This one starts gentle and then goes straight into the gutter, like a priest on Pornhub. You’re this quiet guy who grew up in an orphanage, no sex, no drama, nothing spicy, then suddenly you find out your dead father was running a pharma company that basically sells liquid corruption. The drug turns normal people into horny messes, submissive, addicted, hungry for more. Your stepmother Lucy is sitting on top of this thing like some evil nun with big tits and zero shame. She used it on you, broke you, tortured you, then threw you away like trash. You spend years training, obsessing, and then sneak back into the house as a security guard, pretending to be some random dude while you’re planning revenge and trying not to get a hard-on every ten minutes because everyone in that house looks like they escaped from a hentai tag list.

The sex goes from “almost normal romance” to “ok, that’s fucked up but I’m into it” step by step. Bridgett, your stepsister, is the soft spot. She actually feels like a person and not just a walking pair of tits. She’s sweet, a bit naive, and trying so hard to be good in a house where everyone is cheating, touching, lying, and sneaking around. When you start protecting her, it feels kinda wholesome at first. Then the game starts corrupting her with you. Slow groping in the hallway when no one sees. Accidentally brushing against her ass in the kitchen, not so accidental. A “comfort” hug where your hand slides a little lower than it should. There is this one moment when she’s crying in her room, you sit next to her to calm her down, and her head ends up on your lap, right on your dick, and she pretends not to notice. That scene felt way more dirty than straight-up anal, just because of the build-up. Later you get the more hardcore stuff, the oral, the creampie, the ahegao face when she finally snaps and begs for more. It actually feels like a corruption, not just a switch turning on.

Lucy is on the opposite side, full-on cruel milf energy. She uses the drug like a sex toy, like it’s just another thing in her drawer next to the vibrator. She talks down to you, calls you pathetic, then grabs your cock with this “I own you” attitude, and somehow you’re angry and horny at the same time. There is one scene where she forces you on your knees to “apologize properly,” and it’s basically a humiliation blowjob, with her hand choking the back of your head while she smiles like a saint in a stained glass window, except she’s got your cum on her tongue instead of a halo. The religion angle is very twisted here: there are crosses on the walls, family prayers, fake moral talk, and then five minutes later someone is getting fingered against the same wall. It hits that specific fetish where purity is just cosplay and everybody is rotten underneath.

The family itself is a walking harem waiting to happen. Cousins, step-something, everyone with big asses, big tits, too much makeup, and dangerous secrets. One cousin in particular clearly knows more about you than she admits. She flirts with you in this lazy “I know your real face” way, touching your thigh under the table during some polite family dinner. No big sex scene yet, just slow build, and honestly that teasing is hotter than half the actual anal scenes. Then later, under the excuse of “checking your uniform,” she corners you, runs her hand over your crotch, laughs when you get hard, and says something that sounds like blackmail and foreplay at the same time. The game loves this kind of domination where the woman is in control, but it still feels like you’re the one spreading the corruption, so the power keeps flipping and it’s messy in a good way. There is BDSM flavor too: cuffs, orders, forced positions, but it’s not super polished dungeon stuff, more like a very perverted rich family using whatever they want because nobody tells them no. You get masturbation scenes where the girls touch themselves thinking about you, handjobs where they test how far they can push you, anal in moments you don’t totally expect, and a lot of cheating that just happens in side rooms and corridors like it’s the most normal thing. It all fits the revenge story in a nasty way: the same drug they used to control and humiliate you, you start to turn against them, taking their fake holiness and grinding it into raw, dirty, shameless sex.

Scaly Valley is that kind of horny fantasy story that feels like somebody smashed a dating app, a dragon hoard, and a trashy romance novel together, then said “yeah, that’s fine” and put it online. You start as this very confused main guy, dumped in a valley where half the population has tails, scales, fur, claws or some mix that should not be legal, but absolutely is. The game acts like it wants you to focus on adventure and overcoming “challenges”, but let’s be real, the real challenge is pretending you care about ancient magic while a monster girl with thighs like a vice is pressing her boobs into your face while explaining lore. Yes, there is an actual story, with quests, choices, all that stuff, but the core loop is pretty simple: flirt, tease, pick a dialog option that’s maybe a little too bold, then end up with your face between something thick and soft, or your hands full of ass that doesn’t belong to your race. And it actually tries to sell romance too, which is funny, because one minute I’m listening to heartfelt backstory about a dragon girl who lost her clan, and the next minute I’m sucking her tongue in a cave while she purrs, drools a bit, and wraps her tail tight around my leg like a living handcuff.

