This RWBY parody throws you into Beacon Academy as some kind of therapist or counselor, which honestly sounds like the worst job ever until you realize what kind of "therapy" you'll be providing. The whole premise is basically "what if you had authority over all these anime girls and decided to be a complete creep about it?" - and yeah, that's exactly what happens.

The point-and-click mechanics work fine I guess, though sometimes clicking on things feels weird and unresponsive. You're basically going around corrupting everyone from Ruby to Yang to that ice queen Weiss, plus a bunch of other characters I can't even remember the names of. The corruption progression is pretty standard trainer game stuff - start innocent, gradually push boundaries, eventually everyone's throwing themselves at you because... reasons? The dialogue tries to be funny but it's hit or miss, mostly miss if I'm being honest. Some of the sexual harassment scenarios are so over-the-top they loop back to being amusing, like when you're supposed to be helping with "emotional support" but you're just groping people. The handjob scenes are decent enough, and there's plenty of big tits bouncing around if that's your thing. Blake's corruption arc was actually kind of hot, but then again I might just have a thing for cat girls. Wait, was I talking about the gameplay? The harem aspect builds up slowly which is good because rushing into it would've been even more ridiculous than it already is. Some of the 3D models look janky as hell though - Yang's hair clips through her body half the time and it's distracting during the good parts. The male domination stuff gets pretty intense later on, way more than I expected from something that started so tame. Honestly the whole thing feels like someone's power fantasy about being a shitty guidance counselor, but somehow it works better than it should.

Alan is the kind of main guy who feels like one of those “route you always skip in other games” but here you are stuck in his head, staring at spreadsheets while your brain is somewhere else, mostly in Cristina’s panties. He is not some porn hero, he is nice, a bit boring, and that is why the sex hits harder. When you finally get a scene, it feels like both of you were edging inside this relationship for weeks. The game takes its time, almost too much, to make you care about her voice on the phone, those little messages, the way she sends you a playful photo that is not fully nude but your imagination fills the rest. Then later, when you see her body properly, tits soft but heavy, ass that moves when she breathes, it feels wrong and hot at the same time, because you know exactly who is supposed to be touching her and who is actually touching her.

Cristina is living in another city, always tired from teaching kids, trying to stay loyal, and you can feel her slipping. The first blowjob scene is not the filthiest one visually, but the context makes it dirty as hell. She is on her knees, camera framing her face at first, lips wrapping slow around the shaft while she tries to act like this is not a big deal. You see a small jerk of hesitation in the animation, like her brain saying “stop” for half a second, then she leans in deeper and you get this mix of spit and guilt. It is not just “oh wow, deepthroat”, it is “oh fuck, she is doing this for real and it is not you”. They use the animation to show those micro things: fingers clutching the base, her tongue sliding on the underside, little bobbing motion that becomes more eager. And then she wipes her mouth with the back of her hand like it is some regular thing now. That tiny gesture hit me more than the cum shot. By the way, the cum shot could be thicker, but I am picky with that. Also the sound of the bed is a bit too clean, I kept waiting for a squeak that never came and now it lives in my head.

Blake is the classic “roommate who looks harmless till he is not”, and the game loves to let you sit with him too long on the couch. At first you are like, alright, it is just banter, some teasing, hand on shoulder, this kind of stupid friendly groping moment where his fingers stay on her waist one second more than normal. The AI-made CG stuff actually helps here, faces sometimes look slightly off in a way that kind of fits the vibe, like everybody is pretending nothing is happening while their eyes glitch. There is a scene where Cristina is in casual clothes, no naked skin except a bit of cleavage, and Blake brushes past her in the kitchen, his hand clearly pressing on her ass like “oops, sorry”. You know it is not an oops. She freezes, then laughs it off, and you can almost hear her panties getting damp even if she keeps talking about some boring work story. Later, when she lets him slide his hand under her top and squeeze her tits, nipples already hard and poking through the fabric before he even reaches them, it feels like the kitchen touch was the real start. The game plays a dirty trick on you here: you can click choices that look like they will protect the relationship, but they only delay the fucking, not stop it. One branch I took had her giving Blake a slow handjob under a blanket while talking to Alan on voice call, her arm moving in that tiny loop, his cock pulsing in her fist, her voice just a little shaky while she lies through her teeth. It is cruel, and yeah, I hated it, and yeah, I reloaded the save and did it again. Only thing that annoyed me for real is the texting window: sometimes the font jumps a little and it pulls me out, but I still kept checking those messages like a jealous psycho. Anyway, the game never really lets you feel safe, and that is exactly why every kiss, every grope, every time she parts her lips around a dick that is not yours, gets under your skin and stays there.

