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First of al you have to be confident that you are an adult person because hwta youa re about to see next is social commantary intended for adult audiences only. And not because it has cooters and naked tits in but also since you just might not understand adult humor. And today's joke is called"Claos Shave". Yoou will see quite a normal morning of man and wife. They begin their day as usual - from visiting bathroom and today it happened that they have to use submerge together. The man need to obtain a shave and wife wanted... well, what are they wasting so much time when visiting bathrooms? But looks like wifey gets interested in shaving process and checking out how hairy her cootchie has become she gets a bright idea... this is the place where the joke commences so you will hve to observe what will happen next yourself!

This thing is basically one long love letter to Mikasa’s pussy and Eren’s dumb obsession with her. It’s not subtle at all, and that kinda works. You open it and you’re just thrown right into their “first time” that clearly skipped any normal romance pacing and went straight to “hey, I’m a titan, I’m gonna eat you out instead of eating you.” It sounds stupid when I write it, but when you’re actually looking at her face, that serious Mikasa look slowly melting, it hits the horny brain in the right way. Animation loops are simple but focused. Tongue, lips, clit, that little twitch when she can’t keep the stoic soldier act anymore. No stupid walls of text, no long intro about titans and walls and military ranks. It’s basically: Mikasa spreads, Eren transforms, tongue goes to work, everything else is background noise. In my head I kept hearing the anime soundtrack and then immediately forgot it because her pussy is taking the full attention.

What I liked is they actually kept her feeling like Mikasa. She’s not turned into some random bimbo clone with big plastic tits. She’s got that toned body, tight abs, strong thighs, black hair falling around her face when she leans back. It feels like “yeah, this is the same girl who cuts titans in half, except now the only thing getting cut is her self control.” And Eren in titan form is just this huge presence off-screen, most of the time you only really see that massive tongue and her reaction to it. Which is perfect because nobody is here to stare at his face. There’s no penetration fetish in this one, which is kinda refreshing and also a bit weird. With his titan body he obviously could ruin her in one second, but they lean into this idea that titans don’t even have dicks, so all that frustration gets dumped into insane cunnilingus. It’s like all the horny energy compressed into one overpowered tongue. At some point I caught myself thinking “ok bro, let her breathe” and then kept clicking for another round anyway. The loop of her moaning, legs shaking, pussy getting more wet, that slow moment when she closes her eyes and bites her lip, it scratches that quick, shameless itch really hard.

Controls are nothing special, just the usual click, small variations, some angles, a bit of speed control. But there was one moment where I timed the faster setting right when she gasps and her body arches, and it kinda locked in for me, like “ok, this is the money shot of the whole thing.” I liked that they focused on her being worshipped instead of turning her into a cum dumpster right away. Eren is literally there just to serve, tongue deep in, licking around her clit, sliding down and back up, like he’s tasting every bit of her. It’s almost comical if you overthink it, this legendary titan form spending the whole scene just eating pussy. And still, when she clenches her fists, breathing hard, face turning soft and horny, I was like yeah, fine, this is exactly the kind of stupid fantasy I want after a long week. No plot, no big twist, just Mikasa getting the kind of attention every Attack on Titan fan joked about in Discord at some point anyway.

That little orange lizard is supposed to be a “pokemon”, right? Charmander or whatever, except here he’s not doing any battling, he’s basically using his tail fire like a neon sign that says “come get fucked”. The whole thing is set in this weird half-bar, half-club background that looks like someone mashed up a cheap cocktail place with a kid’s show, then just dropped a thirsty furry girl right in the middle. She’s got ridiculous tits, big enough that the animators keep bouncing them around like they’re testing the physics engine more than anything else. You don’t get some long build up, it just kind of cuts to her already spread on the bar stand, legs up, totally begging for it, like we skipped three scenes of foreplay and went straight to “put it in already”.

The “pokemon” jumps in, cock out, and the proportions are insane in a good, brain-melting way. It’s this smooth, thick shaft that looks almost too big for his small body, and when he pushes into her, you get that nice squish of her pussy stretching around him. They actually did the penetration angle pretty well: you see his hips slam against her ass, his balls slapping her with each thrust, and her belly shifting like he’s hitting deep. She’s moaning like a cheap hentai dub, a bit over the top, but it kinda works here because it’s not trying to be classy at all. There’s a moment where she grips the edge of the bar, claws digging in, tits bouncing while he just drills her from behind, tail flicking, and it’s stupidly hot. The camera keeps swinging between her face, her tits, and that wet, shiny cock sliding in and out, and you can almost feel the sticky bar surface under her back, like she’s going to slide right off if he fucks any harder.

