You start as this so-called last DragonDong in Skyradia, which sounds dumb at first, but it grows on you, kind of like when you first opened Skyrim and spent 40 minutes just trying to make a hot character and ended up with something cursed. Here you’re already special, already packing, and everyone in this crazy fantasy land somehow knows your bloodline is legendary and your dick is basically a relic. The world feels like some horny version of a big fantasy RPG, where one moment you’re in a mossy ruin scrapping with bandits, and two clicks later you’ve got some proud warrior girl on her knees in a torch-lit hallway, drool on her chin, looking up at you from that nice POV angle like this is her favorite religion. It sounds like bullshit story at first, all “save the bloodline” and “mysterious vanished kin,” but when the game lets you actually choose if you play as a kind of romantic dumbass or total slutty menace, it hits different. One play I tried to be sweet, saying the right things, building affection, letting the scenes come slower. Another time I just picked every horny option, stuck my dick wherever the dialog allowed, and the game still rolled with it.

What I liked is that it doesn’t just throw sex at you for nothing, it makes you work a bit. You’ve got combat that actually matters for how you move through the map. Sometimes you gamble on your skills, sometimes you let the party do the work while you just pretend to be tactical. I had this one fight where my health was low, I screwed up some timing mini game, barely survived, then got rewarded later with a campfire scene where the healer chick, who had been super cold before, finally cracked and let me take her virgin pussy slow. The camera sticks close, like proper POV, her breathing changes between lines, and there’s this moment when she bites her lip and grabs your wrist to pull you deeper and the game lets you decide if you go gentle or just pound her into the bedroll. Went gentle first time, went full animal the second. Both scenes hit in different way. Same girl, whole different vibe just because of choices before. That kind of thing made the romance feel like more than “click gift, get sex.”

Not everything is perfect. Some transitions between adventure parts and sex feel like someone cut a YouTube video too fast. One second it’s “we must hurry, the world is in danger” and three dialog boxes later your cock is in her mouth by a waterfall and nobody cares about demons anymore. I’m not complaining, but it’s funny. Also, sometimes the game pretends you’re the noble hero, then gives you this option that is pure degenerate, like “comfort her” sitting right next to “shove your cock between her tits while she cries.” I told myself I’d take the wholesome path, clicked the worst one, didn’t even feel bad. The mix of exploration, flirting, combat, then suddenly being balls deep in some fantasy girl who moans your title like it’s a spell, that’s the charm here. If you play this, my only weird advice is: don’t rush every scene. Tease the game a bit. Sometimes refusing the obvious blowjob first and going with soft romance opens something filthier later, like when the shy mage suddenly asks to taste your cum after a hard fight instead of you pushing for it. Let the world breathe, lose a fight or two, say the wrong thing, reload only when you really hate an outcome. Stretch it. You’ll squeeze more out of every dirty moment that way.

Miserable salaryman with busted knuckles and dead eyes, that is where this thing starts. Guy was an MMA monster before, now he just rots in a cubicle, scrolling on his phone in the toilet, pretending to reply to emails while actually checking sex apps and watching pirate cosplay porn on Xvideos. Then out of nowhere, his old violence gets dragged back into the open and suddenly he is doing turn based combat in alleys and warzones instead of turn based meetings. It feels like some weird mix of One Piece fanfic, hentai trainer game, and midlife crisis simulator. One moment he is negotiating combat contracts with a cold mercenary boss, the next he is getting a titfuck from a drunk milf in a motel who has a maid uniform stuffed in her handbag for "work". The game just throws you into this mercenary underworld where everyone smiles like they know you are about to screw up your life, and it lets you manage that screw up day by day like some scuffed sandbox romance management sim that also really wants to show you ahegao.

