Christmas vibes hit weird when you’re staring at a thesis outline and end up getting throat-fucked by a futa professor in her office instead of working on chapter two. That’s kind of the mood of this game. You’re this 23-year-old guy, trying to be serious, new city, new life, all that adult responsibility bullshit, and then the game just keeps throwing you at these tall, thick futa MILFs and cocky younger futas who treat “career counseling” like a porn category. It feels like someone took a normal college dating sim, poured hot chocolate on it, spiked it with vodka, then forgot about the “wholesome” part halfway through. One moment you’re choosing research topics, next moment you’re on your knees under a desk, her balls brushing your chin while she keeps typing like nothing is happening. Very “welcome to adulthood, kiddo.”

What I liked most is how the teasing never feels rushed. You walk into the landlady’s kitchen in the morning, she’s in this lazy robe, tits half out, big round ass turning while she makes coffee, and instead of jumping straight into a fuck scene she just leans over, adjusts your tie, presses her body against you, and whispers stuff like “you know, rent is flexible… if you’re flexible too.” But she leaves. No payoff. You’re just left with that hard-on, trying to answer emails. Then a different futa texts you on some fake WhatsApp clone in the game, sends a pic of her feet on the table, toes with red polish, her cock in the background, like “which one you like more?” and you realise, oh, okay, they really want you to be a horny mess at all times. The first time I chose the “focus on work” option, the landlady actually got annoyed and stopped groping me for a while, which honestly hurt more than it should. I was staring at my screen like some desperate idiot, waiting for her to grab my ass again. It’s pathetic. I loved it. I hated it.

The sandbox part is funny. There’s this fake sense of freedom like, yeah, go to the library, meet this serious futa researcher who talks about methodology, wears glasses, looks all strict, and then suddenly her hand is between your legs in the quiet study area, palming your cock while she lectures you about time management. You try to move her hand away, she squeezes harder. At some point she casually pushes your head down under the desk and unzips, and what starts as “quick taste for motivation” turns into your mouth full of her, your jaw hurting, your eyes watering while students walk past. Nobody notices, of course, it’s that type of porn logic. Later there’s a scene where one of them uses your face as a footstool first, presses her soles on your cheeks, makes you lick between her toes before she even lets you touch her shaft. Honestly I didn’t expect the foot stuff to go that hard. Thought it would be just a quick fetish nod, but no, she presses her heel on your cock, makes you cum without even using her hands. And then complains you stained her stockings. The only thing that annoyed me was some tiny little UI button for changing locations that sits in the corner and I kept missing it, but anyway, the whole vibe is like a horny winter break that never ends, full of big tits, big asses, futa egos, and you, the poor guy who planned to write a thesis and instead became everyone’s stress-relief toy.

Guy bails from the safe engineering grind and sneaks into the art class instead, and from that moment the whole thing feels like watching a horny college slice-of-life slowly losing its mind in the best way. You start as this slightly awkward dude who pretends to be normal, but his sketchbook is full of horny ideas he will absolutely end up acting out. The game really loves that feeling when you know you’re doing something you shouldn’t, like hiding porn in your Google Drive and hoping nobody opens the “taxes_final_final2” folder. First scenes are pretty chill: chatting, classes, some teasing, your childhood friend texting you, the usual VN stuff. Then you see how the art stuff becomes excuse for everything. “I need to study anatomy” turns into “let me grope you while I pretend I’m just checking proportions”. Drawing practice turns into handjobs in the empty studio, paint-stained fingers wrapped around your cock. You can be playful or kind of a bastard, and the game actually responds instead of just pretending.

