God Tier Academy feels like one of those horny power fantasy animes that got drunk, fell into a porn studio and just decided to stay there. You’re this poor bastard with basically broken magic, tossed into a school where every other student could fold you in half by sneezing too hard. Government has your balls in a vice, so you go anyway, pretending to be some kind of undercover badass, when in reality you’re walking plot armor with anxiety and a hard-on. The fun part is how fast things go from “I’m going to die in this hallway” to “I’m getting a sloppy blowjob from a girl who could vaporize a building.” It has that nice mix of fear and horny where your brain’s like: I might get murdered, but at least I’m getting my dick sucked first.

The whole academy is split into the usual ranks, S at the top, D at the bottom, and you’re basically not even on the list. That gives you a good excuse to be the punching bag, the pervy therapist, and the accidental harem magnet at the same time. One moment you’re stuck in a training class, trying not to get turned into a stain on the wall during a mock battle, then after class the same girl who almost burned your face off is sitting on your lap in a locker room, tongue in your mouth, your hand under her skirt, and she’s grinding her huge ass on you like that was the plan from the beginning. The game loves going from serious political shit, like shady higher-ups and secret missions, to you balls deep in some monster girl with tentacles coiling around your legs while she milks you from both ends. And it doesn’t pretend to be classy about it. There’s ahegao faces, messy creampies, spit strings during blowjobs, cum leaking out on the sheets, the whole thing. The 3D look is pretty solid on mobile too, even if sometimes a boob jiggle looks a bit rubbery, but honestly your brain is not in “animation critique mode” when you’re watching a double penetration scene on your phone in bed.

What hit me more than I expected is that it tries to be funny and romantic in between all the filth, and somehow doesn’t completely fail. You’ll be sitting in a cafeteria scene, chatting with this girl who acts all tsundere and smug, teasing you in front of everyone, foot rubbing against your crotch under the table like she’s bored out of her mind. Then later, same girl is whining with an ahegao face while you fuck her from behind in a dark classroom, her tits slapping against the desk, moaning your fake name like she’ll die without your cock. There’s group scenes where two or three girls share you and talk shit to each other mid-oral, like “you missed a spot” while they swap your dick between mouths, and then someone decides to shove a finger in your ass just to see you twitch. There’s also some pretty rough stuff, blood, violence, magic ripping monsters apart, so it leans into horror more than you’d expect from a game where half the UI time you’re just tapping through flirting. And, yeah, the gay content is there too, not some tiny checkbox scene, but actual dude-on-dude heat if you go for it, which I kind of didn’t plan at first, then suddenly I’m watching the MC on his knees sucking off a guy who just saved his life, because of course gratitude scenes get sexual in this place. The story pretends to be about politics and survival, but the real loop is: do mission, almost die, go back to dorm, get a handjob, maybe an anal scene in the shower if you picked the right options, wake up to more drama, repeat. It’s messy, horny, a bit trashy, and weirdly relaxing, like watching a long-running lewd anime on your phone where every episode ends with somebody getting filled, sometimes by monsters, sometimes by classmates, sometimes by more than one at once.

Danny McCroy feels like that dude you see in a bar on a Tuesday afternoon, a little too confident, a little too horny, and somehow the universe keeps putting wet, messy situations in his lap. The game throws you into his skin and just lets you stumble from one filthy encounter to another with barely any attempt to pretend this is “wholesome romance”. You get a bit of story, some light plot about his life, but honestly it’s just scaffolding so he can end up face-first between someone’s thighs or buried in a thick ass that probably defies physics. I kinda respect that. It’s like the dev looked at subtlety and just said “nah, we’re here to make your dick do the thinking”. You click through dialog, tease a bit, pick some horny options, and suddenly he’s got his tongue in places and his hands in places and occasionally both at once. When the first scene where he actually goes down on her happened, the build up was just enough to make it feel earned, but not so long that I opened Twitter from boredom. Good balance, for someone clearly very focused on holes.

