Mark drags his ass back to his hometown thinking he’s just crashing at the old house for a while, and the whole thing instantly turns into a slow-motion sex disaster. Dad is gone, ran off to the Caribbean with his side piece after quietly robbing his company blind for years, and left behind a wrecked family home, a broke ex-girlfriend, and a pile of debts that might as well scream “you’re screwed” in neon. The “solution”? Turn the house into a college-style dorm and stuff it with girls who already know Mark way too well. Childhood friends, twins who used to tease him when he was still a virgin, a neighbor milf with that tight yoga-ass that makes you pause the game just to stare, and a couple of ex-crushes who suddenly don’t seem so out of reach now that everything is falling apart. The mood jumps all over the place: one moment you’re joking about the house turning into a horny hostel, the next you’re in a quiet POV scene where an old flame is jerking you off on the couch, voice quivering, whispering how she missed “this” while you were away, and yeah, she means exactly what you think.

What hits first isn’t some big dramatic twist but the way the girls remember things you forgot. Like that one scene with the chocolate cake in the kitchen where one of the twins licks cream from her finger way too slow and says “you used to watch me do this when we were kids, you perv” while her tits basically rest on the counter. You get options that look harmless, then five clicks later she’s on her knees giving sloppy oral, moaning in your language headset-style, and you realize you dug your own horny grave. The humor keeps undercutting the filth too: you can be elbow-deep in a lactation scene with a milf who “just needs some relief” and in the middle of a titfuck she cracks a joke about charging rent for every creampie you leave in the house. It should kill the mood, but it somehow makes it hotter, because it feels like real people messing around, not plastic porn robots. Some routes lean pure romance, like falling asleep after anal with a girl who cuddles you, talking about future babies and maybe pregnancy, while other paths let you drift into group sex chaos where three girls fight over whose turn it is to ride you, one sitting on your face, another grinding on your dick, someone else just quietly masturbating in the corner because she “likes to watch.” There are endings you can feel coming and others that sneak up, like screwing the wrong person behind someone’s back, that little netori twist where you pretend it’s just a handjob in the shower and suddenly you’ve ruined a relationship you were actually starting to care about. Best way to enjoy all of it? Be a little reckless. Say yes when the twins ask you to help them “study,” don’t skip the teasing scenes, let people get jealous, let mistakes pile up, and save often so you can go back and see what happens if you let the shy girl be the one who finally climbs on top and fucks you until she’s shaking.

Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

You start as this kinda washed up freelance coder, broke as hell, living in a cluttered apartment that feels way too real if you ever tried to work from home with ten Chrome tabs, Discord, and Pornhub open together. The game drops you right in the middle of money problems, a half-finished “special software” project, and then, boom, your niece ends up moving in after a fight with her mom about college. It sounds like generic porn setup, but the pacing is strangely patient. There’s a lot of slow build, a lot of just… looking. Peeking. Checking your phone, checking her job search tabs, checking her ass when she bends over to pick something up. The voyeur thing creeps up, it’s not like: “here is the voyeur scene.” It feels more like watching someone’s OnlyFans leak, where you know you’re not supposed to have access but you keep scrolling anyway.

They go really hard on the “corruption” angle, but in a way that’s less cartoon villain and more death-by-a-thousand-little-touches. You see her walk around barefoot and at first it’s nothing, then a few scenes later the camera lingers on her feet resting on the table, close to your plate, and suddenly the game goes, “yeah, you’re into that now.” And it kind of works. The first time she absent-mindedly rubs her heel along your thigh while watching some stupid Netflix romcom in the background, I actually had to pause because it felt almost accidental, like a mistake in animation, but then the text calls it out and you realize, nah, that shit was on purpose. The footjob scene later hits harder because of this slow drip. I still think the toes are animated weird, but by that point I didn’t care.

Sex wise it jumps all over the place, like someone dumping their Pornhub search history directly into Ren’Py. You get classic masturbation scenes where you catch her in the bathroom and just watch through a tiny gap. There is a lot of groping that starts soft and then crosses a line so quietly that when anal suddenly shows up it doesn’t feel like a new fetish, more like “ok, we finally admitted where this was going.” One moment you’re just helping her practice for a “massage therapist” job she found on some sketchy job site, and next she’s straddling you, grinding slowly, calling you out for staring at her tits, all while you pretend to “test” your software. Honestly that part is kind of genius and kind of stupid at the same time, because the whole app interface inside the story is more customizable than the real game UI, which is ironic in a bad way.

