfect ass that does not make physical sense for an elf, and a smile that makes you think “ok, she is totally loyal, it’s fine” while the game quietly laughs in the background. The early scenes sell this perfect couple thing hard: sharing a campfire, she heals your wounds, teases you with a slow handjob as a reward for surviving the day, rides you with that soft priestess moaning, and you think, alright, wholesome, I can relax. Then the forest basically says, no, fuck you, this is a cursed land, and starts poking that little insecurity in your brain every time some other guy looks at her for more than two seconds.

What I liked too much, embarrassingly, is how the game uses “small” moments to kick you in the balls. For example, first time you get to a ruined shrine, there is a choice: go search for relics, or send Vallabelle to talk with the local spirit while you check the perimeter. I just clicked through, not thinking, checked a bush that had literally nothing important, and when I came back, the scene cut to Vallabelle slightly flushed, her robe messed up, her tits kind of out, spirit fading away, and her going “it’s fine, just a blessing.” That moment stuck in my head longer than the full-on vaginal scenes. Not even a big animation there, only small touches, like her avoiding eye contact. Later on there is an actual animated scene with her getting pounded against a forest altar, ass bouncing, moans way louder than anything she ever did for you, and that felt almost less cruel than that earlier half-harassment vibe, where you are not sure what happened but your dick and your stomach both react. By the way, the spanking stuff is weirdly casual here. Sometimes you get to spank her playfully as a “punishment” for teasing you in front of a guard, and she giggles and presses that big ass into your hand. Another time, some other guy does a very similar smack, and suddenly the camera lingers way too long, and she bites her lip in a way she never did for you. I hated that. I also replayed that branch three times to see if her expression changes with different quest choices. It barely does, which somehow turns me on more. The game likes to pretend you have control with all the quests and paths, and yeah, there are multiple endings and all, but honestly half the fun is realizing you clicked yourself into a timeline where you are basically watching your own wife get more “blessed” by the forest than cured. I wish there was a path where you could fully stay pure and keep her untouched, but also I really don’t, and it will never happen anyway.

Girlfriend says she’s going out “just for a drink” with that guy from work you already hate, and the game basically asks: alright, what happens to the loser who stays at home? You. You’re the loser. The whole thing plays in that super awkward space between horny and pathetic, where you keep hoping it will turn into some nice comforting porn and it just doesn’t. Instead, the mutual friend shows up to “keep you company” and it turns into this slow, almost playful destruction of your self-esteem, one joke at a time. It feels less like a porn fantasy and more like you accidentally opened your own humiliation diary in interactive form.

What I liked is how normal everything starts. She walks in like it’s nothing, kicks her shoes off, throws some casual line about how she “can’t believe she left you alone like this” and within five clicks she’s already poking at your ego. Not with dramatic dialogue, but with that light, social-media kind of bullying. She casually asks about your size like it’s small talk, laughs, changes the subject, comes back to it again later like she just remembered, and you realize she is doing it on purpose. The game leans really hard into that “friendly teasing” that stops being friendly very soon. There’s a moment where she pulls up her phone, shows you a picture, and just waits. No timer, no QTE, just silence. And the whole humiliation is in how long you stare before you click. Honestly that one hit harder than all the dirty lines.

The “minigame” pieces are tiny but they work. One scene you’re trying to tap in rhythm while she’s reading messages your girlfriend is sending from the date, and if you miss too much she just comments how your hands are as useless as your dick. Another part has this little reflex game where you try to cover yourself, fail, and she just laughs and compares you to the guy your girlfriend is with. Nothing super original on its own, but the tone is what sells it. It’s joking, then cruel, then joking again, and you kind of never know when she goes too far. I actually got distracted by checking Discord during one scene, came back, and she had “waited” for me with a new line about how even in a porn game you can’t focus. That’s the kind of stupid detail I remember more than the actual sex, which says a lot. Porn-wise, it’s not about variety, it’s about how small, weak and replaceable the game keeps telling you that you are. If you’re into being the absolute bottom of the food chain while your girlfriend is out having a real man’s night, this is basically a long, cruel inside joke directed at you.