The real fun starts when the game drops the brakes and goes full perv with the cast. You think “ok, classic college girls”, then boom: futa teacher with a smug face pinning you to the desk, her cock pressing against your ass while she criticizes your shitty shading. One route I went too deep into has this femboy model that joins the class, slim body, soft face, skirt way too short. First time you pose him you try to be “professional”, second time you are sucking his dick behind the curtain while the rest of the class paints with headphones on. There is a trap character who looks more girly than half the girls, and there is a whole humiliation-exhibition thread with him that basically turns the art club into your private porn studio. You can push him to pose in only a collar, make him bend over the table, and even have him walk out into the corridor with cum dripping down his thighs while people almost catch him. Oral scenes are everywhere: kneeling in the bathroom, under the desk in the computer room, backstage during an art show with people right outside. Sometimes you control the pace and choke them, sometimes a dom girl just grabs your hair and fucks your mouth until you’re gagging, calls you her “brush holder” like that’s a normal insult. Anal shows up in both directions too: you pounding a shy classmate over a stack of canvases, or that futa teacher deciding you need “corrective training” and pushing in slowly while you grip the edge of the table and pretend you’re still in control. There is BDSM flavor mixed with college vibe: rope marks over pale skin, clothespins on nipples while someone tries to keep quiet in the dorm, the kind of hand around the neck that is almost gentle but not really. The animated bits give the sex scenes a lot of weight, especially the small stuff like balls slapping, subtle hip movement, the way bodies grind together. It looks good enough to be hot, but still a bit rough in places, like weird angles or awkward faces in some loops, and that actually fits the whole “student art” theme. I still hate that one looping moan that sounds like a Telegram notification in the background, it drives me crazy every time and I keep checking my phone for nothing. The game lets you be both the bully and the toy, and switching between male domination and being dragged around by a scary calm girl or a cocky futa makes the routes feel different, even when it reuses locations. Exhibitionism hits hard: half-open doors, windows with people outside, phones recording. At one point I had the MC getting jerked off with paint-covered hands in the middle of the empty classroom while the sunset light hits the glass, and it felt so filthy and kind of beautiful at the same time, like someone mixed porn and an Instagram art reel. Then the same scene replayable later with different choices turned into a cruel humiliation, where he is forced to cum on the floor and lick it up while the dom laughs and snaps pics. It is messy, horny, sometimes clumsy, but it absolutely knows why you are here.

New city, no time, laundry buzzing in the background, WhatsApp full of school chats, and somehow this game still got me horny as hell. You start as this tired female student who’s supposed to be focused on thesis and job hunting, but honestly the first time a tall futa with a cock poking through her sweatpants leaned over my character in the library, I completely forgot what I was doing. It feels like those nights when I say “I’ll just check email” and suddenly I’m on Pornhub instead. Same energy. Only here you’re juggling texts, classes, side gigs, and these ridiculous futa women with huge tits and asses that don’t respect personal space at all. They press against you in line, in the bus, at work, everywhere. The teasing is half the fun and also annoying as hell, in a good way.

The dating sim parts are messy in a way that feels kind of real. You answer a flirty message on your phone, miss a study meeting, then later you’re trying to be serious in a coffee shop and your futa “tutor” is rubbing your thigh under the table, whispering in your ear how you’ll pass everything if you just use your mouth right now. I had this scene in a cramped office where my character was supposed to talk about a job, right, and I tried to stay professional, asked all the “normal” questions, then she suddenly pushed my back to the desk, grabbed my tits like they were stress balls and said something about “testing your flexibility.” It went from awkward HR talk to her sliding my panties off and making me suck her while she groped my ass and called me her “good little distraction.” I honestly forgot the game even had a main story for a bit. And the feet stuff came out of nowhere. I chose what I thought was a chill option, like just hanging out at home, and next thing my character is on the couch, futa landlady’s cock in my hands, her making me stroke it with my soles while she holds my ankles and moans into my toes. I didn’t even know I was that into footjobs until I was staring at the screen, biting my lip, hoping the kids don’t come yelling for snacks.

