Evil mage steals a rival’s body, grabs his fancy tower and all the arcane toys inside, then immediately gets cockblocked by three clueless apprentices banging on the front gate. That’s basically the setup, but the game leans hard into the fun side of being the bastard in charge. You’re not some shy virgin hero; you’re a smug asshole already sitting on the throne, trying to corrupt three walking disasters in robes and cleavage. One’s a big titty muscle girl who looks like she could bench the castle walls and your face at the same time, one’s a blonde with that “I read one spellbook and now I think I know everything” energy, and one’s a quieter brunette who you just know is hiding some kinky brainrot under that polite smile. All three of them worship the guy whose body you stole, so the whole thing is you pretending to be him while slowly twisting their faith, their morals, and yeah, their legs.

The writing doesn’t waste time on “oh no, is this wrong?” stuff. It dives straight into teasing, power games, and that nice slow burn where you keep pushing boundaries until suddenly you’re using magic to pin a knight girl against a stone wall and she’s moaning your stolen name like a prayer. One scene had me laughing because you’re in this grand hall, supposed to act like the wise archmage, and instead you’re trying not to stare at the blonde’s tits bouncing while she lectures you about “responsible magic usage”. Bro, she’s scolding the evil mage with a stolen body and doesn’t notice a thing. Peak comedy. Then five clicks later she’s kneeling between your legs, talking about “serving the realm” with a straight face while your cock is basically her new holy relic. That shift is where the game shines: choices look simple on screen, but suddenly they branch into “soft corruption” or straight “shut up and obey, whore” territory, depending how much of a bastard you feel like being that click.

What I liked most is how it keeps the domination fantasy playful instead of just screaming edge all the time. You can be cruel, yeah, but the humor keeps peeking through, like the demon girl who pops in acting like tech support from hell, giving you tips on how to break minds and backs in the same evening. There’s even a scene with an armored knight chick, all righteous and shiny, getting used as a toy in the tower dungeon, the kind of “I’ll never yield” speech while she’s literally riding you raw. Interracial stuff pops up without making a big fuss about it; it’s just part of the world, like “oh yeah, here’s a demon with purple skin and hips wide enough to block a doorway, obviously she wants to help you corrupt the apprentices”. Not everything is perfect; sometimes a line lands a bit cringe, like something you’d see in a horny Reddit thread, and a few transitions feel like the writer clicked “fast forward to sex” in their own brain. But then you get a moment where the muscle girl casually lifts you a little while kissing you against those old castle stones, and your evil mage is thrown off his own dominance for a second, and it feels weirdly hot and funny at once. You go from serious fantasy castle vibes to “haha, ripped spell mommy” in one scene. It’s messy, horny, sometimes clumsy, but that’s exactly why it works here.

Harry’s already the Boy Who Lived, but here he’s more like the Boy Who Corrupted Everything. Story kicks off around year 2000, everyone’s older, hotter, and way more messed up in the head thanks to all that Horcrux nonsense dripping into Hogwarts for years. You’re playing a male Harry who isn’t the awkward virgin from the movies. This guy is tired, horny, a bit cruel, and uses that mind corruption like it’s Google Translate for panties. The fun part is how the “good girls” slide down. Hermione starts as this classic nagging rule-book nerd, and you can practically feel her trying to stay pure. Ten minutes later you’re making her kneel in some quiet corridor with her mouth full, her brain still fighting it, and it’s written just janky enough that it feels like some dude on his old laptop cackling while coding. In a good way. Sometimes.

Hermione is the star here, no question. She’s got that big tits thing going on, but the real kick is her slow mental break. One time I triggered a scene where she’s giving a handjob in the library, whispering that this is “only a practical experiment”, like she’s trying to rationalize jerking you off between the bookshelves. Another time, after enough corruption, she walks around without a bra under her uniform and pretends she “forgot”, while you know damn well you clicked through like twenty creepy dialogue prompts to get there. There’s oral, anal, good old vaginal pounding, and those messy creampies that feel extra wrong because she still quotes rules afterward. It’s the mix of her pretending everything is still academic while taking your cock in every hole that got me. Then suddenly the writing goes weird for a line or two and you’re like, ok, English is not the dev’s first language either, we’re in this together.

