Cursed roadtrip with three hot girls and a van that smells a little like old socks. That is basically the whole vibe here, but with ghosts, tentacles, and enough cheating drama to fill a Reddit relationship thread. You play the classic “nice guy but kinda loser” who suddenly becomes the driver, bodyguard, emotional trash can, and occasional sex god for Bianca, Tori and Zoe on the way to a DJ festival in the middle of nowhere. The game starts like some regular romance thing, all POV shots of thighs in tiny shorts and flirty teasing in the van, but it slowly slides into paranormal horny chaos where you are not sure if you are seducing them or if some cursed mansion is seducing all of you together. In a good way. Or a very bad way, depending how you feel about tentacles grabbing a girl’s tits while she rides you on a dusty sofa.

The strongest thing here is how the game makes the girls feel actually different. Bianca acts like the loyal girlfriend type at first, very “I shouldn’t, I have a boyfriend” while her top is one deep breath away from a full titfuck. Zoe is the smug one who likes to poke your ego, call you pathetic, then accidentally moan when you grope her in a dark hallway because she “thought it was a ghost.” Tori is the chill party girl with a big ass that the camera loves more than story logic. One moment you are listening to them argue about room arrangements in the hotel, next moment you are in a POV blowjob scene where she is trying to prove she can be “quiet” and fails so hard you expect the neighbors to call the cops. There are multiple endings, so your choices actually matter. You can be the corrupted asshole who happily fucks his cousin’s girlfriend and lets the mansion eat her soul, or the reluctant guy who resists some of the netorare stuff and tries to play hero. It pretends to be romance, but the game really wants you to press all the wrong options and ruin everyone’s morals.

The sex variety is messy in a fun way. There is standard vanilla vaginal sex with creampie closeups, lazy titfucks where the girl is kind of annoyed but still sliding those big tits around your cock, a surprisingly tender handjob in the van while the other two sleep, and then the mansion parts where it gets into BDSM, choking, chains on the bed, paranormal groping, tentacles sliding under skirts and making a girl climax while she begs you to “pull them out” but you obviously don’t, because the animation is too good. The corruption angle slowly ramps, so first you just sneak a look at cleavage, then later you are ordering one girl to lick another while you watch, and somehow the game keeps a straight face like it is character development. POV helps a lot here, it feels like the entire world is just bouncing asses and open mouths directed at you. Sometimes the mobile controls are a bit annoying when you try to pick a choice and the tap hits the log instead, but nobody is reading the dialogue anyway once the milf ghost shows up and decides you need oral sex as “payment” for staying the night. There is even a kind of soft NTR moment where you watch Bianca doing something she swore she would never do and the game lets you keep going or stop her, pretending you still have a moral compass left. You probably don’t.

You start as this guy who just wants to know why his family got kicked out of their hometown, and very fast it stops being some cute little mystery and turns into “ok, are you gonna save the world or fuck it up completely.” The place is full of horny mythic girls hiding in plain sight, and every time you poke your nose where you shouldn’t, you either end up in a moral dilemma or with your dick in someone’s mouth. Often both. One moment you’re talking about politics between humans and monster folk, next moment a busty minotaur milf is on her knees, drooling on your cock like it’s holy relic. The game doesn’t even pretend you’re a pure hero. You can play the sweet romantic idiot who blushes at his first handjob, or go full mind control bastard who turns “enemies” into obedient slaves that milk themselves on command. The fantasy village, the temples, the back alleys where prostitution basically lives, the weird cult altars where religion and corruption mix together, it all feels just a bit too eager to get your pants off. You wander around in this sandbox, taking quests, seducing twins, blackmailing a virgin priestess, spying on monster girls masturbating behind thin paper walls, then deciding if you want to be the caring boyfriend type or the guy who bends them over an altar and creampies them while they do that stupid ahegao face. And yeah, the ahegao is everywhere. The dev really loves that.

