GUPP die Film feels like someone took a military fetish fever dream, stuffed it into a horny school parody and then just let it spin out of control in the best, trashiest way. You’re glued in POV most of the time, so everything hits very direct: when a futa officer with ridiculous big tits leans over your desk and grabs your cock for a lazy handjob while still talking about “tactics”, it feels messy and personal, not neat. The whole thing pretends to follow some “serious” story about tanks and war and school life, but honestly, the only big battles that matter happen in your pants. I kind of love how it never really decides if it’s a war drama, a dumb comedy, or just a long excuse for you to get drained by a harem of aggressive girls with huge asses who treat your virgin status like a resource to be exploited.

Some moments stick hard. Like the first time you get shoved against a locker by this tall futa commander in a school uniform that clearly doesn’t pass dress code, her thigh pressing between your legs while she orders you to open your mouth. No gentle build up, no romantic music, just a rough oral scene right there, boots squeaking on the floor, her dick slapping against your tongue while she keeps your head in place with one gloved hand. Then, in the same route, she suddenly goes slow and makes you lick the tip like it’s some kind of holy ritual and you’re thinking, ok, which personality are we on now? The game is full of those flips. One girl rides you in vaginal sex like she’s trying to break your hips, yelling about victory and formations, then five minutes later she’s blushing like a shy schoolgirl when you cum inside and there is that thick creampie dripping down between her thighs in this weirdly sweet closeup. The 3D style makes all the jiggling and the way their feet curl during orgasm look almost too real sometimes. There is a footjob scene on a couch where the camera just stays low, staring at her soles rubbing your shaft, and I swear it lingers there longer than some people’s entire sex lives. It’s stupidly indulgent. I liked it. I was also kind of annoyed because her toenails are perfect and I kept waiting for at least one chipped nail to make it feel human, but no, they’re like anime toenails, forever flawless.

The “harem” part isn’t just a tag someone slapped on. Once the routes start crossing, you end up in these ridiculous stacked situations, like being pinned under one girl’s big ass while another one sits on your face and a third is arguing about who gets your next load. You barely see your own body, which somehow makes the female domination hit harder. They talk about you like a toy, like a strategic asset, and even when you’re technically choosing options, it doesn’t feel like you’re in charge at all. Kind of hot, kind of frustrating. I had one scene in Chrome while also half-watching some tank documentary on YouTube in another tab and it accidentally synced up, so you have the narrator talking about flanking maneuvers while this girl with massive tits is bouncing on you in POV, her ass slapping against your thighs, drool on her lips, and it just felt wrong in exactly the right way. Still, some transitions are rough, like you finish a creampie and suddenly you’re in a classroom again with no clean-up shot, no sticky thighs, nothing, and I keep thinking, where did the cum go, is there a lore answer for this? There isn’t, of course. The game just shrugs and throws another blowjob at you. And by then you don’t really argue.

Prison is already kind of horny if you think about it, and this game just leans into that in a way that feels wrong in the nice way. You’re this broke guy who literally went to jail because he tried to keep his family from starving, and instead of endless soap jokes you get thrown into a “college program” that looks more like some cult experiment. Concrete walls, shitty fluorescent light, and in the middle of that you’ve got curvy professors in tight blouses, prison staff with asses that don’t fit in regulation pants, and a social worker who talks about “rehabilitation” while squeezing her tits together so hard you can almost hear it. The tone is weird, like half after-school special, half “what if graduation meant stuffing your cock between big soft breasts in the counselor’s office.” It actually makes sense in a twisted way: your ticket out is not shanking someone, it’s answering trivia and not getting distracted by the jiggle physics your brain is inventing while you look at the art.