The wild part is how much of the erotic stuff is glued directly onto the systems. You are not just picking “sex scene 1, 2, 3” from a menu. You do a mission for this pirate-inspired babe who is totally not Boa Hancock but obviously is, and if you mess up the combat, you still get a scene, but it is her sitting on your chest, calling you useless while she strokes you with just two fingers through your pants, slow teasing, no release, then she goes to fuck some higher-ranked merc behind a half-open door and you have to watch. That voyeurism thing hurts way more because it is your fault from earlier in the turn based fight where you tried to go full damage instead of guarding. When you get it right though, she climbs on your lap on the ship deck, half cosplay, half uniform, big tits bouncing, giving deep oral while complaining about your “no plan brain,” and if you choose the corruption options, she starts asking you to choke her and spit on her and eventually lets you creampie her ass while she wears that silly maid headband like it is the most normal thing. I actually laughed when the game let me switch from romantic “are you okay?” to “bend over the table” in the same phone chat log, like some unhinged dating sim.

There is also this whole NTR side that sneaks up. At first you think it is standard harem fantasy, you collect women like pirate bounty posters, from Nico-looking archaeologist type to serious older milf with big ass who runs a maid cafe as cover, and some android sex robot girl who is way too honest in her chat replies. But then the merc leader, this calm bastard, starts “helping” you train. You send one girl to work a side mission, the management screen shows she is "recovering," and later you catch a short animated scene where she is in his office, blouse open, him groping her while she is blushing, saying she only does this to get extra supplies for your squad. The game does not scream NTR at you, it just quietly lets it sit there in the log, like, yeah, she is technically still your girl, but is she? You can corrupt them in your direction too, sure, like putting the shy virgin into a maid uniform and having her kneel between your legs after a successful op, drool running down her chin during a messy blowjob, or making her use sex toys on herself in the shower while you watch from the door. But that little chance that someone else is also touching her, or that she will send you a phone selfie from a bathroom where you notice a man’s hand in the corner, gives the whole harem this dirty, unstable feeling. The game is horny as hell, full of anal, creampies, groping, vanilla sex mixed with BDSM edges, but it always ties it back to your role as this broken ex-fighter trying to control something in a world where even your own women might be getting fucked by someone stronger. And yeah, the AI CG sometimes looks a bit off, like one frame her boobs are too round or a hand is in a weird angle, but honestly, when Nico Robin lookalike is riding you in a maid cafe backroom, tongue out in full ahegao while you grip her hips and slam up into her, you will not care at all.

Everyone already knows what kind of game this is the moment they see Cammy in that tight green thing and Juri smiling like she wants to hurt you and kiss you at same time, so I will just say it straight: this is basically a horny gacha dream where all the fighting girls you used to “pause” YouTube clips for are now in a city that feels like mix of shady alley, school hallway and cheap love hotel, and all of them want to test you both in battle and on the bed. You walk around this dirty neon street hub, one minute arguing with a drunk guy about fighting tournaments, next minute you are in a classroom with Mai pretending to be a teacher and telling you to “focus on lesson” while slowly opening her top, and of course my monkey brain just thinks “ok, pull again, I need the alt outfit where she has the glasses and the crop riding up when she bends.” I play on my phone in bed, on Chrome, half the time with Telegram notifications popping up on top of Juri’s face while she is literally riding you, and I still don’t close the tabs, just push them away like flies.

The structure is kind of wild. You got this turn based battle system that looks normal at start, but then you realize skills are basically foreplay. You choose stuff like “Taunt,” “Seduce,” “Overwhelm” and you watch the girls react. If you win, they strip in stages and you get new scenes, and sometimes if you lose they flip you, sit on your chest and turn the whole thing into a femdom punishment route where you are tied, gagged, and she uses your face like a training dummy. Cammy is the funniest to me, she acts all serious soldier girl, but her “finisher” when you max affection is literally pinning you on the locker room bench, holding your wrists with one hand behind your head while you are inside her, and she keeps thrusting down until she forces you to cum deep, then smirks when you see the creampie dripping out later in the shower scene. They even have a school rooftop event where she pretends it is “training” and makes you keep going without pulling out while some random NPCs walk under the roof, and the camera angle shows you her boots pressing on the fence while she squeezes your hand. And yeah, sometimes it goes full male dom too, like with Mai where you finally get enough affection and she drops the teasing and lets you slam her against the arcade machine, legs around your waist, the screen blinking “K.O.” behind her while you fuck her hard and finish inside. It is stupid, over the top, and honestly the reason I keep buying premium pulls even when I swear I will stop, because that one alt Juri costume where she does a footjob during the “victory reward” took me like 80 rolls and I hated every second and still did it again the next day.

