This thing starts like one of those horny daydreams you get on the bus, except here it actually picks up the phone and says “yeah, we’re doing this.” You’re the guy, obviously, sitting at home, kind of stuck in that boring routine where Pornhub tabs know you better than your friends, and suddenly these older women from your past just show up. Not all at once, not in some Avengers style nonsense, more like “oh, hey, remember me, I raised you and also my tits are huge now, let’s talk.” The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle. Every woman walks in like her boobs entered the room first and her ass had to squeeze through the door second. The nice part is that you poke around the house and whatever other places, point and click, open drawers, snoop, grab some weird item that makes no sense at the time, and then ten minutes later you realize “oh fuck, that’s exactly what I needed to convince this hot milf to bend over the kitchen counter.”

What I liked is how the teasing actually feels like teasing, not just “click button, instant blowjob, thank you for playing.” You flirt, you push your luck a bit, you peek through doors when you probably shouldn’t, like some horny raccoon that learned how to use a mouse. I had this one moment where I was just casually exploring, checked a room I thought would be empty, and caught one of the women on her knees, sucking a toy like she was practicing. I legit paused and stared at the screen like an idiot. There’s that slow build where she pretends she doesn’t know you’re watching, then slightly turns her head so you see more tongue, more spit, and suddenly the game feels way more personal. The animations sell it better than I expected, her tits bouncing, mouth stretching around the shaft, saliva sliding down her chin. It’s not Hollywood quality, but it hits that dirty amateur vibe that somehow turns you on faster because it looks like something you shouldn’t be seeing. At the same time, some scenes are so over the top you feel like your dick is in a circus, especially when she’s smothering you with a boobjob and the camera is just full of soft, shiny skin and you’re like “ok, where is my character’s face, is he still alive.”

The whole “secret organisation” thing kind of sneaks up on you. You’re there for tits and ass, obviously, and suddenly there’s this weird thread where some people are watching, manipulating, like there’s a horny Illuminati making sure you end up balls deep in the right milf at the right time. I actually got distracted trying to figure out what the hell they are doing, then forgot about it again as soon as one of the women showed up in something tight and low cut. The story keeps dangling this bigger mystery in front of you, but half the time I ignored it because I just wanted to push the next scene where she lets you slide into her ass after she’s been teasing you about it for ages. The first anal scene I unlocked felt like unlocking an achievement in Steam, except instead of a little pop-up you get a mature woman grinding back on you, moaning in that rough, breathy way, ass rippling slightly with every thrust. I wish the sound in that part was less “looped porn audio from fifteen years ago,” but I kept going anyway, so apparently I didn’t wish that hard.

There’s something oddly sweet and messed up at the same time about how these women treat you. Half the time they’re scolding you like you did something wrong, the other half they’re on their knees, lips wrapped around your cock, stroking you with their tits like you’re the last man on earth. One minute you’re running around clicking every shiny object like a confused squirrel, trying to find the right thing to unlock the next scene, and the next you’re sitting there watching this big ass milf ride you in slow, heavy movements, her huge tits bouncing in a rhythm that makes your brain forget about the dumb puzzle you solved to get there. It’s clumsy, horny, a bit ridiculous, and somehow exactly the kind of trash that makes you close all your other tabs and just stay there, letting these big, older women ruin you in every room of the house while some shady group watches from the background like they’re grading your performance. I still haven’t figured out what that organisation actually wants from me, but honestly, if their evil plan is just “make him cum to more milfs,” they’re winning.

I don’t know if this one wants to be heartfelt or horny first, because it keeps confusing me in the best way. You start as some quiet kid tossed under this giant village shadow - yeah, the Hokage’s mansion, not exactly cozy décor - but when the nights stretch too long, that’s when things really spark. It’s got that weird warmth like you’ve accidentally wandered into someone else’s memories: a slice of calm life and then suddenly you’re watching Hinata bend forward across a training bench, slow enough that your heartbeat starts syncing with the animation loop. Her voice acting isn’t afraid of silence either; she lets you hear her breathe, which somehow hits harder than any line she murmurs. I keep getting distracted by her hands though - they move with these strangely delicate motions, rough callouses meeting soft skin, totally believable she'd knock a guy senseless and still touch him like that after.

