This thing throws you right into Luna’s brain like she just walked out of some cute fairy anime and then got slapped in the face with Pornhub. She lands in this sleepy little village that looks all soft and cozy at first, flowers everywhere, people smiling too much, that fake kind of wholesome you see in small town Instagram pics. Then you start talking to folks and realize half the town is backed up and horny and the other half is busy pretending sex doesn’t exist, and you’re basically hired as the official “please fuck everyone before the world breaks” girl. Luna’s this tiny fey girl with huge eyes and a body that absolutely doesn’t match her clueless personality, big tits bouncing when she runs around doing “quests” that are really just setups for sex scenes pretending to be favors. It goes from cute to filthy in like three clicks, and the shift actually works, because she never really stops being sweet even when she’s covered in cum and asking who’s next.

What surprised me is how the game mixes the management stuff with the actual porn. You’re not just clicking through dialog to reach a CG. You’re checking Luna’s lust vs restraint, choosing if she plays hard to get or just drops to her knees the moment someone even hints at wanting a blowjob. I had one scene where she went to “comfort” this nervous girl from the celibacy cult, and depending on your stats it either stays soft with tender kissing and slow, shivery groping or it flips into Luna pushing the girl against the wall and making her whimper while she eats her out. The lesbian content is honestly the best part here, the dev clearly likes women actually enjoying themselves, not just moaning for the camera. There’s this one bit with a monster girl who’s way taller than Luna, thick thighs, big ass, extra limbs doing their own thing, and Luna’s just hanging off her like a toy while getting absolutely stuffed. It looks ridiculous and hot at the same time, especially when the monster girl keeps teasing her, holding her just out of reach of orgasm until Luna’s begging and drooling and promises to be a “good village toy.” I thought I’d hate the corruption angle, but watching Luna slowly go from “oh my, is this okay?” to casually asking if someone wants their pussy or their ass first kind of sneaks up on you, and suddenly the innocent fairy girl is the one pushing sex toys into cult ladies and telling them they’ll sleep better with a creampie.

The tone jumps all over the place, in a good way and also in a “what the fuck are we doing” way. One scene is goofy, like Luna streaking across a field because some pervy shrine spirit only listens to naked people, and she’s half embarrassed and half giggling while villagers pretend not to stare. Next scene there’s this dark church basement where lust is literally warping reality, and you’ve got tentacly shapes hugging her thighs, sliding under her clothes, making her moan and blush while she’s trying to look brave. The game keeps teasing exhibitionism, like Luna getting used to people watching her, breasts out, ass grabbed, someone’s tongue in her mouth while another hand pushes her thighs apart. Then later you bump into a stupid little issue like the UI hiding half a dialogue choice and it annoys the hell out of you, but you forget that once she’s riding some big guy, tits bouncing, her expression going from nervous to “fuck, harder” in a few frames. The humor actually lands most of the time, especially when Luna tries to be “professional” about giving happy endings and treats it like customer service on crack. One moment she’s politely asking a woman if she prefers fingers or tongue, next moment an eldritch goddess that looks like a horny sea nightmare is using her like a toy, and Luna’s trying to keep it together while getting filled from angles that don’t even make sense. The best part is when her restraint is low and she starts teasing others first, grinding on a shy girl’s lap, guiding some flustered villager’s hands to her tits, whispering dirty things in a tone that still sounds like a fairy offering you flowers. It shouldn’t work. It kind of shouldn’t even be this hot. But here we are.

Guy gets turned into roadkill, wakes up in horny fantasy land, and the first thing the world says is basically “congrats, you’re the protagonist, go ruin everybody’s morals.” That’s the vibe. It looks like some dev took an isekai light novel, poured milk all over it, and then asked “ok but what if every side quest slowly turned nice people into cock-drunk pervs with huge tits.” You wander around clicking on stuff like a regular point and click sandbox, but half the time you’re just peeking at thick milfs bending over, and the other half you’re getting sucked off behind some tavern while a slime monster pretends not to watch. The animated scenes are the real hook: boobs bouncing, milk dripping, asses shaking, all that 3D porn game energy where every character has a spine made of rubber and an ass that would absolutely kill your actual back. One minute you’re in a “normal” fantasy town, next minute you’re sneaking into a bedroom, watching a sleeping woman’s blankets slowly slide off her massive tits, and the game just quietly suggests “hey, what if you corrupt her while she sleeps.” It doesn’t ask if you’re a good person. It assumes you’re not.