Ginny’s route is shorter but dirtier. She feels more like the “already halfway gone” type. Less resistance, more “just tell me what to do, Harry”. There’s a group sex setup that kind of sneaks up on you, where the girls end up on display, practically forced exhibitionism in a place that was supposed to be a school, and you’re there like, yeah, this is not how Dumbledore wanted the future of magic. Weird thing, though: sometimes the grind to unlock those scenes makes you click around like an idiot, and you’re stuck repeating one lame interaction over and over in the common room just to reach the next anal option. The pacing is random as hell. One moment you’re mind controlling a prefect into stripping in front of a crowd, next moment you’re stuck in some dumb menu loop that feels like an Excel sheet. Porn scenes are hot, dirty, sometimes a bit too mean, and the whole corruption + male domination angle goes harder than I expected from a “practice python” project. It’s janky, horny, wrong in that specific fanfic way, and somehow that makes it hit harder than the polished stuff I see on Steam or itch.io.

Princess Sarah looks like the kind of girl who should be hanging in some palace gallery, not crawling through mud while a drunk mercenary decides if she’s going to pay for safe passage with coins or with her mouth. That contrast is basically the whole flavor here: fine perfume and rotten back alley mixed in one glass. The game really leans into her being this soft, educated royal girl who keeps getting dragged into situations she is absolutely not prepared for, and the hotter scenes are exactly when your “proper” choice brain fights with your nasty one. On Steam or itch I usually skip long text scenes, but here I caught myself reading everything on the phone in bed, auto forward off, just tapping slowly like some degenerate book club. The writing is simple but weirdly sharp at times, then suddenly clumsy in the next line, which kind of fits her whole fall-from-grace vibe.

The art is the main reason I even clicked it. Sarah’s body is not that plastic “porn gacha” style you see in a lot of browser stuff. She has this soft, almost painterly look, like someone spent real time deciding what her nipples look like in different lighting. Some CGs are insanely on point: her in a torn gown, cheeks wet, eyes half gone, that little royal necklace still on her throat like a joke. Then the next scene you get a weird hand that looks like it belongs to another species. It annoyed me for five seconds, then I was back zooming the screenshot on my tablet in Google Photos to check a tiny detail on her expression. The faces carry a lot of weight here. When she gives in, you can see the shift from panic to that dangerous “maybe I like this” flicker, and those are the moments where the lewd hits hardest. Also the sound is better than it has any right to be. No voice acting, but the moans and wet noises are just crunchy enough in my cheap HyperX Cloud II to make me lower the volume in Discord because I swear someone could tell what I’m doing through background echo. The subtle music loop when she’s trying to act noble at a feast and you know everything is about to fall apart is great, then later you hear a lonely variation of it when she is basically property in a tent. Stuff like that made me keep my headphones on even when I could have muted.

Gameplay wise it is just a wall of choices stacked like bad Tinder decisions, but the game is not shy about punishing you. You pick the “brave” option, suddenly you are half naked in a filthy barn, seed dripping down your thighs because you tried to stand up to the wrong guy. Pick the “coward” option, cool, now you belong to someone you hate and the scenes drag out that helpless roleplay. For example, I tried to keep her as untouched as possible on my first run, always taking the safest path, and I ended up in this weird survival route where she is constantly trading dignity piece by piece instead of one big collapse. On the second run I went full corrupt princess in about five clicks and somehow felt worse, because the game remembers what she was before. Little callbacks in the text stab you with “you used to be” while she is kneeling with a collar on. Consequences actually matter here, not in some number meter on the side, but in how the scenes are framed. Sometimes the same sex act plays completely different depending on how broken or proud she still is. One thing that annoyed the hell out of me: the skip and auto features sometimes jump you right past a line you wanted to savor, especially during longer gangbang setups, and of course there is no rewind, so you are stuck reloading an old save like a pervert perfectionist. Anyway, if you want to squeeze every dirty drop out of it, I’d say play “serious” the first time on PC with a decent screen, read slowly, don’t spam the quicksave like a coward, then go back in a second run on your phone or Steam Deck and deliberately ruin her, just to see how far the writers allow this princess to fall before the world finally eats her.

