Shy boy Riko shows up in this nowhere town, clutching his bag like it will save his virgin soul, and the first thing you notice is how small he feels compared to the house he walks into. Auntie opens the door with this lazy smile, tits pressing against her too-tight top like she forgot she has a nephew now and not a fuckbuddy from college. She leans in for a hug, his face ends up right between her boobs, and the game just stays on that angle a little too long. Not complaining. Inside, the whole place is this weird mix of normal family home and pervy stage. Kitchen where “family dinners” happen, hallway that’s somehow always an excuse to bump into someone’s ass, his tiny room where he pretends to study while something obscene wiggles on the other side of the wall. There is no slow burn. You get teased every time you click something. Sit at the table? Aunt bends over to grab sauce and her huge ass fills the frame. Go to the bathroom? Someone “forgot” a bra the size of his head on the sink. School is not safer either, just more skirts and more excuses to get pinned against lockers by girls who are way too comfortable touching him.

What really gets me is how the game pretends to be this casual sandbox while it quietly turns you into a complete pervert. At first you’re like “ok, I’ll just talk, be polite, I’m a good boy” and ten minutes later you’re timing your walk through the hallway so you can “accidentally” brush your hand along cousin’s petite butt when she squeezes past you. There is this one scene where Riko falls asleep on the couch, TV still running, and wakes up to someone’s hand in his lap. You don’t see the face right away, just the hand moving, the fabric stretching. Then camera pulls up, and it’s not the one you expected. I actually said “oh fuck off” out loud and then kept watching anyway. The futa angle creeps in like that, not all at once, more like “hey, you thought she was just a tomboy? surprise, she’s got more dick than you and is perfectly happy to grind it against your ass while pretending it’s just a joke.” The teasing never really stops. They grope him in the kitchen, at school, in the damn stairway. You think you’re in control because you choose where to go and who to visit, but every path ends in someone pressing their body on him or flashing tits when he turns around. Sometimes the humor lands, like when Riko tries to watch a “serious” movie with Aunt and she uses his lap as a pillow and just keeps shifting, her big ass moving like it has its own agenda, and he’s trying to hold the popcorn without dropping it while his dick is screaming. Other times the jokes are so stupid I opened Twitter and scrolled for a bit instead of clicking, but then I came back because the animations have this filthy charm. Bodies feel heavy, boobs have weight, asses jiggle when you slap them, and the whole thing looks just awkward enough to feel real, like some horny home video with a budget. I kept wishing there was some small quiet moment where nobody is trying to grind on him or call him “good boy” in that too-sweet family voice, but yeah, that’s not happening here and you know it the second Auntie “accidentally” grabs his cock through his pants while “searching his pockets for keys.” Riko pretends to be shy. You pretend to care. Everyone in that house is one wrong move away from fucking on the dinner table and the game knows it.

Rich kid with too much free time, horny brain and a house full of people he absolutely should not be jerking off over. That’s basically how this thing feels. You’re this young guy in a fancy place, got your landlady who basically raised you, the “old landlord” who pops in like a ghost that knows all your secrets, and then your girl Eva on top of that. And somehow, you’re trying to be a decent boyfriend while also sneaking around, staring at huge tits in the hallway and going back to your room to masturbate like a degenerate. It’s messy in a good way. Not like deep drama, but that trashy kind of tension where you see a scene and your first thought is, “Yeah I’m gonna ruin this family.” One moment you’re having a sweet chat, next moment you’re watching an animation of her big ass grinding on you and your hand is already on your dick before the line of dialogue finishes. Story pretends to be classy for like five minutes at the start, then it just goes full horny brain. I liked that. Or maybe I didn’t. Hard to tell when your hand is sticky.

First thing that hit me was the bodies. Big tits, big asses, that exaggerated porn look where you know nobody in real life is shaped like that, but your dick doesn’t care. The 3D models move in those short looping animations that actually feel pretty good when you’re getting a handjob scene or a slow titfuck. There’s a moment where landlady is sitting a bit too close on the couch, her shirt loose, and when you “accidentally” brush her chest the game lets you linger, almost like it’s daring you to push your luck. Next thing, you’re squeezing her and she’s kinda protesting but not really, and the camera zooms right into her cleavage while she’s breathing heavy. That groping loop is way too short and I replayed it like five times. Then another scene with Eva, your actual girlfriend, and she’s jerking you off with both hands, tight and slow, but the animation is a bit stiff and you can’t stop thinking that landlady’s boobs looked softer. Feels wrong. Still finished. Whatever. There’s a bathroom scene too, where you peek, get caught, and instead of a normal reaction you end up with her teasing you, pressing her huge chest against you and making you stroke yourself while she pretends she’s annoyed. It’s that kind of game: you start out watching, end up masturbating, half from shame and half from the teasing.