The whole trivia angle sounds lame until you’re in the middle of a question and realize your dick is on the line. One wrong answer and the professor with the glasses and ridiculous rack tells you she’s “disappointed,” pulls her skirt down just enough to show you what you could have had, then sends you back to your cell with nothing but blue balls and the echo of her voice in your head. Then on another day you get on a streak, nail a bunch of questions in a row and suddenly you’re pinned to her desk, her big tits wrapped around you, lipstick smeared, moaning about “good study habits” while you try to remember if you even saved the family you went to jail for. There’s this one scene with the prison nurse where she pretends it’s a “full body check,” and she’s clinically stroking your cock, asking you random knowledge questions while you’re trying not to cum before you finish the quiz. If you manage to hold back and answer, she drops the cold professional act and just sinks down on you, riding you slow while the little health monitor blinks in the corner like it’s judging both of you. And yeah, sometimes the trivia itself feels like your high school teacher copy pasted Wikipedia after two glasses of wine, and a couple questions repeat in a way that makes your erection feel smarter than the script, but somehow that fits the whole cheap, wrong, horny together vibe. One minute you’re deep in some nonsense about history, the next the social worker’s bent over the metal table, you’re buried in her ass, and she’s still trying to finish a sentence about “emotional growth” while you pound into her like the only diploma you want is dripping down her thighs. It’s trashy, almost lazy in places, but there’s this dirty charm in seeing a grim concrete prison turned into a fucked up campus where every right answer peels off another layer of clothing and every oral exam ends with actual oral. You’re not just grinding stats, you’re grinding through shame and lust and the feeling that some ancient god is laughing at you while you try to balance general knowledge with the urge to blow your load all over your teacher’s big tits.

First thing that hits you in this one is how dumb the idea sounds on paper and how fast it becomes hot when you’re actually clicking through it. It’s literally rock paper scissors as foreplay. You sit there as the guy, trying to outguess two girls who clearly know exactly what they’re doing and are totally using the rules just to strip you down and mess with your head. They start looking all sweet and playful, kind of goofy even, but each win they get nudges the clothes a bit lower, one piece at a time, and you feel it in your stomach when you realise you’re losing on purpose just to see what comes off next. Or you win, and they pretend to be “embarrassed” while clearly enjoying that you’re making them show more skin. The teasing feels like one long edging session built into simple clicks.

What I like is how the girls bully you without it turning into some hardcore torture thing. It’s more like that mean classmate who knows you’re horny and just keeps poking at it. They call you out for staring at their tits, make fun of how desperate you are when you finally get them topless, and if you misplay a round and end up naked first, they absolutely do not let that go. One of them makes little comments about your dick, the other pretends to be shy while her hand is already on your thigh, and suddenly you’re the one stripped, hard, and being used as the toy. It’s not subtle. There’s hand stuff, mouths, all the usual, but the way they frame it as “you lost, so now we do whatever we want” gives the whole thing this humiliation flavor that actually lands. Interracial angle is there too, and they use that contrast visually and in how they talk, like they’re playing off each other’s bodies and personalities while you’re stuck in the middle trying not to bust too fast. Sometimes they switch to playing with each other, rubbing and kissing while you sit there useless, and I swear that fired me up way more than I expected. Watching them ignore you, touching tits and ass, licking each other while you wait like a punished dog, that hits a specific kink.

The actual clicking around is simple point and click stuff, but they hide little reactions in it that make it feel more alive than it should. You hover too long and a girl calls you a creep. You win a risky round and she shifts her weight like she knows she has to take off the next layer and is pretending to hate it. There’s a moment where one girl slides her foot along your shaft as a “punishment” for a bad move and then pulls back right before you cum, and that one scene stuck with me way more than the full-on sex later. The vaginal and oral payoffs are good, not mind blowing, but the path to get there, with the stripping and the teasing and that playful humiliation, is what actually makes it porn rather than just a nude gallery. Only thing that annoyed me is this one tiny sound effect that repeats on every RPS round, like a soft click, and now it’s burned into my brain forever. I opened Chrome for actual work and my body basically went, “oh, it’s jerk-off time again.”