A lazy demon getting yanked out of his comfy hell and dumped in a house full of horny, chaotic witches is already a good start, but here it actually turns into a whole sandbox of “how much of a perv do I feel like being today”. You start as this summoned demon guy, technically a virgin in the human world sense, trying to figure out what the hell is going on while these girls poke, test, tease, and half the time forget they literally brought a supernatural sex machine into their living room. One minute they’re arguing about magic circles and some paranormal crap, next minute one of them is leaning over the table and you’re stuck staring at bouncing tits from first person view while she “checks your aura” with her hand way too close to your dick. The game flips between goofy jokes and really direct lewd stuff so fast it feels like watching a horny sitcom that suddenly remembers it’s allowed to show creampies and anal.

What I like is how it keeps that roguelike brain-itch of “ok, but what if I click the other option this time” without drowning you in stats. You pick if you want to be more obedient to the witches or lean into being a corrupting bastard, and that choice quietly changes the flavor of everything. Go softer and you get more teasing, romance, and these slow corruption moments where a “good girl” witch lets you grope her under a blanket and pretends it’s some kind of energy test. Go full demon and the same girl shows up later in a tiny outfit, practically begging to be spanked and filled in every hole while you talk shit in her ear. There are milfs mixed with younger-looking witches, big asses everywhere, big tits that jiggle when they strip, and the camera loves parking itself at that angle where you watch your own hand wrapped around a cock or a dripping pussy in POV. Sometimes you’re just jerking off secretly while they argue about magic, sometimes you’re in the middle of group sex on the couch with bodies piled up and someone still trying to keep up the “serious coven meeting” vibe. The humor is dumb in a good way, like that one time a “serious ritual” ends with a blowjob under the table while another witch pretends not to see, and there’s this whole lazy domestic thing where you’re conquering some mundane human object and somehow it ends with a handjob or a girl riding you after she loses a bet. Half the content feels like voyeurism you stumbled into, half feels like harem power trip where you decide who gets bred tonight and who just has to watch and masturbate. Sometimes they flip it and put a boot on your chest or sit on your face and take control, and sometimes you’re the one grabbing their hips, fucking them raw from behind, listening to them moan about getting pregnant in this new world they dragged you into. It’s messy, horny, funny, and just self-aware enough that when the witch you corrupted earlier walks past in a too-short robe and “accidentally” flashes you, you know the game is winking at you as hard as she is.

Guy just wants some cold air and maybe a drink, ends up trapped in the quietest, horniest little horror-comedy grocery store on earth. That’s the vibe here. You walk in, sun burning your brain, and suddenly the outside world just kind of... blinks out. The door locks, shelves feel slightly wrong, lights flicker like they’re trying to flirt, and there she is behind the counter: tiny goth clerk with a stare like she already knows exactly how weak you are. Not the cliché latex dominatrix thing, more like “sleep-deprived art major who could crush your soul with one sarcastic comment” mixed with “MILF energy in training,” if that makes sense. Big tits under a cheap t‑shirt, jeans, zero effort styling, but somehow she looks like a walking fetish ad that forgot to be subtle.

The weird part is, nothing technically “happens.” No actual sex, no naked bodies flying around, nobody jumping your dick. It’s all edging, all mind games, like the game is blueballing you on purpose and laughing. She’ll lean over the counter just a little too far, bend down to grab something so her ass lines up perfectly with your eyes, stretch like she’s in a yoga ad, then act like you’re the creep for looking. She calls you out for every tiny reaction, every stolen glance, like she’s reading your browser history in real time. At one point she casually drops a line about how “guys like you are easy to rewire” and the screen does this tiny flicker and yeah, you feel it. Not jump scare, more like you skipped a frame in your own head. You’re not sure if she’s hypnotic or just really good at gaslighting, but you start clicking through lines faster, waiting for some kind of payoff that never quite lands. It’s a kinetic novel, so no choices, no branches, you’re just strapped into her vibe. That’s kinda annoying and kinda perfect. You keep thinking “ok, next scene she’s gonna finally do something,” and instead she just mocks you, teases harder, leans in with that bored stare and explains exactly how she could make you crawl with a single word. Then nothing. Then a joke. Then she looks straight at you again and tells you you’re breathing too loud.