What I like is how your girl isn’t just a blank hole. She reacts, she blushes, she gets needy, sometimes she acts cocky and then ends up on her knees anyway. In one scene I tried to play her more dominant, telling this big milf futa she had to “earn it,” and two clicks later I’m the one on the floor, spit running down my chin while she fucks my throat and smacks my face with her cock. Total fail, 10/10. The sandbox parts feel a bit like having too many tabs open in Chrome; you’ve got jobs, errands, dates, random horny texts popping up, and it’s easy to forget what you were doing five minutes ago because some stacked futa grabbed your hand and pushed it right into her pants on the train. Not complaining, just saying. Also the way they keep touching the main girl in public, squeezing her tits from behind or sliding fingers under her skirt when nobody’s looking, gave me that “I shouldnt like this” guilt while I still clicked “yes” every time. Oral scenes are everywhere too, like the game’s obsessed with having your mouth busy. On the couch, under a desk, kneeling in the shower with hot water running and her cock slapping your lips while she talks casually about your thesis topic like it’s no big deal. There’s something very wrong with how much I enjoyed that and I’m not going to fix it. The only stupid little thing that bothered me is sometimes I clicked by accident and skipped a line I wanted to read, and now it haunts me, but whatever. The big tits, the big asses in tight shorts, the feeling of your MC being slowly dragged away from a “normal” student life into this messy, horny futa harem chaos, it just sits in my brain like a dirty secret I open in a hidden Firefox window when everyone else thinks I’m paying bills.

A lazy demon getting yanked out of his comfy hell and dumped in a house full of horny, chaotic witches is already a good start, but here it actually turns into a whole sandbox of “how much of a perv do I feel like being today”. You start as this summoned demon guy, technically a virgin in the human world sense, trying to figure out what the hell is going on while these girls poke, test, tease, and half the time forget they literally brought a supernatural sex machine into their living room. One minute they’re arguing about magic circles and some paranormal crap, next minute one of them is leaning over the table and you’re stuck staring at bouncing tits from first person view while she “checks your aura” with her hand way too close to your dick. The game flips between goofy jokes and really direct lewd stuff so fast it feels like watching a horny sitcom that suddenly remembers it’s allowed to show creampies and anal.

What I like is how it keeps that roguelike brain-itch of “ok, but what if I click the other option this time” without drowning you in stats. You pick if you want to be more obedient to the witches or lean into being a corrupting bastard, and that choice quietly changes the flavor of everything. Go softer and you get more teasing, romance, and these slow corruption moments where a “good girl” witch lets you grope her under a blanket and pretends it’s some kind of energy test. Go full demon and the same girl shows up later in a tiny outfit, practically begging to be spanked and filled in every hole while you talk shit in her ear. There are milfs mixed with younger-looking witches, big asses everywhere, big tits that jiggle when they strip, and the camera loves parking itself at that angle where you watch your own hand wrapped around a cock or a dripping pussy in POV. Sometimes you’re just jerking off secretly while they argue about magic, sometimes you’re in the middle of group sex on the couch with bodies piled up and someone still trying to keep up the “serious coven meeting” vibe. The humor is dumb in a good way, like that one time a “serious ritual” ends with a blowjob under the table while another witch pretends not to see, and there’s this whole lazy domestic thing where you’re conquering some mundane human object and somehow it ends with a handjob or a girl riding you after she loses a bet. Half the content feels like voyeurism you stumbled into, half feels like harem power trip where you decide who gets bred tonight and who just has to watch and masturbate. Sometimes they flip it and put a boot on your chest or sit on your face and take control, and sometimes you’re the one grabbing their hips, fucking them raw from behind, listening to them moan about getting pregnant in this new world they dragged you into. It’s messy, horny, funny, and just self-aware enough that when the witch you corrupted earlier walks past in a too-short robe and “accidentally” flashes you, you know the game is winking at you as hard as she is.