Arcadia looks cute for like two seconds, then the game grabs you by the dick and just doesn’t let go. You open it on your phone “just to check it” while scrolling Twitter or Telegram, and suddenly you’re in this twisted fantasy version of pony land where everyone forgot what clothes are and what “subtle” means. It’s that kind of parody where you can tell the dev actually watched way too much My Little Pony, then asked “ok but what if all of them just wanted to fuck the human guy nonstop”. The male protagonist drops into this fantasy world, pretending to be confused, but honestly he adapts to the constant tits and wet thighs faster than I do when switching from Reddit to Pornhub. The tone is weirdly playful: one scene you’re joking with a smug unicorn, the next you’ve got her pressed against a crystal wall with your cock in her mouth while she still tries to cast spells and fails because you keep making her gag. The writing sometimes feels like horny fanfic you read on some shady Discord, and that kinda works.

At first you just think “ok, pony girls with big tits, I get it”, but the game keeps layering more on top. Some are more human with pony vibes, others are clearly monster girls with hooves, tails, ears, that whole furry tempt-you thing. One unicorn girl starts shy, blushing while you tease her nipples, and three scenes later she’s begging you to fill her up and whining when you pull out instead of creampying her. There’s one milk-obsessed mare that had me laughing because her whole personality is basically “touch my tits or leave”, and she literally floods your chest with warm milk during a titfuck while she grinds on your thigh. The harem vibe sneaks in slowly; you realize you’re not picking one waifu, you’re just collecting them like horny Pokémon. You end up with a room full of horny mares, some fully human-looking with just ears and tail, some very much monster girls, and they all decide group sex is the natural way to “strengthen harmony”. You know, harmony by putting your dick in three mouths and a tight ass in the same evening. There’s a scene where two girls argue which hole you should use first, and the “solution” becomes you fucking one from behind, anal, while the other sits on your face and moans into the pillow. Somewhere in there they talk about friendship but honestly I wasn’t reading the text at that point.

What really got me is how casual the lesbian stuff is. The girls don’t wait for you; they lick each other, share your cum like it’s a game, suck off your shaft together and then make out with your load still in their mouths. One pegasus girl pins the unicorn down, spreads her legs, starts licking her pussy, then looks back at you like “well, are you joining or just watching like a creep?” You slide in behind and suddenly it’s this three-way where you’re slamming into the pegasus while she eats the unicorn out, and you can see her tongue still moving even when she’s whining from how hard you’re pounding her. Anal happens almost too fast, like you blink and a pony girl that was shy in the previous scene is now begging for you to “use her back door” while her friend plays with the cum dripping from her pussy. Some of the transformations are lowkey freaky in a hot way: a sweet mare gets corrupted into something darker, more monster-like, and the next time you see her she rides you hard with glowing eyes and lactation going crazy, milk splashing on your stomach while she grinds your dick into her soaked slit. It’s messy, over the top, sometimes stupid, and honestly that’s the charm. The game doesn’t pretend to be classy. It just drops you into a horny pony fantasy world, shoves huge tits in your face, and lets you fuck everything that moves, usually twice, sometimes while it’s changing shape around your cock.

You start as this clueless 18-year-old thrown into Hogwarts University, and the first thing that hits you isn’t some epic prophecy or dark lord, it’s how horny literally everyone is under the “serious academic” surface. It feels like some fanfic writer drank too much coffee and said, “what if all that sexual tension in the books actually went somewhere” and then just never stopped typing. You walk in, you get sorted, professors try to act professional, but every corridor, every classroom, every dorm has that vibe. You’re supposed to be learning spells and building stats like in a normal RPG, but half the time you’re thinking, “ok, if I raise my charisma two more points, can I finally convince Hermione to stop pretending she doesn’t want it?” The game knows exactly why you’re here. It just plays coy for a while, then opens up like a fucking floodgate.

What I really liked is how the “main” story keeps its pants on longer than you expect. You can just play it as a weird school-life dating sim where nothing too crazy happens, just some flirting, touching, maybe a blowjob in a quiet tower if you push things. But if you start poking around side quests, oh boy. You find that weird basement club where somebody is studying mind control “purely for research”, and next thing you’re watching a good little girl like Ginny suddenly agree to spread her legs for your big cock because someone tweaked her thoughts. Or you’re helping Luna “understand male anatomy” in some abandoned classroom, and she’s on her knees, eyes shining, drool on her chin, trying to take you all the way down while mumbling something about “proper field work”. The scene where Nymphadora Tonks shapeshifts her body a bit just to fit you deeper while she rides you is the kind of detail that sticks in your head longer than it should. And then there’s Hermione, trying to stay in control, correcting you on spell names while you’re burying yourself in her tight virgin pussy for the first time. She tries to keep talking about exams, then she just breaks, clings to you, and you feel her shudder around you. That mix of “smart girl losing her composure” is porn gold, sorry.