What got me is how the voyeurism hits without any peepholes or secret cams. You’re just there, stuck, watching her do normal clerk stuff while she very obviously watches you watching her. It flips around, like you become the thing on display. She wipes down the counter real slow, checks her phone, pops gum, types something you can’t see, then smiles in that “yeah, I just changed something in your brain” way. At one point she makes you read signs on the wall, stupid boring rules, but the text starts feeling like commands, like she’s training a dog. She never raises her voice, never goes full “kneel, worm” mode, but you still feel dominated, like your dick is on a leash you can’t see. The humor is messed up in a good way too; she’ll roast your porn tastes, call out your search terms, then switch to dead-serious for two lines and talk about control and consent like a late-night TED talk in a haunted 7‑Eleven, then immediately ask if you’re thirsty. Zero subtle transition. The art is rough but kinda perfect for it, she’s cute and a little off-model from scene to scene, which almost sells the idea your memory is being edited. There’s no big climax, no “and then you bang her” scene, it just leaves you horny, slightly confused, and lowkey worried she’s going to show up in your dreams and make you apologize for scrolling Twitter during the dialogue.

Everything looks kind of cheap at first glance, and that’s honestly part of the charm here. You’re this dude who thinks he’s just getting a boring new life, but instead you’re stuck in a tiny place with Ember, your stepsis who talks like she wants to kill you and fuck you at the same time. She’s got that “I’m annoyed at you” face while walking around in shorts that absolutely do not fit the idea of a healthy sibling relationship. The banter hits fast. One minute she’s calling you useless, next minute she’s leaning over you to grab a mug, tits pressing into your shoulder like it’s nothing, and the camera lingers just a bit too long. The AI art makes her expressions kind of uncanny if you stare too hard, like there’s something crawling under her skin, but that actually fits. She looks a little too perfect, like a horny goddess generated by a machine that has seen too much porn and not enough real people. I like it. I hate it. It works.

Then you go to your new job at the model agency, and everything goes from “awkward home porn setup” to “okay, which of these women is going to ruin my soul first.” You’re hired as some systems engineer, but nobody actually cares about your code. Half the time you’re stuck in the office with a busty manager bending over your desk, the other half you’re talking to models with asses so round they look like someone just pulled them out of an image generator with the sliders broken. There’s this one moment early on where you’re checking security footage for clues about the missing model, Mara, and instead of focusing on, you know, the crime, you pause the video because she’s walking past the camera and her tits bounce in this weird but hypnotic way. Like gravity got confused. The scene keeps going, with you pretending to analyze data while the dialogue is basically flirting with doom. It’s very “yeah, I’m trying to solve a mystery, but also I’m extremely hard right now.” By the way, the font on one of the menus is ugly as shit and nobody will care except me, and it annoyed me so much I kept noticing it in every choice popup.

The mystery part sneaks in under the dirty jokes. You’re laughing at Ember calling you a perv, then later you look at a picture of Mara and something is just off in the lighting, like the AI forgot how eyes should reflect light, and suddenly the scene feels cursed. There’s a bit where you’re alone in the office at night, scrolling through model portfolios, and it hits that exact weird mix: half boner, half dread. You open Mara’s profile and it’s all perfectly shaped milf types and big-ass centerfold shots, but then one close-up looks different, wrong, like her smile is stretched by a hand you can’t see. It reminded me of those creepy hentai edits where a normal face suddenly goes full ahegao except here it never fully goes there, it just hovers at the edge. The humor never really stops either; somebody makes a dumb pun while you’re poking around what might be evidence of a crime. It shouldn’t be funny, but it is, and that broken tone actually keeps it interesting. The game basically feels like an eldritch dating sim written by someone who jacks off to big tits and also reads horror threads at 4chan at the same time. Honestly, the sex vibes are more constant than the horror, yet that quiet feeling that something is watching from behind the pretty AI curves never goes away.