From accessibility angle, I was swearing at my monitor more than once. Text size is tiny by default and the font is thin, and when you try to bump it up in the options, yeah, you can change it, but then some menus clip out of their boxes like they never tested it on anything bigger than a laptop. I play on a 1440p screen and the dialogue box hugs the very bottom with no padding. If you have any visual strain, you’ll feel it fast. No high-contrast mode, no colorblind choices, and the highlight for selected choices is this faint little color shift that disappeared completely when I had f.lux + low brightness on. I missed a choice because I genuinely couldn’t see which line was active, and this is in a porn game where a single click can flip from “voyeur teasing” to full-on group sex with the milf neighbor and her babysitter friend. Speaking of them, the lesbian scenes between those two are actually some of the best in the game, low on dialogue, high on body language, but again, the camera sometimes zooms on pale skin on pale background and the subtitles stay light gray. Good luck if your eyesight is shit.

I tried running it on my Steam Deck through the browser, and the touch targets for the menu are too small, especially the scroll bar for the gallery. The CG scenes are hot, like when the niece is bent over your desk, getting spanked while pretending it’s some “motivation” to finish her job search, but the thumbnails are tiny and there’s no text description for them, so if you have trouble with visual recognition or you just want to know “is this the anal one or the voyeur shower one?” you’re stuck opening each. No audio description either, not even basic subtitles for background sounds. There are moans and footsteps and door sounds that matter for the voyeur routes, but if you need clarity and rely on text, you’ll miss the whole “she caught you peeking” switch because it’s sound based. I love how careful the story is with the slow corruption and cheating vibes, yet the interface feels like it was thrown together at the end of a long night on too much coffee. Or not enough.

Can’t lie, I clicked expecting another copy-paste anime mashup with the usual stiff models and dead-eyed moans, but this one hits different. There’s a sadness under all that skin, like someone coded their fantasies too carefully, you know? I found myself staring at Raven’s face - Batman’s Raven - and thinking, “she shouldn’t be looking at me like that,” while still dragging her into position anyway. Unreal how fast guilt turns into hunger when the animation breathes just right. And maybe it’s because of the Illusion engine doing its sneaky physics thing, or maybe because the transitions are almost clumsy, like real people fumbling with clothes and patience. It’s messy, which makes it hot.

The scenes jump from universes without pretending to make sense. One second I’m in some broken-down Capsule Corp lab, Bulma smirking like she *planned* to get caught; next, Yoruichi’s toes press against my chest, laughing, telling me to look up. I did. Of course I did. The voyeur mode feels wrong in the best possible way - it doesn’t even give you fake morality options, just lets you watch. But then again, maybe that’s lazy design. Or genius. Hard to tell when your brain’s half-melted. The weird part? The sound mix changes depending on position, so D.Va sounds distant if she turns away. I swear no one ever gets audio that intimate, not even those overpriced VR patches on Steam.

Anyway, I could say it’s perfect, but I won’t. Some things twitch too mechanically - the faces sometimes freeze mid-expression, like they remember they’re code. Yet that’s also the charm. You see the seams, and you keep touching them. Like rubbing a wound for pleasure. Half the cast shouldn’t exist in the same space - Orihime beside Tifa beside Samus - but here they crowd my screen like they’ve been waiting forever. Maybe that’s why it works: it’s absurd, obscene, familiar, and somehow lonelier than expected. I closed the browser and immediately reopened it. Couldn’t help it.

The first thing that hit me with this one was how shameless it is. You play this smug bastard who literally is the Demon King of Lust, popping into some fantasy world with one idea in his head: “every hot girl here is mine.” No pretending, no romance at start, just straight up corruption and ownership. The world kind of opens around you like a sandbox sex toy box. One moment you’re in a quiet little village, talking to a shy virgin elf, and ten minutes later she’s on her knees, drooling on your cock while you test if your mind control can make her enjoy it more than she wants to admit. It has that old porn game energy, where it feels a bit rough and “cheap,” but somehow that gives more charm. The 3D girls have this plastic porn star look, big tits, big asses, too shiny sometimes, but when they move during a titfuck or a footjob, or when the camera zooms on their face while they’re getting filled, it works. Animations are not perfect, some loops are a bit stiff, but when you are watching a monster girl riding you in a ruined temple, her claws on your chest and her slime dripping on your balls, you’re not exactly thinking about animation curves, trust me.