You’re stuck at your desk, pretending to fill some Excel sheet, and this game is exactly the kind of shit that turns “I’ll just check it quickly” into “oh fuck, why am I sweating in the office.” The setup is simple: you’ve been a useless recluse for years, then your dad suddenly calls and boom, you’re dropped into a house full of three new stepsisters with ridiculous bodies and zero respect for personal space. It starts off pretty tame, just small teasing, some accidental touching, that feeling of “this is wrong as fuck but I’m not gonna stop,” and then it slowly ramps into full-on erotic chaos. I like that it doesn’t shove everything in your face at once, even though it kinda does anyway. You’re living with them, they keep walking around half-dressed, and at some point you stop pretending you’re not staring at their tits every time they lean over the couch.

The models are all that thick-for-no-reason style, big tits and big asses that make you double-check no one’s walking behind you when you’re scrolling with your mouse wheel. They use smooth animations for small things, like the way a hand slides over a thigh during groping, or how her boobs bounce when she pushes them together for a titfuck. It’s not just click, cutscene, done. It lingers. There’s one scene where you’re “helping” your stepsister with something on her laptop in her room, she pretends she doesn’t notice your eyes going straight to her cleavage, and then she shifts a little closer so your arm is pressed to the side of her tits. Nothing even happens yet, but it fucked me up way more than a simple “here’s a blowjob scene” would. Then later she casually asks if you’re “distracted” and drops to her knees like it’s a normal thing to do in the hallway. The blowjob there feels dirty as hell because you know someone could walk out of another room any second, and the sound of her sucking is loud enough that I turned my speakers down instinctively. The messed up part? I kinda wish there was a scene where you actually get caught, but also I really don’t want that, at all.

My favorite type of content here is that mix of teasing and exhibitionism. One of the girls clearly gets off on making you hard and pretending she’s innocent. She’ll “accidentally” bend over in front of you in these tiny shorts, you get this close-up camera view of her ass basically eating the fabric, and then she asks some normal question like what you want for breakfast. There’s a moment where she sits on your lap to “save space” on the couch, and you’re trying to keep your hands respectful while she shifts around and you can feel her ass through thin cloth. She catches you at night masturbating once, too, and instead of freaking out she leans in the doorway in a tank top with no bra and just watches you for a bit, then slowly slides her hand into her own panties while you lock eyes. That scene sold the whole game for me. There’s oral, handjobs, titfucks, everything keeps building like that, one bad decision after another, and sometimes I wish the pacing was a bit faster but then a slow burn jerk in the bathroom hits harder than a rushed gangbang anyway. The only thing that bothered me way more than it should is how one of the girls always holds her phone at this weird angle during a scene and it just looks awkward as hell. I kept staring at the phone instead of her tits and now it lives rent free in my head. Anyway, if you’re into that “I shouldn’t want this but fuck, I really do” vibe, you’ll know exactly what part of your brain this game is poking.

You close your eyes in your boring bedroom and open them in the kind of fever dream only people who stayed too long on hentai subreddits would recognize. Floor’s not even yours. Gravity feels slightly drunk. There’s a catgirl kneeling on your chest like you’re furniture, tail flicking over your mouth while she argues with a floating robot about whether you count as “property” or “partner.” She’s wearing this half-assed cosplay mashup that looks like someone tried to mix maid uniform with battle gear and gave up halfway. She keeps “testing” your reactions. Fingers tracing your crotch through your pants, nails dragging just a bit too slow, telling the robot to record your pulse when she gropes you. She keeps saying it’s “for science” but she’s grinding on your thigh while she says it, so yeah. Science with nipple clamps and a collar.

The game plays like some horny sandbox dating sim that drank too much sci-fi and shonen anime. You wander a weird city that looks medieval if you squint, until a neon sign pops up over an elf brothel and ruins the illusion. There’s monster girls tending stalls and they all look at you like you’re a walking virgin buff. Some of them actually say it. Out loud. One big-titted cyclops girl literally bets you she can make you cum from a handjob without letting you thrust at all, and the game actually locks your inputs and makes you watch her smug face while she squeezes and strokes and slows down right before your bar hits full. She spits on your tip, smirks, denies you on purpose, and then asks if she can tag you as a “denied client” in her app. I swear it felt more humiliating than losing in ranked on Valorant.