The game really loves ass and tits. Like, no subtlety. There’s this one dragon girl with a backside so huge the camera basically treats it as a separate character. You’re talking about some cursed artifact and the scene is animated just enough that her butt jiggles a little when she shifts her weight, and that tiny movement stole the whole moment from the actual plot. Same with the oral scenes: they’re not just “fade to black, imagination time”, the camera is very interested in saliva, tongue, and that messy, needy rhythm that makes it feel less like porn posing and more like two idiots who got too horny too fast. Sometimes it actually feels clumsy in a charming way. A hand misses the perfect spot then slides back, fingers grab too hard, groping looks a bit greedy and not perfectly timed, and that makes it hotter because it feels like someone actually wants it, not a clean animation loop from some stock porn clip. And yeah, there is some furry stuff in there too, in case you like girls with ears, tails and way too expressive hips. Not everything hits perfectly, a few scenes drag a bit while the dialog is trying to sound deep and you’re just waiting for shirts to come off, but the mix of blushy romance, filthy talk, monster girls who can crush you if they want, and that constant sense that you’re one wrong line away from being pinned to the ground by a horny dragon is exactly the kind of problem I like to have.

You start as this poor bastard locksmith who can’t catch a break, gets greedy one night, eats a bullet, and suddenly you’re standing in front of a smug goddess who basically says: “Congrats, you’re dead, now put on a habit and seduce girls for my religion.” It sounds stupid written out like that, but it kind of works because the game never pretends to be serious. Everyone in this world thinks you’re a girl, but under the nun clothes you’re a guy, and the game loves playing with that confusion. You walk around the convent and the town like a fake innocent sister, while slowly corrupting one girl after another, and half the fun is watching them go from shy and faithful to moaning sluts who can’t stop touching you. It’s less about one big romance and more about slowly collecting your own small cult of stacked nuns with huge tits and asses who think “prayer” means getting filled in every hole.

Most of the time you’re in this sandbox loop: walk around, trigger scenes, grind affection or “faith” with each girl, unlock the next stage of their corruption. There are quests, but not like big epic quests, more like “help her with chores, get her alone, end up groping her over the habit.” One moment you’re pretending to be a good sister listening to their problems, the next you’re got a crying novice pressed against the altar, your hand under her robe while she begs you to teach her “new rituals.” The animated scenes are honestly where the game shines the most: tits bouncing while you pound them from behind in the chapel, white habit pulled up over a fat ass, her rosary smacking against her back every thrust. There’s full-on vaginal, oral on the church benches, creampies where the camera lingers on your cum leaking down her thighs and soaking the holy cloth. It doesn’t shy away from group stuff either; at one point you earn enough trust that two of the girls decide to “share blessings,” and you end up pinned between them, one riding your cock while the other sits on your face, both in nun outfits, kissing each other while moaning your fake nun name. The game acts like it’s about saving lost souls, but you’re really just turning the convent into a pervy harem hotel.