What surprised me is how often it tries to be funny and actually lands it, then goes straight into some really fucked up humiliation or slave stuff without warning. There’s this milf with a huge ass who talks to you like you’re a useless little nerd, then three quests later she’s stripped in public, face red, tits out, calling you “master” while pretending she hates it and clearly loving every second. The corruption vibe is slow burn if you click around and talk to people, but if you’re impatient you can just stumble into scenes where a monster gets involved and suddenly that “adventure” tag stops feeling heroic real quick. Oral, vaginal, creampie, sleep sex, voyeur stuff, it’s all there, and the game’s not shy. I had one scene where I was hiding behind a door, watching a thick chick lactate all over herself while she tried to clean up, and I honestly spent more time nudging the camera just to see how the milk rolled down her stomach than progressing the actual quest. Stupid thing that bothered me: sometimes the sandbox pacing feels like the game forgot what it wanted you to do. You’ll be horny, you’ll have your dick in hand, and it’s like “go click this random barrel three times.” But then you get rewarded with some animated stripping scene where a monster girl does this slow, teasing dance that absolutely doesn’t match the silly fantasy tone and somehow that clash makes it hotter. It kinda feels like your browser history got reincarnated with you.

Guy wakes up every morning, brain full of holes, surrounded by women who clearly know way more about him than he knows about himself, and somehow it all turns into a slow-burn porn novel instead of a mental breakdown. That’s pretty much the vibe here. This is not the usual “click two times, tits appear, everyone moans like a broken Pornhub loop” thing. The game just sits you down and goes, “Sit, read, feel things,” then quietly slips a hand in your pants half an hour later. You start as the male MC before all the happy family stuff, still trying to remember who he was and what kind of man he wants to be. Which in practice means: you walk around, talk a lot, flirt by accident, flirt on purpose, say the wrong thing, reload, pretend you didn’t say the wrong thing, and somehow this path leads to multiple women wanting to ride you raw like it’s a full time job with benefits. The romance creeps in first, then the clothes start disappearing much later, and that delay is exactly what makes the first handjob scene hit like a truck.

There is this slightly evil pleasure watching the MC pretend he is just being “nice” while every woman around him is stacked like someone lost control of the breast slider. Nothing subtle. Big tits pressing into him during a “totally innocent hug”, thighs wrapping around his waist while she pretends it was just a joke, that one slow thighjob scene that goes on a bit too long, to the point where you start noticing tiny details like vein textures you didn’t plan to think about on a Monday. Animations are actually there and not some awkward two-frame shuffle, which helps a lot when she’s riding him and you can see her whole body bounce, stomach, chest, the way her ass hits his lap, then he finishes inside and you get that creamy overflow that makes you go “yeah, that’s not a safe day.” Virgin stuff is handled nicer than expected too; instead of the usual “oops I tripped and landed on your cock” circus, you actually get buildup, nervous fingers, shy kisses that turn messy, and her clinging to him while he slowly pushes in. It still ends with creampie of course, this is not a church simulator, but it feels like the game at least pretended to care about her feelings first.

Weird thing, for a harem game it really leans hard into that “caring husband, protective dad material” angle. You can see the MC gradually shifting from clueless guy getting accidental boob contact to someone who genuinely wants to protect these women, even while he is absolutely stuffing them full of cum. Milf content fits that perfectly: older women looking at him like he is their second shot at happiness, then five minutes later they are on their back with legs shaking and nails in his shoulders while he pounds them and whispers romantic crap that would be cheesy if it wasn’t paired with actual vaginal sex that looks sweaty and needy instead of plastic. The only small thing that annoyed me is sometimes the pacing trips over itself: one minute you are knee-deep in emotional monologue, next moment there is a blowjob starting in the same scene like someone hit a hidden flag. But then she is stroking him slow with her hand, watching his face, teasing the tip, sliding her thumb over that little sensitive spot, and when he finally unloads, it spills on her fingers and she just lazily licks them clean. After that, you forgive the pacing. Or you pretend to, while you click “next” with one hand.

Guy is twenty, dick hard, spine soft. That kind of protagonist. He moves into this boring looking apartment block because his crush Aiko lives there, and he thinks it’s going to be all wholesome slice-of-life bullshit. Of course it’s not. The whole place is like a horny pressure cooker. Every floor has some secret: a girl using a vibrator a little too loudly behind a paper-thin wall, neighbors whispering about who’s getting fucked by who, that kind of vibe. It starts “pure” with him trying to confess to Aiko, stuttering like an idiot, jerking off in his room because he can hear her shower. Then she finds out about his feelings and instead of blushing she looks at him like fresh meat. That’s the switch. This is not a romance where the shy guy grows up and becomes a hero. He’s a toy, and the game really enjoys making you feel that.