Most of the moments slide between tender and ridiculous. Shizune tries to mother you one second (that tea scene!) and ten lines later she’s doing something that would get her banned from a medical tent forever. The art swings slightly inconsistent but the imperfections almost help - it feels drawn by someone who’s sweating through the same fantasies you’re supposed to. I caught myself rewinding Naomi’s smirk just because it felt too alive, as if the coder accidentally recorded a real girl’s micro‑expression. The whole story pretends it’s about recovery and peace after the war, but honestly it’s more about how the human body looks when it finally stops pretending to be polite. A couple bugs killed the mood once (Hinata’s eyes froze wide open mid‑moan, nightmare fuel), yet even that glitch felt weirdly intimate - like breaking the illusion without ruining desire.

The only thing missing is smell - everyone feels tangible except the scent part, though maybe that’s for DLC. Or maybe it’s better this way, because sometimes when you linger on Shiho’s lines about experiments, you realize you’re not supposed to need every sense simulated. I kept thinking “this shouldn’t work,” then going back again, grinning at my own hypocrisy. Anyway, whatever they patch next, I kinda hope they don’t fix the awkward pauses - they sound too real to lose.

You show up at this weirdly quiet place called Camp Pinewood, expecting some normal summer job, maybe a few brats and some boring chores, and instead you walk into this fever dream where every girl from your old cartoons apparently decided to grow curves, lose shame, and hang around half-dressed. No dudes anywhere. Just you, one confused but very horny guy, surrounded by faces you recognize from way too many childhood afternoons, now asking for “help” with things that have nothing to do with camp activities. It feels wrong for like five seconds, then someone bends over a little too far and your brain just shuts up. One minute you’re talking to Gwen who’s pretending she’s here for “training,” the next her top just happens to slip when you raise her affection and suddenly you’re in this loop of checking every corner of the camp like some degenerate detective. Is there a mystery? Kind of. You’re supposed to investigate what’s going on, but half of that “investigation” is walking into a cabin and catching someone like Velma “studying” on the bed with her tits about to fall out of her shirt, or Stephanie bouncing around with that fake-innocent Lazy Town vibe, short skirt riding up way too high. The game knows exactly what it’s doing when it leaves a door half open so you can spy on Daphne stripping down in front of the mirror, like it’s totally normal camp behavior.

What I like is how the horny stuff doesn’t drop on you all at once. It starts pretty tame, just teasing and flirting, then suddenly you’re juggling dates with Clover from Totally Spies, Gwen, Raven, and maybe Francine hanging around acting like some hot stepmom who wants to “talk” about your progress. Some scenes are just silly, like Lola Bunny deciding she needs “private coaching” and ending up on her knees with your cock between those big cartoon lips, while you’re thinking, yeah, Space Jam hit different. Then other moments go way harder than you expect. One second it’s a blowjob under the trees, next moment you’ve got Starfire all eager-to-please, asking what else humans like, and you’re pushing into her tight ass while she moans something about “learning Earth customs.” There’s proper variety too: titfucks with huge-soft-ridiculous racks, handjobs that turn into messy oral, classic pussy pounding with big asses grinding on you, and those scenes where the girl pretends she “didn’t know” you were watching her play with herself and then just keeps going, because voyeurism is basically the camp’s unofficial sport. Some routes lean more into male domination, with you pressing a girl against the wall, pulling her hair, making her strip piece by piece, others feel more like romance gone very, very off the rails, like slow-burn moments with someone like Wendy, where you kiss first and end up fucking her senseless on a cabin bed while the campfire crackles outside. It’s trashy and nostalgic and wrong and hot at the same time, like scrolling through your old Saturday-morning lineup and realizing every single one of them is now trying to climb onto your lap.

Guy inherits a crappy old apartment building, thinks he is just going to collect rent and clean clogged pipes, and suddenly the place starts acting like it has a dirty mind of its own. That is pretty much the energy of My Place Is Cursed. You play this dude who moves into his grandfather’s place as the new manager, and the building kind of… watches you. You walk down the hallway, lights flicker, doors half open on their own, you catch glimpses of skin from gaps that are probably not “accidental.” It feels like the walls are trying to cockblock you and help you at the same time. One moment you swear some ghost is messing with your phone, next moment the “curse” basically hands you a view of a tenant quietly touching herself in her room with the curtains very not closed. The whole thing is like those late night porn banners that somehow know exactly what you like, but here it’s a haunted house with rent contracts.