Mickie starts as that kind of guy you scroll past in a Discord server and forget in two seconds. Plain job, plain apartment, plain everything, like a default avatar with a pulse. Then the game basically grabs him by the balls, laughs a bit, and starts taking them away. The transformation stuff doesn’t slam you all at once, it sneaks in, one little change at a time. First it’s small tweaks in his body that you can just ignore if you pretend hard enough, then curves, then that moment in the mirror where you see a stranger with a soft face and big tits looking back and you realise “oh shit, that’s me.” The game really likes to linger on those transitions: watching his chest swell, hips pushing out, ass filling his underwear while he’s still trying to think in “bro” language. There’s a scene where he’s in bed, just trying to jerk off like usual, and his grip shifts, his breathing changes, fingers trail over his chest instead, and for a second he’s more curious than scared. That little “did I just moan like a girl?” panic hits kind of hard. It feels messy and horny and confusing in a way that’s weirdly honest.

It presents as a dating sim on the surface, but the fun is how much of it is just Mickie trying to renegotiate his own body one touch at a time. You get that slow slide from “what’s happening to me” to “ok but what if I squeeze a bit harder” to “why does my pussy get wet when this person talks nice to me.” The 3D models help a lot here, because the dev really likes big asses and it shows. Every new curve gets its own moment, especially when you end up in cramped spaces with someone who just cannot keep their hands to themselves. There’s teasing everywhere, like the game is edging you on purpose: groping through clothes, someone “helping” her adjust her tight top, awkward kisses that turn into messy oral because neither side wants to stop. One scene in particular stood out to me: Mickie kneeling in front of a love interest, cheeks flushed, clearly still not used to her new mouth and tongue, trying to give oral like she remembers guys doing in porn, then slowly relaxing into it when she realises she actually likes the taste and the control. Later on, when vaginal sex opens up as an option, the first time she feels herself being stretched, there’s this mix of fear, curiosity, and “oh fuck do that again” that pops up in the text. The game doesn’t shy away from masturbation either, and it’s not just one animation loop. It gives you those private moments where she is alone, figuring out what fingers feel best where, rubbing that newly sensitive clit, dripping on the sheets, and getting embarrassed about how loud she was. There are a couple of routes that are kind of awkward and one character who feels like a discount otome love interest imported from another game and shoved in, but honestly, by the time Mickie is grinding in someone’s lap, big tits bouncing, getting groped from behind and gasping like she forgot how to breathe, it’s hard to care. The fantasy setting around it kind of flickers in and out of focus, sometimes it feels like the world exists just to give her more places to get railed, sometimes it suddenly wants you to care about some quest, then it goes back to handjobs under the table like nothing happened. I wish the UI text was less tiny on my phone browser, but that’s apparently my curse with these games, I always end up pinching the screen mid sex scene. Anyway, by the time you realise Mickie isn’t “he” anymore in your head, she’s already there in the story: a fully shaped, horny, confused, very fuckable girl trying to date, tease, and get off in a world that won’t stop touching her.

This thing starts innocent like some cheap training sim and then suddenly you’re in a weird horny dojo where every “lesson” looks like it came from Pornhub comments. You play this asian girl with big tits and big ass, cute dumb face, no memories, just dropped into a place where the Master clearly has more ideas about her body than about martial arts. At first you’re just clicking around, picking up mop, bucket, little useless items, thinking “ok, normal point & click stuff, puzzle time, yay”. Then it hits you that half the “puzzles” are just excuses to make her strip, bend over, get on her knees and play the obedient student who “accidentally” flashes everything.

The best part is how it pretends to be serious dojo cleaning. You’re told to mop the floor, right, very basic. Then the floor is not the only thing getting wet. One wrong choice and she slips, falls on her ass, skirt flips up, panties pushed aside, and of course the camera suddenly finds the exact angle where you see her pussy and the little sex toy the Master “made her wear inside so she focuses more”. You click something again, oops, the toy starts vibrating. She’s stuck there, blushing, trying to keep “proper posture” while her legs shake. It’s dumb humor, but it works. The game never shuts up with teasing. Dialogue is all like “you want to be a good student, yes? then open your mouth wider” and it’s obviously not about pronunciation. One scene has you “practice breathing” and it just turns into slow oral, with her trying to keep rhythm like it’s some yoga app, except instead of “inhale” you get “don’t spill it”. Spoiler: she spills it, then gets humiliation talk and clean-up duty. With her tongue.