Aiko is cruel in this soft, playful way that hits harder than straight-up abuse. She makes him edge while she sits on the couch texting someone else. She uses her feet on his cock and then acts bored halfway, like she’s helping a neighbor carry groceries instead of making him whine. She plays “innocent girlfriend” outside, but when the door closes she’s snapping pictures of him in panties and telling him how cute his “clit” looks. There are scenes where she pulls other girls into it, like it’s nothing. One moment she’s kissing him gentle, tongue slow, and the next she’s wiping her spit on his lips and telling another girl to “try him, he’s obedient.” Group scenes feel messy and intimate at the same time: too many hands, some teasing him, some slapping, someone pushing a toy in his ass while another girl rides his face and Aiko just watches, smiling like she’s proud and disappointed together. Sometimes she’ll let him cum inside, warm creampie and soft moan, then immediately humiliate him for how fast he finished. Other times she makes him stay a virgin in one way while turning him into a complete slut in another. You get these tiny choices about resisting or giving in, and half the time even “resist” just means you’ll break a bit later. The corruption is slow enough to feel nasty, but not slow enough that I stop yanking my dick. Honestly I ended up spending more time rerolling scenes and reloading for different reactions than actually “progressing”. It has that gacha feeling in story form, like “maybe this run she will call me good boy while stepping on my face, not just laugh.” And yeah, I got exactly that, and it still somehow wasn’t enough.

What I liked most is how the game doesn’t pretend the MC is secretly in control. He’s not. The girls treat him like a stress toy. One neighbor uses him just for masturbation practice, hands only, no kissing, like she’s learning piano. Another girl goes full lesbian in front of him, grinding on Aiko while making him watch and stroke, then casually uses his mouth like a clean-up tool. There’s anal stuff that just happens after enough teasing, no big drumroll, she just spits on a plug and pushes, tells him to relax, and if you’re like me you’re half angry, half horny, and still clicking “continue”. I kind of hate how small things feel huge: the way Aiko steps on his phone to stop him calling someone, or how she changes his clothes piece by piece until one morning he looks at himself and he’s basically her sissy pet. I wish there was more pushback, some route where he flips it on her, but there isn’t and there won’t be and honestly that makes it hotter. It keeps poking at the cheating angle too, like she might be fucking someone else when he’s not around, but you can dodge it if you want. Or not. Sometimes I let it happen just to see how she’d humiliate him afterwards. The game is clumsy in spots, dialogue weird, pacing off, a couple scenes feel like they forgot foreplay and just jumped straight to toys and screaming, but I still kept one hand on the mouse and one under the desk. I told myself I’d only play until he “wins her heart”. He never really does. He just gets addicted to her, to the collar you don’t see but definitely feel every time she smiles. And I’m still here, like an idiot gacha whale, praying for one more perfect pull where she says my name instead of his.

You wake up in a world that finally stopped killing itself with wars, and somehow it feels even weirder. No epic quest, no demon lord to stab, just this quiet, awkward peace and a hometown where people are falling into this slow, horny coma called Blissful Sleep. They look peaceful, but something is very wrong, and of course your own sister is hit by it, so you drag your ass back home. Daytime is all about pretending to be a normal adventurer who totally doesn’t get turned on by half the people in town. You plan routes, buy gear, manage your team like some horny version of a strategy RPG, but every little choice is secretly about who you want closer, who you tease, who you push into your orbit. There’s a priestess who talks about purity and then accidentally brushes your thigh a bit too long, a strict milf who pretends she’s only here to keep order but blushes like crazy when you actually flirt, and a monster girl with way too many sharp teeth who still somehow feels like the safest one to fall asleep next to. Text boxes look harmless until suddenly someone is on their knees and you’re trying to pretend you didn’t just click through a blowjob scene in two seconds by mistake because your hand slipped.