Choices matter just enough to make you nervous, but not enough to save your relationship. The NTR is not avoidable and the game really loves to remind you that you’re not the only guy around. I walked into one scene with Eva and another dude and honestly, my stomach dropped a bit before my dick twitched. Awful feeling, but weirdly hot, and the dev knows exactly how long to keep the camera on her face while she moans for someone else. I hated it. I liked it. I don’t know. That mix is kind of the point. Sometimes you’re getting a nice handjob in the car, sometimes you’re watching someone else play with what was “yours,” while you’re stuck in the corner jacking off like a loser. Don’t expect every scene to be perfectly animated or every line to be clever. Some dialogues sound like Google Translate got horny and lost focus halfway. A couple of loops repeat too much, and one titfuck scene felt like they were rubbing two balloons together. Still, if you let the game pull you in, the teasing, the slow groping, the way they always dangle something just out of reach, it works. Best way to play it? Stop skipping, let the build-up do its job, keep one hand on the mouse and the other where it wants to go, and when the game decides to humiliate you a bit with those NTR moments, don’t back out, just lean into the shame and squeeze every last drop of fun out of it.

Damian comes back to Milfheim with that fake “I’m a responsible college guy now” energy, but the game never really treats him like some heroic main character. He’s just this tall, slightly awkward dude who suddenly finds himself living in a house where every quiet moment feels loaded. The first breakfast with Helen already feels too intimate. She moves around the kitchen in this soft home dress that hugs her huge tits in that lazy, accidental way, bending a little too far when she brings him the toast. There’s this short animation of her chest lightly bouncing when she turns, and it’s not some cartoony jiggle either, it has weight, like whoever made it actually stares at boobs in real life. Damian pretends to check his phone while his eyes very obviously follow her ass when she walks away. The camera angle is rude in the best way, sliding just behind her, like you’re the pervert hiding in the hallway.

What really worked for me is how the game keeps using space. Corridors, door frames, that narrow little staircase, the balcony where laundry is hanging. It weaponizes small distances. Helen brushing past him “by accident” in the hallway, her hip pressing against his crotch for half a second too long. You get these looping animated moments of contact, like her hand on his thigh while she laughs at some college story, fingers spreading just a bit, not quite groping, but clearly not innocent. Then two scenes later she’s acting like a strict landlady, arms crossed, tits squeezed up, scolding him for not cleaning his room, and you suddenly notice how the blouse pulls across her nipples when she’s annoyed. It’s not subtle, but it’s also not just porn-on-rails. There’s voyeur stuff slipping in all over the place. Damian “accidentally” sees her in the bathroom through a half-open door, steam everywhere, her big ass outlined as she leans over the sink, towel struggling to stay closed. The game lets you linger on that shot with a tiny idle animation where the fabric slowly slides down her hip, just a couple pixels at a time, very slow, too slow, like it wants you to squint at every curve. I actually got annoyed the first time because I expected something to happen faster, but then I found myself rewatching that same loop like three times, just to see the way the light hits the wet skin. Stupid, but it works.

School setting stuff creeps in mostly when he goes out, which I liked more than I expected. It’s not the usual “harem parade in uniforms” thing. There is this one scene where he’s sitting in a classroom after hours, just empty desks and sunset outside, and a woman with a very teacher vibe leans over his shoulder to “check his notes”. She’s clearly older, not as soft as Helen, and the camera really takes its time on the way her blouse gaps when she bends. You see that line between her tits, the bra barely holding them, and his eyes flick up and down in these tiny animations, like he’s fighting himself and losing. She notices, smiles, and instead of calling him out, she guides his hand with this completely unnecessary full-body contact. Her ass presses against the edge of the desk, and your view just ends up framed between her breasts and her hips, like you’re trapped in this warm, slightly perfume-heavy bubble. The teasing is constant. A hand “helping” him adjust his tie that stays on his chest way too long, a “massage” after he complains about studying that turns into her fingers digging into his thighs, sliding higher, then stopping exactly where you start to think “ok, now she’ll grab his cock”. But she doesn’t, not yet. It drove me crazy once or twice, because sometimes I just wanted someone to stop playing and just shove his face into that huge milf cleavage and be done with it. But at the same time, the slow build with all the groping, the half-accidental touches, the glances from across the room, it sticks in your brain more than a simple blowjob scene. They do have oral too, and when it happens, it hits harder because you watched this woman pretend to be “proper” for hours of play. Watching that calm, polite expression melt while she’s on her knees, lips stretched around him, mascara starting to smear a bit, feels like you finally broke something delicate. I kind of wish the game didn’t cut away right after the swallow animation that one time, I wanted like five more seconds, but it never gives it. And somehow that missing piece makes me remember it more.