What’s nice is how often the game throws small lewd situations at you for just messing around. Open the wrong door and you catch a shy elf girl in cosplay, half naked, rubbing herself on a pillow and moaning your name she “totally doesn’t think about.” Or you get dragged to some dungeon by a fanatical nun who wants to punish you for “sin,” and that turns into a BDSM scene with spanking, ropes, and her begging you to fill her because “god is watching.” There are animated bits where asses jiggle when you go anal, tits bounce when you go rough, milk leaks when you play with the lactation stuff, all that good, fucked up detail the internet already ruined us with. The harem side kinda sneaks up on you too: one day you just realize you have a demon girl, a monster milf, some jealous human girl you’re cheating on, and a pair of twin sisters all fighting for who gets your cock first. You swear you’re gonna play “good route” and be loyal, then the game drops a voyeur scene where you catch two girls going lesbian with each other, and your only real choice is “watch and jerk” or “join and ruin everything.” And yeah, there is mind control, and it can get dark. Turning someone from righteous paladin into a corruption toy that begs for anal in public while you order her to show off her dripping pussy, that stuff hits different, in a fucked up way. The mobile version makes it even worse, because now you’re commanding your monster girl slaves from the bus or toilet like some fantasy pimp with a pocket harem, and it feels wrong and also very, very right.

First thing that hit me with this game: it feels like someone mashed together horny fanfic, half-drunk meme chat, and a dirty point & click, then said “yeah, good enough” and pushed it online. You’re basically the sneaky bastard behind the Eye, still hanging around after the whole ring drama, poking at Middle Earth like it’s your personal cosplay convention. Except instead of worrying about badge lines and panel times like me, you’re planning how to get Galadriel out of her shiny white queen aura and into a collar while she calls you “master” with that proud face breaking piece by piece. The whole thing runs like one of those old Flash trainer games, with you clicking around locations, spying, blackmailing, nudging stats, and watching these famous ladies go from “who the hell are you” to “yes, I’ll strip in front of the mirror if you tell me I’m a good girl.” It’s stupid, it’s crass, and I kept playing anyway.

The art is fake-AI Middle Earth porn, which sounds awful but kind of works. You’ve got Galadriel with ridiculous tits, ass that absolutely doesn’t exist in canon, and outfits that look more like con-floor cosplay than elf royalty. Sometimes her face shifts between scenes like she got recast mid-episode, but whatever, you’re not here for consistency, you’re here to watch her bend over while you smack her ass and she pretends she still has dignity. One of my favorite messed up parts is how the game leans into voyeur stuff: tiny events where you peek on a “pure” heroine bathing, or you freeze time with some bullshit ring power and grope her while she’s “asleep”, then later she wonders why she’s suddenly wet just from your voice. And you’re sitting there, typing emails in Gmail in one window, and in the other you’re sliding a corruption bar up while an elf queen is on her knees licking your boots, asking for more punishment because you humiliated her in front of the orcs. Completely normal lunch break behavior.

What surprised me was how much it leans into cosplay vibes. Outfits are half the fun. You don’t just get the girls naked, you put them in dumb lewd costumes that look like someone raided the “sexy LOTR” tag on TikTok: fake battle armor bikini, slutty ranger, fake maid in Rivendell for no reason at all. There’s this goofy scene where you “train” one of them to serve drinks at a tavern, and it slowly turns into you spanking her behind the counter every time she messes up, while the patrons pretend not to notice. Another time you force a proud milf character to parade around in sheer clothes in broad daylight, clicking to see her reactions while passersby stare. The writing flips between actually funny jokes about lore and pure porn dialogue like “use me, dark lord” in the same breath. Sometimes the pacing is trash and you click through the same teasing scene five times waiting for the next stage of corruption, but then you get a new animation where you’re fucking a once-untouchable heroine against a stone wall, her face ruined with mascara tears, and all that earlier annoyance just kind of… vanishes. It’s messy, shameless, and absolutely not something I want on my browser history at work, which is exactly why I keep re-opening it in incognito and telling myself it’s “for research.”