What surprised me most is how unashamedly the game treats older women. The MILF in here isn’t just a side dish, she walks into the room and everything kind of rearranges itself around her tits and her ass like gravity got confused. She’s not written like some fragile mom fantasy either. She’s bossy, a bit mean, and when Danny finally gets between her legs, it feels like he’s working for it, tongue doing overtime while she pulls his hair like a handle. The scene where she makes him focus on her first, riding his face and grinding till he’s basically suffocating in pussy, was way better than I expected. Then later, when she casually reaches for a toy from the bedside drawer like she’s done this a thousand times, and tells him to keep going while she fills herself even deeper, that’s the moment I sort of forgot I was “reviewing” anything. The pacing there hits that sweet spot where you’re half annoyed by how long she teases and then suddenly he’s stretching her with his hand, knuckles disappearing, and you just think, yeah, that escalated nicely.

The game does have this thing where it really wants Danny to be a universal key that fits every lock. Younger girl, older woman, tight body, big tits, asian beauty with that careful makeup and soft voice that hides a real nasty side once she spreads her legs. He somehow always has the same cocky grin, whether he’s licking slow up a slit, tongue circling the clit, or he’s pushing in from behind and staring at the way her ass bounces when he slams her. There’s an anal scene where she pretends to resist at first, just a little, then that first moment when he pushes past and her face shifts from “no way” to “oh fuck” is honestly the best expression work in the whole thing. I wish they had that level of attention on every scene, but then there are moments where dialog feels like it was written in a rush, like a bad porn title got turned into a line. Still, when he’s got a toy buzzing on her clit while he fucks her from behind, watching her tits sway and her ass shake, it all sort of melts together into this messy, dirty, low-class kind of hot. It’s not elegant. It’s not trying to be. It’s like Danny’s whole world is just mouths, tits, asses, and holes to fill, and honestly, sometimes that’s enough.

Everything in this game starts with that awkward feeling of coming back to a place that’s supposed to be “home” but actually feels like a porn parody of your own memories. You’re this guy who returns to his old city for college, carrying some emotional baggage, a phone that never stops buzzing, and a dick that gets him in trouble every ten minutes. It pretends to be a normal school slice-of-life at first, like “oh, classes, dorms, new people”, then suddenly you’re in a party bathroom getting a messy drunk blowjob from someone whose name you don’t even remember, while your in-game notifications keep reminding you you’ve got an exam tomorrow. There’s this really specific vibe: half coming-of-age, half “how fast can I ruin this dude’s life with bad choices and hot people”. And honestly, it works. Mostly.

The game lets you wander around the campus and the city, so you bump into scenes instead of having them thrown in your face in a straight line. One time I just went to the gym because I was bored and somehow ended up peeking through a tiny window into the staff shower, watching a thick Black PE teacher wash off after practice, her ass taking up half the screen while the protagonist slowly strokes himself. That voyeur stuff is handled in a really messy, human way. He feels like a perv, not a hero, and it’s kind of hot and kind of gross at the same time. Then later, if you actually talk to her and don’t act like a total creep, there’s this whole slow-burn thing where she teases him in class, does the “lean on your desk so her tits are in your face” routine, and eventually you end up railroading her in the equipment closet, switching between titjob and deepthroat while she keeps calling you “kid” like that is not making it hotter. The animation is unpolished, some loops are clumsy, but the body language sells the scene better than a lot of big-budget stuff. Faces actually show embarrassment, annoyance, or that “okay, fine, I want this too” kind of look. Then in the very next scene, the MC has this overconfident smirk that made me want to slap him. I liked him and hated him in the same click.

What’s very queer in spirit, even if the content is straight-focused, is how the game doesn’t pretend sex exists in a bubble. You’re not just picking “blowjob” from a menu. You text girls on your phone, get weird drunk voice notes, and watch them shitpost memes on their in-game social app. There’s this one storyline with a mixed-race classmate who deals weed on the side to pay rent. You can either be judgy or join her little side hustle. I went full disaster and helped her. There’s a scene in her cramped room where you’re both high, music from her shitty Bluetooth speaker buzzing, and the conversation just slides from “what are you running from” into her sitting on your face. It’s not some perfect porn angle; her thighs cover half the screen, her belly jiggles a bit, and the camera awkwardly moves when she grinds too hard. Then she pulls off your pants and lazily strokes you, gives you this sloppy half-committed blowjob, almost like she’s testing how much you can take. If you push your luck, she just climbs on and rides you raw while laughing about how terrible your pull-out reflex is. The creampie is framed as both hot and kinda stupid, and the next morning she’s texting about Plan B and money while you’re still replaying the way she shivered when you came inside her. Romance and drama get tangled with all the dirt: arguments in the cafeteria, jealous looks in the hallway, a “friendly” handjob under the table that clearly isn’t just friendly. Sometimes the combat bits feel random, like “oh, now we’re suddenly punching some asshole at a club”, but the bruise on your face shows up in the next scene where some girl licks your busted lip before going down on you, so at least the game remembers. I just wish the bathroom doors didn’t all open the same way; it bothered me for no reason, and now it lives rent free in my brain. Anyway. The whole thing feels unstable, horny, queer in its messiness, and a little too honest about how sex, drugs, and bad choices mix together when you’re pretending to be an adult.