What really messed with me was how often the world pretends sex is just another stat. There’s an elf matron who checks your “breeding potential” like she’s scanning a QR code, talks about your balls like they’re gear in an RPG, then drags you behind a curtain and mounts you slow, riding you raw while lecturing you on proper thrust rhythm. She keeps squeezing her pregnant belly against your stomach, milk leaking down on your chest, telling you this is your “future” if you keep signing slave contracts without reading them. Then, same game, you’re in a dirty alley watching two girls in cosplay dom gear spit on a chained-up maid and use her face for practice. One sits on her nose, the other pinches her nipples till she squirts all over the ground, and you don’t even get to join unless you agree to be collared too. The childhood friend with the short hair finds out later, pins you in the wrestling ring, sits on your face and rubs herself all over your mouth while punching your stomach lightly every time you try to breathe, calling you a perv and making you say whose slave you want to be. She keeps pretending she’ll let you cum if you answer “correct,” then pulls away right when you’re twitching, laughing in that half-cruel, half-affectionate way that makes your brain melt.

Group scenes happen so casually it almost feels wrong. You walk into a bathhouse and suddenly there’s a harem of different races arguing over who gets your cock first. One girl wants anal, one wants your mouth, one just wants to milk you with her tits. They line you up, use your body like a shared toy, switch places without asking, and the camera just lingers on wet skin, dripping cum, drooling mouths. A robot hovers overhead and records everything for “research,” again, but secretly you find that same recording in your room later and, yeah, you end up jerking off to your own humiliation. Sometimes the game makes you just watch. A lesbian dom scene behind a glass wall, another girl getting spanked till her ass glows red, then shoved full of a dildo while she cries and smiles at the same time. You can’t help. You can only stare. And worse, the UI tracks how long you watched, and some characters tease you about it later like they saw your browser history. Not gonna lie, some of the animated ahegao faces look stupid as hell, tongues flopping like broken gifs, but then one of them starts squirting on your abs while begging for more and your brain just forgives everything.

I kept wishing they’d at least let me change one stupid tiny thing, like that ugly default collar you get tagged with in the early slave arc, but no, it stays in every sex scene for hours, mocking you quietly. You go from shy virgin to the guy who’s creampied an orc, an elf, a catgirl, and something with too many tentacles, and still that same cheap collar sits on your neck, reminding you you’re never fully in control here. It’s messy, horny, mean, sometimes sweet by accident, like when the pregnant catgirl curls around you in bed, leaking milk on your chest and purring while you lazily finger her and she tries not to moan too loud. Then she ruins the moment, calls the robot, and asks it to replay earlier footage of you getting pegged so she can laugh at your face while you cum again inside her. This whole world feels like that: one long, sweaty joke on you that somehow keeps you hard anyway.

This one feels like someone took a classic “teacher crush” fantasy and just kept turning the dial until it snapped. You’re this grown guy, not some teenage anime student, and you end up tangled with Professor Aiko Hisato. On campus she is ice cold, all tight blouse and clipped voice, the kind of woman who can make a whole classroom shut up with one look. The fun part is that the game lets you poke at that mask until it cracks. First you see the strict side: she calls you into her office, shuts the door, fixes her glasses and starts talking about “professional standards” while your eyes are fighting not to stare at her tits straining under that white shirt. She leans over her desk, skirt hugging her ass, pretending she doesn’t notice how hard you are. She definitely notices. The tension in those first scenes feels like when you text the wrong person a horny meme and they reply with “come here, we need to talk” instead of blocking you.

The further you go, the more the game stops pretending she is just a teacher. You can push the relationship into this messy, dirty thing where you basically own her, or pretend you care about her feelings while you are still fucking around. There is a whole cheating angle going on that the game never shouts about, it just lets you slowly realize that all this is happening behind somebody’s back. Her husband, boyfriend, whatever, he exists more like a shadow you spit on. One moment you are “helping” her relax after a long day, hands on her shoulders, telling her she works too hard. Next moment you have her bent over her own desk, skirt up, red marks blooming on that round ass while she tries not to moan too loud because there are students outside. The spanking scenes are nice because they are not just punishment porn. Sometimes you use it to break her attitude, sometimes she basically begs for it, pressing that big ass back against your palm like she forgot she is supposed to be the respectable professor.