You start out as this scrawny little dragon hatchling, naked, pissed off, and already fantasizing about ruining an entire kingdom, and honestly that part feels more honest than half the “hero” games I test. There is no fake noble bullshit here. You crawl out, you learn how to roar, and then you slowly figure out how to turn terrified villagers into fucktoys, cultists, or snacks. Sometimes all three. Half the fun is just poking at the events to see which girl snaps, which one kneels, which one secretly wanted to be railed by a monster the whole time. And yeah, it leans into that point of view hard. The writing really likes putting you in the dragon head, watching the way she shakes when you pin her down, listening to her gasping voice crack while she begs you to stop and you very clearly do not. Then she says she’s a virgin and you get that special extra line when you break her on your cock and it’s fucked up and hot and also the text box bugs out sometimes and skips a line, which drove me mad because I had to replay the same defloration scene three times just to catch one sentence. Not that I’m complaining. I am absolutely complaining.

Some scenes go full corruption route. You grab a priestess, you mind break her with repeated creampies, and a few acts later she’s breastfeeding a dragon whelp while preaching some warped religion about serving your “holy shaft”. The game doesn’t flinch at lactation, bukkake, or turning someone who hated you into this smiling, dripping slave that moans your name like a prayer. Then next scene it casually drops a futa knight with a huge cock and treats it like this is just normal Tuesday. One run I had this whole harem of twins, a fluffy-eared monster girl, a noble girl who pretends she’s all about virtue but melts the second you shove it in her ass, plus a captive hero who turned out to be a trap, tied up and used as a toy by your own minions while you watch. That voyeur angle is done nicely, by the way, except when the voice playback randomly cuts out mid moan and I’m sitting there like “hello, I wanted to hear the ahegao breathy whine, not stare at a frozen mouth.” There is actual management too, not just click sex scene and done. You juggle fear and loyalty, throw slaves into breeding pits, assign who guards your lair and who warms your bed, and if you screw it up you get raided and lose your favorite big tits milk cow because you left her on public display. The mobile version somehow survives all this without crashing, which is impressive, but the UI on small screen is a total mess; I misclicked and sent a lesbian pair I was carefully corrupting straight into a gangbang event and skipped their slow-burn route. That was like 3 in-game weeks of edging my own curiosity gone in one tap. Still, when you finally storm the capital with a squad of collared ex-heroes, a monster girl warband, a couple of trans and gay followers who worship your cock like it’s sacred, everyone dripping, everyone screaming, and you’re just slamming into some princess from behind while your cum from earlier is still leaking out of her mouth from the titfuck scene, it hits that primal “yeah, I own this world now” spot in a way most porn games only promise.

City of Broken Heroes feels like somebody took a Marvel movie, made the guys squishy and weak, then said “ok, but what if every woman was horny, pissed off, and had zero HR department.” It starts almost normal: you land in this neon freakshow of a city, confused, dick out, no clue how anything works. Then a seven foot tall “hero” in latex and armor collar-checks you with one hand and you realize: alright, I’m a chew toy here. The whole thing is this mix of sci-fi and magic and bdsm where you’re officially a slave, unofficially the pervy glitch in the system who doesn’t stay in his cage.

What I like is how the game makes you feel fragile and dangerous at the same time. Men are biologically weaker, so yeah, women toss you around, sit on your face like it’s a chair, use you as a dildo tester, all that. But once you start picking up these illegal powers and gear, you kind of become the city’s worst customer service complaint. One night I was sneaking through an alley to spy on one of the heroines, got caught by her twin bodyguards, and instead of a normal fight it turned into this “punishment session” where they test different toys on you between turn based combat rounds. You win the round, you get a chance to flip the table and fuck them against the wall. You lose, they edge you with handjobs and oral until you’re begging and they just laugh and walk away. I hated it. I replayed it three times.