You fall asleep after a dumb anime binge and suddenly you’re not in your crappy room scrolling Twitter anymore, you’re standing in some wild, color-soaked version of the Dragon Ball world, staring straight at Videl who looks way too good for someone you just “met.” She gives you that suspicious glare, but she still helps you out, which is hilarious, because five minutes later you’re checking out her ass while she pretends not to notice. The game plays it like a dating sim but lazier in a fun way. You wander around this sandbox map, bump into familiar faces in bikinis that never existed in canon, and the story just shrugs and goes “yeah, he’s from another world, whatever, now go flirt.” There’s a weird charm to how it doesn’t care. One moment you’re talking about Ki and training, next moment you’re getting your dick sucked behind some random building because you picked the “annoying but bold” dialogue option.

Videl is your first “anchor,” but she’s not the only one waiting to ruin your sleep schedule. Chi-Chi shows up with that permanent “I’m tired of Goku’s bullshit” energy, except this time she actually notices you. It’s messed up how satisfying it is to slowly push her from strict mom mode into needy, half-naked mess in the kitchen, while she pretends she’s only interested in your “training.” You’re doing push-ups and her tits are just... there. The game loves to make you grind little scenes with teasing before it lets anything serious happen. Bikini scenes at the beach where you’re obviously staring at her chest, “accidental” gropes when you’re helping with groceries, her trying to scold you while you can see she’s wet. When she finally drops to her knees, it feels earned and also completely stupid because you know you just clicked through a dozen goofy dialogue boxes to get there. Oral sex scenes are animated just enough to make your brain shut up and let the caveman part take over. Vaginal scenes too, with those slow, repeatable loops you end up watching way longer than you admit.

Then there’s the fanservice parade. Bulma playing horny scientist again, but this time you’re the experiment. Android 18 pretending she doesn’t care, then blushing when you push the right option, like a tsundere with super strength who also happens to have ridiculous tits. Pan shows up older, obviously, with that smug “I’m stronger than you” attitude that turns into you pinning her to a wall because she wanted to “test your stamina.” Erasa appears for like five minutes and it’s just enough to remember why every high school perv loved her. Bulla rocks a bikini that should be illegal and the game just rolls with it. You wander around, trigger small events, build “affection,” peek at them changing, grab a kiss here, a blowjob there, and then suddenly you’re balls-deep in a girl who could casually vaporize a city. It never fully pretends to be serious romance, but it throws in just enough sweet moments, like sharing food with Elizabeth from that other anime world cameo, or teasing Android 21 about her cooking while she leans over the counter, ass in your face, to keep you hooked. The whole thing feels like some horny fever dream where a bored mobile dev mashed Dragon Ball, Seven Deadly Sins, and random waifu culture together, forgot half the rules, and accidentally made something you keep coming back to “for just one more scene.”

Eldmere looks pretty at first glance, like one of those shiny fantasy kingdoms from a mobile ad, but then you realize the whole place runs on control, sex and who’s holding who by the throat. You play this guy who crawls out of an orphanage and suddenly finds himself in the world of “Trainers”, which is basically nobility mixed with professional doms who smile in public and break people in private. Your job is to climb that ladder, one obedient girl and one fake-ass polite noble at a time. The game loves to tease you: big soft breasts pushed into your face while the girl is technically your “student”, that slow bending-over animation where you know it’s scripted but your brain still goes “wait, run that back”, and those outfits that are like three straps away from just public indecency. You walk through those gilded halls and everyone looks like a painting you should not be allowed to touch, but the whole point is that you absolutely are allowed to touch, if you play your cards right.