What I liked is how the choices creep up on you. At first it feels like you are just picking dialogue, the usual “be nice / be an asshole” stuff. Then five scenes later you realize she is talking to you in this low, obedient voice, or instead she is clinging to you, jealous and crazy, because of something you clicked earlier when you were half-distracted checking Discord or Telegram on your phone. One route turns her into this cheating milf who waits for your messages, always horny, spreading her legs in some hotel room while writing emails to her students on her laptop. Another route, you push harder, you grab her hair, make her kneel between your legs in that office chair, glasses fogging up while she chokes on your cock, and she starts to enjoy being controlled more than she ever enjoyed her boring “proper” life. She has these huge tits that bounce every time you slap them, and the game really leans into that, but at the same time sometimes I wished there was just one scene where she keeps her bra on the whole time, just teasing, and of course that never happens when I want it. That annoyed me for like two minutes, then I was back to watching her ride you, ass slamming down, panties hanging off one ankle, telling you in this broken voice that nobody has ever fucked her like this and you know she is lying, but you let her say it anyway. The whole thing feels like a horny visual diary of slowly breaking a proud woman until she starts texting you first, asking when you will use her again, while her “respectable” life falls apart in the background and you barely even care.

Sophia’s life looks boring on paper, right? Nice husband, nice house, two kids, teacher job, basic catalog mommy vibes. Then she lands in this sweaty coastal city that feels like Instagram filters and bad decisions had a baby, and suddenly this woman is one short skirt away from forgetting what “faithful” even means. The game just throws her into all these small daily things that start normal and end with you zoomed all the way into her cleavage on your monitor, like “how did we get here, exactly?” You go with her from homeroom to backyard pool to late night kitchen in that oversized shirt, and every place is just another chance for someone’s eyes to be exactly where they shouldn’t be. Student stares too long, neighbor “just happens” to look over the fence when she bends, the friend’s wife sits too close on the couch, and Sophia keeps pretending she doesn’t notice while her nipples betray her every time.

What I liked is how the game lets you be messy with her. You’re not just clicking through porn gallery, baby, you’re steering this horny ship. Wear that almost-see-through top to school or pick the safe blouse and hate yourself. Lean in for the “innocent” kiss with your curvy female friend on the balcony, or pull back and then spend the next scene watching them in the shower anyway, because the camera work loves a good “I shouldn’t be seeing this” angle. There’s this beach scene where she adjusts her bikini bottom for like ten full seconds while some guy and his wife pretend they’re not staring. Camera just sits behind her huge ass like it’s a religious experience. And the lesbian tension? Wild. There’s one moment in the bedroom where her “friend” is teaching her how to relax, giving her a back massage, hands sliding lower, Sophia biting her lip, and you can choose if that hand keeps going between her thighs or if she panics and runs to the bathroom to masturbate alone like a coward. I did both paths, obviously. The solo one has her sitting on the closed toilet lid, panties around her ankles, phone in hand, watching some tame clip, then switching to that selfie the friend sent earlier and just losing it quietly so the family doesn’t hear. It’s nasty and kind of sad and stupid and hot at the same time, which is exactly my brand.

The cheating stuff ramps up slow. You start with looks, then “accidental” boob brushes, then lingering oral fantasies where she imagines dropping to her knees in places where she absolutely should not. There’s a scene where she’s helping a younger guy with homework at the dining table and her blouse button pops open. You decide if she fixes it or lets him get a full view of those big tits hopping when she laughs. If you keep pushing her, the game rewards you with scenes that feel almost too intimate, like when she sneaks to the dark garden, hikes up her dress, and fingers herself behind a tree while the neighbor’s wife smokes on the balcony, pretending she’s on her phone but clearly watching. The game loves exhibition vibes, like nipples visible through a wet shirt, skirts hiking up while she leans over a railing, “oops I forgot panties” moments in public transport. Not every scene hits the same, sometimes it drags and you’re just clicking through dialogue on your phone in bed thinking “girl get to the part where someone eats you out already,” but when it lands, it lands hard. Best way to play? Don’t be soft with your choices. Go for the outfits that would get her fired, say yes to the kisses that ruin friendships, make her look a little too long at every ass and pair of tits around her, then ride out the guilt while she masturbates in every room of that big empty house.