The writing is all over the place in a good-bad way. One scene you have cute handholding and romance in a quiet street with Chun-Li, she is walking next to you in normal clothes, talking about how she is tired of being strong all the time, then you end up in a tiny love hotel room where she climbs on top of you and rides you slow, kissing you, lots of soft moans, she asks if she can feel you cum inside and you actually feel like, ok this is kind of wholesome. Then two clicks later Juri appears in some fantasy dungeon side quest with magic cuffs, zaps you with some weird power, and sits on your face until you can’t breathe, grinding on your tongue while she jerks your cock with one hand, laughing, then forces you to cum on her feet and tells you to lick it off. There is goofy humor around too, like a gacha banner literally called “MILF Crisis” where you can summon alternate Chun and a new older teacher OC, and they joke about the rates being worse than Genshin. I was on Discord complaining about my luck while watching the animated blowjob scene buffer, because my Wi-Fi decided to die exactly when Cammy is swallowing, and it froze on her cheeks bulging with cum like a cursed WhatsApp sticker. Combat balancing is kind of scuffed, some enemies just stun lock you, and status effects feel random, but honestly I only notice because sometimes I just want to rush to the next blowjob or toy scene. The one thing that annoys me is the stupid tiny UI button to auto-skip text, I keep hitting it by accident when I’m trying to tap her nipples during the interactive masturbation scene, then the whole dialogue jumps and I miss some dirty line I wanted to read again. I complain, but then they hit me with an exhibitionism event where you are in the school gym storage room with a girl on her knees, giving you sloppy oral while the door is half open, people walking by outside, and she tries to keep quiet but chokes when you grab her hair and push deeper. And of course I forget all the issues and open my wallet like an idiot for another lewd gacha pull.

Feels weird to call Parasite Black a “game” when half the time it feels more like some horny, cursed holiday special I accidentally made into a tradition. I’m doing this goofy calendar-board thing on my stream where each day gets a theme, and this one ended up in the “Evil Santa’s Mistake” slot. Fits too well. You’re this poor bastard who survives a suicide mission and comes back with something inside you that really shouldn’t be there, and from that point on Mirnos basically turns into one huge “how ruined can this guy’s body and morals get” experiment. One second you’re plotting turn order in combat, next second you’re watching a milf sorceress ride you while her lactation literally stains the screen and you forget there was a fight at all. Not even joking, I missed a button prompt because I got distracted by jiggle physics and a smug dialogue line about “needing to relieve the pressure.”

What I liked is how filthy moments sneak in sideways. You open the map thinking “ok, sandbox, explore a bit, maybe loot,” and then some corrupted nun-type offers “blessings” that are basically: blow the holy guy, get tentacle’d behind the altar, then end up in a threesome where you kind of lose track who has a dick and who has a spell. There’s futa in there, but it isn’t thrown at you like a big neon sign. It just shows up in the middle of a foursome and you go “oh, ok, that’s happening now,” and it works. Same with the voyeur stuff: I was just checking a room for loot and accidentally triggered a scene where an older queen-ish gilf is getting railed by her guard, and the game straight up asks if I want to watch or join. Picked watch first, because of course I did. Regretted and didn’t regret at the same time. And the pregnancy angle sneaks up too: after enough raw fucking, some characters start talking about “consequences” and suddenly the netori scene you thought was just you banging a guy’s wife has real fallout showing up later in dialogue. That part actually stung more than I expected.

Combat is turn based but not sleepy. You actually think about who to target, where to burn skills, and there’s this fun tension because you know if you win there’s a decent chance the reward is someone stripping, someone getting their ass used, or some monster using your new “gift” in ways that are definitely not approved by any fantasy church. Sometimes fights drag a bit and I just wanted to skip to the anal or the harem event I knew was sitting behind it, especially when some early mobs feel like HP sponges. And yeah, a few routes are more polished than others. You notice it when one milf gets a full animated riding scene with different speed cycles, but the random village girl just gets a quick blowjob loop and a line that reads like a first draft. Didn’t stop me from reloading to see if I could corrupt her more though. Playing on phone is way too easy, by the way. I was on a fake “bathroom break” at work, thumb-tapping through strategy choices and then suddenly there’s this animated tentacle thing spreading a knight’s ass, and I’m speed-hitting the screen like I’m messaging on Telegram so no one walking by hears the audio. Audio that is a bit uneven, by the way, like moans are hot but some lines feel like they were recorded with different mics. Still, when you end up in a harem pile with a big-tits demon, a pregnant ex-priestess and a snarky futa elf arguing over who gets your cock first while the world is literally being eaten around you, you kind of forget to be picky. I just wish the calendar had a “too horny to function” day, because that’s where this thing belongs.