What got me hooked was how the sex and the power games are all tangled. You’re not just pressing “fuck” and watching a loop. You’re coaxing, threatening, rewarding, humiliating, and your choices actually twist how a girl looks at you later. There’s this moment where you’re “teaching” a noble’s daughter how to behave at a ball, which sounds boring, and then suddenly you’re using her mouth as a lesson in obedience while she still tries to keep that perfect-lady smile. She’s got this massive chest squeezed into some ridiculous corset, and you decide if she ends the scene proud of serving you or crying because you pushed too far. Then later you meet her again and she remembers. Small facial expression changes, how quickly she kneels, whether she teases you with her ass while pretending it’s “an accident”. Stuff like that feels way hotter than just another hentai loop on auto-play in VLC.

The world itself is kind of messed up in a good way. Beauty is a weapon, and everyone knows it, so the girls flaunt it like currency. You’ll have a courtesan with a perfect round ass sitting on your lap, whispering palace secrets while you’re trying not to stare down her cleavage too obviously. The game almost trolls you with how often it puts big tits right in the camera for no real reason, like “oh, you were listening to the political plot? Here, have some nipples pressed under silk to ruin your focus”. I wish some scenes were less talky in the middle, like the pacing goes horny, horny, horny, then ten lines of lore about who owns what estate and which Trainer betrayed which mistress, and I’m just sitting there drinking cold coffee like, yeah yeah, please get back to that maid who “accidentally” brushed her ass along my cock under the table. Also there’s this one background loop in a fancy hall that plays too often and now my brain associates it with getting teased and never quite finishing. But then the game throws another scene where a shy servant girl, who was barely making eye contact before, starts grinding back against you, tits bouncing while she pretends she’s just “adjusting her stance”, and you forget the complaint instantly. It’s classy and trashy at the same time, like someone glued a porno behind a stained glass window and gave you the key to walk in.

Teddy’s life starts in that weird gray zone where you’re not really a kid anymore, but people still treat you like one, and the only person who actually gives a damn is Sofia. She takes him in, plays the caring adopter, all gentle smiles and tight blouses that can barely contain those massive tits, and at first it really feels like she’s just trying to do the right thing. Then the touches start to linger. The hugs last a bit too long. Her hand “accidentally” brushes his crotch when she squeezes past him in the hallway. You can almost smell the moment this crosses the line from family drama into “oh shit, this is getting seriously dirty” and the game just leans into it without pretending to be classy. One night she shows up at his room in a half-open robe, nothing under it, asking in that fake innocent tone if he’s having trouble sleeping. Yeah, that scene hooked me instantly.

The corruption angle is slow enough to make you twitchy, but not so slow you get bored. She starts off teasing like crazy. Bending over right in front of him so that big ass fills the screen, pretending she’s “just cleaning”. Stretching with her arms up so the shirt rides up, soft belly and sideboob flashing, and her armpits on full display if that’s your thing. There’s one animated scene where she traps his head between her tits like some kind of mercy kill, rubbing her huge boobs over his face while she bites her lip and makes those ahegao faces that are way too filthy for how soft her voice sounds. At one point she casually starts masturbating on the couch while “watching a movie”, barely covered by a blanket, and you see Teddy just freeze there, trying not to stare at her fingers sliding between her legs. Of course he stares. Of course she notices. She pretends to scold him and then makes him sit closer. I liked that a lot. Actually I hated it. Whatever.

When things finally snap, it’s not romantic at all, it’s messy and horny and awkward like it should be. She strips for him, slow and mean, talking him through every piece of clothing coming off, almost like she’s testing how far she can drag him down with her. There’s titfucks where she pins him down and rides his cock with those big tits like she’s been waiting years for it. Vaginal sex scenes that focus on that moment she shifts from “this is wrong” to “I’m not going to stop”. There’s this wild little armpit sex scene that feels like the dev went “fuck it, I’m doing my fetish today” and honestly, respect. The teasing never really stops, even when they’re already fucking. She keeps twisting the knife, calling him her good boy while she moans with that ridiculous ahegao face and messy hair. The stripping, the way she uses her body, the way she looks too put together and then suddenly not at all, it sells the whole milf corruption vibe better than most games trying to be deep. I only got annoyed that her phone notification sound in one scene is the same default Android chime as mine and now I get horny every time Telegram pings, which is honestly not helpful at all.

