For as long as she could remember, even pre-memory as she likes to think, Melenum (22) wanted to be a horse. Lucky for her she lives in a province where that not only is a possibility but a noble and respectable goal.
But, it also is a tough career choice...
Even for Melenum, who is really into the culture, it still takes her four years before she finishes with all the requirements, the pre-training, the contract signing, the transformations and the full training program.
This story starts on the day she becomes a fully contracted horse, the property of Magdalene and Finn Park(46).
People who have never owned one before now need one for something deeply important. To carry goods for them as they travel along the mountains to visit the great monument.
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You arrive in another world… with a hard-on for justice!
And now, the future of this world-without-a-future lies entirely in your half-metal hands.

Welcome to EROTIC COSMIC SHERIFF ORGIVAN: VOLUME 1 — an adult visual novel where eroticism meets retro tokusatsu awesomeness. Embark on an odyssey of absurd humor, explosive action, and dangerously hot CG women.
As you, the hero, transform to fight and flirt your way through a world held together by cheap philosophy, questionable boners, and enough pyrotechnics to fry a VHS player. It’s a journey of flashing lights and unexpected depth — a unique story proudly wrapped in glorious, deliberate retro trash. Will you become the savior this world didn’t know it needed… or just another pretty face in spandex? Orgivan promises a plunge into another reality you’ll never forget.

Features:
- More than a dozen stunning girls (a few of them synthetic or interplanetary!).
- They love a man in shiny armor with a rigid sword. Some are allies, some are enemies. All are equally questionable (just like in real life!).
- Not another boring college-life sim.
- Our light RPG-ish systems let you explore, collect, battle, and evolve your HENSHIN powers as you progress.
- It even has a real world map — with cities, places, and stuff!
- Carefully crafted one-handed gameplay.
- One hand for justice. One for… well, you know what you’re buying.
- A serious story that doesn’t take itself seriously.
- Written by Lord Buttish, an actual human being! With grammar, emotions, and lots of brazilian coffee.
- Original old-school soundtrack.
- Every track feels like it crawled out of a dusty cassette deck.
- Karma Is a Bitch.
- Your tone and decisions in Volume 1 will shape the sequel. Karma is permanent, and it remembers.

Takuro landing in Saint Arcadia feels like someone dropped a horny shonen protagonist into a hentai visual novel and forgot to give him a filter. It’s this “nice transfer guy” vibe on the surface, but the whole school is basically a pressure cooker of thirsty girls, teachers, and those strict student council types pretending they care about discipline while they’re secretly dripping. The game doesn’t even waste much time pretending to be innocent. One minute you’re sitting in this prim classroom with all the usual school crap, next minute the class rep is locking the door and explaining the rules of her “oral exam” with her mouth full. And yeah, his “special power” is exactly what you think it is: he fucks like he’s min-maxed a sex stats spreadsheet in a JRPG, and the girls treat it like a rare resource to capture or abuse.

What hit me is how fast it slides from goofy wish-fulfillment into this twisted power game. You’ve got the dom girls who put a collar on him, tie him up and make him cum just with toys and dirty whispering, like they’re trying to prove they own his dick. Then on another route there’s blackmail, where he suddenly flips the script, uses some secret he finds out, and you get that messed up “you thought you were in control, now open your legs and beg for it” vibe. One run I ended up in a clubroom scene with two girls going down on him at the same time, playing this cruel little game where one deepthroats, the other licks his ass, and they argue who can make him shoot harder. The voices there really help, they moan and gasp in that shameless Japanese way, panting through multiple penetrations, and yeah, sometimes the fake sobbing is a bit much, I had to mute my speakers and swap to headphones on my phone like I’m hiding porn from my own walls. There is also this weirdly hot scene where a teacher makes him “study after class,” riding him in the empty classroom, tits bouncing on his face while she worries about being seen, but still keeps fucking him harder.