Everything in this game starts with that awkward feeling of coming back to a place that’s supposed to be “home” but actually feels like a porn parody of your own memories. You’re this guy who returns to his old city for college, carrying some emotional baggage, a phone that never stops buzzing, and a dick that gets him in trouble every ten minutes. It pretends to be a normal school slice-of-life at first, like “oh, classes, dorms, new people”, then suddenly you’re in a party bathroom getting a messy drunk blowjob from someone whose name you don’t even remember, while your in-game notifications keep reminding you you’ve got an exam tomorrow. There’s this really specific vibe: half coming-of-age, half “how fast can I ruin this dude’s life with bad choices and hot people”. And honestly, it works. Mostly.

The game lets you wander around the campus and the city, so you bump into scenes instead of having them thrown in your face in a straight line. One time I just went to the gym because I was bored and somehow ended up peeking through a tiny window into the staff shower, watching a thick Black PE teacher wash off after practice, her ass taking up half the screen while the protagonist slowly strokes himself. That voyeur stuff is handled in a really messy, human way. He feels like a perv, not a hero, and it’s kind of hot and kind of gross at the same time. Then later, if you actually talk to her and don’t act like a total creep, there’s this whole slow-burn thing where she teases him in class, does the “lean on your desk so her tits are in your face” routine, and eventually you end up railroading her in the equipment closet, switching between titjob and deepthroat while she keeps calling you “kid” like that is not making it hotter. The animation is unpolished, some loops are clumsy, but the body language sells the scene better than a lot of big-budget stuff. Faces actually show embarrassment, annoyance, or that “okay, fine, I want this too” kind of look. Then in the very next scene, the MC has this overconfident smirk that made me want to slap him. I liked him and hated him in the same click.

What’s very queer in spirit, even if the content is straight-focused, is how the game doesn’t pretend sex exists in a bubble. You’re not just picking “blowjob” from a menu. You text girls on your phone, get weird drunk voice notes, and watch them shitpost memes on their in-game social app. There’s this one storyline with a mixed-race classmate who deals weed on the side to pay rent. You can either be judgy or join her little side hustle. I went full disaster and helped her. There’s a scene in her cramped room where you’re both high, music from her shitty Bluetooth speaker buzzing, and the conversation just slides from “what are you running from” into her sitting on your face. It’s not some perfect porn angle; her thighs cover half the screen, her belly jiggles a bit, and the camera awkwardly moves when she grinds too hard. Then she pulls off your pants and lazily strokes you, gives you this sloppy half-committed blowjob, almost like she’s testing how much you can take. If you push your luck, she just climbs on and rides you raw while laughing about how terrible your pull-out reflex is. The creampie is framed as both hot and kinda stupid, and the next morning she’s texting about Plan B and money while you’re still replaying the way she shivered when you came inside her. Romance and drama get tangled with all the dirt: arguments in the cafeteria, jealous looks in the hallway, a “friendly” handjob under the table that clearly isn’t just friendly. Sometimes the combat bits feel random, like “oh, now we’re suddenly punching some asshole at a club”, but the bruise on your face shows up in the next scene where some girl licks your busted lip before going down on you, so at least the game remembers. I just wish the bathroom doors didn’t all open the same way; it bothered me for no reason, and now it lives rent free in my brain. Anyway. The whole thing feels unstable, horny, queer in its messiness, and a little too honest about how sex, drugs, and bad choices mix together when you’re pretending to be an adult.