Hot Prospect teaser feels like someone tried to mash a sports manga with a horny training sim and then got distracted halfway, in a good way and also kind of a mess. You play this dude who is technically a football coach, but let’s be real, nobody is here for tactical analysis. The real focus is the shy girl you’re supposed to help “do good football things”, and yeah, that starts innocent enough with drills and practice schedules, but it drifts into “ok, this is not how real coaches work” territory pretty fast. Her whole vibe is straight from those manga heroines who hide behind their bangs, except here the camera is absolutely not shy about where it lingers. You open a scene, she shows up in tight training shorts, your brain immediately forgets what position she was supposed to play.

What stuck with me after closing the browser was not some big plot twist, just tiny weird moments. Like when you’re in the locker room talking about strategy and the dialogue suddenly slips from normal coaching talk into this awkward flirty mess. One line she says sounds exactly like something I’ve seen in a low-budget doujin translation, like the dev probably read the same scanlations in Tachiyomi or some sketchy reader app. Her body proportions are classic “artist loves ass and tits more than bones”, all that weight sits right there, and the clothes pretend they exist out of pure politeness. There’s a shot where she’s stretching before practice, leaning forward, and the camera just stays on her ass for such a long time I actually laughed. It’s not realistic at all, but also, yeah, I replayed that bit twice. The animations sometimes look a bit stiff, like the character is thinking “what is walk” while the tits do their own little physics experiment, and yet somehow it matches the horny manga energy. You know that panel where everything looks great except one arm is wrong? It’s that.

Under all the lewd stuff there is this attempt at an actual training arc, and it feels like a half-serious parody of sports anime. You talk about teamwork, mental focus, drills, then two lines later she’s asking if there’s a “special reward” if she scores. Dialogue grammar is a bit off in places, which honestly makes it funnier to me, like reading an old fan translation from MangaReader in 2012 where the editor clearly gave up on page 7. The teaser is short, but you can already see how the power dynamic will go: shy girl, big curves, trying to impress her coach, constantly flustered while the story gently pushes her into more sexual “training”. It’s not subtle. At all. There’s a moment where she clearly wants praise for doing a basic move and you can pick a more suggestive compliment, and that felt exactly like those VN adaptation choices that never existed in the original manga but somehow still fit. I kind of wish the football side was deeper, but it won’t be, you can tell. The game knows what it’s here for: big ass in too-tight shorts, big tits barely contained in a sports bra, 3D angles that keep trying to slide under her shirt instead of showing the actual field. You’ll probably forget half the lines, but that locker room stretch scene? That stays.

Imagine if somebody smashed together Witcher fanfic from some horny reddit thread, a corruption sim, and those old Flash-era slider puzzles, then wrapped it in 3dcg versions of Ciri, Triss and Yen that look just different enough to not get CDPR lawyers knocking. That’s basically the vibe here. You’re this random guy in a twisted “what if” version of the Continent where monsters are less scary than pregnancy and everyone’s moral compass is already hanging by a thread. The whole point is simple: talk your way into their heads, fuck up their ideals, and turn the iconic sorceresses and one slightly traumatized white-haired princess into a personal breeding cult that lives and breathes for your cock. It sounds edgy as hell written out, but in the game it feels more like a slow and messy slide into “okay I guess we’re doing creampies in Kaer Morhen now.”