Guy gets killed, goddess feels a bit too soft in the head that day, and suddenly he is respawned in a fantasy world where every moral rule is more suggestion than law. That is basically the frame here: second life, male protagonist, zero experience, gets dropped in a setting full of monster girls and very little clothing. The funny part is how the game pretends to be about “adventure” at first. You walk around, talk to NPCs, click through the usual quests, but after like ten minutes the real loop is clear: wander into some new area, meet some big tit demon girl or thick-ass elf, get railroaded into a situation where she either wants to own you, fuck you, or both. Often all three if you count mind control as a different category, which the game really, really does.

The tone is weird in a good way. The goddess at the start comes across like she is doing charity work, but the world she sends you to is completely horny and mean. You are supposed to be this clueless virgin hero, except half the “quests” end in your dick in someone’s mouth, tits, feet, or pussy. The first time a monster girl puts you on your back and titfucks you while talking about turning you into her personal slave, the game just casually tosses a little dialogue pop up like “Corruption +2” and moves on. No big lesson, no moral, just “yes, you liked that.” Later you hit a brothel with animated scenes where the camera actually spends time on hands jerking you off and heels pressing on your chest while she rides you. At one point you are being milked between thick thighs while the UI reminds you of some heroic main quest you are ignoring completely. I laughed, then clicked “repeat scene.”

What I keep circling back to is how the harem side and the cheating side bump into each other. The game absolutely encourages you to collect girls like Pokémon, but it also slaps “loyalty” on some of them, then gives you mind control tools and expects you not to push it. There is this one scene where your main “good girl” is waiting in a temple, talking about faith and destiny, and you are off in a cave letting a giant-ass lamia wrap you up and stroke you off with her tail, whispering that the goddess only revived you so her pets have something new to break. You get a vaginal scene with her later where she rides you into the ground, calls you her hero, then right after that the game gives a route to make her your obedient slave with a few clicks and a cursed item. It is hot, but also kind of nasty in how casual it treats that shift. And yeah, everyone is huge: big tits everywhere, asses that swallow your hips when they sit on you, animated loops that focus on the little things like toes rubbing your shaft before the footjob actually starts. My academic side wants to rant about power fantasies and consent politics in hentai fantasy worlds, but my horny side was just happy the transitions between scenes are fast and the MC actually talks like a guy losing his mind from constant sex rather than a stoic light novel zombie. If you want to squeeze something out of every spicy moment, best way is to take it slow on first run, say “yes” to the scenes that feel wrong, “no” to a few on purpose, then come back with a walkthrough later and break everyone properly.

Guy comes back from a trip expecting normal college crap, finds out his best friend is dead, and everything just tilts sideways from there. At first it feels like a murder mystery with some romance on the side, but it keeps drifting into this weird mix of angels, paranormal stuff and people who are way too horny to be grieving. You start in a school setting, yeah, uniforms, hallways, that usual porn comfort zone, but instead of being just “bang everyone in class”, there’s this whole thing where every girl is hiding something. Sometimes it’s a trauma, sometimes it’s a toy in her locker, sometimes it’s wings. Literally. One moment you’re in a quiet conversation about your dead friend, next moment her skirt is around her waist and she’s asking if you “feel closer to him now”. It’s messy in a good way, like a hentai VN that tried to be serious for five minutes and then remembered why people actually click “Start Game”.

The harem angle is strong as hell and not even pretending to be realistic. You’ve got the playful schoolgirls, the more mature teacher / MILF type who really, really should not be letting you rail her against a classroom desk, and some angelic/paranormal ladies sneaking in with glowing eyes and zero understanding of personal space. The game is all about juggling them, building romance scenes that go from cute to absolutely filthy in seconds. There’s animated sex, actual movement, not just static CGs, and sometimes that looks hot as fuck. Other times it’s a bit janky, like a looping thrust that doesn’t quite match the sound, but honestly that kinda adds charm. It feels less corporate, more “one horny dev spent too many nights tweaking tit physics”. Vaginal sex is everywhere, obviously, but they sneak in sex toys in fun ways too. There’s this scene where a quiet girl in class pulls you into an empty room, locks the door, opens her bag and just drops a vibrator on the desk with this face like she’s been waiting all week to use it on you. And then she insists on keeping her shirt on and her panties off, which is such a mood. Also, the lesbian stuff hits surprisingly well; girls fooling around with each other first, testing toys, then dragging you in like a living dildo. You’re not the center of the universe all the time, which is rare in these games.