Guy gets fried by lightning on the way from his boring office job and wakes up as the new dark overlord. Sounds badass, right? It actually feels more like getting dumped into horny hell with a to-do list. You’ve got a demon castle, a bunch of monster girls who either want to serve you, ruin you, or sit on your face, and a curse inside your body that randomly flares up like the worst horny migraine ever. One moment you’re checking resource numbers and troop morale, next second your vision goes blurry, your body heats up, and you’re pinning a monster girl to the wall, pounding her while she’s got that full ahegao face, drool hanging, tongue out, eyes rolled. The game doesn’t fade to black, it goes all in. Animated sex scenes, hips actually moving, tits bouncing, ropes tightening, soft moans turning into straight up screaming when you decide to go rough. I keep pausing to capture the best frames into GIFs, then going back because I miss whole animations. It’s stupid how many times I rewound one anal scene with a slimy tentacle girl wrapping around the hero like a hentai octopus hug.

What I didn’t expect is how the management and rpg stuff keeps baiting you into lewd trouble. You open the map just to plan some combat, then some “innocent” patrol report pops up with a busty orc girl who “failed her mission” and now needs punishment. You can humiliate her in the throne room, bend her over the steps, slap that big ass until it jiggles, then decide if you’re fucking her like a toy in front of frightened underlings or actually comforting her with slower vaginal sex. Both still end with her broken, panting, eyes blank. Or that virgin elf mage you recruit, acting all pure and holy, but the first time the curse really bites you in front of her, you lose control, shove her against a bookshelf, tear her clothes and fuck her until she’s drooling and begging you to corrupt her more. She goes from “please, dark lord, control yourself” to “don’t stop, use my mouth too” really fast. There is some light combat, yeah, you smack monsters around, get loot, level up, but it mostly just feels like foreplay to unlock new positions, toys, and kinks. The bdsm scenes surprised me. Ropes look tight, skin goes a little red if you keep spanking, chains rattle when she tries to squirm away, and there’s this humiliation angle where you make monster girls lick your boots first, then your cock right after. It hits that fantasy of being absolute bastard overlord, even though the guy is still kind of clueless office worker inside, panicking in his own thoughts while his body is happily choking a girl with his dick. Honestly, the small UI sounds are too loud on mobile and it annoys me every damn time I adjust volume, but then the next scene has a monster girl choking on your cock with tears in her eyes and you kinda forget everything.

This Resident Evil parody throws you straight into Lady Dimitrescu's castle, and honestly? The devs knew exactly what they were doing. You're playing some poor bastard who's gotta survive Alcina's "trial" - which basically means getting dominated by a nine-foot vampire mommy and her equally stacked daughters. The turn-based combat system feels clunky at first, like they copy-pasted it from some RPG maker tutorial, but once you realize the real gameplay is about managing your stamina while getting your face buried in supernatural cleavage, it starts making sense. There's this one scene where Dimitrescu pins you against the wall and the camera angle is just... chef's kiss. The 3DCG models look decent enough, though Lady D's proportions are so exaggerated she looks like she'd topple over in real life.

Combat encounters blend into these weird BDSM scenarios where losing actually feels like winning. You'll find yourself deliberately failing just to see what creative punishment awaits. The spanking animations have more effort put into them than the actual sword fighting mechanics, which tells you where the priorities were. Sandbox elements let you explore the castle freely, groping your way through dark corridors while avoiding or seeking out the various monster girls lurking around. Some of the dialogue during sex scenes made me laugh out loud - not sure if that was intentional. The ahegao faces during climax moments are over-the-top ridiculous but somehow work within this campy horror-porn aesthetic.

What really caught me off guard was how they handled the size difference fetish stuff. Tall vs short dynamics play out in every interaction, from handjobs where your character can barely reach to titfuck scenes that look physically impossible. The harem aspect kicks in later when you're juggling multiple supernatural ladies, each with their own domination preferences. Voice acting ranges from surprisingly good to hilariously bad, but the moaning sounds authentic enough. Fair warning though - the grinding gets repetitive and some animations loop awkwardly.