What surprised me is how casual it is to play on phone. It runs as a mobile game fine, which is dangerous, because you’re on the bus tapping through what looks like a normal quest, then suddenly a monster girl with horns and big tits is sucking you off in a graveyard. Some girls aren’t even human: there’s this fluffy-eared, big-booty “sister” who is clearly not from any bible, and the scene where she sits between your legs, tail twitching while she slowly licks your shaft, feels way more intimate than it should. The mini games are kind of random: there’s one lockpicking thing that should be your big skill, since you were a locksmith, but it’s so easy it feels like a joke, and then out of nowhere there’s a timing mini game in the middle of a blowjob scene that made me fumble my phone in a café. I wish there was more depth in how you level each girl’s corruption, like some proper gamified tree of “teasing” to “total slut,” but instead it’s more linear: flirt, grope, lesbian experiment, full sex, group sex, done. Still, the teasing stages are actually nice; watching two nuns “practice confession” by groping each other over their robes, then slowly sliding hands under the cloth, wet sounds and nervous giggles, almost did more for me than the full-on gangbang in the chapel later. The home upgrade system is there too, you pump money into better rooms and the convent becomes more like a luxury sex monastery, with private cells for your favorites, but the UI made me misclick so many times I started hating the furniture icons and then forgot why I was mad in the first place. Anyway, if your thing is watching cute “holy” girls turn into cock-hungry worshipers, getting creampied on the altar while a smug goddess laughs in the background, this thing does not hold back.

John thinks he knows what “being in control” means. Middle aged dude, nice house, hot wife who calls him “Sir” when the bedroom door closes, cute shy girl hanging around like some lost kitten who accidentally discovered Pornhub too early. Everything looks quiet on the outside, and then Lexie rings the bell with a suitcase and a fuck-you attitude, and the whole setup basically jumps into the blender. The fun part is, the game lets you steer that chaos from inside everyone’s head, not just his. One moment you’re John, getting your cock stroked under the table while trying to act normal. Next scene, you’re Kate, deciding if you punish Lexie for mouthing off or secretly enjoy being challenged by another brat in the house. Then suddenly you’re inside Rachel’s brain, and she’s trying to figure out why watching John dominate Kate makes her so wet she has to masturbate in the bathroom right after family dinner.

What sells it for me is how the sex doesn’t wait until everyone “talks about their feelings” for 10 hours. Lexie walks in, takes one look at how John and Kate play their dom games, and instead of being shocked like a normal person, she basically goes: “Yeah alright, I can work with this.” She’s loud, she teases, she gropes, she tests limits. There’s this scene where she “accidentally” brushes Rachel’s tits while pretending to help her dress, holds a bit too long, and you can feel poor Rachel freeze like a deer in headlights, then squirm because she secretly wants more. Another time Lexie corners John in the shower, starts jerking him off while talking shit about his wife, and you choose if he shuts her down or fucks her hard against the tiles and fills her pussy just to shut her up. And Kate is not just some jealous ornament either. One of my favorite bits is when she realizes Lexie is trying to steal “her Dom” and she flips the script, slaps a collar on Lexie and makes the girl lick her out while John watches. Or doesn’t watch. Your call. The game doesn’t scream “lesbian route” at you, it just quietly throws you into a moment where Kate’s fingers are inside Lexie and Lexie is moaning louder than she swears she ever would.

What’s kind of annoying, small thing, but it stayed in my head, is that one specific outfit. You’ll see it on Rachel, this overly cute getup, and it just will not go away. She wears variations of it and I started focusing more on the stupid bow than on her getting a creampie on the couch. No idea why that pissed me off so much. Anyway, the whole domination angle is not one-note. Sometimes John is clearly in charge, pinning someone down, fucking her slowly until she begs to be filled and then you choose to give her that sloppy creampie or pull out and make her taste every drop while she blushes. Other times, Kate just decides “nope, I’m running this now” and you’re stuck as John, half humiliated, half turned on while both girls use your body like a toy. There are softer things too, masturbating alone in bed while thinking about what you did, or watching two women tangle together on the sheets while you’re not invited. And yeah, there is that forbidden family vibe in the relationships, the way Lexie talks back to Kate, the way Rachel looks at John with those big eyes like he’s some mix of father figure and secret porn fantasy. It never pretends to be wholesome. It’s messy, horny, weirdly funny sometimes, and the story keeps tossing little turns at you, like you think you’re getting a simple harem and suddenly you’re choosing who dominates who, who gets corrupted, and who ends up on their knees licking someone else’s cum out of a freshly fucked pussy.