There’s a nice mix of control and helplessness. You click where she goes, you choose answers, but it always ends with her getting more exposed, more used. Exhibition stuff creeps in all sneaky. You’re told to train in the courtyard, thinking it’s safe, then some students pass by while she’s in half-open gi, no bra, nipples basically saying hello. She pretends she doesn’t notice, Master pretends too, and you actually have to click to make her keep “holding position” while they walk around and stare. And yeah, the game uses 3D CG in that kind of plastic hentai-poser way, but sometimes the angles are just filthy in a good way. There’s this one scene where she’s doing “private meditation” at night, which is just masturbation with a toy she “found during training”. You control how fast she goes, when she stops, if she pulls her top up or completely strips. If you push it too far, she gets caught in the middle of orgasm, legs shaking, fingers still inside, and then you get a long humiliation scene that somehow manages to be hot and kind of funny and kind of “wow, this dojo is HR nightmare”. Vaginal sex is mostly framed as “reward” she’s not really ready for, so you click through her hesitation, get this slow teasing penetration, and of course they go raw, finish inside, and act like it’s part of spiritual discipline. Creampie just sits there on her thighs while she tries to bow politely, and you can click around to get close-ups. It’s messed up in that specific porn-game way where everyone talks about honor and training while she’s literally drooling cum from both ends.

King’s Guard torches your whole damn life in one night, and the game doesn't waste much time making you feel it. Orphanage gone, sister Alice screaming somewhere in the flames, and your magic blood suddenly turns you into public enemy number one. After that, it’s like being thrown out of a comfy mobile idle game right into some horny Dark Souls fairy tale. You stumble through a kingdom where anyone with magic is hunted, which sounds edgy, but here it mostly means the hottest girls are the ones everyone wants dead. Witches with ridiculous tits hiding in ruined towers, monster girls lurking in the woods, half-breeds pretending they’re normal until you pin them to the wall and they stop pretending. The tone jumps around a bit. One moment you’re talking about revenge and trauma, next moment you’ve got a stacked witch grinding on your hand while she pretends the spell “requires focus” and you’re knuckles-deep between her legs, watching her whole body shake in those smooth little animated loops.

The sex side hits that fantasy power-trip vibe hard. You’re a male mage, and once you figure out your magic doesn’t just blast enemies but also kind of bends people, things get spicy real fast. There’s a scene with a cat-like monster girl where she resists you, claws against your chest, then your magic pulses and she just melts. She ends up on top of you, big tits bouncing in your face, and you grab her hips and just slam her down on your cock until she’s crying and begging for your cum. The camera lingers when you creampie her, the animation shows the shiver going up her spine, then you see the white leaking out when you pull out. Same with this shy half-elf girl, she’s all “we should not do this, the church is close” and then she’s jerking you off under a ruined altar, stroking slowly at first, then faster, staring at your cock like it’s some forbidden relic. When you finally climax, she panics but doesn’t stop, and the shot lands all over her face, dripping down her lips. They actually show the motion of her swallowing what’s left while she’s still rubbing the last drops out of you.