You start as this shiny holy boy, all blessed and important, marching in to kill the big bad succubus, and the game just immediately laughs in your face. Nox wipes the floor with you, steals your power, and suddenly the mighty chosen hero is more like a walking protein dispenser in a world full of horny monsters that all want a taste. The whole thing feels like you accidentally clicked the wrong link on your church’s website and ended up here. Every area you go through is basically a trap: monster girls that look like they belong on some sketchy Pixiv page, smug milfs with that “I’ve ruined better men than you” look, futa demons with way too much confidence, fluffy girls with tails that distract you at the exact moment they’re pinning you down. You think “ok, this time I’m going to focus on combat, grind some levels, be serious” and then three seconds later some big tit demon bends over in front of you and the game is like, “sure you are, champ.”

What I liked is how it keeps playing this joke on your ego. You’re supposed to be holy, but half the time you’re flat on your back, getting milked, pinned, ridden, or just used like some toy. You win a fight? The monster girl still teases you, strokes your cock with her foot, presses her huge ass against you and whispers about how much you must be holding back. You lose? They sit on your face, fuck you stupid, ride your dick until you shoot inside them and they moan about how “the church raises such obedient little cum donors.” There is a lot of view-from-your-own-eyes stuff, with thighs closing around your head, tits smooshing against you, and those moments where you’re staring up at a smug face while she grinds on your lap and you can feel yourself giving up both the fight and your stats. Creampies are not subtle either. You see it, you hear it, they talk about it. Some girls get off on stuffing you dry, rubbing your leaking cock on themselves, looking you in the eyes while you twitch and spill inside them again. Oral scenes flip around a lot: sometimes they worship you, sometimes they grab you by the hair and shove your face between their legs until you are basically just a tongue with a body attached. There are furry girls that act like they’re “just curious” and then five seconds later they’re riding you, tail wrapping around your leg while they moan in your ear. A few scenes really go hard on the feet stuff too, like this one where a demon queen keeps your hands bound and makes you cum only from her soles and toes, then laughs that a “holy hero” got trained by her feet. You can pretend you’re here for the RPG elements, the sandbox, the power climb, whatever. But then you’re peeking around a corner just to watch two monster girls play with each other, or letting a milf priestess “cleanse” you with her mouth while your stats mysteriously drop again, and you realize the real boss fight is just how long you can last before you give in on purpose.

A horny old man jerking off to JAV, a plane falling out of the sky, instant death and then he wakes up as some scrawny school kid under a cliff in fantasy land. That’s the energy here. The game doesn’t pretend to be deep. You’re basically a 69-year-old pervert stuck in a teenage body with weird superpowers and way too much access to women who should really know better. It plays like some trashy isekai parody that got drunk and decided it wants to be both a fighting game and a porn VN at the same time. One second you’re doing dumb turn-based combat in a school uniform, the next you’re buried in big tits, or stuffing a milf against a wall and going from groping to oral to a lazy little titfuck scene like it’s just another Tuesday. The harem angle hits fast too. Every new girl might as well have “future cumdump” written on her forehead. Virgin shy girl from school, tall milf with the fat ass, teacher with glasses, the barefoot weirdo who keeps bringing her feet way too close to your face so of course it leads to a footjob later. It doesn’t even try to be subtle. And honestly I respect that.

What really sticks out for me is the voices and sound, in both good and bad way. I play on my phone with wired earbuds like some old guy, and half the time the voice lines are pretty hot, little moans during handjob or the way one milf laughs when you blow your load on her tits, but then the next scene it sounds like she recorded it in her bathroom with a cheap phone mic. It breaks the mood. Some lines are looped at weird moments too, like the girl keeps gasping the same “ah… stop… ah… stop…” while you’re clearly already balls deep in vaginal sex and there is zero stopping. The moans are hot, but they repeat a bit too much. And the game loves to jump from serious story to dumb humor with dick jokes. One moment they’re talking about tragic backstory near the cliff, next moment your power-up is triggered by watching porn on some in-game knockoff of Pornhub. The UI is a whole other mess. Tiny buttons in the corner, low contrast text over fancy backgrounds, no real settings for bigger fonts or high contrast mode. I use Android accessibility magnifier a lot, and this game fights me on it. Some menus don’t scroll right when zoomed. Try hitting the tiny “skip” button during a long voiced intro while your left thumb is covering half the screen, it’s like doing a precision platformer just to avoid another line of badly timed breathing sounds. They added a “auto” button for text, but you can’t slow it down enough if you read slower or English is not your first language. Sometimes the auto just skips mid line too.