What I liked is how the power fantasy grows. In the beginning you’re just a horny demon trying to get any vaginal sex at all. You bribe, you threaten, you use mind tricks in small doses. A simple handjob behind the tavern feels like a victory. Then much later, you’re in a full harem situation, girls you’ve broken in different ways, all with their own kind of corruption: the priestess who now begs you to cum on her face because she says your seed is her “new holy water,” the warrior who used to kick your ass and now kneels to kiss your boots and give you a slow, teasing footjob because she “must honor her master.” There is a scene where you call three of them into your throne room, make one worship your cock with her tits while the other two kiss each other under your orders. You switch roles mid scene, pull one by the hair into your lap, force her to ride you while she’s still mind controlled to call you “my king” each time she cums. It is dark, it is male domination all the way, with slavery stuff not trying to be nice. Sometimes it feels too cruel, like when you break a monster girl who was actually kind of sweet before, turn her into a sex pet with a collar, and the game just shrugs like “yeah, that’s normal here.” But then, that is exactly the fantasy it goes for and never apologizes. The adventure side is mostly a reason to walk into new locations and find more women to ruin: caves with captive monster girls, castles with bored queens, little farmhouses where you corrupt a whole family one by one. There is a weird comfort in how trashy it is. The story pretends to talk about conquering the world, but everyone knows the real goal is conquering every pussy, mouth, and pair of tits you can reach. And it delivers that, slowly, nastily, with every new scene turning another “good girl” into a dripping, obedient toy that calls you Demon King while you fuck her brains out.

Everything goes to hell before you even click “start”. Dad bailed to some beach with his side chick, robbed half the city, left the house in debt and full of memories that smell like cheap perfume and broken promises. You drag your sorry ass back from college, thinking you’ll maybe crash a few days, fix some paperwork, then vanish again. Instead you walk into a home full of women who remember you very well, some a little too well, and suddenly that “temporary stay” turns into the hottest, messiest, most illegal summer of your entire life. The place is about to be turned into a college dorm, money is tight, secrets are tighter, clothes are optional, and apparently everybody thinks you’re the one who has to “take responsibility”.

What hit me first wasn’t even the sex. It was that weird feeling of coming back to a house where you used to jerk off in silence trying not to wake anyone, and now you’re standing there face to face with that thick, soft, totally out-of-your-league woman you grew up around, and she talks to you like you’re not a kid anymore. The first time she leans over the kitchen table and you get that POV shot of her tits nearly falling out while she asks you something completely normal, it’s like your brain splits in two. One half is thinking “this is wrong”, the other half is screaming “please bend her over the counter right now”. The game leans hard into that tension. Sleepy late-night visits where someone “accidentally” crawls into your bed. A shower scene where you swear the door was locked and then it just… isn’t. A hand brushing your crotch in the hallway, a “joke” grope that lasts way too long, someone sitting in your lap during movie night a little too close, her ass grinding slowly while pretending nothing is happening. It starts as teasing and harassment and then it slowly turns into mutual corruption. You’re not just some horny puppet either. You choose. Who you comfort, who you push away, who you let keep touching you when you should stop them. The story remembers that later. She remembers that. Her sister remembers that too, which gets real interesting when the twins start getting curious at the same time and your pants are already down because of something completely different.

The sex itself goes from sweet to filthy so naturally it almost feels like real life if real life had way more big tits, lactating milfs and zero HR department. One scene you’re just cuddling and talking about how everything went to shit after you left, kissing her slow, taking her virginity soft and careful while she squeezes your hand and tries not to wake anyone in the next room. Next scene you’ve got her riding you reverse on the couch, her big ass bouncing in your face while she milks your cock with her pussy and begs you to fill her up. The POV shots during creampies are stupidly good, especially when you get to see it drip out while she tries to hold it in because she “doesn’t want to get pregnant” and then later there is a whole route where that risk is not just “risk” anymore. If you like oral, there’s a moment where you’re supposed to be studying and she’s under the desk, stroking you, licking the tip, whispering shit in your ear while your messages ping on your phone. There are messy titfucks with cum on her face, footjobs where you don’t even know how the hell you got into that position but suddenly you’re throbbing between painted toes, interracial threesomes where two totally different bodies fight over your dick, and a group scene that feels like the end result of every bad decision you made along the way. Some girls you gently corrupt, others drag you down with them, and sometimes you wake up with someone riding you half-asleep, using you like a toy and pretending tomorrow will still be normal. The voices sell it hard, too. The gasps when you slip it in her ass the first time, the little laughs when she makes you cum from just her hand, the shaky breathing right before she lets you inside without a condom because “just this once”. There are multiple endings depending on who you commit to or if you try to hoard a whole harem like a greedy bastard, and yeah, you can screw up and lose people. That weird ache in your chest when you pick one girl and see another walk away quietly… somehow hits almost as hard as the orgasm you got from her earlier while she was sitting on your face and grinding.