Your phone buzzes, you open this goofy little mobile game thinking it will be some cheap horny clicker, and suddenly you’re face to face with your childhood friend who did not just “grow up” but basically turned into a walking gym ad with a soft smile. She’s huge in all the best places, thick thighs filling the screen, arms like she could lift a car or you, and yeah, the boobs are basically their own characters. The first thing she does is pull your scrawny nerd body into a hug, crush you against her chest and the game actually lingers on it, like “no, you sit with this, feel how small he is next to her.” It feels half wholesome, half “I might suffocate between these.” The art is 2D but animated enough that small details like flexing biceps and ass jiggle actually matter. That first scene where she picks you up easily while teasing you for being still a twig, then casually asks if you “missed these” while squeezing her tits together? Yeah, that sets the tone.

The structure is simple, but in a way that kind of works for the horny brain. You’re the male protag, total nerd, clearly out of your league, and she knows it. Every interaction is her pushing a little more, like a cat playing with a mouse she’s very fond of. One moment she flicks your forehead for staring at her ass too long, next moment she pretends to be offended and makes you “inspect” her muscles close up to “make sure you appreciate her gains.” There’s a scene where she traps you between her thighs on the sofa just to show off how strong her legs got. You can see the veins, the muscles flex, and the game lets you choose whether you squirm or just accept your fate as thigh pillow. Romance is sprinkled in there, but always tangled with physical contact. She strips down piece by piece, laughing at how red your face gets, grabbing your hands and pressing them to her abs, then lower, then higher. It’s teasing that borders on bullying but you can feel she deeply cares, which makes it even more unfair when she pins you to the bed with one arm like it’s nothing. There’s one interaction where she makes you hold her phone and record as she flexes and twerks right in front of you “for her gym account” and her shorts ride up so far you’re basically filming pure ass. The game lets you zoom in. Of course.

What I liked most is how the femdom vibe isn’t cold or mean, it’s this playful “I’m strong, you’re cute, shut up and let me spoil you” kind of energy. She gropes you almost as much as you grope her, except when she does it, it feels like you’re being checked, tested, measured like a toy. There’s a bit where she makes you count her reps while sitting on her back and you keep losing count because her sweaty top is see-through, so she “punishes” you by flexing in your face and demanding you describe every part of her body in detail, from her big tits to her huge ass, until you’re basically confessing your kinks out loud. The whole thing is horny as hell but strangely sweet too, like the game really wants you to feel safe being manhandled. If you want the most out of it, play with sound on, don’t skip her teasing lines, and lean into the choices that let her take control, because the more you let her lead, the more she presses your face into every thick, soft, overtrained part of her body.

Morgana lands in Sydney all bright-eyed and proper, and the game almost laughs at her for it. She’s this very English, very polite girl with soft curves that are not soft at all once the camera stops pretending to be shy. The shared house she moves into looks classy at first, clean pool, big rooms, that kind of “Instagram rich” vibe. Then you start noticing the way every guy looks at her. Not like “oh, she’s cute”, more like “I haven’t fucked in forever and I’m counting the seconds until she cracks”. The whole house has this thick male energy, like a locker room that learned how to use cologne. She walks around in her casual clothes, ass bouncing a bit too much, tits a bit too real, and you can tell the game really wants you to stare. It’s almost rude how long the camera stays behind her when she goes up the stairs.

The first time she’s alone in the living room and one of the guys just sits too close on the couch, it hits what the game is actually about. He’s “friendly”, arm over the backrest, his hand not quite touching her shoulder, you know the fake respectful thing. She leans forward to grab the TV remote, shirt slipping down just enough to show that heavy cleavage, and suddenly he’s staring like he’s never seen tits before. You’re just waiting for the moment his fingers “accidentally” brush the side of her breast. And yeah, he does. The game freezes for half a second on her face, that mix of embarrassment and something curious she doesn’t understand yet. She pulls away, of course, she’s engaged, she’s “good”. The game laughs again. Later, when she’s in the kitchen in those tiny shorts, you can see the shape of her ass cheeks move under the fabric while another guy just watches her from the corridor. He doesn’t talk. He just looks. It feels dirty without even needing explicit sex yet, because the whole house is already undressing her with their eyes every time she walks by.