There’s a messed up, almost quiet scene later where you camp with a girl who clearly trusts you too much. She falls asleep next to the fire, legs slightly open, night robe hiked up, and you can choose to “resist” or “touch.” If you don’t resist, you end up sliding your hand under her panties while she’s out cold. Her body reacts, even if her eyes stay closed. She moans softly, shifts her hips against your fingers, and the game lets you keep going. You finger her until she’s wet enough to push in, and there’s this slow, almost guilty rhythm as you fuck her while she sleeps, her breathing getting louder, little whimpers, her tits bouncing under the cloth each time you push deeper. When you finally cum inside, the creampie shot is slow, and she half-wakes, mumbling your name, but not fully. It feels wrong, and the game knows it, but it still lingers on that dripping detail between her legs when you pull out. Moments like that sit right next to softer bits, like a monster girl leaning against you after you’ve pounded her, asking if you’ll stay, then you ignore her feelings and just ask for another handjob. She smiles anyway, drops to her knees, and starts working your shaft with both hands, spit mixing with your cum from earlier, using your cock like a toy. The mix of revenge story, weird moral choices, magic bullshit and all that rough male domination sex stays kind of addictive, even when the pacing is weird and you realize you forgot why your character even started this journey in the first place.

Scaly Valley is that kind of horny fantasy story that feels like somebody smashed a dating app, a dragon hoard, and a trashy romance novel together, then said “yeah, that’s fine” and put it online. You start as this very confused main guy, dumped in a valley where half the population has tails, scales, fur, claws or some mix that should not be legal, but absolutely is. The game acts like it wants you to focus on adventure and overcoming “challenges”, but let’s be real, the real challenge is pretending you care about ancient magic while a monster girl with thighs like a vice is pressing her boobs into your face while explaining lore. Yes, there is an actual story, with quests, choices, all that stuff, but the core loop is pretty simple: flirt, tease, pick a dialog option that’s maybe a little too bold, then end up with your face between something thick and soft, or your hands full of ass that doesn’t belong to your race. And it actually tries to sell romance too, which is funny, because one minute I’m listening to heartfelt backstory about a dragon girl who lost her clan, and the next minute I’m sucking her tongue in a cave while she purrs, drools a bit, and wraps her tail tight around my leg like a living handcuff.

The game really loves ass and tits. Like, no subtlety. There’s this one dragon girl with a backside so huge the camera basically treats it as a separate character. You’re talking about some cursed artifact and the scene is animated just enough that her butt jiggles a little when she shifts her weight, and that tiny movement stole the whole moment from the actual plot. Same with the oral scenes: they’re not just “fade to black, imagination time”, the camera is very interested in saliva, tongue, and that messy, needy rhythm that makes it feel less like porn posing and more like two idiots who got too horny too fast. Sometimes it actually feels clumsy in a charming way. A hand misses the perfect spot then slides back, fingers grab too hard, groping looks a bit greedy and not perfectly timed, and that makes it hotter because it feels like someone actually wants it, not a clean animation loop from some stock porn clip. And yeah, there is some furry stuff in there too, in case you like girls with ears, tails and way too expressive hips. Not everything hits perfectly, a few scenes drag a bit while the dialog is trying to sound deep and you’re just waiting for shirts to come off, but the mix of blushy romance, filthy talk, monster girls who can crush you if they want, and that constant sense that you’re one wrong line away from being pinned to the ground by a horny dragon is exactly the kind of problem I like to have.

Heated Hashtag feels like someone mashed together OnlyFans, horny Twitter and a horny dorm where every door is just slightly open if you dare to peek. You play this guy who starts out kinda normal, more lurker than star, scrolling through spicy profiles and thirst traps, then little by little the story shoves him right into the center of the exhibition circus. At first you’re just watching clips, liking stuff you really shouldn’t like from people you probably shouldn’t even know. Then suddenly you’re the one holding the phone, recording a girl with ridiculous tits bouncing in your lap while she pretends it’s “just for her private folder”. Sure. And then the notifications start blowing up inside the story and you realise the whole thing is basically one long horny feedback loop: someone posts, someone watches, someone masturbates, and everyone starts pushing limits because attention feels as good as any orgasm.