The exhibition stuff is where it gets extra filthy. Like that moment in the hallway where a girl is jerking him off behind a pillar, classmates walking by, and she insists he can’t cum until someone looks in their direction. Or the rooftop scene where she sits on his cock, skirt pulled up, panties pushed aside, pretending to talk about homework while he’s fucking her from behind and she’s trying not to moan too loud. There’s even a sleep sex bit that honestly made me pause: him sliding his fingers into a sleeping girl’s pussy, then slowly pushing his cock in while she’s half-awake, mumbling his name, not really pushing him away either. The game doesn’t moralize, it just goes “yeah, this is happening” and moves on. Anal shows up less than I expected, but when it does, it’s usually tied to some “punishment” scene from a dominant girl, making him lick her pussy first, then ramming his cock into her ass while she calls him her toy, which is hilarious because he’s the one with the super dick. The only thing that annoyed me is one line in the UI they never translated properly, just sits there in Japanese and every time I see it I get slightly pissed, then immediately forget because someone is bouncing on his lap and screaming his name again.

Orange Smash! feels like somebody took a lazy walk into a creepy forest, tripped over their own dick, and decided to stay there because the girl who found them was way too hot to leave. It is one of those short, horny visual novels that knows exactly what it wants to do and does not pretend to be deep, but somehow it still has little emotional stabs that catch you off guard. You meet Yuma in this empty, almost dead-looking forest, everything quiet, no people, just you, trees, and this girl with ridiculous chest physics and a smile that looks like trouble. She talks like she already knows you, touches you like you are already her toy, and the game never really explains her properly. Not in a lore way, anyway. Which is kind of nice. You just accept that this monster-looking girl with huge tits shows up, teases the fuck out of you, and that is your life now. I played it on my phone while half-lying on the couch, one hand awkwardly holding the screen, the other hand very much busy, and honestly the mobile aspect matters more than it should. It is the kind of thing you open between checking Telegram and Reddit and then suddenly you are stuck watching her slowly slide her tongue along the MC in this long oral scene that lasts just enough to make you forget you were even “playing” anything.

What I really liked is how Yuma is written like a horny gremlin instead of some perfect anime waifu. She jokes, she mocks you a bit, she knows you are staring at her boobs and she uses it. There is this moment early on where she pretends she is giving you a “reward” for surviving the forest, sits way too close, leans in so her breasts press into the MC’s chest, and just keeps talking casually about nothing important, like she is stretching out the moment on purpose. It is obvious she wants to fuck, it is obvious you want to fuck, but she keeps you right at the edge of it, brushing your thigh, whispering in your ear, her tail kind of wrapping around your leg like she is claiming you. It is slow, but in a good way. Then the actual sex scenes go the other direction, like “ok, you waited, now take everything at once.” The first time she goes down on you, she looks up with this smug face that actually made me stop tapping for a second. There is something really satisfying about how she enjoys it too, not just doing service. She drools, she laughs a bit when you twitch, she talks with her mouth still messy. Later, when she climbs on top and just sinks down, there is this quiet line she drops, something like “you are not going anywhere now,” and it hits both as horny and a little scary. In a good, “I live in your phone and own your dick now” kind of way. The creampie stuff is straight up shameless, warm and sticky and drawn with way more love than some of the backgrounds. I wish the forest had more variation, to be honest, but I kind of forgot about that once she started bouncing on top of the MC, her breasts moving like they had their own personality. It is messy, it is focused almost only on you and her, and that single track mindset actually makes it relaxing. You open game, you meet weird lewd girl, you get teased, you cum inside her, you stare at the last CG a bit too long, you close game, you think “yeah, I might open that again later” and then you go back to scrolling like nothing happened.

What is this game about? The story follows a male protagonist struggling to escape his shadowy history while confronting powerful otherworldly beings.

What kind of gameplay can I expect? You’ll experience a mix of erotic content, character-driven plotlines, and interactive harem-building mechanics.

Who populates the world you'll explore? You’ll encounter a captivating ordinary woman whose light contrasts your darkness, alongside enigmatic supernatural beings vying for control.

What makes this game worth playing? You’ll find a unique fusion of sensuality, mystery, and player-driven outcomes that keep you hooked.

This one starts like some quiet, nerdy space office drama and then suddenly you’re deep in this fucked up future where feelings are illegal, everyone talks like a robot on meds, and you’re the only guy in the room who actually wants to touch someone instead of just optimizing them. You’re this engineer who’s obsessed with clean numbers and perfect systems, and the game really sells that at first. Everything is cold metal, white light, perfect symmetry, your point of view just gliding from panel to panel like you’re inspecting a machine instead of a city. Then you meet her. And yeah, the way they do that first encounter surprised me a bit. It’s not “oh no I tripped and fell on your tits” bullshit. It’s small stuff: a quiet look that lingers half a second too long, a soft laugh that sounds almost illegal in that place. You feel the main guy glitch inside his own head. The text actually slows down there. Suddenly his perfect routine is fucked because now he knows someone else is faking it too.