The game is kinda evil with how many routes it hides behind simple choices. You joke with one girl instead of another, suddenly you’re tangled in some NTR chain where your “pure” crush is sneaking off to get reamed by a tentacled monstrosity from the forbidden section while you stand outside the door hearing those wet, sloppy sounds. Or you focus on a milf professor, help her grade papers, and there’s this small moment where she guides your hand to her tits while explaining some spell like it’s nothing. Later she’s on her desk, skirt up, ass exposed, begging you to go in her ass because “no one has to know if it leaves no marks”. The anal scenes actually feel different from the vaginal ones, not just copy paste text, and sometimes the animation even lines up with the dirty dialog in a way that made me stop and smile like an idiot. Not everything is that polished though. On mobile, swiping through menus sometimes makes the wrong dialogue option light up and I keep thinking “I’ll report that bug” but I just don’t. There’s a whole thing with a trans character too, where you can either be a supportive, horny bastard and enjoy her cock and tits together in a messy oral-threesome combo, or act like a jealous shit and push her into cheating stuff with other students. Some of the cheating scenes hit weirdly hard. One moment you’re happily dating, next you walk into a room and she’s full of someone else, moaning your name by accident. I wish the pregnancy stuff was a bit more reactive to all that, like more scenes where girls rub their swollen belly while you cum in them again, but whatever, it still scratches that breeding itch enough. And I swear the dorm hallway makes this one sound effect that annoys me every single time, but I keep playing anyway.

Ryunosuke is that kind of uni grad who feels like he skipped the part where life gives you a main quest. No job, no passion, just this blank “ok, now what?” screen. So he screws off to this fake-Italy place, Stivale, thinking it’s going to be wine, pasta, maybe a summer fling. Instead the first real thing he runs into is a fox-eared swordswoman who looks like she walked out of some horny doujin circle: Serena. Big ass, big tits, armor that protects nothing important, voice that’s way too sweet for the shit she drags you into. She’s basically on a holy mission to punch the country’s corrupt government in the balls, and you, with your totally useless degree, end up as her “strategist” or something. In practice that means one second you’re picking dialog lines to sound cool, the next second you’re watching a monster girl pin him against a ruined fountain and grind on his thigh while he tries to pretend he’s still a virgin gentleman. It doesn’t last long. Obviously.

The funny part is how the game pretends to be a serious fantasy RPG half the time. You’ve got turn based combat with little details that actually matter, like whether you blow your mana on a fire spell or save it because you just know the next fight is going to be some corrupted priestess who spends the first two turns teasing and stripping instead of attacking. Fights are basically foreplay with health bars. A lot of enemies are monster girls, some fully beastly, some just ears and tails, and they do not care about your moral purity. You mess up choices, suddenly Ryunosuke is on his back, armor pieces scattered, getting titfucked by a slime girl who reshapes her chest to wrap around him, all while she milks him so hard he ends up creampying her core. Then in another path, if you play it “heroic”, he holds out, turns the fight around, and you get this slow, romantic vaginal scene with Serena later, where she tries to stay in control and then completely loses it the moment he starts actually moving his hips. The game loves that shift from “I’m teasing you” to “ok fuck me properly right now” and it uses it everywhere: oral scenes where he’s awkwardly licking at first, then she’s grabbing his hair and groping her own tits, begging; anal sex that starts with her acting like it’s just some kinky experiment and ends with her panting like a beast as she leaks and shakes. Sometimes there’s groping in public, under a tavern table, sometimes it’s full group sex in a camp after a hard quest, with everyone swapping positions and someone getting a messy creampie while another girl is busy with masturbation in the corner. There’s cheating too, not spelled out like a moral lesson, just choices where you go “ok, I really shouldn’t” and then do it anyway, and the game quietly remembers for later endings. Some routes end with pregnancy, some with you basically a horny legend surrounded by monster wives, some not so nice. The peeing stuff and the light bdsm show up more as flavor than core, like a fox girl sitting on your face and letting go a bit while she rides, or Serena tying your hands before oral and then totally forgetting you’re supposed to be the one in control. Voice acting is all over the place, in a good way: sometimes cute, sometimes way too raw, those little gasps when the tip slips from pussy to ass by accident and she half-squeals, half-laughs. To get the best out of it, don’t rush scenes, let the teasing play out, actually lose a couple battles on purpose, and when a choice looks like it might ruin the “wholesome” romance, click it anyway and see how much of a mess Stivale can turn into.