The sex animation itself is pretty fun, even if a bit janky. There’s this scene where the main character uses his new power in a fight, wins by some flashy move, then right after is “rewarded” by the girl kneeling between his legs in some forest clearing, giving him this sloppy blowjob while still in her school uniform. The camera lingers on the big ass and big tits like it forgot which part it wants to focus on. Then later you get a full on harem scene where they all line up to “help” you recover your mana or whatever, and it becomes a mix of masturbation, footjob and oral at the same time, with half of the girls moaning in your ear. It is ridiculous and kind of hot but also low-key funny because the sound mixing puts one girl’s voice way louder than the others, so it feels like she’s right next to your mic and the rest are in the hallway. There’s a little masturbation scene early on where your reincarnated guy is alone in his new room, remembering JAV, and it’s nice they made it interactive, but the stroke speed feels locked and there is no proper feedback for blind or low vision players, no vibrations, no audio cue to say “you’re about to cum”. For a mobile game where everyone plays with thumb controls on tiny screens, the dev really forgot that not everyone has perfect eyesight or fast reading. You can’t remap gestures, can’t turn off certain flashing effects in combat, and if you use system-level text scaling from Android settings, some labels clip out of their boxes. The game is horny as hell, the jokes are dumb, the power fantasy is obvious, and in a weird way that’s charming, but every time I squint at a tiny button during a hot scene, I just think: you can give me a milf riding my dick with full voice, but you can’t give me a proper font size slider?

You start as this cocky "hero", all armor, big sword and bigger ego, and then the game just throws you into a dungeon where every single enemy wants to fuck that confidence right out of you. Literally. First fight, I thought I was playing some normal turn based thing, picking attack, defend, whatever. Then the girl I was fighting just dropped her top mid battle, the combat log changed, and suddenly my hit chance went down because my dude was getting too horny to think straight. Yeah, that kind of game. You’re supposed to chase high score, but half the time you’re just fighting your own hard-on and trying not to let your sanity bar melt while a futa demon is grinding on your face and asking if you "really want to win, or if you want to moan". By the way, I clicked moan. Just for research.

What sells it is how it mixes this horny fantasy dungeon thing with real pornstar faces, like you’re fighting some succubus and recognize her from that one video you totally didn’t watch on xvideos last week. Some girls keep it playful, they tease, lick you, lots of oral stuff mid fight, just edging you while you try to squeeze in one more attack. Others go straight full dom on you, pin you, ride you raw, talk shit while draining your sanity every turn with anal or deepthroat or whatever they feel like. You see the icons, you know what’s coming, and still you waste your turn choosing "resist" like an idiot when you could just lean into being a sex toy. There is prostitution too, kind of funny, because you think you’re the mighty hero, then two bad runs later you’re broke and suddenly you’re the one selling your body at some shady tavern to get enough gold for better gear. Or maybe you just keep whoring because watching your "legend" slowly slide into being a well used cumdump is way too entertaining. I got stuck at one point with this overpowered futa knight who kept forcing my character to worship her cock every time I lost. I swear she showed up three runs in a row. That RNG is cursed. Or blessed. Depends how you like your fantasy.

And yeah, the combat is turn based, but the sex scenes sneak right into it instead of feeling like separate porn clips. You miss a hit, she laughs, grabs your hair, shoves your head between her legs. You defend too much, she calls you a coward, rides your face as a "punishment". There’s this one vampire chick that only attacks by draining you with slow, grinding vaginal sex, and at first it’s hot, then you realize your sanity is dripping away and you still have three floors left before the boss. It’s dumb, horny, sometimes cruel, and every loss turns into a long humiliation sequence where your hero gets broken in like a good little whore. The game keeps asking if you’ll become a legend or a slave, but honestly, after a few runs, you stop pretending. You pick the options that feel the dirtiest, you let them choke you, spit on you, fill every hole, and you watch the score climb while your dignity just vanishes somewhere between "tease" and "submit". I’m still annoyed the moan sound is like half a second too loud compared to the rest, by the way. No reason. Just pisses me off every single time it pops.