Clara is basically what happens if some bootleg Lara Croft got drunk on porn logic and cursed artifacts, then decided pants are optional from now on. She’s got the tight top, huge tits that look like they’re one dodge-roll away from falling out, and that slightly smug “I’m smarter than this whole dungeon” face… right until the first horny ghost, tentacled monster or leather-obsessed cultist grabs her by the hips and the whole adventure turns into a sex reel. The ring she’s looking for feels like an excuse; the real treasure is how many ways the game finds to humiliate, worship, break or spoil her body while she still tries to act like a serious explorer. I love that mix. She’s climbing ancient ruins one second, and the next she’s on her knees, drool on her chin, cheeks tear-streaked while some paranormal futa thing is stuffing her throat and asshole at the same time. There’s this weird charm in watching a badass heroine that clearly masturbates in her tent, pretending she’s not into it, then completely losing control when someone actually grabs her ass and pins her down.

The whole thing plays like someone mashed a horny Tomb Raider parody with a turn based hentai RPG, then added too many fetishes and just said “fuck it, keep all of them”. You poke through crumbling corridors, flip some switches, solve puzzles that make you feel a tiny bit smart, then get ambushed by monsters that want way more than your HP. I liked how half the “game over” scenes feel more like “game reward” scenes. Lose a fight? Ok, here’s Clara on her back, ankles hooked behind her head, getting used like a toy by a group of masked cultists, one in her mouth, one grinding between her tits, somebody else stretching her pussy open until her belly bulges. Sometimes it’s male dom, sometimes she flips it and tramples a guy’s face with her dirty boots, makes him lick the sweat off her feet while she lazily fingers herself and pisses on his chest, like “this is what you wanted, right?” and you’re just nodding in front of the screen. There’s also that nasty, wet kind of voyeurism where the camera lingers from weird angles, like through a crack in the wall while she rubs herself in secret, or from the point of view of some demon watching her take a quick, desperate pee behind a ruined statue, only for a tentacle to slide up between her thighs. One route you get sweet-ish lesbian teasing and slow groping, another you end up strapped in some BDSM contraption getting filled from every side, double or even triple penetration, toys buzzing inside her while a harsh mistress tugs her hair and slaps her tits until they’re red. It’s messy, sometimes brutal with graphic violence right next to messy oral and rough anal, but there’s this twisted fantasy logic to it that made my artist brain spin: Clara on a stone altar, covered in runes and cum; Clara riding a monster like a mount while jerking off another with her feet; Clara crying and laughing at the same time because she finally got the ring, but she had to fuck half the paranormal world to earn it. I opened the game thinking “ok, silly porn parody”, and now my Pinterest is full of half-finished sketches of her getting railed in dusty tombs.

Two idiots in love, tiny apartment, rent due, and way too much skin on screen. That’s pretty much the mood here. The game throws you right into their new place without long intro, and suddenly you’re watching this girl who is horny basically by default and this guy who still thinks “true love” survives everything. He feels like the type who apologizes when someone else steps on his foot. Not even kidding. At first it looks like a regular couple sim, you pick outfits, choose if you kiss her goodnight or go for a quick blowjob, that kind of thing. Then you start realizing the choices aren’t just “lust or no lust”, they twist how they look at each other. One click and she’s cuddly and sweet, next click she’s flirting a bit too long with some dude while your POV is just standing there pretending not to stare at her ass in that tight dress.

The nice part is you actually jump between their heads. One scene you’re the guy, trying not to freak out while a “friend” is clearly checking out your girl’s huge ass. Then camera flips and you’re her, thinking something like “if I lean a bit more, he stares harder”, and the game just lets that thought sit there. No big drama, just this slow rot feeling that later turns into full-on corruption if you keep nudging her that way. There’s a moment where she’s in the bathroom, half naked, and you can basically choose if she closes the door or leaves it open a little so the boyfriend might see her in the mirror. That one tiny choice made me laugh because it feels like nothing, but five scenes later you’re watching her doing a footjob under the table while he’s still talking about “trust in relationship”.