The fun part is how each girl bends differently. Ciri starts all stubborn and righteous, the usual “I’ve seen worlds and you’re nothing to me” attitude, then a couple of sharp choices later she’s grinding on your lap in some ruined tower, talking shit but not actually moving away while you keep pushing her panties aside. The moment when you first decide if you’ll go for bareback with her, knowing the whole breeding angle is a big deal in this world, hits harder than it should in a porn game. Triss is the classic big-tits redhead temptation package, already halfway corrupt before you even touch her. One branch turns her into this needy thing who keeps insisting it’s “just magic experimentation” while you pump another load into her and watch that spell circle on the floor pulse brighter. Another path has her still pretending she’s doing it all for “the greater good,” which is hilarious when she’s moaning loud enough that even a deaf drowner would look over. And then there’s Yennefer: the smug brunette who treats you like an insect until you finally catch her on one weak moment, hand between her thighs under a desk, asking very calm questions while your fingers keep sliding deeper. The first time you drag her from “you’re beneath me” to “don’t pull out” in one scene is actually kind of satisfying in a shitty power fantasy way, although the writing stumbles sometimes, like it can’t decide if she’s broken, in love, or just horny on potions.

What threw me a bit is how one wrong dialogue choice quietly kills a whole route without telling you. You think you’re being clever or “in character” for a Witcher-style world, then suddenly Triss stops visiting your room and Ciri just talks about training again and your cock-worship harem dream is hanging by a thread. There is a corruption meter hiding behind the scenes, you can feel it when a scene suddenly flips from vanilla riding to “press her down and finish inside,” but the game never really bothers to explain it. Sometimes that’s hot, sometimes it’s just annoying, like when I spent three runs trying to get a specific interracial scene with Ciri and a dark-skinned merc guy joining in, only to realize one early “mercenaries are scum” line basically locked the dude out forever. Also, the faces look great most of the time, but Ciri’s white hair clips into her shoulder in one blowjob loop and it drove me crazy, because everything else in that animation is perfect, the way her eyes look up, spit shining your shaft, and then this stupid hair strand just phases through her armor like it’s made of smoke. Still clicked replay on it like five times though. And the creampie shots are surprisingly good for a parody thing: you feel the choice, like, do you risk knocking up a legendary sorceress just to watch her pussy leak onto the sheets, or do you pull out and disappoint her while she pretends not to care? I kept telling myself I’d play “smart” next run, avoid the hardcore corruption, try a more moral path, but I always end up back in that same castle room, hand hovering over the option that says “stay inside her” and thinking yeah, alright, one more time.

Classes, homework, horny brain that cannot shut up. That is basically the vibe here. You play this dude who is supposed to care about lectures and grades, but his attention lives somewhere between his dick and the bouncing asses walking around campus. The game spends time on that little dead zone between “normal uni life” and “what the fuck did I just walk in on,” and it actually leans into the awkward student feeling. One minute you are in a boring classroom, teacher talking about something you will forget in two seconds, and the next you catch a glimpse of her bending over the desk in a way that makes you instantly forget how to breathe. The camera really loves big tits and big asses, like… worship-level love. There is a scene early on where you are just supposed to look for a textbook in the library, but of course you end up peeking around a shelf, watching a girl think she is alone while she slips her hand inside her panties. It is not subtle, at all. You can either pretend to be a gentleman and look away, or stay, hand in pants, breathing too loud, terrified someone will hear you. Guess which option feels more natural.

It plays like one of those visual novels where you click through dialogue and pray you do not pick the “idiot” answer. The fun part is how often a stupid little choice later drops a plot twist in your lap. You tease a shy student once, like just a dumb joke about her skirt, and hours later you find out she has a secret folder on her phone full of… you. Screenshots. From class. From the dorm. From that one time you thought no one saw you jerking off over your laptop. That hit kinda hard, not gonna lie. The game really likes voyeur stuff, and it does not always keep you in control. Sometimes you are the one peeking through doors. Sometimes you realize someone has been doing the same to you. That moment when you notice a hidden camera in the corner of the common room and remember how many times you adjusted your cock in your pants there? Yeah. Instant cold sweat and instant hard-on at the same time. It gets funny too, in a dumb horny way. There is this running gag where the MC keeps trying to act like a romantic lead, saying smooth lines he probably copied from some dating advice subreddit, and the girls just look at him like, “are you okay?” Then two scenes later they are grinding on his lap in a locked classroom while the teacher is right outside the door asking if everyone finished the assignment. The humor is kind of clumsy, some jokes feel like someone translated them twice through Google, but that actually matches the energy. Like a real uni life: messy, not polished, full of secrets you only learn because you stayed a little too long, watched a little too closely, and touched yourself when you really should not.