Space family trip sounds cute on paper, right? Like some Instagram thing with matching suits and zero gravity hugs. This is not that. Here you start as a regular married guy who just wants to pay the damn mortgage and get his two stepdaughters through college, and suddenly you’re stuck on a paid “social experiment” in space where everyone around you gets their memories deleted… except you. So they wake up in this high-tech station, no clue who you are, who they are to you, nothing. You still remember every family dinner, every birthday, every time they called you dad. And then the game just looks at you and basically asks: are you going to be a good man, or are you going to be a complete fucking monster?

What makes it feel nasty in a good way is how normal everything looks at first. Clean corridors, organized rooms, your wife chatting, the girls wandering around in their little sci-fi outfits, curious and clueless. You talk to them and they treat you like some random stranger, and that hits harder than any porn setup. There is this one early scene where the younger stepdaughter is just sitting by a big window, staring out at the planet, and you can either comfort her like a worried dad or slide into this slow corruption path, touching just a bit too long, saying just a bit too much. Game doesn’t scream at you that it’s “evil”, it just lets you do it and quietly keeps track. Of course, if you push it, you get the heavy stuff: cheating on your wife while she’s right there in the same station, NTR stuff where other guys start sniffing around your girls if you play too soft, breeding content if you go full degenerate and start knocking people up. Sometimes the camera hangs just a second longer on a stare, or on a hand on a hip, and it’s more erotic than the full-on sex scene that comes after. Or it’s just my brain being cooked, could be that too.

The sci-fi part is not just wallpaper either. You got weird labs where they test “compatibility”, voyeur points where you watch what the others are doing in the showers or private cabins, exhibition stuff where your stepdaughter is walking around half naked in some gravity adjustment test and doesn’t understand why the crew is drooling over her. There is this one voyeur scene where your wife thinks she’s single again and flirts with some tall alien-looking dude, and the game lets you decide if you just watch, interfere, or let it slide into full-on NTR and then pretend later you “didn’t see”. And the animations are dirty in a very physical way: skin-on-skin, rough BDSM sessions with cuffs and collars in a sterile white room, interracial gangbang in a research bay like it’s just another experiment. The whole thing feels like a long bad decision tree from an old choose-your-own-adventure book, except every “turn to page 78” is basically “do you keep your morals or do you fuck your whole family’s life up in the horniest way possible”. It’s gross, it’s hot, it makes you pause on the save screen way too often, and then you still click the worst option.

The first thing that hit me with this one was how shameless it is. You play this smug bastard who literally is the Demon King of Lust, popping into some fantasy world with one idea in his head: “every hot girl here is mine.” No pretending, no romance at start, just straight up corruption and ownership. The world kind of opens around you like a sandbox sex toy box. One moment you’re in a quiet little village, talking to a shy virgin elf, and ten minutes later she’s on her knees, drooling on your cock while you test if your mind control can make her enjoy it more than she wants to admit. It has that old porn game energy, where it feels a bit rough and “cheap,” but somehow that gives more charm. The 3D girls have this plastic porn star look, big tits, big asses, too shiny sometimes, but when they move during a titfuck or a footjob, or when the camera zooms on their face while they’re getting filled, it works. Animations are not perfect, some loops are a bit stiff, but when you are watching a monster girl riding you in a ruined temple, her claws on your chest and her slime dripping on your balls, you’re not exactly thinking about animation curves, trust me.