What I liked is how it doesn’t jump straight into full-on porn. It toys with her. With you, actually. First it’s the lingering looks, the “accidental” bump in the hallway, a hand on her lower back that stays there a bit too long when he leads her through a door. You get scenes where she’s changing in her room, thinking she’s alone, and the camera shifts from her reflection in the mirror to a tiny gap in the door, like someone might be watching. Or maybe it’s just you being a creep. She slides her panties up over that thick ass, adjusts them, and pauses with her hand on her own butt, almost like she wonders if she’s become sexier lately or if she’s just paranoid. There’s a moment when she ends up giving a very awkward handjob, still trying to convince herself it’s “just helping a friend” and it doesn’t count as cheating. She’s blushing, fumbling, clearly inexperienced, fingers clumsy around his cock, and the guy is guiding her hand, pushing her to stroke harder, faster, dirtier. The way her innocence slowly rots inside that house is the whole point. You start with this sweet virgin fiancée who thinks she’s in a love story, but the game is more interested in the moment she stops pulling her shirt back up when someone stares, the moment she holds eye contact while a guy openly checks out her tits instead of looking away. The corruption is not fireworks, it’s a long, slow stare. And that’s why it feels hot and wrong at the same time.

First thing that hit me with this game is how horny the whole “board game” frame actually feels once you’re inside it. You’re not just clicking scenes, you’re basically a pawn on this smug Game Master’s table, getting moved around a dungeon that clearly cares more about tits and teasing than treasure. Every square you land on is like a dare. One moment you’re planning your next “strategic” move, the next moment a monster girl with ridiculous curves is pressing you into the wall and asking if you like your face buried in big ass or big tits first. And the game lets you lean into being a bastard dom or just… melt. It really goes hard on that push and pull between dominance and submission, you can feel it in almost every encounter. Sometimes literally, like when you choose between slapping her cheeks red or letting her ride your face while she laughs at you.

The humor is pretty trashy in the best way, like a dungeon run written by that one horny DM who never got over their monster girl folder. There’s a lot of tongue-in-cheek jokes about crit fails and “rolling for stamina” while a clingy slime girl is jerking you off in three different ways at once. I actually paused to screenshot a scene where the GM basically mocks you for picking the “wholesome” route, then immediately gives you a “bonus” in the form of a monster girl who acts shy but has hands everywhere. Handjobs are everywhere here, but they’re not just copy-paste scenes. Sometimes it’s a casual “reward” on a safe tile, sometimes it’s you pinned down with her using your cock like a joystick while you pretend you’re still in control of the fight. Vaginal stuff hits harder when you’ve actually schemed your way into it, like when you’ve been edging through groping and spanking options and finally unlock a position that feels earned, not just thrown at you.

What I didn’t expect was how much the multiple protagonist thing would mess with my brain. One run I’m this cocky male hero trying to top every monster girl into submission, another run I’m a stacked female champion getting slowly turned into the GM’s favorite toy. Swapping viewpoints changes the whole flavor of the same board, but it’s messy in a good way. You get these strategy moments where you agonize over a tile that might level your character up or might just end with you on your knees, drool on your chin, while some smug demon girl rides you and keeps “accidentally” grinding your weak spot. Sometimes the female dom stuff sneaks up on you. You think you’re the one in charge because you picked all the aggressive options, then the scene flips and suddenly you’re the one begging while she laughs, spanking you like you’re the pet. The simulator vibe shows up in how you shape your role: do you become a cruel bastard, a submissive toy, or that chaotic mix who spanks her monster girls and then gets pegged metaphorically by the GM narrative two turns later. I kinda wish the board color was different but whatever, I’m still thinking about that one scene where a monster girl sits on your lap mid “battle,” guides your hand to her ass, and the GM just writes in a rule that you lose your turn unless you make her cum. I’m not even mad. Just annoyed that the sound for one specific tile is weirdly louder than everything else and now I can’t un-hear it.