Silvergate City looks normal when you first load in, just another campus with horny students and some hot teachers walking around, but this thing is basically built like a porn version of Twitch meets a trashy harem anime. You’re this guy trying to blow up as a streamer while juggling college, and it sounds kinda cringe until you realize every “stream event” is just an excuse to shove you into new situations with thick milfs and stacked classmates who apparently don’t know what a bra is. One minute you’re sitting in a boring lecture pretending to take notes, next minute your prof bends over the desk to “explain the material” and the camera in your bag is still on. The game leans hard into that school fantasy where nobody acts like a real adult and everybody’s down for some stupid risky shit in the hallway. It’s not subtle. Passed-out subtlety in a locker somewhere.

What actually hooked me is how your streaming career and your sex life are kind of the same thing. You pick what kind of content you do, who appears with you on camera, how far you go, and suddenly you’re not just unlocking scenes, you’re building a reputation. Do you become that dude who only collabs with older women with fat asses and that “I should know better” look, or do you play the nice guy for the shy girl with giant tits who secretly wants to ride you on a classroom chair after everyone leaves? Some choices feel small at first, like changing the title of a stream from “Study With Me” to something way filthier, then you see it pay off later when a milf from town goes “oh, I saw that video of you” and then she starts locking the shop door behind you. I had one run where I was trying to romance this one girl properly, like flowers and slow flirting and all, and at the same time I was banging her neighbor during “late night Q&A”. The game doesn’t slap your hand for it, it just quietly sets you up for that moment where both of them realize they’ve been watching your streams. That whole scene in the dorm corridor, when notifications keep popping on your phone while you’re still half naked, was messy in a fun, stupid way.

It calls itself an adventure and yeah, it actually kind of feels like one, mostly because you’re wandering around trying to figure out which place hides the next horny event. You might be going to the gym thinking you’ll just grind stats, then boom, trainer with a ridiculous ass starts “correcting” your squat form and you can practically feel her pressing against you even though it’s just 2D. There’s humor all over, sometimes it works, sometimes it lands like a dead fish. There’s this one recurring joke about your chat spamming dumb emotes whenever something sexy happens, and at first I laughed, then by the twentieth time I wanted to strangle imaginary viewers, but whatever, I still kept reading them. The game loves to tease, make you wait for that full-on scene, then just when you think it will blueball you again, it lets you pin a milf against the washing machines in the dorm laundry or sneak under a teacher’s desk while she’s pretending to be strict. The writing swings between goofy and surprisingly hot, like it can go from meme-level jokes to a really detailed blowjob description in one click. It’s not classy, it doesn’t try to be, but if you’re into juggling multiple lovers, watching your choices slowly snowball into a messy harem where everybody knows you from your streams, and seeing big asses and bigger tits squeezed into “totally not school appropriate” outfits, this thing gets pretty filthy in the best kind of trashy way.

Edgefield feels like someone took a horny college fantasy, fed it to an AI, then actually bothered to fix most of the weird shit that comes out the other side. You start as this 18-year-old kid shipped off to some fancy university that looks like every glossy brochure on Instagram, and you can roll as a guy or a girl, which already puts it ahead of half the usual trash. Game just quietly lets you decide who you want to fuck without preaching, and that part I actually liked. One save I played this smug photography nerd dude who pretended to care about “lighting” while blatantly zooming in on tits and asses, and another save I ran a female MC who basically treated the whole campus like a tasting menu. Both work. You bounce around the dorms, halls, campus spots, clicking on shit like an old point and click, except now the reward is someone dropping to their knees in the laundry room instead of a puzzle piece. It’s sandboxy, but not that fake kind where you have ten locations and nothing to do. Stuff actually happens if you poke around long enough.