What made it hit me a bit is how it feels kinda like those early browser porn games I tried in high school on Internet Explorer, with pop-ups everywhere and flash player crashing, but sharpened up and actually animated. The dev clearly loves big curves, because the first big event that stuck in my head is when you “check on a water leak” and this tenant opens the door with a towel barely holding on her huge tits, towel falls, and the game actually lets you linger. Not just a quick CG, you get that slow animated bounce, this nice heavy motion that looks dirty but playful too. There is a scene where you sit with her on the shabby couch, she pretends she is just “cold,” then her hand slides into your lap, and the game plays it long, with that drawn out handjob where you see every little jerk and squeeze. I liked that the camera is kind of voyeur style, like you are watching from the corner of the room, not in some perfect porn studio angle. Later you catch her masturbating in her room, lying on her stomach, ass in the air, big ass filling the screen while she rubs herself, and you have this choice to knock or just keep spying. Of course I just watched like a creep and felt a bit bad, but the game absolutely knows that is the point. The “curse” plays with you, moves doors, shifts objects, gives you those little peeping chances that feel wrong and hot at same time, and then acts surprised when you use them. The writing is simple, sometimes weird, but it adds to that vibe like you are reading horny notes from some pervert landlord who learned English on hentai subs and TikTok comments. It’s not trying to be deep, it just wants to get you horny, and honestly it works most when it stops pretending it’s a normal story and lets you be the guy who is half scared of the building and half grateful for how often girls forget to close their curtains.

Anahel looks like that shy girl in class who never raised her hand, and here she is, walking around a cursed fantasy world where literally everything wants to fuck her or use her to open some magic doom portal. It starts all heroic and stuff, like “you’re chosen, save the world, ancient prophecy” and you think ok, basic RPG, I click some slimes, I loot some chest. Then suddenly the slime is not just slime, it has way too many wet tentacles, and they all know exactly where to go. The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle. One moment you’re poking around ruins, next moment Anahel is pinned, squirming, and her stupid little innocent face is doing that full ahegao thing while a monster girl is licking her everywhere like it’s completely normal Tuesday. And it kind of becomes normal, really fast.

I liked how it tricks you with that point and click exploration, like a normal adventure/sandbox thing. You tap on a well, you just expect water, maybe some coins. Instead there’s this creepy voice from inside, offers you “help” if Anahel strips. Of course I clicked yes. Then it escalates, a glowing tentacle slides up her thighs and she’s biting her lip, trying to resist, then gives in, rubbing herself with it like she was waiting all day for that. You’re not just watching, you’re choosing where to touch, which hole gets used, if she lets the monster finish inside or outside. It’s messed up. It’s hot. Sometimes both at same time. The world feels like a horny playground made by someone who played too much RPG Maker and then deleted all armor from the inventory. There’s “noble” knights that threaten her with blackmail, telling her to suck them off in a back alley or they’ll sell her out to the cult. You can actually accept, and the game shows her on her knees, drool and cum on her chin, eyes rolled up, and she still tries to talk like a hero while gagging on the guy. I kinda lost the main quest in my head after that.

Maybe my favorite stupid detail is how her staff looks totally useless at first. Just a stick with some stone. Later, you find this pervy spirit in a shrine who offers to “awaken” it and it literally turns into a magic sex toy weapon. It vibrates when danger is near, and also when she gets too aroused, and sometimes in battle the game will just have her masturbating with it as a “skill” while monsters gangbang her. I laughed because I was on the bus playing on my phone and suddenly she’s in the middle of a forest, on her back, two tentacles inside her, one in her mouth, some catgirl riding her face, and I’m just casually lowering brightness like it’s Instagram. The pacing is weird as hell, like eating spicy food with random sugar thrown on top. One area feels like slow teasing, just some harassment, panties pulled aside, soft lesbian groping, and then next screen they’re using every hole at once, toys, tongues, everything. Sometimes I wish Anahel talked a bit less during sex, because she moans and begs and calls the monsters disgusting while clearly loving it, but it kind of fits that she’s both the last hope of the world and also the world’s favorite cum dump at the same time. Anyway, the prophecy probably said something like that. I already forgot.