Anahel looks like the kind of girl you’d expect to see carrying books and blushing at compliments, not swinging a giant axe and smashing horny demons while her tits bounce in every direction like they have their own AI. She’s this “chosen one” from some prophecy, supposed to stop ancient evil from flooding the world with corruption, but honestly half the time it feels like the corruption is just trying to get into her panties first. One minute you’re walking through a haunted forest, fog and creepy statues all serious fantasy vibe, and the next a bunch of slimy dark creatures surround her, rip part of her clothes, and you’re sitting there with your phone thinking, “yeah, ok, guess I’m saving the world with one hand now.” I like how she starts modest, shy, all covered up, but the more you mess with the story and go after this Goddess’ Heart artifact, the more the game is like “what if we just show a little more ass here, a little more underboob there.” It pretends to be noble adventure, but the camera is always five seconds away from diving right into her cleavage anyway.

The tone is actually kind of stupid in a fun way. You’ve got this dark lord planning to open a portal and enslave everyone, classic fantasy villain stuff, but his army basically looks like they escaped from a hentai meme. Lewd swarms, tentacle things, horny cultists, all trying very hard to make sure Anahel ends up used, filled, or at least dripping from something. Sometimes the humor lands, like when an important NPC is giving you a dramatic speech and the dialogue just casually mentions her “nice big ass” as if that’s part of the prophecy. Other times the jokes are a bit cringe, like the game really thinks it invented sex puns. But whatever, I still kept tapping through dialogs on my phone on the bus, pretending I was just checking WhatsApp while this “holy savior” with ridiculous big tits was getting cornered in a ruined temple. There’s this fight where you mess up a dodge and instead of simple “you lose,” Anahel ends up pinned to a stone altar by these demon hands, her armor shredded off, moaning and trying to resist as the scene just gets wetter and more detailed. I hated how long that animation lasted, but also I let it play three times in a row.

What I like is that even when it’s trying to be dramatic about fate and destiny, it never forgets the real point: Anahel is in constant danger of being fucked senseless by anything that crawls out of the portal. The fantasy setting gives just enough excuse for crazy outfits and silly magic scenes. One second you’re reading about ancient relics, the next an “artifact examination” turns into her pressing her huge tits around some glowing crystal while it reacts to her body heat in very specific places. The 2D art has this hentai vibe that doesn’t pretend to be high art, just straight to the point, soft curves, big ass, every position framed like a lewd screenshot you’d send to the wrong Telegram chat by accident. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you want to see more teasing and the game jumps straight to penetration, or it keeps you in a long dungeon where nothing sexy happens for too long and you start scrolling Instagram out of habit. But when it decides to turn horny, it really goes for it. Corruption edging in, clothes falling apart, messed-up “save the world by letting it fuck you a little” vibes that feel dirty in that guilty browser-history way. The story keeps telling you “don’t let evil penetrate the world,” and all I could think half the time was “yeah, but evil is definitely penetrating Anahel first.” In a good way. Or bad. I forgot which.

Office job, boring life, same cheap instant coffee every morning, and then suddenly your dick is gone and your ass looks like something from those Twitter thirst posts. That is the vibe here. One day you are this invisible drone in a suit, the kind of guy no one remembers in the elevator, next day you wake up with tits that do not fit your old shirt and the whole city looking at you like fresh meat on sale. It is not some noble magical destiny thing either. It feels dirty and mean in a good way. People around you start pushing, touching, “helping” you adjust to your new body. Some are sweet, some are creepy as hell, half of them want to get inside your pants, the other half want to own you. And you can lean into it. Or pretend you are not into it while your clothes keep getting shorter.