Night comes and the real shit starts. You drop into the dream world, and that place doesn’t care about your morals at all. It’s turn based, it’s dice, it’s numbers on the screen, but the fights feel dirty in a good way. Succubi taunt you mid combat, offering buffs if you “relax your guard” and let them sit on your face between turns. There’s this futa knight who shows up like some recurring miniboss, towering over you, cock already half hard, offering you a “truce” where she pins you down and uses your body as tribute. Lose to her too many times and you kinda stop being sure who’s dominating who, because yeah she’s the one fucking you, but you’re the one choosing to lean into it every time. The game lets you tongue-first your way through monster girls, slide into warm dream pussies, fill them until their bellies twitch, then throws you back into the daytime like nothing happened. Religion shows up twisted inside the dreams, holy symbols glowing while a pious girl wraps her tits around your shaft, whispering prayers while she milks you for another creampie in the name of “salvation”. You’re supposed to be solving the curse, finding the core of the Blissful Sleep, but some runs you just wander from event to event, pushing lust values, half-accidentally turning a kind woman into someone who begs strangers for cock in her dreams because you kept choosing the slightly more pervy option whenever it popped up. And somewhere in there, between a teasing handjob in the camp tent and a brutal futa-on-hero pegging session after a bad roll, you realize you’re not just exploring the dream world. It’s exploring you back.

TableTop BornStar is that kind of filth that pretends to be a respectable “board game experiment” and then just drags you into a slow, dirty corruption trip where you end up clicking “yes” to things you swore you wouldn’t. You’re this washed-up talent agent stuck in his office with an ankle bracelet, basically a horny goblin in a cheap suit, and you’ve got Mary Jane on the phone and in your cams, this adorable country girl who thinks Hollywood is about “art” and “dreams” and has no idea what cumshot even means yet. Every turn is dice and cards and little choices that feel small, like “take this photoshoot” or “meet this producer” or “try this new ‘acting exercise’ that just happens to involve a vibrator under the table”. Then ten turns later she’s doing anal for a low-budget indie “thriller” and you’re like, ok, maybe that one friendly massage suggestion was the start of a very long fall. It’s fun how the management side is just enough to feel like you’re actually running some crooked porn empire from your phone while you’re on the toilet, checking stats like “fame” and “innocence” and “kink” like it’s a spreadsheet, except the spreadsheet moans and asks if you like her new lingerie.

What really got me addicted is how the game keeps throwing you these decisions that sound sweet or romantic, then immediately gives you a way nastier branch if you’re in the mood to be a complete bastard. You can play the nice manager, hold her hand (and yeah, later, more than hand) and try to keep things “classy”, take her on slow-burn romance scenes, oral under the desk, soft cuddling after a creampie, all that fake Hollywood love story vibe. Or you can push her into exhibitionist gigs where she’s stripping in a cheap club with drunk assholes grabbing her big ass, backstage masturbation sessions just to “relax before the take”, weird board game events where a card suddenly lets you suggest a lesbian scene with her roommate and the only thing stopping you is your own conscience, which you probably left at the title screen. I had one run where she started in this cute sundress, barely kissing anyone, next thing she’s on a casting couch with three guys, toys involved, you’re watching from a camera like some happy little voyeur, and the game just shrugs like, “Hey, you rolled the card.” Then another run I tried to be more caring, focused on romance, and still somehow ended up with pregnancy drama and her asking if you’ll stay with her while she’s rubbing her belly and offering you a footjob because “you helped her so much”. Completely fucked up in the best way.

What I didn’t expect is how funny it is sometimes. There’s these stupid jokes about Hollywood, failed movies, directors who think they’re geniuses because they added one artsy black-and-white sex scene, and your character is just roasting everyone while also setting up gangbang auditions. The humor kind of hides how rough some choices are. One card event I got had Mary Jane doing a “serious” acting workshop which turns into blindfolded “trust exercises”, and the sound of the dice roll made me way more nervous than it should. Speaking of sounds, the audio is surprisingly decent: little gasps when you push her too far, slaps during spanking scenes that feel almost too real on headphones, wet sucking during oral that made me close other tabs fast so nobody hears. I wish there was a bit more variety in some moans, sometimes they loop in a way that made me think my browser bugged out, but I still kept playing, so whatever. The animated bits are short, kind of rough, but that fits the late 90s Hollywood trash vibe, like watching old bootleg porn tapes someone recorded over daytime TV. And those multiple endings sneak up on you: one time she was broken, fully corrupted and still smiling on red carpets, another time she was this successful “serious actress” who secretly sends you nudes between shoots, and I’m pretty sure there’s at least one path where you actually don’t ruin her completely, but I keep accidentally pulling cards with sex toys and group sex offers, so maybe I’m the problem, not the game.