Sex scenes go from kinda sweet to “oh ok we’re doing this now” very fast. One day it’s normal vaginal, soft lighting, him on top, all romantic. Next route you push, suddenly she’s on her knees, spit on her chin, taking oral like she wants the money more than the man. And yeah, the game really likes closeups, especially on her ass and mouth. It doesn’t hide the voyeur vibe either. Sometimes you’re literally stuck watching stuff from behind a door crack or from across the room, helpless, like a cuck camera. I had that weird moment where as the boyfriend I was begging in dialogue not to lose her, then ten minutes later as the girl I clicked the option to “see what happens” with another woman on the couch. Soft lesbian stuff at first, slow kissing and touching, then her getting groped while the TV runs some boring show in the background. It almost feels worse when it’s casual like that, because it’s not a big event, it’s just “this happens now”.

The corruption path for her is actually kind of funny sometimes. She’ll say she’s doing something “just for fun”, then suddenly she’s outside, barely dressed, drunk on the attention, basically exhibitionist mode. There’s a balcony scene where she knows people can see her from the street and you’re choosing if she pulls her top back up or lets a stranger’s stare linger while she pretends not to notice. I kept pausing that one and taking censored screenshots for my own collection, then realizing there’s no way to actually censor half of what’s going on without turning the whole shot into a mosaic. On the flip side, the boyfriend’s route into being more submissive creeps in scene by scene. At first he just gives in to what she wants, later he’s literally standing in the same room while things happen that clearly break him, and the game kind of shrugs like “well, you clicked it.” There’s some clunky animations here and there, tits clipping a bit when she grinds on his lap, and one oral loop that repeats so exact it made me open Twitter out of boredom, but then the next scene hits and it’s hot again so I forgot I was annoyed. Choices feel important until you realize you’re chasing specific kinks more than “good outcome”, and at some point I was clearly aiming for the ntr stuff even while pretending to care about his feelings in dialogue. Guess that says more about me than about the game.

This thing feels like someone took an Assassin’s Creed Japan spin-off, cut out all the parkour that makes you sweat, then stuffed the empty space with horny kunoichi that exist mostly to get fucked into submission. You’re this wandering guy with a dead-village grudge, stalking through feudal alleyways and temple rooftops, not because you care about honor or whatever, but because every ninja girl is another chance to bend a clan over and make it your personal toy. The story pretends to care about “prophecy” for like five minutes, then it’s just setups for you ambushing some masked kunoichi, choking her a little, and choosing if you want her mouth, pussy, or ass first. One moment you’re in bamboo mist, listening to a dramatic line about revenge, next moment she’s got her tongue on your cock and her eyes rolling up in that full ahegao “I lost the mission and my dignity” way. The vibe is weirdly funny too. There are lines that feel like shitposts, like the MC talking about “ninja pussy tax” completely straight-faced, and I swear at one point a captured kunoichi says something that sounded like it was copied from a horny Twitter reply under a cosplay pic.

Since it’s a kinetic thing, you’re basically locked into this rail of escalating scenes, but the pacing somehow still manages to feel chaotic. One girl is introduced like a serious boss assassin, whole build up with cloak and blades and references to “shadows”, then she’s on her knees sucking you off before you even memorize her name, drool running down her chin while you grab her hair and use her throat like it owes you money. Another route swings from foot teasing to full-on gangbang speedrun. There’s a bit where two kunoichi and a captured “rival” girl end up in this tangled lesbian mess, licking each other out trying to show who can please you better while you sit there deciding who gets the creampie and who only gets it on her tongue. Bodies press together, hands everywhere, and the game really loves showing when a “tough” ninja starts moaning like a porn actress with way too much energy, especially when you push into her ass for the first time and she does that shocked little twitch. Then you get group scenes where you’re balls-deep in one girl’s pussy, another riding your face, and a third pressing your cock back in for a messy double penetration angle that feels like it should break someone, but they just end up thanking you and calling you “master” like becoming your slave is some secret ninja promotion. The only thing that kept pulling me out is that weird running joke with the smell of squid after you’re done. It’s gross, it’s kind of hilarious, and I couldn’t stop noticing it, like when Spotify keeps recommending you the same weird song after a playlist ends. But then again, by the time you’re shoving a kunoichi’s legs up by her ears to plant another sticky load deep inside and watching her smile like she finally understands her place, that little detail somehow fits this whole fucked up, horny fever dream of a ninja world.