The sex itself is very explicit, but it always feels tied to the power imbalance and not just random porn spam. One “training” scene has an older heroine, proper milf energy, using you like a stress ball while she reads reports. She sits in her huge chair, pulls your head between her tits, strokes you with lazy fingers, then without even looking at you tells another girl “see, this is why you keep men on a short leash.” Later, when you finally get strong enough, you crash her raid, blast her shields in combat, and the rematch is you pinning her, fucking that big ass into the desk while she swears she’ll collar you again. She won’t. She totally will, the game loves to remind you who runs things here. Half the fun is that whiplash: one scene you dominate a squad of monster girls, filling them one by one, creampies dripping while they worship your “hidden potential.” Next scene, a different heroine throws you on the floor, sits on your cock, rides you raw, creampie, then snaps a pic for blackmail and makes you clean her boots with your tongue. And you keep going back to that part of town anyway. That’s the vibe.

You close your eyes in your boring bedroom and open them in the kind of fever dream only people who stayed too long on hentai subreddits would recognize. Floor’s not even yours. Gravity feels slightly drunk. There’s a catgirl kneeling on your chest like you’re furniture, tail flicking over your mouth while she argues with a floating robot about whether you count as “property” or “partner.” She’s wearing this half-assed cosplay mashup that looks like someone tried to mix maid uniform with battle gear and gave up halfway. She keeps “testing” your reactions. Fingers tracing your crotch through your pants, nails dragging just a bit too slow, telling the robot to record your pulse when she gropes you. She keeps saying it’s “for science” but she’s grinding on your thigh while she says it, so yeah. Science with nipple clamps and a collar.

The game plays like some horny sandbox dating sim that drank too much sci-fi and shonen anime. You wander a weird city that looks medieval if you squint, until a neon sign pops up over an elf brothel and ruins the illusion. There’s monster girls tending stalls and they all look at you like you’re a walking virgin buff. Some of them actually say it. Out loud. One big-titted cyclops girl literally bets you she can make you cum from a handjob without letting you thrust at all, and the game actually locks your inputs and makes you watch her smug face while she squeezes and strokes and slows down right before your bar hits full. She spits on your tip, smirks, denies you on purpose, and then asks if she can tag you as a “denied client” in her app. I swear it felt more humiliating than losing in ranked on Valorant.

What really messed with me was how often the world pretends sex is just another stat. There’s an elf matron who checks your “breeding potential” like she’s scanning a QR code, talks about your balls like they’re gear in an RPG, then drags you behind a curtain and mounts you slow, riding you raw while lecturing you on proper thrust rhythm. She keeps squeezing her pregnant belly against your stomach, milk leaking down on your chest, telling you this is your “future” if you keep signing slave contracts without reading them. Then, same game, you’re in a dirty alley watching two girls in cosplay dom gear spit on a chained-up maid and use her face for practice. One sits on her nose, the other pinches her nipples till she squirts all over the ground, and you don’t even get to join unless you agree to be collared too. The childhood friend with the short hair finds out later, pins you in the wrestling ring, sits on your face and rubs herself all over your mouth while punching your stomach lightly every time you try to breathe, calling you a perv and making you say whose slave you want to be. She keeps pretending she’ll let you cum if you answer “correct,” then pulls away right when you’re twitching, laughing in that half-cruel, half-affectionate way that makes your brain melt.

Group scenes happen so casually it almost feels wrong. You walk into a bathhouse and suddenly there’s a harem of different races arguing over who gets your cock first. One girl wants anal, one wants your mouth, one just wants to milk you with her tits. They line you up, use your body like a shared toy, switch places without asking, and the camera just lingers on wet skin, dripping cum, drooling mouths. A robot hovers overhead and records everything for “research,” again, but secretly you find that same recording in your room later and, yeah, you end up jerking off to your own humiliation. Sometimes the game makes you just watch. A lesbian dom scene behind a glass wall, another girl getting spanked till her ass glows red, then shoved full of a dildo while she cries and smiles at the same time. You can’t help. You can only stare. And worse, the UI tracks how long you watched, and some characters tease you about it later like they saw your browser history. Not gonna lie, some of the animated ahegao faces look stupid as hell, tongues flopping like broken gifs, but then one of them starts squirting on your abs while begging for more and your brain just forgives everything.