What I liked is how the power fantasy grows. In the beginning you’re just a horny demon trying to get any vaginal sex at all. You bribe, you threaten, you use mind tricks in small doses. A simple handjob behind the tavern feels like a victory. Then much later, you’re in a full harem situation, girls you’ve broken in different ways, all with their own kind of corruption: the priestess who now begs you to cum on her face because she says your seed is her “new holy water,” the warrior who used to kick your ass and now kneels to kiss your boots and give you a slow, teasing footjob because she “must honor her master.” There is a scene where you call three of them into your throne room, make one worship your cock with her tits while the other two kiss each other under your orders. You switch roles mid scene, pull one by the hair into your lap, force her to ride you while she’s still mind controlled to call you “my king” each time she cums. It is dark, it is male domination all the way, with slavery stuff not trying to be nice. Sometimes it feels too cruel, like when you break a monster girl who was actually kind of sweet before, turn her into a sex pet with a collar, and the game just shrugs like “yeah, that’s normal here.” But then, that is exactly the fantasy it goes for and never apologizes. The adventure side is mostly a reason to walk into new locations and find more women to ruin: caves with captive monster girls, castles with bored queens, little farmhouses where you corrupt a whole family one by one. There is a weird comfort in how trashy it is. The story pretends to talk about conquering the world, but everyone knows the real goal is conquering every pussy, mouth, and pair of tits you can reach. And it delivers that, slowly, nastily, with every new scene turning another “good girl” into a dripping, obedient toy that calls you Demon King while you fuck her brains out.

Whore Effect feels like someone modded Mass Effect after a long night, got horny, and never bothered to clean it up. In a good way and also not in a good way. You play as a very unprofessional Commander Shepard, a female captain who’s supposed to save the galaxy from Reapers but mostly keeps getting distracted by tits, alien pussy and stupid little errands that end with somebody getting creampied. The game doesn’t even pretend she’s noble. She flirts like a drunk, fucks like she’s speedrunning porn scenes, and still somehow pulls off the “good captain” thing just enough that you don’t feel like she should be court-martialed immediately. It’s a sandbox kind of structure, so you’re bouncing around to different locations, poking stuff, talking to people who all secretly or openly want to fuck you, clicking weird little minigames that look like they were programmed in a hangover. I liked that it never slows down to explain itself. You either get it or you mash buttons until Shepard moans and something fills her. Works both ways.

The erotic focus is very clear: vaginal sex, a lot of it, not shy at all, with explicit angles that feel like the dev really loved certain positions and just kept reusing them. Creampie is everywhere. Humans, asari, monster girls with too many teeth, it all ends with Shepard leaking something. The parody vibe is strong, but a bit stupid in a charming way, like someone remembered Mass Effect from years ago and is re-telling it from memory while half watching porn on another monitor. Liara T’Soni shows up, or something close enough to her that your brain fills the gap, and the scenes with her are honestly the best part. There’s this one bit where you’re supposed to do something serious for the mission, but the “puzzle” is basically teasing her until she caves and begs you to fuck her, and then the actual objective just pops up done afterward. That kind of fake challenge happens a lot: a puzzle, a stupid little pattern matching game, then suddenly you’re riding some alien on a console in the background like it’s nothing. It’s stupid. I still replayed that Liara scene three times.

Sound is where it got me, though, which is probably not what the dev expected. The music is this weird mash of euro-club loops, slightly off-key sci-fi ambience and cheap porn groove. None of it matches tempo properly and I kind of love it. There’s a track in one of the early ship sections that sounds like someone tried to copy the Mass Effect synth pads, then said “fuck it” and threw a lazy trap beat under it. Totally wrong for a dramatic commander speech, but when Shepard is naked and spread on some alien lab table, that beat suddenly makes sense. Her moans are uneven too, like they were recorded in different sessions with different mics, so sometimes she sounds like a porn star, sometimes like a streamer quietly failing to be discreet in a thin-walled apartment. It’s messy, but the mess sells the fantasy more than a perfect mix would. My only real audio complaint: there’s this tiny click every time one specific loop restarts in a sex scene in the medbay. Once you notice it you can’t unhear it and it drove me insane. I kept expecting an update that fixes it. It never came.

Anyway, don’t come here for deep sci-fi, even if it pretends to be Mass Effect with monsters and fantasy bits glued on. The “adventure” is just an excuse to walk into a room, say something horny and completely unprofessional, then end up with Shepard’s legs in the air. Some of the sex scenes play out almost like bad fanfic you’d find on an old forum, but the game leans into that cheap feeling so hard it circles around to being fun. Shepard acts like the galaxy’s horniest commander, you get a bunch of alien and monster girl scenes, some light puzzles that exist mostly to slow down your fap just enough, and a soundtrack that sounds like it’s coming from an old pirated MP3 collection. It’s trashy, it knows it’s trashy, and it kind of winks at you every time another creampie drips out on the floor of the Normandy.