And then the cum. Of course. He finally slams in deep and you see this thick load pump straight inside her, proper creampie, with her pussy tightening around him, little spurts leaking out as he keeps grinding like he doesn’t want to pull out yet. Some of it spills down onto the bar stand, dripping between her ass cheeks, and she just lies there, panting, legs still trembling while his cock gives one last twitch. It’s messy, it’s shameless, it’s furry porn with a cartoon lizard and a big titted bitch getting absolutely stuffed, no fake romance, no story, just raw “I’m gonna breed you right here where everyone orders drinks” energy. If you’re into that mix of cute mascot character turned fuck machine and a needy furry girl who clearly loves being used like a cum bucket on public furniture, the whole thing goes straight for your brain and lower parts at the same time, and doesn’t pretend to be anything else.

Are delivered a lot of viagra and valium. Ernie notices that heavy flo is currently taking those pills to utility room. Ernie decided to steal viagra, drink it and to fuck sexy nursie. He awakened a box where pills are where viagra but he can't separate and where is valium. He choose one bottle of pills and drank them. He had a dream that he fucks with nursie that is sexy and he understood that it was just a dream and wrong pills.

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Princess Auriane is a mess, in the best possible way. She’s crowned, horny, and way too curious about what happens when you mix royal duty with raw, fucked-up power games. The game throws you right into her new rule, and the kingdom is basically an excuse for people to scheme, seduce, and break each other in very pretty, very dirty ways. One moment you’re sitting in a council scene, pretending to care about taxes and border fights, and five clicks later you’re watching an elf noble on his knees, tongue out, while Auriane holds his hair and decides if he gets mercy or just more humiliation. The swing between “noble fantasy politics” and “I’m going to use your mouth until you can’t talk” is wild, and honestly that’s what kept me clicking. It feels like someone asked “what if Crusader Kings had less spreadsheets and more deepthroat” and then kind of committed.

What I like a lot is that you’re not just a puppet queen getting tossed around. Sometimes you are the one doing the corruption, pushing a “pure” elf girl to lick your boots, or letting some scary priestess collar you and teach you what obedience really means. Dominant Auriane is hot, cruel in that smug elven way, like she knows everyone wants her and she’s tired of pretending to be nice. But submit Auriane a bit and the story turns nasty in a different flavor, with her being forced to smile in court after being used like a toy in the temple, cum still metaphorically dripping off her pride. The game doesn’t pull away when it gets heavy. When a scene promises “she’ll pay for this insult”, yeah, someone ends up gagging on cock or grinding on a thigh until she cries, not just getting a slap on the wrist. Oral stuff shows up a lot, by the way. People talk about oaths, loyalty, sacred rituals, then five text boxes later, that “ritual” is two elves on their knees, mouths full, trying to outdo each other for a pat on the head or a chance at power. It feels very on brand for a sleazy fantasy court: everyone pretending this is about honor while literally choking on it.

There’s this whole management layer that is honestly more fun than I expected for a porn game. You’re not juggling a big spreadsheet or anything, but choices in how you treat factions slowly twist the tone of the whole kingdom. Feed the harsher side and your realm starts feeling like a fetish state, full of collars, public punishment and nobles who smile way too much when someone gets dragged to the dungeon. Encourage indulgence and you get this decadent vibe where “court entertainment” basically means watching who gets fucked in front of whom. You notice characters changing, too. A shy attendant you keep around can slide from nervous little assistant into ruthless bitch if you let her taste power, and yeah, that also shows in bed scenes where suddenly she’s the one sitting on someone’s face, using them like furniture. The corruption arcs feel personal, like the story is poking you: “You did this. You made her like that.” Even when scenes repeat, the context shifts, so the same kind of blowjob or forced kneel feels different when it’s part of a bigger fall from grace. It’s not perfect, some transitions are clunky and sometimes the pacing just drops like the writer went to grab coffee mid-event, but when it hits, it really scratches that mix of strategy brain and degenerate brain. I kept telling myself “just one more choice, I want to see how bad this path gets” and then Auriane is in the throne room, smiling calmly while someone licks her feet in front of the court, and you realize the kingdom is basically a mirror of your worst tastes.