I kept wishing they’d at least let me change one stupid tiny thing, like that ugly default collar you get tagged with in the early slave arc, but no, it stays in every sex scene for hours, mocking you quietly. You go from shy virgin to the guy who’s creampied an orc, an elf, a catgirl, and something with too many tentacles, and still that same cheap collar sits on your neck, reminding you you’re never fully in control here. It’s messy, horny, mean, sometimes sweet by accident, like when the pregnant catgirl curls around you in bed, leaking milk on your chest and purring while you lazily finger her and she tries not to moan too loud. Then she ruins the moment, calls the robot, and asks it to replay earlier footage of you getting pegged so she can laugh at your face while you cum again inside her. This whole world feels like that: one long, sweaty joke on you that somehow keeps you hard anyway.

The fun thing here is how normal everything looks when it starts. Tiny apartment, fresh married couple, all that “honeymoon forever” bullshit, and then slowly it rots in a really horny way. You play as the guy, but honestly it feels more like you’re slowly handing the steering wheel to your wife while she finds out she likes seeing you bend, crawl, beg. First few scenes are almost sweet, just little hints: she teases you about porn on your phone, catches some messages, uses it to put pressure on you. Not big drama, just that slow drip of blackmail. And then suddenly she’s sitting on your face and asking if you like being used like a slave, and the game treats it like the most natural thing in the world.

What I liked is that it doesn’t jump straight to hardcore stuff. One night she rides you in cowgirl, long, sloppy vaginal sex, kissing and dirty talking in your ear, and you feel like, ok, this is normal, just energetic wife. Next evening she’s calling you “my little bitch” and pushing a vibrator against your ass, laughing when you clench. Pegging comes later, but the way they build to it is nasty in good way. She starts with light spanking, then toys, then ordering you to stay on all fours and not touch your cock while she fucks you from behind with the strap-on, talking about how her “real man” will use her pussy after she warms it up on you. That line hit harder than the spanking honestly. POV angles make it worse, because you’re staring at the bed shaking while she moans for someone that isn’t you. It made me pause the game and just stare at my Spotify for a minute, then press continue anyway.

I didn’t expect how much lesbian and gay stuff they squeeze in around the edges. The wife “finds herself” with this older woman, total milf vibe, classy clothes, cruel eyes, expensive heels. First it’s just some flirty chat, then there’s a scene where they’re on the couch, kissing slow, wife kneeling between her legs, licking like she forgot you exist. You watch, humiliated, basically a background prop, and the older woman uses your wife’s hair like a handle while she grinds on her tongue. Later on she notices you staring at her feet and there’s a quick footjob scene where she strokes you lazily with her soles, still talking only to your wife, like you’re not even part of the conversation. It’s hot and insulting at same time, which is kind of the theme here. Then you get hit with full on cuckold and ntr stuff: wife texting a guy while you sit at her feet, she makes you read the dirty messages out loud. At one point she makes you kneel between her and him, sucking his cock while she sits on your face, moaning for his dick and using your tongue on her ass. There is anal, oral, all of it, and you’re basically the flexible toy everyone shares. The sissification branch is really rough too. She has you shaved, puts you in stockings, panties, lipstick, calls you her “little maid” and makes you clean the floor while she gets eaten out on the couch. She pats your head like a dog when you crawl close, presses your face into her wet pussy for a second, then pushes you away and tells you to go lick the other girl’s feet instead. It’s humiliating on purpose, no hiding that. There’s sexual harassment vibes in the way side characters treat you as a thing to touch and order around, and nobody cares if you’re uncomfortable. Which is kind of the point of this fantasy, but still, one scene with the boss went on way too long and I got bored, then horny again, then bored. And that stupid kitchen lamp in the background is crooked in every scene and they never fix it, I swear it distracts me each time I see it.