What I keep coming back to though is how horny the game is about being seen. Exhibitionism isn’t just “oops someone might walk in”. They lean into it. Classroom curtains half open while you fuck a girl bent over a desk, her trying to keep her voice low and totally failing. A stairwell handjob while teachers walk past below. One rooftop scene with an angel girl who straight up tells you the humans below can’t see her true form, but they can totally see you, and she just rides you harder because of that. That whole “I hope nobody sees us” while clearly wanting exactly that. There’s humor too, very on-the-nose, dirty jokes, dumb memes that feel ripped from Discord, characters teasing your “detective skills” while you’re literally buried between their thighs. Story about murder and angels and lies, yes, but half the time you forget the investigation because there’s a milf in a tight blouse asking if you want “private counseling” and you already know that’s going to end with her legs spread and your cum leaking down her inner thighs. I wish the romance pacing was a bit less “you met her ten minutes ago and now she’s sucking your dick behind the gym”, but at the same time, if they slowed it down, I’d probably complain that it was too slow. Also there’s one sound effect in a toy scene that annoyed me and I kept waiting for them to fix it, but of course they don’t, and now it lives rent free in my head. Anyway, it’s that kind of game where you start thinking about the mystery and end up remembering the way one shy girl trembles when you push into her for the first time, or the smug smile on the milf when she guides your cock inside her like she’s been doing this with students for years. Not subtle, not polite, just very horny, very harem, very “everyone wants a piece of you and they’re not shy about getting it”.

Jack feels like that guy in your Discord who keeps saying “I’ve changed, trust me” after nuking every relationship he had. Except here he’s in the future, with tech everywhere, floating cars, weird gadgets, fancy screens, and he’s still emotionally stuck in the same old shit. That’s kinda the core vibe: ultra modern world, very old problems, and lots of tits. Big ones. The game throws you into his routine where every “normal” situation has this horny tilt to it. You’re clicking around his place, snooping through messages, cams, little icons, and suddenly you’re watching someone undress on a holo-display, wondering if this counts as stalking or “just checking the feed.” It’s one of those stories where the line between being curious and being a damn creep is really thin, and the game doesn’t babysit you about it.

The point & click side feels almost like old Flash stuff, but with 3D renders and more ass in your face. You move Jack through these clean sci fi corridors and high-tech apartments that look like they were designed on Pinterest, then you zoom in on a shower door that isn’t fully closed, or a smart mirror that “accidentally” records more than it should. There is a lot of voyeurism energy here. You’re not always invited into the scene, you kinda slip in from the side. Maybe you trigger the wrong dialogue, and suddenly you’re watching a girl bend over in front of a camera Jack forgot to turn off. Sometimes you feel guilty. Sometimes you don’t. Depends how long you stare. The game loves big asses and big tits, and it shows them with this lazy confidence, like “yeah, of course she’s stacked, why are you surprised.” There’s romance buried under all the nudity too, awkward and messy, like texting your ex on WhatsApp while you’re already on Tinder. Jack is trying to fix his past, but he also can’t stop checking out every curve that moves near him. He’s not a hero. He’s just horny and scared.

What really got me is how the lewd stuff and the story trip over each other. One moment you’re having this semi deep talk about regret and second chances, the next you’re clicking a dialogue option that makes Jack say something so thirsty you cringe and still pick it, because you want that extra scene unlocked. It’s very “I hate this, click again.” The humor swings between clever and total dad joke, with some lines that feel like they were translated twice and never proofread, which somehow fits Jack’s energy. The sex scenes are more about slow teasing and watching than crazy positions. You often see things from a distance first, through glass, through screens, like you’re not supposed to be there. Then if you play your choices right, you get closer, literally. It scratches that collector brain too: you’ll click on every tiny glowing spot just to unlock another gallery render, and half the time it’s just someone half naked on a couch but you still feel weirdly proud. It’s messy, horny, slightly trashy, sometimes sweet by accident, and the future setting is just polished enough that when someone walks past in tight clothes and no bra, you believe technology made society like this and nobody logged out.