Sex takes a while to show up and honestly I liked that. When it finally hits, it hits pretty hard. There’s this scene where you’re alone with her in this maintenance corridor, all humming cables and soft blue light, and she leans in way too close to “check a sensor” on your suit. Camera tightens, your POV right at her lips. Her mouth barely moves but you can tell she’s terrified and turned on at same time. When she finally goes down on you, it’s not some porn stunt. It starts slow, almost clumsy, like she’s never been allowed to just take her time sucking a cock. The animation works well there, especially the little throat movements and the way her eyes keep darting to the side like she expects security to burst in. It’s hot because it’s risky, not just because she’s got huge tits and a fat ass pressed against the wall. Later there’s a sex scene in her apartment that really sold me on the whole “forbidden feelings” thing. You’re inside her, riding this slow rhythm, and outside the window you can see that clinically perfect city, all straight lines and dead light, and she’s clinging to you like you’re the only real thing on that whole fucking planet. She wraps her legs around you, big breasts pressed against your chest, and she keeps whispering “don’t stop thinking, don’t stop feeling” like it’s some kind of anti-government spell. Corny as hell, but it works in context. You’ll know what I mean when you see how she looks at you right after you cum in her. There’s so much going on in that one look you kinda forget you’re still buried in her pussy.

It’s technically a kinetic story, so yeah, no choices, no grinding stats, none of that “if you picked the blue dialog box you get anal” nonsense. Weirdly, I didn’t miss it here. You just click through and let it happen, which fits this world where everyone’s path is “assigned” from birth. Sometimes that annoyed me, like in this one scene where you’re clearly screaming inside your head “kiss her, you idiot” and the script just makes him walk away, but at the same time that frustration actually matches who he is. Cold, controlled, scared of his own dick and his own heart. The romance parts are softer than I expected for a porn game. There’s a quiet moment where she’s lying on your chest after sex, naked except for this stupid regulation collar that tracks her vitals, and instead of going for round two you just… talk. About stupid things like favorite sounds, or what it feels like to dream, stuff nobody in that world is supposed to care about. I was low-key more turned on by that than some of the pure porn bits. Not saying everything works. Some lines sound like they were written by a very horny philosopher, and there’s one transition where it cuts from intense blowjob to sterile office briefing so fast it feels like your dick just alt-tabbed. Also the UI has this tiny little notification icon in the corner that pops in the middle of a deep kiss, and now I hate that icon more than the “are you still watching” message on Netflix. But anyway, if you like the mix of clinical sci-fi setting, big soft bodies, and sex that actually feels like rebellion instead of a minigame, this one does that vibe pretty well, even when it stumbles all over its own seriousness. The game kind of wants to be both porn and poetry, and sometimes it fails at both, but when it clicks, it’s that nice dirty-sweet zone where you’re jerking off and suddenly also wondering what it would be like if your feelings were literally illegal. Odd combination, but it stuck in my head.

Vacation in this thing feels like someone put a porn game and a lazy Sunday detective show in a blender, forgot the lid, and just let it splatter everywhere. You’re this burned out cop finally getting time off, expecting beaches and cocktails, and what you get is a storm, a creaky old house, and a small collection of women who, basically, have zero respect for personal space. The game doesn’t rush the sex right away, which I liked way more than I expected. First you’re just walking around, stuck inside because of the rain, checking rooms, bumping into half-dressed milfs and girls who treat clothing like a suggestion. At first it’s just teasing. A towel slipping when she thinks nobody’s watching, a shower door not properly closed, a laptop on the bed playing porn while she’s “not touching herself” at all. Sure.

The sandbox part is actually pretty chill. You click around the house, watch how the day moves, and slowly figure out everyone’s little secret. There’s this one scene where you accidentally walk past an open door and catch her on the couch, legs wide, vibrator buzzing like crazy, and she still acts offended that you didn’t knock. I laughed out loud. Then I reloaded to watch it again, because, yeah. Voyeur stuff is everywhere. You can stand there like a creep, peeking at them masturbating, or you can act polite and then end up with her on her knees anyway, pretending she’s “just helping you relax” with her mouth. The animations are surprisingly expressive in those moments, you see the body move, tits bouncing while she rides you, or her ass grinding down on your lap until your cum fills her and she looks pleased with herself, like she solved a puzzle. I had one run where I tried to avoid creampies and it lasted like 10 minutes before the game threw a “whoops, slipped inside” kind of scene at me and I just gave up.