Anyway, the whole thing is like watching your marriage mutate into a femdom circus, with 3dcg models that look sometimes weird, sometimes surprisingly hot, depending on the camera angle. Some POV shots during oral are really nice, you see her lips sliding down slowly, spit strings, teeth almost touching, then she pulls off just to spit on your cock and slap it with the tip of a dildo while telling you it belongs to her now. Then she turns around and lets someone else fuck her in front of you. The pacing is uneven as hell, some scenes drag, others end right when you’re fully into it, but I kept clicking “next” anyway. My commute home felt way shorter with this open in a tiny window behind Telegram and Chrome. And I still think about that moment where she makes you suck on the toy she just used in her ass, staring you down like she’s checking if you finally broke.

You wake up, horny, confused and a little annoyed, and the game just shrugs and drops a catgirl in your lap like that’s a normal Tuesday. She’s not the cutesy “nya~ master” type either, at least not at first. There is this weird mix of needy kitten and bratty roommate who looks through your browser history and then pretends she didn’t. One moment she’s pressing those ridiculous tits against your arm while her tail flicks, next moment she’s acting offended you looked. Classic. The robot friend beside her is even stranger. Not some cold metal toy, more like a pervy Alexa with a body and no shame, scanning everyone, throwing humiliating comments about body temperature, arousal levels, “fertility status” in your face. It feels like a therapist that skipped ethics class and went straight to “how can I make you blush harder” mode.

Where it gets fun, or fucked up, or both, is how the game handles control. You’ve got the usual dating sim stuff, choices, gifts, events, blah, but then it slides quietly into serious kink territory. Orgasm denial isn’t just a line in the menu, it becomes part of the daily routine. A handjob that stops right when she starts to squirt. A blowjob where the robot keeps count of thrusts and locks the toy on your cock if you cum too fast. You get a catgirl on her knees, drooling on your shaft, and at the same time a cold voice in your ear rating your self control like it’s grading homework. It should be stupid. It kind of is. I liked it anyway. Then there is the childhood friend, the wrestler girl with short hair and tan lines that tell you exactly what kind of bikini she wears and how long she stayed in the sun. She suplexes you on the mattress, sits on your face, calls it “training”, and the game treats her virginity like a big boss fight. When you finally break her hymen you feel half proud, half guilty, and the stupid part is that the game never actually asks you to feel anything at all. It just lets the blood, the creampie, the shaking legs speak.

Fantasy and sci fi keep mixing like someone spilled two different games together and never cleaned the floor. One route has you dealing with elves and a monster girl that squirts milk when you grope her too hard, another throws in cybernetic restraints and a “safety protocol” that clearly is not safe. Pregnancy stuff is everywhere, but not shoved in your face, more like a quiet threat. You watch bellies swell after one too many creampies, lactation dripping through cosplay outfits, the robot calmly explaining hormone changes while you’re busy pounding an ahegao-faced catgirl in anal. There is this voyeurism system where you can spy on girls masturbating, or on two of them going full lesbian, one more dominant, slapping ass and making the other lick her own juices off a toy. Then the same girl later kneels for you, calls you master, and it actually feels a bit too easy. That annoyed me, not enough struggle, not enough real humiliation, but I kept playing anyway. The sandbox part sometimes feels like a mess, wandering around just to trigger a titfuck scene in the shower or a quick spanking in the locker room, and I kind of hate that I had to open Notes on my phone to remember where the best scenes were. But then the game throws a horror-style event at you, lights flicker, some superpower shit activates, your slave girl starts floating and moaning like possessed, and you still end up with her pinned under you, begging for more vaginal and anal at the same time like that’s totally normal reaction to paranormal activity. It’s trashy, it’s inconsistent, it pretends to care about consent while letting you push way too far in group sex scenes, and I still found myself tabbing away from Telegram so I could focus when the robot whispered “orgasm denied” and the catgirl looked like she might cry if I didn’t let her cum. I wanted more actual fear in the horror, more sting in the BDSM, less harem softness, but I know I’d complain even if it had all that.