Hero in Training looks like one of those “save the village, save the world, get laid along the way” stories, but it actually feels more like a horny slice-of-life training arc that forgot to be epic and accidentally became fun anyway. You play this clueless guy trying to become a hero, but the game is clearly more interested in what happens between fighting lessons than in the fighting itself. The village is full of women who are way too stacked and way too friendly for any realistic fantasy setting. Big tits everywhere, big asses that take half the screen when the camera gets close, and that slightly awkward 3dcg look where sometimes a nipple is doing its own side quest. Honestly, I kind of like that cheap vibe; it feels like someone’s horny personal project instead of a corporate porn machine polished in Unreal Engine. The early “training” sessions are this weird mix of combat basics and very obvious sexual harassment that the game treats like a joke. Your instructor keeps "correcting" your stance by grabbing your crotch or pressing her tits on your back like it is part of the curriculum. At one point she helps you with your sword grip and transitions into helping you with your other “sword”, stroking him slow while still lecturing about discipline. It is messed up, but in that porn-logic way where everyone is aggressively okay with it.

The strongest part for me is how the erotic scenes actually grow out of dumb little story setups. There is a moment where the protagonist comes back from a failed mission, frustrated and feeling useless, and the older woman who runs the training grounds corners him in the storage room. She starts teasing him about “needing to relax his body before he can become a real protector” while she casually unlaces her top. He tries to keep the conversation about tactics, she keeps pushing it back to his dick. She gropes herself first, like she’s checking weapons, then grabs his cock through the pants and just holds it until you click forward, like the game is asking “ok, are we doing this?” and of course you are. The handjob there is not just some quick CG and done. She spits in her palm, jerks him off slow, tells him how heroes should know how to endure, speeds up when you beg. Her tits are smashed together in the shot and they are honestly too big, almost cartoonish, but the way the scene is written, it still lands. Then she drops to her knees and gives him this messy oral, deepthroating while still muttering about “proper breathing technique.” It is ridiculous and kind of perfect. Not everything hits, though. There are a few teasing scenes that feel copy pasted: girl “accidentally” sitting on your lap, grinding a little, pretending she did not notice your hard dick pressed against her ass. The game loves the “oops I fell on your cock” energy. Some of the faces in the 3dcg look weird from certain angles, like their eyes are slightly floating apart. Backgrounds can feel cheap. Also there is this milf character, the big protective type, supposedly worried about the village, but half of her dialogue is minor variations of “you have grown so strong” while staring straight at his crotch. She lets you grope her from behind while she’s cooking, then casually moves your hand from her hips up to her tits like she is teaching a child to hold a spoon. Does not fit her written personality at all, but porn writing has never been famous for consistency. Still, some smaller bits stay in my mind more than I expected: a moment where you wake up hard and a woman just silently slips under the blanket for a quick morning blowjob without any big story speech; a scene where you get caught staring at a big ass bent over in the training yard and instead of being angry, she demands you “prove your focus” by keeping eye contact while she guides your hand between her cheeks. It is clumsy, shameless, sometimes funny, and very much a game where being a “hero” mostly means surviving an onslaught of aggressive flirting and very hands-on lessons.

I swear this game started like it was gonna be a chill slice-of-life thing, you know, fixing up a bar and chatting with fluffy locals, maybe flirting a bit. Then boom - five minutes in and you’re already managing drink orders while a nine-foot-tall wolf girl leans over the counter asking if you “need help cleaning the taps.” Bro. I didn’t even save yet. The animations are way too smooth for how stupidly horny the dialogue gets; like someone spliced together a dating sim and a fever dream. I tried to focus on the management system - stocking bottles, balancing budgets - but my brain short-circuited when the shark waitress asked if I wanted her to “stir the cocktail with her tongue.” I mean, yeah, I clicked yes, obviously, but still. Priorities, man.

Weird thing is, it’s actually kind of romantic sometimes. Not in the Hallmark way, more like the “accidentally fell in love with a monster girl who can crush a truck” kind of way. The writing swings between goofy and sincere, like one second you’re laughing at a pun about tail fluff, the next you’re knee-deep in a confession scene that hits harder than expected. Then there’s the POV stuff - it’s uncomfortable how immersive it gets. You can practically feel the fur brushing your skin during those scenes, and I don’t know if that’s impressive or just unsettling. The devs clearly thought, “what if we made eye contact illegal.” Mission accomplished. Also, the tit sizes? Absolutely ridiculous. Like, there’s physics happening that defy every known law of gravity and I respect that level of commitment.