Nolan’s life goes to shit in one afternoon. Fired, broke, ego crushed, he runs away to this tiny town that looks like it was ripped out of some cozy postcard, the kind of place where the loudest thing at night is a cricket and someone’s shitty truck. He just wants to drift, jerk off in peace, maybe pull himself together eventually. Instead, he walks straight into a war. A mega-corp shows up with glossy smiles and legal papers, ready to kick everyone out and drill the ground until there’s nothing left but holes and regret. And the most ridiculous part? The one thing standing between the town and total ruin is who he decides to fuck. Not metaphorically. Literally, who he puts his dick in changes the fate of everything.

Every route feels like its own little universe. One evening you’re on a rickety porch swing with the girl who pretends she doesn’t care, her shirt two sizes too small for those massive tits that bounce even when she breathes. She lights a cigarette, complains about the corporate scum, then suddenly she’s on her knees between your legs, mouthing off about “stress relief” while her lips wrap around your cock. The blowjob scene there is slow and messy, with more focus on her expression than any fancy camera bullshit. She gags, wipes spit off her chin with the back of her hand, grins like a brat, then asks you what you’re willing to sacrifice. You click a choice while your dick is still inside her throat. That’s the tone. Plot and porn stitched together so hard they start to feel the same. Another night, different path, you’re in a cramped office drowning in paperwork with the “responsible” woman. She’s got the biggest boobs in the whole game, all tightly packed into a blouse that begs for mercy. She makes you help her crunch numbers for some sneaky legal counterattack, and it’s actually kind of tense, kind of smart. Then, as a “reward,” she closes the door, climbs on your lap, pulls your cock out and presses it against herself while your hand is buried under her bra, fingers squeezing those huge, warm tits. She starts grinding, whispering in your ear about court filings and land ownership while you’re trying not to cum in your pants too early. When she finally slides you in and rides you until you creampie her on her desk, the game quietly shifts a flag in the background that changes the entire endgame strategy. It looks like a porn scene, but the script underneath is doing work.

What really sells it is how low-key rude the game is about your choices. You don’t just pick “good guy” or “asshole” from a menu. You decide whose bed you end up in, how honest you are with them, whether you pull out or fill them up, whether you help with their weird late-night problem or just jerk off alone thinking about their huge tits and fall asleep. There are several moments where the game lets you be a selfish dick in very horny ways. Like the shower scene where she’s already stroking you with soapy hands, water running over those big breasts, and you can either help her wash or just grab her head and fuck her throat until she’s choking on your cum, then pretend you didn’t notice she wanted more intimacy. That tiny click will echo much later when the town is on the edge and she suddenly trusts you less, or more, depending how you handled her. There’s a masturbation scene where Nolan imagines different futures with each woman, jerking himself off while the game quietly branches according to whose face he’s picturing when he finishes. Handjob scenes sometimes feel more loaded than full-on sex, because you’re talking about eviction notices while a soft hand is squeezing the base of your cock, thumb rubbing the tip as pre drips out, and you’re choosing dialogue options that might save or damn your neighbors. It’s horny, yes, but weirdly heavy too. Then again, nothing is really fair when your orgasm is basically a vote.

Shadow-Moon Station feels like someone mashed together a slightly horny Mass Effect side quest and a messy office romance, then trapped it all on one lonely moon where HR definitely does not exist. You play this young engineer guy who clearly has “I just want a stable job” energy, but the moment he arrives on the station everyone either wants to fuck him, lie to him, recruit him into secret shit, or all three at once. The sci-fi part is not just background wallpaper either, the station has this cold corporate feeling, like a smiling logo over a meat grinder. You do your engineering things, fix stuff, push buttons, pretend to be a professional adult, while every corridor feels like something could go wrong, in your work report or in someone’s panties. It scratches that weird itch if you like the idea of being a tiny human on a metal coffin orbiting a dead rock, but also getting teased with soft lips and wet sounds in a cramped maintenance bay, with the stars outside not giving a single fuck.