You start as this washed-up brothel manager who clearly peaked seasons ago and is now crawling back into the game, and the whole thing feels like someone mashed a dating sim with a messy management spreadsheet and a horny Game of Thrones fanfic. You click around the city map, hunt for scenes, drag stats up and down, try not to bankrupt yourself while you “train” noble ladies who probably should be ruling kingdoms instead of riding your dick on a dusty sofa. The tone jumps all over the place: one moment you’re giving serious political advice to a queen, next moment you’re timing a handjob scene with a silly little arousal bar like it’s a rhythm game for degenerates. I kinda loved it. I kinda hated it. Then I clicked “next day” again.

The main thing that works is how each girl has her own ladder of corruption, and yeah, it’s absolutely a ladder, with small kinks at the start and full-on harem chaos at the top. With Daenerys, for example, the first time she lets you touch her it’s this stiff, awkward groping in a dim room, she’s acting all high and mighty, and you only got that far because you pushed her influence stat higher than her pride. Ten in-game days later you’re managing her schedule so she can fit in a public blowjob “for morale” after a council meeting, while you’re calculating income from nobles who pay extra to watch. I was literally alt-tabbing to Google Sheets to track which route opened which voyeur scene, because the game just shrugs and says “figure it out, perv.” It pretends to be point & click, but secretly it’s an achievement hunt with boobs.

What cracked me up is how serious it pretends to be about politics. You’re arranging alliances, pushing these women toward crowns and castles, but the reward for a smart decision is usually some filthy humiliation scene in a side room. There’s this bit with Cersei where you think you’re just negotiating terms, then one wrong dialogue choice and she’s on her knees, covered by half the guard in a bukkake mess, glaring at you like it’s your fault she’s enjoying it. And yeah, it is. Or the first lesbian scene between Margaery and Sansa where it starts like soft teasing, slow kissing, just a little voyeur angle from the keyhole, and then suddenly Margaery is stuffing a toy between Sansa’s thighs while you’re outside the door deciding if you want to interrupt them for “business reasons.” I picked “wait” just to see if there was a second stage. There was. Twice. Honestly I got more invested in ticking off their creampie variations than in the actual power endings, then later I complained to myself the game had too many endings.

It’s rough in places though. Sometimes you grind influence or gold for several cycles, get hyped, trigger a new scene with Melisandre, and it’s literally just her talking in circles about fire while she lazily jerks you off. Then the next event is her using you like a toy, tying you up, dripping wax and chanting while three other girls watch and take turns sitting on your face. No warning, no ramp-up, just “ok, we’re doing cult-level bdsm now.” I liked that whiplash. I didn’t. The UI is a bit of a cluttered mess, too, tiny clickable hotspots on the map and in rooms, so half of my achievements unlocked by accident because I misclicked a door and walked in on Missandei and Ygritte grinding on each other, both trying to pretend it’s “training for future husbands.” That was a good misclick though. On the other hand I kept obsessing over one tiny thing: tooltips sometimes tell you “raising obedience unlocks new actions” and then you raise it and nothing obvious happens, but ten in-game days later, boom, group sex event in a bathhouse with three Stark women like it’s the most normal staff meeting of the week. The pacing is trash and perfect at the same time, like those memes where your save file name is “just one more scene.” I kinda wish there was a proper gallery, I kinda don’t, because hunting the scenes down with bad notes in my phone made it feel more dirty. Anyway, the whole thing is basically a big corruption puzzle where the reward is seeing queens, warriors and “proper” ladies on their knees, spread, collared, sometimes with ahegao faces that look too silly and still somehow hit just right.

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