I did find myself yelling at the screen once when a minigame bug froze right before a creampie scene - tragic, truly - but I forgave it almost instantly because the bartender fox called me “boss” again in that tone that makes your spine melt. It's messy, it’s horny, it’s accidentally wholesome, and somehow it all works. Or maybe I’m just too far gone into the furry hole to tell anymore. Either way, yeah, the bar’s open, and no one’s leaving sober.

Naruto: Trials of Menma throws you into this weird, horny side corner of Konoha where everything feels familiar and wrong at the same time. You’re Menma, like Naruto’s shadow version, not just a reskin, more like the dev’s excuse to mess with the cast without ruining canon too hard. It’s a visual novel with 3dcg scenes that look way better than I expected from a browser game, especially when the camera gets too close to Sakura’s chest or Hinata’s shy face turning bright red. The story pretends to care about shinobi politics and secrets in the Leaf, but honestly the real “hidden truths” are like: who’s secretly dripping for Menma, and how far can you push them with a mix of teasing, groping, and that slow corrupting vibe. One moment you’re in a semi-serious talk about missions with Naruto Uzumaki, next moment you’re alone with Sakura in some hallway, pressing her up against the wall, her pretending she hates it while her thighs twitch. The game loves that line where the girls act offended and still don’t pull away.

The way each girl is handled feels different. Sakura Haruno is all attitude and fake resistance, snapping at you, calling you an idiot, then freezing up when your hand stays on her ass one second too long. I had one scene with her in the hospital where she’s “checking your injuries” and the camera is definitely not focused on the bandages. You can push, grope her a little too obviously, and the animation sells it when her body leans into your touch for just half a breath. Hinata Hyuga is like soft porn weaponized. She can’t make eye contact, fidgets with her fingers, the classic shy girl thing, but the game lets you be cruelly patient with her. There’s a training ground scene where she trips, lands basically in your lap, and instead of jumping away she just sort of trembles while you slide your hand up her thigh. The teasing there is slow, almost painful, like you’re drawing circles on her skin and she’s waiting for you to go higher, but she can’t ask. In contrast, Ino is more predatory and it’s hot as hell even when it makes no sense. She leans on you, smirks, calls you “Menma-kun” like she already decided you’re her toy, then somehow she’s the one getting pinned and groped, pretending she let you win. That flip happens too fast, but her smug face melting into something needy hits just right.

What surprised me is how being a male protagonist that isn’t Naruto changes the whole mood. You’re not the goofy hero, more like this darker mirror walking through Naruto Shippuden vibes but twisted. Talk to Naruto himself and you almost forget it’s an adult game, then ten minutes later you’re sneaking around Konoha, hunting for a moment alone with Hinata while she’s technically still “his” crush. It feels deliciously wrong, like cheating in a story that never belonged to you. The animated bits are short but they focus on exactly what you want: a hand sliding under Sakura’s skirt, Hinata flinching as fingers graze her panties, Ino pressing your hand tighter on her own chest instead of pushing it away. Sometimes the pacing is a bit off, like you jump from mild flirting to full-on groping in the same dialogue chain, and I honestly got annoyed by one line that kept repeating in different scenes, like the writer forgot they used it already, but then Hinata’s tits bounce in that shy breathing animation and my brain just forgives it. It’s not subtle, not perfect, and the tone jumps from dark, almost villain-like stuff to goofy parody, then straight into horny grinding in a blink. Somehow that messy energy fits Menma’s whole thing. You’re walking around in Naruto’s world, but all your choices smell like lust and bad intentions, and every girl you meet ends up as another canvas for your hands and your dick, whether it takes gentle teasing or rough groping to get there.