Michael starts out like that dude in every village who swears nothing ever happens there, and somehow the game actually sells that boredom. You click through a couple of sleepy days, fields, mud, stupid chores, that tiny church everyone pretends to respect, and then suddenly your childhood friend Maria is looking at you in a way that is not “we used to eat berries together.” It’s still kind of innocent at first, lots of teasing, light touches, super awkward flirting that feels a bit too real. The game lets you sit in that tension. Slow burn. You get hand-holding, shy hugs, those moments where you both lean in and pull back, then lean in again. And yeah, obviously it doesn’t stay innocent, this is not Sunday school. When the first blowjob scene finally hits, it feels like both of them are about to explode from nerves, not just lust. She fumbles a bit, you can see the little animated hesitation, then she gets into it, drool, gag, eye contact, the whole thing. The camera gets close enough that you kinda forget there’s a “plot” and then suddenly they’re giggling about it afterward like idiots and it goes back to being cute. It’s weirdly sweet for a game that lets you fuck this many people.

The medieval adventure part sneaks up on you like a drunk bard. One moment you’re experimenting with Maria under a tree, her tits spilling out while she rides you with that “I might break if I go harder” pace, and the next you’re getting pulled into some quest nonsense at the edge of the kingdom. The tone keeps swinging between wholesome romance and “ok I just came on three different girls today.” You go from protecting a caravan to getting dragged into a tavern room where a busty barmaid gives you a messy titfuck while another girl kneels between your legs, taking turns on your cock like they practiced this. There’s this one scene in a cramped wagon on a rainy night, your party half-asleep, and you end up slowly fingering Maria under a blanket while she tries not to moan, and it’s more intimate than the full-on group sex tent scene that happens later. That tent scene, by the way, is absolutely stupid in the best way: naked bodies everywhere, some soft interracial combo with a dark-skinned warrior girl grinding on your face while you fuck Maria from behind, anal in one corner, someone getting creampied in another, and the game treats it almost like a messed-up campfire story. People joke, someone cracks a line about “party composition,” and you’re there thinking, yeah, this is what min-maxing charisma was secretly about. The pregnancy hints slide in slowly too, first as light jokes, then as serious “what if” lines during pillow talk, then in a scene where you cum inside Maria and the camera just lingers a bit too long on her hand on her belly. It’s romantic. It’s trashy. It absolutely can’t decide. Which is kind of why it works.

War has already chewed this world up and spat it out, and Dartanian is just tired. His armor’s still sticky with old blood, his nerves shot, and all he really wants is a quiet corner and a warm body that isn’t trying to kill him. Instead he walks right into Ellie, this demon girl with curved horns, ridiculous tits that barely stay inside her top, and an ass that bounces like it’s personally mocking gravity. The game doesn’t waste much time pretending they’re just “allies” either. One minute you’re creeping through some ruined village where you hear faint growls and broken whispers, the next she’s pushed up against a cracked stone wall, lips at his ear, voice purring in that breathy low tone that sounds way too real through decent headphones. The horror vibe is not just visual, it’s in the audio: those distant wet stomps, the sc*** of something long and sharp on stone, and then her sudden gasp when he grabs her by the hips and pulls her close. That contrast hits hard.

The sex is where the sound design actually flexes. Her moans don’t just loop in a lazy way like many mobile smut games. They rise, crack, sometimes cut off when he thrusts too deep. There’s this one oral scene early on where she gets on her knees in a half-collapsed chapel, stained glass broken, moonlight flickering, and when she takes him in her mouth you get this mix of soft sucking, tongue sliding, and faint little muffled whimpers in her throat. It’s messy in a good way, not clean porn-audio, more like someone actually recorded a real blowjob and layered it. When he finally fucks her properly, the wet slap of skin and that squelchy detail between her thighs is so sharp I had to check my volume on Spotify because I thought something else was playing. Her big ass claps every time he drives into her, and you can hear the weight of it. I’m obsessed with that kind of thing and they almost nailed it. Almost, because there’s this weird tiny squeak in one of the looped animations that kept popping up and now I can’t un-hear it. You probably won’t notice, but once you do, it’s cursed.

