This thing hits like finding some old forbidden flash animation on a busted XP computer, but hotter and way more focused on exactly one thing: cute ponies going full cock worship. No build up, no long fake plot about magic crystals or saving Equestria or whatever. You load it and boom, you’re staring at two familiar pastel girls, only now they’re more like greedy little fur sluts that learned exactly what a huge dick is for. Kinda felt like those days when you typed sketchy words into Newgrounds search and prayed parents don’t walk in, just with better strokes and more spit.

The vibe is weird in a nice way. On one side you got this shy, soft one, all nervous eyes and gentle touch, wrapping her hoof-hand thing around the shaft like she’s scared to hurt it, doing slow strokes, kissing the tip like it’s holy. Then suddenly, the other one jumps in like she’s been waiting all night for this horse sausage, going sloppy and wild, tongue everywhere, cheeks bulging, drool stringing down her chin. They take turns, then overlap, like they’re fighting for who gets more cum, which is kinda funny since neither of them is actually talking. It’s all body language: the little head tilts, the ears twitching, the way their eyes lock on that cock like it’s the last dessert in Ponyville. At one moment the slower one is just holding the base, stroking real carefully, and the other is deepthroating up and down, and that tiny detail of her free hoof rubbing his balls actually made me stop and rewind. Three times. I hate myself a bit for that and still did it again.

At some point the bigger background stuff just disappears from your brain and everything is about rhythm: handjob, tongue swirl, suction, then one pulls back to lick along the side while the other keeps pumping. It’s like they’re speedrunning “how fast we can milk this guy dry” but in a cozy way. The cock is huge too, not just “slightly above average”, more like these ponies have no idea how they’re fitting that thing in their cute little snouts and then somehow they do. I kinda wish there was a bit of teasing before it all starts, like showing how they got talked into it or who suggested it first, but at the same time, I replayed the middle section way more than I want to admit, so maybe that’s just me pretending I care about story. The last stretch when both of them are jerking him together, lips pressed on each side of the head, tongues flicking over the slit while their hooves move almost in sync, that hit the same brain spot as those ancient, wrong-feeling MLP gifs I used to secretly save on my old Nokia. Messy, horny, too specific, kind of stupid, and exactly what I was looking for without knowing.

Lance is one of those guys you see in cheap hentai manga and think, “no way this idiot exists,” and then this game just says nah, he does, and he lives in a female-only dorm that somehow lets him work there. The whole thing feels a bit like walking into a horny fanfic someone wrote after a weekend of binging My Little Pony clips and too much Pornhub, in a good way and also in a bit of a “what the hell am I doing with my life” way. The girls are anthro versions of the usual pastel pony squad, but they are full-on thick, soft-looking, naked-under-the-towel dorm girls now, not tiny ponies running around. Clothes cling to them in all the right spots, tails swish when they get flustered, and their boobs are just… yeah. The dorm setting is super simple but it works: shared showers, tight corridors, doors that maybe you should not open but of course you will because this is porn and Lance has the brain of a horny goldfish.

What I liked is how the game never really pretends Lance is anything but a perv. He peeks. He “accidentally” walks in on girls changing. He offers to “help” with chores and somehow that help ends with a dick in someone’s mouth. You’re not forced into complicated stats systems or some fake morality thing; you click, you read, you choose the more degenerate option, the story moves. On my phone, in Chrome, it played fine, even while I had Telegram popping messages on top. That said, the pacing is kind of all over the place. One moment you’re just walking down a hallway, then suddenly Rainbow Dash is basically grinding on Lance, like there was a missing scene where they talked for more than two words. But at the same time, when I opened it in Firefox on my laptop, I actually liked that it doesn’t waste time on big explanations. It feels like that dirty tab you open in between emails, do a quick “story + jerk + close tab” cycle, and then pretend you never saw an anthro Fluttershy get railed against a dorm washing machine. The writing is broken in places, a bit ESL in vibe, which actually made it hotter for me, because it reads more like someone’s horny Wattpad than a polished VN from Steam. I wish some scenes had more build-up, more teasing, and also I kind of hate how one character’s route just suddenly jumps from shy blushing to full-on swallowing without much transition, but whatever, the game is here for tits, tails and that stupid fantasy of being the only guy surrounded by girls who all, for some reason, want to ride you.

The dorm itself is like this weird mix of slice-of-life and porn logic. Showers always foggy, towels always slipping, doors never properly locked. You just wander around checking rooms, sometimes getting caught with your hand where it shouldn’t be, sometimes getting “punished” in ways Pornhub comments have prepared you for. There was one scene where Rainbow Dash is stretched out on her bed doing “stretches” that are basically just an excuse to show her panties hugging her ass and tail, and Lance stands in the doorway pretending he came to talk about chores. Then you get that moment where she calls him out, but instead of kicking him out she pulls him in by the shirt and it flips into that fast, almost rough sex that feels like both of them were horny for ages. I’m still annoyed by one tiny thing: the click zones on some choice buttons are weirdly small and I misclicked twice on my touchscreen, and it pissed me off enough to alt-tab to Twitter for a bit and then come back. Still, the mix of cute and filthy is strong. Fluttershy is all shy eyes and soft curves at first, acting like she just wants to water plants, and then you manage to take it further in the dorm garden, with her tail twitching while she tries not to moan too loud so the other girls don’t hear. It’s messy, it’s kind of trashy, it doesn’t pretend to be smart, the fantasy of being the only dude in a dorm full of anthro pony girls is just thrown at your face and your only real job is to say yes, again and again, until the screen is filled with sweat, cum, and that smug look Lance gets when he finally gets what he’s been thinking about since the first minute.