This one feels like somebody took a regular isekai fantasy story, spilled porn all over it, then just went “yeah, that’s fine” and pushed it out the door. You start as this guy who somehow plays with both light and darkness, like he’s half holy hero and half horny demon, and everything around him is completely fucked. Worlds broken, reality torn, big cosmic mess that nobody is really fixing because everyone is too busy being hot and dramatic. Then, out of nowhere, his own sisters show up as his “unexpected allies” and it goes from epic adventure to “ok, should I actually be turned on by this or should I go confess something” in about two scenes. The game leans hard into this taboo vibe, like the universe is collapsing but you’re still stealing kisses and grabbing thighs in ruined temples while angels are screaming in the sky. It’s not subtle. One moment you’re arguing about destiny and fate, next moment you have someone pressed against a wall, panties around one ankle, while she whispers that she’s not supposed to want this. I was on Chrome on my laptop, had Telegram open on the side, and honestly kept forgetting to reply to people because the story kept throwing new crazy shit at me.

The thing that really stuck with me is how it jumps between romance and total depravity without warning. You’ll have this quiet scene with one sister sitting at a campfire, her hair all messy, talking about how she’s scared of being erased with the rest of the worlds. It’s sweet, kind of sad, you almost feel like you’re in some emotional anime. You choose the “nice” dialogue, she smiles, looks relieved, leans her head on your shoulder... and in the next click she’s on her knees, eyes glossy, calling you “big brother” with this broken little moan that hits you straight in the brain. I actually paused for a second and just stared at my screen like, the fuck did I just agree to. And then there is Lucifer, who should be this scary demon boss, but half of the time feels more like a smug dom roommate who shows up, beats your ass in a fight, pins your MC to the ground and basically goes “you’re not ready to save anything yet, but I might let you touch me if you beg nicer.” The Inquisition girls are no better. They act like they want to burn you for heresy and then end up half naked in some torture chamber asking you to “punish” them for betraying their faith. I wish the choices actually changed more stuff, but at the same time I don’t, because I kinda like getting dragged along this unhinged ride and just seeing how wrong it can get. The animations hit that messy hentai energy where sometimes a leg bends weird or the boobs move like they have their own gravity, but weirdly that makes it feel more raw, not less. I stopped noticing after the third corrupted nun begged me to fill her while the sky was literally cracking open above us and light and darkness were swirling around like some horny apocalypse. I honestly opened it just to kill a few minutes between YouTube and Twitter, and now I’m stuck thinking about a fake sister with tears in her eyes, saying she’d rather let the worlds die than give you up. I hate it. I want more.

Jake looks like that guy you half remember from high school, nothing special, bit lost, scrolling on his phone too much. Then you drop into his new life in this strange city with Nika, and suddenly all that “ordinary couple” vibe just starts to peel off, really slow, like clothes after a long bar night. The game doesn’t rush; you actually feel that lazy first week in a new place, boxes still in the corner, Nika walking around in a tank top with no bra, asking where the mugs are while her tits bounce more than they should. You click through some simple choices, joke with her, and at some point you notice your eyes are stuck on her ass in those shorts that look one size too small. The game knows exactly what it’s doing, it keeps putting her just out of reach, kissing you soft, grinding a bit on the couch, then pulling back like “later, babe, I’m tired” and you’re there staring at the screen like, yeah, same.

Everything feels very physical. When she drops to her knees for the first time, it’s not some sudden porn cut, it actually grows from this stupid little argument in the kitchen that turns into teasing, then she bites her lip, kneels on the floor tiles and wraps her hand around Jake’s cock. The way her fingers move, that slow stroke with saliva shining, her lips sliding over the tip, tongue circling, you can almost hear the wet sounds even when nothing is playing. Her cheeks puff, mascara a bit smudged, eyes up at him, and she goes deeper, bobbing faster, spit dripping on her knuckles. It feels messy in a good way. Not that plastic “perfect blowjob” stuff, more like your browser history on a bad day. Then later you finally get her on the bed, on her back, legs wide, pussy already wet from all that build up, and you can choose if you want to push it in slow or just fuck her hard against the mattress while her tits shake and she claws at the sheets. Sometimes I swear her ass is stealing the whole game, the camera really loves that angle where she’s riding, ass bouncing up and down on Jake’s lap, each slap of skin making it look heavier, rounder, like you could grab it through the screen.