The porn is where it stops pretending to be wholesome. The animated scenes are front and center, and they do not shy away from what the tags promise. Big tits that actually move when you fuck them, not that stiff balloon nonsense. Thick asses riding you in slow rhythm while your character tries to pretend they’re “bonding emotionally”. Vaginal scenes have that nice wet slide, you can see hips slamming, thighs shaking. Blowjobs are drawn with way more love than some of the dialogue, tongue work and spit and the whole “eyes watering while they keep going” deal. There’s one scene where you’ve been flirting with this girl in your dorm for a while, and when it finally pays off she’s on her knees in front of your bed, hand on your thigh, bobbing her head slowly at first, then really going for it. The camera angle tilts just enough to catch her tits pressed against your leg, and it’s the exact moment I stopped pretending I was just “testing the sandbox” and alt-tabbed out of Discord. And yeah, the AI CG is noticeable if you stare too long, some fingers look like they got into a fight with a blender and a few faces slide into that strange “almost human but not quite” territory, but somehow it kind of fits the whole cheap, horny college fantasy vibe. You’re not here for museum-quality art. You’re here because the game lets you be a male or female walking disaster, flirt with whoever, click around campus like a perv detective, and eventually end up with a mouth full of cock or a bed squeaking while your roommate pretends not to hear a damn thing.

Snow outside my window, pussy apocalypse on my screen. That was kinda the mood when I started this one on my phone, half watching some dumb Netflix Christmas movie in the background. The game throws you back into this infected city that looks like it used to have normal people and now it has horny trouble with teeth and claws and way too much titty. You’re this husband trying to find your wife and the tenant, like some fucked up holiday reunion where everyone might be dead or wet or both. It’s point and click, but not that boring “click lamp, click door, click your own soul” kind. You poke around ruined apartments, bloody hallways, busted elevators, and every so often you stumble into these scenes where sex and danger mix in a way that really shouldn’t feel cozy, but it kinda does. One moment I’m checking cabinets for meds and ammo, next moment there’s a half-naked girl with big tits pressed against a cracked window, breathing heavy while she tries not to scream because something is walking outside. That tension actually works. You’re thinking “please don’t die” and at the same time “please keep playing with yourself, fuck”.

The whole thing is weirdly intimate. The animated bits are not Hollywood level or something, but when the wife finally shows up in my run, she’s got this soft romance vibe, like she still trusts him, still blushes when he touches her, even though there’s blood on the floor and moaning outside that is not sexy at all. Then the game whiplashes and suddenly she’s jerking him off by candlelight, whispering about how they might not see morning, while the tenant watches from the corner, legs tight together, trying not to show she’s turned on. That voyeur lesbian tension is my favorite part, actually. Small touches like eyes sliding away, lip biting, that moment when she “accidentally” brushes her hand over the wife’s huge ass while they squeeze past each other in a narrow corridor. Also, the incest angle sneaks in more quietly than I expected; you wander into one of the safer rooms and the way the dialogue goes, it’s pretty clear family boundaries are more infected than the city. They don’t slam it in your face at first, but when it clicks, some earlier teasing scenes feel dirtier right away. And there’s one virgin scene that actually feels like something, not just “sex tutorial”. Girl shaking, hands on his shoulders, trying to be brave while there’s distant gunshots outside. Romantic and absolutely not healthy.

I like that you can just wander instead of being shoved along a straight line, but sometimes the sandbox stuff makes it annoying. I got stuck tapping the same fucking door icon three times because it looked like it should open and it’s just… background. And then when I did find a route, the reward was a monster encounter that ends in graphic violence before the sexy payoff even starts, which kinda killed my boner for a bit. There’s this one scene where a monster drags a side character away and the camera does not shy away, it’s messy and nasty and feels like the game reminding you “yeah, this world actually sucks”. Then five minutes later you’re watching the tenant masturbate quietly on a dirty mattress, whispering the wife’s name, and that contrast makes it hit harder. Or maybe I’m just a perv, whatever. The mobile layout is actually nice, plays fine on Chrome, thumb-friendly for one-handed use, which… matters here. Some animations loop a bit awkward, like hips moving while faces freeze, but the tits and asses are big and bouncy in all the right places, and that covers a lot. I wish some of the romance paths were less strict, like I wanted more slow-burn lesbian stuff between girl and girl instead of rushing back to cock every time, but that’s not gonna change and I’ll still reload saves like a clown to chase different scenes. Oh, and the teasing is surprisingly good: little handjobs interrupted by noises in the hallway, half-finished blowjobs because the husband suddenly remembers he was supposed to be “protecting loved ones”, sure man, put your dick away then. I kinda forgot what my point was. The game feels like Christmas lights hanging in a warzone: it shouldn’t be erotic, but when the wife leans in for a soft kiss right after bashing a creature’s skull, you almost believe this fucked city is worth saving just so she can ride you again.