What really caught me is the pacing, though. It’s not just click boob, get reward. Sometimes you do a little favor, chat during breakfast, hear some half-serious backstory, then later that same woman is pushing your head between her legs on the balcony, clearly enjoying the risk of someone down the street maybe seeing something. The humor is low-key stupid, in a good way. There’s a part where you’re supposed to “investigate” something, because yeah, detective instincts, but it turns into you stuck in a closet watching two of them make out on the bed and eventually go from kissing to full-on pussy eating while you try not to breathe too loud. It’s kinda hot and kinda funny, because you’re supposed to be a professional and instead you’re hiding like a horny teenager. I wish the UI didn’t make me misclick so often on the damn stairs but whatever, I still kept going back to certain events, like the shower blowjob where water runs over her big tits while she looks up at you, or the quiet night where she sneaks into your room, pulls your pants down silently and strokes you under the blanket, whispering that the others might hear you if you moan too loud. I opened this in Chrome on my phone once, saying I’ll just check one scene, and suddenly I’m sitting there, screen brightness low, following some stupid little side route just because I wanted to see if she’d use that toy on herself or on me. She used it on herself, by the way, and made such a mess on the sheets that I actually laughed, thinking whoever owns that house is never getting that deposit back.

This one starts with something way too real: a broke single mom, bills stacked, fridge kind of sad, kid asleep in the next room while she scrolls through job listings that all pay like shit. Not a fantasy princess or magic academy girl. Just a tired woman in a crappy apartment who still has a crazy nice body that the world keeps noticing no matter how much she tries to just exist. The game throws you into her routine and then slowly twists it, lets you push her from “I’ll do anything for my child” into “I’ll do anything, period” and watches how far that sentence stretches.

You’re not just clicking through scenes. There’s this management layer that sneaks up on you. Money in, money out. Rent breathing over your neck, some landlord who starts off pretending to be helpful, coworkers who side-eye her cleavage but also invite her for “extra shifts” that clearly aren’t in the contract. Schedule her days, choose where she works, who she talks to, when she gives in and when she still tries to keep some kind of line. One night you send her to a normal job where she just grinds and comes home exhausted, the next you decide the cash from a private “massage” in a shady place might be worth that guilt. And yeah, that guilt is a thing. She’ll touch herself in the shower after doing something filthy and the game lets you sit in that mix of shame and hunger, not just show a quick porn shot and move on.

Scenes aren’t just like “click, sex, done” either. They build. First it’s harmless flirting at work, some guy watching her bend over, her pretending not to see while the player definitely sees. Then little favors. A hand job for a little bonus. Letting a customer grope her tits under the table to keep her job. Later it turns into real prostitution, hotel rooms, cars, repeated clients, the ones who want her to suck them raw while she’s still half in her office clothes. Group scenes show up when you think you’re just doing “a special event” for more cash and suddenly she’s surrounded, on her knees, getting used like she’s some regular porn actress and not a scared mom who used to just serve coffee. Some runs I played her as someone who sheepishly accepts it, face red, eyes avoiding contact while a guy pushes his cock in her mouth. Other times I steered her into that moment where she leans into it, ass pushed back, moaning louder than she needs to because something inside her snapped and turned into this horny little demon that likes being watched and filled.

The corruption is not instant. That’s the thing that stuck with me. At the start, she masturbates quietly in bed, phone in hand, scrolling some tame stuff, then guiltily locks the screen and rolls over. Later, she’s using the same bed to ride some stranger who booked her for an hour, boobs bouncing, sweat on her back, and you can choose if she fakes it or actually chases the orgasm for herself. Sex acts go from awkward first blowjob where she clearly doesn’t know how to take it deep, to sloppy face-fucking where her mascara is ruined and she’s gagging around the shaft, spit all over her chin, maybe even taking two guys if you pushed her too far down that path. The animation style really sells it when her huge tits move with every thrust, or when her big ass jiggles while she gets pounded from behind, hands pressed on a dirty table that was probably meant for paperwork not anal-adjacent activity. Kind of wild to see a “mom” character used like that, especially when the writing sometimes reminds you she still has to prepare breakfast the next morning like nothing happened.