The nice thing is that nothing is clean cut. You can be that shy mess who blushes when a girl kisses your neck in the bathroom stall or let yourself get dragged into a backroom and end the night with smeared lipstick and sore knees. There is this one early scene that sold me: you are in a crowded bar, still not used to walking in heels, trying to keep your new boobs from jumping out of the dress someone “helped” you choose. Some office colleague who barely talked to you before corners you at the bar, offers a drink, hand on your hip, fingers slowly sliding lower. You can shove him off, play along to get something out of him, or just let him use your mouth right there while people pretend not to look. And it is not just straight trashy stuff either. The girls in this game are dangerous. One of the women at work, proper milf with that strict boss energy, takes you “for coffee” and suddenly you are on your knees between her thighs in a locked conference room, her nails in your hair, telling you this is the only way to keep your new position. Felt like someone recorded a Pornhub Premium audition and turned it into a choice. I was lowkey impressed and also annoyed because the text box covers part of her face and it drives me crazy every single time.

It pretends to be a romantic thing sometimes, with all these dating bits and little stats going up, but under the sugar it is pure corruption. The game loves putting you in situations where you say “just this once” and five minutes later you are the office slut everyone gropes when the lift door closes. One path had me playing nice with this nerdy girl who seems harmless, then she shows up in full cosplay at a convention, ropes you into a couple costume, and suddenly she is sliding her hand under your skirt in a crowded hallway, whispering how no one will notice if you stay quiet. Another time I went the total bimbo route, jacking up every sexy option, getting pumped full of “vitamins,” brain getting softer, outfits getting tighter, ending up on my back with a small crowd taking turns while someone records it on their phone. It is filthy, it is messy, text sometimes stumbles like my own ESL brain, and the AI-style art can look a bit cursed on hands if you stare too long, but somehow that fits the whole “your life is spiraling out of control” feeling. I kept telling myself I would play the classy path, no weird power games, no blackmail, and ten clicks later I am signing a shady contract while a guy has his fingers inside me under the desk and my so-called “friend” is snapping pics in the corner like it is no big deal. Anyway, I’m absolutely not addicted, I can quit after just one more scene.

Angel’s Love feels like somebody mashed together a horny revenge fantasy with one of those “follow your destiny” romance dramas, then spilled lust all over it and forgot to clean up. You’re stuck inside this girl Angel, sweet and almost annoyingly principled, who just got dumped by the guy she honestly thought was her forever. He doesn’t just leave, he basically throws her heart in the trash while she’s at her lowest, and that pain hangs over everything. Then Nyx shows up inside her, this succubus who talks like sin itself had a wet mouth and a bad attitude. Two souls in one body, and both of them are dragging you through this messy little fantasy world that feels half healing, half porn, and kind of like fate trolling you on purpose. One second you’re trying to be a good girl, the next you’re letting a monster girl press you up against a stone wall, licking your neck while Nyx is whispering in your head “let her, she’s cute”. I was on Telegram voice chat with a friend while playing and literally stopped mid sentence because the protagonist started rubbing herself in a public bath scene, trying to “calm down”. That masturbation scene goes from sad to filthy so fast it almost feels illegal.

The game lets you wander around, poke at stuff, pick little scenes, like a horny sandbox where every wrong corner has some new way to corrupt poor Angel a bit more. You can go from heartfelt talks with a mommy type character, who cups Angel’s face like she wants to comfort her, to suddenly having that same woman on her knees, sucking her clit so gently it almost feels like worship. Then Nyx decides that is not enough and pushes Angel mentally until she starts grinding on that woman’s tongue, moaning like she forgot her own name. The sex is not shy either: big tits pressed together, huge asses bouncing in your face, sloppy oral where you hear every wet sound, handjobs that end with cum streaks across soft stomach, futa scenes where Angel stares at a thick, throbbing cock growing out of her own body and freaks out for like two seconds, then starts pumping it because Nyx convinces her “this is power, baby, use it”. There’s a lesbian alleyway hook-up where a monster girl with horns pins Angel to a wall and fucks her slowly with her fingers, while Nyx suggests pushing deeper, rougher, until Angel squirts down her own thighs. The whole thing feels like the universe decided this girl will find love again, but first she has to fuck through every bad choice, every kink, every revenge-fueled orgasm possible, and honestly, it’s trashy, emotional, a little broken, and it hits way too close if you ever believed some asshole was your one and only.