The sex itself ramps up fast but in a sneaky way. One scene you’re just “helping” a shy girl set up her OnlyGram profile, messing with lighting, trying to act professional while she slowly loses more clothing than she planned. She’s blushing, you’re trying to not stare at her huge ass sticking out of this stupid tiny skirt, and then, boom, she’s on her knees with your cock in her mouth, worried about camera angle while drool runs down her chin. Later you’re balls deep between those massive tits, lube and spit everywhere, and she’s asking if the algorithm likes creamy finishes, so of course you end up painting her face and tits and the game freezes that sticky frame like it’s a thumbnail. There’s a club scene where everyone pretends they’re just having drinks, but half the fun is the “who’s recording who” vibe. You’re looking across the room, some dude is railing a thick chick from behind against a balcony rail, she’s trying to stay quiet, and then your own girl grinds back on you, whispering that you should pull your phone out and film her while she gets fucked too. It gets messed up when monster girl stuff slides in without ceremony: you’re watching what looks like some cosplay stream, then her tail wraps around your waist, she turns around with fangs and a grin, and suddenly that anal shot is not exactly human anymore. The game loves creampies like Instagram loves food pics; one route has you finish deep inside a girl on camera, and while she’s still shaking, a notification pops that the clip is “trending” and she moans harder from that than from the actual dick. It’s also kinda funny, in a sad way, how often the guy is jerking off alone to clips of people he literally just fucked, like the story knows masturbation after a wild night hits different. Some AI-generated CG slips in and you can feel it, faces a bit too smooth, bodies a bit too perfect, but it weirdly fits this vibe of fake-online-sex meets real sweat and messy cum. By the time you’re watching a couple trade partners while the “main” girl talks about follower goals with a cock halfway in her ass, you sort of forget where the line between voyeur, performer and addict even was. And then the game pretends that’s totally normal.

Guy stuck at a nowhere gas station gets yanked out of his boring life and thrown into horny space college, that’s basically the whole vibe, but the game plays it like this messy sex-comedy where you’re always one wrong line away from either getting laid or getting roasted in front of everyone. You start as this dude who smells like fuel and cheap coffee and suddenly you’re walking around a galactic campus where half the girls have tails, scales, glowing eyes or something that definitely shouldn’t be that thick and that soft at the same time. Conversations swing from dumb jokes to “oh shit she’s actually into me” in like two clicks, and the way the dialogue branches is sneaky: you think you’re just picking a flirty line, then ten minutes later you’re in a dark corner of the dorm, her pressed to the wall, her tits squeezed against your chest while your hand slides under her skirt and the camera actually lingers on the groping, the teasing, her legs shaking when you finally push inside. There’s a surprising amount of romance talk right before you rail someone from behind and fill her up, which is kinda funny and kinda hot.

What got me hooked was how often the game lets you be awkward or stupid instead of always smooth. Like, you can try some bold move, lean in for a kiss with this alien girl with big ass and weird pupils, and if you misread her mood she’ll clap back with sarcasm so hard you feel it in real life, but if you play it right she’s on her knees a little later, drool running down your shaft while her tongue moves in this slow, hungry way that makes the MC grab her hair. And yeah, when it swaps to anal or a creampie, it doesn’t cut away or censor, the animation actually shows the thrusts, the skin slapping, the way her body tenses when he shoves deeper. One time I accidentally locked myself into a softer route where I was supposed to “take things slow” and five clicks later I had her bouncing on my dick in the back of some hover-bus, her tits flying everywhere, my hands full of her ass, and I was like, yeah, this is “slow” I guess. It’s still kinda annoying that the text box sometimes covers the good part of the scene and you have to click it away at the worst timing, like the exact moment his cum is spilling out of her pussy, but I’m not even gonna start on that or I’ll get tilted again. The whole thing feels like some horny mashup of a sci-fi campus sitcom and Pornhub categories, and you keep telling yourself “ok, last scene” and then the next monster girl shows up with tight clothes, big tits stretching the fabric, and a shitty sense of humor that somehow makes you want to see how she moans when you finally push her face down on the bed and make her take every inch.