This one feels like someone mashed porn, creepypasta and a weird small-town vacation together, then just left it to rot in the best way. You show up in this shitty nowhere place looking for something you lost, and from the first screen it already feels wrong, but not in a “boo jumpscare” way. More like “the innkeeper milf is way too friendly and her tits are way too close to your face and why is the background music this cheerful if the dialog keeps hinting at missing people.” It plays from your eyes most of the time, that POV angle, so when the big-ass fox girl leans over the counter and your view is just her cleavage and her tail swishing, it hits nicely. The art is 2D, a bit cartoonish, but some scenes are animated with these small loops that sell the groping so well. Hand sliding over a thigh, fingers digging into that huge ass, or her hand around your cock, slow strokes while she laughs at you for getting hard so fast. The game is horny as hell, but you always feel like you’re the one being played, not the one in control.

What I liked most is how the corruption sneaks up on you. At first you act like some normal guy, pretending to be polite, trying not to stare at the big tits on literally every woman, from the landlady milf to that “sweet” girl in the woods with the fluffy ears who absolutely knows she can crush you with her thighs if she wants. Then you get a little taste of power. Some weird supernatural stuff starts happening around you, like you can push people, twist them a bit. Make them more honest, more horny, more broken. There’s this moment where you use your power on a nervous maid and she goes from shy and blushing to climbing into your lap, grinding on you while whispering that she doesn’t want to stop, and you realize you basically flipped a switch in her brain. It feels good and fucked up at the same time. The game pretends it’s all fun and jokes, throws humor at you, goofy lines, horny puns, but if you actually read, there is some real horror in there. The inn is too quiet at night. The smiles last just a bit too long. There are rooms you’re “not allowed” to enter, and when you finally do, the sexy part and the scary part hit at the same time and you don’t know if you should jerk off or close the tab. But yeah you probably jerk off.

Female domination is everywhere here, even if they act like they adore you. You are the “special one” with powers, sure, but you are still the toy. Giant asses dropping into your lap, hands grabbing your head and forcing you between thick thighs, a milf sitting on you during a “massage” scene while she just uses your cock for her own stress relief, barely caring if you finish. There is one animated scene where a big titted fox-lady jerks you off slowly, looking straight in your eyes, joking about how easy men are, and even when you use your powers on her, she smirks and leans in closer like she wanted you to do it. That moment made me realize the game is not really a power fantasy. It’s like the town is the real superpower, not you. You think you’re corrupting them, but somehow you’re the one getting more twisted, saying yes to worse and worse stuff, chasing endings that are definitely not “happy.” And if you enjoy sad endings, that sinking feeling when you realize you could have left earlier but didn’t, this hits pretty hard. The worst part? Even when things go very wrong, the game still finds a way to make it hot. I was annoyed that some choices feel like traps, but then I kept clicking them anyway. So maybe that’s on me.

Getting dumped by your own dad and shipped off like some faulty package is already a mood, but this game somehow makes that whole mess the starting point for a horny strategy puzzle about redheads, power games and terrible self control. You land in a new city, get thrown into a school that feels way too clean on the outside, and then suddenly there is this weird thing where every second girl has that same fire hair and a body that looks like it was drawn by a guy who never heard the word "subtle". The protagonist is technically you, but really it feels more like you’re playing some unhinged greedy algorithm trying to optimize routes between tits, asses and who you can piss off the least in each scene. The game loves teasing. Not soft flirting, I mean long, drawn out bullshit where a milf bends over in front of you for the fifth time and you still somehow don’t get to fuck her yet, just a lot of groping, half-accidental "oops I fell on your boobs" moments, and those stupid timing choices where you either peek through a door or pretend to be a decent human being. And yeah, of course you peek. Everyone peeks. Then you reload because you wonder what happens if you don’t. Then you forget what route you were even on.