The monster girls you meet later are where the audio team went a bit crazy in a good way. One has this half-growl, half-pleasure sound when you start fingering her that slowly melts into these broken, needy moans. Another one’s voice cracks when he slides in and she begs him not to stop in this slightly accented way that made me think of some cheap ASMR I fell asleep to once. The romance angle is actually supported by breathing and tiny noises instead of text: Ellie’s breath gets shaky when Dartanian touches her scars, there’s a moment where she’s on top, riding him slow, big tits bouncing in time with the wet smack below, and in between the thrusts you hear the faint tremble in her voice when she whispers that she doesn’t want the night to end. Then five minutes later you’re in some creepy forest, something unseen is stalking you, the wind is howling, branches cracking, and she’s still catching her breath, little aftershocks in her voice. The game feels a bit rough around the edges and some transitions are clunky, but when it locks into that mix of fear, lust, and intimacy, with every moan and wet noise hitting just right in your ears, it honestly doesn’t matter. Turn the music down, put on good headphones, and let the sound carry the dirty parts for you.

Nothing here is subtle. You start as this horny guy dropped into a very familiar “busted” setup that anyone who’s seen the Y3DF comic will clock in a second, and the game just leans into that with zero shame. Big curves, big attitude, big mistakes. The whole thing is built around catching glimpses you’re not supposed to see, pushing your luck a bit more each click, then pretending you “didn’t mean it” while the camera angle says yeah, you definitely meant it. It feels like peeking through a half‑closed door and then, slowly, that door stops being so closed. There’s this constant teasing rhythm: you get a shot of her walking away, ass swaying like it has its own schedule, a little jiggle animation that plays one second too long, and suddenly you’ve forgotten what choice you were even supposed to make. I liked that a lot. I also kind of hated it because I kept backing up to replay the same scene. The game is short, but it somehow still makes you loop little micro-moments like an addict.

What really got me is how often the game points your eyes exactly where you shouldn’t be looking. You’re “helping” her in the kitchen? Screen is framed so those huge tits are right at the edge of the image, bouncing just enough, like the dev sat there in Blender or whatever and asked “ok, how far can I push this before it looks stupid?” and then pushed it further anyway. There’s groping that starts almost by accident, then the camera pauses, like it’s asking you, are you going to move that hand away or are you going to be the asshole you know you are. Spoiler: you stay the asshole. The voyeur parts hit harder than I expected; watching her in bed from the doorway, seeing those slow animated thrusts when she’s “busy” with someone else, and your character just stands there listening to wet mouth sounds and muffled moans, that was kind of brutal in a good way. NTR fans will grin, others will stare at the screen like “why the fuck am I horny and mad at the same time.” I had one scene where she’s on her knees with her lips wrapped around somebody who very obviously isn’t you, and the game just lets that animation loop while you pick between weak, jealous options that don’t actually fix anything. It’s nasty, in that porn‑you‑don’t‑admit‑you‑like way. The titfuck scene is way softer by comparison, almost affectionate, with her sliding those massive boobs around you like she’s trying to “make things better” in the worst possible way. Still, I kept wishing there was one route where she didn’t cheat, even though I know that would wreck the whole point, so that’s never happening.

It’s one of those games that pretends to be a soft, warm slice-of-life thing and then suddenly you’re in the middle of something that feels way too personal. The catgirl moves like she knows you’re staring - those little idle animations where she adjusts her top or flicks her tail, they get under your skin. You think it’s just another anime-style “simulator,” but no, the rhythm of it pulls you into this weird trance. There’s an AI-driven bit with her reactions, and sometimes she blushes at the wrong time, and that glitchy timing makes it hotter somehow. Like she’s trying to hide how much she wants it but the code betrays her.

The story pretends to care about unemployment and government programs, but nobody’s here for paperwork roleplay. There’s that moment - when you wake up, half-naked, and she’s hovering over you, ears twitching - and the dialogue stutters between sweet and filthy so fast it actually feels real. I swear the sound design deserves more credit; you can hear her breathing change when you choose the rougher response. The titfuck scene (yeah, that one) has this odd rhythm mismatch between animation loops, but your brain fills the gaps. And I hate that I noticed the lighting bug in the corner while also completely ignoring it because - well, priorities.

And yeah, maybe the game tries too hard to balance “romance” with raw lust. It doesn’t need to. When it leans into the messy stuff - her mewling during oral, the wet slap of skin when you’re losing control - it stops pretending to be polite. That’s when it works. That’s when it stops being a simulator and starts being something embarrassingly intimate. Still, I wish they’d fix the text speed option; it skips lines right before the creampie animation sometimes. But whatever. You’ll forget that quick enough once she looks up, cum dripping from her chin, eyes wide and empty-bright. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?