Cheating stuff comes in more quietly. There’s this sense she should be loyal to some idea of “good woman” even if she’s not officially tied to anyone. Depending on choices you can lead her into relationships she then completely trashes by sucking off a boss in his office or letting a client cum inside her without protection because he paid a little extra. The game doesn’t preach. It just throws you that moment when she’s riding another man’s dick and thinks “I shouldn’t be doing this” right as she orgasms harder than she ever did in her safe, normal sex. That tension hits weirdly hard. Group sex nights where three or four guys use her in different positions, or a rough session where she ends up with cum on her face, tits and ass at the same time, are almost treated like just another job on her schedule. Finish, wipe off, count the money. Then go to the store and buy groceries like nothing.

Kind of funny how the most stressful thing for me was not the gangbang, but clicking through her budget screen and realizing I messed up and now she needs to do something nastier to stay afloat. Feels like the game looks at you and goes “you did this” while also handing you another scene where she swallows a load she didn’t want to. I hate that sometimes the text box covers up part of the action and I keep moving it around like a clown and forget what stat I was tracking. Never got used to that. Still, there’s something very raw in watching this woman go from shy to completely broken open, using her mouth, her pussy, her ass, touching herself between clients because once you open that door, the lust doesn’t really go away. She can be a whore, a victim, a secret nympho, a half-functional worker who only makes it through the week by grinding both on the job and on guys’ laps. Depends on your choices, or maybe just your mood when you click.

Everything feels a little wrong in this game, in a good way. It takes that world of superpowered teens in tight uniforms and asks a very honest question: what happens when the war is over, the dimensions glitch, and nobody is watching the cameras for “heroic conduct” anymore? Suddenly you have a male protagonist who’s supposed to be some half-broken, half-famous hero, and he spends as much time staring at bouncing tits and asses as he does thinking about saving anyone. The story keeps using this idea of colliding realities as an excuse to pull in familiar heroines in school uniforms that are absolutely not dress-code approved, then quietly shoves you into situations where “training” looks more like a porn shoot with very lazy direction. The horny part isn’t subtle. You get scenes where you are clearly peeking from behind doors, pretending you care about plot while the camera is sitting on a girl’s ass in a tight uniform that rides so high it might as well introduce you by name.

What surprised me is how weirdly self-aware the dialogue feels, even when it’s dumb as hell. The English is sometimes stiff, like someone threw DeepL and Google Translate into a threesome and didn’t clean up after, but then you get these really sharp, stupid jokes about quirks being useful only for sex positions, or someone treating a life-threatening rift between dimensions like a bad Wi-Fi connection. As a linguist I kept catching those little false friends: words that technically exist but no native speaker would use in that moment, which somehow makes the girls sound more kinky, like they are dirty-talking in a second language and overcompensating. One heroine goes from blushing virgin line to outright porn actress phrasing in the same scene and the game just shrugs and moves on, and it actually gives the erotic part this trashy, late-night fanfic flavor that I kinda liked and also hated. The voyeur moments are the best for this. You hide, you watch, and the girls talk in this weird mix of “anime purity” and “I have watched way too much hentai and picked up vocabulary I should not know,” especially when they start describing what they want the protagonist to do to their “huge assets” like they are reading patch notes.

Gameplay is nominally just visual novel stuff, but it keeps tossing in choices that look important and then only really change which pair of big tits presses against the screen later. There was one scene where I thought I was going to make a morally heavy decision about collapsing dimensions, and instead it just led to deciding whether you catch a heroine changing out of her school uniform or walk in while she’s already naked and pretending to be embarrassed. The AI-generated CG is funny too: sometimes characters look perfect, like high-budget hentai, and then the next image gives a girl a slightly off face and boobs that defy physics in this way that screams “this was born in a machine that has seen too much porn and not enough bras.” But the game leans into it so hard it becomes part of the charm. You go from emotional “end of the world” talk straight into close-ups of a big ass pressed against glass, then a joke about how hero costumes are basically fetish gear anyway. I ended up taking a screenshot, sending it on Discord to a friend with the message “this is what happens when fan theories get horny funding,” and then jumping right back in. The writing keeps stumbling, the tone flips from dramatic to filthy, and the localization is all over the place, but somehow that chaotic mix of parody, voyeur creeper vibes, and schoolgirl kink fits the whole “multiple dimensions smashing together” thing a little too well.