What I liked way too much is how the voyeur stuff isn’t just a one-off scene. You’re always catching people in some half-private situation: a teacher fixing her stockings while you "study", a mature neighbor bending over a washing machine in yoga pants so tight they’re basically war crimes, a girl in the dorm changing and you’re just outside the window with that shitty moral choice hovering. The visuals don’t try to be artsy, it’s more like: here, big tits, big ass, red hair, enjoy, you degenerate. Sometimes their faces look slightly weird from one angle, like they’re thinking about taxes during a blowjob, but then the camera swings a bit and you forget because the body language actually sells the scene. There’s this one moment in a classroom where you sit behind this stacked redhead and the game lets you "accidentally" brush her ass while passing a notebook. It sounds small, but the way her expression shifts from annoyed to curious and the option pops up to push your luck or back off, that did more for my blood pressure than some full sex scenes in other games. I still hate that the text box sometimes covers part of the action and I keep clicking like an idiot just to reposition it, and the dev probably won’t change that, but here we are.

The whole multiple endings thing turns into a mental chessboard in your head pretty fast. Do you keep milking the older landlady route with all the slow, sensual groping and late-night kitchen scenes, or do you go full chaos and chase the school girls with their messy drama and "caught in the hallway" tension. The game never really tells you which path you’re on, so you constantly feel like you’re one horny click away from nuking an entire ending, and honestly I love that and hate it. You try to min-max affection like it’s a JRPG stat, then there’s a scene where you watch two redheads argue in the dorm hallway, and you get a choice to take sides or stay silent. Pick one, suddenly someone else stops texting you for a while, a milf stops inviting you for "coffee" and you sit there wondering if it was that choice or the one where you grabbed a bit too much ass in the library. Also, side note, whoever decided on the pacing of the teasing deserves both a medal and a punch: sometimes you finally get a hot scene with kissing and groping and hand under the skirt, and right when you’re ready for the full thing it cuts, jumps to next day and pretends nothing happened, like some cocky Netflix show. But then three scenes later she leans against a wall, whispers in your ear, and all that previous frustration suddenly feels like part of the plan. Or maybe I’m just coping. Hard to tell.

Hector walks back into Rannai like a guy who thought he was over his ex and then sees him in the gym locker room towel around his waist and suddenly nothing is over at all. That is the whole mood here. You play this chunky badger healer who looks soft and hardworking on the outside, but his brain is just full of old wolf dick memories and the smell of wet fur and morning mist. The town feels cozy at first, like something from a cute fantasy VN, but then the game keeps poking you with these little horny needles. There is always a hand lingering a bit longer, an accidental grope that is not accidental, eyes catching you through half closed doors. I swear half the time I was reading, I was also staging it in my head like a burlesque show. Hector in a healer robe that slips off one shoulder, a big wolf watching from the dark corner of the stage while I slow turn my ass toward the lights. Yeah, it hits like that.

Cadgan is the reason your brain melts. He used to be the smaller reckless pup, now he is this big wolf wall with heavy shoulders, cold eyes and a quiet "do not touch me" aura that just screams "touch me anyway." Every scene with him has this push and pull vibe. He pretends he is distant, you pretend you are just there to heal people, and the game pretends it is going to stay wholesome. It never does. You get these tiny teasing moments where his paw brushes your hip when it really doesn’t have to, or he pins you in a narrow corridor because someone else is passing and wow what a coincidence his chest is pressed hard against your back. As a dancer I kept thinking: this would be a perfect routine. Low red lights, fog on the floor, me in badger stripes grinding against an invisible wolf, slow strip while some fantasy flute plays completely wrong music for what I am doing. The story has real romance under all the filth too, like awkward conversations about the past, little jealous flashes when other guys flirt with you, but it never forgets to be horny. There is voyeur stuff where people are way too casual about half open curtains, groping that starts "for medical reasons", and asses so big they might need their own health potion. I will only complain about one thing: at one point a character keeps touching Hector’s tail in every single scene and nobody comments on it and now it lives rent free in my head with no closure at all. Anyway, I closed the browser, opened it again, and my first thought was: okay, what if they add a DLC where Hector does "house calls" in the forest and the trees themselves get handsy. That is when you know a game got under your skin and probably into your underwear.