Mickie starts as that kind of guy you scroll past in a Discord server and forget in two seconds. Plain job, plain apartment, plain everything, like a default avatar with a pulse. Then the game basically grabs him by the balls, laughs a bit, and starts taking them away. The transformation stuff doesn’t slam you all at once, it sneaks in, one little change at a time. First it’s small tweaks in his body that you can just ignore if you pretend hard enough, then curves, then that moment in the mirror where you see a stranger with a soft face and big tits looking back and you realise “oh shit, that’s me.” The game really likes to linger on those transitions: watching his chest swell, hips pushing out, ass filling his underwear while he’s still trying to think in “bro” language. There’s a scene where he’s in bed, just trying to jerk off like usual, and his grip shifts, his breathing changes, fingers trail over his chest instead, and for a second he’s more curious than scared. That little “did I just moan like a girl?” panic hits kind of hard. It feels messy and horny and confusing in a way that’s weirdly honest.

It presents as a dating sim on the surface, but the fun is how much of it is just Mickie trying to renegotiate his own body one touch at a time. You get that slow slide from “what’s happening to me” to “ok but what if I squeeze a bit harder” to “why does my pussy get wet when this person talks nice to me.” The 3D models help a lot here, because the dev really likes big asses and it shows. Every new curve gets its own moment, especially when you end up in cramped spaces with someone who just cannot keep their hands to themselves. There’s teasing everywhere, like the game is edging you on purpose: groping through clothes, someone “helping” her adjust her tight top, awkward kisses that turn into messy oral because neither side wants to stop. One scene in particular stood out to me: Mickie kneeling in front of a love interest, cheeks flushed, clearly still not used to her new mouth and tongue, trying to give oral like she remembers guys doing in porn, then slowly relaxing into it when she realises she actually likes the taste and the control. Later on, when vaginal sex opens up as an option, the first time she feels herself being stretched, there’s this mix of fear, curiosity, and “oh fuck do that again” that pops up in the text. The game doesn’t shy away from masturbation either, and it’s not just one animation loop. It gives you those private moments where she is alone, figuring out what fingers feel best where, rubbing that newly sensitive clit, dripping on the sheets, and getting embarrassed about how loud she was. There are a couple of routes that are kind of awkward and one character who feels like a discount otome love interest imported from another game and shoved in, but honestly, by the time Mickie is grinding in someone’s lap, big tits bouncing, getting groped from behind and gasping like she forgot how to breathe, it’s hard to care. The fantasy setting around it kind of flickers in and out of focus, sometimes it feels like the world exists just to give her more places to get railed, sometimes it suddenly wants you to care about some quest, then it goes back to handjobs under the table like nothing happened. I wish the UI text was less tiny on my phone browser, but that’s apparently my curse with these games, I always end up pinching the screen mid sex scene. Anyway, by the time you realise Mickie isn’t “he” anymore in your head, she’s already there in the story: a fully shaped, horny, confused, very fuckable girl trying to date, tease, and get off in a world that won’t stop touching her.

A lich on the throne, a princess in chains, and you stuck in the middle like some horny middle manager of a dead kingdom. That is the whole mood here. You’re not a chosen hero, you’re the guy who helped the coup and now has to live with it while everyone around you tries to fuck you, kill you, or both in the same scene. The game runs in browser, VN style, but it doesn’t pretend to be classy. It’s all court politics, rotten magic and filth. One moment you’re negotiating with the undead king’s sexy fixer with her smug little smile and leather collar, next you’re in the dungeon “questioning” a rebel girl, and the choices are basically: be a bastard, be an even bigger bastard, or try to be decent and watch the world punish you for it. The writing is surprisingly sharp in that Eastern Euro fan-translated way where sometimes a line is awkward as hell but it hits harder because of that. There’s this scene where you visit a brothel that operates under the lich’s protection, and the madam talks about “patriotic holes” in such a dry tone I had to pause my browser and just stare at the screen.