What caught me a bit off guard is how the sex and the crime stuff start to tangle together. One evening you’re having this sweet, almost romantic scene, handjob under a blanket while some movie plays, her whispering in his ear, just lazy strokes and soft moans, and the next choice suddenly throws you into a sketchy meeting with some shady guy who clearly knows way too much about Nika’s past. You go from “yeah suck that dick” to “wait, is someone going to get killed?” in like three clicks. Honestly I like that, even if sometimes the pacing feels drunk, like the story wants to be a thriller but then gets distracted by Nika bending over the sink with her tits hanging and her shorts sliding down, and you forget there was a serious plot at all. The romance parts are weirdly sweet too, they sleep tangled, they argue about small things, and then you’re fucking her from behind in the new apartment while boxes are still unpacked, pushing her face into a pillow, watching her back arch and her ass push back on every thrust. She moans your name, or sometimes just curses, and that mix of tenderness and “fuck me harder” sells the relationship better than any long dialogue. There is this tiny detail though, Jake holds his phone like a boomer and it annoys me every single time he pulls it out, but whatever, I still went back for one more scene with Nika on top, her big tits bouncing and sweat sliding between them while she rides him like the city outside doesn’t exist at all.

Gohan trying to be a normal guy and failing in the horniest way possible is honestly the whole mood here. He’s supposed to focus on studies, on being this good half-saiyan boy, and instead you’re wandering around in this messy little sandbox of temptation where every “oops, I walked into the wrong room” somehow turns into tits, ass, or someone’s marriage getting way too flexible. It starts innocent enough: you’re just talking, running errands, feeling that classic awkward Gohan vibe. Then suddenly you’re in front of a MILF with a ridiculous chest, her clothes just barely staying up, and the dialogue takes that one tiny step from “oh, you’re such a nice boy” to “close the door behind you.” The game makes it feel slow-burn, but then you look back and realize you went from tutoring to raw fucking in like three scenes.

The parody angle actually hits different if you watched Dragon Ball growing up. Seeing Gohan use super strength for something other than punching villains, like holding a woman in mid-air while you rail her from behind, is stupid in the best way. You get those cheesy romance beats where you’re “helping” a woman with her problems, and then it quietly turns into cheating, like it’s just one more side quest. One moment you’re talking about training and peace, the next you’re balls deep in some big ass, her moans looping while your brain half-recognizes the hairstyle from the show. The animated scenes feel like those old hentai clips you’d find on random websites, not perfectly smooth but with just enough jiggle in big tits and that sloppy back-and-forth motion that makes you mute Chrome and lean in. Sometimes the animation is a bit stiff, but somehow that roughness makes it more like a dirty fan project your friend “totally didn’t spend months on.” I still don’t like the tiny UI buttons though, my mouse kept missing stuff and I got annoyed for like 5 seconds then forgot because someone bent over in front of me.

Android 18 here is dangerous in a different way. You know she could kill you with one hand, and the game kind of leans into that. The way she looks at you, the slightly cold lines that still end with her spreading her legs, it feels like you’re crossing a line you shouldn’t. Her scenes hit harder since it blends that controlled, robot-like calm with really nasty stuff like getting fucked until her composure breaks. In one route you’re basically collecting women around Gohan, turning this hero into the center of a harem without him even acting like a typical hentai protagonist. He still talks like Gohan, shy, polite, almost blushing, but you keep choosing options that drag him deeper into this secret life of vaginal sex, anal experiments, married women sneaking off, and soft little romance touches that make it dirtier instead of sweeter. It’s funny, I wanted more “serious” adventure parts at first, more superpowers and big fights, but each time the screen shook and clothes came off, I completely lost that thought and just listened to the breathing sounds, like an ASMR track that starts with light whispers and ends with someone choking on your cock. I kinda wish they'd fix some transitions between scenes, they feel a bit jumpy, but they probably never will and somehow that fits this whole messy, horny universe just fine.