What I really liked is how the sex doesn’t just happen because “okay, scene time now”. Sometimes you pick a flirty reply, then later you are alone with her in some observation deck and she just leans in, kisses you slow, sits on your lap and your brain is trying to remember if you locked the door. There is animated stuff, so when she slides her hand inside your pants and starts working you off, you actually see the motion, not just text. Same for oral, there is this one scene where a girl who pretends to be all serious scientist goes to her knees in a storage room, the camera close on her mouth around your cock, her tongue playing with the tip while she looks up at you like “we never speak of this in the lab.” And the game doesn’t shy away from full-on vaginal sex and creampies either. You can go slow romantic under dim station lights, or just grab her hips, fuck her hard against a console, and fill her while some alert blinks red in the background. Funny thing, the UI sound when a choice pops up kind of annoys me, it’s this tiny click that gets in your head, but then during a hot scene I almost missed an important branch because I was too focused on watching her ride you, tits bouncing, so maybe that stupid click saved my path. Choices actually matter too, like you can lean into office romance sweetness or drift into more secret, dirty affairs, with chances to end up tangled with women who also have their own lovers, including some subtle lesbian tension that can turn real if you play your cards and your tongue right. Half the time I forgot I was supposed to be investigating corporate irregularities, because I was busy deciding if I should meet the cute engineer for a private “system check” or follow the mysterious woman to a quiet corner of the station where she whispers classified information in your ear, then kisses your neck, then pushes you against cold metal and makes you cum inside her, like some twisted ritual to seal a pact the company will never see in the logs.

Imagine if somebody smashed together Witcher fanfic from some horny reddit thread, a corruption sim, and those old Flash-era slider puzzles, then wrapped it in 3dcg versions of Ciri, Triss and Yen that look just different enough to not get CDPR lawyers knocking. That’s basically the vibe here. You’re this random guy in a twisted “what if” version of the Continent where monsters are less scary than pregnancy and everyone’s moral compass is already hanging by a thread. The whole point is simple: talk your way into their heads, fuck up their ideals, and turn the iconic sorceresses and one slightly traumatized white-haired princess into a personal breeding cult that lives and breathes for your cock. It sounds edgy as hell written out, but in the game it feels more like a slow and messy slide into “okay I guess we’re doing creampies in Kaer Morhen now.”

The fun part is how each girl bends differently. Ciri starts all stubborn and righteous, the usual “I’ve seen worlds and you’re nothing to me” attitude, then a couple of sharp choices later she’s grinding on your lap in some ruined tower, talking shit but not actually moving away while you keep pushing her panties aside. The moment when you first decide if you’ll go for bareback with her, knowing the whole breeding angle is a big deal in this world, hits harder than it should in a porn game. Triss is the classic big-tits redhead temptation package, already halfway corrupt before you even touch her. One branch turns her into this needy thing who keeps insisting it’s “just magic experimentation” while you pump another load into her and watch that spell circle on the floor pulse brighter. Another path has her still pretending she’s doing it all for “the greater good,” which is hilarious when she’s moaning loud enough that even a deaf drowner would look over. And then there’s Yennefer: the smug brunette who treats you like an insect until you finally catch her on one weak moment, hand between her thighs under a desk, asking very calm questions while your fingers keep sliding deeper. The first time you drag her from “you’re beneath me” to “don’t pull out” in one scene is actually kind of satisfying in a shitty power fantasy way, although the writing stumbles sometimes, like it can’t decide if she’s broken, in love, or just horny on potions.

What threw me a bit is how one wrong dialogue choice quietly kills a whole route without telling you. You think you’re being clever or “in character” for a Witcher-style world, then suddenly Triss stops visiting your room and Ciri just talks about training again and your cock-worship harem dream is hanging by a thread. There is a corruption meter hiding behind the scenes, you can feel it when a scene suddenly flips from vanilla riding to “press her down and finish inside,” but the game never really bothers to explain it. Sometimes that’s hot, sometimes it’s just annoying, like when I spent three runs trying to get a specific interracial scene with Ciri and a dark-skinned merc guy joining in, only to realize one early “mercenaries are scum” line basically locked the dude out forever. Also, the faces look great most of the time, but Ciri’s white hair clips into her shoulder in one blowjob loop and it drove me crazy, because everything else in that animation is perfect, the way her eyes look up, spit shining your shaft, and then this stupid hair strand just phases through her armor like it’s made of smoke. Still clicked replay on it like five times though. And the creampie shots are surprisingly good for a parody thing: you feel the choice, like, do you risk knocking up a legendary sorceress just to watch her pussy leak onto the sheets, or do you pull out and disappoint her while she pretends not to care? I kept telling myself I’d play “smart” next run, avoid the hardcore corruption, try a more moral path, but I always end up back in that same castle room, hand hovering over the option that says “stay inside her” and thinking yeah, alright, one more time.