Sex wise, it goes all over the place, and I mean that literally. Group scenes in candlelit halls with masked nobles using slaves like toys, rough groping in narrow corridors while guards pretend not to see, monster stuff in the catacombs where tentacled things treat clothes as a suggestion. There’s soft girl on girl moments too, especially around the princess if you steer her that way, with slow kissing and oral, but the game really likes humiliation and control. Tits fuck in chains, throat used like it’s just another hole, and the classic “kneel and open your mouth while we talk politics” thing that never really gets old. Some scenes are animated just enough to be dirty, not smooth, like those old Flash games we all pretended not to know, and somehow that fits. The BDSM has levels: sometimes it’s light bondage and teasing, sometimes it goes all the way into graphic torture mixed with sex that will absolutely not be for everyone, but the game does not stop to explain or apologize. There is one lesbian torture interrogation involving a captured resistance girl and a noblewoman that is written almost lovingly, then slips suddenly into real cruelty, and I honestly had to click through slower because it felt too real.

The morality stuff is where it sneaks up on you. You can play loyal dog to the lich, leaning into the corruption, whoring out prisoners, pimping citizens into prostitution to fund your schemes, basically turning the kingdom into a meat market. Or you can side with the resistance, which is not pure at all either. They use people, they push you into group orgies for “trust building”, they throw captured collaborators to monsters for entertainment. The princess is the weird center of it all, locked up but still dangerous. If you visit her cell enough, and push her buttons, she flips between broken submissive and manipulative brat, and there’s a route where she lets you fuck her through the bars while whispering about burning the whole city. I liked how the choices actually branch into different endings, not just color swaps. One run I ended as a half-mad mercenary fucking a demon on a pile of corpses, another I limped into a bittersweet “good” ending where the princess rules and I’m basically her private pet, chained on a cushion behind the throne in a golden collar. The game uses explicit violence and sex like a hammer, but sometimes it slips in a line like “you remember the faces of those you sold” and that hits harder than all the blood. Also, tiny thing, the auto-skip sometimes stops at random lines and it annoyed the hell out of me and I kept meaning to fix it in settings and never did.

Guy stuck at a nowhere gas station gets yanked out of his boring life and thrown into horny space college, that’s basically the whole vibe, but the game plays it like this messy sex-comedy where you’re always one wrong line away from either getting laid or getting roasted in front of everyone. You start as this dude who smells like fuel and cheap coffee and suddenly you’re walking around a galactic campus where half the girls have tails, scales, glowing eyes or something that definitely shouldn’t be that thick and that soft at the same time. Conversations swing from dumb jokes to “oh shit she’s actually into me” in like two clicks, and the way the dialogue branches is sneaky: you think you’re just picking a flirty line, then ten minutes later you’re in a dark corner of the dorm, her pressed to the wall, her tits squeezed against your chest while your hand slides under her skirt and the camera actually lingers on the groping, the teasing, her legs shaking when you finally push inside. There’s a surprising amount of romance talk right before you rail someone from behind and fill her up, which is kinda funny and kinda hot.

What got me hooked was how often the game lets you be awkward or stupid instead of always smooth. Like, you can try some bold move, lean in for a kiss with this alien girl with big ass and weird pupils, and if you misread her mood she’ll clap back with sarcasm so hard you feel it in real life, but if you play it right she’s on her knees a little later, drool running down your shaft while her tongue moves in this slow, hungry way that makes the MC grab her hair. And yeah, when it swaps to anal or a creampie, it doesn’t cut away or censor, the animation actually shows the thrusts, the skin slapping, the way her body tenses when he shoves deeper. One time I accidentally locked myself into a softer route where I was supposed to “take things slow” and five clicks later I had her bouncing on my dick in the back of some hover-bus, her tits flying everywhere, my hands full of her ass, and I was like, yeah, this is “slow” I guess. It’s still kinda annoying that the text box sometimes covers the good part of the scene and you have to click it away at the worst timing, like the exact moment his cum is spilling out of her pussy, but I’m not even gonna start on that or I’ll get tilted again. The whole thing feels like some horny mashup of a sci-fi campus sitcom and Pornhub categories, and you keep telling yourself “ok, last scene” and then the next monster girl shows up with tight clothes, big tits stretching the fabric, and a shitty sense of humor that somehow makes you want to see how she moans when you finally push her face down on the bed and make her take every inch.